Co writed by Wolvenstrom
On the island Chris McLean was relaxing on his chair drinking some expensive fruit juice or something while Chef was on his side like a servant fanning him with a big leaf.
''Hey there guys, long time no see? nah just a little while, You probably asking yourself why all the small talk? well after the previous challenge and its amazing ratings i thought of giving the winner team a nice reward of a one week cruise where they can relax without caring about challenges or elimination, they can eat good food and live a one week luxurious life, not as much as me but its a little start'' he said with a smirk.
''You also had to open your big mouth about the four million haven't you?'' Chef said
''Hey, give me a little credit. This will only make the people back home more excited then ever! So don't change the channel and always keep yourself here for more juicy girls and also secrets on Total Lady Drama Island''
''I don't get paid enough for this'' Chef said.
"Aaaaaaaaaa...ahhhhhhhhh."
Cody sighed deeply in contentment before he folded his arms behind his head and just melted into the sun lounger.
It was day three of their week long mini cruise. Seven days aboard a big beautiful yacht with nothing but sun, sea, gourmet food, and a flat screen with cable in every room…
'How the hell was 'this' a sub-prize when the last one was a choice between bug spray or non itchy bed sheets?! No no no. No Cody. Just, just relax. You've got hell to pay when you get back to the island, so its best if you take was downtime you can before it hits the fan again'
He eased himself back down and brought up his psp. The timer on the game he'd been playing on and off again for a while had stopped counting how long he'd been played after it hit one short of a thousand hours. Maybe now he'll have time to finish it.
...Probably not.
He sighed deeply as he felt the sun warm him on this gorgeous cloudless day, and he was going to enjoy every second of it in total peace...before anybody else showed up.
Why would that be important? Surely his team mates are eager to relax as much as he?
He was half way through the final boss when his vision darkened. Knowing that the sky had been crystal clear a moment ago that it could be no clouds, he was kind of scared to look up to see what it was, because he knew what it was, and that terrified him.
"Cora. If I lie down on the other deck chair could you, like lotion up my back?"
This. This was the reason he'd been worried.
He couldn't help it. If not because he was a man, then because Lindsay deserved him to look her in the eyes.
Those are no moons.
Two enormous, almost spherical breasts dangled several inches from his face as the beauty queen bent over. Lindsay's face and all too kissable lips were even closer. The fire truck red bikini she was wearing audibly strained against her movements as if she'd bought it when she was several sizes smaller and just decided not to get a bigger one later.
Small praise at least her nipples weren't visible through it. Cody was barely managing to keep eye contact when those things were jiggling with every over enthusiastic movement, he didn't need cross hairs on them making it impossible to look away.
In the end he lost a battle of will and had agreed to put some lotion on her back, cursing his inability to say no to the sexy blonde haired girl.
She was happy and smiled in such a beautiful way that made Cody forget for a moment that this was a reality show where he was faking being a girl.
Arriving on the other part of the deck he sees that the other girls are there too getting their treats. Katie was drinking a beverage with one too many umbrellas and Zoe was reading a book.
''Its been so long since i last got a good tan. The island is no good'' Lindsay said laying down almost right away when she sees an empty chair that was like one of those long ones where you can lay on your belly showing off her back.
'Alright Codmeiset you can do that, you've dealt with a tonne of stuff like this on the island. This will be a cake walk' He reassured himself, but when he turned back around he sees Lindsay undoing the string of her top, which showed a 'lot' of side boob
'AGGGHHHHHHH!' "Y-you are you, you. *Cough* Are you sure you want to do that Lindsay? we are still on a reality show'' He managed to say with only the hint of a squeek
Lindsay paused in what she was doing for a second, as if realizing for the first time she was on TV.
"It's fine Cora," Zoe said without looking up "Live TV still works on a fifteen minute delay. So any accidental nip slips will just get censored."
That was all Lindsay needed to finish removing her top and laying down on the lounger. Cody 'thanked' the red head internally.
''I guess it cant be helped'' He said gulping as sunscreen is poured in his hands ready to rub her back. This felt like taking advantage of her goof nature but on the other hand, he also REALLY wanted to do it.
Finally growing a pair, Cody starts massaging Lindsay back with his hands slipping the product all over her skin. It felt so soft and smooth, almost like silk, This was a body treated with love and none of the full chemicals beauty products would leave.
"Mm" She moaned quietly under her friends touch "The feels niiiiice."
Katie giggled at Cora's pickled expression, but decided not to embarrass the girl any more. "Yeah. I can't believe of all the prizes we could have gotten, we get a freaking week long cruise on a luxury yacht! This thing has to be worth more than the million easy!"
''I wonder how the others are dealing with this on the island'' Zoe said
''Oh I'm sure they are just HAPPY! that we are here after all our hard work hahaha'' Katie laughed.
Though the Cupcakes where having a blast of a time on their time off, back on the island you cant say the same about the Bad Bitches. Needless to say that they where not happy that such a reward for the challenge even existed, some of them where angry but they accepted since they had lost...yeah that was just Leshawna. The rest were really mad. Anne Maria spent the first entire day cursing to the winds how they were suppose to be winners while Heather kept saying it was their team fault for being so bad at the game.
But the point was, that they hated to stay at that terrible island even if they had nice sheets and bug spray….seriously why did 'they' get a choice between basic amenities, while the cupcakes get a freaking cruise!?
After Chris' little announcement, the team reacted exactly as you think they would. The team, already very blasé about their feeling towards each other, grew even more on edge as they began to suspect the person they shared a bunk with of being the four million dollar girl.
