A\N: Hey guys! Sorry for not being able to post this still on Halloween but i hope you all enjoy this chapter and wait for more.

Co writed by wolvenstrom


Everyone was outside wearing their half terrible and a half good Costumes. Chris was just smirking at the side of Chef with his neutral look.

''OK girls, your all looking good and ready the second part of tonights Halloween of horror.'' Chris said "Everyone enjoying their outfits?"

''No! This dress sucks and Lindsay can't breath well'' Cody said

''Thats kind of the point. If you wanted a decont outfit you should have watched more movies!" Chris snap his fingers and Chef starts talking.

''Listen up Maggots! Inside the forest there is two pumpkins with a green flame burning in them, What you all need to do is find them and bring them back here with your stupid costumes in one piece. But just in case you little girls think that'll be a walk in the park, we have also filled the woods with traps designed to ensnare, rip, tear, disintigrate, grease stain, chocolate mark and otherwise ruin your costumes and otherwise give you a very bad night!"

"Correcto mundo Chef." Chris once again laughed as if his outdated slang was a joke "The entire woods has been decked out in booby traps specifically tailored to ruining your costumes. If any of your costumes are wrecked in even the tiniest way, you'll be penalised. And since you'll all be getting points depending on when you cross, getting a rip or tear on enough of your costumes could get you the lose no matter how fast you are."

"So basically we have to race against a bunch of losers who can barely hobble around let alone run through woods just waiting to tear their construction paper costumes? Oh this is gonna be so easy." The ever smug Heather amused herself.

"Hey it's not that bad!" Protested Katie.

"Actually she's not far off." Chris butted in "We felt the princess dress wasn't bulky enough, so we used a whole bunch of construction paper in it."

"HA!" And that was Anna Maria as per usual.

"Seriously give up. You really want to risk your blonde knight toppling over?"

"I'm not...giving...up." Wheezed out the blonde.

"Awwww. Cute. Stupid. But cute."

''Now this is a turn of events I really dislike'' Katie said thinking its not fair Poor Lindsay takes the risk of popping a lung just to win.

''If I wanted to be liked by the people I work with, I wouldn't be nearly so famous. So you girls better get on your marks''

Chris said as Chef gets what looks like a firework cannon and aims to the sky night. He fires it and the rocket shoots above the treeline before exploding, the image of a smiling pumpkin staring down at them.

''Because it has already STARTED!'' Chris said.

The two teams squaked at the suddeness of the start. The Bad Bitches wasted no time darting off to….somwhere. While the cupcakes all looked at each other, then slowly started to make their way into the woods.

''OK, we need to spread and cover more ground so we can find the pumpkin'' Heather said

''Hey who put you in charge?'' Leshawna asks

''Me and shut up!" Heather said "Now I say that if one of us finds the target. We have a signal to let the others know we have it so we can all join up. I nominate a crow. I second it. Its settled, the signal is a crows cawwing."

''But there aren't any crows on this island.'' Emma said.

"Uh yeah. Thats how we'll know its someone signalling and not a regular bird call." Heather stated like she was the smartest person in the room…..which since it was Heather she likely did think that.

It wasn't the best plan. But given the state of their opponents they didn't really need much of a plan to begin with. So with the strategy in mind the bad Bitches then start running in all directions onto the forest.

"Come on guys, we can't afford to fall behind!" Zoey led the charge into the woods...then doubled back when she realized her team wasn't following her nearly as fast as she thought.

Lindsay stepped forward slowly and deliberately. One arms propped around Katie while the girl held onto her overstuffed bag.

Cora was staring at the ground as she carefully stepped around every rock and branch and piece of especially soft ground. Shuffling all the while with all the speed of the princess Barbie doll she was dressed as.

Zoey looked between them with an 'are you kidding me?' look. "Guys what gives?"

Katie fielded it "Lindsay can barely get enough breath to stand up let alone run, if Cora wasn't wearing 6 inch heels ready to snap with one wrong step then all those construction paper petticoats make it impossible for her to run without tearing them , and this bag is so stupidly full and stupidly worn out that it'll explode the moment I stupidly start running."

"So we can't get anywhere fast?"

"'You' can. 'We' can't." Katie pointed to herself, Cora and Lindsay "We're the ones in the costumes 'designed' to make it harder for us to race."

"Leshawna seemed OK."

Speaking of Leshawna, the girl was standing into the middle of a clearing. Rubbing her back against a tree while reaching under her hairy swimsuit and scratching every inch of skin she can reach.

"Dammit! How the hell do werewolves have time to attack people when their so damn itchy!"

Zoey sighed "Just great."


*Confessional on*

''Mmmmm, And here I thought I could not get any hotter. Bet you guys back home are just DROOLING at this huh? bet you are c'mon just say it. You want your mummy?'' Anne maria said while tugging at her bandages and giving small flashes of skin.

''This is so unfair! our team has no possibility of doing anything in those terrible costumes! We need something to help them out'' Zoey said

*Confessional off*

Courtney was walking around the forest looking for the pumpkin, with no luck and the insesent hooting of owls making the whole experience more annoying than spooky.

"Ugh. Finding a pumpkin in the middle of the woods? No clues? No directions? Split up and wander aimlessly? If this was a real Halloween story something would have happened the moment we broke appppAAAAA-SPLUT!"

Her surprise trip and shriek was cut short by a banana cream pie to the face.

The young Frankenstein(s monster) lay there with her face in a pie for the ten seconds to process that her face was in a pie.

Slowly she pulled herself up. Whipped cream and banana cream stuck to or falling off as she stared at the pie tin. Her eyes focused on mushed contents hard enough to evaporate the cream.

"And where...did you come from?" She said slowly.

The pie choose to remain silent.

She scanned the area. Looking behind her she saw something gleaming in the dim light. A tripwire.

Her eyes darted across her costume looking for even the tiniest rip or tear. Sighing when she found no changes to it beyond now having a fruity scent.

Pushing herself back up she knew she had to be more careful. Watching her every step deeper into the woods.

The pie stayed where it was, not in a hurry to go anywhere.

While Courtney was Stomping her way through the woods muttering about how she didn't even like pie, Cody was starting to understand why big poofy dresses went out of style, When he then falls on the floor face first after tripping over a rock.

''Are you OK there Cora?'' Zoey asked

''Yeah. The costumes still in one piece.''

"Well at least that's something as we don't have to worry about as we crawl through the woods." Grumbled Zoey.

Lindsay looked up from the ground and...

"I was being sarcastic Lindsay."

The musketeer closed her mouth.

"That was mean." Cora stated in the same tone one would state that water was wet and fire was hot.

"Well I'm sorry if I don't want any more of us to be kicked off!" She snapped, before turning back to the woods and sighing "Sorry. I just don't want to lose any more team mates."

Cora nodded "Yeah, I'm getting tired of Heathers smug face every time her team gets a bonus."

"There has to be some clue. Chris wouldn't just expect us to search every inch of this whole forest for a pumpkin." Katie mused.

