Co-written by Wolvenstron
A\N: Hello and welcome my dear viewers, hope you didn't forget about me and this story ;) sorry if I take so long to post a chapter here, but it's just that sometimes having an idea to make a good chapter doesn't always come, but thanks to my friend Wolvenstron who has been with me since almost the beginning of it all I am very thankful for all the help, truly and I hope you guys have a blast with this chapter that between you and me, a lot of people were waiting for.
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Sometimes you're just so busy with what you're doing and worried about making it quick and snappy, that a lot of details can be sometimes ignored for lack of better foresight and patience and in this case? An arrogant mistake. The mocha-skinned and former C.I.T known as Courtney was climbing out of the hole that had been made by her, groaning in frustration as she hoists herself up, body covered in dirt and her huge tits just getting in the way as extra weight like usual.
"Fucking shit, unbelievable"
She swears while falling on her back, which allowed her to stare up at the one object in the tree that she was supposed to have. She's been through so much crap and it was just there all this time!? No way in heck she was going to let that be her ruin.
"I'm not going home just yet," She said, determined.
*Confessional On*
"As if having these useless meatbags wasn't already a pain in the ass, now I will have to worry about how stupid that stunt was, cmon guys please dont make a meme about this" Courtney groaned.
*Confessional Off*
A competition. With few exceptions, it was divided into winners and losers.
One side against the other. One to claim victory while the other languishes in defeat.
So, how was only one of them supposed to win when they needed to work together to get the prize?
Katie and Zoey stared across each other. Four feet below them a living chainsaw eyed them hungrily. The pressure plate the bridge was balanced on would cause the key to rise up out of their reach unless it was being pressed down, on both sides. This meant if one of them got too close then all the others would have to do it back up...but if they kept doing that then neither of them would get the prize
It was a game of chicken. Who dares, wins.
Zoey edged towards the center.
Katie did the same.
"You should go back and give up Katie, I'm gonna win this for my team and proceed to the next stage of the challenge," Zoey said, not wanting to get anyone hurt.
"No way Zoey, this girl has the strength and courage to keep going. No going back now" Katie said, being honest about her determination.
Turns out that when the stakes are high and the two have what it takes to keep going, sometimes the only alternative is to just go ahead and try not to get burned too much by the consequences you have accepted. Both brave beauties slowly inched towards the prize. Watching each other like hawks across the way too narrow foothold knowing that one wrong step could be death, but daring the other to go that bit faster than them.
Katie took another step forward.
Zoey took one as well. Followed by another.
Katie squeaked in panic and then took two steps back. The key went back up. Zoey looked back at Katie with a look you didn't have to be psychic to understand but the other girl shot a look of her own. She wasn't stepping back onto the bridge until Zoey was off of it again. Forced the redhead to sigh and go back to the starting position.
They stared at each other across the too-narrow bridge.
Katie took a step forward.
Zoey did the same.
"Is this hesitation that I am feeling from you, Katie? Where was all that bravado a few moments ago?" Zoey decides to try and tease her a little "We can't stay here all day"
"I'm not a coward!" She snapped "You know that!"
"Prove it!" Zoey retorted.
"How about we both walk...no run! At the same time?"
"Run?" Zoey paused. Tilting her head to see the predator looking right back at her with three hundred more teeth than she would have liked it to have.
"What's the matter? Scared?"
"Of a shark? Uh yeah. I'd say so."
"Of losing?"
"Not as much as I am of the shark."
"Fine. But 'one' of us has to grab the key otherwise we'll be here all day, remember?"
...Damnit. "Alright. One..."
"...Two..."
"...T..." They both jolted in their spot.
"..."
"..."
"...*snort*"
"...Hehehe hee hee ha ha HA HA!"
They couldn't keep it up. They both started laughing. Loud and long at the ridiculousness of the situation. What even was this?
"Better?" Zoey said as her chuckles wore down.
"Hee hee...yeah. On three?"
"One."
"...Two..."
"..."
"..."
"...THREE!"
The two girls had run towards their goal with great speed and determination, with no time to feel doubt or fear at how dangerous it was. Unfortunately, both teens end up grabbing the key at the same time believe it or not, how ironic, the stakes were only getting higher.
"Let go, Katie!"
"No! You let go, I need this key!"
Zoey and Katie both struggled, refusing to let go of the item that interested both of them for the challenge.
'No! I can't lose, I have gone this far even though no one back home thought I could do it!' "I said let go!"
Zoey said, using more brute force than she thought was applied. Which resulted in Katie herself falling off. The red-haired girl gasps in horror as the pig-tailed girl screams, a shark coming up right at the moment.
"OH NOOO!" Zoey said.
Looks like that was going to be the end for poor ol Katie, becoming shark food thanks to the challenge the maniac of Chris had made for them...or so they thought.
*BAM*
The shark ends up hitting its nose against something which appeared to be...reinforced glass?
"Wait...what?" Zoey was really confused now.
Katie hit something on her landing "I am..alive?"
*Confessional On*
Chris rolled his eyes and folded his arms like a moody child "I'm sorry. Did you actually think we'd feed somebody a shark on live tv?" He huffed "PETA would be all over my ass"
(A\N: Implication that PETA cares more that a shark was fed people meat than they would be for a shark eating her)
*Confessional Off*
Katie gently wrapped her fingers beneath her. An entirely ceremonial act with how hard the eating machine beneath her was ramming against the clear surface itself. Sighing in relief when all it did was flatten its nose against it.
"You alright?" Zoey asked. Even on opposing teams, they were still friends.
"Yeah." She nodded and resisted the urge to lie on her back.
Zoey opened her mouth to ask if she needed help, but the tank wasn't that shallow where she'd landed. With a bit of effort, she could get out so it was probably better to claim her prize before her former teammate realized that. Taking the key firmly off the hook, see half stepped off the little bridge and back down away from the tank. The knowledge that there was a barrier protecting them the entire time did not make her any less aware that she was a few feet from the world's largest predator. The safe was only the size of one of those home ones you slip under your bed. She didn't know what kind of tools could possibly be inside that could help with the challenge, but whatever it was better to be worth the effort she'd gone through to get it!
She grabbed the handle and braced herself to open the...door opened without her having the stick the key in.
"..."
"...What?"
*Confessional On
Chris Shrugged "Opps"
*Confessional Off*
"Are you kidding me?" Zoey asked angrily "It was already open? Then why in the HECK did we have to go through this?"