*Confessional on*
''I cant believe it's not us on that yacht! for FUCK sake! I should be the one getting all the drinks, massages, and pampering!'' Anne Maria said
''Staying here with everyone nagging all the time is the worst. Don't they think I'm down about this? I might not like it but we can't really do anything, so we might as well just accept it, after all we are not little kids.'' Courtney said
''This is the worst! I feel so much of a loser! This will not be happening any more, that was suppose to be my time!'' Heather said
''Ugh. What I wouldn't give for us to be on that thing right now. Maybe then they'd all stop complaining…...as much.'' Leshawna said "It sucks. But lets be real. If we were going at each others throats like a bunch a junk yard dogs fighting over a soup bone we probably would'a won." Leshawna pointed out.
*Confessional off*
The girls where on the cafeteria staring at Chef uneatable food that not even someone in pure hunger would beg for it.
''This right here is not something I will put inside my body.'' Leshawna said
''Well that does make a good challenge to lose weight'.' Courtney said
"Do you mean something by that girly?'' Leshawna said with a glare
''No...geez your way to sensitive about your weight.'' The CIT said.
"Ugh. I bet those losers are eating Fillet Mignon and drinking caviar." Grumbled Anna Maria while eyeing the slop hanging upside down from chef's ladle, before is slowly lowered itself onto her plate with a loud sucking sound.
Courtney gripped her tray of alleged meat "If they were 'losers' then they'd be here eating this slop instead of us."
The slop slinger said nothing, but raised his ladle just a little higher, so the second spoonful of 'food' slapped down on her tray hard enough to splash her. "Agh!"
"Didn't anyone ever tell you to be nice to the ones who makes your food?" Chris laughed as he walked through the door.
''Yeah but not when being made to eat it is considered a capital punishment.'' Courtney said without giving two fucks about Chef growling at her, she was just tired of eating disgusting food she was almost feeling the urge to hunt an animal and cook it herself. She had no idea how to hunt, skin or prepare wild game, but right now she'd be willing to try eat a moose alive than eat this crap.
''What was that shit about someone competing for four million?'' Heather asks
''C'mon now Queen bee, you expect me to reveal all the trump cards just like that?'' Chris said with a smug
"No! No you don't get to just drop a bomb on us like that and expect us to forget about it!" Courtney snapped back
"I think you'll find I can do whatever I want so long as it doesn't violate the terms of your contracts." Chris holds up a thick stack of papers and pulls out his fake reading glasses "And would you look at that..." He tosses the stack into the wind "...Nothing that says I can't increase the prize money for one contestant in particular." He shrugged "It was already decided by the network before you stepped foot on this island. But if it makes you feel any better, the gal in the running for it's got like four times the work if she wants four times the prize."
"But if we find out who it is, then 'we' get the money right?" She pushed.
"That's certainly one way of thinking." Chris shrugged.
*Confessional on*
''Whose competing for four million dollars!? I need to know!" Courtney said
"There is no point in acting nice now, they will see right through it. I bet is one of those nice girls like Zoe" Heather thought
"I'm going to find out and get a chance to win more the one million. Mark my words this is gonna be easy in my hand." Anne Maria said
*Confessional off*
While the Bad Bitches where wondering about the four million dollar player, The Cupcakes where wondering what they'd do after dinner. Cody was now eating a classic Chocolate ice cream.
He was quite proud of himself. He'd managed to oil down the hottest girl he'd ever met, and he hadn't given into the temptation to do anything to her and totally screw himself over forever.
It wasn't something to be 'that' proud of. Which was why his reward was chocolate ice cream From this enormous yachts gourmet kitchen.
...OK seriously! Why was this challenge prize so far above the rest of them? This thing had to be worth like five or six times 'his' potential prize money at least. If it was a choice between this boat and the money, his entire family and his dead pet hamster would probably beat him into a pulp if he chose the money. What possible reason could they have for sticking him and a bunch of girls on a boat on one of the last few gorgeous days of the year before everything froze over while the rest of them were probably tearing each other to pieces over...
Oh.
He took another bite of ice cream.
He snapped his fingers. A can of whipped cream appeared in his hands. Sprayed it until it went from full to empty. Then handed the can back to the staff member who was gone before he could blink.
He took another bite. Trying to be discreet as his eyes slid left behind his glasses to see Lindsay slowly trying to bronze herself. A tanning mirror in her hands and beads of sweat slowly rolling down her bosom.
Yeah. That made sense.
'I can only guess what's going to happen when i go back' He thought. Leaning back in his black one piece.
Having more than his eyeful of the gorgeous blonde, as weird as that sounds, he decides to walk around the ship to do something else besides sit around and eat sweets.
Didn't want to stay put or spend too much time alone or he'd start thinking things. That he basically got in all this for money and a chance to be with Ladies. How he'd be seen as a pervert and a creep for doing all this if and likely when it went public.
"Aaahh." He sighs to himself. "Maybe this would be better if i-"
When he turn around he sees the pig tailed brunette girl Katie looking at the Sea from the border of the rails, she was wearing a beautiful two piece purple bikini.
Seeing something to distract himself from his pity party, Cody walked over to her.
"Hey there girl of the hour" He said making her turn around showing her beautiful figure. She might not have Lindsay or even Anna Maria's chest or Leshawna's behind, but he'd be lying if she wasn't as stunning as every other real girl on the show.
"Oh Cora its you."
"Yeah." He smiled "I just wanted to thank you again. If it wasn't for your help we would had lost again" He said.
