"Last time! Changes happened on Total Lady Drama Island. The cupcakes have returned from their Cruise reward after their Effort on the Halloween challenge which made the Bad Bitches pretty mad since they were trying to find out who is the 4M girl. And to make matters worse i took Leshawna and Katie and swap their teams,now pink short shorts girl is on the Lion Den and the Big booty girl on the sugar pool. Who knows what awaits them hahaha lets find out" Chris said.


Many people don't like changes because they don't really know how to deal with them and in this case Leshawna was feeling what her change was like...

"Ugh!" She said stretching.

*Confessional on*

"I'm glad I'm no longer with the team annoying but now I'm back to sleep in horrible rock hard beds and did you see all the cockroaches here? That bug spray is really needed now"

*Confessional off*

"I cant believe Katie was swapped to the other team! I hope they are not forcing her to do anything horrible" Lindsay said

"Trust me blondie, the only bad thing there is to be surrounded by bitches like the name says" Leshawna said.

"But...it wasn't so bad right?" Zoey asks

"That depends...you want me to lie to make you feel better?"

Lindsay and Zoey look at each other worried for Katie while 'Cora' Was outside looking at the other Cabin... Now how is Katie doing?


"WHERE IS IT?" Anne Maria screamed

"I told you already! i did not took your stupid hairspray" Courtney said

Katie was hugging her legs in the soft cushioned bed.

*Confessional on*

"OK this place is bug free and the beds are really good to sleep on but this negativity and screaming almost all the time is so annoying! Oh Sadie if you could only know how bitchy they are...oh wait this is A show everyone knows"

"Anne Maria is being super annoying these couple of days, I'm starting to think that I should reveal her secret to someone but who? it needs to be someone who hates that someone has an alliance and she not...i got it!" Courtney said

*Confessional off*


Chris sat in his deck chair as the contractors/ interns built the stage. Sipping 'lemonade' as he 'supervised' construction.

"Aaahhh. Nothing like a days hard work. Right?" He asked the massive man in a chefs hat and a clipboard in his hand.

"Mmm mm. That ain't nothing like a days hard work."

"Hey. Somebody has to manage the crew."

"Yeah, and that's me."

Chris shrugged "I didn't say it was me." He rolled his eyes "We gonna be ready soon? I don't want those girls to get too relaxed."

Chef flipped through some papers and nodded "Yeah were almost done. Bout another hour give or take and we'll be ready to shoot."

"Ugh. An hour?" Chris grumbled as he was handed another lemonade "Did you at least get the thing set up yet?"

"Knew you'd ask, so it was the first thing we put together."

"Sweet." He took a deep sip through his silly straw. He looked up to see a look of concern on his technical co hosts face "What? They didn't deliver the confetti?"


"Nah. I mean yeah. But I'm looking over this thing. Some a this looks weird."

"Bad weird or good for ratings weird?"

Chef shrugged "I dunno, you tell me. Did we order any of this?" He thrust the clipboard under the hosts nose.

Chris huffed and flipped through some of the pages. Even stopping a few times to kind of sort of read it "Eeehhh. Keep it."

"You sure? A lot of this stuff is..."

"Don't know, don't care. We'll either find a use for it, or leave it behind by accident when we pack everything up." He tosses the board back and picks his drink back up. "Now if every little thing is dealt with. We have to return to the more important things. Like getting power to the lazy Susan!"


Leshawna comes out of the Cabin with a tired face and then she yawns stretching some more. Cody sees the big Booty Queen that was in the list of teasing moments his brain had recorded and soon thought.

'Leshawna is a cool girl, different from the others from her team. If we want to work together we should try and get to know each other." He took a breath 'Yeah I just have to...play it cool.' He said to himself while walking towards her who had just sit down on the wooden floor next to the little stair to the cabin.

"Hey there. Leeeeshawna Right? remember me?" He asked

The girl turn around and looks at him "Oh! Hey, Cora?" He nodded "You sure had show some guts on those last challenges."

"Well not as much as Courtney facing that almost shark attack."

"Yeah but you didn't act like a bitch when things go hairy. But I have to say, my bad about what happened when we were all runnin' around in those costumes." She said remembering while the two thought about the time her ass came in contact with his face. Not that she would know how the girl in front of her actually felt about it.

"Hahaha y-yeah. It's fine. Just an accident...but, and this isn't just me trying to avoid an awkward conversation, you alright? You look really tired."

The former Bad Bitch moaned "Well my team mates were pieces of work, but we still had that kick ass bed stuff that made sleeping on this Hellhole easier" She said rubbing her shoulders.

"Well Leshawna how about I welcome you to our Team by helping you with that? we do gotta stay top shape for the challenges." He said a little nervous.

Leshawna giggled. Which made her pause a little as she realised this was the first time in a long time she'd actually laughed "Aww, that's the sweetest thing anyone said since I got here. Course I don't mind girl. I would love some quality girl time." She said.

Cora sighed in relief and smiled "You wont regret it. Can you sit cross legged?"

After that Leshawna is sitting cross legged and behind her is Cody who, is actually pretty chill now and so he reach both of her shoulders while keeping a little bend in his arms making her feel that he is about to start.

He extend his thumbs while pulling its fingers together and curling them slightly Keeping the top joint of each of straight.

"Hhnnnm" She moaned a little

'Ok now most of the bend should be in my third knuckles, where fingers meet palm' He thought trying to do what he had praticed.

His hands still on the same position he then turned them over so the fingers point downwards. Sliding his hands all the way down so that the webbing of humbs rests over the tops of Leshawna shoulders. Then he goes to feel for the smooth contour of the muscles just above the collarbones with the fingertips.

"Ohhn! ohhn gawd this feels niiiiceee" She said biting her lips a little.

"Its just the start" He said with a smile.

Pressing the tips of his fingers and thumbs into the trapezius from both sides, he starts at the inside of the shoulders closest to the neck. Roll the muscles up towards her collarbones without releasing his grip. He was trying to squeeze and lift instead of clamping down forcefully.

"AHNH!" She let out a loud moan/ yell. Making Cora stop in her tracks."

"Did I hurt you?" He asked worried.

"N-no that was just really good. Heehee, just k-keep goin'" She said blushing that she made such a sound.

"Kay then. I just keep going."

After kneading the inner part of Leshawna trapezius for a few minutes, Cody gradually spread his hands out towards her arms and then changing direction and working his way back towards the neck.

"Hows that?" he asked.

"Mmmmm." Was her reply.

He gulped and continued upwards.

"All your-our team mates get to benefit from your 'magic touch'?"

Cora blushed. Leshawna felt her massauer's touch tensing up .

"I, uh. No I." Her blush faded when she saw Leshawna smirking.

"Heh heh. Too easy." She turned back, indicating she wanted Cora to continue. "But seriously. How the Hell do you sleep on those things?"

"We just learned to live with it." he said while pressing down a little hard. Eliciting a sharp but not pained "Ah!" from the beauty before him "Though the sauna helps."

