Hey guys! Jrramya here. How are you readers? Are you still enjoying my fanfic?

Just wanna to let you guys know I'm taking a small break for two weeks. Why? EXAMS.

My exams are literally next week, and I can't put off studying for much longer.

But hey, I see some of you guys have been saying the chapters have been quite short.

So I made this one longer! Enjoy!

Chapter 5

"Japanese guy! Wake up!"

I opened my eyes.

...Aqua shook me awake.

What the hell? Where was I?

Was I not just in my room?

I sit up and look around.

I was in a pure white room, and Aqua was sitting beside me.

"Where are we, Aqua?"

" In the heaven room. When you die, you come here."

"What?! We are dead?!"

I still haven't lived my life fully! I never got a girlfriend! My anime list still isn't finished! My figurine collection just reached fifty! There was still so much for me to do!

"No, I think this is a special case. We were summoned here."

Phew.

I stand up and stretch my arms out. I must have been out for a long time.

"So, why were we summoned here?"

Almost like a cue, a bright light filled the room. I had to cover my eyes.

When it finally subdued, a person was there. More specifically, a woman with wings.

An angel?

She had long flowing silver hair, so long it reached down to her ankles.

Her purple eyes matched with the white and purple one-piece hagoromo dress that she was wearing.

She was extremely beautiful, with a chest size to match.

Christ. Was everyone from heaven this pretty?

Her smile was very pure and happy, and she emitted this aura of holiness.

"EEERRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS YOU TRAITOR!"

And then it was all shattered.

Aqua had jumped at the Angel and started attacking her. She pulled her hair and slapped her breasts, which weirdly, didn't obey boob physics.

"Aqua-sama! What are you doing-"

"Shut up! You deserve this!"

Should I intervene?

I probably should, as the Angel had started to cry.

"Aqua, what you doing-"

"You stay out of this! This little rat sold me out and took my job! She is the reason I'm in this situation!"

Aqua then turned back to the Angel.

"Get on your knees and apologise to me!"

"Aqua-sama, there was nothing I could do-"

"Apologise, or I will tell everyone your secrets!"

At this, the Angel turned slightly red, but still stood her ground.

"Aqua-sama, I've done nothing wrong, it was your own fault-"

"Hey, Japanese boy! Did you know Eris pats her chest?"

For real? That chest of her's is padded?

The angel had turned crimson red.

"That's preposterous! My chest is fully natural-"

"And one time, Japanese boy, she got drunk and-"

"I'm sorry Aqua-sama, please forgive me!"

Instantly the Angel burst into tears, fell onto her knees and begged for forgiveness.

Poor girl.

Aqua looked very smug at the sight of the Angel crying..

"Finally, justice is being served!"

However, to me, this just looked like bullying.

Aqua went over to the angel and started petting her head.

"There, there, Eris, no need to cry. As long you give me back my job and return everything to normal, I will forgive you. Am I not so kind?"

"I-I-I can't, Aqua-sama. The other Goddesses will never agree-"

"Tch. As expected."

Aqua collapsed on the floor and sighed.

"You can stand up now, Eris. Let's just get this done as quickly as possible."

"Al-alright, Aqua-sama."

Aqua summoned a chair and collapsed onto it.

The Angel stood up, and after wiping her tears and calming down, turned to me.

"My name is Eris, Goddess of Luck and Fortune. What is your name?"

"Satou Kazuma."

You have been chosen by Aqua-sama to accompany her in her quest to eliminate all monsters in Tokyo. I suppose Aqua-sama has explained everything to you?"

I nod.

She clapped her hands.

"Perfect! Let's get straight to it! Before you choose your abilities, do you have any questions?"

I had one.

"Are your chests really padded?"

Bright red again. I kinda felt bad. Just a little.

"O-o-o-of course not. These are natural-"

"Let him feel them then."

Great suggestion, Aqua! My opinion of you is already improving!

"What?! No! Aqua-sama, how could you say that!"

Damn. No breast feeling for me then.

Eriscleared her throat.

"Any other questions?"

"How do I choose my abilities?"

Suddenly, a catalogue appeared in front of me.

"Pick two things that you wish to gain as an ability. Additionally you can choose a tool or weapon in place of ability."

I start browsing the catalogue.

Super Strength - Physical strength x 10

Nope. Don't wanna be a muscle brain.

Lightning speed - Speed and stamina x 10

I briefly imagine myself as Sonic the Hedgehog. No thanks.

Ultimate magic - All magic is unlocked

Yes! I want this! Monster elimination would be a piece of cake with this! And this will fulfill my childhood dream of being a magician!

Unfortunately, Eris must have seen my excitement.

"Apologies, but you will not be able to use it, as ultimate magic requires mana, and humans don't have mana on earth.

What a terrible rule.

Monsterification - Can take a shape of a monster of choice

Changing myself to a monster?! Hell no! No matter what others say, I love my body!

Slime - Gain slime like properties when activated

Who the hell would want to become a slime, the weakest of mobs in games?

