Co-written by Wolvenstrom
A\N: Hey guys I'm sorry if this chapter took too long to be posted, is just that our creative juices were running a bit low and this took more effort than I realized, but it's here :) I hope you haven't forgotten about it. Please enjoy and review yet another chapter of Total Lady Drama Island.
They'd spent a lot of time making out. So much that the two teens felt like they were trying to fuse together at the lips. This entire situation, it felt to Cody like he was in one of those movies where the good guy manages to get the girl after coming back from a dangerous mission and made almost dying worth it. It was wet, warm, and wonderful and it needed to be done over and over until their forced to break away for the shortest breath possible before crashing back together.
However...once the kissing and...well more like tongue wrestling if she kept managing to pin him. After they'd managed to get themselves mostly under control, Lindsay wanted to ask a question to another question that she had asked before and Cody had told her before.
"So..." Lindsay said after several breaths "If we're not gonna have fun together, what do we do now?"
"Well...for starters, we should be careful to not let anyone know we were here or what we were so close to doing. Maybe pretend nothing changed for now?" He was unsure.
"I guess that's fine but..." Lindsay stammers a little.
"But what?" Cody asks.
"I really want to keep smooching your face like...whenever I want" She gives him a warm smile.
"Me too Lindsay" He smiles back
They both thought the same thing before she reclaimed his lips and pulled herself even closer to him. His thoughts pureeing as he moaned from feeling her enormous breasts grinding against his chest, while she did the same when he started working her behind like he was needing dough. It would be so EASY! So easy to just...keep going. To tear off each other's clothes with their teeth and go at it like wild animals. To let their hormones run rampant after weeks of going cold turkey and make sweet love to each other again and again while she screamed his name, his actual name, but….
He pushed her off again.
They were both red-faced and panting.
They both stared into the eyes of each other for a second, before they both dropped their heads.
"Yeah, I don't trust me not to do something we'll regret"
"I don't trust me either" She grumbled.
They were going to have to blue ball each other, control their primal desire until they were safely alone, and didn't risk one of the other campers or the cameras beaming out their secret to the world.
"We should get going or our teams will get suspicious" Cody told her.
"Yeah but, does it really need to be right now?" She asked innocently while tugging down the front of her top, showing more cleavage.
Cody stared for a second before smacking his lips a little "...Well, I guess they can wait for a few more minutes" Cody let out a grin that filled his face.
A faint giggle wafted through the air as the new couple continued to explore their feelings for each other...along with their mouths.
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(Back to the present)
"...Which is when you brail the pickle in the Weasel dingo with the genie. Right, Cora?" Chris was saying something.
Someone tried talking to him, but "Cora" Was looking a thousand yards ahead, lost in his own thought before tracing his lips with one finger, remembering last night.
"Cora? Cora? WAKE UP DAPHNE-JOE!"
"Huh? What?"
"You know what I just said?"
"Uuuhhh" No he didn't.
"Perfect. Then you can help Chef with the little demo we set up"
Cody's winced and moved towards the smirking cook 'I hope it's not something painful or at least mild embarrassing'
"Now then as my beautiful assistant will demonstrate..." The host turned to face her and gave her a sidelong look before looking down at the ground. Where a small stack of junk lay.
Cora froze for a moment before kneeling to pick it up...only to realize as the box was pulled from his grip by a muscular army vet that she wasn't the beautiful assistant Chris meant, standing there helpless as a rabbit in headlights as Chef began to treat him like a dressmakers dummy.
"Using everyday items such as these. You'll all be working to create a one-of-a-kind sculpture that captures the raw majesty. The epic beauty of..."
"Yourself?" Heather hazarded a guess.
"Sadly no. Instead, you'll be designing sculptures that best capture the essence of this contest. The true beauty of what we've been trying to build for the future of this show.
Cora looked up for a moment "But this show's entire premise is like…" He stopped for some calculations "Ninety percent fanservice"
"Which is what you'll be trying to capture with the sculptures" Chris acknowledged.
*Confessional On*
"Does...does he mean to say we need to build sexy statues?" Katie said, surprised.
"I'm not exactly good in the human form in art class. Now if it a sculpture of a bowl of fruit..." Zoey commented.
"What is this show all about? Boobs, ass, and dateless losers unzipping their pants back home" Heather said. "What? Prove me wrong, I dare you"
*Confessional Off*
"Now then this would usually be the part where we tell you to gather materials from the island around us. That nature itself was your canvas and you were free to use any of the unlimited resources of the island...buuuut then we decided, naaah and just got you a bunch of random art stuff"
The girls sighed in relief.
"Though sadly due to an unfortunate error, not enough supplies arrived for all of you" He grinned wickedly as Chef finished Cora's 'dress' and handed out papers. "Which is why we made a game out of it.
The girls now are back to groaning.
