"Last time on Total Drama All Stars," Chris recapped "Our heroes and villains went digging for buried treasure and uncovered a few nasty surprises.. Gwen kept on crying about Courtney, Dawn made some new animal friends on Boney Island, and Scott villain'd it up big time, trying to sabotage the other team. But he got caught. The Heroic Hawks were once again victorious. And Lightning, after miscounting the pieces and caring about his own muscles, got the royal flush home! 17 competitors remain, which one of them will ride the sewer system next? Find out right now on Totall Drama All-Stars!"
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind.
(The Camera zooms into Chris and Chef landing in a helicopter, to the top of the cliff, and into the lake. Bridgette was seen swimming with some fish as Dawn was meditating underwater. Cody was swimming too until a fishing line caught onto his shorts and pulled him up. It was revealed that Scott was the one who caught Cody in a canoe. Fang appeared out of the water on the other side of the canoe, jumping into it and launching Cody and Scott high into the air.)
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see. I wanna be famous.
(Heather was in the forest glaring at a smirking Alejandro when she saw Cody falling from the sky and caught him. Cody smiled sheepishly while Heather rolled her eyes but smiled a bit. Scott just fell on the ground next to them.)
I wanna live close to the sun. Well pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Sam and Dakota were seen sitting in beach chairs smiling at each other. Lightning was seen kissing his biceps while Lindsay was also seen relaxing in a chair. When she saw the camera she smiled, the camera zooming into her shining teeth.)
Everything to prove nothing in my way. I'll get there one day. Cause I wanna be famous.
(The camera zooms out from a white glare in Courtney's binoculars to show that she was looking at Gwen and Duncan kissing under a tree and got so mad she broke the binoculars. Noah walked by in the background making a cuckoo gesture. Zoey, Mike, and Cameron were nearby talking. When Zoey and Cameron walked away, Mike's hair flicked down over his left eye and he chuckled evilly. Duncan's the only one to see this and glares at him suspiciously.)
Na na na na na naaaa na na na na naaa na na na na na naaaaaa.
(Jo and Brick were racing to the beach. This time Brick wins.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
(The camera pans to show everyone except Jo, Brick, Cameron, Sam, Lindsay, and Dawn standing on canoes or rafts with duoling sticks glaring at their opponent. The pairs were Lightning vs Mike, Scott vs Zoey, Alejandro vs Bridgette, Noah vs Cody, Heather vs Dakota, When it got to Gwen and Duncan vs Courtney, the top of Courtney's duoling stick was on fire as she smiled menacingly at her two opponents. Cut to Mike and Zoey at the camp fire sharing a kiss as the camera slowly zooms out to show everyone else sitting around whistling the end of the total drama theme song with a sign about them saying Total Drama All Stars.)
The camera shows the outside of the loser cabin.
"Ugh, I'm sick of these crudtacular beds." Duncan said after coming back from talking to Gwen.
"Let us hope it is our final night here." Alejandro said from the bunk above Duncan's.
Scott laid back on his pillow, but it was hard. "Ow! Ugh, this is worst than the farm. Back there the pillows were stuffed with small animals. Bity, but at least soft." Scott punched the top bunk, that soon fell down on him with Noah, who was on that top bunk, in tow.
"Great, just perfect." Noah said getting up. Scott got up too with a spring in his eye.
"Argggg! Lousy discount bed!" He punched the broken bed, but then got a hand full of nails. "AHHHHHHH!"
Confessional: Duncan
"Scott's okay, at least with him you know what you're getting. Which is crud, but still, nice to know."
End of confessional
"Well, good night gentlemen." Alejandro said before laying down and drifting to sleep.
"Says the one with an actual bunk." Noah bitterly muttered laying on the ground.
Confessional: Noah
"If I'm not in that hotel by the end of the next challenge, I'm going to lose it!"
End of confessional
The camera panned over to the girls side of the cabin.
"Thanks again for losing the challenge Jo." Heather said to Jo who was laying in the top bunk.
"Me? You're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging!"
Gwen, who was trying to sleep on the bottom bunk, was getting annoyed with their arguing.
"It's everyone's fault for not working together as a team! Now cram it I am trying to sleep!" She snapped digging her head under her pillow.
Confessional: Gwen
"That might have sounded a little rude, but those two are seriously driving me crazy!"