"Hold up." She turned back around "The sauna? As in that thing that almost cooked us all like lobsters?"

"Uh yeah. Remember the Cupcakes got to use it properly for our team reward?"

"Oh...I guess i forgot about it"

"If you use the sauna like a normal person it can be relaxing but if you are traumatized about it from the challenge that's alright. Just remember you can, you wanna go now don't you?" Cody asked.

"I'm dragging you there aren't I?"


Meanwhile a certain CIT was looking for a certain someone to tell a certain juicy secret just in case a certain other someone got a certain idea in their heads.

She found her about to step into the confessional.

"Heather! I need to talk to you" Courtney said taking the Queen bee by surprise.

"What do you want? I'm busy so no time for chit chat" She said serious.

"Not even to hear about someone from our team having a secret alliance with somebody from the Cupcakes?" She said

Hearing that Heather paused.

"What are you talking about? exactly?" She asked

"I just said I know that Anne Maria is in a secret alliance with someone from the other team." Courtney reveals.

"WHAT? that sneaky little bi….wait. If she has a mole on the other time then isn't that good for us? I don't see the problem...yet" The queen bee inquired.

"The problem? The problem is that once the teams split up she's still going to have her 'mole' backing her up and keeping her in the game!" Courtney said

"Mmm maybe. What makes you think her friend won't try to get the money for themselves or stab her in the back? Hell I'm on the same team with her and I feel like doing that whenever her royal hairsprayness is around" Heather asked

"Because...she's in a Lesbian relationship with the Cora girl." Courtney said in a whisper to Heather ear making her eyes go wide like plates.

"...I'm sorry?" Two words rare from her mouth that Courtney wasn't even sure to this day that Heather said it "But I think I've forgotten to take my crazy pill this morning. Did you seriously just say that..."

"I caught. Anna Maria. Doing Naughty things. With Cora." Courtney said like she was speaking to an indignant toddler.

"...OK, you do know that just because were all girls trapped on an island for months on end doesn't mean were all going to start turning gay right?"

"And do 'you' know that just because Anna Maria looks like she's slept with enough guys that she could trade in a rewards card for enough free sandwiches to feed a family of five for a fortnight doesn't mean she wasn't already a lesbian or bi from the start?"

"Well alright. Lets say that I believe you ms Prude" Heather said

"Hey!" She said

"This place is full to the brim with cameras. Their's no way they could have anything like sex without being noticed, Maybe heavy make out or something for that matter. Do you even know what sex actually is? Should I ask Chris to get a Barbie and Ken and give you the 101?" Heather said with a smirk.

"Ugh! I know that telling you was a mistake. I'm leaving and whatever you do I don't care" Courtney said

Courtney stormed off in a huff. Not bothering to turn around to see Heather's smirk turn thoughtful.


"Mmmmm. Yeah baby. That's the stuff." Leshawna moaned while sliding down in her seat on the steam room bench. Her team mates laughed.

Katie nodded in her own semi slumped position next to her "It's nice when it's not trying to broil you alive right?"

"Mmm mm. A big beautiful woman like me takes less time to cook than a microwave hotdog."

Her team mates gave her the universal 'it's not funny, but I'll laugh anyway' laugh. Which makes a change from the 'I'm laughing 'at' you, not 'with' you' laugh of the Bad Bitches.

"Alright. So whats the plan for the next challenge?" She asked.

"Plan?" Zoey asked.

"Yes I mean you guys remember what Chris told us right? Something about a Swimsuit contest of doom" Leshawna said

"Im surprised he didnt made that sooner. I mean all the challenges are pratically fan service at our cost" Zoey said annoyed

"Its better then dangerous animals trying to get you thats for sure" Cora said sort of already used to the girls casual swimwear in the Sauna.

"Leshawna can i ask you a very important question?" Lindsay said with a serious thinker face.

"What is it?" The big girl said.

"How big is your butt exactly?" Lindsay said which made everyone stare at her.

"Are you serious right now Lindsay?" Zoey asked

"What? is a genuine question. I'm just curious" She said normally

"Its ok Zoey,i mean once this show ends everyone is gonna attack me with questions and i would be lying if i said they would never make questions about my ass. So just for your curiosity sake my booty is a traffic stoppin' fifty inches" She said with a smirk.

Lindsay whistled while Zoey coughed. Cora just looked off to the side while Leshawna smacked the side of her backside.

"Yeah, that's right. And between my money maker and your cash cows..." She nodded towards Lindsay "Crazy ass twist or not we got this in the bag."

"We'll see." Cora muttered "We still don't know by what me meant by 'Doom'. Just, don't just expect a straight 'whose the prettiest contest."

"Oh. I know. A beauty contest never is."

The black, brunette and redhead turned to look at the blonde stretched out on a wooden bench.

"Ex-squeeze me?" Said the new Cupcake "Whats that s'posed to mean. It's just a contest to see who looks best in a swimsuit, isn't it?"

Lindsay tried to count the boards in the ceiling "Not really. Theirs more to these kind of things than just looking sexy" She looked at her nails

"Come on! It's a swimsuit contest! Not a pageant or nothing! We go on stage. We look hot. Hottest wins. Hows he gonna make that any harder?"

Zoey clasped her hands in thought "Yeah but it can't 'just' be a beauty contest. Otherwise why would they?"

Lindsay nodded "Even on beach contests theirs other stuff you have to do. It's not just about having hotness, it's what you do with it!" She said with a surprising amount of passion in her voice.

"Wow. Your really into this aren't you? Not your first rodeo, is it?"

"Heh heh. Nope."

"I'm not surprised" Cody said. Easily managing to picture Lindsay taking home the gold in any contest like this.

"Lets all just admit that this show is about drama and fanservice and hosted by a psycho that cares more about how many people are watching over our health, so lets not underestimate how much he's willing to put us through for a good show." Zoey said

As if by totally sheer coincidence (and not because those cameras had never been removed from the sauna and he'd been listening in on just the right moment, scouts honour for realsies) Chris' voice suddenly boomed over the loud speakers.

"HEEEEYY! I hope you gals are READY! Cause you got five minutes to get your butts down to the beach. Constructions just finished on the set, and that means its time for todays round of torture. I mean torture. I mean torture. I mean challenge…..I mean torture."

The speakers flickered off.

The girls all looked at each other like they'd all been punched in the gut.

"Well, this was really fun girls. But I guess its time for us to go work hard for the million again" She said getting up first and walking to the exit with her hips swaying almost completely natural like she has no intention to be doing that.

*Confessional on*

"Im almost sure her butt has a mind of its own" Zoey said

"Leshawna's a good addition to the team. I hope that fire that got her into the other team will help us out" Cody said

"Time for serious Lindsay show what she is made of" Lindsay said.

*Confessional off*


Everyone was reunited on the beach with Chris and Chef ready to greet them. The walk way for pageant contests was not professional but it was something good enough for it.