"Because it was awesome for the views? Hellooooo" Chris said as if it was obvious "Drama and danger sell"
Heather counted to three before exhaling, trying to forget about the muck and other things she was covered in from not only getting dragged out from under the building and into a very berry-covered bush but dragging 'herself' back over her flight path to reach the trap door. Pulling herself back up into the kitchen once again.
"You only have yourself to blame chef. Because of 'your' trap, you have a walking health violation sneaking about your kitchen...*pfft*, please. Like this place could get any grottier." She smirked and turned back to the door. Now sans a means to open it. "Oh no. The door doesn't have a handle anymore. How ever shall I open it?" Her smirk intensified before she brought out a screwdriver "Well look what I found. Thank you for the excessive amount of home repair reality shows." She turned to the door's hinges and, with a practiced motion of someone that decided she wasn't grounded anymore one time too many she slipped the bolts outside stepping as the door crashed to the floor with such a heavy thud that the bear traps all snapped shut.
She turned back to collect her-ANOTHER DOOR!
'I thought that thing looked too new to belong to this ancient shack!' She rolled her eyes and held up her screwdriver. 'Well, nothing says this won't work again'. She pushed the tip of the tool into the hinge and once again pushed the pin-up.
*Click*
The floor gave way...again.
"EEEEEE!"
*THUD*
*FWIP*
"AAAAGGHHH!"
*SPLAT*
*WHOMF*
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*BAM*
*thump-thump-thump-thump*
*BAM!*
The door to the kitchen from the mess hall slammed open in March. Not walking. Marched Heather. Caked in even more dirt, leaves, and other assorted unmentionable messes she walked across the kitchen floor totally heedless of any traps she was setting off, save for a deadpan "Ow" as she was punched in the face by spring-loaded boxing gloves. walked through electric tripwires. Spring-loaded cabinets smashing into her shins didn't even make her visibly wince. Instead, she marched over to the utensil cupboard. Ignoring the flour bomb that went off in her face followed by a bombardment of enough water balloons that she was now covered in steadily thickening dough. She reached in and pulled out a huge meat tenderizer, and walked back to the door. Gripped the food hammer in both hands and with only a grunt of exertion began wailing on the door. The wood stood strong for exactly three blows before the aged lumber started to crack, then before it finally gave way to her furious assault. Fifteen blows and it couldn't take it anymore and it gave way. Letting the queen bee inside.
Heather huffed and puffed and locked her eyes on a large package sitting square in the middle of the room. Opening it she found an assortment of non-powered gardening and sculpting tools with the price tags still on all of them. She nodded to herself and looked around the room for a second more, before grabbing a bag of nacho chips and tossing it into the challenging equipment, then leaving the small room. Though not before staring into the camera.
"I'm taking a shower first." She stated while tilting her head back to the trail of muck and destruction she'd left behind as if daring the device to tell her otherwise.
The camera wisely said nothing. Heather nodded again "That's what I thought." She said before hauling her prize to a needed de-stressing soak
Everyone was trying really hard to get the items that were necessary for the next phase of the challenge, it wasn't easy but when one manages to go through the struggle it's all worth it in the end, however, some are just so busy in the heat of all the excitement that the objective or in this case the goal starts to...diverge and your brain starts to focus on other things that sounded more IMPORTANT at the time.
Like making out with a sexy and big-breasted blonde-haired bombshell of a cheerleader. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Hands glided over their partner's forms so smoothly it was like their skin was silk as the two desperate near adults grabbed and massaged and caressed every square inch of the other body as best as they could, as their tongues fought an epic battle for both dominance and submissiveness since neither could quite decide which position felt better to them. Though truthfully to an outside observer their positions would be obvious.
Cody thought, or would have thought if his thoughts weren't as coherent as a Jackson Pollock right now, that there was no way he was Lindsay's first. Never mind how insanely hot she was, how she had always been even before their little breakfast incident, she was simply too skilled. Too controlled even with weeks worth of pent-up desire spurring her on for him to be so full of himself to think that golden-haired, sky-eyed vision had never been close with any other guys except him. It took almost everything he had not to melt under her ministrations like ice cream in the sun, and the rest to even begin to try and return the favor which to his growing sense of self-worth he could tell he appreciated, as his lips were able to break away from her just long enough to peck along her collarbone and back up her neck before retaking her lips once more.
"Oooh God, Lindsay your body is just so sexy," He told her "It's like it was sculpted to be perfectly balanced with smoking hot measures"
"Hmm~And your touch is massaging my breasts like dough," Lindsay said.
Sculpted...dough...
'Why do I feel like I am forgetting something?' Cody thought for a second.
Before another past of his girlfriend's lips made him quite incapable of thinking at all. But before another second could pass of him thinking about it, his girlfriend's lips made contact once more making him incapable of thinking at all.
Nothing was more important for the both of them besides the fact they were alone and having some fun with each other on this island. Was there even anything else to be doing right now? But before another second could pass of him thinking about it, his girlfriend's lips made contact once more making him incapable of thinking at all. Nothing was more important for the both of them besides the fact they were alone and having some fun with each other on this island, was there even anything else to be doing right now?
*Meanwhile Back to Chris*
"Hey Chef, what time is it?" He asked.
"Hmm...It seems to be almost time for it to end" The cook lazily looked at the watch on his wrist.
''Well I suppose I gave them enough time to skulk around these parts, now it's time to get to the next phase"
Pressing a button to turn on the intercoms around the Island, the host was ready to make an announcement.
"OK Campers! We currently have just five minutes remaining before you all have to go to the designated area and by that mean the campgrounds, but without using the scavenging items capiche?!" He made sure that was heard loud and clear.
Of course that had a lot of different reactions at first, for starters Katie was just planning on taking a quick look for another item after what happened to the shark tank, but after hearing that it was obvious that time was not on her side anymore.
She groans "Damn it, the others probably already have gotten some stuff, and I have nothing! Zero, I'm SO gonna get kicked off after this"
Gals like Courtney were just picking themselves up from the ground after falling from the last few feet of the tree she was supposed to go to, trying to forget about her blunder with the hole, even though everyone else had watched it. And Heather? Well, she had returned back to the camping grounds and when she saw Chris and Chef waiting for the campers she made sure to give one nasty glare, who the latter gave one back but internally laughed at how she is covered in all that goop.