The girl blushed, rubbing the back of her head as TV tells us people embarrassed by praise are want to do.
"Yeah, but you were the one who figured out what to do. Otherwise we would have been sitting on our thumbs in our ruined costumes."
"Oh come on. Your'e underestimating yourself. You did a great job." Cody said
Better than him at least. Sometimes he thinks that maybe it would be better if he just eliminate himself and forget any of that happened before he get his ass kick to new Mexico or whatever but Chris would never let that happen.
"I just felt like...I had to be a little more useful you know? Most of the time I don't really think I have what it takes when things get to hardcore" She said
She fiddles with the tie of her swimsuit.
"I...thought about Sadie earlier."
Cora smiled "She'd be proud to see her BFF kicking butt like you have."
The pigtailed girl smiled, but not as wide as she should be from the compliment.
"Yeah...but..." She looked away "That was the first time I found myself thinking about Sadie in a while."
Cora's eyes widened.
"I promised that she'd be in my thoughts the whole time. That way everything I did, even when she wasn't here, she'd still be here y'know?" Her lip trembled "But...but..."
Seeing her obviously on a sudden distress he puts his hand on her shoulder and starts talking some cliche words in his opinion.
"Just because you don't think about someone every day all the time it doesn't mean your a bad friend or that you forgot her. It means your human, it also means your having a good time even though the show is not really that amazingly good to us, I'm sure you take the best moments to think about her"
"You really mean all that?" She asked almost like a kid asking if their parent aren't lying to them about buying ice cream on the way back home.
"Sure I do. I'm no liar...well maybe if sweets were involved"
Katie's lips upturned again. Then to Cody's shock, pulled him into a light hug. An arm lightly around his neck while only their shoulders really touched
It was totally different from what he was used to. Though what he was 'used' to as of late was something most guys would only dream of experiencing, so he really shouldn't use that as his standard for hugs. Especially since unlike those ones, this one with Katie broke off after less than a quarter of the time Lindsay usually gave.
Though with the smile on her face, that did not bother him.
As the cupcakes are all becoming closer as friends during the trip. The Bad bitches are self destructing themselves Most of the time suspecting each other.
And by that i mean in each other throats. Courtney and Anne Maria where arguing in the dock of shame.
"I told you to leave me alone!" Anne Maria said
"I am just asking you a few questions. You think you can keep everything that happens around you a secret?" Courtney said.
The jersey girl made an over dramatic sigh "I already told you I ain't the golden goose. What more do you want?" She snapped "And it sounds like your a little to eager to draw attention to everyone else. Like your trying to hide something. Maybe because 'your' the four million dollar baby!"
"Oh don't be ridiculous!"
"HA! That's denial 101!"
The two stepped closer and closer until they were practically nose to nose, chest to chest. Breath to brea...OK they backed up. The smell of Chef's alleged chicken was bad enough on their own breath thank you. They moved a few steps back, allowing Heather to move between them.
"Can you two stop arguing for five seconds?" She said tiredly. Once again it looked like she would have to be the voice of reason "We can't let this get to us can we? Chris just blurted that out for exactly this kind of reaction. Look it doesn't matter whose winning however much money. Were a team. And if anyone wants to win 'anything' we have to keep our heads cool and work together. Alright?"
The two looked at each other fr a second, before turning back to the queen bee.
"Seriously?"
"Could you at least 'try' to be convincing?"
"I don't want to defend that woman because she is annoying and bitchy. But we don't need to be fake friends to know that if we keep bickering we're just going to be eliminated one by one, you got it?" Leshawna said getting just about enough.
"yeah that. Also What do you mean try? I did all these words the best I could. I don't see you being a damn angel here orange girl" Heather said
Anna Maria shrugged. Orange was only really an insult the first five hundred time you've hear it "Your either trying to get us to stop looking for the four million dollar contestant so we don't blow your deal, or your trying to find whoever it is so you get cosy up to them BFF style so they'll share half their loot with you when they win. Sorry honey but if you wanted anything like that to work ya should have acted like a Cupcake when you got to this island instead of a Bitch. At least I own it." She pushed past them "Now if you'll excuse me, I got stuff ta do." She said before walking oast. Bumping into Heather on the way out.
*Confessional on*
"When she is voted off I'm personally going to kick her butt to the dock of shame myself!" Heather said
"Wish I was a cupcake. At least i would be able to have a conversation with someone who ain't crazy, angry, manipulative or just to competitive." Leshawna said
"They are all acting like none of them are the one I'm looking for. But that could all be a ruse. This is such a pain." Courtney rubbed her temples.
*Confessional off*
*SPLASH*
Cora gasped for air as she pulled herself above water. Whipping her hair back then pushing herself through the water like a flounder. Reaching the other end of the pool to the other, the pushing off it and rebounding back towards the start.
"Oh man. It's nice to be able to take a swim without having to worry about leeches or piranha or fresh water sharks."
*SPLASH*
"What the-Ack! Pt-ppptt uh!" The disguised boy spat out the water that had splashed into his mouth. Brushing his eyes out of instinct for a moment before opening them to see a green torpedo repeat his previous actions, only with 'actual' athletic prowess, before pushing up out of the water to reveal a red head headed mermaid.
"Tell me about it." Zoe nodded her head while she rested her head on the poolside. "A yacht with a pool? How are we this lucky?" She laughed as she let her body rest in the water. Cody was once again treated to the sight of a gorgeous girl lying back, beads of liquid rolling across their bare skin. She was submerged just enough that her breasts gently bobbed in the water. Gently. Subtly. Enticingly. She moved over to the side and started pulling herself out. Letting the water cascade down her.
