Co Writed by Wolvenstrom.


An amazing turn of events gave the girls the chance to see who was the hottest, smartest and all around 'best girl'. After a grueling couple of rounds testing their look, knowledge and ability to withstand high velocity condiments, the winner of the crown will be decided when we pit booties to boobies by playing a life or leave match of Keijo!

"So, how many stacks a letters from angry feminists are we gettin't for this stunt?" Chef asked Chris.

"Dunno." The host shrugged "I just burn 'em"

Every girl on their teams kept looking at each other, frozen like statues as they waited for their opponent to make the first move.

'This wont end well' Cody thought looking forward.

"What seems to be the matter? You all scared already?" Anne Maria taunted.

"In your dreams." Zoey shot back.

The arena was deathly quiet. Save for the breeze. The gentle wasves against the floats. The seagulls circling overhead like buzzards.

Lindsay and Anna Maria charged at each other like wild animals. Sprinting full pelt at each other until.

"AAAAAGGGHHH!"

"EEEEEEYYAAHH!"

The tits smash against each other full force.

*METEOR MELONS*

They pull back, giving each other just each space to breath, before bashing up against each other repeatedly. The duel running back and forth between them with so many feints and blocks and parrys using only their breasts one would think it were a clashing of two samurai masters as they fought with such intencity for minutes

...only to break apart gripping their chests. Sucking their lips and trying to hold in whimpers of pain.

"Fuck, this hurts!" Anne Maria said.

"This is really dumb." Agreed her opponent.

While their team members were cradling themselves, Leshawna was running down Heather like a guided missle. The other girl barely had time to brace herself before the booty queen was on her.

"Your mine!"

Leshawna swung her hips to the left, then as quick as lightning swung it back and struck Heather in the stomach.

There was a sound like the crack of a whip.

"GUH!" Heather doubled over, almost collapsing to his knees. She felt the wind knocked out of her. She grabbed her mouth as she felt her stomach contents fighting to relocate to the floor in front of her.

'The Hell was that!? It was like getting gut punched by a fist the size of a ham!'

"Stand back up." Leshawna towered over the girl "I'm not done."

Courtney and Zoey were then next ones to fight their own Battle and the CIT decides to play mind games.

"You think your tough just because your still here? Only the ones who do whatever it takes to win will remain, and playing pretend with your 'friends' will end in the minute you get booted off and whatever spine you think you had will crumble"

"Ugh...are you serious?" Zoey glares at her.

"Courtney closes her eyes for a few seconds "You have to do more than just glare at me if you want to w-HMP!"

Then right about now Courtney world became nothing but camo covered fun bags as Zoey has taken a literal flying leap at her and 'boob butted' her in the face.

*DOUBLE DOUBLE D DOPE SLAP*


*Confessional on*

"I know. Sneaky wasn't it?, I had to do it, it was 'so' cliché it was embarressing." Zoey said

*Confessional off*


Katie and Cora are circle each other awkwardly. Neither of them wanting to hit the other. Katie because it was her friend, and Cora…..well, also friendship, but also the obvious.

"You ever thought we would get in this situation from day one?" Cora asked

"No. But then I never expected to be The Most Dangerous Game, or bump of a couple hundred foot cliff."

Heather was running. Running as fast as she safely could from the girl who'd almost destroyed her in one hit.

She knew she couldn't win if she tried going cheek to cheek against her. She needed space to think up a…..

"Come back here you coward!" Leshawna said

"No way in hell, your gonna kill me with that garbage compactor" Heather said

"Garbage?! That's it! Girl I've had it with all those damn…Gah, just get lost!" In a moment of Anger Leshawna dashes with all she can and lunges at Heather with her ass again.

However, for all that Leshawna was a tank right now, Heather is faster and quicker to react. She managed to 'almost' totally dodged it…..however in her attempts to get away she'd ran to where Courtney had been picking herself back up. Neither quite noticing the situation until it was too late.

"I am going to beat you t-wait why do i feel like something bad is gonna h-"

The biggest ass on the island hits Courtney right in the stomach. Being totally blindsided she is unprepared as the air is expelled from her lungs, before she is sent flying across the water.

*Blip* *Blip* *Blip* *Bloosh*

Leshawna managed to get three skips before Courtney sank into the water.

Zoey, who was standing not more than a few inches away from the empty courtney shaped space backed up in shock.

"Leshawna! Could you please be careful? You almost took me out with her. " Zoey said and thought.

Leshawna winced.

"Sorry. I got distracted there a moment" Leshawna said before turning to see Heather waving at her from the other end of the arena.

"Holy shit! Did you see those moves Chef?" Chris asked

"I seen cannon balls who were more gentle that What i just saw hitting her stomach" Chef said smirking.

"I'm not seeing any name attached to it." Chris frowned while looking at a small moniter on the boat. "I distinctly asked for a name to flash up every time they made a move, just like in the show! What am I paying those guys for?"

"Everyone but you and me's an intern. You ain't paying them."

"What am I not paying them for then?" He foled his arms and huffed "Tell them every single time flesh meets flesh has to be punctuated with a suitably sexy name on screen, or they can get their work experience somwhere else."

Meanwhile...Katie had Built up her courage and tried to knock Cora off, but Cora keeps dodging all of her attacks and refuses to attack.

"Grrr, why aren't you attacking me? C'mon I can take it" Katie said starting to feel a little annoyed Feeling Cora is not giving her all

'Oh C'mon, I don't want to risk you realising my breasts are fake and my hips and butt too narrow to be a girl' "Sorry I'm trying."

He really was. Trying to get her to mess up and fall off on her own, but since Chris made sure the material the floats are covered in have excellent grip he was 'trying' very hard.

'What that guy will or won't spend money on is really lopsided.' Cody groaned while ducking out of the way of another hip thrust by an increasingly annoyed friend. 'If my team wins, Anna Maria outs me. If we end up losing because I refused to actually touch anyone, then the next one off the island is me. And that stupid contract didn't say if he'd show everyone I'm actually a guy if I lose! This is literally the worst challenge I could be in!'

"Agh!"

"Dammit!"

"Huh?" He looked to his right. Across the arena Lindsay and Anna Maria were mass...aging...their...

"GOT YOU!"

*KCAMS SSA* (The ass smacks you)

Cora was jolted back into the real world as a plush rear came in contact with the side of his face. Sending her hurtling towards the ground.

The two busty girls glared at each other...while cradling their poor abused busts. Panting heavily.