"This looks like shit" Heather said

"Dont say that Heather this was done with hard work" Chris said which the interns would narrow their eyes if they were there to listen.

"OK, so what are gonna do first? Don't make us wait" Anne Maria said

"Well I was gonna ask how your all doing after the swap but that seems to be not necessary" Chris said and then walks towards something big drum.

"What is that?" Katie asked.

"This? oh nothing much just a drum full of loose swimsuits and bikini's of various sizes to go nuts with, since not everybody brought a ton of swimsuits like Lindsay did" Chris smirked.

"But we have at least one" Heather said

"And one ain't gonna cut it sweety. Because for the first part of the contest it's not gonna just be about looking good in a swimsuit. It's also about having a swimsuit that looks good. I wanna see you girls give your absolute all in bringing out the best in the tiny pieces of fabric as much as they bring out the best in you."

"By that you mean big chests?" Courtney said annoyed.

"Think what you want girl ahahaha"

"Your not going to give up just because of your old team are you girly?" Anne Maria said to Katie

"Don't whisper on my ear its creepy! I'm not throwing out challenges I'm gonna win this" She said serious but was still rather sad that she had to go against her old team.

"OK Girls choose your bikini or Swimsuit and go change in the changing rooms we prepared for you all and then once your all done I'll explain fully about how this challenge is gonna work. I'm not gonna give you much more of a hint for now, but…..theirs more to looking good, than just looking good." Chris said

Most of the girls rushed the bins like they'd been told it was 90% off and they brought 10% coupons. Grabbing at whatever they 'could' grab with less concern about what they 'were' grabbing. A frenzy of limbs tore into the bin until the only thing left was a misplaced bra that belonged less in a public fashion show, and more a …..'private' one.

"YESH! you girls are animals...I like it! Just go put on whatever you think looks good, then when your done take a number from one to eight, then get into the corrosponding boxes up on stage. Whn eveeryones inside I'll explain what I want to see."

*Confessional on*

"I cant wait try out one of my new suits! so many choices!" Lindsay said

"Well….it's not gonna be the first time I've worn a swimsuit on camera….just never for the express purpose of being leered at." Cody said never getting use to it.

"Now this is gonna be easy! besides being the hottest girl on the island i also have this on the bag" Anne Maria said

"A bunch of crappy and torn swimsuits? Not good. Oh but would you look at that, we seemed to have recently had a budding tailor added to our team." Heather smirked

*Confessional off*


"And that should be the hour right, about...nnnnnoooow."

The clock going off next to him agreed.

"sixty minutes plus four presses of the snooze button." Chef added.

"Nothing wrong with a nap."

"The girls have been in those boxes waiting on pin n' needles for the past twenty minutes."

"Nothing wrong with a little tension." He stood up and cracked his back. Not that he'd ever say he needed to do that. He was only twenty nine and he had been for years. "Now then, the girls ready to come out?"

Chef pointed over to the stage where the camera's were set up. A wide stage covered in flickering red, white, blue and green lights. A freshly painted sign hanging over the arch saying 'Ms Total Drama'.

On the stage connected to a runway stripped in red and white like a barbers pole and surrounded on with side by yet more strobing fairy lights, were eight people sized, identical boxes in a row.

That were shaking.

"McLean! Let us out!"

"I can't breath! Can anyone else breath!?"

"My legs are seriously cramping up!"

"I had to wedge my ass in here and now I think I'm stuck!"

"Can you 'please' just start the freaking contest? Or did you just trick us into really cheap coffins?!"

"Just making sure you were all nice and comfy girls. Now then…." He turned to the camera "Good morning guys and what few girls are watching. Welcome to the first hopefully annual MS. DRAMA. ISLAND! Were were putting these bouncing beauties against each other to see who will be crowned the hottest of the hot!" He spread his arms out wide as the cameras pulled back "Inside each one of these comfortable plywood boxes is a gorgeous contestant ready to show the world why she deserves to be given the crown!" He turned back around. "Girls's when I call your name your door is gonna open. I want you to strut out and show everyone what your made of! Ready?"

The boxes shook alongside the groans and painful threats.

"Great! Now." He looked down at the cards he was holding. Flicking through them a few time. "Mmmmm….oh. Yeah. Her first." He raised the mic back up "Our first beauty is a girl that no one thought she was going to go far but ohohoho we were wrong! and thank god for that she is here the half of a BFF relationship who survived this long...KATIE!" Chris said and after that somehow the Box from Katie opens up and she can finally get out of there. Stepping out and taking a deep breath.

"Freedom!" She said.

The pig tailed teen was wearing a hot pink bikini top with a pair of black and white striped bottoms which is pretty good to her natural brown skin and pink lipstick.

"Next! She is the badass CIT with a PHD in OMG! Who survived and won the swimming challenge across the island with the danger of sharks and is going to stay for more than you all think here we have Courtney"

"Finally! I was starting to get really annoyed" She said

She was wearing a three stripes bikinis in grey color that enveloped her body areas showing of her caramel skin.

"She's the Queen Bee you love to hate. here we have Heather!" Chris said

"Whatever." She said flippantly.

Heather was wearing a deep red swimsuit with the back missing, and a white floral pattern crawling up the right. That specific area was stitched onto the outfit thanks to Katie cannibalising a white outfit that Heather demanded.

"Both her will, her wit and her hair are stronger than steel. Give it up for Anna Maria!" He said

"And don't ever forget it McLean!" She said

Anne Marie Was wearing an Ikebana trikini. It had just so many colors it was like a tropical treat.

"She is the cute girl you thought had no different sides of her but she has shown to be fierce and really hard to crack, with you ZOEY" Chris said

"whoa, you actually said something nice? It's gonna rain nails today."

Zoey was more simple in bikini style but was pretty cute and sexy too as well on her body, she was using a Camo green bikini with a pair of short shorts with all the buttons open revealing the bikini bottoms.

"She's the girl with the BIGGEST BACK...bone on the island and is not afraid to tell people what is on her mind. The strong and beautiful Leshawna" Chris said.

"Now lets see who is really going to dominate this" she said

Leshawna was the more bold one. She was wearing a white swimsuit styled after the 'virgin killer sweater' with the sides missing and the back bare down to the crack of her behind. Everyone was surprised on what she was wearing but they swallow their opinions.

"Dammmmm that is…...really skirting the rating for the time slot! Ahem I mean let's continue. Pfff haha OK give me a minute she...is a cutesy girl who seemed to be the most fragile girl on the island but has show everyone that behind a small stature there is something big wanting to get out. Give it up for Cora" Chris said trying not to laugh as the disguised boy stepped out of the tiny booth

"I hope your not laughing at me 'Dammit! this is not even the most embarrassing thing ever i had in my life...top 2' Cody thought.

he was wearing a pink skirted swimsuit that he had put it on at Lindsay's insistence that she said it would look super cute in it.