What the Cupcakes dint realize is that something was spying on them in the shadows, Looming over them as they walk.

''Does anyone else feel like they are being watched?'' Katie said

''I think your just hearing th-'' Zoey cut cut off When something shows in front of her behind a tree when she was walking. It gives a big HISS and revealing a mass of razor sharp fangs. Making her jump back with a shriek!

''AHHHH! What the!?''

It took a second to realize that the horrible blod sucking monster was just Heather.

''Hahahaha you are all so easy to scare. You really are just a bunch of cupcakes.'' Heather taunted.

"Are you 'trying' to make us wreck our costumes?" Katie growled at the vampire. Crouching down to pick up a few stray coins that had spilled from her bag.

Heather laughed again, letting the group see that their eyes weren't deceiving them before. The vampire dentures she was wearing weren't just an incisor caps that'd leave a few neat pinholes, but a mouth full of fangs that could tear out a big wet chunk of whoever she bit.

"'Try'? Please. You look like your outfits would disintegrate in the rain. I don't need to do what will take care of itself. I was just in the neighbourhood and thought I'd drop in for..."

"Don't. Say 'a bite'." Zoey warned.

"...a while to see how you were doing." She said without skipping a beat as if that's what she'd always meant to say. Scanning over the cupcakes with her slitted red eyes. "I mean my teams been all over the woods by now. And I think I can still see the starting line from here. Literally " She waved behind them "Hi Chris! Not very far from were we started is it?"

"You're not allowed to mess with us Heather." Zoey pushed "if our suits get damaged because of you, you get a penalty too."

"I said I'm not going to do anything." She repeated. Coming out into the open...or rather sweeping into the open like the very creature she was dressed as. Her long, flowing cape flaring out behind her before settling across her shoulders. Her long legs giving her a stride that made it look like she glided into their personal space. Looking over each of them with a bemused expression before settling on Cora as she held up Lindsay.

"Why. Hello princess." Her voice was lowered so it came out husky and smooth like dark velvet, it felt like she'd poked her red razor tipped fingers through his skin and grabbed his spine.

"Heather!"

The vampire ignored the gladiator and moved closer to Cora. She didn't just invade his personal space, she loomed over him. Looming was more than just standing over someone. It was a skill that took years if practice and a disposition not anyone could have. If you didn't get it right you could just be seem as trying to be intimidating rather than actually intimidating.

Heather had the technique down pat. The girl could have been 4 feet tall, built like a box and dressed like a clown and Cody still would have felt her tower over him.

''(Ohhh man, Heather is so close to my face right now...and what is worst...she smells really good!)'' Cody thought as Heather was indeed a very attractive woman in a very detailed vampire outfit, good thing that his special underwear was on and the princess dress was thick as he could be relived that his boner could be as hard as rock and no one could be able to see it but that dint stop him to blush and shiver by Heather moves.

''You ever heard of personal space?'' Katie said feeling a little upset that Heather was so close to Cora.

''What's the problem Indiana Jill? you want to save the princess from the monster and claim her for yourself?'' Heather laughed again.

Katie was gritting her teeth as she blushes over Heather being annoying. She almost used her bag to just drop it on her head but she got a hold of herself.

''Pardon my language but would you be kind enough to, uh I don't know. BUZZ OFF?!" Zoey said.

"Oh relax. I know the rules, no touching." She leaned closer to Cody, who felt like a rabbit staring down a fox "I just thought I'd admire the little princess. Funny how the cutest of you gets stuck in the only dress, really throws off your new team name theme doesn't it."

Cute? Wow. And he thought dressing, looking and acting like a woman was already as emasculating as it could get. Guess there was always a deeper well to drink from.

"But it looks good on you 'my dear'" She smirked, saying the last two words in the universally recognised Bad Dracula accent. "So little, and soft. Your blood sings to me. Waiting to fill me with your life essence." Heather leaned forward. Her tongue slowly licking over her lips and fangs in a way that made it pants darkeningly terrifying, and pants tighteningly hot.

She leaned forward, ignoring the cupcakes protests until Cora could feel the taller girls breath on his face.

She smirked.

"HISS-CK!?"

Heather suddenly found herself stumbling back several feet as she was wrenched back by the arm.

"Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!" She stumbled back once, twice, three times before catching her footing. Taking a few breaths of relief, before like everyone else in the clearing, looking at Lindsay, who had her free arms outstretched, and a look that could turn a vampire to ash.

"Back...off...bloodsucker!"

''Huh so the Gender bender Prince wants to have her little princess for herself right? So be it. I was just having fun anyway, Try not to cry too hard once my team wins'' Heather said.

Slapping Lindsay's hand away from her costume she walks away slowly as she turn around and takes a final look at them before giving them the middle finger.

''Geez...what a bitch'' Katie said


*Confessional on*

''I don't usually swear a lot but sometimes you meet someone who can make you really try'' Katie said

''Man i am the only one who thought Heather was actually going to bite me?'' Cody said

''This Heather thinks she is some mighty player, lets see how she handles our team work'' Zoey said

*Confessional off*


Anne Maria sauntered through the woods almost casually. She didn't need to hurry anywhere. She'd seen what the competition was wearing and was not impressed in the slightest.

'Ugh Why do i have to walk on this stupid forest at night? Its like so cold here stupid McLean. But I'm sure as hell am going to win this thing'' She said while strutting around making sure to swing her hips as wide as possible as she loved how she felt in this costume plus the reality show was a moment to show off the goods.

Then she hears some sort of noise coming from a few meters away.

''What' that sound?'' She said walking towards the sound for whatever reason.

When she arrived she sees her own teammate rubbing her huge ass on a tree like the animal she was suppose to be in that costume.

''UGHHH! so...itchy!'' She said rubbing faster.

"(That idiot...) HEY! STOP DOING THAT! if you damage the costume because of that we're gonna be in deep shit'' Anne Maria said screaming while pulling the other girl of her scratcing post.

"Hey don't come up to me wearing silk head to toe to head and tell me not to be itchy!" The werewolf wookie girl snapped back. Pulling herself away from the tree, though still scratching.

"Keep that up you'll get a rash."

"Whatever." She grumbled "You found anything yet?"

"Nah. You'd think he'd give us some kind of hint than just get us to run around the woods lookin' good."

"Your the one looking good i in the other hand am the one who feels like I got fleas.''

''Then just, I don't know jump on a lake, maybe that'll drown out your parasites.' Anne maria said

''This things feels like its pure woven hair! If I do that it'll...Damn! I wish I could just tear it off before it drives me nuts!"

''Hahaha. Sounds kinky.''

''Oh Shut up you'' Leshawna said

''C'mon lets find this stupid pumpkin together. you can scratch your ass red raw for all I care after we win this thing'' She said

"Whatever." The girl mumbled, while still idly scratching herself.

Chris leaned over one of the interns at the wall of monitors watching everything "Hows our contestants looking so far? Any rippage yet?"

The unpaid college graduate shook his head "Their all being pretty careful sir."