End of confessional
Cut to the spa hotel where an owl was hooting, until the butler came out.
"Shhh, sir." He said.
Mike plopped down on one of the beds. "Oh ya, back in the hotel." He said as Cameron sat on the bed next to him.
"Yeah, though I feel kinda guilty looking at Brick's empty bed." The camera showed the bed with Brick's bag and clock on it. "Hope he's alright on Bony Island."
On Bony Island, Brick was laying on top of a tall tree.
"Ahh. This should be a nice spot to rest. And it's nice and safe." Brick said as the camera pannes down to see about six bears growling from the bottom of the tree. "Right little guy?" Brick said to a squirrel that jumped down from above him holding an acorn. The squirrel threw thr acorn at Brick, causing him to fall from the tree.
"Woah! Ahhhhhhhh!" Brick started getting mauled by the bears. "I can't bear it!"
"Brick should be fine." Sam said.
"Yeah, the guy is a military cadet, Bony Island might even be a challenge for him." Cody agreed.
Cut to the middle of the night were Gwen waa seen sleeping. An ominous figure creeped through the window and carefully stuck it's hand under her pillow. It grabbed her diary and quickly snuck back out the window.
"Perfect." He quietly said. On closer inspection the figure looked like Mike but his hair is left over his left eye and his voice is deeper.
In the morning the Heores were seen having breakfast.
Cameron picked up an egg. "I've never seen eggs so perfectly hard boiled! The odds are 10 trillion to one."
"And there's maple bacon!" Mike cheered. "Let's never ever lose."
"They even have perfectly tossed watercress salads. This hotel is the best!" Bridgette said.
Dakota looked over at Sam. "Sam, are you okay?" Sam looked a little paler than normal.
"I'm fine, just feel sorts drained a little, a lot." His face fell in his waffles.
Confessional: Sam
"Feels like something sucked all the blood out of me last night. Weird." A giant blood-filled mosquito flew by in the background.
End of confessional
"Too bad Brick isn't here." Cody said before an idea came to him. "Why don't we smuggle some food to him when he gets back?"
"Great idea Cody." Zoey said as everyone stuffed some food into their pockets.
In the boys cabin, Scott was seen asleep before abruptly waking up.
Confessional: Scott
"I had a weird dream that was having a picnic with Courtney. She kept bossing me around telling me how to set up a picnic blanket. And I kinda liked it."
End of confessional
"Attention campers, forest recon on five, over!" Chris said over the loudspeaker.
Cut to both teams walking into the forest. Heather and Gwen were in the back of the group.
"Listen Gwen, I'm much as I don't really like you, I'm sorry about yesterday. You're right, you should start working together if we're ever gonna win." Heather told Gwen.
"Really? Okay then. Thanks Heather."
Confessional: Heather
"What I said was true. Arguing with each other isn't gonna do us any good. Kinda ironic since all we did was argue on Team Amazon and we were damn near unstoppable."
End of confessional
Once Heather walked away, Jo came up to Gwen.
"Okay you were right. Teamwork is the way. Truce?"
"Uh, sure." They fist bumped.
Confessional: Jo
And getting Gwen om my side is the best way to do it."
Confessional: Alejandro
"I saw Heather and Jo try to get Gwen on their side, but I will be the first to do so. Then I'll be the one that Heather needs. Uh, and Jo. Heather and Jo.
Confessional: Noah
"They're not as subtle as they think. Though getting Gwen on their side is a logical move. She's the most safe on the team..."
Confessional: Alejandro
"And where Gwen goes..."
Confessional: Jo
"Duncan follows!"
Confessional: Gwen
"As much as I don't really like Heather, she did kinda mellow out during World Tour. Jo on the other hand, I know she's trying to play me. And good luck.
End of confessional
The team arrived to where Chris is wearing a military helmet.
"At ease soldiers. Let's all welcome back eggs out Hawk, Brick!" Chef drove up in a jeep with Brick.
"Hey Brick, how was exile?" Zoey asked.
"Aside from the blinding hunger and bear attacks, pretty good." He said getting out of the jeep and falling over. The rest of the Heroes ran up to him.
"Don't worry bud, we smuggled you breakfast." Cody said as they all held out what they brought him.
"You all are very honorable soldiers. I'd go to war with this team any day." Brick said eating some bacon.