"Scattered across the island are an assortment of professional tools and art supplies that could make this challenge way easier, but since there aren't enough for everyone we decided the only fair thing to do instead of making you fight over it was to turn the whole thing into a scavenger hunt. These sheets are a series of clues to the location of each item. Once they're gone they're gone, soooooo...first come first serve"
*Confessional On*
"An arts and crafts challenge? Huh well, what do you know? This is finally starting to feel like camp" Heather said.
"Really hope we don't get attacked by wild animals again" Cora said.
*Confessional Off*
One by one the remaining contestants were handed out papers that they all immediately began to devour with their eyes. Going over every riddle. Every word, every punctuation. Not trusting that the clues wouldn't have some sort of double or triple meanings behind them.
Zoey tilted her head and looked at Chris "Wait. Number three just says 'go swimming with sharks' "
The host shrugged "Not all of them can be gems. I mean I wanted to use Kryptos for the whole thing but nobody wanted to watch you sit around all day playing code crackers" He turned back to the rest of the girls "Now I now have everybody read their clues?"
They all nodded.
"Good good...Chef?"
*HHHHHHOOOONNNNKKKK*
The girls covered their ears as every bird on the island took off. Chef put away the Megaphone and the air horn with a smile on his face.
"And go!"
He waited for them to move but instead, they just looked confused.
"...I said go."
"...What?"
"I said, GO!"
"What?" Katie said cupping her ear.
"Great, now they can't hear any better than a granny" Chris pointed at them. "You!" He pointed at the forest "Go!"
The girls all continued to look at him silently. Chris put his palm over his eyes in frustration until Chef handed him a placard.
'GO!'
"Ooooohhhh."
Heather was the first one to start sprinting into the brush.
*Confession On*
"I don't know what he expected from us, after ringing that thing in our ears? I'm surprised I'm not deaf" Heather said, feeling annoyed.
"If I get tinnitus, I'm suing him" Courtney said annoyed as well.
*Confessional off*
The girls from separate teams had gone their different paths, every one of them determined to win this more than ever. This game was getting to a point where if you didn't have the will to keep going no matter what you would lose.
"Ok since there are only three of us, how about this? We can all go separate ways or at least make a group of two so an extra pair of eyes can help while the other goes the other for more ground" Cody said, trying to act more actively.
"We're a small group, even though the forest's dangerous, maybe separating for a bigger chance of getting the stuff would like, be better That's just me saying" Lindsay said.
Zoey nodded, that made sense. "Ok so how will we...?"
"Oh! I'll take Cora!"
...Well, that was fast. "Sure?"
Cora looked just as uncertain "Are you...I mean yeah" She nodded after Lindsay shot her a look "Yeah that makes sense. Zoey, you're the most capable out of us left. While Lindsay and I should be able to cover each other's backs"
Zoey nodded albeit slowly. As much as it would be nice to have more than one set of eyes with her to spot things, the Bad Bitches were probably going to be splitting themselves into three to cover way more ground than they probably would. As much as Lindsay had proven herself Zoey had to admit she'd probably need the help figuring the clues out as much as Cora would need it reaching them.
"I hope for the best in this challenge guys. Things may look simple now but they are bound to speed it up later" Cora said.
"You take a good enough look at the clues?" Zoey nodded.
"They didn't want us spending too much time waiting around thinking about where to look so most of them are easy enough to figure out" She noted
"I believe in our capacity to win this, let's give our best shot and get our ticket to the final" Cody said.
Zoey nodded and looked between her two teammates "Right. Ready?"
The two nodded.
"Two. One. Break!"
The redhead split off in one direction. While the blonde and brunette went off in another. Cora immediately started going over the list of clues and 'clues' he'd been given. Crossing out anything with a straightforward answer since the Bad Bitches were undoubtedly heading there first. He was drawn to one particular clue but decided to leave that last since he was pretty confident nobody else knew. That left only a few hints in this direction he was confident he could find.
Hint 7: Tangled in the tallest roots. Childhood guardians and bandits are in cahoots
*Meanwhile with Chris and Chef*
The two of them were at the control room watching the contestants through the cameras, their every move and what could be seen as far as Mclean knew.
"Man, can you believe he lasted this long? I gotta be honest, I'm...this close to actually root for him" Chris said with a smug look.
"And this seems to be close to an end, the number of girls is dwindling, soon enough it will be over" Chef said.
"Don't worry about that just yet Chef. Everything's coming along just fine, let's just hope it goes smoothly"
"I'm starting to think humanity has no salvation though, is it really that hard to see that it's just a guy in a dress wearing makeup?"
"Hey! We put a lot of effort into it. Don't go dissing it out now, I bet it's gonna last more" Chris said.
While those two were discussing, Heather was on the hunt.