That did not please the host "Careful? Careful doesn't get ratings!"

Chef stepped up on the other side of the kid with his eyebrow rasied at the screens "You thinkin' phase two?"

"Not only am I thinking phase two. I pressed the button to start it before I even asked the question."

everyone paused as the birds all across the island suddenly picked up and took flight.

Cody looked up as he heard the sound of hundreds of wings flapping in the darkness. "That doesn't sound good."

There was a loud 'THUNK' that echoed across the island.

"That sounds even worse."

Then...

'RRRAAAUUUGGHHH!'

'AAAAWWWOOO!'

"...I'll just stop talking now."

''I suggest we walk away from that sound like NOW!'' Cody said

''Dammit! I hate this, why are we all so stuck in slow motion like we are covered in quicksand? There has to be a way to fix this! Katie said

''I-i cant walk any more'' Lindsay falls on her knees ''T-too tired and t-tight''

Katie helped the musketeer to her feet. "Come on. We can't stop now. We've barely started."

"We've been out in the Woods for 20 minutes." Cora corrected. "And yet we've basically covered no ground. the other team has probably searched the length and breadth of The Island by now, because unlike us they can move independently from each other. " He turned to their gladiator. "Zoey, I think it might be best if you run on ahead. We can watch each other's backs just fine, and you're the only one of us who isn't it super risk to destroy you're costume."

"We don't need to split up. Were smarter than the Scooby gang. We just need to figure out the clue Chris gave us..."

"What clue?!" Cora snapped "There is no clue! Chris just wants us to walk around the woods aimlessly just to maximise the chances that we'll all be wearing tattered bikinis of what used to be our costume by the time we finish!"

There is a weird metallic sound of steps coming towards the girls direction as they hear the imminent encounter with something they don't want to see.

''Anyone else feeling like running?'' Cora said even though he cant.

''I would love to'' Katie said getting ready to just thrown something at anything that moves.

''C'mon lets keep moving, i know it sucks but WE. GOTTA. KEEP. MOVING!' Zoey said''

They hear something scratching the trees leaving the mark of something sharp...Ready to make them the next target.

Without an other word the gladiatress grabbed onto Cora and lifted her into a princess carry. Then hefted up Lindsay onto her back. Pulling the breathless girls arms across her neck.

"Wow." She let out "How uh...how do you...?"

"No time. MOVE!" With that, the red-head gave a grunt before she put one foot forward and started running full pelt into the woods like she was the freaking wind. Leaving Katie staring as a shrinking dust cloud.

"...It would have been nice to know she was strong enough to do that a few weeks ago." She looked down at the bag of gold coloured garbage on her shoulders. "Mmmmm. Maybe if I..." She pulled up the bag to hold onto it like a sack of potatoes. "I think that works?" She looked ahead to see the vanishing form of her team mates. "Should I...yeah. Yeah I should."

Holding her precious, worthless cargo she slowly bolted into the woods.

While that was happening Courtney had defeated the silly lousy traps.

''If you think this will stop me Chris your Wrong! Not even the sharks could stop me!'' She then look far away some sort of green light. ''Oh my...is that what i think it is? Yes! the pumpkin! I knew it had to be around here somewhere!''

The brunette starts running with no care whatsoever really sure that her victory was assured.

''Immunity here i co-UAHH'' She said a moment later before she was waste deep in something sticky. '' What the! What is this? is this Tar? Eww!'' She tried to grab the sides of the rap and lift herself up…

*BLUP*

...ended up sunken to her boobs.

"DAMMIT!"

Anna Maria sighed as she dragged The Reluctant werewolf behind her. Both girls scanning the woods for any trace of green light.

"Spool..."

"You'd better not to say that you're itchy again."

"No no. I'm actually trying to keep my mind off that."

"Then what is it?!" Anna Maria snapped.

"What...do you think the bonus will be this time for winning this challenge?"

"If I got to pick? A big TV, satellite hook up, an ice-cream flavour named after me and I guarantee that that blonde skank will be booted off the island next."

Leshawna raised and eyebrow while scratching her stomach "what do you have against Lindsey?"

"Uuuh, shes, like, on the other team?" She replied doing her best Valley girl impression.

Leshawna ignored that none too subtle insult "I meant in particular. It shouldn't matter who was kicked off the island in Next, as long as it's one of the other team. So why are you going for her to be booted off in particular?"

Anna Maria's expression tightened. Glaring at the girl before turning around and stomping away "None of your damn business! Now move your fat ass Fido."

"OK NOW, THAT'S IT!"

The Mummy was suddenly kicked off her feet as the werewolf dog in its heels. She glared up at the girl, who glared down at her with equal fury.

"What's your problem?! You want this costume to get wrecked? Because if we lose because you got these bandages torn up then you're getting booted next!"

Leshawna roll an American not dissimilar to the animal she was dressed as. "My problem? My problem!? What's 'your' problem?! What's Heathers problem!? What's Courtney's problem!? What's Emma's problem?! What's 'everyone's' problem?! since the moment this team formed I don't think anyone in it has actually said one dang to anyone else on it that wasn't some kind of insult! We've spent more time sniping at each other than we have against the cupcakes!" She rubbed her temples "we're supposed to be a team. is it too much to ask for us to work together without trying undermine each other? Can't we get along?"

Anna Maria looked at her for a moment...before bursting into laughter.

"You actually said 'cant we all just get along'? For real? That's just classic."

"I'm serious."

"Then let me laugh harder." She pulled herself up. "Listen cause I'm only gonna say this once. I don't like you."

Leshawna eyes widened. Anna Maria continued.

"And you don't like me. And Heather doesn't like Courtney. And Courtney doesn't like me. None of us like each other. We're not here to make friends. We're here to get famous and make a lot of money. That's it."

Leshawna mouthed something under her breath in disbelief. Anna Maria brushed herself off, pleased to see none of the bandages were damaged. "None of us are pretending it's anything other than what it is. Cus as soon as there ain't enough left to team we're all going to be competing against each other. so there's no point in getting buddy buddy with someone who you're going to be going up against to get a million dollars."

She stretched. making the werewolf twitch in disgust from the loud series of creaks and pops and snaps she heard.

"The sooner you understand that. The easier it'll be when you get booted off."

"Anna Maria..."

The girl turned around again

"What?"

"...nothing."

"Humph. Whatever."

She turned around. Stepping forward….

…..Then got torn to shreds

The Hoplite stood ramrod straight as a bld curdling scream ripped through the woods.


She twisted left and right. Hands tightening around her spear despite knowing it could barely do more than nothing. Scanning through her helmet for the source of whatever the hell that was.

"Huh...heh. Nice try Chris. But." She jabbed at a protruding tree root.

*SPLAT*

The trunk in front of her was covered in neon green pain"

"...I'm not falling for it."

Emma was smart. She was not weak or easy to manipulate,she would see details in most things that others don't,now she was feeling like pretty much incredible. She hears a noise coming behind her and she turn around in a fighting stance.

''Who is there?''

