"This is an exclusive Clubhouse for the Cabin Leaders, the most exceptional scouts in camp Kidney" Lazlo went on, opening the door. He Told Andy that as the leader of Cocoa Cabin he had special privileges the rest of the campers did not have, the biggest being exclusive use of this Clubhouse. inside the clubhouse was a billiards table, a vending machine, a soft sofa with a TV and a vintage pinball machine.
Andy looked at Lazlo, looking back at the clubhouse, sitting on the sofa, pushing the cushions, it was much nicer than the beds in their cabins. Lazlo was showing him around as Slinkman entered the cabin holding a Bean Scout hat.
"Andy, after the display of Cocoa Bean Cabin during the Chili eating contest, we feel it appropriate to welcome you to Camp Leaders" Slinkman replied handing the Tiger a cap with had the word 'Leader' written on the blue stripe with golden lettering.
"But Tusk won the contest, shouldn't he be Cabin Leader of Cocoa cabin?" Andy asked as Slinkman informed him that the Banana slug already offered Tusk the spot, which he turned down and recommended Andy for. Andy put the camp on as Slinkman gave him a gold star badge.
"Congratulations Andy, your part of the Big Five" Lazlo added, clapping for the Tiger as he was still confused, asking about the Big Five. Slinkman informed Andy that The Big Five were the top of the Cabin Leaders. Lazlo Showed the tiger a wall with four boards with names written on them.
The board read 'Lazlo M, Edward P, Samson C, and Freddie H' in marker as Slinkman handed Andy a marker Andy a wooden board, telling him to write his name as he did so, scrawling 'Andy C' before he handed the board to Slinkman which he put it on the wall.
"So, Lazlo of Jelly Bean and Edward of Pinto Bean are Cabin Leaders, who are the other two?" Andy asked as Lazlo introduced him to the other 2 leaders, a grey Guinea Pig named Samson Clogmeyer in charge of Fava Bean Cabin and a Walrus named Freddie Harold in charge of Honey Bean Cabin, but everyone called him Harold as the camp had two Freds, the other being Fred Wilbert, or 'Wilbert' the beaver in charge of Baked Bean Cabin.
"So what are the responsibilities of being a Cabin Leader?" Andy asked as Edward explained the pecking order of Camp Kidney. At the top was Commander Hoo-Ha, the Camp's superintendent, then there was Scoutmaster Lumpus, followed by Slinkman, his assistant, then the Big Five, then the other Cabin Leaders and lastly the rest of the scouts.
Andy seemed to get the gist of what was being told it was after his initiation into the Big Five, formally the Big Four. eventually Dinner around as all the scouts were meeting up at the Mess Hall. Little did they know things would get Spicy. Over at Acorn Flats Patsy was looking over at the plans to get revenge on the new Boar Scout for Gretchen.
"You got the stuff?" Nina asked as Patsy opened a small wooden box, saying she snuck it from her father a few weeks ago and was saving it. what she held was a bottle hot sauce.
"This stuff was mixed with the hottest peppers" uncapping the bottle as red mist filled the room, the girls took a quick sniff before coughing as the gator screwing the cap back on. "He's going to regret the day he humiliated You Gretchen" Patsy replied as she heard some beeps coming from her arm.
"It's Powerpuff Time" a voice said as the Mongoose looked at the pink heart watch on her arm, signaling the Beans would be eating dinner soon, the three left Flying Squirrel cabin as they looked at the Gate Kiosk, which seemed empty.
"Rachel and Terrifield are keeping Miss Doe busy while we sneak out" Patsy commented, walking to the gate.
"Where do you three think you're going?" the loud voice of Miss Mucus asked, standing on the other side of the kiosk, eyes in her magazine as the scouts looked at her, swearing she wasn't there a second ago.
"We're sneaking over to Camp Kidney to mess with the Bean Scouts" Gretchen commented as Mucus pushed a button raising the barricade as the three wandered into the woods "Just be back before supper or you don't eat."
Eventually the squirrels made it to Camp Kidney's mess hall, climbing up the wall as they made their way up to the roof. Patsy asked for Gretchen's Nail file, using it to carve a small peephole to get a cue on where Tusk was sitting. they found him sitting with the rest of Cocoa Bean, across from Jelly Cabin.
"So, you two have those badges" the Boar asked looking at Andy's medal as Andy showed it off as other scouts were impressed. He was only there a day and he had already become a part of the Big Five. Andy looked around asking what they were having for dinner. Edward looked at him.