"Mmmm let's see. Nope. Nope. No. No. uh-uh. Never gonna happen. That just says get in the shark cage. Nooo. Nooo."
Heather was not lazy. She wasn't passing on clue after clue because they were too difficult, and it wasn't because she didn't understand half of them, certainly not, and didn't even 'think' of saying that out loud!
No, she just knew that other members of her team were better suited to scavenging for certain items better than she was. Like the one about the sharks. They'd swallow her whole, while Courtney would have time to spare with how long they'd need to chew on her. She knew that given where they'd started on the island, there were things on the other side of the island that two-thirds of the cupcakes weren't dumb enough to get to first.
"No. No. N-hello."
'Like squirrels hordes nuts. So does the gorilla guard his banana's'
"Well, I don't know about squirrels. But there's only one gorilla on this island" She smirked.
Cody winced. That wasn't so much a clue as it was Chris saying "I dare you. I triple dog dare you" There was no doubt that somebody might go for that piece, it wasn't going to be this early in the hunt with so much other stuff around.
He scanned his memory. Pushing aside blatant directions and clever little hints into the stomach of a mountain lion he wouldn't put it past the host to have flown in just to torment them. Mmmm Latitude and Longitude, again no clue but that only made him more worried about what to expect. Especially with the line 'At this special time of year, decorating a green plant will give us cheer' next to it.
"You found something Cody?"
He looked at her, then up at her face then nodded "Yeah. It's not gonna be easy but it's close by and I think we can" He smiled, only for Lindsay to cut him off with a cheer and hug him in a style not exclusive to her anymore.
"You're so smart Cora" She praised him before letting him breath "What um, the way is it?"
He took several deep breaths and pointed in one direction. Which was all Lindsay needed before grabbing her bestie's wrist and pulling him in the direction. Cody would like to say he kept his footing all the way, but he'd also like to say he didn't take glances at her ass every ten seconds and we all know that isn't true.
Courtney rolled her eyes as she looked at the clue she counted out.
"-35.9427302 minus 50 down, go the grossest direction? Really?" A hundred and forty-one, hundred and forty-two. A hundred and forty-three aannd.
She started digging.
"Any first grader could tell you that -35.9427302 is what you get when you add 44.967172 to -80.099022, the longitude from the latitude of the island. Grossest, gross-east. A hundred and forty-four steps east from the marker and."
She hefted a shovelful of dirt up.
"50 feet down." She smirked "Nice try Chris, but you made the mistake of underestimating a C.I.T"
Sitting in the trees overhead, a bird not native to the island cawed.
While Courtney...surprisingly dug up a whole even with such chest weight, Heather had arrived at her destination.
'There is where the Gorilla holds his bananas'
The Queen Bee who was hidden in the bushes stares at the Canteen from outside, where Chef's terrible food was made. It was not going to be easy figuring out how to break into the kitchen, first, she had to know if the big guy was still there or not.
'Let's do this slowly'
The first thought was to try and open the door even if such an idea seemed to go wrong, but when doing so it was unlocked. Heather then looks inside and everything is dark,
"Hmmm..."
Turning her head to the left she sees a switch, when it turns on it illuminates the place showing that the floor is filled with bear traps.
"Bear traps?" She glanced around slowly "Chris must be telling him to take it ea..." She froze as a thread as thin as spider thread pulled tight against her cheek.
Something above her head went 'click'.
'Mmm. He's serious.' She thought right before something fell onto her head and she was flung back outside.
While two of the bad bitches were busy dealing with their own shit, Lindsay and Cody walked towards what could be the closest hint but by accident, they ended up going somewhere else.
''Oh man, I can't believe we ended up coming here" Cody said.
The cave again. How was it that such a damp, dark, and miserable place be the source of more stress than in the short time he's been here than the entire time on the island?
"Whoa...it feels like destiny is playing here" Lindsay spoke in a whisper.
He went over the clue again. Any that had ever watched or preferably read Tolkein knew it meant a mountain, and since they didn't have access to mining equipment it meant a cave, and the childhood guardians and bandits...
"Wait" He flung his arm back to stop her...then moved it further down when he realized he'd accidentally palmed her *cough*.
If she made a face he didn't turn around to see it "What?" He held a finger to his lips "What is it?" She whispered and leaned over.
Cody had never come this far into the cave, as much as he'd wanted privacy he'd still wanted some light from behind the waterfall screen. "bandits."
"Burglars?!" Her voice hitched before he put a hand over her mouth.
"Worse" He whispered. His eyes adjusted as he could see the shapes toddling along the floor. "Little assholes"
"Oh" She said. "Racoons"
"No-wait. Yeah. Yeah, Racoons." He gulped "And if bandits are raccoons. Then the guardians must be..." The bigger shape he'd hoped was a boulder shifted "The bears."