''Yeah it's not that this isn't funny, let's not hide anything in the kitchen anymore ok? I'm the guy who has to clean it up later" He said with a grumpy voice.
"Fine, but just because most of the trainees are mostly busy with my other stuff''
Leading to that discussion between Chef and Chris about not hiding stuff in his kitchen anymore.
"I'll think about it."
"That always means no."
"It means I'll think about it."
*Confessional On*
"It means no."
*Confessional Off*
"And three. Two. One aaaaaaaannnnndddd...nnnooooow!" He turned back to the campers as they wandered back into camp "And that's it, ladies. No more hunting for helpful goodies. Now we move onto the second portion of the...hey, where's the other two?"
The girls looked around, not seeing the hide or hair of the last two cupcakes. "Huh, where are those two?" Zoey asked with a slightly nervous edge
"Maybe there somewhere on the island where they couldn't hear?" Katie suggested.
"Like where? Those speakers are all over the island."
Chris and Chef shared a look but said nothing.
"Oh no. You're down two team members. What a pity." Heather said as helpful as normal "Look on the bright side. You won't have to worry about choosing between your two friends to kick off since I'm pretty sure neither of them is gonna vote for the other."
"That's weird, I wonder what could happen for them not to arrive here on time," Katie thought, out loud.
"What? But...damn, where are Lindsay and Cora?" Zoey bit her lower lip in worry.
"Maybe they got eaten by a bear," Courtney said, a bit morbid.
"Jesus Courtney! Dont say it as that" Zoey said.
"Well as much as it sucks that our friends may be lost, busy, or eaten! The show must go on, and by that I mean get ready cause the challenge is still going my friends" Chris said, smiling and not losing his host magic.
"This is gonna be so easy now" Heather smirked.
Zoey shot her a glare, then looked at the host and pleaded with her eyes as much as she knew he would tolerate.
"Fine. If they're not here in the next ten minutes. Then we move onto the next phase."
Zoey gripped the inside of her palm. Come on, guys. Get a move on!
They were getting a move on alright.
From being propped up against the wall of the cave to the floor.
This time 'he' was on top. With Lindsay half propped up on her elbows as she gazed up at him with lust so thick, it clouded his vision. It didn't mean she wasn't still the one in control, but the way her expression had switched from 'let me take care of everything' to 'come hither'
There is only so much teasing a man can handle before he breaks, and right now Cody and Lindsay were just so focused on each other's embrace that even after the extra time Chris had given them, they didn't show up.
*Start of the challenge*
"I'm sorry to break it to you people, but it appears that your teammates are not going to show up" Chris smirked
"Oh no…I hope they are ok" Zoey said "But then again why are they taking so long?"
"Maybe they got trapped and can't get out," Courtney said, not giving too much importance.
"Whatever, let's just start this challenge so I can have less dead weight to worry about when they get eliminated," Heather said, annoyed.
"Geez, what has gotten into her?" Katie said.
"She doesn't like to be in the kitchen that's all" Chris throws a jab at her with that joke.
"SHUT UP! Let's just grab our shit and get started"
While everyone had to just face the fact the challenge was going to start, we see the scene back in the cave where Lindsay and Cody were taking back their breath after all the stuff they did in the cave such as kissing, french kissing, groping, sweating and stuff.
'Oh…geez. I can't believe it, I am having such a great time with one of the most beautiful women I have ever met, and we are doing it in the wild…in a cave…on an island…wait why are we on an island again?
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"OH CRAP!" He finally remembered.
"Cody, you scared me! What happened?" Lindsay asked, not realizing what he did.
"Lindsay we are late for the challenge! We have been here for too long!" He said.
"...Oh! Yeah, we were supposed to be doing that right?" She said, finally understanding it.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! We need to get dressed up and go right now"
"Yeah I get you but…you can't really go out like that right?"
Lindsay points at his crotch whose erection is at full mast, even more, impressive after that little boost from that weird food. Cody just sighs and then tells her.
"Just…Just go without me ok? I will be there soon enough, just need two minutes" Cody told her.
"Two minutes?" She asked.
"Trust me two minutes will be plenty." 'Especially with the thoughts I have to work with now.'
"You need help?" She asked innocently, even though the question couldn't possibly ever be considered innocent.
"No. But thanks to that image I should only need 'a' minute. Now, please."
She looked at him, biting his lip for a second before nodding. Picking up the container and leaving their private getaway.
The container wasn't nearly as heavy as it looked. More awkward to carry than hard to lug around. Apparently, Chris wasn't 'that' much of a sadist. It didn't even take half a minute for Lindsay to carry whatever it was out past the rushing waters into the sunlight. What 'did' however was her boyfriend appearing behind her almost the moment she stepped outside.
"That was fast." She didn't sound all too happy about how quick he was to...relax.
"I 'was' needing that for a while." He defended. "And you were just..." Cora wagged her eyebrows. Lindsay's smile broke and she pecked her girlfriend on the cheek. Cora's smile pulled harder at the corners of her mouth than the Grinch.
"Come on, let's get this back to camp." She said and took one side of the box hoping they weren't too late.
While the two of them were running back to camp. Everyone else was starting to get their heads in the game, looking at the items they had acquired with so much effort and thinking about what to do with said tools. Each team had been presented with a big log of wood and they had to use what they brought to make the best statue that shows the soul of this show, or else it would be one of them getting the BOOT!
"We wasted too much time waiting for the others to come so I just give you all four whole minutes to think on what exactly you want to sculpt sounds fair? Just kidding, your opinion is not needed" Chris said before walking away.
"Just remember." He called out over his shoulder "It has to be 'hot'. So threetoonego and all that."
He was disappointed they hadn't taken a second to realize what he'd said before they huddled together to plan their sculpture...well the bitches huddled at least. A one-person huddle wasn't so much a huddle as it was someone trying in vain to pretend they weren't lonely.
Zoey cast one more look towards the wood as if by magic they would appear like customers at a coffee shop appear two minutes before closing, but no. Nobody was riding in on a white horse to save the day. Which meant Zoey was on her own. She opened her box containing her tools. A pretty basic wood carving set sat in front of her containing a few wood chisels on the far end of the size spectrum and a single carving knife, looking suspiciously like half of a whittling set that somebody had divided up. She could get a lot done with this she supposed, but she suspected the rest of this totally not divided up hobbyist dad's Christmas present was with her teammates.