"She is the blonde haired girl with the BIGGEST...heart among the others and even though she might look silly and oblivious she is quite the tough cookie give some applause to LINDSAY!" He said

"Oh it's so good to be able to do one of these again" Lindsay said

The girl came out wearing a sea foam green Diamond cutout patterned swimsuit that was pulled tight on her body, looking like it was going to explode of her with one deep breath.

Every single girl had now come out of their boxes and show off their swimsuits or bikinis so that was that now. Cody was looking at Chris the whole time because looking to left or right was a kill shot for his manhood to see all those sexy girls in their most sexy moment.

"Bravo ladies. You've all have show me how unique your choice in cloth is but it's not over yet. Now to end this everyone will have a turn to walk on stage and then do a pose. Whatever pose you want." He said eager to see it.

"Ok this is it girls we have no time to feel embarrassed we came too far for that to be a main problem now" Zoey said.

"Yeah we can do this" Lindsay said.

"They don't stand a chance" Leshawna said.

The first one to go however was Katie from the bad bitches. She walks the best she can to be elegantly on it and when she thought she was about done walking and smiling she took on the pose. (The Bambi.)

'This looks good and simple'

She gets on the floor and then with her knees slightly wider than her shoulders. that highlights her waist-to-thigh ratio, thigh-brow and thighs.

The queen bee is next walking elegantly like this is not her first time and just like Katie she stops at some point and does a pose. Heather makes the (Sugar cookie) pose. She gets her knees on the ground putting one of her arms on her leg and makes a motion with her hair like she is looking away from the camera and smiles as it highlights her figure.

'Bet all those virgins are having boners now watching me'

The time for Anne maria then comes and she decides to be as sexy as possible. She struts down the walkway, hips swinging as wide as she could arc them and causing her breasts to bounce extra hard, she finds a flat surface, she then leans the top half of her body on it taking care to pop her booty a little bit towards the camera in this case all the cameras. she does the move (The Lean) which allows her to show off her side while also not making too much about her butt.

'Nailed it' She thought

The last of the Bad bitches now is the CIT. She is last then thrill to wear something like a bikini and walk around to do a sexy pose for everyone to see but she was competitive so she didn't want to lose. Putting up a fake smile she walks down the walkway, waving towards the camera coyly and giving a totally really genuine for real shy smile.

The CIT then thought of a pose and does it, she stops and Stands at a slight angle, with her front-facing leg propped up a bit so making her ass to be on full display. Then coyly looks over her shoulder like this is so spontaneous. (Look Back At It)

'Take that! Who said I don't know how to be hot!?'

"Looks like they really don't want to lose." Zoey muttered. Looking around to her team mates

Leshawna didn't look worried. She barely looked impressed "Too bad because neither do we" The ebony beauty said being the first from the Cupcakes to go.

She decides to use what she has best. Her ass. Firstly She looks for a place not too close from any girl so she wont lose her balance or someone tries to do that on purpose to her mostly the other team, after ending her walk she then gets on the ground to be low and grounded to have easily more balance but not too low, then she keeps her knees behind her toes to avoid knee injury, she stand with her legs wide apart and then lower to the ground with her feet turned out. She was using the most common pose for Twerking, the (Squat and shake Twerk). Sure there was no need to say that her ass was exposed right? looking back is always a good thing too.

'Call me Nicki Minaj because the ass is here to stay hahaha' She laughs internally.

'Holy shit! They're taking this contest waaay more seriously than I thought they would.' Cody thought drooling.

Zoey looked towards Leshawna as she walked back up. Her new team mate smiled and motioned for the red head to go "Now its time for you to work it hard Zoey" She said to herself. Leshawna nodded

She didn't strut as much as she did march down the runway. The camo of her outfit and the look on her face making her look like she was going to kick some lucky guy's ass. Looking up for her spotlight like the others she decides on a pose. She then gets her knees and bottom on the ground making look that she is sitting with her crotch on the ground while her knees and legs a seen from behind showing her flexibility as she looks from behind at the camera while pressing her hand on her buttcheek. Still looking at the camera with a hard yet alluring intensity

While inside her noggin…..

'Soooo embarassing' She moaned unsexily.

For Lindsay, doing this wasn't even causing the hint of a blush. She moved past everyone else standing by their booths. Walking down the runway with a spring in her step that gave her an extra ounce of bounce. Running her hands up the sides of her neck and into her hair before whipping them to her sides, making her look like she had a golden halo for a second. She spun on her heel, never taking her eyes off the cameras as they zoomed in. A finger on her pouting lips while her other hand slowly slide down to her backside. Gently gripping the pliant flesh underneath as she slowly slide down to her knees. Spreading her legs slightly from her kneeling position just enough to push her butt out and make hr grip her rear more. While pushing her large bosom out even further causing an audible creek, stretching the diamonds that hid/ revealed her bare skin even wider. Never taking her half lidded eyes off the camera, and never taking her finger from her mouth as she gently bit on the nail.

The other girls were stunned at the blondes actions. Before she got up and strutted back to her space. A victorious smirk on her face as she walked by the stunned Bitches.

'Oh yeah Lindsay. You got this. You showed these mean girls what it really means to be hot. You got this'

Her smile turned warm as she passed Katie and her friends….and a slight blush as she saw the same stunned expression on Cora.

Cody fidgeted a little, trying to look more nervous about the walk than trying to fight down an erection 'especially' after Lindsay's turn. sees how his Team is doing their best even though for some it would be really humiliating to do it,but was he really going to stop now after coming so far? No he was not, so now it was time for Cody Anderson to man up and face it...by walking the walk of pageant passing by the other sexy ladies...it was his time...it was so awkward and cringy he felt like his legs were going to give up and he was going to run away...but he dint. Standing there Facing the camera straight-on, then he lift his arms to his face. The pose is all about his waist. The arms being out of the way shows off his waistline. The pose also allows you to push your 'titties' together.

'Ok now this is number one on the list of most embarassing things I've done..please someone knock me out of this' he thought

Chris smiled as a dozen camera lenses whirred in on the girls. Taking in ever inch of what they could see from every angle they could see it from. Cora tried to make herself seem smaller and less noticable, which had the opposite effect she wanted and caused the camera's trying to explore the depths of Lindsay's cleavage to spin around and zoom in on her.

Chris felt his chest swell with pride at the sight. So beautiful. So very , utterly, breath takingly gorgeous.

He turned away from the hand mirror to glance over at the girls briefly. "How are those numbers looking Chef?"

"Bout the same as last week."

"Not good enough Chef." The host scolded while trying to pluck a stray grey hair that must have blown in from somewhere "TV's all about escalation. How are we supposed to succeed if we don't get higher and higher viewership with every episode?"

"It 'has' only just started y'know."

"Less exposition, more exploitation." He pushed himself out of the seat and walked up the stage. Making sure to, as much as it pained him, stay behind the girls to not block the camera's "How do you like that folks? Our eight b-e-a-uti-ful contestants all showing what they got." He scans the group. Then smirks and walks over to the lovely in the pink, holding the mike to her "Cora. How's it going?"