*Confessional on*
"Finally meeting a bear face to face, do I have bear spray? ...No, no I don't" Cody sighs.
"Hmm..." Lindsay just stares at her chest where Cody touched and giggled.
*Confessional Off*
"Ok this is way more dangerous now, maybe we should turn back," Cody said.
"But we don't have much time to keep walking around do we?" Lindsay asked.
Cody shut his eyes a little and sore with his mouth closed. She had a point. If they just left this here then the next nearest tool might have already been taken.
However...bears.
"What are we gonna do, Cora?" The blonde whispered.
There were fish in the water outside. Cody bet if he could get enough of them he could.
*SNAP*
The two went bug-eyed and looked down at their feet.
Where a raccoon looked up at them. A broken twig at its feet, and another in its little burglar hands.
"Rrrrrrr?"
The bears stirred.
Meanwhile, a big problem has led Cody and Lindsay into turmoil, Katie was climbing the landscape of the Island, trying to find her own clue and make it even further in the show, even if her manicure was ruined for that.
She was panting "I can do this"
With one final tug, she grunted and hoisted herself up to the top and collapsed onto her back. Pulling the paper out of her pocket she looked over the clue.
Hint 3: The view will take your breath away...
"Uhuh." She nodded and wiped the sweat from her brow and rolled her head to the side. The view of the whole island was stunning, and she couldn't feel her lungs. That's two for two!
...Now thread the needle and don't you sway.
"Ok..." She pushed herself up "Needle. Needle. Where would a needle be on top of a..."
A bright red arrow glued to the side of a tree wasn't a needle, but it 'was' an indicator that Chris didn't want them wandering around the island for too long. So with as much caution as she's learned to walk with this heck hole she cautiously walked in the direction it pointed towards and hoped it didn't lead her off a mountain.
*Confessional On*
"I never thought I would get this far without Sadie, but for some reason, I am feeling so strong and independent, it's like I can do anything. Heck yeah I'm gonna win this...well maybe I should stay off the cocky vibe a little. I hope the others are doing ok" Katie said, thinking back to her old group.
*Confessional Off*
While Katie was thinking about her companions, one of them was particularly not doing very well.
"Is...that Shark wearing a bib?"
The red-haired girl found herself in front of a shark tank with nothing but a wooden plank that goes across it to the other side, who conveniently has a key dangling over a said shark tank, and to the side, it's a safe.
"Chris...WHAT THE HELL MAN?!" Zoey didn't like that one bit"
*Confessional On*
"Funny story. This show was originally gonna be co-ed. But the network said our focus groups responded better to it is all about hot girls in bikinis. I know, who would think right? Buuut we'd already put some spending for the show we thought we were gonna make before they tossed it out for the whole lady island thing. So now we have to find a way to justify expensive fresh-water sharks" Chris made sure to show a smile all the time.
*Confessional Off*
The object of the game looked simple enough. Walk over and pick up the key without plummeting to your doom. Easy.
Zoey climbed the steps up to the tank, keeping an eye on the man-eating predator circling the tiny pool of water no doubt getting angrier and angrier at its tiny enclosure. She reached the top and gazed out across the water for the literal key to her prize. Hanging from a hook no more than twenty feet away. Below the man-eater started to swim closer to where she was standing over.
'It's OK. You can do this. No pressure. Just, keep walking and don't look down.' Slowly she put one foot out, and with a slowness that any of the bitches would huff over gently put her foot on the f=board.
Not even a creek. The board was firmly secured.
Zoey sighed in relief and put her weight on that foot.
The board sank ever so slightly.
The red-haired bombshell crushed the urge to jolt and throw her balance off, freezing in place as her foot sunk a few inches...and the key started to rise on the hook to where she couldn't reach it. Slowly she lifted her weight off the leg again and saw it lower back down
'To claim your prize and survive the horrors beneath the sea, weighting for balance is the key'
She'd thought that was just a typo like with those guys who rely on grammar programs to do the work for them, but...She pulled back and hurried down the stairs. Rushing around the tank and climbing the stairs on the other side. She stepped on the plank again. Which gave her the same result.
This was by far the worst moment to have big breasts and a slightly bigger ass right now, if she still had her former measurements maybe this plank would not be such a problem, but that's not the time to be pondering about possibilities. Zoey would have to bring up all her courage and do this, win for her team.
Meanwhile, all that Chris was going around on his Quadricycle to see how some of the contestants were doing, but the moment he passed by what seemed to be a big hole on the ground he stopped...slowly went back and looked down.
"Hmm?"
There he saw Courtney who was digging her way out to...something, her huge tits getting on the way but she would not give up, sweat spots starting to form in her clothes as the place has an echo to her grunts.
"Uhm...Courtney, what are you doing?" Chris asked, actually having no idea what she was doing.
*Huff* What's it look like I'm doing?"
"Digging your own grave?"