"Y'know. I'm surprised." Anna Maria smiled coldly "I was for sure if I hit 'em hard enough those cheap saline tits a yours would a burst."

Lindsay paused for a second. Whether from the sheer gall of the statement or because she had to remember what saline was, but when she started again her glare sharpened even more "I do not have cheap implants." Her voice didn't raise any higher, but the edge could slice through bone.

"Alright then fair enough. Daddy paid for a good pair then."

The edge ground down and turned cracked and rusty. She lips pulled back to bare her teeth like a dog "I do not have breast implants at all you, you witch!"

"Ohhh. Busting out the PG insults. You must be MAD!" She whipped around and thrust her hips in the blondes direction. Rather than jumping back Lindsay pushed forward. Slamming her bust once again into the other girl. Their was a struggle as they both tried to push the other into the drink, before she smirked and jumped back.

"Whoahwhoahwhoahwhoah!" Anna Maria panicked at the sudden loss of support and momentum pushed her forward. "NonononononononoNO!"

She slammed the back of her feet down on the floating bridge. It rocked very slightly but remained exactly where it was while she righted herself. She turned to glare at Lindsay.

"What do you know. I guess all that smashing into each other must have forced some of the brains they stuffed your tits with back up into your head."

"I...do...not...have...IMPLANTS!"

"Yeah, right. And your grades have nothing to do with what you wear to class.."

"Aargh!"

Meanwhile Heather...is really good at putting distance between herself and Leshawna. Likely counting on the larger girl tiring herself out.

"Stop following me Damn it!" She said.

"Ha! You wish" Leshawna panted.

Heather's plan 'was' working. However their was a snag in the form of the 'other' Cupcake that got freed up thanks to her saving her own skin.

Following behind Leshawna didn't seem like the best tactic, since the bridge was too narrow to try and pass by. However it paid off once they reached a float. Using the same speed that won them Halloween Zoey darted out behind Leshawna and cut Heather off just as she was about to duck down another brisge

"Going somewhere!" Zoey said.

Heather weighed her options. She could probably take Zoey, but could she do it before big bass aackwards knocked her into next week? Mmmmm….

"I'd say I wasn't gonna enjoy this..*Snort* but who am I kiddin'?" Leshawna's lips pulled apart into a toothy grin

"You think it's gonna be that easy? Alright then, bring it." Heather said.

The two girls then try to get the queen bee but then something amazing happens. Heather crouched low, then with a move straight out of a kung-fu movie, leaps backwards, over Leshawna's head and back onto the bridge she just came down, with her hands out to her sides in a T-position.

"What the hell?" Leshawna said.

"Lemme guess. Captain of the cheer squad" Zoey asked

"What? You think every popular girl in high school is 'required' to be a cheerleader?"

"Are you?" Leshawna asked

"Well duh"

The queen darts back down the bridge, then heads down another while the two were still processing what they'd been. This one in particular being where Lindsay and Anne Maria are.

"Oh man looks like both Bad Bitches will be double teaming our blonde beauty." Chris said.

"You think the networks gonna let you say that?" Chef said

"What? All I said was that two girls on the same team are gonna gang up on the big b...yeaaaahh...we should probably cut that part out"

Anna Maria glared directly at her opponent as the girl thrust, swayed, and wiggled a her as angrily as threateningly as anybody can actually doing any of those things. Matching the girl blow for blow. Booty for booty. Never letting her see her breathing grow harder as she tried to defend herself from the blonde whirlwind who moved with the grace of a gymnast or a ballerina or a pole dancer or something. Or maybe aa cheerleader. Yeah that makes sense. This ditz was totally probably a cheerleader. I mean C'mon. Blonde, blue eyes, brain dead and big tits. Need she go on? If Lindsay weren't a cheerleader then she'd shave herself bald.

She also kept her glare fixed so the girl wouldn't notice Heather coming up behind her. Anna Maria's painted on smirk sending Lindsay into a focused rage.

Cora was sweating, and not just because she was a hairs breadth from taking gym as a remedial class. She had find a way to get away from Katie when she god distracted seeing that her bikini was falling off a little which it was a golden chance to get some distance.

'Great this will make her b-wait, is that Heather? oh no! she is going to take Lindsay out'

He could not let them take Lindsay out right now, she had the strongest bo-ahem was the biggest asset to the team besides Leshawna. Taking in all the air on his lungs as possible the boy screams.

''LINDSAY! QUEEN BEE ON YOUR TAIL!" He said to the winds.

Everyone looked confused at Cora for that moment turning their heads around and thinking...WTF? but when everyone did that even for a slight second Lindsay then sees Heather coming for her.

"Oh no." She whips back around to see Anna Maria smirking at her.

"Going somewhere?"

"Lindsay! Hang on girl, I'm coming!" Leshawna yelled out.

'She's not gonna make it in time!' Cody was closer. He could just.

"And where do 'you' think your going?" Growled an irate Katie. Twirling on the spot and smacking the other girl with her hips again.

"Yipe!" Cody pushed himself out of the way just in time to avoid taking the full hit, but she managed to clip him in the leg.

"Take me seriously darn it!" She jolted forward and slammed into Cora's side with her C-cups. Pushing her friend closer to the edge.

Cora caught herself on the edge. In front of her Katie looked ready to clock him in the face. His eyes locked onto hers, only for her vision to veer off to the right to see Lindsay trying to push Anna Maria back with her dance/ battle routine as Heather closed the gap behind her.

"Cora!"

His eyes snapped back onto Katie. Half looking like she wanted to tear her apart, while also like she wanted to cry.

"I get your worried about Lindsay. But I'm not letting you pass me just because were friends. Were enemies right now. If I don't give everything I have to win, then I'm basically cheating to let your guys win. I can't go home like that! And neither can you." She took a deep breath, her breasts pushing against her top with an audible strain of material, her leg stretching out behind her like she was about to sprint "If were still friends, you'll try and actually try and beat me!"

She lunged. Her breasts aimed square at Cora's as she blurred like a...

*BOOB SEEKING MISSILE*

The distance between them was covered in three second.

Cora took one second to realise what was happening.

One second to look over to her team mates. To see the smirk on Anna Maria's face.

He hated that smirk.

It only took him half a second to react.

He ducked.

Katie's attack was fierce. No doubt if it hit she'd have knocked him into the water even if she didn't have to same force that made Courtney skip across the water like with Leshawna. However it was powered by anger at her friend and desperation to prove herself. In other words, it was reckless.