''Relax Might warrior'' Heather who had come out of the shadows and mocked Emma was now there looking at her.

''Oh its you, did you find it?''

''Not yet but i feel we are close to it'' Heather said.

''Fine just be careful not to step on any trap OK?'' Emma said

''Oh please i am not a stupid idiot'' Heather said walking towards Emma.

But what she did not expect was that a bunch of banana peals where on the ground camouflaged on the same colours as leaves.

''Now lets gooooooo!'' She said slipping in a comedic fashion towards Emma who got shocked and had no condition to dodge as Heather crashes on top of her.

Emma face was head first on Heather crotch and Heather face was first on in Emma booty.

''Oh god! why cant you look where your going?'' Emma said

''I am not the one with yet another ass on my face now get out''

But then someone behind the trees activates some sort of Net that traps them on the air like some sort of prey.

''AHHHH!'' They both scream

''(I love when they scream)'' Chef secretly smiles.


What the Mummy from Jersey dint know is that when she step forward without Leshawna telling her what was on the front she sees face first a weird yellow and ugly deformed animatronic that looked like a duck or chicken.

''Wa-''

''GRAHHHHHH''it screams on her face.

''AHHHHHHHHH'' She screams.

The thing who just scream on her face just appeared out of nowhere and was there moving its arms fast, but while she was also screaming in fright, the animatronic arms get caught in her bandages and before she understands what is happening they start to get torn. her head dress is knocked off and her bandages are getting torn and falling until she has to hold her Breasts with her own hands to avoid flashing anyone as all the bandages above her waist had now fallen.

''AHHH! MY COSTUME!'' Anna maria said

And just like that the animatronic goes away by the floor like a secret hideout.

''How is everyone holding up?'' Katie asked.

Besides Katie looking annoyed to everyone minus Zoey groan in annoyance of their situation.

''How can this get any worst?'' Cody said.

And almost on cue when they walk and go past a place a bunch of small catapults show up with a bunch of pies lining up to them. But not any normal pie, they where Huge MUD pies. if one of those hit you oh boy your clothes are gonna be so dirty.

They all look at him.

"What? Somebody had to say it."

Katie knelt down, scanning the ground in front of them.

"Not good. The ground is covered in pressure traps. The moment we get out there were gonna be pelted with like six spa days worth of mud."

"Can we go back?" Asked Zoey.

Their was another scream from the woods. Followed by the sound of a music box.

Then another scream.

They all shook their heads. No. No this was better.

Cora gulped and tippy toed forward "Maybe if...were really careful we won't set it off?"

Chris smiled from HQ.


"Or maybe the opposite of that." He smirks "Hand me the big red button."

"Which one." Asks Chef.

"There's more than one?"

"You said you wanted every button you pressed to be a big red one."

"I did, didn't I." He shrugged "OK then hand me the specific red button for this situation." The specific button was put into his hand and with the expression of a kid about to set off fireworks he pressed it down.


Fireworks suddenly started shooting out from the trees all around them. Not up in the air, but right at them.

Cora jumped forward as a pin-wheel went off right next to her, causing her to stumble forward and press down on one of the pressure pads.

There was a *chik* from one of the catapults readying itself.

Katie pulled her bag away from the eruption of a Roman candle "EVERYBODY RUN FOR IT!"

The cupcakes, forgoing any sense of caution in favour of not being caught in the middle of flaming death all bolted as fast as they were able. Zoey, without missing a beat ducked under Lindsay's waving arm and half carried the girl forward. Katie ran forward awkwardly. Bag in her arms like a newborn baby.

"Toss the bag!"

"But what about..."

"Forget it! I'd rather lose than one of us get our faces burned off! Now through it forward!"

Indiana Jane hesitated for just a second. Right as a screamer rushed past her ear. She hefted the bag over her shoulder and threw it as hard as she could out of the muddy clearing.

The bag landed on an extended tree branch some distance away. The stitches straining and several fake doubloons loosening from the opening sides.

"Phew. That's a relief."

WHOOSH!"

Oh right. The fireworks.

Like the one headed right for her face.

"AAAGGHHH!"

*SPLAT*

It took her a second to realize her face wasn't melting. She turned to the side to see a nearby tree now covered with a heavy dose of mud. A faint sputtering coming from it.

'Wow that was lucky.'

WHOOSH!

Right. Lets get outta here.

Cody was stumbling forward. Barely able to keep his balance in his big poofy dress all he could do was scarcely avoid tumbling into the mud and duck under the fizzing and exploding lights above them. One arms windmilling while the other held up the hem of his dress as he desperately fight to regain his centre of gravity.

"WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA..WHOA...WHOA...WHOA whoa...whoa...whoa."

He managed to catch himself as he came to a piece of solid ground. He stumbled forward once. Then twice. Then a third time, then managing to stop outside the small grove now overlooking a long sloping cliff.

He looked behind himself to see the others coming up behind him as the fireworks died down. All miraculously free of mud save for their shoes.

"Wow. That has to be the biggest stroke of luck we've ever had."

He smiled. The others smiled back as they came out to safety.

Just as the bag fell out the tree, hit him in the head, and sent him over the cliff.

"CORA!''

The poor cross dressed boy prepared to meet his fate as he falls thinking he was finished but for his luck a certain blonde ignores all odds and darts off to help him running down the slope at all her speed. It felt like a real prince ignoring the pain that was feeling and catching the princess before getting it seriously hurt. When all that was done The other girls could not see them any more. Lindsay was Breathing heavily like she just did the worst most hard workout.

''Ahnn...Agh that was so close,are you OK Cora?'' Lindsay said putting Cody down.

''Y-yes i am, you where amazing Lindsay. That was cool the way you handle it'' Cody said

''Well anything for you...Milady'' She said.

Then they both start laughing at this whole thing.

Right up until Lindsay top exploded

''Ouch!''

Cody falls back as he was hit in the face by what felt like bullets instead of buttons. Knocking him back a few steps and causing him to trip over a rock making him go down. Then being unlucky, a few branches get on the back of his dress rips some of his puffed princess costume while trying to keep the heel from snapping.

Lindsay reached up to cover herself, but the urge was overridden at the site of her friend in need of help.

''God dammit!'' He said

''Oh my god! your OK?''

You can say that destiny just wanted to make Cody feel better and by it's decree Lindsay trips over the same Rock Cody trip and falls forward . Everything happened like it was in slow motion for Cody.

It felt like hours for him to understand what happened. Lindsay's top just exploded and her bare naked tits burst out of their prison, and now heading straight for him. He sat there like a rabbit about to be hit by a car as his whole world turned pink and suddenly….everything became wonderful.

''Aghh!'' Lindsay yelled in real time as she fell on top of her friend. Catching herself with her hands just as her enormous breasts smashed right into Cora's face. All but swallowing the shorter girls head.