'Oh god. Is there anything hotter than a girl climbing out of a pool?' His thoughts trail at the sight of her.
Then by another fate strike Lindsay came around the corner with a bunch of milkshakes on a tray. Which for anyone who has ever seen any comedy movie ever knows…...
"Who wants som-AHHHHHHH" She said as she falls.
The sweet milkshakes falls then on Zoey. Covering her in the creamy substance making her shriek from the cold.
"AH! Lindsay look what you've done!"
"Opps! Sorry Zoey! Let me clean it up!" She said ready to rub of the sugary treat of her body with a towel.
The geek just stares at Zoey chest and face had being covered in milkshake and The blonde trying to rub it off gently with a towel.
'OK forget the pool. Is there anything hotter than 'that'?'.
"Uh. Eh. Aaaarrre you OK?" He asks delicately.
Zoey lifts the towel to look her her friend with a bemused expression. Her loose hair now being a mix of soaking wet and towel dried all at once.
"Yeah. Just hold this for a second Kay?" She said while handing Cora the towel.
"O-K but what..." He asked before Zoe took a deep breath and let herself drop underwater. Coming back up not a second later with a mighty splash. Her loose, red hair whipping back over her head as she breached the water with a gasp.
Cody blanked out at the sight. For a split second he wasn't in the pool. He was in front of the TV with his mom and a bowl of popcorn between them, and he had just watched a little princess dreaming impossible dreams give up her life below water for the chance at the chance for one above it, and breach the surface in one of the most iconic scenes in animated cinema.
"Holy...shit" He said in a whisper.
"You said something?" Zoey said turning to him
"N-nothing much hehe" 'I'm equal parts scared and aroused of what will happen if I say 'that' was the hottest thing I've seen'.
"Jeez Lindsay, just be more careful next time OK? Just because it's all free doesn't mean we should waste perfectly good food." Zoey said to the blonde girl. "Especially milkshakes."
"I'm sorry, sometimes i just end up slipping on the floor like that and falling on my butt while i have something on my hands"
"It's fine it's fine. Just...try to be more careful alright? Or at the very least be carrying marshmallows of fluffy towels at the time."
In that moment Cody thought for even a moment that maybe its not that much of a bad idea to had dress up like a girl if he had a chance to see things like that now...without Anne Maria on his neck of course.
Meanwhile, at the exact same time, by unbelievable coincidence...
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"I said sorry! it was an accident!"
"YOUR FACE WILL BE AN ACCIDENT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!"
While Zoey was able to take getting covered in dessert with a grace and humour, Anna Maria was not able to take her team mate tripping up and covering 'her' with what Chef claimed was dessert with less grace and no humour.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW F**KING HARD IT IS TO GET THIS FUDGE CRAP OUT OF MY HAIR!? HOW ABOUT I RUIN YOUR HAIR BITCH!?"
Chris smiled as he signalled for the cameras to zoom in on the two tussling.
"And you said sticking them all together in the same team was a bad idea."
Chef mumbled under his breath.
"Your not seriously upset about her calling your fudge cake garbage are you."
"...It was a mango buche." The old veteran corrected "There wasn't any chocolate in it."
"...But it was brown."
"...Yeah. And?"
Chris honestly didn't know how to respond to that, and just turned back to watch Anna Maria rolling around on the floor with Courtney, the rather large consolation spread of equally brown foods getting pushed to the floor. Covering the two in more and more food as they went on.
The two men took a glance at the cameras on the boat. The cupcakes had left the poolside and were enjoying the premium buffet that had been set up for them. A shrimp had fallen off Lindsay's toothpick and fell into her cleavage, causing the others to killing themselves with laughter as rather than pick it out with her fingers like normal, she hefted up her boobs and plucked it out of her cleavage with her mouth. Everyone laughed. Cora suddenly found the ocean very interesting.
"Sir..." An intern asked with a strained voice, which made sense as he was watching both screens right alongside them "This is happening at the same time. What should we send out for broadcast?"
"Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't aware I needed help wiping."
"Sir?"
"The...fight." He said as if he was talking to a toddler "We've already gotten enough premium material from the cruise to overload every Nielson box from St Johns to Victoria. Lets give the Bitches their time to shine. We'll let the public decide what we should have focused on later when the shrimp thing is used on the after show" Chris rolled his eyes "If we paid you, we'd clearly be paying you too much."
It was the fourth day already of the Cruise and the cupcakes had probably done everything there was to be done so far. The surprise four million dollar participant was getting ready to stop and go to his room where it was now a time for him to take a shower.
"Man what a day, I just want to take a shower and lay down" 'I Wish i didn't had to be dress all the time though, stupid cameras' He said getting inside his place and going straight to the bathroom.
The cross dressing boy thought he was going to be alone right now and nothing would go wrong as it on the island but he dint thought about that anything can happen when you are with a reality show.
Someone opens the door of his room and gets inside, looking left and right the girl walks straight to the bathroom too. There she hears the sound of water and gets confuse, She doesn't remember letting it on.
If only someone told Cody that someone had entered his private space by accident thinking it was theirs.
Cody sighed as the hot water rolled over him, taking the chlorine from him and the suit he was still wearing, and not just because man logic told him that he was being efficient by washing himself and his clothing at the same time. Running the soap and chemicals from his long hair. Chuckling a little at how long it had gotten in the weeks since then.
