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First chapter to break 1000 words. Damn. And this was supposed to be only half a chapter.

Hope you enjoy!


Naruto waited for the last team to exit the classroom, leaving team 7 all alone, before he began his plan of action. He quickly got up, much to Sasuke and Sakura's surprise, opened up a scroll and poured a small amount of chakra into it.

From the scroll came out some ninja wire, a bucket, and a bag full of chalk powder.

His teammates looked at the blonde in curiosity as he had a devilish grin on his face.

Last time, Naruto was able to get Kakashi with a simple duster on the head, but this time that wouldn't do. He needed this to be perfect.

Naruto imagined the look on Kakashi's face while he began to work. He used the ninja wire to tie the bucket filled with chalk powder to the ceiling of the classroom and built a mechanism connecting the bucket to a duster he placed on top of the sliding door of the classroom.

After making sure everything was set properly, Naruto grinned with a look of satisfaction before sitting back in his place. Sasuke went back to his brooding and Sakura glared at Naruto for a brief period, but neither of them said anything about it or tried to get Naruto to stop his antics.

An hour passed and the 3 children were beginning to get annoyed at the tardiness of their sensei to be.

Suddenly the door opened and Sakura felt a bit of pity for what was about to happen. Kakashi Hatake, jounin of Konoha, entered the classroom and felt something fall on his head with a cloud of powder. Annoyed, he grabbed hold of whatever was resting on his spiked silver hair and looked at it. He thought, 'This is why I hate kids'.

He looked towards the genin hopefuls that he was to fail this year and was weirded out. The blonde, who was most definitely the perpetrator, was looking at him smugly. But the other 2, were looking at him wide-eyed and confused.

Then all chaos ensued. As Kakashi was distracted by the looks on the genin's faces, a bucket began to fall towards Kakashi. The jounin prepared to deflect it with a hit. But right before the bucket reached Kakashi, it was suddenly pulled back and came to a halt. However, the chalk inside it did not. He watched in shock as a bucketful of fine chalk powder completely covered his front.

The now white silhouette looked at the children who were trying to stifle a laugh. However, the blonde began chuckling loudly. Kakashi was unamused.

He quickly said, "Meet me on the roof in 10 minutes" and then disappeared.


The genin trio waited on the roof of the academy for their sensei to show up. They had been completely silent for the entirety of the wait, until Kakashi arrived, wearing a fresh set of clothes.

Naruto was the first one to break the silence with a grin, "Sensei, did you like my prank?" The other 2 looked at him in shock as he asked such a stupid question.

Kakashi looked at the blonde with a death stare, releasing a tiny amount of killer intent to spook the child, and replied with a creepy eye smile, "Yes… In fact, I liked it so much that I've decided to give you a reward…"

While the killer intent did not induce the required effect on the blonde, his previous knowledge of his sensei's character acted in it's stead as Naruto audibly gulped.

"...I know how much you like to do the laundry, so I decided to let you wash the clothes that you so graciously ruined."

Naruto questioned the simplicity of the punishment as the other 2 looked on. He sighed and nodded until Kakashi continued speaking.

"And I'm going to need it by tonight."

Kakashi knew Naruto didn't own a clothes dryer, and expected naruto to panic when he was asked to wash the already difficult to wash and dry shinobi outfit within just a few hours, but Naruto shrugged and accepted the punishment with a bit of relief, much to the one-eyed jounin's dismay.

Kakashi decided to let it be and began to speak again.

"Well, now that that's over, let's get down to business. To get to know each other better, let's introduce ourselves, shall we? I'll start. My name is Kakashi Hatake, jounin of Konohagakure, and your new sensei. The things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies."

The 3 genin stared at him blankly.

Kakashi gestured to Naruto, "So, our little prankster, why don't you go next?"

The blonde grinned and introduced himself," My name is Naruto Uzumaki! My favorite thing in the world is ramen, and I dislike whoever's been throwing dog poop through my window when I'm not home. Seriously, it's annoying. My hobbies are training and… training some more. And for my dream… I'm going to become the strongest ninja in the world and the greatest hokage this world has ever seen!" He silently added, "and protect everyone…"

His wonderful audience looked dumbfounded at the mention of the dog poop.

Sakura retorted, "Like a dead last like you will ever become hokage… Well it's my turn I guess. My name is Sakura Haruno. I like…" She giggled. "I dislike Ino-pig and other boys. My hobbies are, well..and my dream is to…" She blushed and looked towards Sasuke, who wasn't paying any attention.

Kakashi took advantage of the awkward silence to ask the last genin, "Alright then, are you going to introduce yourself or just sit there?"

Naruto laughed a little at that while Sasuke began his speech, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, as I'm going to make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and-"

"Yeah, yeah we get it, you like brooding and sitting around brooding. Sucks to be you." Naruto interjected before Sasuke could finish the last part.

Sakura hit Naruto smack on the head and Kakashi sighed then said,

"Well, that's enough for introductions. Tomorrow you'll have your test to see if you become genin. Meet me at training ground 7 at 5 in the morning. And I suggest you leave your stomach empty if you don't want to be throwing up during the test."

Sakura interjected, "But didn't we already pass the academy test and become genin? Why is there another test?"

"The academy test was just the basics, to weed out those that are too weak to pass this test. If you don't pass my test, then you'll be sent back to the academy for another year." Before turning to leave, Kakashi looked towards Naruto, "And I better see my clean clothes by tonight"

The trio sat in silence as Kakashi disappeared into the streets of Konoha.


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