The geek boy felt how soft they where,how warm and absolutely marvellous. He had been so much teased at this island and Anne Maria being a bitch, and now here comes all his built up good karma being cashed in all at once. He could feel the blood of his entire body go wild, his vision started to swim, His boner was so hard that he could drill a hole through a granite slab and shoot through the puffed dress that hid his gun but this time...he'd never been harder in his entire life

His member was fully in control now and after weeks of torture or applying his ever growing willpower is demanded release like a explosion.

So it did.

His face turned bright red as he bit his lip and embarrassment trying not to let out any sort of moan. Sinking through the ground, hands on the front of the enormous mass of petticoats over his crotch in a ladylike manner he had let loose.

This. This is what he's been trying to avoid when he found that cave. Somewhere to let him...vent his 'frustrations' away from everyone else. To get rid of the tension of being surrounded by so many model perfect girls.

Then Anna Maria had taken that away from him. Denied him his small reprive. Made the problem worse by teasing him. Threatening him. Turning him into her bitch. He'd had to Double Down on his self-restraint as the problems doubled up. He'd thought he'd had it under control. Some sort of restraint to show he was acting like a man.

Except he hadn't. He'd just came in his pants. He wasn't a man. He was a Loser with a capital L in drag who'd almost gotten himself killed, saved by someone in a way worse costume, then jizzed himself like that guy who had to transfer out from embarrassment last year. the only consolation being he just did it because he got a face full of enormous sweater melons mushed up against his face, while that guy did it because a pretty girl talked to him.

he sunk deeper as he realised he was trying to find self-respect by saying 'at least he's not 'that guy''.

Alas luck was still on his side since, for Lindsay all of this was nothing more then an accident where she trips over. The blonde girl now breathing better since her body was more free gets back up covering them as she blushes.

''Oh no Coby! my costume is ruined!'' She said

''Y-yeah'' Cody said still in orbit as he tries to get it together and ignore the mess he did on his privates. He was lucky that so much was there hiding it for him.

''What should i do?'' Lindsay said

The geek gets back up and looking the other way so he wont stare so much says.

''We should wat-wait for the others to come and we resolve that''' He said trembling.


While The cross dressed boy was trying to recompose himself while Lindsay was trying not to flash her tits to the audience again, Heather was walking around the woods trying to find the pumpkin but she hears the sound of an argument.

''WHY DINT YOU WARN ME?''

''Because you where to busy being an annoying bitch to me and never shut the hell up''

The Queen Bee sees Anne Maria and Leshawna talking about something. Probably something idiotic, but it was her duty as team leader to resolve it none the less.

It was one of the few bits of luck he'd had today when his other teammates came down slope. Katie once again the proud owner of a really bad backpack full of worthless garbage.


"You guys alright?" Asked Zoey, her face souring when she saw Lindsay's majumbos hanging out.

"Lindsay cover up are cameras everywhere."

Chris smiled "And judging by how fast the viewer count is going up, a lot of people are thankful for that.'

The blonde blushed harder and tried to join the sides of her shirt back together. To no luck as the buttons had went flying off into the darkness. shook her head and let go, letting her boobs bounce back out.

Katie groaned, dropping her bag a little. "Its no use. We had to practically show horn her in the first time. That top is totalled..."

Her bag took that time to drop a long plastic pearl necklace at he feet.

"Along with this stupid bag." She looked over the stitching. "That throw I did tore it open further did it. It's a hair's breadth from bursting now."

Zoey grit her teeth and whipped her eyes towards the downed Cora. "What about you!? You got any bad news!? Tear in your crepe paper skirt?! A puffball got popped?! Broke a heel!? Did you crap your panties rolling down that stupid hill?!"

Cora fidgeted nervously and slowly propped herself back up. Zoey's anger doing wonders to distract him and cool down his little friend.

"I uh...think I tore something on the way down." He reached down and pulled out a rather long thorn from his dress. "Really sure actually."

Zoey looked at her. Then around to her team mates. Katie clutching her bag as it bled fools gold. Lindsay doing a poor job hiding hereof with her hands and Cora struggling to stand in the soft ground.

She looked down at herself. Then with a sigh she planted her spear in the ground and sat on a rock.

"OK. I give up."

"What? What do you mean you give up?"

" I mean I give up. We have no idea where the pumpkin is. All your costumes are wrecked. And the other girls are probably all back at the finish line by now. We're all gonna lose again anyway. So all we really can. Do right now is decide who goes home." She groaned "and at this point I really don't mind if that was me."

While Lindsay was trying not to flash her tits to the audience again and The team had to deal with a depressive situation, Heather was walking around the woods trying to find the pumpkin but she hears the sound of an argument.


*Confessional on*

''You leave for five minutes and the booty earthquake and the orange woman are crapping all over the challenge'' Heather said

*Confessional off*


The two girls turn around looking at Heather who come out to see what this was all about, when she sees the situation of Anne maria Bandages she smirks.

''Oh I'm sorry, i am interrupting something?'' She laughs.

''Ha-ha...very funny. This is not the time for your sharp tongue'' Leshawna said

''Its all your fault'' Anne said

''Oh please,like you never wanted to show off your body to the cameras and say 'hey I'm famous'!'' Leshawna said.

''Why you little...''

Before Anne Maria could Make another word Heather snaps her finger many times.

''Hey! Focus people,we need to find the damn thing an-''

They start hearing a sound,like some sort of sign that they had talk to each other that they should do it if they find the pumpkin.

''This is the signal!" Heather said

''OK team we need to find her quickly and then i cant take this DAMN THING OFF!'' Leshawna said rubbing her butt on a tree again like some sort of real animal ''Aaahh yeah''

''Ugh! Let me compose myself OK? this bandages are torn so i need to improvise. Also there is the weirdest things popping out of the ground like weird ass robot animals'' Anne Maria said

Heather gave her a look "Is that what they're calling whatever tree branch snagged your outfit?"

Leshawna pulled her butt off the tree and countered "She ain't lying. Chica sprung up outta the ground. Tore her top off and vanished back down."

"Chica? You mean that ugly chicken from that Chucky Cheese rip off?" Once again her look was not that of a woman convinced of reality.

"Enough!" Snarled Anna Maria who was trying to focus on not slipping a nipple while the cameras watched "Can we please just focus on winning this damn contest?!"

"Huh. Smartest thing I've ever heard you say."

"What-ever."

While the Bad Bitches could take the sweet and chocolatey sensation of impending victory, the cupcakes could only taste the bitterness of iminent defeat. Sitting around the clearing with their heads ducked down. Zoey was slowly drawing her trident in the mud while Katie lightly banged the back of her head against a tree.

Lindsay's shallow breath was the biggest sound in the clearing as she sat next to Cora. Her arm guarding her decency while her head on her best friends poofy shoulder while the princess just sat awkwardly.

"Well…." Cody mused "At least we had fun….right?"

The flatness in her voice was tangible, and for whatver reason, that caused Lindsay to sit bolt right up.

"NO!"