"I..um. Good?"

"I have to say. Your rocking that outfit. Like a beach ballerina."

Cora's blush deepened "T-thank you."

'What the hell even is a beach ballerina?' Leshawna thought.

"But you know what it can be even better? if you guys could resume those poses again please? C'mon chop chop." He clapped his hands.

The girls looked to each other. But did as asked

"Good good. Now keep those poses no matter what. Even if rain or snow comes. A true beauty queen can keep her composure no matter the situation." Chris said with a smirk.

"What do you mean?" Zoey asked.

"Chef! press the button and let the cannons out" Chris said.

The big cook looks at him and with a smile takes a controler with a single red button and then presses it. Outside of the walk of total drama a few cannons the size of Chef arm were coming up from all ways.

"Now...lets see how resistant you all are"

He scanned over all of them. Looking over their confused and frightened expressions at what he was going to do tooooooooo...

"You'll do." She said plainly and fired.

"AAAAIIIIIIIII!"

"And Courtney costs the Bad Bitches after failing to maintain her poise under fire."

"YOU SPRAYED ME WITH ICE WATER YOU RAT BASTARD!"

"Me? Oh goodness no. I'd never do that." He patted the cannon that had fired on her. "That was mountain dew."

"...Mountain Dew?"

"Yup. One of TLDI's handy, dandy new sponsors. We had been thinking about using plain old water. But then we realised that ordinary water wouldn't quench your thirst quite the same as a nice, refreshing ice cold Mountain Dew on a hot day."

"Are you SERIOUSLY shilling right now?!"

"Now ladies I know you all want your dew..."

"He is." Heather answered.

"...But not every payload is going to be a sweet treat." He patted another cannon while another payload was put into the emptied one. "To keep you on your toes. We'll be blasting you with everything from Honey, to milk, to slime, to eggs and even some good old fashioned throwin' tomatoes. And you." He looked over at the girls who still managed to remain frozen in their stances. "Cannot move out of those poses. If you don't wan't to let your teams down. Then stand perfectly still and let me pelt you with who knows what."

"Courtney I'm a gracious host. So we'll forget about my little joke and let you retake your position."

"Gee, thanks."

So now this was it,the host was going to make all he could to make them fall, for a certain amount of time the cannons would spray the cold drink all over the girls bodies from many angles,sometimes three were hitten sometimes it was more or less. Their bodies getting stick and sweet from the beverage.

"Cmon any of you feeling like falling out?" He taunted

Silence was his reply. Music to his ears.

"Now that commitment. Now then I'm gonna be going random style on these babies, and I'm not gonna tell you whats in it and when I'm firing past now. So brace yourself and steel your nerves!...without, y'know, moving. Your final score is dependent on you being willing to suffer for a fat cash prize."

"We've been doing nothing 'but' this whole time."

"Cute. Just for that, I might shoot you first. Now everybody sorta brace yourselves!"

Their was a wave of subtle clenching. Tightening their fingers against whatever they were gripping, tensing of the muscles, Biting their inner cheeks, and in a few chases the pushing further out of their chests as if to say 'bringeth it on'."

Firing the first shot again one of you in five! Four! THREE! TWO!"

They all sexily braced for impact.

"TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!..."

Wait, what?

"...TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO...!"

Oh Mclean you can just go fu...

"ONENOWFIRE!"

Katie shuddered as she was drenched from head to toe with a galleon of maple syrup.

"Only a little shuddering. NicFIRE!"

*SPLAT*

Chef looked at Chris "Why did you hit her in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream?"

"I had to justify to the network why I bought a small catapult on the exspenses."

The pie tin fell from the red heads unmoving face. It was still frozen in a simmering gaze but you could just tell past the cream facial she was not amused.


*confessional on*

Zoey stared flat at the camera. Her hair still full of cream and pie crust.

"I hate coconut."

*confessional off*


Chris looked bored "Took it like a champ huh? That cool I guess. So cool in fact we made sure the next shots loaded up with Habanero sauce."

"Habanaro what!?" Leshawna shrieked before ducking out of the way. Almost diving off stage.

"Ooooohhhh. That's gonna cost your team big." He tutted "And all for a little chunky tomato sauce."

Leshawna glared at him, pushing one of her girls that had slipped out back under cover and lifted herself up outta the sand "You told me it was habenero sauce!"

"And you believed me. Weird." He shrugged "Still its a reality show. Obviously theirs going to be hot sauce at on point or another. It just so happens it's not now."

"I'm sorry, but have you ever gotten hot sauce in your eyes? How bout up your nose or leaking into your ears" She folded her arms "I ain't gonna risk gettin' blinded and deafened with all of this up here red and swollen for weeks at a time just because you can't tell if the psycho host of the show is kidding or not!"

"Could be worst though, he could had try to hit you with something your allergic to 'like pineaple'" Cody said remembering seeing on Leshawna's profile she was allergic to that.

She rolled her eyes and hauled herself back up on stage, but nodded conceding the shorter girls point.

"How dissapointing. Looks like the big girl is just a big mess" Heather laughed

"Dont get distracted you idiot" Anne Maria Told Heather.

Almost right about now The queen bee was shot and covered head to toe with something brown, squidgy and full of nuts.

"AGGGHHH!" Heather screamed.

"Of relax you big baby. I thought everyone dreamed about being covered head to tow in chocolate" Chris said.

"This has to be illegal Courtney grumbles while still in her pose.

"Please. Give me some credit. I care as much as the law and your contracts legally require me to."

Heather didn't here him. She was too busy clawing at the goop covering her face.

"HOT CHOCOLATE! BOILING HOT CHOCOLATE! IT BURNS!"

Chris turns to Chef. "I thought you said it was only just warm enough to melt?."

"Uh huh."

"Then how."

"Ginger/ chilli."

"Ah."

"You did sign off on the good stuff."

"Cheap chocolate sets too quick."

Heather scrambled to wipe the delicious goo off, just as Anna Maria was hit head on bust first with enough honey to feed papa, mama and baby bear for a week.

Unlike her team mate, she remained unmoved. The slowly running acacia running down her slowly while it dripped for herfloral covered breasts

"Whoa. Would you look at that folks. Not even a flinch. With their performance last challenge, it's clear that Anna Maria is in it to win!"


*confessional on*

Anna Maria looks directly into the camera. Still covered in honey. Slowly she draws a finger us, and runs it across the inner slope of her cleavage. She pulls the sticky finger up to her mouth and, without breaking eye contact with the camera, opens her mouth and pushes her honey laden digit in. A light moan of delight pushing out past her finger as she slowly sucks the viscous liquid from her index, before pulling it out with a thin trail of honey still connected to her smiling mouth.

*confessional off*


"What do you think Chef? Should we end this quickly and get to the rest?" Chris asked

"We have a schedule here. So either we fast forward. Or we have to cut out the commercial break." Chef said

"Geez ok whatever. Girls we are gonna have to end our fun now and try to speed things up"

Then With a snap of fingers Chris makes a few guns aim to the Remaining girls and they start going overdrive.