When Cora ducked down and out of the way, Katie suddenly found herself with an unobstructed view of the sea in front of her, and a hell of a lot of momentum behind her.

She panicked. Stomping one foot down, her arms pedalled back as she lurched just over the edge.

"Sorry Katie." A voice behind her spoke, before something lightly bumped against her backside.

*BOOTY BUMP*

It was hardly a bump. It was about as noticeable as somebody brushing up against you by accident. It was however Just enough for her to lose the fight with gravity and send her into the water.

"Ohhhh. Well she can't say she didn't get what she asked for, can we folks?" Chris said.

Back on the arena, Leshawna cleaned her ears out cause clearly they were full of salt water and crazy.

"Girl, are you for real?" She asked her team mate

''Leshawna I won't be able to get there fast enough. So we have to." Zoey said.

"I know just the thing but your sure you can take it?" Leshawna said

"It wont matter if we lose" Zoey said

Leshawna weighed her options, then sighed "Alright. I warned you."

Taking in some air and preparing herself for it, Leshawna winds back and Booty Bumps Zoey with almost the same kind of force that sent Courtney flying force which propels her to go further and faster when she was running.

That made the distance between the them to decrease drastically.

"Aaaannneeee Maaariaaaa" Zoey screamed as best she could as her cheeks were pulled back by the force of the wind.

"What!?"

In that moment like an anime scene Zoey makes a dynamic entry sliding her way up to Anne Maria. Stopping her fight with Lindsay.

"That was...close" She said, peering at her little toejust dangling over the edge.

"Zoey?" Lindsay asked

"We'll talk later Lindsay. Just keep an eye on Heather. Anna Maria is mine, and we have Leshawna bringing up her rear….uh, can't believe I actually said that."

Heather's eyes widened. She looked over to the other side of the floating arena to see Leshawna smirking at her. Her backside still pushed out to the side from launching her team mate before straightening herself back up and stalking around the bridge towards her.

Shit! This wasn't good. It was suddenly two on four and not in their favour. Cora and Leshawna were behind her and they'd lost their chance to gang up on the blonde bimbo.

Cora wasn't much of a threat here. She was clearly uncomfortable fighting like this, but one hit from Leshawna's rear and she'd be finished.

She sighed. Nothing for it. They needed to end this 'now'.

"Alosersayswhat?"

Lindsay blinked.

"What?"

Heather's answer was was to flip forward and smash her backside into the blonde's empty skull.

*Somer-Assault*

"Lindsay!" Zoey yelled in alarm

"Eyes on me red" Anne Maria said almost hitting Zoey with a hip thrust.

"Seriusly. Can I get Courtney back? She was way less of a pain in the ass." Said Zoey

"Thats why she's in the water and I'm still HERE!" She puntuated the last word with another thrust.

Lindsay just barely managed to stop herself from falling to her knees. She was really hitting a boiling point in anger right now, a point she'd only felt when her dad had told her they had to discontinue her favourite soda.

"Oh now your gonna get it Skinny b-" Leshawna was interrupted.

"No!" Lindsay said getting on position looking at Heather "She. is. mine!"

Heather's eyes widened in surprise, before she smirked.

"Really? Well better you than that fat bitch. Oh sorry. That fat 'former' bitch."

"You SON OF A-"

With Nimble and quick movements Lindsay was suddenly in front of Heather in between blinks. Leshawna's jaw opened and her shoulder fell forward as the over friendly blonde seemed to loom over Heather. Which was impressive since looming was supposed to be Heather's thing

"Go away" Lindsay said plainly.

Lindsay starts to move really fast from left to right her breasts shaking wildly from the sides in some weird movement

"What the hell is she doi-" Heather was interrupted.

"That."

Lindsay final word then activated her final move, getting next to Heather belly after ducking she then gets up swinging her tits to the right hitting Heather right cheek making her gasp in surprise and pain. Her hand flew up to her face in shock, but that was not the end as then The blonde tits swing back with even greater force!

The big booty beauty is perplexed at what Lindsay is doing, swinging her chest left and right on Heather face in a manlike in a combo it was...

*DEMPSEY TIDDY*

The Queen Bee has no way to dodge or defend herself against such move as she is Breast smashed to the ground with a last swing.

'HOLY SHIT!' Was what most people who saw that thought.

Heather slammed down onto the narrow bridge so hard it actually shook. Like she'd taken a sledgehammer to the face.

"You still think their fake?" Lindsay one linered.


*Confessional on*

Heather had an ice pack on her head.

"I once saw a woman crush a six pack with her breasts on TV once. It was three in the morning and it was cable, so I obviously thought it was all fake. But now? I guess big breasts aren't as useless as I thought…..almost." Heather said

"Fine they're not fake. So what?" Anne Maria said rolling her eyes.

*Confessional off*


"And with that full body touchdown on the arena, Heather is out! Now if you could just slid into the water and let the puni puni pummelling continue."

"..."

"Anytime now Heather."

The girl remained where she was. The two men looked at each other then drifted their boat over to the downed girl. "Heather."

Chef leaned over and lifted her arm. It dropped like a stone.

"She's out cold."

Everyone who was concious's eyes widened before turning to an equally stunned Lindsay.


*Confessional On*

Chris ran a hand through his hair. Huffing out a short laugh " A knockout using her knockers to knock a knockout out? Eat it Survivor!"

*Confessional Off*


"That was a brutal blondie. And here I thought the only danger our girls represented was suffocating. Haha" Leshawna said

"Yeah...but ouch!" She was back to massaging her poor chest "That really stings. I won't be doing that anytime now I w-"

"GOT YA!"

Zoey and everyone had got distracted with Lindsay amazing work with her tits, so that was a Chance for Anne Maria to escape Zoey's reach and runs full force to attack one of her enemies big guns as she holding her big guns.

*CROUCHING COUGER, HIDDEN BOOTY*

The Poor blonde has no defence what so ever so with a booty thrust to her own behind she ends up falling towards the ground. While her breasts softened the blow for the rest of her, the fact that any part of her that wasn't her hands and feet touched the arena floor.

The Cupcakes all turned to glare at Anna Maria, who was looking over her shoulder, a fingernail perched lightly on her plump lower lip and looking at them with a classic 'oppsie' butter wouldn't melt in her big fat mouth expression.

"And Lindsay is out." Chef exclaimed.

"THE HELL?!"

"WHAT?!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

"THAT'S A TOTAL CHEAT!"

Anne Maria innocent look slid into a sexual smirk "Really? Cause I didn't hear no bell."