Katie stopped hitting her head to look at

''This is 'not' how we go down! If were gonna lose then I wanna lose some other way instead of moping around doing nothing just giving those mean girls the win again! I'm 'not' losing another one of you, because were not just team mates Your like all my B.F's and B.F.F'S now! Were all friends forever and, and, and were gonna stick together from now on even if I have to talk to daddy about it when the shows done!'' She said making a serious yet cute face. "Now everyone should totally stop feeling sorry for themselves. Pick up their butts, find that green pumpernickel and win this thing!"

"Wow. That was actually kind of a good speech."

Lindsay blushed at the compliment "Thanks. My schools modelling club gets me to do it all the time."

Why a modelling club would require speeches aside, she had a point. All they'd done is mope about the hand they've been dealt rather than actually doing anything to better it.

Cody shifted about. Idly scratching his side and OUCH!

He jumped as something jabbed him in the side. reaching down, he pulled out a long, thing thorn not unlike a cactus needle...needle

"Katie."

"Yeah Cora?"

"You said you could sew right?"

While Cody seems to make up some plan to make their team go back on track, The Bad Bitches where busy screaming in fear once they saw Courtney.

''Why are you all screaming?'' She asks

''Girl, your taking this Frankenstein thing way too seriously'' Leshawna said

''I mean look at all that Tar! How did you even manage to fall into such an obvious trap?'' Anne Maria asked

''Whatever, I got the Pumpkin'' Courtney said while hoisting the pumpkin up ''Bad news is that is totally stuck to my hands'' She sighs.

Anna Maria looked at her for a second before reaching down.

''A lady Frankenstein covered in tar while holding a pumpkin who is being illuminated by green fire...are we talking about you, or a Halloween decoration'' Heather said laughing.

"Save it will you! Just...help me out of this gunk."

"Sure sure. Lets just get the pumpkin first alright?"

"You say that like you intend to leave me here." If her hands weren't glued to a jack-o'-lantern and standing waist deep in the middle of a tar pit she would so be crossing her arms right now. "Need I remind you that we only get the win if we get the pumpkin 'and' everybody on the team to the finish?" She looked around "Speaking of. Are we missing somebody?"

Indeed they where, Emma was nowhere to be found even right now.

Heather palms her pale powdered forehead ''Great, just when we find our ticket to immunity.'' Heather said

''Lets just focus on taking Courtney out of this place and win, She'll show later'' Leshawna said

"She better." Courtney grumbled. She had tar in places she didn't know she had. "If we lose because of her then she's gone."

While Emma was getting out of her own Pickle, The so were the cupcakes.

''I cant believe it'' Zoey said

''You better believe it'' Cody said

After some time had passed Cody told everyone that Katie had Amazing sewing skills and after getting a somewhat improvised Needle he had an idea. He asked Katie to modify their costumes! Since they weren't removing or destroying the costumes, the Indiana Jane found her time to shine!

Katies hands were almost a blur as she set upon her team mates and herself. Taking the long thorn from Cora and the plethora of lose threads in all of the shitty costumes Katie tore open parts that were too tight, tightened up parts that were too lose, shortened, lengthened, took in, let out. The girl stopped being a discount Lara Croft for a surprisingly short amount of time and instead became a tailoring hurricane.

Lindsay's costume was pulled back together and let out. They didn't have enough material to fully cover her up again, but Katie was able to turn her destroyed top into a low v-neck that 'only' showed of slightly more cleavage than her normal outfit rather than the full frontal she was giving before. The few minor tears along her legs had been opened up and restitched into a diamond pattern that hinted at the smooth leg beneath.

Cora's dress was lifted up a few inches to stop her from tripping over it any more. The excess frills and ruffles were pinned down to keep them from catching on anything.

Katie fortunately didn't need to do anything to her actual costume. Her shoulder bag however...

"A backpack?" Zoey questioned while the other girl secured the satchel to her back. The 'gold' inside no longer visible thanks to her pulling the seams back together and pulling them tight.

"It'll make it easier for me to carry and bounce around a lot less."

Lindsay ran her hands front her sides and up her front in wonder "Wow. You totally do really good work." Lindsay gushed over the vast improvements to her outfit. Primarily how she could now breath while wearing it. "I so have to get you to make me some stuff when were back on the main land."

"Yeah. she did good." Cody agreed while directing his eyes away from her modified outfit which, while it revealed less, still showed more than her normal one now.

''That was an awesome move Katie, I never thought you had such skills like this. You really saved us'' Zoey said

''Yeah...i guess i did'' Katie said Proud


*Confessional On*

''I'm happy that Katie is getting more self esteem from this. She has a lot of potential'' Cody smiled

''Its so good when your lungs are not like ready to pop because of your clothes'' Lindsay said in relief.

*Confessional Off*


''OK now off we go find that stupid Pumpkin'' Katie said walking forward in front of all the others but then she steps on something in the ground like one of those moments where Indiana Jones steps on a trap but instead of a big rock coming to crush them all a Pedestal comes out of the ground like some sort of treasure and there it was.

The Green Pumpkin.

''A...Are you SERIOUSLY?'' Zoey said

"That is...very convenient.

In that moment both teams had one thought after that, now it was a race against time.

''OH SHIT!'' Everyone thought except Lindsay who was busy looking at herself.

The teams started to do their thing, The cupcakes where trying to get up from where they falls and go back to the finishing line while The bitches tried their best to make Courtney less of a dead weight. Which was quite difficult since they both had to carry her and keep the tar from dripping onto them.

''Dammit! EMMA WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?'' Heather said

Meanwhile, on the exact opposite side of the forest.

''Dammit i think i'm lost'' Emma cursed.

Somehow she ended up losing track of wherever she was. She was so far away she couldn't have heard the crow signal. No wonder Shaggy and Scooby hared splitting up.

"which way was the starting line again?" For that matter which way was camp again?

It was at that point that she saw her opportunity. The cupcakes. Pumpkin in their hands and heading in a direction that could only be home.

That made us all too easy. Whatever miracle allowed them to find this thing couldn't save them from the fact that their costumes meant they could barely move.

She just had to run past them. And her team would take the win.

She smiled victoriously as she raced out of the brush. Jumping bushes and rushing past them in the direction they'd been heading.

"Was that?"

"She isn't gonna get to the finish line before us!"

"Oh hell no she isn't!"

"Charge!"

Charge? The other team could barely hobble few feet. What the hell does a mean charge?

she turned around and her eyes nearly bulge out of her helmet as she saw the cupcakes racing after her like the wind, totally free from the problems of their costumes.

"Oh no you don't!"

With scarcely a glance she grabbed an overhanging branch pulled it back and let it go. Whipping it towards in my team.

Zoey barely had time to duck "hey watch it. You messing with us will get you a penalty remember?"

"No. Me specifically targeting your costume will get me a penalty. No one said anything about hitting the bare parts of you."

"Oh." Zoe's eyes suddenly sharpened like a Hawks. "Alright then. Then I guess it's OK if I do this."

Something whizzed past Emma's head just as she turned it to look at her Roman competitor. Right before her foot caught on something and she tripped.

Landing on her hands painfully she looked back to see a trident sticking out of the ground. Which Zoe picked up again as she darted past.