Sighing again he looked over to the bath sitting nearby. While the shower was a rather dinky thing by comparison, it was clear that was only because it was to wash pool water and other crap away before whoever owned this behemoth jumped into the heated pool and enjoy the twenty different jacuzzi settings along with the dozen or so women whose name they could afford not to know joined them.
Cody considered...for about a fraction of a second before saying to hell with it. Both he and the suit had been scrubbed down enough times that he felt a new layer of skin beneath the material, so he didn't hesitate to lower himself into the tub and turn on the water. Letting the water rush out faster than any plumbing he'd ever seen and moaned in contentment as the tub rapidly started filling around him. Resting his head against the bath pillows built into the tubs edge and closing over his eyes. Letting himself almost drift off to the sounds of rushing water and the creaking of the boats gentle rocking.
He was not one to swear but...That was one fucking amazing bathtub right there, he felt like a damn king but slowly he starts to go to dreamland and be half asleep, so he couldn't hear the shower running over the bath. He just assumed it was one of those ones that'd turn off on its own. The real reason why the place was not flooded yet was because Someone had turn it off for him. Nor did he hear anyone else lower themselves in, in his euphoria.
"Mmmmm." Cora moans gently "Showers are nice if you wanna feel clean, but there's nothing like a tub if you just wanna...chill." She said to nobody in particular.
So she was surprised when somebody actually answered back.
"I know right?"
Cody jumped, or at least tried to before slipping about an inch up from his seat before crashing back down. Sending water everywhere.
"L-Lindsay?! What the..why why why, why are you in the bath?"
"Cause I'm all sweaty from the sun, and wanted to spend some more time with my BFF." She answered like it was the simplest thing in the world "And it's not a bath. It's a hot tub, see?" Without looking she reached to the side of the bath covered in bumps Cody had thought were just hand grips or something and depressed one of them.
The tub hummed before he jumped as he felt previously unknown jets spray into his back, legs and behind from every angle. Foaming up the already sudsy water even further until it looked like a frothy mug of stout.
Cody was shocked. How the heck did...of course it would be. Why wouldn't it be a hot tub? Why would anyone who could afford a boat this big not install a high end hot tub instead of a plain old bath. He was actually kind of glad he answered his own question before he looked over to Lindsay to inquire. Otherwise he probably would have seen.
"Oh!"
He was also glad he'd kept his eyes firmly on the other side of the tub while Lindsay had stepped into it. Otherwise he would have seen a lot more than just her bikini top float into his field of vision when the heavy bubble flow removed it for her. Wordlessly and robotically he grabbed it, then handed it back to the blonde.
"Thanks." She said in a slightly embarrassed tone.
"You might want to turn the bubbles down so that doesn't happen again."
"Good idea." She admitted. A few more beeps and boops and the roiling mug of beer had turned as bubbly as a glass of coke.
"Thanks." He said and looked at her cautiously, no longer fearing he'd see the bubbles juggling her jugs like a crazed clown on cocaine, then took deep breath, as while they weren't bouncing around frantically enough that they'd free themselves from her top anytime soon again, what bubbles remained were still making them jiggle and ripple hypnotically. He had to tear his eyes off them so hard he swore he heard Velcro.
"No probs."
"Why'd you wear that into the bath anyway?"
"Hot tub."
"Heh. Why?"
Lindsay shrugged "Because you don't want to be nude and let anyone see your bod. So I didn't want you to feel like the odd one out."
"Odd? Lindsay were on a reality show with cameras everywhere. there's not one place we can't be spied on. Even if you wanted to be naked you would end up showing it to millions of people who watch the show" He said to her.
"Oh! yeah I guess it makes sense...still it'd be nice to have a 'real' bath" She said with no worry of those words making a certain boy member harden even more...if he could just...yank it a little thanks to the bubbles covering may-NO! he was better then that and he would not act like a sick pervert on the hot tub with Lindsay.
"You know Cora, your pretty great on the challenges you know? your just so Brave and determined when you faced those animals trying to eat the skin of your body" She said
"Oh...that was nothing, truth be told I was pretty damn scared" He said
"Even better!" She said
"...What?"
"Even scared you did it for the team. You have, uh, what's the thing? Iron in your veins."
Cody didn't know whether it was the heat of the water or the compliment but he almost passed out at that moment.
He shook his head to pull himself back up and laughed nervously. "Wow. I never thought of it like that." He lay his head back on the cushion again "Your pretty bad ass yourself. My 'dashing prince'."
She laughed. Not giggled. A proper laugh as she repeated Cora's actions and lay her head back on the cushioned side of the tub next to him.
Right next to him.
Very right next to him.
He could feel her shoulder press into his side. Her thighs brushing against his.
Cody gulped a little as he felt her slim fingers wrap around his own rather skinny but less feminine hands. Lacing her fingers through his.
Cody kept his eyes fixed on the ceiling for a second longer before slowly turning his head to face hers. Looking into her eyes.
Her eyes were full of warmth, and happiness, and iron hard, steel plated determination that were only compounded by the victorious smirk on her beautiful lips.
She lifted their hands up out the water. Gripping his hand with hers and shaking it, before pulling her hand from his, clenching it into a fist and bumping her knuckles into his.
"You and me? Zoe and Katie? All of us can win this. Were the Cupcakes. And none of us are leaving this island ever again!"
Cody smiled at her declaration...and also because he was very very relieved that his situation with Lindsay wasn't about to become a lot more complex.
"Ha. I'm pretty sure it's more complicated than that Lindsay. But yeah. We can win this."