Chris disguised his cackling as laughter. "She's gotta point. I didn't call any official time out. As long as you don't violate the established rules, I don't care what you guys do."

Leshawna's mouth turned into a thin line. Her glare practically boiling the water behind the Jersey girl who continued to give her that shit eating grin.

"Alright. Alright if that's how you wanna play it then fine. You took one of us out while we were distracted. Now it's just down to three on one instead a four."

She cracked her knuckles so loud it echoed. Then smacked her behind.

"Three on one, this'll be over in a flash."

Chris looked at her, then rubbed his chin. "Mmmm Your right."

He looked over to the girls still bobbing in the water "Courtney. Katie. Your back in the game."

Everyone whipped around to look at the host, save for the girls who took took the order to get out of the freezing waters instantly and started swimming back to the arena.

"The Hell?"

The host just shrugged and smirked in the way that made kids around the country just love and want to punch him "You said it yourself. The odds weren't in her favour. So I decided to even the playing field again and give the other girls a sporting chance."

"But, why?!" Zoey eyed Courtney as the mocha skinned beauty pulled herself back up near her. Water dripping down her body and hair clinging to her face semi hiding the glare being levelled through her and towards the girl who casually skipped her across the water.

"Ratings. Why else?" Chris said with a bored look and his arms folded. "Now make like good little gladiators and casually try to beat the crap out of each other as hotly as possible."

It was time for a comeback from some of the losers who have lost like a bunch of wimps. Katie was going against Zoey and Courtney was looking up for her rematch against Leshawna who had Bumped her out to the water like a cannon while Cora was now facing a tanned snake known as Anne Maria.

The pig tailed girl is embarrassed she allowed Cora to beat her like that, but was more annoyed with 'herself' for making herself such an easy mark.

"This time I won't go down so easy!" She said towards her opponent.

"What you did is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do back to you!" Courtney said

"Not my fault you lack defence and awareness" The Booty queen retorted.

Everyone tensed. Everything became quite. The sound of the water brushing against the arena. The hosts boat gently rocking. The birds flying overhead.

"What are you all doing?" Chris asked impatiently.

"Waiting for you to tell us to go?" Zoey answered in the slow manner of someone not sure about their own answer.

"Ready set go. Their, happy?"

The contestants stood still for a moment, processing their hosts ability to go from naught to a hundred and back again, before his words caught up with their brains.

It was all Courtney could do to jump back, before the space she'd been standing in was filled with ass.

The swipe came so quickly that the air rippled in its wake. Leshawna raised up on one foot for a second before slamming the other back down on the padded ground like a sumo. She glared at the mocha skinned beauty who returned it with equal force.

"Your not gonna dodge that a second time." Her statement came out as an order.

"The thing about heavy objects..." She snarled back "You can see them coming from a mile away."

"...I'm gonna hit you really, really hard."

"What? That's it? Not 'so hard my Mom will feel it'? No 'squash you flatter than a pancake'? Really how..."

The larger girl closed the distance between herself and the C.I.T in an instant. Courtney had a fraction of a second to act as a pair of breasts far bigger than her own collided with her.

*TORPEDO TACKLE*

It felt like a huge, soft, supple and yet somewhat powerful pair of Hershey's have swallowed her face. If Courtney were any less Courtney like then that attack would have pushed her back into the water, but no. She was the girl who swam around the entire damn island in shark infested waters. She wasn't going down to a pair of king size funbags like this. She braced her legs and pushed her face forward, deeper into Leshawna's massive cleavage. Pushing forward until the girl was forced to pull back.

"NHHG...Fucccck!" She said, then looking back at the seriously P.O'ed cupcake.

"I'm Done with being nice, so you and the other bitches will suffer" Leshawna said.

"Why you trash compactor''

Courtney ends up getting really angry and forgets about the pair for a moment lunging forward attacking the biggest girl on the show so far with hip swinging like a sabre.

Meanwhile Cody was dealing with Anne Maria who, even though she looked really sexy, this was the worst possible person for him to be matched up with.

He really didn't like the smirk she was giving him.

Or the way she dropped all pretence of this being a fight.

He back-pedalled slowly as she walked towards him, hips swinging gently from side to side, her tongue peaking out and licking her lips just a little. He'd be less freaked out if she just plain attacked him. He knew she could probably take him even if he didn't have to worry about her finding out. It would just be one less person to focus on and turning this match into a three on two.

Instead, this meant she wanted it to be a four on two.

"Lets cut the crap dickless wonder." She said in a voice so breathy she could have just as easily have said 'Lets f**k right now with everybody watching' "I want to win this. I want that fatty gone, and your gonna help make that happen."

He knew better than to argue by this point, yet..."I ca..."

His words were cut off as something bumped into his falsies and forced him back.

Anna Maria was in his face. Not walking up to him. Not a foot away from him. He could feel her breath for a moment before her breasts smashed up against his and made him back-pedal. It wasn't a strong push. Just enough to force him back, but he had to make sure he didn't go in the drink.

"That wasn't a question."

She pushed him again. Her fake tanned chest smashing up against his for a moment, that then forced him back.

"We have an agreement. You help me win. I don't let those girls rip your almost non existent dick off. And as a bonus I let you know what it's like to be with a real woman."

She did it again. He could see her not inconsiderable boobs pancake ever so slightly again his as if in slow motion before they tossed him back.

"But so far you've been a pretty shit spy. I don't think you've been useful even once."

The next blow was a little more forceful. Her voice never raised above a loud whisper, but each word was dropping like a tombstone on Cody's soul.

"If your gonna half ass being useful to me, Then why should I even bother keeping your 'little' secret?"

The next blow was a straight up attack. Her tits smashed hard enough into his that he had to stomp hard to stay upright.

"So this is what's gonna happen. Your gonna help set things up so when you lose, Leshawna is the one getting kicked off. If your team wins. If you lose and Leshawna gets a marshmallow tonight, I'm telling 'everyone.'

*BOSSY TITS*

Her tits pressed flat again his. Her lips inches from his. Her breath on his tongue and filling his nose.

She had what insisted was mixed Berry Granola today.

"Do. You. Understand?"

'God has forsaken me' Cody thought feeling helpless in the face of calamity as he nods and lets out a small yep.

"Fall down!" Katie said.

"Don't wanna!" Was all Zoey said dodging the next attack, then coming round for her own attack. Only for the two backsides to meet in a loud *SMACK*

*DOUBLE KCAMS SSA*

"This feels just like the real thing" Chris said smiling.