Chris started explaining the challenge. "Welcome to today's experiment with your pain thresholds." The campers looked uneasily at each other as Chris laughed. "Get ready for an ingenious twist on the war movie challenge from season two."
"War challenge?!" Brick said jumping up as if he wasn't attached by bears.
"Yep." Chris answered." There are two weapon caches in the heart of this forest- the big one is filled with state-of-the-art paintball weaponry. And the little one has a bunch pretty old paintball slingshots. Whoever gets there first gets their pick, and then you've got to pick off the competition."
"Looking forward to it!" Jo smirked rubbing her hands.
"You get one point for each opponent you splatter. Since the Villains have less players, first team to seven win and one of the losers will get a dishonorable discharge tonight, flush o' shame style."
Duncan groaned. "Paintball again? Whooo what a twist."
"Old man Chris is really losing his touch." Noah agreed.
"Oh yeah that. One of the conditions of my parole is that I can't use or be around heart projectiles like paintballs." Chris explained as Chef walked up to them. "So instead you'll be using, leeches!" All the campers voiced their digest.
"Live bait again?! How is this not on your parole?" Dawn asked.
"Hey, no one cares about leeches. This is practically the only good use for them."
Confessional: Heather and Noah (Yep, I'm allowing two people to be in the confessional at once)
"Leeches? Chris is really making us earn the million dollars this year, jerk." Heather complained folding her arms.
"You're telling me. Now I actually gotta start putting in effort, again! Shmuck!" Noah complained also folding his arms.
Confessional: Brick
"They never used leeches back in cadets. Golfballs sure but, not leeches."
End of confessionals
"As the winners of yesterday's challenge, the Heroes get a full one minute head start." The Heroes cheered. "Ready... set..." Chef shot a leech pistol in the air, and the leech landed on Scott.
"Ow!"
The timer started as the Heores took off.
"Know who could have beat the Hawks even with a head start? Lightning, way to go Jo." Noah complained.
"We all voted him off, remember?"
"We may not need to worry." Alejandro said pointing to Sam, still exhausted from the blood loss. Brick and Dakota came back for him.
"We got you Sam." Dakota said.
"Never leave a man behind." The two held onto Sam as they continued running.
"You may have a point," Jo said. "But we've got our own lazy slowpoke on our team." She pointed to Noah, who was sitting in a rock reading a book.
"As correct as you are, I have to admit he was a rather formidable opponent in season three. He'll pull his weight and if he don't, we'll simply vote him off." Alejandro said.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Noah is once again a problem to my game. He can pull his weight and has no target on his back, especially on a team of villains. Everyone will be after each other while Noah flies under the radar. I'll have to weight for the right moment before I can get rid of him.
End of confessional
"Villains, you're up on three, two, one!" Chef shot the leech pistol again and it again landed on Scott, who was still trying to pry the first one off.
"Hey!" Chris laughed as the Villains took off.
The heroes were running through the forest, with Brick leading them.
"We're making good pace soldiers, let's keep it up!
Confessional: Lindsay
"Brick is a great leader. Not too bossy and doesn't let it get to his head. Hard to find someone like that on this show."
Confessional: Mike
"Having Brick in this challenge will give us a huge advantage. Good thing there aren't any mutant gophers here, they're pretty scary." Mike gasped, and the malevolent one appered.
"And I love when things get scary." He said in a deep voice laughing before gasping again changing back to Mike
"So uh, uh... What was I saying?"
End of confessionals
Brick and Dakota were still carrying Sam.
"Does anyone even know where the Heart of the forest is?" Dakota asked.
"I'll go take a better look." Zoey said before jumping and flipping up the trees like an acrobatic. Everyone looked in awe.
Confessional: Zoey
"After last season, I took some classes to control and work on my commando skills."
End of confessional
"Over there!" Zoey pointes from the top of a tree. She jumped down and joined her team.
The Villains were running towards the same direction before stopping.
"Okay, they're heading left. If we take another path maybe we can cut them off." Gwen said to the Vultures.
"Good plan babe!" Duncan said as they started running.
"Go Vultures!" Scott yelled.
"Yes we can!" Jo yelled.
While the Heroes were running, Sam started to feel better. "I think I'm good now guys."
"Great Sam, we'll put you down when we get to the caches so we don't waste time." Dakota told him.
"And there they are!" Brick said as the creates came into view.