She bit her lip. Held up the large carving tool and looked over at the bitches who were...arguing.
Her wonder about what they could possibly be discussing lasted about as long as it took for her to see Heather make an hourglass gesture with her hands and then point at herself, followed by pretending to lug around something too heavy which made Courtney snap at her. Heather wanted it to be a statue of herself, but Courtney wasn't having it. If this stands then those two were going to be arguing for...ages.
Zoey looked at her wood. Tilting her head a bit and thought about it for exactly 10 seconds before placing the tip of the biggest chile against the log, then striking the butt of it with the included hammer.
The one advantage of working with yourself instead of a team? You're not going to argue with yourself.
'At this point of the competition, they are still arguing like rabid dogs. Will they ever learn? Ok Zoey you can do this, even if the odds are against you, giving up is not an option!'
With fire and determination in her eyes, the red-haired girl closes her eyes and starts to ponder about what would be the best option for the sculptor that could bring her victory. Should she do what Heather was saying and make a statue of herself? Or maybe one of her yet-to-come members?
'I can't wait for them forever, I have to start up and pray to god some miracle happens' She thought to herself before grabbing up a tool.
*In the Woods*
While Zoey was doing her best by herself, we go back to see how the two other participants are currently at, and right now? Nothing much besides running through the woods. They were so busy with their secret make-out session that the thought of the challenge had disappeared from their minds.
"C'mon we gotta hurry Cody," Lindsay said to him.
"I-Im trying",
Unfortunately for the two teens, they were sort of blue balled because of that, their fun was stopped at the worst moment, and even though Cody had relieved himself better than what Lindsay was allowed to. Both of their eyes kept gravitating towards certain areas of interest. The fact that they were all in a hurry made things even worse because certain things were bouncing *ahem* Lindsay's tits.
The blonde-haired girl was also quite clumsy and didn't seem to pay attention to the branch as she ended up falling down.
"Uuuhhh!"
Conveniently though she fell most classically, face down and butt up…and what's that? Right before Cody was just a few inches away from her? Yeah, the geek ends up toppling over because not only was he unable to stop, his eyes were locked onto her magnificent ass, and forgot to even try to stop himself. In a way, his life had turned just like those main protagonists from anime, always getting into accidental situations where you end up doing something sex whether it was meant to happen or not.
"S-Sorry Lindsay I..." Frozen like a rabbit when instead of trying to pull herself out from under him, she began wiggling her hips, which had the added effect of wiggling her behind against his...
"Luhh." He shook his head "Lush-Lindsay. I know we're both...I know neither of us wanted to luh-leave but."
Oh, god. She looked up at him over her shoulder with so much smoldering in her eye that it was surprising that he didn't burst into flames "Butt, butt but we can't..." Sure we can, just drop the package, walk back to your secret fun place and do what you came to this island to do. That 'is' why you signed up for the show right? Before they got you the money you originally applied for the show because you wanted to meet a cute girl. Well, you have a steaming hottie ten times more than what you were willing to settle for writhing under you right now. F*ck the prize you have what you wanted. Who cares if you let down.
"Zoey!"
Lindsay stopped, just like any woman who would hear a name that wasn't there, rip out of their boyfriend's throat while trying to turn them back on.
"We can't do this to Zoey. She's probably back at camp right now waiting for us." He took a breath trying to steady himself as he continued to look into her beautiful blue eye "Lindsay as much as I wanted to. As much as I 'really' really want to. It's not fair to her. She's our friend. We can't do this. Not yet."
Lindsay stared up at him for the longest seconds Cody had ever experienced before he found himself being pushed off. The blonde got up without a word and grabbed hold of the package again. Cody grabbed the other side and they both lifted it back up, heading back to camp again and very pointedly avoiding looking at each other. No matter how the way they were holding the box pushed up her NO!
They walked back in silence. Hoping that they weren't too late.
Those guys were so late!
*Confessional On*
"I can't believe how late the rest of my team is! What is so important that the challenge becomes the last thing in your mind? We are all here to win damn it! Ugh! I am so mad right now" Zoey said, annoyed.
"I don't know why my team can't just shut up and make a statue of me, you can't find anything more fan service than this" Heather points to her body "Honestly no matter how many of them go away, it's always the same, they never listen to reason"
"I just want to lay down," Courtney said, feeling tired now that her anger dissipated more after the embarrassing moment.
*Confessional Off*
"It appears that the challenge is going in two ways, Chef," Chris tells his long-time friend.
"And what ways exactly?" Chef asked.
"One solitary girl and a group of bickering chicks"
Zoey worked. She worked hard and she worked fast. Taking advantage of every single second that the other team was in each other's faces to get as much of a lead as possible. Carving away bark and timber as she visualized the image inside the log just waiting to come out. Groaning when her arms started to protest the amount of work they were being made to do but powering through. She couldn't stop. She couldn't let the team down. She couldn't be the one to let the team down!
However, as much of a 'lead' as she had, she was also one girl trying to whittle down a log by herself. Whittling is not a rapid artform, especially for a log this size. She wasn't nearly so far into her sculpting as she would prefer before the only member of the team not arguing took notice.
"Um, Guys?" She said while trying to come between them.
She might as well have tried coming between two natural disasters for all the attention they gave her, continuing to argue as though she weren't there.
"GUYS! LISTEN!" Katie screamed louder.
That seemed to take the others for a loop and now we're paying attention to her.
"Ugh, what's wrong with you? Dont scream so loud out of nowhere, want to leave me deaf?" Heather protested.
"The other team has already started!" Katie said again.
"Wait what?" Courtney looked around and saw that Zoey was putting herself to work while they were screaming at each other.
"Great look what you did Courtney, if you had just shut your damn mouth and agreed with me this wouldn't be happening" Heather protested.
"Me!? You're the one who acts like she is some sort of queen!" Courtney barked.
"Guys...do you two want to lose so badly you can't stop talking crap to each other and focus on the challenge?" Katie said, losing her patience.
"Crap?" Courtney looked ready to drag the pigtailed girl into the argument.
"Do you want to win?! Yes!? Then pick up the friggin tools and get to work!" She paused "you know what? I'm just gonna get started now. I'll make a statue of Sadie. There! Done! I've made my decision and I'm gonna start now. Cause doing 'something' is better than what you two are doing!" She snarled before walking over to the log and raising the chisel high over her head...only to have it yanked out of her hand on the downswing.