"I know we have to fight but...can you please just stay away a little so the others don't have weird thoughts?" Cody said having shameful boner moment with that woman.

"You don't even know the start"

The jersey girl then looks at Courtney attacking the booty Queen much more and faring better as Leshawna tanks the hits.

"C'MON COURTNEY! Why having so much trouble? Cant beat a pair of legs with pockets of fat? " She said with a smirk.

"Shut up!" She snapped at her much less outmatched team mate "I'm handling it."

"With that girls love handles? Clearly your not putting your whole ass into it." She smiled while giving Cora another bust bump for emphasis.

Courtney's teeth clenched harder than a superfan during overtime.

Leshawn'a knuckles turned pink.

"THAT IS IT/ THAT'S ENOUGH!" Both girls yelled.

Courtney launched herself at Leshawna. Sprinting at her and 'slamming' her tits hard enough into the other girls that an audible *SMACK* echoed over the sea.

*FULL BUST CHARGE*

Courtney's toes dug into the float beneath her and she PUSHED with all her might. Leshawna grunted as she felt herself being forced back towards the edge.

"How'd you like that! You might be bigger than me! But unlike I actually have muscle instead of just mass! Maybe with you gone we'll have one less big fat mouth to have to listen to while I win!"

Leshawna's angered expression as she looked into Courtney's eyes faded a little. She looked almost...sad.

"Was...was there ever a chance we coulda become friends?"

"NO! FOR THE LAST TIME NO!"

Leshawna looked at her as she was driven an inch from going over by the girls surprising strength.

She took a deep breath.

"Alright."

Courtney was in the air between blinks.

Who the hell did this happen? Had she been hit? She didn't feel...

PAIN! Her entire body lit up like a Christmas tree of pure pain! Like her entire front had been hit by a six foot wide hammer! Everything from her face to her stomach felt like one continuous bruise!

Chris, Chef, Zoey and everyone else watches the girl hit the water and keep going. Twice, three, four, six, eight times before splashing down closer to the beach than to them.

Slowly everybody turned back to Leshawna. Still standing where she was, but facing the sea. Her butt...well...

Her butt was smoking.

I mean it was always 'smokin', but no seriously this time it was literally and non metaphorically smoking. Like a recently fired canon.

"Fine. Then were not friends."

*ASSPOCYLAPSE*


*Confessional on*

"OHHH! That will hurt a lot more in the morning" Anne Maria said with a smirk

"Holy shit! Forget dangerous. That butts literally lethal!" Zoey said

"Bet Courtney wishes she was friends with her now. I just hope I'm not her next target" Katie said

"That...was SO ANIME LIKE!" Cora said

"Man. Actual bazooka boobs and buns of literal steel…...I am so getting an award for this show." Chris said

*Confessional Off*


After a few seconds Courtney resurfaces from the water, surprisingly still conscious after that attack but her entire body was aching.

"FUCKKKKK! It stings! You wont get away with this Leshawna!" She said.

Everyone (minus Leshawna) Were looking at the CIT with a surprised look, some were blushing, others were smirking and the rest...a mix of both.

"Ahem! You should cover yourself right now" Chris said using a Megaphone to make sure she heard.

When the girl looks down she sees the Top part of her bikini had been ripped off by the booty power the ebony beauty wielded. After giving her brain a few seconds to catch up, she shreiked anddove down.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" She said mostly embarrassed.

"Chef, be a gentleman and go give Courtney some protection. Ladies, I don't remember telling you to stop." Chris said.

"Good." Leshawna cracks her knuckles and looks at the remaining dead meat "I'm done with this crap, and done being nice. you better watch yourself Anne slut, because I'm gonna crush you!" Leshawna said with a death glare to the Tan girl.

Anne Maria was not afraid in the slightest, Leshawna's attack was impressive and she knows she would lose if she tried to match her ass to ass. It was a god thing she had no intention of doing dso.s

"Try not to die" Anne Whispers to Cora.

"Wait what?" He asks just as she turns to face her enemy across the water. Sticking one fist on her hip.

"Oh yeah? Your gonna crush me? Well it's not like you couldn't Ms. Thick. Though the real question is can you drag all that lard filled ass over here before you pass out" She said before cocking her head from side to side and snapping her fingers

"YOU….YOU..RAGHHHHHHH!"

Like a wild Beast Leshawna Lunges to attack Anne Maria thinking of nothing but her defeat and more.

Meanwhile with far less angry ass fighters.

*DAT ASSault*

*BUTT BLAST*

Soft jiggly backside struck against firm muscle.

*HARTMAN HEARTBREAKER*

*TIDDY TWISTER*

Zoey was sent wheeling by Katie's sudden hip thrust, just as Katie was almost sidelined by Zoey's glancing full frontal jab.

*HIP'S DON'T DIE*

*PLEASE HELP US. HE KEEPS MAKING US COME UP WITH THESE STUPID NAMES EVEN IF THEY USE SAME MOVES AND SAID HE'LL FEED US TO THE SHARKS IF WEGHH$)HELPYRWUS&IWEP*

*CATASTRACLEAVAGE*

Katie and Zoey were battling hard forgetting almost completely the fact that they were still on bikinis fighting with their chest and butts.

"Give up Katie! I wont fall" Zoey said

"You know I cant do that, I stay up till the last push" Katie said.

"Are you sure? because your bikini bottom strings are coming undone and i don't think you'll like having that exposed" Zoey smirks

''WHAT?"

Looking to see if it was True Katie lets her guard open which The red hair girl runs to give her the FINISH HIM! move but then the floor was extra wet from all the battles so for lack of attention she ends up slipping on the floor like a piece of soap was just there and in direction of Katie.

"Hey its not going undone its just.." Katie then looks at the incoming Red missile.

"WHOOOOA!" Zoey screams.

The two girls them collide to each other, Zoey hitting Katie fore head which makes both the teens to fall on the cold hard floor of defeat while their chests were rubbing on each other while one was in the top of the other, you know the drill!

*TIDDY SANDWICH*

"OHH! and looks like we got a double Ko!" Chris said

"More of an environment KO, but that's fine as well" Chef said.

"Do you think there is anything else they can do to impress us Chef?"

"Something tells me the pain train over there will for sure." The cook said staring at Leshawna going like a train.

Steam practically pouring out of her as she stomped her way around towards Anna Maria.

"Hey good on you. Maybe by the time you reach me you'll have sweated off enough blubber that you only have to wear a pair of pants with 'two' XL."