"Let's go for the big one!" Bridgette said running towards the big create. But was cut off by Duncan who suddenly appeared at the create first, followed by the rest of the Vultures. The Hawks skid to a stop.
"Woah, where did they come from?!" Mike asked.
"Ha! Suckers!" Duncan tanuted as Heather blew a raspberry.
"We gotta go for the small one!" Brick said as he and Dakota let go of Sam and headed to the smaller create. Lindsay opened it and picked up a bucket of leeches.
"Gross."
"Guess this is the low-tech crate all right." Mike commented.
Dawn picked up another bucket of leeches. "Such precious creatures.
The Villains cheered for getting the big create.
"Who needs Lightning am I right?" Jo said, though Noah and Gwen rolled their eyes.
Duncan punched the create and backed up. The create fell apart and revealled a number of leech guns and a cannon.
"I'll take the cannon!" Heather, Jo, Scott, and Duncan said at the same time before glaring at one another. "No I'll take the cannon! Ugh!"
"We use it as a team, right Gwen?" Alejandro said.
"Uh,"
"Yeah, obviously." Jo said. "Go team!"
Duncan and Noah just gave each other a knowing look.
Confessional: Duncan
"So Jo and Alejandro are both making a play for Gwen? Fat chance. Gwen's too smart to fall for any of that. I'm surprised Heather isn't making any moves. Then again she didn't mellow out a bit in season three. Gotta admit though, I'm a little offended that nobody's trying to work me. Though I can't be manipulated either, so it'll just be a waste of time."
End of confessional
"Alright, we need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the other guys. Fire the cannon!" Gwen said enthusiastically, which Scott happily obeyed and fired the cannon. Though without really thinking, the leeches hit one of the cameramen.
Confessional: Gwen
"Whoops. Heh, being leader is tougher than I thought."
End of confessional
Chris was watching Gwen's confessional and paused it.
"Tell me about it." Chris said laughing. "The Villains are off to quite a start, but which team will make it to the finish? Find out when we come back on Total... Drama... All Stars!"
After commercial break
In the forest the Heores were walking with their ammo.
"Too bad we didn't get the machine guns. My am would have been perfect." Brick said.
"Tell me about it." Sam said. "I've got a highscore on tones of war game. Not once did I have to use a slingshot.
"I don't know, I'm kinda glad we got the slingshots." Cody said. "Not too heavy, and my aim with these things are pretty good.
"Well I for one am glad we didn't get those." Bridgette voiced. "As fun as it was before, I'm not keen on using those again.
"Well, these slingshots will make it easier to be stealthy with. Lugging thise giant machine guns everywhere would make us stand out." Cameron said.
Lindsay looked behind some trees and saw a cave. "Hey look, there's a cave. Maybe two of us can hide in there and surprise any villains that come by."
"Great idea Lindsay." Zoey said.
The Heores walked inside to the back of the cave.
"Glad it's not too dark in here." Brick muttered to himself.
"Okay, so who's staying here?" Bridgette asked.
"I would like to stay." Dawn said. "I want little to dk with this challenge as possible. I can't hurt these little creatures."
"I'll stay too." Cody said. "After season one, I'm not too excited about being in those woods alone."
"Understood. Everyone but Dawn and Cody, let's move out!" Brick said leading the others out of the cave.
"We have to find the Villains before they find us." Lindsay said.
"Stealthy forest maneuvers? This sounds like a job for a Svetlana!" Mike said trying to bring out Svetlana.
"Whoo, she's my favorite." Lindsay said clapping.
Cameron looked up at Mike. "Svetlana, is that you?"
Mike gasped, putting his arms down. "Nah, still me."
Confessional: Mike
"I don't get it. Last season I could barely keep them in, and now they won't come out." Mike tore his shirt off. "Hey Vito, my shirt's off." He then hit his hand on the wall. "Ow, darn wall. Am I right Chester? Chester?" He git in a fetal position. "Anybody?
End of confessional
Duncan, Gwen, Jo, and Scott here pushing the cannon through the forest when they stopped.
"We're easy targets like this. Maybe we should ditch the cannon." Gwen said. Jo was against it.
"No way! I haven't even had a chance to fire it yet. Isn't that right sweetheart?" She said hugging thr cannon.
"Uhh, yeah. The cannon is pretty pointless anyway. We have machine guns for crying out loud." Noah reminded.