The two in the tub whipped there heads forward to see a friendly red head smiling at them.
"This a private party? Or can anyone join?" She pulled out a bottle in one hand, followed by a quartet of glass flutes "Because look what I got told we could have?"
Cody blushed and pulled himself a little further from the equally blushing Lindsay.
"I...uh...wait four?"
The redhead smirked, and with an ease that could only be taught, casually stuck her thumb under the cork and popped the bottle.
There was a sound like rushing wind, and another head stuck into the bath suite.
"Is that champagne?"
While Cody was getting harder and hard-I mean while the Cupcakes were celebrating their victory and friendship in a massive yacht the other team is not...so lucky. After the food fight most girls had gotten chef's food covering them head to toe, which was like toxic waste to them so they had run quickly to Take a shower before it ate into their skin.
Leshawna was the only one who managed to not get caught on that so she was now sitting alone in the mess hall...alone.
She sighed bitterly "Well at least I got my silence."
*Confessional on*
"I'm not one to complain with no reason but I'm starting to feel a little lonely on this team. These annoying bitches getting more paranoid by the second. I know we came here for the money, but right now? I kind of expected to have fun while I was here. Or at least have somebody to talk to, instead of just get yelled at." Leshawna said
*Confessional off*
The Bad Bitches glared at the yacht as the Cupcakes descended the gangplank. It hadn't picked last weeks winners up from the island directly, but here it was to bring them back as if to deliver one final jab at their teams before departing.
The cupcakes were all talking and laughing. Flower reefs draped across their necks despite going nowhere near the island states.
Cody's eyes locked onto Anna Maria's and he almost chocked on nothing.
"Man this last week was like a dream right?" Katie said just to spite a little of Anne Maria because she glared at them
"Oh yeah all the food, soft beds, champagne." Zoe said
"They had champagne there?" Courtney said almost shouting showing her envy.
"I hope you all had your fun because now we are in the same crap as always" Heather said
"Don't be a downer Heather this will never be forgotten by us" Lindsay said with a smile looking radiant.
Chris smiled as the Cupcakes made their way down the beach. He held up his hand to stop them. Now with one team in front of him and another behind him he chuckled a chuckle that would send a chill down the spine of anyone with even a sliver of savvy.
"And here come our lucky winners of last weeks challenge. Tell me ladies, did you loooove you mini vacation!?"
Zoe giggled lightly "Mini? A week on a yacht like a mini cruise liner being waited on hand and foot is hardly a 'mini' vacation."
"Yup. The mini yacht was like, soooo relaxing." The ever cheerful Lindsay agreed.
"Hand. And. Foot?" Courtney seethed through her teeth.
"Ha ha. Yeah. We'll girls. Now the funs over, it's time to return to your teams."
Everybody paused. Weren't they 'already' in there teams?
"Oh! Didn't I mention? you all have a while to do whatever you gals want because I am going to make a small adjustments on the teams and I want it to be special" He said
*Confessional on*
"I will never forget this week. It was just so awesome" Zoe said
"I love mini va-ca's! But its even better when I do it with friends." Lindsay said
"You see their faces Sadie? They are all jealous that we got such awesome prize" Katie said
*Confessional off*
"W-well I better get some of our stuff back to our cabin" Cody said trying to get away from Anne Maria piercing glare.
Later the Cupcakes were milling around their cabin, some fearing it was the last time.
"Changing our teams? Can he do that?" Worried Katie. Zoe shrugged.
"He's the host. He can do whatever he wants."
"But...what if we..."
"Then we try our absolute hardest to win." Zoe cut off again. Shocking the others.
She continues "What? Its a competition remember?" She smiles "Besides, after the week we had, its not like getting knocked into jelly or dragged through the woods or busting out of our clothes again is going to dent our friendship."
"Yeah, your right Zoe" Katie said
While the Cupcakes where talking about handling that. The Bad Bitches where taking this with joy of not having to work with someone they hate once its going to the other team.
"I think this team switch is a good chance to get rid of some unwanted weight" Heather said 'Also a way to help me win this!'
"Maybe get rid of some annoying dead weight" Courtney said looking at Anne Maria who glares back.
The tan girl was contemplating about what if Cody switches teams and what she would do since its too early for him to stop being useful in sabotaging the other team.
'I am not done using that pawn, and I'm for sure not going to let this go without his punishment first' She thought
"Ugh I just hope things get better then this" Leshawna said to herself moving away from the Window.
By that specific moment Anne Maria sees a glance of Cody going out of the cabin.
"Maybe some fresh air will make me feel more relaxed" He said
She then smirks thinking that right now is the perfect moment to have a little talk to her little bitch.
"I gotta get some fresh air because here is not good" She said
"Maybe because of your toxic hairspray" Courtney said
"Oh what a shame would be to have you go to the other team...oh wait..not it wont" Anne maria said walking away while giving her the middle finger.
A few hours later after the Cupcakes arrived back to the Island to meet with the other team and also Chris, it was now time for the Team changing Chris wanted to do. Everyone was reunited on the campfire where the elimination ceremony is put to work.
"Well you guys are ready? Because this sort of thing is what puts dents on friendships"
The host said with a smirk someone who only breaths for himself in how to get more ratings and money to his own narcissistic way.
"If you ask me i wont bother having a few people a little bit away from me" Heather said to mostly the whole team besides her.
"You guys need a little therapy in group" Lindsay said.
"This blonde haired idiot" Heather whispers to herself.