Courtney didn't even honor that with a grunt "I'm solving your attempt to think you clever obviously"
Chris's mouth thinned "You're gonna have to be clearer. They were all pretty dang clever."
"Ugh. The one with the latitude and Longitude. This spot. Fifty feet down"
Chris raised an eyebrow and scanned the copy he kept in his pocket along with the reading glasses he would deny to his dying breath weren't just so he could look pretentious.
He read over the line. Rolling his tongue behind his lips.
"Ah, I see it now. Pretty clever on that one Courtney"
"Right!"
"I do have a question."
"For the love, what?!"
"What do two negatives do?"
Courtney rolled her eyes again while tossing aside another shovelful of dirt and worms "Are you seriously asking?"
"Humour me." He called down the hole.
"Fine. Two negatives make a posit..."
Chris listened to the deafening silence from the darkening bottom of the hole. Courtney slowly craned her head up, and passed the smiling host, something glistened in the light. Hanging from the trees.
"Fifty feet...up."
Chris shook his head a little "Mmmm. Technically for you it's more like sixty. Maybe closer to seventy feet up." he looked down the passage. Courtney hadn't been dim enough to dig straight down, it was built at a sort of slant and it had held to help her up, but the girl had just wasted a lot of time and her own energy doing intense manual labor, and now had to climb a tree soooo.
"Well, I'll leave you to it. Got a lot of other happy campers to check up on, so happy climbing."
"...CHRIIIIIISSS!"
*Confessional On*
"And she is supposed to be the smart one? If I didn't know any better, all that chest made her a little bit ditzy" Chris laughed off, hard.
*Confessional Off*
Courtney, Zoey, and Cody with Lindsay were having big problems, each in their own accord. Looks like this was not going to end up easily for them as first expected. The handle to the inside kitchen door jiggled before something long and pointy slid between the gap. Clinking against the lock chain surrounding it.
The blade pulled back moments before stabbing through the door itself. Then again, and again and again. Carving around the door handle until it fell away and the door opened with a creak.
'Alright then. He didn't expect me to come through this side...'
Heather was actually trying really hard to go past Chefs kitchen security and grab the tool that she wanted, or more like she was just too stubborn to give up and do something else, all this is being recorded after all, the less the queen bee needs right now is to look weak.
''That dump cook wannabe will never catch me" Heather whispered.
Slowly she stepped in, the floor creaking loudly despite her attempts to be quiet. She sucked in a breath and froze still like a rabbit. Ready to jump back at the first sign of trouble. After ten seconds and nothing she carefully brought her other foot in. Closing the door gently, as her other foot caused an even louder creak.
'What did he do? Treat the floor with a crack enhancer? Wait what am I saying? He probably did.'
Tiptoeing through the room as quietly as she was able to, sucking her breath in with each step closer to the larder as the sound only increased.
Five steps *creak*
Four steps *creak*
Three Steps* Creak*
Two steps *CREAK*
One step...wait.
She was directly in front of the door. Her hand stretched out to grasp the handle when she looked down. She lifted her foot back up and pressed down again.
Nothing. She pressed harder down. Still nothing.
'Huh' She thought while reaching for the doorknob. 'He must have forgotten to...'
The doorknob came away as she pulled.
So did the floor beneath her.
Heather fell into the underside of the building right into a huge pile of mud.
"Agh! Ptoo! Ptoo. Chef you Assh-WHOA!"
Something tightened around her ankles and she was dragged across the soaked ground back out from underneath the building before being whipped into a nearby bush. Heather groaned. Covered in craps and soaked in mud. She opened her eyes and tilted her head to the side of her leafy throne.
"I didn't forget a thing- Chef"
The queen bee stared at the sign for a moment longer, before tilting her head back and groaning.
Cora's and Lindsay went totally still from the hundred directions they were trying to pull themselves at once from the sound of a seven hundred pound murder machine groaning as it woke up. As the blonde was trying to keep her breathing under control, Cody mouthed 'what the hell?'
The raccoon picked up another twig, delicately placing two claws on one end like a human would hold something between their thumb and forefinger.
Cody and Lindsay shook their heads.
The raccoon nodded.
They shook their heads.
The raccoon nodded.
'What do you want?'
The raccoon looked between them, lowered the twig, and reached for...well whatever it had been reached for was left up in the air for the moment as Lindsay punted the little pseudo vermin like a soccer ball out of the cave to be caught by the rushing water. It only managed to make a single squeak of noise before it vanished. The animals just around the corner stirred again but laid back down.
'Nice' He mouthed.
'Thanks' She replied. 'How are we gonna get rid of the rest of them?'
Mmmm, that was the four million dollar question. He remembered the joke about where gorillas sleep and it wasn't too hard to apply it to these things. He couldn't force them out...but maybe...