"You like toppings?" Chef said with a smirk before pushing the button.

Ketchup,Mustard and Mayo spat at the girls like a fire hose turned up to full blast.

The two watched fondly as the girls were drenched with more sauce than a Happy Meals side of fries.

"Still seems like kind of a waste y'know. We had so much left in these babies."

"Mm mm. I think I saw one of em get loaded up with sour cream."

"Oh man really? Salsa?"

Chef nodded "And nacho cheese."

"You thinking what I'm thinking?"

"If your thinking about those nacho's I have in the kitchen. Then Hell yeah."

"HEY! where do you all think your going?" Heather said

"We didn't gt blasted like hotdogs from those condiments for nothing" Anne Maria said

"Well if you must know then OK, here is how it goes. The first phase with the bikinis goes to the Bad Bitches as the phase two of poise goes to the cupcakes who has more members up . I mean seriously look at Lindsay she's like a damm statue thats scary" Chris said pointing at Lindsay who even though was covered in a combination of foodstuffs so bizarre not even the most serious foodie would touch it, yet managed to remain totally still.

Almost.


*Confessional on*

"These idiots are useless! i am the only one with a damn spine around here?!" Anne Maria said

"I hope these are good for the skin, but I bet I'm delicious right now…..man I'm hungry." Lindsay groaned while holding her growling stomach.

*Confessional off*


Some flinched, some screwed up their eyes on reflex. But aside from a strict few none of the remainers stayed perfectly still.

"Well that's annoying." Chris grumbled while switching out his good shoes for a pair of galoshes. "Now were gonna have to go all 'by a nose' on what the cameras picked up." He muttered. Pausing when he spotted some of the girls start to wipe off the crud covering them. "Still no moving!"

Everybody groaned while their host finished putting on his rain boots.

"Alright ladies. Lets speed this along. I know your dying to get your rewards slash marshmallows." He walked...behind the girls. Making sure he wasn't blocking the cameras with his good looks. "We have tested your style. We have tested your ability to maintain poise and composure under fire. Now we move onto my favourite segment of any beauty contest. Looking at you inner beauty."

The stage lights went pink.

"Everybody knows that outward hotness is a dime a dozen. But inner hotness sparkles brighter than any diamond." He paused for a moment "So what I'm going to do, is I'm going to ask each of you a a question. One deeply personal question shows the world the real you. Your intellect. Your charisma. Your humour, kindness, integrity and spirit."

He beamed as the cupcakes and the bitches soaked in his words while their skin soaked in artificial colours and flavourings. "If I find your answers don't properly reflect the real you, then I'm afraid we will just have to resume our bombardment on one unlucky member of your team. Not on you, but on one of your team. Thats a major chance to lose poise points, 'and' a major blow to how well you guys get along.

"Now then. Lets start wiiiiiiiiiiithhhhh...Heather."

He held the mike to the girl as she fought against the urge to wipe of the gobs of thick gooey goodness running down her.

"What?" She asked. Trying to wiggle the coco out of her ears.

"New round. Keep calm and answer the questions." He rattled off "Now Heather. How have you been enjoying our little island paradise since you got here?"

"Here? Oh it's been great! I've been having the time of my life!"

Never let it be said that the raven haired beauty couldn't act. Despite being soaked head to toe in enough slowly hardening chocolate to look like a slime monster their was not a trace of sarcasm in her voice.

"Aww that's so sweet of you to say. Now then. Heather. To prove that your worthy of being Ms. TLDI you just have to answer this one. Simple. Question."

"How would you describe…..my eyes?"

"Your eyes? is that part of the challenge?" Heather inquired.

"Yes it is. Now tell me"

"Your eyes are...nnnnice? Like their rally deep, aaand sparkle when you smile soooo they 'always' sparkle?" She tried

"Mmmmmm Meh. I give it a six. looks like something is lost in you...and that is enthusiasm" he said

Moving away from Heather Chris now goes to Katie with a smirk.

"So..ahem new Bitch. Pff sorry I couldn't not resist" Chris said

"Haha...ha" Katie said looking not happy at all.

"Look on the bright side. You made some new friends and got out of that depressing hole you were in. And now you can make even more new friends. Your welcome by the way."

Katie resisted the urge to move for a reason other than because she was sticky and itchy.

"Now onto the real question. Katie, for your teams final score you just have to tell me what is my...favourite food?"

"Mmmmm. Well you really didn't want us to touch that lime. And the fridge was really really full of potted shrimp and thousand island dressing."

"You can't have one without the other."

"So I'm going to say your favourite food is shrimp cocktail?"

"Oh. So sorry, but thats the wrong answer. Shrimp cocktail is actually 'Chef's' favourite food. See?"

Everybody, cameras and all turned to see Chef was now holding a shrimp cocktail. Dipping the pink little fish insects into the sauce and tossing them into his mouth with a satisfied smile.

"Where did he get that?"

"He's the chef. Where else?"

"But he wasn't holding anything like five seconds ago."

"Look I'm not gonna stand here all day and question spontanious shrimp cocktail. We've got a game to rush through. Now you got the question wrong, which hurt my feelings mind you. So I'm gonna move on and let you stew in your shame."

He left the fashionista in training to talk to someone he was sure would spike the ratings. "Lindsay. You looking to make your title as queen of the island official?"

"Hey Cranston!"

"Your the only girl up here with real pagaent experience right? What do you think of your competition?"

"You don't focus on who else is around you. That lets them get into your head. You just need to focus on being the best you can be without worrying that anyone else is doing better than you."

"Suprisingly insightful. Looks like theres more in your head than you let on." He laughed "And if thats the case, then maybe you could tell the folks at home what, if your were to win the show, would you do with the money?"

The blonde answered without skipping a beat "Twenty percent into my savings. Twenty percent into careful investments with the assitence of a proffessional stock broker. twenty percent to a charity of my choice. The rest is spending money."

Chris took a few seconds to remember he was holding a microphone "Wow that...sounded like you've rehearsed that."

Lindsay nodded "Daddy always said to be smart with money, before you can be stupid."

Chris looked a little uncomfortable "Alright. What would you do with the remaining four hundred thousand?"

"Mmmmm oh. I'd take all my new friends and my BFF out and treat them."

For not the first time in the past few minutes Chris paused "You'd spend four hundred thousand dollars on your team mates?"

"And my friends from the mainland to! Show how much they all mean to me! I'd take them all out shopping, and to the spa. And have a big party to celebrate!"

He sucked his lip a little "How...generous of you. Sure you don't want to do something for yourself?"

Lindsay shrugged "What do I need the money for?"

"So many things...*sigh* moving on. Lindsay, your question is...what birthday did I celebrate this past january 12th? And no the answer is not 'January 12th'. How young did I turn on my last birthday?"