"You're not fast enough!" She yelled at the girl, grabbing her ankle at the last second and causing 'her' to fall like she did.

"Zoey!" Cora called while the cupcakes slowed down.

"Keep going. I'll catch up!"

''Wait what is this?''

Heather said as the Bad Bitches had arrived now, behind the cupcakes and Seeing how Dramatic this situation is Chris starts playing the Music 'This is Halloween' on the speakers. Bet he is grinning a broad smile now.

''Don't let them get away!'' Anne Maria said

''Oh shit! run guys!'' Cora said

Now was a race against time where anyone would do their best to win first or sabotage you to get last.

For some reason when Lindsay sees Heather she remembers what she tried to do with Cora and then the blonde stopped on her tracks to scoop on her hands a lot of dirt and mud to make...a ball of mud? and then she aims at Heather with skill all the while with a hunter expression on her face.

''Hiyahh!'' She said throwing the mud ball that zooms by Heathers face, covering it with mud.

''AHH! The fuck?'' Heather said


*Confessional on*

''What? She was like, I had to stop her. Thats it.'' Lindsay said

''I laughed a lot'' Leshawna said

*Confessional off*


Heather wiped the slip of her face, death in her eyes.

"Oh two can play at that game you over inflated bimbo!" She smelled before picking up a dirt clod of her own.

Leshawna panicked "wait just a second. remember if you're the one who messes up one a their costumes we get penalties for it."

"Don't worry. I'm only going to aim for a pretty little face." She snarled.

"We're still ahead of them. We can get there without having ta resort to any dirty fighting."

Heather whirled left dramatically as a person dressed in Victorian finery and a long flowing cape could, which was pretty damn dramatically.

"Zip it Chewbacca. This is just insurance. If you don't like doing what it takes to win then maybe you shouldn't have came on this show in the first place!"

The Frankenstein from the black lagoon snapped at the two of them. "Will you please stop arguing and just get me to the finish line. I don't want to know how hard it is going to be to get off when it gets too cold."

Heather whirled further left again onto the one holding Victory. Giving her the stink eye she nodded then whirled left again. Taking aim at her target. Tossing it through the air, Then tripping forward on the long flowing Cape that was no wrapped completely around her legs.

There was a loud ripping sound as the sharp point of her long boots tour through fur cape in one long stride. Before she's stumbled and fell face first onto the forest floor.

The girl was up again in an instant, but she was also immediately aware that her beautiful Cape had no turned into a pair of ragged wings.

The host was watching all of this while Chef eat popcorn.

''Damn look at them go, never saw a Halloween as great as this, well maybe but not now'' He said

''Whatever,can we end this? I'm headin' back to shore ta see the new Myers flick."

''You like horror movies?'' Chris asked

''I just wanna make sure it's as good as the originals.'' Chef said.

Heathers eyes turned into pinpricks. However before she went through whatever mental gymnastics she needed to in order to pin this on anyone that isn't herself, Leshawna grabbed her hand and pulled her along with her.

"You seriously wanna risk shreddin' anything else? Forget messin' with them and just run!"

Heather huffed a little but relented. Pulling her hand away from the wolf and running ahead of her.

*Confessional on*

''That blonde bimbo is not going to run away like that, mark my worlds i will make her pay for acting like she can just do this to me!" Heather said

*Confessional off*

''This is so huff, are we there yet?'' Cody asked

''Want me to carry you Cora?'' Lindsay said. Completely willing to hold her BFF in her arms.

''N-not needed'' He said not really trusting himself so close to her any more.

Katie grimaced as she heard sounds coming from around the next bend "Yeah. You can say that again." She said bitterly as she saw the bad bitches in front of them, Chris and Chef by their sides at the finish line.

"YES! We win again! In your face losers!" Cheered the mummy. She went to pump her fists in the air, only to remember why she was holding her boobs in the first place and settled for just jumping in place.

"Alright Chris! Whadda we win?" Leshawna asked while scratching her ass "And where are my threads? I'm literally itching to get out of these hair balls"

The host shrugged and shook his head "I dunno, and I wouldn't. Seeing as you haven't won yet."

That stopped the cheering to stare at him. Courtney stopped picking at the globs of tar she was covered in.

"What!?" She shrieked "Are you kidding!? Do you have any idea what we had to go through!?"

"Yes. I do. That's what the camera's are for." He explained slowly "And if you recall what I said. The challenge isn't won until your team gets a jack-o'-lantern and you 'all' cross the finish line."

Heather huffed "Does that really matter? Except Emma we all crossed the line before any of the Cupcakes. That puts us way too far ahead of them to win regardless."

Chris conceded the point "True. You would have won, if not for one teeny tiny error." He snapped a finger over them "Except for itchy McWolf over there, all of you lost a crazy amount of points when you all wrecked your costumes."

"Yeah? So what? So did they?" She gestured to the cupcakes as they entered the finish "I mean look at them. Those costumes have clearly been damaged! Unless Dartanion always had his boobs on display!"

Chris looked the cupcakes over with a bored look, turned back to the bitches then shrugged "I don't see a problem."

"Seriously!? Their costumes have been..."

"Modified." He butted in "Altered. Yeah they were damaged, but they took the initiative, saw the damage and turned it into fashion." He smirked

"But they're clearly wrecked!"

"The ratings spike we got after Katie worked her magic on their costumes disagrees with you." He felt really pleased with himself "And since all but one of you ruined your costumes, while the cupcakes are all clear, by my calculations that puts you neck and neck. Which means the winning team will be whoever crosses the finish line second to last! Zoey or Emma!"

The two girls where running side by side after getting up. Even though their weapons were props and part of their costume Emma would take a risk and swing her spear towards Katie who dodges by a second out of the way.

''Hey watch it!'' She said

''I wont let you go first'' Emma said

The red hair girl swings her trident at Emma's feet. It was an awkward dance as both wanted to try and knock the other out of their race, but they didn't want to ruin their weapons.

''knock it off'' Zoey said

''I need to win this for my sister!'' Emma said

''You can do this Zoey'' Cora said

''Stop being so slow and come already'' Heather said.

"Move it slow poke!"

"You can do it!"

"I swear if you cost us your gone!"

"You can do it Zoey!"

"Friends forever!"

Emma couldn't help but notice the difference in their teams 'encouragement'. It made her think of things she should not be thinking of at the moment. She tightened the grip on her spear and stabbed at Zoey, aiming for just about anywhere she could that wasn't covered in armour. Zoey barely managed to dodge out of the way and reached for the bolos on her hip, before remembering they were also a part of her costume.

"What is your problem?!"

Emma growled beneath her helmet "Your in my way from winning this contest! I thought that was obvious!"

Zoey parried a stab at the back of her knee. But grit her teeth as she felt the dull edge scrape against her skin "Well your not here to make friends that's for sure."

"None of us are! Remember!? Were here to win a million! That's why me and Kitty both entered as a sister act! Double our chances of winning!"