'OK" Anderson starts to think.
They weren't here all the times you came before, and the objects there which means they were probably either tranqed and dumped or lured in here. Either way to get them to stay that would meeeaannn
'Yes!'
He spotted food laying out across the floor around them. A 'lot' of food. Food that looked far, far better than the garbage they were fed every day. Seriously he can see at least three turkeys. Not just raw turkey either. These wild animals get three roasted turkeys, what looks like the bones of multiple rotisserie chickens, a half a dozen ham joints and, and, and...did he do this just to troll them? To dangle food in their face like a carrot on a string? He wasn't sure if what he put his spoon into this morning wouldn't tug the implement out of his hand, yet they have the money to feed expertly cured meats to these fu...!
He clapped a hand over his mouth to muffle himself before he yelled.
'Calm down Codemeister. It's probably packed with tranquilizers...' He paused for a moment as he weighed the idea that he could just go around them and take the package while they slept, but dismissed it. It wasn't small enough for him to pick up and sneak around them, and from what he could make out in the dim light at least one raccoon and one bear were laying either ext to or over it. He couldn't be sneaky here. He had to get them to move on their own without clawing his face off.
He shivered and tried not to make a sound when Lindsay scooby-stacked on top of him and pressed into his back.
'What are you thinking?' She whispered
'Their cuddling into it like a teddy bear...
'Awww. Teddy's with a teddy.'
'Yeah sure. I was thinking the foods were not guarded. If I can move that outside they'll leave to get it back.'
'Ohh. Good plan'
He nodded 'I'll go get it. When I come back you start taking it outside OK?'
'OK' She nodded. Then she made this job ten times harder, by making him ten times harder by hugging an arm around his neck. Pushing even tighter against his back and kissing him in the corner of his forehead 'Good luck'
'Mmm mmm' He managed to squeak but not squeak out before he took his brave first step.
Codye crept slowly. So slowly that he didn't know whether he had to keep reminding himself to actually move as he tried to block out the sawblade snoring of the beasts that could kill him as easily as a...sawblade.
Hey, you try coming up with creative imagery when you're terrified for your life. It didn't actually take that long to reach his first target. An entire 'honey roasted ham?!'
'Deep breaths Cody. Theirs a bite out of it bigger than your fist.'
He looked behind himself to see Lindsay ready and waiting. He took a few steps back and gently tossed her the meat. She caught it with little effort and ducked out of sight to take it outside. Nodding to himself he crept just a little further in and picked up a large...I'm sorry did they actually smother this rack of ribs in BBQ sauce? Like they were feeding it to animals, not people yet they took the time to smother it in top-quality BBQ glaze?
He tossed the ribs over his back to his beautiful blonde assistant who disappeared around the corner again.
He tip-toed carefully around the drugged animals. Picking up piece after piece of gourmet meat he just knows they put here to mess with them. Moving faster and faster as his fear he grew more confident while getting closer to his goal. After what was probably only really half an hour of work at best he managed to clear almost everything save for a few stray scraps of meat, and an untouched meatloaf, because even in a dank dark cave surrounded by vicious predators. Nobody wants to touch the meatloaf. It wasn't even in any dangerous spots. Like it would be anywhere else it was tucked away or to the side as far away from anybody who didn't want to look at it as possible.
The teen carefully sauntered over. Almost a swagger like he was patting himself on the back before he was ready. He reached down and picked up the disgusting abomination of beef and oats. He breathed out a sigh of relief and froze as he saw a dripping wet raccoon glaring bloody murder at him.
A sound not unlike the much bigger animals it was surrounded slowly filled the cave that he recognized as a growl.
He held out the meatloaf as a peace offering.
He might as well have been offering a brick. It would have tasted better.
The sound it unleashed could best be described as a grab bag of noises. Like chittering, warbling, growling, and a high-pitched squeak all coming from the same throat.
Cody folded in on himself and crouched down as though he would suddenly grow a shell he could pull himself into. Screwing his eyes shut and clutching the meat monstrosity in his arms like it was his favorite teddy. Yet after ten seconds and he didn't feel saliva dripping onto him from above he dared to open them to see that no, they were all still asleep. Much to one drenched raccoon's frustration.
"Wow. Heh heh. These things must be soaked in tranquilizer" He slumped his shoulders in relief and let his arms rest. Causing him to drop the loaf to the floor where it barely rolled across the safe floor and under the nose of a sleeping bear.
It took one sharp breath, and it was on its back legs a split second later making growling noises that it if had better vocal cords would have sounded it "Ewewewew." It backed away stepping on tail after tail before it stumbled and fell back over another bear. That roared in alarm which stirred the others awake. One by one the ursans raising themselves onto their feet as they suddenly realize that their food was gone and there was a human with the smell of multiple animal fats clinging to him in the midst of them.