"Mmmmmm….f…."

"Wrong! I'm still in my 'T' years thank you very much! Fail Lindsay."

"Hey! How's the girl supposed to now you've been hiding your birthday candles McLean?"

The 'T'ty something rounded on the newest sweet girl.

"Leshawna. Our new extra frosted chocolate cupcake. Thanks for offering to go next."

"Damnit." She said quietly

"Yup. Now before I get serious. Do you have anybody at home you wanna give a shout out to who you wanna see you right now?"

The booty queen smiled "Natch. Hey Leshaniqua! You better not be lettin' Mom and Dad watch this right now! The last thing I want to spend the money on when I get home is paying to get her foot surgically removed from my..."

"NEXT QUESTION!" Chris yelled over the girls friendly threats. "Leshawna. Given your a massive movie buff..."

"I never said that."

"...Which of my many wonderful movies would you say deserved to win an academy award, and would have if the academy wasn't corrupt as heck?

"…...All of them?"

"Ignoring how your answer probably meas you haven't watched 'any' of them 'yet', I find your answer…...acceptable." He muttered then moved on "Kids these days not knowing quality entertainment if it hit them in the face."

He looked between the rest of the girls 'OK do I go from left to right? Or catch a tiger? Or….eh screw it. Lets get Ms CIT outta the way first.'

"Courtney! I have to say, not many girls could pull off the 'excercise top that thinks its a swimsuit' look. But if anyone can make drab and boring look hot, it's you. What do you think caused your teams winning streak to end during the last challenge?

"Many things like lack of a team work" She nagged.

"Well moving on to something much more important,Why am I...your hero?"

The girls barely restrained calm snapped as her head spun around to face him with a whip crack "My hero?! Your not my hero!"

She realised her mistake instantly.

Chris sniffed. His lip trembled and he turned away so nobody could see him cry. Chef hit a button on the sound system and 'The Lonely Man' started playing.

'Seriously?' Cody thought after hearing the music and drama.

"I….see."

"Chris wait I didn't mean it! Don't count this against our team!"

"No. No it's fine. You can't be everyones hero I guess." He hiccuped lightly "I hope I can make it up to you someday Courtney." He wiped his eye "C'mon lets go talk to someone else. Lets meet our next beauty." He said pathetically.

Walking away from the fuming girl in the greyscale suit who was struggling not to facepalm, he turned to the one dressed in what looked like cannibalised Hawaian shirt "Anne Maria. Anna Maria? Whatever. Thats an interesting suit your wearing."

The Jersey queen smiled warmly, like an ice sculture "Thanks. The new girl called it a 'trikini'. Nothing else like it."

"You've been awfully confident recently. Like, more so than usual. Anything you'd like to share with your team on your plan of attack?

Anna Maria rolled her eyes "Oh yeah. Like I'd give that away when everybodies here."

Chris chuckled a little at her nerve. This girl had to have the biggest pair ever if she thought she could speak to him like that. "Alright. I guess we can skip to the meat of things. Anna Maria, to keep your team in the game and the chance to win Ms Total Drama, What would I do to make the world a better place? Not you. Me. Chris McLean?"

"Oh you." She said as sweet as chilli "Giving a girl an easy question. They might start to think I'm your favourite contestant or something for bringing in all the views."

"Yeah. Sure. The question?"

"Well thats easy. You've already made it a better place and made this show. You've giving us all the chance to show the world how amazing we are." She said before turning back to the camera and smoldering at it.

Setting his jaw and folded his arms in disgust "Making a question all about you? Not cool Anne Maria. Not cool.", he took a deep breath, then walked over to a girl who wasn't 90% sass.

Chris tapped his cards against his arm and spoke to the girl in the camo top "I have to say red, you've come a hell of a long way since you first set foot on this island. How exactly do you think you've become a better person because of it?"

Zoey was surprised at being asked a real question, but resisted the urge to gape. Rolling the words around in her head a little, she smiled "I guess because I've been forced to deal with things I never would have before. I wanted on TV for a chance to get myself out there and try new things. Before I went on here I never would have entered a swimsuit contest of all things..."

"And would you do it again back home?"

"Oh heck no." She denied "But aside from the ranch dressing in my ears, it's not as scary as it seems."

Chris grinned at turned back to the camera "You hear that folks. Hundreds of thousands of horny guys are probably staring at her right now and she's not even phased. Is our firey red head brave or what?"

Zoey gulped.

"Now that's out the way. Time for the 'real' question." He turned back to the red haired girl "Zoey. For your teams chance to stay in the game. How, have 'I' helped you become a better person?"

"Uhhhh. Well…I guess if it weren't for you making all of us do all these insane challenges, I wouldn't have been realised how strong I really was?"

"Awww. That gets me right here." He tapped his chest. "Buuut you kind of sound like your copying that other girl, and you sounded uncertain. A real Chris-aniac wouldn't have hesitated, so I give it a six." He shrugged while the girl groaned before whirling around to face the last contestant. Who was trying to look as small as possible while not moving at all.

"Well well well. Look at you all pink and frilly. I have to say your absolutely cute-tastic. Your gonna be 'beating off' guys with a stick when you get back home."

Cody broke out into a cold sweat while Cora's cheeks reddened adorably "I...wouldn't go that far." He said quietly. Only for the host to start tutting.

"Don't be so modest. I know it can be 'very, very hard' when it comes to dating. But I couldn't imagine a girl like you not having anybody your interested in right?

Cora started to turn as pink as his bikini.

Chris watched the blush spread across the poor 'girl' face before breaking out into a laugh "Ha! Knew it. Hear that ladies? Our littlest contestant has a special somebody back home. Or maybe….." He stopped, while wiping away an imaginary tear "Sorry, forgive me for 'wrong plumbing'."

Cora almost jumped out of his skin as the girls confused looks deepened.

Chris coughed and rubbed his leg a little "Frog in my throat there. I meant 'forgive me for prying'. But I'm just a romantic at heart I guess."

The older man smirked "Now then. Last question. What, I ask you for the final time. Is...my best feature?"

Cody gulped. Pausing to think for a second while swallowing what he 'wanted' to say. These questions weren't questions at all. Chris was just using them to bolster his own ego. So the answer was….

Cora smiled at the host "That's a trick question. 'Everything' is your best feature."

Chris' smile split his face "Correctamundo! Finally somebody gives me a right answer!" He gives everyone else a disappointed look.

"And as for the rest of you, your answers ranged from bad to….eehhh acceptable. And since generosity is one of my many virtue's, I'm calling this segment of the challenge a draw." He said

"WHAT!? a tie!?" Heather said

"Are you kidding me? we tried way harder" Courtney said

"This is so your deal Chris,making us do this all focused on you" Anne Maria said

"Just be happy we dint lose" Katie said

"To bad for you all who wanted a win, but now the next will be the challenge that settles this score! So I can be nice this time and let you all take a shower to get clean while Chef and I take prepare ourselves some snackage with these convenient condiment dispensers."