"Exactly. We should split up." Gwen said.
"Agreed. I'll go with Gwen." Alejandro quickly said.
"Why do you get to go with the leader? It should be me." Jo argued. While the two argue, a leeches comes flying towards Alejandro, but he's quick to duck.
"What the?" The Villains look to see Zoey behind some bushes
"Dang it, I missed." She made her escape as the other Villains tried shooting at her. Jo went to use the cannon and shot it, but the leeches hit Scott instead.
"Ahhhh! Oh come on!" He groaned before falling to the ground.
"Hahahaha, that's a points for the Heores. And none for Villains." Chris said over the loudspeaker.
"But Zoey missed Alejandro!" Duncan shouted.
"Friendly fire counts."
The Villains glare at Jo. "What? Dirtboy got in my way!"
"You can take your excuses, and shove them up your-" A leech hit Heather in the head before she got to finish.
Camera showed Mike waving before running off.
"In my hair!" Heather said trying to pull the leech out of her hair. "What is wrong with you?!"
"Hahaha, make that two to zero." Chris said.
"Ugh, we're wasting time, come on!" Gwen said as her and Duncan ran off, with Noah going a different direction.
"Avenge me!" Heather was her yelling.
Jo stopped and picked up Scott's gun. "I'll handle Zoey." She ran off as Heather still tried to pry the leech off her hair.
"Adios chica." Alejandro said running off.
Duncan and Gwen were creeping through the woods. "Just pretend Mike is Chris and you'll totally hit him." Duncan whispered.
"Oh, that would be wonderful." Gwen said. "So, how do you feel about Alejandro and Jo?"
"You mean how they're trying to play you? Honestly, doesn't worry me. You're too smart to fall for their tricks. They're just wasting their time."
"I know, it does feel reassuring knowing that I'm safe for awhile since they need me so bad." While the two were talking, Sam and Dakota were watching behind some bushes aiming their leeches.
"Awesome, this feels just like playing Fortnite in real life. Once we hit them we can snag their loot." Sam whispered to Dakota.
"I love it when you talk video game." Dakota said dreamily facing Sam, accidentally letting go of her leech, hitting Sam.
Sam stood up mumbling. "One half de-half half half da-halfa." And he fell back on the ground.
"Oh no, I'm so sorry Sam." Dakota said loud enough for Duncan to hear.
"Gotcha." He shot at the bushes, hitting Dakota.
"Ewww! This is so gross!"
Chris came on the loudspeaker. "The Villains lucked out on one point, and Duncan scores another. Can they pull through?"
While Duncan was listening to Chris, he spotted Cameron behind them.
"Angle 47 degrees, allowing for minimal wind resistance." Cameron shot the leeche. It hit a rock, then a tree, then a squirrel, and was heading for Gwen, but Duncan jumped in the way.
"Noooooooo!" He said in slow motion while taking the leech to the back and falling to the ground.
"Duncan!"
"Great shot Cameron!" Dakota said.
"Thanks-" Gwen bombarded Cameron's face with leeches. "Uhhh, my face feels tingly." He fell to the ground.
"The Villains score again, the score is now tied. 3-3."
Gwen kneeled down to check on Duncan. "Are you okay? I can't believe you just took a leech for me."
"I'd do anything for you babe." Duncan said as he and Gwen were about to kiss, but Gwen was then shot in the back of the head.
"Aggghhhh!" The two looked to see Mike.
"Sorrry, couldn't resist a shot." He said before running off.
"It's four to three Heores!"
Alejandro was walking through the woods when he heard voices and hide behind a bush. Bridgette and Lindsay came into view.
"Thanks for coming with me Lindsay. I'm still not a fan of being alone in the woods." Bridgette said to the other blond.
"No problem Bridgette. And this way we can watch each other's backs." Lindsay said.
Alejandro readied his gun through the bush. "Say hello to my little friends" He whispered. Lindsay turned in his direction and saw the gun sticking out of the bush.
"Duck!" Lindsay shouted as she and Bridgette quickly ducked from the leeches.
"Who's there?" Bridgette shouted. Alejandro rose from the bush. "You!"
Confessional: Bridgette
"Okay, I know before I said I don't normally hold a long grudge, but he put me in a coma! His parents were forced to pay for my hospital bill too. Of course I'm still mad at him."