"Um Anna Maria. I really don't think you should..."

*BOOTY BUMP*

The girls own backside brushed up against Cora's crotch with a gentle tap.

"Oh right, you're still here. Well I s'pose I better take care of the guppy before I take down the 'humps on her back' whale."

With a mighty heave she pushed Cora forward and back from the bridge and onto one of the floating platforms. Just as Leshawna was charging down towards them.

"Ouch! That's not good. Anna Maria's just gotten rid of her easily bullied shield and left herself wide open to be run down by the L-train!"

"Don't forget. Your last chance." She whispered before pushing back. Then turning a cocky half smile towards the furious Leshawna.

"You want me tubbo?" She started walking backwards onto the bridge. "Come and get me."

"AHHHHHHHHHHRAHH!"

Leshawna piratically Turn around and jumps towards Her like a bullet, just waiting to hit her like never before, however She is blind by rage and is not seeing the true intentions of the Jersey girl.

"Whoops!"

With a smirk and quick movement Anne Maria twists her body using the best of her energy to dodge Leshawna's butt. It was worth it getting her energy back without working too much a sweat with the others.

Unfortunately Cody has no such luck as the Booty now goes towards him.

(Play the opening to '2001: A Space Oddessy)

Cody's vision slows down, as the ass approaches. His entire world becomes enveloped in ass. The softness, the warmth, the sheer spherical perfection of her buttocks. As they block out his vision, the lights rays crest the glorious booty for a single moment before his vision becomes pure black...and he's smacked by it's full weight.

For a single instant, it smothers him. Like being reaquinted with an old friend it squashes against his face like that time he was hit by a water balloon made out of one of a proper full sized balloon. The flesh of the cheek that hits him squishing hard enough against him that it feels like it will consume his whole head.

Except here, instead of the balloon bursting, weight begins to reassert itself, and strikes Cody like a tonne of very soft bricks.

*ARMAGGEBUM!*

Cody did not hit the water like Courtney. He didn't skip across the sea like the CIT. He didn't pass out from getting sledge hammered by a pair of bowling balls.

To everyone watching, Cora's feet left the ground with a wet slap, as the girl was sent in a ten foot arc before splashing down in the water with another wet slap.

Leshawna looked horrified.

"CORA!" She forgot where she was and sprint stepped to the edge "Oh God. I'm so, so sorry. I just..."

She felt something bump against her backside.

Then, she felt soaked.

She gasped as she breeched the water. Looking around for a second in confusion, before slowly turning around, her face morphing into tranquil rage as she looked up towards the smirking former team mate. Her arms folded under her breasts and her hips jutting out to the side where Leshawna used to be.

"Heh. I was expectin' a bigger splash."

*SNEAKY ASS BITCH*

"You know...i don't know what is more impressive. How you managed to click on such good theme song for this event like you can see the future...or how many ratings this is GONNA GIVE! WHOO!" Chris said jumping happy.

"I think we should try to see first if he is still alive" Chef said.

Stopping her glaring towards Anne Maria Leshawna notices her team mate is out of it and its face is down in the water. Worry overriding revenger, she swam as fast as she can the Big boot girl pulls Cody back up and starts going back to dry land.

"Don't worry Cora, I'm here. Just hold up a little longer."

The other girls from both teams start to look at what was happening with different levels of concern 'minus Anne' since she thinks everything always work out for her.

Once in the beach Leshawna puts Cora back against the sand and starts to administer Mouth to mouth like she had learned to do putting air back on his lungs. In a few seconds of that is enough and the 'girl' wakes up opening his eyes to find Leshawna kissing him.

'The fuck?'

His brain pauses for a second to reflexively enjoy the feel of the second girl his lips had meet as her boobs pressing against him even if its partially against the fake bra...but then he feels the urge to something.

Puke.

Stopping the mouth to mouth Leshawna pulls back as Cora spits up a fair amount of water.

"Cough! cough! aghh" He said gasping for air.

"Cora! your OK!"

"Man what happened? the last thing I remember is..." 'A space station?' He though a little confused.

"I'm sorry Cody because of me we lost the challenge" Leshawna said drooping in guilt.

The boy looks up the stage and Sees Anne maria smirking in victory while going down from the battle ground, thinking for a moment Cody realizes, Anna Maria's plan could have killed him! He'd been drowning! Actually drowning! If Leshawna hadn't...if he. I mean it did end with him getting kissed by an admittedly hot girl. Except the kiss was actually CPR, but still it felt nice and like those Gym guys saying no pain no gain. BUT THAT WAS BESIDES THE POINT!

"Its OK Leshawna...lets just get up and dry ourselves" Cody said giving a last look at the Tan girl wishing Karma would befall her.

"Best. Episode. Ever! Cant wait for the elimination ceremony its gonna be a blast!"

"Like Butt Blast?" Chef snickers

Chris grumbled "Whoever came up with that lame name is so fired."


*Confessional on*

"Aaaaagghhh I feel like such a piece of crap! My team lost because I couldn't keep my temper! I won't be surprised if they eliminated me. I deserve it" Leshawna said

"Does mouth to mouth counts as a kiss? I mean….just forget it" Cora said then rubbed her arm as she turned pink

"I better not have a concussion, or I'm sueing the pants off that girl!" Courtney said with double of ice in her head then Heather

*Confessional off*


"AND THAT'S GAME!" Chris yelled from the boat it pulled back up to the dock. He and chef stepped back up towards the girls who'd been forced to swim ashore. "And I'm happy to say that the winners of the Keijo challenge and safety from elimination today are thee baaaaad Biitches!"

"Your welcome." Courtney glared at Anna Maria. Which given that she was trying to stop herself from flashing the thousands and a large portion of her lower face and chest were turning blue, her glare was as effective as Heathers.

"Nghhh. Uuugh."

Heather of course, still being unconscious.

Time had passed and everyone was already in dried land, dried clothes and ready for a certain Marshmallow ceremony that was going to happen in the next Five minutes but before that every team was reunited for Chris McLean announcement.

"Man...today was out of my expectations and i gotta say, the ratings will explode next time i check it out, but i just want to congratulate the Team Bad Bitches for winning the Challenge and avoiding elimination" Chris said.

"Naturally." Anna Maria congratulated herself "So, what do I win?"

"For what?"

"The challenge."

"Like I said. You don't get booted off the island. It's kind of how the contest works. Have you not being paying attention these past several weeks?"

Anna Maria's nostrils flared "I mean the contest. What do I win for being Ms Total Drama?!"