What a tiring situation this was. The geek was sweating bullets because he didnt want to for some reason go to their team, his friends where here on the cupcakes, true friends. Seeing one of them go there would be bad but he wished that it wasn't him or at least Lindsay, she is too nice to be in that group and after what Anne Maria did To him before this...he was not sure if he would last any more.
*Flashback on*
Cody and Anne Maria where now back in the cave in which she made him go back and have a little talk about Emma and how or why she know about her plan with Kitty.
Inside the cave She was forcefully making out with him. Kissing and sucking and even biting at his lips aggressively while grinding slowly against his man meat. Rubbing her boobs against his chest and moaning loudly. She bounces in place making her round shaped ass bounce up and down on his crotch as she played his hormones like a fiddle.
''Mmmm. You've being a naughty Boy Cody, Your not being honest with me are you?" She said glaring at him.
"I'm ah ah. I'm n-nooh oh gawd. I'm not the fooooour million d-dollar winner." He moaned despite himself.
The jerseyite giggled at the reaction before licking slowly at the nape of his neck. Making him hiss.
"Do I look stupid? Of course you ain't. A guy in drag? Please that's way to obvious. And with how easy it was for me to find out before our little 'arrangement' you wouldn't have lasted long." She grinned wickedly and drew her claws hard enough across his shoulder to leave red marks. "I'm talking about your little chit chat with that skank Emma." 'Calling me a slut! Who the hell does she think she is!?'
''Ahnnn! P-please I never spoke to her about anything, I swear!" He said between moans.
"Then how did Emma know about my stunt that eliminated Kitty?" She asked.
"She just smart that's all!" He lied to her.
"Well then smart boy. Just to make sure you don't keep blabbing, your not talking any more." She said before kissing him on the lips. A long, lingering one. Then another, and another. Lowering his face as she kisses his nose, his brow, his temple. Pushing his face lower and lower until its between her tits. She slowly pushes her arms forward. Around his back and cupping the back of his head. She tilted her head down, then looked back up into his eyes "Your hard." She whispered "I told you not to do that."
Then shoving his face deep between her breast as hard as she possibly could.
He made a muffled sound of shock as he tried pushing back, but with his lack of leverage or upper body strength the girl could not be moved in the slightest. his face was buried so deeply into her tits that he couldn't breath.
She counted toten before she let him back up for a gulp of air. She smiled sweetly and pecked him on the cheek. He groaned in both pain, and the guilt of the pleasure.
The poor man was practically a mole when the cameras are on and her human stress ball when the cameras are off, and his reward is that when she wins. If he does what she says...she'll consider letting him go further with her.
Cody didn't know whether she was being serious or lying as easily as breathing, but he really wasn't in a position to call her out for anything.
He stifled a moan as she tilted his head back and kissed his neck were she'd left the red marks.
Then slapped him.
"Don't. Ever. Hold back on me. Understand." She harshly whispered before putting a finger on his lips. Pushing it slightly into his mouth. Holding it there while looking at him with an even gaze that made it clear if he tries anything to it he's getting another hit "If I make you feel good, I wanna hear it. If I make you hard, I wanna feel it."
"And if your holding out on me. I want you to say it."
"I don't..." Was as far as he got before she stuffed his face back in between her tits. Hard enough that his nose was crushed against her bones.
She kissed the top of his head slowly, but didn't let him out "Big ain't they. Huge, but not stupid huge and high and firm just the way you like it. Not like that bimbo's saggy sacks am I right." She didn't let him out of her cleavage to answer so she kept talking "What we have? It's real. Any of those other girls find out what your packing, the only time they won't be laughing at you is when their spitting on you for being a creep." She smiled as his struggles grew more desperate. She held him tighter "You and me though? We win this, then you get aaaalll of this." She rolled her hips against his crotch "Breakfast, lunch and dinner. For as long as you can keep up baby."
Cody's hands grabbed at her shoulders and pushed. Hoping this time he'd be able to break free. She smiled as shook him off, motor boating him at the same time.
His struggles grew weaker and weaker. She kept going. Shaking her tatas harder and harder against him. His hairline and smelling his shampoo. Running her fingers across his back 'just' hard enough that it would scratch but not cut again. His entire body was being bombarded by sensual assault as his consciousness dimmed.
His grip almost fell off her shoulders when she heard it.
His struggling gasps and pleases stopped, and were finished by a long, pleased and content "Mmmmmmm."
She smiled and let him go. Pushing him back down to the floor as he made short but quick gasps for blessed air. She smiled and put a finger on his lips again. Pulling it down then around to stroke his face. Rolling her hips slowly while she does so to get the blood rushing again.
"Your mine. Forever. No other woman would want you. But I do." She bent down. Spreading her breasts across his chest before pushing her face close enough to his their noses were tip to tip. She kissed his cheek again "And I'll always want you. Just as long as you do what I want."
*Flashback end*
'I feel like my balls are going to detonate' He thought while feeling that his family jewels where about done getting teased and where about to blow up like landmines.
"The process is easy, first of all I have here in this tombola every girl name on this show but with nicknames that I prepared. If I take the name of a Cupcake first then the next one being a Bad Bitch the swap will happen like that." Chris said
"What if you take two names from the same group?" Katie asked
"Then we try again" He said nonchalantly.
"Chris! Lets get this thing going! I gotta watch the new episode of my favourite series" Chef said
"Are you still watching that thing about walking talking gems?" Chris asked
"You just don't get it man" Chef said turning his back "You don't get it"
"Are you ready? Because once this starts there are no takesies backsies...unless I feel like it."