End of confessional
"I got this one Lindsay. This one's personal." Bridgette said readying her leech.
"I am aware you're still angry at me Bridgette, and I do not blame you, but I still must take you down. You understand." Alejandro said aiming his gun.
"We'll see about who's out, Al." She smirked.
"What did you just say?! Do not call me that!" While he was distracted, Bridgette shot her leech and hit Alejandro in the face.
"Ahhhhh!" He blindly ran off trying to get the leech off.
"You did it Bridgette!" Lindsay said hugging her.
"Yes! That felt great!" The girls then heard a growl. "Uh, was that you Lindsay?"
"No, I thought it was you." The girls turned around to come face to face with an angry bear.
"Uh oh." Bridgette said as she and Lindsay hugged in fear. The bear roared at them until suddenly it was bombarded with leeches. The girls looked to find their savior, Noah.
"Back off ugly!" He said firing more leeches at the bear. The bear growled and shook it's head to get the leeches off. Some hitting Lindsay, Bridgette, and Noah in the process. The bear then ran off.
"Omg thank you Noah! You saved us!" Lindsay said giving Noah a bear hug.
"No... problem. God you're as strong as Owen." Noah wheezed as Lindsay put him back down.
"How did you find us?" Bridgette asked.
"Heard Alejandro scream. At first I thought it was Zoey since it was pretty girly."
"Even girlier than your scream after Duncan took your pants that time?" Bridgette teased. Noah opened his mouth, but then closed it with an annoyed look.
"No comment." He said walking off. The girls laughed before following.
"And the score is now six to five Heroes! One more point and the Heroes win again!" Chris announced as Jo was creeping near some rocks.
"Pathetic."
Confessional: Jo
"Some team. I'm stronger than Old Heather, Al, Count Gwen-ula, Stunk-can, Square head, and Sharkbait combined. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to dump Lightning this fast." Jo said as suddenly a small monitor with Lightning in it came down.
"I told you you'd regret it. Ha! I win! Sha-Woo!" Lightning said on the monitor.
Jo grabbed it. "What the?!"
"Hahahaha! He left a pre-recorded message. Just in case." Chris was heard saying. Jo tore the monitor from the string and smashed it on the ground.
End of confessional
Jo was now walking through a cave. "Smells like discount cologne in here. Cody!"
Cody was hiding behind a rock. "Okay, hope the dark doesn't mess this up." Cody aimed his leech and shot it, but it hit the wall in front of Jo.
"Time to start evening the odds." Jo started firing at Cody, but Cody panicked and ran back to where Dawn was sitting and hid behind her. The leeches all hit Dawn.
"Oh god Dawn, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to use you as a shield." Cody frantically apologized.
"It's okay Cody. I know it was just in a panic." Dawn said.
"It's now tied! It's still anyone's game!"
"Time to win this!" Jo said. Behind her, Brick was seen readying his leech. But Jo was alert and ducked in time behind turning to Brick. "Nice try Captain Whizz!" She tried to shoot her gun, but it didn't work. "Dang it it's jammed.
"Nice try Jo, you're going down!"
Jo growled and took off the ammo holder on the gun before chucking it at Brick, releasing the leeches. Brick matrix under them, before grabbing one of them and flinging it at Jo, hitting her in the head.
"Arghhh!"
"Hah! Not sorry." Brick said.
"This just in. With the final score of seven points to six, the Heroic Hawks win for the third time in a row!" Chris announced. "Although some of them didn't behave so heroically, Cody!"
"It was an accident. I didn't mean to I swear!"
"Do not fear Cody. At least we still won." Dawn said picking the last leech off of herself.
"Yes, relax Cody. Accidents happen. Sometimes panic makes a soldier do what he doesn't mean to."
We now cut to the elimination ceremony for the Vultures.
"Welcome back Villainous Vultures. Second elimination in a row." Chris taunted laughing. "Way to lose. Now, get ready to cut someone loose. It's votin' time."
While that was happening, Duncan noticed Gwen looking upset. "What's wrong babe? Upset we lost again? Cause I sure am."
"It's not just that. Before the ceremony, I went to write in my diary, and found it was burned." She held up what's left of her burned diary.
"What the?! Who the heck would do that?"
"I don't know!"
The two didn't know that Mike heard them and grew nervous.