Chris shrugged "I dunno. That's still not been decided."

"What?!" Courtney stomped up to the host, hands still full of herself "I thought you said..."

"That the winner would be decided by a team of impartial judges. Yeah. I did. Than you for reminding me."

Chef coughed behind him, then handed him a note.

"Speaking of which. Out panel of experts has came to a decision. Ladies if you could retake you places and poses I'm about to announce the 'real' winner of today!"

The Cooker takes out a Drum and starts making dramatic sounds as Chris slowly opens the note while the girls roll their eyes.

"In first place and Winner of Ms Total Drama is...LINDSAY!" He said

"Yayy!" The blonde jump in joy

"WHAT?" Anne Maria said

"And in second place, where there is no shame in being silver, Anne Maria!" Chris said

"DOUBLE WHAT!?" She said mad

"Shhh no interruptions woman, I'm not finished."

"It was a close call between her and Anna Maria, but coming up in third place was the ever lovely, ever adorable, CORA!"

If anyone was expecting a triple what from Anna Maria, they were sorely disappointed.

Instead, she turned silently to look at the shorter girl, who was trying to look even shorter still, then walked off down the beach. Heedless to Chris' continued announcement who was a bigger loser than the last.

"And now would the newly crowned Ms. Total Drama Island please step forward and claim...THIS!"

Chef pulled out a tiara. The stones sparkling in the rays of the afternoon sun gently as expected of the highest quality plastic.

"Here she is. The blah blah something something."

"This song costs money to use, and I forgot most of the words so I'll stop."

Lindsay cheered, grabbed Cora and grabbed her face into her chest for a quick hug before rushing over to the host. Flashing a thousand watt smile as the fake silver toy was placed gently on her golden locks.

"Give her a hand folks at home. She might not have won the war, but she won the battle."

"Now as should be expected. On top of being named the hot, hot, hottest girl on the island. You my dear, also win invincibility for the next bonfire ceremony...with conveniently for our lazy and forgetful viewers is 'tonight'. Now I was gonna give you the ability to name one other member of your team for invincibility."

Lindsay opened her mouth.

"But then I realised that might be kind of a dick move for someone who won due to her..." He holds up the cards again "...exceptional maturity, financial responsibility and generosity...yeah, sure, that's why the girl with the biggest 'tracts of land' on the island won." He mumbled and shook it off "Anyway, you might not like the idea of singling out one of your team mates when it's down to the last three of you."

Lindsay shut her mouth.

"So instead. For your bonus prize. You..."

He spin his body in suspense and then Chef talks "Some good bedding and a few bug sprays from the small fry."

"That's it?" Zoey said

"You already scored a free week long cruise on a luxury yacht. What do you want? A mansion? Take what you can get" Chris said with a frown.

"It sounds like your just trying to get rid of leftover stuff." Cora said

"Yup. And with that folks, we conclude the first or what we all hope will be the annual Ms. Total Drama pageant!"

Eventually though it was time for the Elimination ceremony. Leshawna, Cody,Zoey and Lindsay sitting down on their stumps while Chris comes with the marshmallows.

"Well well look how the numbers have fallen...I hate to see you guys go, but our viewers love to watch you leave."

"This is starting to be cruel." Zoey said.


*Confessional on*

"Its not like we don't enjoy Leshawna's company but...her temper sort of cost us the challenge" Zoey said

"Leshwiana is anAMAZING girl, but she really messed up today. I'm mad we lost, but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends right?" Lindsay said

"Man nobody on my team actually deserves a vote, this is all my fault" Cody said

"If i have any regrets? that i could not snuff that stupid smirk out of Anne...but it was priceless seeing her reaction when Ms. Total Drama did not go to her." Leshawna said

*Confessional off*


"One of you is going to go home today, and never! return back here, i saw people working really hard, some not so much because of their lack in attention,the rest? pure rage,comedy,or just fan service. So lets cut to the chase" Chris said.

Chef held up a tray of Marshmallows

Two, Marshmallows.

"As our bubbly blonde beauty queen has invincibility, the two who make it through with her are..."

"Cora..."

"And..."

"Zoey."

Leshawna nodded and lifted herself up and made her way towards the pier without the host even telling her too.


*Confessional On*

"Makes sense." Leshawna mused "I lost it. So we lost. I just wish that..." She sighed.

* Confessional Off*


"Look, Leshawna. It's not your fault..."

"The hell it isn't."

"No. It's not. I shouldn't have been standing so close behind you while you were like that. I saw what you were doing and I still chanced it anyway."

"Maybe. But I shouldn't have let those idiots get to me. I'm a big girl Cora. This wasn't the first or the seventy-first time I've been called fat. I just saw a chance to get back at those bitches after all that time being stuck helping them. I got revenge crazy. I got mad. And I got careless. It's simple as that." She turned to Lindsay, who hugged the girl tight. Their large breasts flattening against each others in such a way Cora suddenly wondering what the name of the phase was for when the moon was almost full.

"But it was nice to see hairspray stomp off like that after you beat her blondie."

"We'll miss you Leshandra."

"...Yeah...I'll miss you to."

"Can we please cut the cutsie, heart-warming moments please. Were kinda on a schedule." Chris tapped his watch.

"Bye girls. If I see another one a you before any of those asshats, I'm kicking your butts!" She waved at them all as the boat pulled away, taking her away from the island, and her shot at the million.

'Typical. I came here lookin' to make some new friends, and it minute I do I get booted off.'

The boat then soon enough is out of sight by a convenient fog for dramatic effect, Chris looks at the camera smiling.

"There goes our biggest competitor and maybe more ratings source, but will Leshawna elimination get the drama Dwindle? who knows, all i know is that this and more on the next episode of TOTAL. LADY. DRAMA. ISLAND" Chris said.

The teams them walk away from the elimination area to go back at their cabins...except for Cody who saw Anna Maria coming back and signalling to him, he know what that means...she wanted to meet with him in their 'Getaway cave' After this. Later on he made sure to go while no one was looking, maybe they think he is in the bathroom or whatever,only god knows what she would do to him if he denied her order.

'Boy i wonder how mad she is right now'

Five minutes later, Anne Maria slammed him up against the cave walls like she was beating a bonnet. Slamming herself up against him and making out with him. Not just any making out, ANGRY making out, Grinding on him, refusing to give him a single bit of space to move as she went to town on him as she stayed still, to terrified to move or kiss back. Which suited her just fine.