"YAH!" Ffftttt." Her first was in her mouth a moment after smacking it against the log. She whirled back to glare at her teammates, who were smacking their closed fists against their palms.
"Once. Twice. Shoot!"
"Ha! Rock breaks scissors. Statues of me." Heather bumped the girl sucking her hand out of the way with her hips and started marking out where to start sanding and chipping away to free the true beauty of the lumber.
"You finally stopped arguing? Was it because of what I said about teamwork?"
Courtney nodded "Well that and from the angle, you were gonna split the log." And not because you were going to carve a statue of your best friend who from your frequent descriptions probably wouldn't win us the challenge.
"Alright, markings are done. Who's ready to have twice as much perfection in their lives?"
Katie lets out a sigh "Just hand me the saw already"
*Confessional On*
"Now that we have finally chosen the hottest piece of ass on the island, this challenge is gonna be easy peasy" Heather smirked, feeling victorious
"Sometimes I wonder if it's worth being on this island just to be surrounded by people who keep going at each other's throats all the time," Katie said, annoyed.
*Confessional Off*
Zoey noticed that the bad bitches team had finally started to get to work, and while she had a headstart thanks to some of their big egos that needed to be in 'charge' now that would be a problem.
'Damn it! There goes my advantage, where is my team when I need it? Please god, I know how stupid it is to pray for something so silly but give me a break here, im trying SO hard' Zoey kept telling herself.
Almost as if something was listening to Zoey's cries for help, two individuals who have been missing for quite some time had finally arrived back at the game, they didn't do any major sound or commotion that would make the rest look at them, their steps were quite silent and they were not running but walking, taking back their breath. But it was like something had made them, for just one sec, stop doing what they were doing and look at the other side, as Cody and Lindsay showed up, with their part of the materials, the sun shining behind them for dramatic effect.
Cody huffs before saying "We are here…god we are finally here"
"I never did anything as difficult as that last running effort," Lindsay said, frustrated.
"And here comes the cavalry!" The host beamed as the two crabs walked with the huge package behind them "Here to save the day at the last possible second."
Cora nodded "Well we..." Chris cut him off, then stabbed them both through the chest with his chest words.
"Too bad the last second was a half an hour ago."
Despite the large amounts of sun they'd been getting over the past several weeks, the two went deathly pale. While their listening in and hard-working teammate went very red and nearly knocked what was to be the nose of her creation.
"What!?"
"Yuh what h-she said. What!?"
"HA!" Heather being Heather couldn't help but take a precious few seconds to gloat.
Chris ignored the two and examined what they were still miraculously holding onto despite the rest of them going numb. He huffed and looked between the two. Stopping on Lindsay "Well you 'did' take your time getting your hands around this huge package didn't you?" He said, turning away as if he didn't notice her eyes bulge or her cheeks redden. He brushed his hands across it and even reached down to take a whiff "Fish and barbeque. You went for the one in the 'secret cave behind the waterfall'. Nice." He said with emphasis, hammering the words in that sure enough made them flinch like he was hammering them down when he said it. "This stuff was really good too. Probably would have guaranteed you the win. Pity, it took you so long to get it. Must have been quite the epic ordeal with all the raccoons and bears we lured in there, what with all the moaning and groaning we heard through the camera speakers."
The box 'did' fall that time. Avoiding breaking their toes by centimeters
"S-speakers?"
"Yeah. I mean the camera can't see anything in there, but the audio records are juuuust fine."
"Oh..." Both Lindsay and Cody said, now feeling really nervous about it.
But instead of the host teasing them about this or maybe warning them not to do again whatever they were doing, he just smirks before talking.
"Now hurry up and go help your teammate, it's getting really sad seeing her there all by herself with no one in the world to look out for her.
*Confessional On*
"I wasn't so lonely! Just angry and frustrated, I don't want to act like I know what they went through to get the box they can no longer use but why. did. they. TAKE SO LONG?!" Zoey screamed.
"Great, after all that work bringing that box now we can't even use it? That's so unfair, then again it was my fault in the end" Cody said, sighing in defeat "Could have been way worst"
"Have you ever done something really nice only to be interrupted to do something important but when you let go of your own free time to do said thing, they no longer need you or it's just plain bad? This is one of them" Lindsay said with a frown while crossing her arms under her breasts.
*Confessional Off*
"Seriously guys, why did you two take so long to get here?" Zoey asked.
"I'm sorry Zoey, it's just that...where we were right now was really difficult and dangerous," Cody said to her, which was true.
"And we really wanted to succeed so it took time to get away from the bears," Lindsay said, thinking that Zoey would understand their case if she knew there were wild animals.
She didn't look happy with the answer, but at least she didn't deem it fit to continue probing them for answers. "Just...help."
"Sorry," Cody said with a saddened look "So what are we making exactly?"
Zoey looks at them with a serious expression "Ok pay attention to this because I'm only going to say it once" She then starts whispering to both Cody and Lindsay.
Lindsay yelled "Really?!"
Zoey sighed but nodded.
"I like, totally don't know what to say?"
"Don't say anything. Just follow my lead and carve!"
While the two groups were working their hardest, be it with frustration or not because of certain events, Chris just walks away and starts looking at the camera.
"Looks like Zoey's missing members have finally come back to join her, but due to their late arrival, their new tools won't be used. But will the extra help finally be what our red-haired participant needs to win this? Find out later after this commercial break"
The Bad Bitches moved with a surprising amount of coordination as the log they were chipping away at slowly began to take the shape of a person. It wasn't yet identifiable as a woman but it was still farther along than what you'd expect from a group that would much rather be at each other's throats.
"Hey! Watch it with Sander. My chest is not that small." Heather napped at Courtney.
"Oh, you want it to look like you 'post' change. My bad." The CIT drew back without a hint of sincerity.
"Just mind where you're going with that thing. Not everybody gets the opportunity to have themselves immortalized, and I want it to be accurate"
"Well, maybe you'll shrink back to normal?"
"Uh, Well maybe you'll shrink back to normal." She mocked back "Just watch it. And you!" She snapped at Katie "Watch my butt. You're this close to getting the rear-to-leg ratio all wrong." She turned to present the example to her teammate "See. Tight and toned, with legs for days. If I end up with a Leshawna backside I 'will' be having words."