Confessional: Gwen
"How and when could my diary have been burned. The only real way I can think of is using a lighter, and Duncan's the only one I know who even has one. But it shouldn't suspect him so fast. He wouldn't do this to me, and maybe one of the other villains did it. My guess is Jo."
Confessional: Mike
"I woke up last night outside of the girls cabin. My hand smelled a little like lighter fluid. Did I burn her diary and didn't know? What's happening to me?"
End of confessional
"Votes are in but, before I announce our loser du jour, I need a Hawk to volunteer for exile."
"I'll go." Cody volunteered. "I need to make up for what I did."
"Um, actually Cody, I need you here tonight for something else." Chris said, confusing Cody and the Heores. "Anyone else?"
"I guess I'll go." Cameron said. "I need to test my survival instincts."
"Okay, it's your funeral." Chris said as Chef led Cameron off.
"Good luck Cam." Zoey said.
"He's so little. Maybe the animals won't notice he's there." Mike said trying to stay positive.
"Alright, onwards and flush-wards. The following villains are safe: Gwen, Heather, Noah, Duncan, and... Scott!" Chris tossed the safe Villains their marshmallows. Alejandro and Jo, your on the edge. Alejandro for not being very useful in the challenge, and Jo for being a pain in the keister who also took out her own teammate."
"He should have ducked!" She said.
"And tonight's flushee is... Jo!" He tossed the last marshmallow to Alejandro.
"What?! Are you all nuts!" She shouted standing up.
"But, before we get flushing, I wanna do a little reshuffling. Today, two Villains acted more like heroes, and two Heroes acted more like villains, so pack your bags and which your teams, Cody, Dakota, Noah, and Duncan!" Chris announced as everyone gasped.
"What?! What did I do?!" Dakota asked.
"I thought you might ask. Take a look on the monitor." Chris said as the monitor near him showed Dakota hitting Sam, Duncan saving Gwen, Noah saving Lindsay and Bridgette, and Cody using Dawn as a human shield. "That about sum it up for ya?"
"That was an accident!" Dakota and Cody said at the same time.
"Yeah, I'm not mad at Dakota." Sam said.
"And I am not mad at Cody." Dawn also said.
"Doesn't matter, they're still switching teams."
"But I don't wanna be a Villain!" Dakota complained.
"Me neither!" Cody said.
"And I don't wanna be a lame-o Hero." Duncan said folding his arms.
"Meh, for once I've got no complaints." Noah said shrugging.
"Thank you Noah. At least one of you isn't being a big baby. Now just hurry up and switch, we gotta wrap up this episode!" Chris rushed.
Duncan stood up. "Well, it was fun while it lasted. See ya Pasty." He kissed Gwen, and she blushed and smiled a little bit.
"I'd say the same, but I'd be lying." Noah said.
"Well, see you guys later." Cody said with a wave.
"Bye Sam." Dakota kissed Sam before following Cody to the Villains while Duncan and Noah went and sat with the Heroes. Cody sat down near Gwen and Heather.
"Uh, hey guys. How's it going?" He asked a bit awkwardly.
"Bout as good as it gets around here." Gwen answered.
"My thoughts exactly." Heather said. Though she smiled at Cody at bit, which he returned.
Confessional: Cody
"After World Tour, me and Heather stayed friends. At least I won't be completely alone here. Amd seeing Gwen is nice too, but I'm not going to try and hit on her again. She just wants to be friends, and I'm okay with that.
Confessional: Heather
"Having Cody on my team is a blessing in disguise. Now I have an actual friend and ally who I can trust.
End of confessional
Chris and the Villains were at the Toilet with Jo in it. "Any final words?"
"Just flush it already!" Jo said as Chris flushed jer and she was gone.
"As you wish. Tune in for some more sweet sweet mayhem next time on Total... Drama... All Stars!"
So I just decided now that I'm going to do the extra scenes of where the All Stars end up after being flushed. Courtney was where Lindsay was though I don't remember where, and Lightning was still in Paris. Jo is spat out in some sewer.
"Ugh, what now?" She looks around and sees some scrubs. "Scrubs? Puh-lease. Do your worst you pathetic roach wannabes." Jo then got nervous as the scrubs started to swarm around her. "I take it back! Do your best! Ahhhhhhh!"
That's all for this chapter. Stay tuned for more!