The girls sigh in a mix of feelings, one that they now can move and clean themselves,but on the other hand they were hoping the next challenge was easier...which was unlikely.


*Confessional on*

"He's giving us time to get ready…..thats not as good as it sounds." Zoey said grimly

"I dont really feel anything bad anymore after all we've done...but in anycase please cant we just have something different?" Katie said

"They will see how much I can bump their chances of winning away" Leshawna said

"Ugh...can't we just go back to doing one challenge instead of lots of little challenges?" Heather said

"I don't really think my team has what it takes to win, but I have to grin and bare it if I want that four million after I find the mole. Gah! I'm sick of carrying all this useless dead weight on my shoulders." Anne maria said.

*Confessional off*


Thirty minutes later the girls were on the beach,their feet touching the sand close to were they had made their walks, looking on the ocean there was something on the water.

"Is that some sort of floating circle?" Lindsay asks

Then Chris arrives on the beach with Chef who each one was driving a quadcycle.

"Dont you get tired of showing off?" Cora asked

"Nope! not a single bit, now you all gotta be asking, why is there a huge red circle floating in the ocean next to the beach? Well I was watching one of those things what is the name again?" He said rubbing his chin

"Anime" Chef said

"Yes! anime and this certain one I was watchin had an interesting premise for a challenge. A sports anime."

"Oh a sport? cool that sounds nice and normal. What is it?" Katie said.

Chris smirked for a moment and with a laugh he started saying.

"I want to see your same enthusiasm when Chef is done explaining the rules" He said pointing at Chef who gets a piece of paper and starts reading

"The two teams will participate on a sport named as Keijo! Your objective will be to knock the enemy from the platform into the water."

"That seems easy enough." Lindsay mused. The others nodded

Heather huffed "Wait for it."

"HOWEVER! You are forbidden from using any part of your body that is not your backsides. Chests, or hips!"

"And there it is."

Chef continued "Falling from the circle into the water will mean your out! Falling to the floats surface will mean your ou! The only part of you that is allowed to touch the surface of the float are the soles of your feet, the palm of 'one' hand at a time, or a 'single' elbow or knee! I wont say that again! fall into water? you lose! fall on the floor or touch it with both hands? YOU LOSE! using anything besides your hips and chest to touch the enemy ? YOU FUCKING LOSE!" He said finishing.

"Thank you Chef that was a really beautiful way of explaining the rules" Chris said

"Wait..." Cody started before he even realised what he was saying "...You not seriously gonna make us play Keijo?"

The girls turned to Cora with confused looks "You know about this...sport?"

Cora blushed and coughed "It's kind of a pool game they have in Japan. It's all about balance. It was a fun show but….it was meant to be a spoof of serious sports and action shows. It wasn't meant to be aken seriously."

"'I' decide what I'll take seriously thank you. And it was indeed fun, which is why I'm making you all do it. For my amusement." Chris explained.

"Of course they would want something like this" Leshawna said

"Cant get a break." Heather said

"So what if they want more fan service? the victory awaits us" Anne Maria said

"C'mon now dont be shy,do i really need to give a reward for you girls to actually try? sure you don't want someone eliminated from your team from lack of trying" He said

The girls all looked between each other, but none of them backed off.

"None a quitter among you. You've come so far since your first day here. It almost makes me proud" He wiped another non existent tear away "So without further ado. Lets get to the heats. We've got a campfire to get to and rewards to hand out. So get your butts on the boueys and get to booty battling."

"OK. What the hell is with you today? You've been cutting all these challenge short all day!" Courtney asked.

"If you are so annoyed for the lack of time between you all and me Courtney i can make a hardcore challenge with a timing of twenty four hours a day" He said looking at her with a sadistic grin like he was daring her to question him again.

Courtney's mouth snapped shut.

"Good. Now that everyone is on the same page, get on the floaties and start trying to push each other into the water with your assets."

"Shouldn't we...I don't know. Draw names out of a hat or something?"

"You would...if we weren't doing it free for all style and putting you all on the field at the same time."

Zoey couldn't help but belch out shock "On that one little floating platform?"

They were really getting dick of that smile "Nope." He snapped his fingers.

*FWOOSH*

Seven other platforms shot up from underwater. Sending water everywhere and part drenching everyone in front of the host. The platforms tried to drift away from each other, only to be held in place by a series of interconnected floaty bridges as wide as planks of wood, just wide enough for one person to walk down at a time.

"I got this idea from episode 1. An all out free for all. The whole team against the whole team. With points going to who goes into the drink when, how they go in. And how they push their opponents in."

With one last groan of annoyance the girls get inside the boat that chef is driving to get them to the platforms for their fight.

"Have a safe bump" Chef said laughing once he drives away letting the girls on their spot for the fight.

Cora hopped over from the boat as Chef delivered each of them to their starting position.

He hops in place a little. Shiftng his weight from side to side to check the balance.

'Solid. Basically no risk of falling off by accident from these things are tilting' He thought 'Surface isn't as slippery as it looks either. I'm not gonna trip over my own feet unless I try to' He looks up the orange bridges 'Those look let sturdy. But you could easily fall off if your not watching where your going.'

Not good. The entire contest involved using assets he didn't have. Not really. He didn't have a pair of bazooka's like Lindsay. Or a wrecking ball for a backside like Leshawna. He was skin and bone, and if these girls went chest to chest or hip to hip with him, they'll probably be able to tell that what they are pushing against isn't a real pair of breasts and that his hips don't feel like a girls. How strong the platforms were meant it would be a lot harder to trick the girls into tipping over, and he didn't like his chances if they caught him on the bridges.

He spotted Anna Maria looking over at him from the other side of the floating arena. Glancing at him then back at his team mates. He knew what she was implying. Though for the life of him how to do it was lost on him right now.

"So..how are we gonna know its time to act or not now?" Lindsay asked

"Maybe some sort odd whistle blow?" Katie said

"A fight between assets huh? this is all so…..exactly the kind of contest a man would set up" Courtney said while pinching the bridge of her nose.

"If you don't like it, you should have read the disclosure!" The host called with a megaphone from the safety of his boat. "Now ladies once again I have to remind you of the rules. The object of the game is to knock your opponent into the water. You cannot come into contact with them with anything other than your chest, hips or backside. If you do use any other body part you will be disqualified, and anyone you knocked into the water illegally will be allowed to climb back up and act like they weren't bounced off. Ready?"

Heather cracked her knuckles.

Zoey popped her neck.

Anna Maria narrowed her eyes.

Cora gulped.

"Ready! Set! Get your guns ready and your booty braced because it's time for KEEEEIIIIJOOOOO!"

"..."

Chris sighed and spoke into the microphone "That means go."


A\N: This is the biggest chapter with the most big amount of fan service i ever got to write with my Co writer Wolvenstron (amazing guy) AND I am proud of it,hope you guys enjoy this as much as we do and dont feel shame or fear in telling us about ideas.