If ever there was a good time to piss yourself without feeling like a coward...
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
The enormous beasts each popped their knuckles. Fangs like knives were bared, claws raised. Knuckles popped. The biggest one lowered its face to him, its breath wrecking of expertly spiced and cooked meat it visibly drew its breath in as far as it could go and.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRR!"
Cody almost broke a tooth falling forward as he was pushed forward by a furry flood. Dozens of tiny pairs of feet and more than a few big heavy feet trampled over him. All rushing around the corner and out the mouth of the cave. He heard more than a few splashes and ill-tempered screeches when they all went barreling into the rushing wall of water and got pulled away by the current.
He just lay there for a moment. Completely frozen. Waiting for the one just waiting around the corner to lash out the moment he thought he could get away. The sound of his heartbeat drowning out the water outside. Just waiting for LINDSAY! His legs pulled under him, his fingers gripping the rock beneath him and in an instant, he was taking off like an Olympic runner. Turning the corner on a hairpin before he slammed into the wall and ran headlong to get stop the girl from being mauled!
He ducked out the ledge entrance, cupped his hands over his mouth, and called out "LINDSAY!"
"*Cough* Yeah?!"
He did not yelp like a little kid. He looked calmly over his shoulder like a man wearing fake breasts and ignored the giggle at his expense she was trying to stifle.
"Lindsay? Are you alright? Did they hurt you?"
She shook her head, rubbing her throat.
He sighed in relief. "Alright. You wait out here. I'll go get the, whatever it is in that box and bring it out." He said and went back inside and heading for the box. till remarkably in-tact if really moist and reeking of beer and beef. It was also taped up like a Christmas present some sadistic adult wanted the kid to spend all day opening. so he couldn't just tear apart the box. "Aaannnd no sharp rocks. Perfect. How am I gonna carry this?"
"We could do it together?" This time he didn't jump.
"Lindsay? I thought you were watching out for whatever scared the others away came back?"
"I wouldn't worry about it." She said.
"And why w...wait?" She was still rubbing her throat, and sounded like she'd eaten sandpaper "Did you?"
"Rrraa-aagh *cough* *cough*." She hacked in her hand a little because giving him a cute little "Rawr."
He boggled "Heh. Well, that's incredibly useful."
"Thanks." She coughed a little again "Just don't ask me to do it again. I haven't yelled like that since I couldn't take my dog barking at us whenever we tried to eat anymore. I'm gonna be talking like this all day."
"I dunno. I think it sounds...kind of hot. Raspy like that."
"Awwww."
"OK, so we both take a side of the box alright?"
"Right."
The two reached under it. Trying to ignore the feeling of wet cardboard and hoping whatever was inside wasn't too valuable they heaved and lifted.
The (whatever it is) tore through the bottom and Cody had barely a moment to push Lindsay's foot out of the way before it landed on his own with a thud.
"GAH!"
He hopped on his good foot. Clutching his numb foot. Lindsay had barely any time to ask him if he was OK before he tripped and fell towards her.
He sighed in relief when his nose break
"Are you OK Cora?" Lindsay asked. He sighed in relief and nodded.
"Yuh. Thaffs." He mumbled.
"That's good. The last thing I want is anything to happen to that cute face."
They laughed and looked at each other. At which point he finally started to come down from his adrenaline high and realized his face was between her tits.
She wondered by he was turning red for a moment before she realized his face was between her tits and started turning red herself.
They stood there staring at each other for a full minute growing redder and quieter. Each moment more awkward than the last yet neither thinking that they might want to get out of this situation until one of them blinked.
"I uh..."
"Y-yeah..."
They laughed shyly.
"I..." They were so warm. "I should..." He put his hands on the wall and after a moment pulled himself away...or at least he tried to before he was pulled back inside.
'Lindsay?' He thought before the most wonderful thing happened. She started humming. He could again feel it all around him, vibrating across her breastbones and rippling across her actual breasts. She pulled him tighter and started to move from side to side. Putting weight on one foot then the other, one breast bulging up against one side of his face then the other.
Lindsay was motorboating him!
Intentionally!
He tried to push off. To free himself, but his hands just pawed at the rock uselessly a few times before sliding down. This felt amazing. His eyes screwed and he was lost in the sensation of the warm softness surrounding him. Drowning him. The only thing he could hear was her heartbeat. He could still smell the lingering traces of her lilac bodyspray. He managed to slowly open one eye, and the other eye opened in shock when he looked up at her. Her face cherry red. Her eyes barely open like his and she was panting like she had run a marathon. He'd seen that look. Anna Maria had pretended to give him that look. Only Lindsay wasn't pretending.
He pulled himself up more. Wriggling his face between her chest making she gasp while trying to free his mouth.
"Lindsay..."
"Cody" She lets out so breathily he pauses.