"And what exactly are you doing?" Katie asked, struggling not to bite her lip or tell the girl to take a long walk off a short pier.
"The most important place of all of course." She carved another knot away from what will be her nose "My face."
"Mmm. Can't help but notice that's less than the rest of us are doing."
"Uh, because it's the most detailed. Obviously."
"Mmm." They decided not to really pay attention to her and simply went back to focusing on her tits and ass.
The wooden her, that is...though they did keep having to make...references.
Katie wondered if the Cupcake ere having an easier time
"Are you sure you're getting it right?" Zoey asked as he carved out the back of the statue while Cora worked on the front and Lindsay worked on her face.
Oh sure. I've seen my face in a mirror dozens of times. It'll be super easy to get the shape out."
"And I know Lindsay's chest like the back of my head."
"...What?"
"Hands! Like the back of my hands."
"...That doesn't sound any better."
"I'm carving as hard as I can be."
"You mean as 'fast' as you can be?"
"What did I say?"
"You said, you know what never mind. Just concentrate on her chest."
That was easy enough. Since from the way they were positioned, the real ones that he knew like the back of his hands were resting against the back of his head. Making him like...'fast' as he could be.
The job wasn't an easy one that's for sure, not just because they didn't have a lot of experience with woodworking or how to perfectly cut it into some parts, but mixed emotions were playing a role in distracting Cody and Lindsay. Were they angry that they were unable to use the materials they fought so hard for? Yes! But that was not the main focus, the thing is! Cody and Lindsay are very much still turned on, after their little get-together in the cave, especially Lindsay, and even though the challenge was still happening and there were people and cameras around them, that didn't stop the blonde-haired woman from getting a little handsy.
Such as brushing her hands against his cheek when Zoey was distracted, or leaning in more to act as if she wanted to tell Cody\Cora something but, in reality, she was pushing her chest deeper into the back of his head. You can say half of it was intentional and the other unintentional, but what was real is…they were distracting each other.
"Lindsay." Cora whispered through the gap in her teeth "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Working on my face." She said plainly as if she weren't trying to mold herself to her would-be lovers back.
Those types of teasing came back and forth between the work that was being done on the statue, and Zoey looking at them with suspicion before they acted like nothing weird was going on. Cody liked the attention a guy like him was getting from a girl like Lindsay, but this wasn't the best moment for it, it's like no matter how hard he wanted her to understand that the blonde-haired bombshell head was filled with anything BUT the challenge at hand.
"Let's see" Lindsay leans over as if she wanted to check out his work "Looks pretty good"
"Y-Yeah it sure does," Cody says, nervously.
The blonde-haired girl goes to his ears and whispers "If you're this good with a wooden chest, I can imagine what you can do with a real pair" She bluntly tells him.
He would have lost a toe in the following seconds if he hadn't regripped the chisel a moment after letting it go. A hard lump formed in his throat as he felt the soft lumps at the back of his head pushed even further against him, while another 'lump' made itself known to him that was killing him to make sure it didn't make itself known to anybody else.
He tried counting to ten but stopped after four when he realized he was counting to her heartbeat in his ears.
"Lindsay!" He whispered. "Not the time."
"How are you two doing over there?" Zoey said from out of eyesight.
"F-fine." He replied.
"'Very' fine." The blonde said back.
"Lindsay." He hissed through his teeth. As much as he wanted it. As much as he really, really wanted it this wasn't the...oh that smile is hot.
While Cody was having a hard time thanks to Lindsay constantly making things…well hard, the Bad bitches were still at it.
"My nose is not that big."
"My cheeks aren't that shallow."
"My eyebrows are much finer."
"Oh my god! Shut up Heather, you're not some sort of almighty goddess of beauty ok? You're like any other girl, but way more whining than you're meant to be'' Courtney said, getting tired of Heather's constant whining.
"We are not artisans, so we can make this as realistic as you, we gotta take what we can before time is up," Katie said.
"Well, EXCUSE ME! The so-called C.I.T over there is way too large for people to find hot, and I'm sure I'm a fan favorite. I have the best clothes, the best hair, and the most balanced body" Heather said, full of herself.
"Because you have the biggest head," Katie muttered too low to be heard while working on Heather's ass...oh the irony.
"Hey! How is the work going on there? Surely it's not gonna take too long right? I hope I'm not distracting you all" Chris said while having a megaphone at full volume while smirking.
Not as distracting as what was going on behind the codemeister. He actually appreciates Chris's interruption.
"WERE FI-" Cora coughs "were fine!"
"Team double B?" Chris asks.
"If you want to rush perfection. Then we were not long for finishing" Heather speaks, full of herself.
"Oh I'm sorry, do you want me to find some gold and coat it around your face or something? Miss im the best" Courtney spat.
Lindsay was done with sculpting her face, while she wasn't a sculptor she thought that it had ended up quite nicely like her own features, however, once she was done she looked to 'Cora' some more and decided to be a little more playful.
"Looks like you're nearly done huh?" Lindsay whispered to him.
"Y-Yeah, just a tiny bit more and it will be a hundred percent done," Cody said, sweating a lot, making a huge pair of sculpted wooden boobs was difficult, he said it was nearly done but he wasn't sure if it was perfect.
"Is that so?"
Lindsay smirks before her hand brushes around his neck and goes lower to dangerously low places.
"You're so good with your hands Cora, you know what? When we get off this island…I'm going to totally let you screw my brains out"
What the beautiful blonde-haired bombshell told him was such a surprise, that Cody's eyes opened wide enough to the point it looked like he was trying to spit them out of their sockets, did she really say that?
She's going to let him WHAT!?
*CRACK*
Alas, but when you are doing sensitive work that requires attention, that sort of talk only serves to make things worse. As the pair turned in slow motion to see a weight thump into the sand at their feet. Something big and heavy. Their necks crane up to see the blade of the chisel occupying the space where half of the statue's chest had just been.
The two stared at Lindsay's basswood left tit. Yep, he had just done that, horror slowly mounted in their minds as they scrambled to think of a way to...
*PHEET*
"Time 's up!"
'...no'
Cody and Lindsay look at each other with worry, knowing too well what that meant.
"Lindsay...I..." Cody tried to say something.