"You know how stressed i am right now?! Losing to that blonde, big titted bimbo is bad enough, but almost losing to guy in drag?! That's humiliating!" She said.

Gasps for air "T-that was not my fault" Cody said

"SHUT UP!"

Anne Maria said giving a good slap to his face. Stinging his cheek, before she gently kisses it. Then starts trailing her lips along his jaw, his neck then back up to his lips. course Cody feels pleasure by this. Cody naturally felt some form of pleasure from this, but the pleasure gave way to pain as the intensity of her actions grew with every touch from her lips until it felt painfully forced. Like the rest of her actions.

She was grinding against his Johnson so hard it felt like it should have worn dwn to the nub by now. This was so weird! This was as close to sex as he'd ever came? He should be loving this, he should be melting in her grip...but he knows this girl is just using him for her own needs. He knows this girl is terrible. He's getting hard because she's a hot girl and its an involuntary reaction. She's gorgeous, but he's riddled with guilt, and knows full well how despite acting like she was begging for him, he knew her true feelings.

Partner, boyfriend, lover? he was none of that. He's her stress relieve toy. She's using him as a glorified blow up doll. The only difference is that a blow up doll doesn't have to be slapped to be told to stay quiet.

"But..." She paused "...You 'did' do what I told you to. That deserves a treat."

'A treat? What did she mean by...'

Whatever he thought she was going to do, it was more than he thought she would, but less than the pure sex in her tone suggested. She pressed her breasts as tight against his chest as she could. She stiff nipples pressing tight against his less than broad chest. Sh smirked. Pecked him on the lips, then guided his hands around her back, under what she called a top, looped his fingers around the sides of her bra.

Then unhooked it.

She smiled appreciatively at his shocked face as she guided his hands back. Still gripping hold of her bra straps as she lowered them down. There was a feeling of something brushing down against his chest as the silk cup were pulled away from the bounty they held back. She held one hand in place while pulling his right hand away. Until with a flick he found himself holding...holding...a girls bra.

Now the only thing separating him from them was a top so flimsy it the only thing holding it up was her desire for it to remain so.

"If you do a good job next time, I'll give you the complete set." She licked her lips while she took the bra from his fingers. Gently lifting it up and putting it over his head, the cups falling down to the side of his face like lacy ear muffs "'Keep' doing a good job, and then..."

Cody said nothing."Well...you get what I am saying now I should be going, don't want anyone messing around here like that stupid Courtney. See ya later girly hahaha" Anne Maria said after walking away swaying her hips like she wants that vibe of i love watching her walk away.

When the Jersey girl was out of sight the boy tries to get up...but then he loses strength and falls on his knees in the ground, his eyes open wide, its body shaking like he just got electricity in his blood. Holding his head with both hands like he was going mad something started to brew in this thoughts.

'I...I cant do this any more. If she keeps doing this I'll have to betray everyone, and why? because I couldn't keep it in my pants? No! No! No! Your better then this Cody,y-you gotta be. There gotta be a way out of this without me doing her work any more. Ohhh God please, if you give me a sign to get me out of this I'll never even think about girls ever again!'

Taking some time for himself in the cave feeling a horrible sense of shame he just sat there and waited from his erection from Anna Maria's 'reward' to go down. Stuffing her bra into his pocket as best he could. However,when Cody was doing his business of walking in shame someone shows up in front of him...it was Lindsay

"Lindsay? w-what are you doing around here?"

"I could ask the same thing Cora, why are you around here...and why Anne Moria just came from here as well?" Lindsay was not angry but she seemed a little jealous.

"I...it's..."

'Don't say it's complicated. Don't say it's complicated. Don't say it's complicated...'

"...Complicated."

'Damn you me!'

Lindsay's mouth scrunched up. Her fingers brushed back and forth over her knuckles.

"Are you two dating?"

Cody froze as his mind took a few seconds to process the question. With all the success of an old Atari.

"What?! No! Why why why would you think that?" He stammered. Trying to play it cool and succeeding about as well as Urkel.

Lindsay bit her lip "Well..." She nodded towards the cave "This is pretty late, and that place looks super private. it'd be a good place to have some romantic time to yourselves..if that's what you wanted."

Cora's own lips thinned "Theirs nothing romantic happening in their Lindsay."

"Then theirs all the sexy stuff you to did on the show. The boob bumping she did to you when she could've knocked you off. The looks she always gives you. That kiss..." She trailed off, not wanting to remember the two of them trying to 'Alien' each others faces off.

"That was just part of the challenge Lindsay. She was trying to make me uncomfortable. and I decides to fight back. Simple as that."

"Then why did you guys look like you enjoyed it so much?" She asked a little too snappishly.

"She didn't expect me to kiss back and was caught flat footed!" Cody just wanted this to end, tucking the bra in is pocket even deeper and hoping she didn't notice. "Look Lindsay. There is 'nothing' between me and Anna Maria. We aren't in what anyone would call a relationship. She means nothing to me."

"Then why are you out here with her?" Of all the times for the sweet but naive girl to suddenly get smart

"...Like I said. It' complicated."

"Then explain it to me like I'm an idiot." She said firmly.

Where the hell was all this coming from?

"...*Sigh* she's blackmailing me alright?"

"What's blackmail?"

There it is.

"She found out a secret of mine, and she's...well, she won't tell anybody, as long as IIIIIIIIIIII..."

'Quick! Think of something to say that isn't 'helping her win the f**king contest!'

"...give her foot rubs when she's mad?'

That excuse was so bad it deserves a jail sentence.

"So...she's basically making you do stuff for or she'll tell on you?" Lindsay said.

"T-thats a way to see it yes." 'Though the way she says it makes it sound so childish...which just makes me feel worse'

"Can you tell me what secret that is please?" She was kind of begging a little.

" I'm sorry Lindsay but because of...reasons I cant say it"

Lindsay looks hurt for a moment " I see...sorry for prying into this" She said before trying to leave.

Seeing this is going bad Cody holds her by the arm.

"Please understand, this is something serious and not something I can tell anyone. Not even my BFF" Cora said desperate

"I'm...your BFF? You really mean it?!" She said sparking back up in a cheery tone.

Cora nods "despite everything you are the best friend i ever had. The whole team is. And it hurts me to keep a secret like this, but I'm afraid it getting out will hurt even more."He said

"Can I...make pain go away?" She asked.

Cora looked back up at her with a half smile "I don't see h..."

She kissed him.

'No' he thought as Lindsay's hands circled round the back of his head.

She kissed Cora.