Tentacles - Arms and legs can become tentacles

What is this, a hentai?!

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Gosh, why are there so many terrible abilities? Sure, some may seem cool at first, but when you think of trying to live in everyday life with these abilities without standing out, it would be impossible!

Power of Creation - Using the borrowed power of a God.

Oh? This seems interesting.

"Hey, Eris, what is this ability?"

"Oh! The Power of Creation. By imagining an object, you can create it."

Wow. Ain't that overpowered?

"However, the more complicated and bigger the object is, the harder it is to create, as you'll also need to imagine the inside too."

So basically, as long as I get blueprints of the object I will be able to create it.

I can use this to make money!

I could already imagine myself creating expensive computer parts and selling them online.

In fact, I could now create every anime figurine I would want! Even the limited or rare ones!

"I'll take this ability, then."

"Perfect!"

Eris handed me a little card, the size of a driver's licence.

"Please touch this card. This will display your abilities, level, and stats."

Huh. So a stat card!

I touch the card. Instantly, words and numbers appear. Eris then reads out the card.

"Lets see… average mobility, average vitality, average agility and speed, no magic but that is to be expected, lower than average strength, above average intelligence and wisdom, and… wow! Really high luck! Looks like you've got my blessing!"

She then handed me back the card. The top half had disappeared however.

"You only need to see your abilities. Since you cannot level up on earth, your stats will stay the same."

What a shame.

I look at the remaining half, which were my abilities.

Abilities

Power of Imagination

Blessing of the Goddess of Luck and Fortune

Luck Overdrive

Luck Overdrive? What is that?

"Hey, Eris, what is Luck Overdrive?"

"It is an ability that comes with your super high luck. You push your luck to the maximum, meaning once you activate it, you will be the luckiest man in the world for the next five minutes."

Brillant! Time to hit the casino!

"However, once used, your luck goes all the way to zero, and you will have to let it recover before you can use it again. It usually takes a few days."

...Nevermind. Let's never use it.

Eris called Aqua over.

"Now, it's Aqua's turn to give you an ability or a tool. I'll recommend you take a weapon, as your chosen ability is quite passive."

Aqua sighed (How many times has she sighed today?) and another catalogue came up.

I decided to take Eris's advice, and looked at the weapons and tools.

Excalibur

Casted from hallowed bars in an adamantium furnace, this sword has led many great victories against evil. Its holy aura prevents anyone tainted from wielding it, and is said to be unbreakable.

Nope. Too cliche. Plus, it looked very heavy.

Mjolnir

The hammer of the Gods, it was forged a millennia ago using "uru metal" in the heart of a dying star. It can control the weather and cast thunderbolts at will.

Can Marvel sue me for using Thor's hammer?

Gada

Made from the toughest steel, this mace can shatter mountains and cause earthquakes at its full potential.

A super mace. No thanks, I would look like an idiot wielding that.

Muramasa

Not much is known about this legendary blade. Made for the sole purpose of slaying, this katana was found in the corpse of a god.

Oh? This seemed good. Quite long yet easy to carry.

"I wouldn't want that one if I were you."

I turned to Aqua, who appeared beside me.

"Why?"

"Well, it's a demonic sword that curses the user to go crazy and murder people."

Then why would you have this in your catalogue?!

Aqua pointed to another similar looking sword in the catalogue.

"If you want a katana, I would go with this one."

Murasame

It's blade carries a deadly curse. Once the sword pierces the skin, the curse will spread throughout the body, killing them once the curse reaches its heart. Nothing is safe from it.

Wow. A one-shot weapon. An overpowered weapon indeed. With this weapon, exterminating monsters will be a peace of cake!

"I'll take it!"

Instantly, a red sheath with Murasame appeared in front of me, floating in mid air. I grasp it, and unsheathe the blade.

It didn't look much different than the katana I had hanging above my door.

But I... we could all feel… something.

I sheath the blade again.

Eris handed to Aqua what looks like a booklet.

"Aqua-sama, here are all the known monsters and demons in the area you are currently residing in."

So Japan.

"Of course, there are definitely ones we have not discovered yet. Exterminate all monsters and demons, and if no more monsters and demons are discovered, you will be able to return back to heaven."

Aqua moaned at how long the booklet was.

"Why are there so many monsters and demons?! This will take ages!"

I took a quick look at the first page of the booklet.

Fox demon

Escaped General of the demons army

Onis

Blood-sucking melon

Gashadokuro

Kamaitachi

Giant Frogs

Undead Summoner

Immortal devil

Goblins

Kappa

Lucifer, the Fallen Angel

Kuchisake-Onna ("The Slit-Mouthed Woman")

That was the first page?! There looked to be almost forty pages!

The monsters and demons from folktales and myths were here, along with some names I didn't recognize.

Maybe this won't be as easy as I thought…

Some of those monsters were huge and dangerous.

Could I still back out?

A bright light suddenly surrounded me and Aqua.

"I wish for your success, Aqua-sama and Kazuma-san! Please do your best!"

I suppose not.

Chapter 5 end.