"And step away from the sculptures. It's time I got my critic on!" Chris said with quite the enthusiasm to judge others "Let's see what the bad bitches have here first, thanks for all that argument it better be worth it"
Heather stood proudly next to her doppelganger. Hands crossover over her chest mimicking the pose they'd given the carving "As you can see we've managed to perfectly recreate a mirror image of the most beautiful girl in Canada, who I've been told greatly approves of the work"
"You've spoken with Celine Dion?"
Heather scowled but wisely invited no further snark as he examined the group's handiwork.
"Mmmm...nnnn...Not bad. Do you have to carve out a bunch of knots in your rear? Cause it's looking a little flat."
Heather shot Courtney a look. The CIT rolled her eyes.
"The chest is...not square. As a man several years older than you is as accurate as I'm allowed to describe a likeness of you in this particular area without needing to speak to HR later. The face?" He gave her a thumbs up "Like a sketch from a mirror 9 outta 10."
"Why thank you I...wait, why only nine? You said it was like a mirror."
"Yeah. A 'sketch' from a mirror. A little lesson here honey, just cause it's your hair doesn't mean you know how to cut it. And I challenge anybody to tell me the self-portrait they did in high school actually looks like them."
"You're saying I don't know my own face?"
"I'm saying if you want to pursue a career in fine arts, stick to doing other people. But overall I give it aaaaaaa B...minus."
*Confessional On*
"To be fair I didn't really put my hundred percent in making her ass look like the real deal, it felt humiliating and honestly stupid, but I enjoyed the look on her face when he said B minus," Courtney says with a smirk.
"Unbelievable! We have what could be seen as the best piece of art this freaking island has ever seen and this is what we get? Freaking B minus? I bet if we did a statue of him with more muscle than he actually has he would automatically give us the money" Heather said, angry at how things turned out.
"At this point, I'm just glad we somewhat got a good grade for the effort, I just wonder how the other team is coming along," Katie said.
*Confessional Off*
"Now that this is done with, let's check out how the late cupcakes are doing with their side of the statue, hopefully, they make a miracle out of it" Chris commented.
Zoey sighed. The butt she'd been carving out staring back at her. She knew it probably wasn't a perfect one for one of Lindsay's behind but it was hardly the most complex part of the anatomy to copy, just as long as it was big and round. Still, her hands and shoulder ached (more than they had as of late) from the strain of the effort. She allowed a little bit of schadenfreude to slip through and hoped her teammates felt a little worse than she did right now as payback for coming back too late.
"Ok fine, let's just get this over with, and maybe our chances will be..."
The moment Zoey got up and turned around to see what her teammates were going with their part of the work, something was amiss. First, she looked at the statue's chest, and rather than seeing the large and voluptuous globes that Lindsay had, instead she saw a smooth and flat surface, it got worse as her breath hitched and her skin turn pale when looking down and seeing said boobs laying on the ground as if someone had just removed surgically.
"What?" She asked, really confused.
"I-I can explain" Lindsay was the one to say it instead of Cora, maybe she felt bad or wanted to dodge the blame from her love interest.
"WHAT?!" Zoey said again, this time screaming, feeling anger coming out.
"I'm sorry I'm sorry!" She blurted out again. Cora started opening her mouth to correct her when...
"And let's see our sweetness as sugar teams work. Nice work on the face, way better than your opponnnnoooooo...noooooo" His eyes traced down from the bust on the statue to the bust in the sand "Do you really hate your girls that much? Nothing is stopping you from getting them taken down a notch back on land, you didn't have to take it out on the poor statue."
Chris asked as the red-haired cupcake's fist balled up and she turned redder and redder in the same way her teammates turned paler and paler.
Chris sighed. He turned to his co-host.
"What'd you think?"
"I..." He cut him off.
"Yeah, I thought so too. Ladies and more ladies. As much as I would love to pretend this was a close call, one of these statues was carved with the model's current figure in mind, while the other one, despite superior craftsmanship unfortunately has her endowments sitting at her feet sixty years too early. So it is with great regret that I inform you that the winner of the challenge is, the BAD BITCHES!"
The bad bitches after hearing that are more than happy and cheer in the joy of it, surely winning because the other team seemingly had a mishap on sculpting, or perhaps they just didn't know what they were doing didn't feel as rewarding for some, but that didn't really matter to Heather as she was happy someone was going home today and it wasn't her.
*Confessional On*
"I wonder if I could take that statue back home with me, it's not perfect but once I win the prize money I ask a professional to make a really amazing statue of me in the fanciest of materials," She said, feeling full of herself.
"I don't want to sound like a mean girl right now, that's not my style. But I'm starting to think that the remaining of my teammates have become clumsy" Zoey takes a deep breath "Idiots, there I said it Dont judge me, who comes so late and still messes up in the end?"
*Confessional Off*
"Well, this was actually…Nah I can't say it was fun, more like weird, but interesting. Now leave these statues here or what's left of them and get ready for tonight's bonfire ceremony, something tells me that it may be more interesting than normal hehehe" Chris said with a laugh, before walking away along with Chef.
The teams look at the host walk away while everyone's minds were racing with different thoughts after this, especially the cupcakes. Cody looked at Zoey wanting to apologize for what happened but the moment she turns around all he sees is a glare of anger, thinking that she was mad at him for the accidental mastectomy status that he gave the statue. After that the red-haired girl just walks away as well not wanting to stay there with her less than useful teammates who drop the ball at this challenge, leaving only Lindsay and Cora on the campsite.
Cora sighs before looking at Lindsay "I-I…Im sorry Lindsay, I let the team down"
"No this was my fault, I was the one who distracted you," Lindsay said, feeling down.
"Don't worry though" He clenched his fists "I make this right"
*(Scene change)*
It was night already and everyone was reunited by the campfire, the many participants now dwindling in numbers week by week. Silent was what they offered though, not even a single word like the winners taunting them or the losers screaming in anger, just silence, Chris Mclean was looking at all of them in his special little area where he could look at them all, having a plate of marshmallows in his hand. Chris coughed into his hand in the way those that don't need to cough but want to do. In front of him sat the last remaining members of his carefully crafted 'good guy' team. Though 'team' didn't seem to be the correct word right now, Zoey had taken pains to distance herself from her other two friends and positioned herself on a separate log despite there only being three of them left. In stark contrast to Lindsay, who was sitting too close to Cora that her fingers were brushing against the shorter girl's leg even with her hand firmly latched onto her knees
"And then there were three." He said solemnly "I have to say, Sweet Cupcakes, sabotaging yourself isn't the best way to lose. I mean I expected it from the other team, but not from the ones I put together specifically for your charming personalities." He over-sighed, "Alas, you did lose, and now it's time for one of you to say goodbye to the island and your chance of winning one to possibly four million dollars."