"Lindsay w-wuh we. I mean that" Her face was getting closer to him "Lo-loo-loo look we can. I mean she should" Awfully close. Oh god, when did her lips get so big? "Lindsay we in the mi-middle of a challenge and..." Whatever he had been about to say was blown to the back of his mind along any thoughts about the challenge were forgotten, as the blondes, soft lips took his.
His arms went from the wall to around her waist. Only for one of her hands to free itself from his back and guide his own right one down to cup her cup, the other one traveling down with it before she put her hand back around his head and pulled his face tighter against hers. Pulling him away only just enough so her tits weren't mashed against his face and made it easier to keep kissing him.
The two stood there. Trying to fuse into one being via the lips as they writhed against each other. When she was confident he wouldn't back away her hands started roaming his back. His sides down to his cute little butt that she couldn't help but goose causing him to jump and push even tighter against her. His own hands going circuits up and down her back always making sure to stop as her rear. Cody could feel her nipples rubbing his chest through her top. He couldn't believe after so long and after so much shit he'd had to go through this felt like a reward for...a reward...the CHALLENGE!
With a herculean will, Cody starts to pull away from the hot blonde. Only for the world to turn into a blur and with a soft grunt he found that he was the one pinned to the wall. He gasped from the shock and looked up to see Lindsay giving him a look that if Anna Maria had given him he probably wouldn't have refused. Eyes narrowed like a lion stalking her prey. Licking her moist lips oh so very slowly.
"Lindsay..." He managed to get out. "Lindsay we..."
"...Are alone." She said in a voice deeper than any time he'd ever her speak. It wasn't her typical bubbly voice or the breathy and needy voice she'd been hearing in gasps and moans. This voice was powerful, husky, and dripped sex like a honey-soaked sponge. It wasn't a voice that asked questions or for permission. It was a voice of command. One that said they finally had a moment's peace to take advantage of. That this was happening and neither of them could stop it.
So they didn't.
She kissed him again. Then again harder. Then a third even more passionate and longer. The fight leaving him with each subsequent kiss until after half a dozen more their lips had re-fused and they were making out once again without a care. Where they were. The challenge. Their friends. Their enemies. Their lives outside of this single moment fell away as they gave into each other.
He slowly slid down the wall, with her joining him their lips never parting as he went from standing to sitting with her crouching down and then taking up space in his lap. Her butt pressing against his legs and her thighs holding her willing prisoner down. Trembling as his paws finally started grabbing at her rear rather than just touch it. She pushed herself up against him hands massaging his shoulders. Breasts rubbing against each other.
He heard a lower moan before he felt her reach behind and grab something followed by a tug at his chest. She pulled back for just a moment for him to see her grinning saucily at him and his falsie-filled fake bra dangling from her finger. There was a rustle and he saw his top fall in a heap a few feet away making him realize he was bare-chested for the first time in ages. He didn't care and he was about to pull her back down without a care for the thing that had kept his penis from being cut off with a blunt rusty knife this whole time when she took her other hand and reached behind herself.
'No.' The expression on his face said.
Without breaking eye contact and a twist of her fingers, he saw her pull an enormous contraption of lace and wire out from behind her.
'Yes' She nodded before dropping both...and then reaching for the hem of her top.
The world went into slow motion. Time moved at a torturous crawl for the only boy on the island as his...his girlfriend grabbed hold of her top and slowly. Tauntingly began to lift it. Revealing inch after inch of beautiful bare skin one agonizing moment at a time. Cody had seen Lindsay in less before. He'd seen her swimsuits. He'd even seen her bare chest that time her top had been washed off by the surf. It wasn't the first time he'd seen this especially if you included Anna Maria, but there was just something about this moment. That she was doing this on purpose. That this wasn't by accident or thinking he was just another girl or that she didn't have any other option except to 'let' him see her...
Her top was pulled halfway up over the perfectly tanned globes before they started to raise. Up over her head crawling across the spherical surface. Her breath sucked in as the bunched-up fabric brushed over peaks. Time slowed down...and with a final tug, they fell. Bouncing into a view inches from his face.
...Lindsay was deliberately and knowingly without any reason to except that she wanted to, bared her bare naked breasts to him.
His throat went completely dry. Not a single word could escape his mouth. His mind struggling to compute the hottest thing he'd ever seen in his life.
She giggled at his floundering expression, before reaching back down and reclaiming his lips. Her bare chest crushing up against his as they wrapped their hands around the other's heads and made out. Massaging her boobs against him and slowly grinding against the monster in his pants as they lost themselves in each other. The item needed to win the contest laying forgotten as the world dissolved into sensation. The sound of lips, and the rush of water.
A\N: Looks like the challenge is not number one on Cody and Lindsay priorities list and the blonde haired bombshell is tired of waiting, what will happen now? Find out on the next chapter.