"I don't know about that. Kitty really seemed to be having a good time with us. She was definitely here to have fun."

Emma growled. How dare this...red hair...BITCH, try to tell her how her sister felt. She reversed her spear and made a full sweep towards her stomach. Much to her team mates shock!

"Watch her costume you idiot!" Ana Maria shrieked.

Emma was too livid to notice, she was mad and wanted the girl who failed to keep her sister in the contest to pay.

She would have to, if Zoey hadn't caught the spear.

The two kept running regardless, moving forward by inches instead of yards, but by the grin on Chris's face he wasn't eager to hurry them up. The cameras whirring and focusing on them and their cheer sections as they waved their arms and bouncing up and down and up and down and up and down yelling encouragement.

Emma growled "What the hell do you know!? What gives you the right to tell me what my own sister was thinking?!"

"You clearly don't if you honestly think she cares more about winning than her friends!"

From the fighting and annoying remarks the running comes to a conclusion when both of them practically run one last time and jump to hit the end, dirt covers the place like its just there to make it more dramatic.

''Who won?'' Cora said

The view is getting cleaner and we have a decision.

''And the Winner by just two inches is ZOEY! congratulations'' Chris said

The cupcakes start to cheer non stop for the victory and Lindsay tries to Hug Cora again. Only to over reach in her excitment Katie who was in the way and froze like a deer in the headlights

''Huh?'' Lindsay said confused.

''Hmhmphmp''


*Confessional on*

''If anyone out there had any doubts, then let me make this clear. There is no way 'those' are fakes. They felt way too soft to be falsies. So she really is as 'gifted' as she looks." Katie said

*Confessional off*


Lindsay's eyes widened and pulled Katie back out of her bosom, who gasped for air and was blushing just as hard as she was. Lindsay looked ready to crawl into a hole somewhere "Sorry. I just like, got too excited about winning?"

Katie managed a half smile and laughed a little awkwardly "Heh. Tell me what you have to eat to get a pair of those and were even."

Linday smiled " Whole Milk, nuts, soy, leafy greens, fish, fennel, tea, chicken, roots and vitamins." She listed off with the practised manner of someone whose been asked that question many a time before.

Katie's smile slipped a little "That...just sounds like a really healthy diet." She said slowly.

Lindsay nodded "Uh huh."

Cody knew full well Katie had been hoping for some kind of magic potion that would make her own bust to explode outwards in an instant, just like the other girls listening in. Sorry ladies but if Lindsay had something like that, why would she need to try and win a million dollars?

It was time to for the Ceremony of the Bad bitches and one by one they where going to have to vote someone out. The last one who dint go was Emma who was in her cabin looking sad that she lost.

''I'm sorry Kitty...I tried'' She moped

In that moment a small paper plane flies inside the cabin by the window and lands on her lap.

''What's this?'' She took it and start reading, she gasps not believing what she was seeing.


Back on the elimination ceremony everyone was there except Emma and they where still wearing their uniforms.

''Why are we not on our DAMN normal cloths?'' Leshawna said while now freely able to scratch all she wanted without caring about her costume. Courtney nodded while trying to slowly peel the now cold tar off herself.

''Because the longer we have you girls dressed up, the longer the ratings stay peeked'' Chris explained.

''Where is that girl anyway?'' Heather said.

''She's probably dragging her heels cause she knows shes getting booted off for losing." Anne Maria said. No longer having to hold her modesty up after having time to rework her loose and damaged bandages into a tube top.

''YOU!''

Everyone turn to look at the scream that was from Emma who was furiously running straight for Anna Maria.

''How could you do something like that!?'' Emma said to Anne Maria.

''What in the fuck are you talking about?''

''Kitty was eliminated because of you! Wasn't she!?'' Emma spits the words at the Jersey girl, whose eyes bulged.

''Your crazy, I didn't do squat. Where'd did you hear that?''

''Oh I don't have to tell you anything. I KNOW! And that's all your getting!'

''You know what...Yea it was me, your sister was too much of a threat, always making friends and thinking about her team. She was gonna be a major pain later on and she was too good for her team to ever think about voting her off. Heh, unless they thought she was helping her sister on the other team. So when I saw a chance to set her up I took it. Team cupcake lose the round 'and' a power player all in one go.'' She smirked "Or did you really think at least one of us wouldn't realize that if both of you got to the end and the teams dissolve you'd partner up and win?"


*Confessional on*

"Daaammmnnn. That girls not kidding around." Leshawna said.

"Well well. Maybe all that hairspray effected her brain in a good way." Noted Heather.

''Yes i could not let Emma go without telling her how her sister end up going, now i need to make up a good excuse if Anne ends up asking me...oh boy i hope they are not going to break each other faces'' Cody said scared.

*Confessional off*


Chef, despite Chris's protests grabbed onto Emma to stop her from lunging for the girl whose improv top started to unravel again from the sudden movement. Now that all of da losers were in place, the bonfire ceremony could begin.

"And thus our spooooky Halloween challenge has ended, and despite their initial advantage it's the Bad Bitches who came out looking like they were part of a horror movie." He laughed. "Now I know its been a while since you've been part of this ceremony but..."

"Do we really need to have the theatre? It's obvious who we voted off." Heather butted in, much to Chris's annoyance.

"Fair point. But just so you know, while it's a majority vote, it wasn't unanimous."

Heather didn't turn away from the host, but her eyes did dart to her side towards the big bootied girl in the itchy costume.

"So yes. The one who will be going home today will be..."

"Emma."

''The money isn't worth all the this crud anyway! You know what? I'm glad this is over! I don't want to be here when you start tearing each other apart!' Emma said while fixing Anna Maria with a death glare.

''Uh huh uh huh. Don't let the gangplank spank your pale flat ass on the way off the island blandy.'' Anne maria sniped with a smirk.

''Oh up yours you over tube tanned slut.'' Emma said making a real gasp from Chris and everyone else.


*Confessional on*

''Ahh, the S word. Really I'm just surprised noboody said it sooner' Chris said

''Ha!' Heather said

''I swear if I have to stay in this one more second...'' Leshawna turned around to rub her butt on the wood wall of the confessional and ends up bumping the camera.

*Confessional off*


Turning around to look at Anne Maria Emma just gives her the middle finger walks down the dock of shame with her head held high while Anna Maria is too dumbstruck to react.

Chris turned back to the camera after watching a very satisfied Emma walk back towards loserdom.

"And with that we conclude another elimination." He holds his hand to his ear "But wait Chris. I hear you say. What was the Cupcakes bonus? Who sent Emma that note? And why are you so handsome?" He spread his arms wide.

"Well dear viewers, the answers to that and more when we return next time to watch these girls complete to win one. Million. Dollars! On..."

TOTAL

LADY'

DRAMA ISLAND

He lowered his arms and sighed contentedly.

Then adds "Also, one of them is actually competing for 'Four' million dollars."

The bad bitches freeze in place and whip around to look at Chris "Wait, WHAT?!"

"Goodnight folks!"