Cody gripped the log to hide his flinch.
*Confessional On*
"All I had to do was focus on the challenge but did I do that? Noooo, now we lost thanks to that lack of focus due to me…being distracted. I'm not even sure why I am here anymore, maybe it's time to make things right" He said before holding up a card that had his own name written on it 'Cora' before putting it on the ballot box "Huh…well it was nice while it lasted"
*Confessional Off*
"You all know the drill so if you don't get this sweet marshmallow, hit the deck and the first one is…Zoey!" He throws it at her "Not a surprise there"
Zoey catches the marshmallow but doesn't say anything, she just looks at it with a frown before eating it.
"I'm glad I got to know you" Cora whispered to Lindsay.
"Likewise" She whispered back while holding his hand romantically.
*Confessional On*
"This is my fault…not anyone else. I wasn't focusing on the game, but something else" She said before holding up a card that says 'me' instead of her name as she puts it on the box "There is no point staying here if I'm not in it to win"
*Confessional Off*
"Now then, we all know how this works." He said picking up the sweet squishy cylinder of gelatin "You get a marshmallow, you get to stay and keep competing for a fat cash prize. I don't. You get your enlarged behinds carted away. Now then, the first and only suspenseful marshmallow goes to..."
"Um, I thought you said..."
"Zoey." He cut her off and tossed her a treat.
Cody felt a weight settle on the back of his palm before slim fingers moved between the spaces of his own digits and began stroking his palm.
"What are you doing?" Cody whispered.
"Holding your hand silly, you seem so stressed out, as if this is goodbye," Lindsay said.
Goodbye...
His front brain knew that goodbye wasn't forever and they'd be seeing each other again in a month at most, while his screaming lizard brain was screaming at him that every day he and this dynamite girl are apart is another day the girl less than stellar memory would cause her to forget about him as her mind drifted to thoughts of chiseled hunks rather than short, scrawny nerd, in depressingly good drag. While his third, lower brain was telling him to...well, what else would it tell him to do.
"Thanks." She smiled and squeezed back. He didn't deserve her, but...he let them down at the last minute. He dropped the ball.
"Y'know. I wish we still had more people here so I could drag this out longer for tension, but seeing as theirs just the two of you left the last marshmallow goes...to..."
"Goodbye Lindsay." He said quietly and moved his hand so Lindsay's palm was facing up just as Chris picked up the last treat.
"Goodbye.."
"...Cora!"
Cody paused for a second. Wondering how Lindsay's voice suddenly dropped like six octaves...before feeling something spongy in his other hand. He looked down to see that yes, the marshmallow was indeed in 'his' hand.
'...What?'
"Lindsay. Please take the walk down the dock of shame."
'WHAT?!'
He felt her fingers de-lace from his before she got up and started walking towards the waiting boat.
Cora sat there frozen for a second, before madly scrambling.
"Lindsay." She said, catching up to her "How?"
*Confessional On*
"I messed up." Cora sighed "I lost focus and cost our team the win..." She holds up her ballot for the camera to see "Which is why..."
*Confessional Off*
"...I voted for myself."
He stood there staring for what seemed like forever. Chef went to hurry it along but Chris put a hand on his muscular arm. The D in the show's title stood for 'drama' after all.
"But that..." He turned back to camp for a second looking at his red-haired teammate and it clicked "You said sorry." He looked back up at her "You made her think it was you that broke the statue. You covered for me."
"No."She put her hand to her chest "It wasn't your fault."
"I was the one holding the chisel Lindsay. I'm the one who broke your statue's chest."
"Yeah, but it was total because I was distracting you. You would have done good work on my wooden boobs if I hadn't tried to get your attention on my real ones."
This didn't sit well with him, not one bit, he was the one to blame, thanks to him being a pervert they lost the challenge because the boy could not tell Lindsay to stop what she was doing, and now she was going to be eliminated? He should be the one being booted off the island, he was not even supposed to be here!
"Don't beat yourself up because of it ok? Promise me that you won't just give up the next challenge on purpose, make sure to try your hardest" She said to him, smiling.
The disguised boy just stood there as the most beautiful woman on the island, both outside and inside just walked away, to the dock of shame, ready to be taken off the island and he could not even kiss her one last time before they were apart, maybe he was being a bit dramatic, but at the moment it felt so much more serious.
"It's always a shame to lose a bombshell isn't it?" Chris piped up "But hey! One must move on, plenty more where that came from"
Cody looked after the boat till it was out of sight.
Chris turned back to the camera. "And that brings us down to five. Five lucky ladies all looking left to duke it out for the grand prize. ThreeTwo teams...you know what?" He rubbed his chin "Three on two isn't really fair now, is it? Huh. Better make it five on five!"
"That's right folks! From this moment on there are no bad bitches or sweet cupcakes. It's just five determined, driven and photogenic beauties battling it out for the chance to win one. Million. Dollars! Only here on Total."
"Drama!"
"Island."
He clapped Cora on the back "Or four million in your case. Ey Cody?"
The disguise looked like someone had pulled the plug on his foot and caused the color to drain from his body.
Zoey looked confused "Wait...Co...'dy'?"
"Also." The host raised a finger "Since we were all so used to these faces. What's to say we add five new ones?!"
The two on the beach followed his finger, to see another boat rapidly approaching the island, with several unfamiliar shapes dotting the deck.
"Five brand new contestants enter the fray as the teams break apart. New chances for drama. New challenges where everybody is now out for themselves. I just dropped three bombshells at once so tune in next time to see the fallout in the next episode of Total."
"Drama!"
"Island!...for real this time."
"I hate you."
"And the producers love you kid."
"...Wait...Co...'dy'?! You're a G..."
END OF BOOK I
A\N: Is that how you do it? When you end a story but there is another part but separately? Anyway...HEY! Looks like the cat is finally out of the bag huh? our favorite bombshell was eliminated and 'Cora' secret was just exposed! What will happen to our geek friend now that his unofficial girlfriend was eliminated and the rest of the female competitors know that he is a guy? A separated story will be posted, with the continuation of the story but not now, thanks for everything.