"Would you just hurry it up?!" Courtney snap with a sharp tongue and a role of her eyes.
"Your no fun" Saying that the host starts rolling the tombola for what seem to be two whole minutes.
"And the first change swap will be between..."
He went silent.
The girls gripped the bench.
He stayed silent.
They clenched their teeth.
He stayed silent.
Their breathing grew ragged.
He stay "Leshawna and Katie!"
"Wait didnt you say you where going with nicknames?" Chef said
"Lay off my ass man details are details, you want nicknames? How about Barbie girl number two and Nicki minaj rip off?" He said
But leaving bad nicknames apart the change was a surprise! Katie was the most surprise as she gasped seeing that she was about to enter a lion territory and Leshawna gasps too but sort of happy she can now leave her team. Truth be told no more animal repellent or better sheets but it was better the staying with them.
"And for the second switch-a-roo we have..."
He went silent.
The girls gripped the bench.
He stayed silent.
They clenched their teeth.
He stayed silent.
Their breathing grew ragged.
"...Nobody."
He slammed the lid shut.
"WHAT?" Everyone said
"I told you guys I was going to make a swap but i didn't said I was going to swap more then ONE" he said with a smirk.
"Are you telling me you made the biggest drama pause for this?" Courtney said
"Yeah that was so...UGH!" Heather said
"Too bad! Because small teams are no fun to swap a lot. There's like four of you on each team. What? Were you expecting a game of musical chairs or something?"
"Then why did you make such a big deal out of all this!?" Demanded the C.I.T
"Because television. Why else?"
*Confessional on*
"Oh no! I am Surrounded by all those mean girls? It's gonna be like high school all over again." Katie said while chewing on one of her nails.
"WHOOHO! yeah I'm out baby! Now this time I can maybe be on a team that likes each other enough to make a plan on challenges instead of bickering" Leshawna said.
"I'm glad I'm still on my group, I cant imagine what would happen if I where the chosen one" Cody said nervously.
"This is so unbelievable, Chris is just asking for someone to kick his ass out of that high horse of his." Heather said
*Confessional off*
Cody looked between the two.
Leshawna smirked at her now former team, swayed her head in a silent 'Mmm mmm'" before swaying over to her new one. Pushing her epic booty in an extra wide arc to wave goodbye. Marching over at her new team and booty bumping her replacement out of the tight knit group.
"Hey! I..."
"Your teams over there." Chris pointed over to the Bad Bitches side.
Katie winced and looked over at her new team mates, whose looks ranged from indifferent to outright hostile. She looked over at her friends, whose looked sympathetic to...oh geez.
"Come on Lindsay don't Mmph!"
"No matter what, were friends forever! OK?! Don't let those..me...those idiots hurt you! OK!?" The blonde told to the girl she was suffocating on her cleavage.
For most people it was just the most basic of insults but Everyone was quite surprised at her language. None more so than the other team. The girl who couldn't count past ten without taking off her shoes was calling 'them' idiots?
She let go of the pig-tailed girl. Who took a few seconds to get her breath back, before nodding. Looking back over the Cupcakes she smiled at themselves
"Save the goodbyes for elimination night sweetheart. March march mar-whoah." The host almost went tumbling when the girl did exactly what he said and marched marched marched right past him and parking her butt in Leshawna's former spot
Everyone, Chef included laughed.
Chris grumbled and brushed the sand off his shirt "Well at least it looks like you'll be right at home with your new team." He coughed into his hand "Now that that little distraction is out of the way…."
Chef rolled his eyes.
"I'll be happy to announce the next challenge!"
"Wha? Right now?"
"Nope. Too dark. Were gonna need plenty of light and...exposure for the next round. This island is a tropical paradise…."
They hear a moose somewhere in the woods fighting a bear.
"And what does every teen drama that takes place in a tropical paradise need?" He spreads his arms wide "Rest up and wash up ladies. Because tomorrow were having a good old fashioned swimsuit contest!"
Everyone was surprised. A swimsuit contest?
*confessional on*
Anna Maria smirked "A contest?" She hefts up her chest "Please."
Courtney rolled her eyes and huffed "Do I want to strut around for the cameras? Hell no. Will I give up the chance to win the money?" She narrows her gaze "Have you met me?"
Lindsay was sitting in the confessional with a pile of clothes on her lap and a thoughtful look on her face "What do you think? This one?" Holds up a pink bikini top with ruffles over the cups "Or this one?" Holds up a sea-foam green 'one piece' that was made up of a lot of 'smaller' pieces that was have diamonds and have empty space.
*Confessional Off*
The girls all stare at him silently. Chris looks at them oddly "What?"
"Were waiting." Heather replied.
"For what?"
"Don't give us that McLean. What's the catch? No way this's gonna be an ordinary swimsuit contest."
"Paranoid much? Look don't worry this is just going to be a nice and simple swimsuit contest alright? Pitting hotness vs hotness. No crazy twists. No zany traps. No special rewards. No pits to fall into. Just a nice little, easy round alright?"
"….Promise?"
"Absolutely." He said firmly.
The girls shoulders relaxed. The host smiled warmly. Then turned back to the camera's.
"There we have it folks. Make sure to grab a cold, cold, cold one because it's looking hot, hot hot as we pit these gorgeous ladies in a good old fashion swimsuit contest..."
"...OF DEATH!"
"Hey! You just said….!"
"Called it."
"Twists! Traps! One of a kind rewards! All waiting for you tomorrow on TOTAL. LADY. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
"I still don't get paid enough for this." Chef said