"What do you think, No Doubt Mcmuesli is going to feed us that leftover chili, I just hope he reheated it" The Platypus replied as Mcmuesli walked around with a cart, handing everyone a bowl of Chili.
"Okay Scouts, this is the last of it" The chef replied as the scout breathed a sigh of relief, Raj commenting that if he never saw a bowl of chili again it would be too soon. The scouts were busy talking they did not notice a spool of thread of being slid down the peephole, resting just above Tusk's bowl.
"Okay Gretchen, pour the sauce" Patsy whispered as the alligator uncapped the bottle, letting the sauce ride down the string, dripping into the Boar's bowl and Gretchen wasn't being stingy, the sauce rushed down, pouring as it trickled into the bowl, Gretchen topping the bottom of the empty bowl. a red puff of smoke rising from the bowl, going unnoticed.
"I Think you over did it Gretchen" Patsy whispered as The Alligator tossed the empty bottle into the woods, claiming it serves him right. they kept talking as Andy was asking where he could get some oil for his nunchucks. Lazlo informed him there was a store in Prickly Pines, offering to show him the town sometime.
Gretchen was staring through the hole, waiting for the boar to take a bite, her revenge was about to come into fruition; Nina and Patsy drilling their own holes to watch. Finally, Tusk picked up his spoon, about to dig in as he stopped.
"That's weird, I've never said this but There is food Infront of me and I DON'T want to eat it" Tusk replied setting the spoon down, Andy looked at him, commenting that he ate everyone's leftovers at the contest, claiming this was one of the rare instances where the Boar was full.
"He's NOT going to eat it" Gretchen commented, more pissed than anything that she wasn't going to get her revenge.
"If You're not gonna eat it, Can I, have it?" Lazlo asked as the boar handed the bowl to the Monkey, Red steam coming off it as Patsy's eyes shot open.
"NO, This is BAD" she Thought to herself as the monkey dipped the spoon did into the mixture, Gretchen poured the whole bottle into that Chili as she covered her eyes, not wanting to watch as the monkey brought the spoon to his mouth.
What happened next was a bloodcurdling scream as the Monkey ran around the Mess Hall, fire shooting out his mouth, Hearing the Monkey's painful scream was really getting to Patsy as it stopped. The Mongoose looked through her hole, The other squirrels did the same seeing Lazlo laying on the floor unresponsive.
"We need to get out of here" Nina realized as the three climbed down the wall, running into the woods, away from Camp Kidney and away from whatever would happen next.
Back at the Mess Hall, Steven was feeling Lazlo's hand, commenting he still has a pulse, Jakk added that it must have been some spicy Chili to get that response out of the monkey.
"But We've been eating that Chili all day, Tusk had... I can't even count how many Bowls" The Tiger replied confused, noticing the black thread he ran his finger along it, sniffing the red mixture coating it, which he licked.
"Yeah, that's hot sauce" The Tiger calmly replied, showing mild signs of sweating but nowhere near the reaction of Lazlo.
"It Must have been those infernal Squirrel Scouts" Raj commented, comforting his buddy as Clam attempted to Give Lazlo CPR as Andy looked at them, asking Raj what he meant by 'Infernal' as Raj went on.
"The Squirrel Scouts are Pure Evil" Raj added as Harold nodded, adding they were always messing with them, ever since they got to the Camp. Andy responded that they did not seem 'Evil' at the Contest but looked at them, asking why they would target Lazlo.
Raj Interjected, wagering that Patsy had something to do with this, she was the ringleader of the Squirrels and usually the one behind the pranks. Andy pulled the thread through the hole, concluding that this Patsy girl was the one who spiked Lazlo's Chili.
"Tusk's Chili" Clam added, pointing out the fact that the Chili was at Tusk's place as he gave it to Lazlo because he was full, meaning Tusk would have eaten it. This made Andy's blood boil. Tusk was his right-hand and best friend. If the squirrels were going to play hardball, then the Squirrels had to be taught a lesson.
"Raj, where are the Squirrel Scouts" the Tiger asked as Steven put his hand on the Andy's shoulder, telling him that they weren't in Westridge, going and beating up the Squirrels would only make things worse as Andy asked what they do. Steven responded they fight fire with fire as Samson spoke up.
"You mean Prank the Squirrels, we can't do that" Samson added as Steven looked at him, asking why not. What were they going to do, Prank the Beans Back. Edward nodded, agreeing with Steven. The Squirrels had been Pranking the Beans without any pushback. He was curious to see what would happen.
"I Got the same pranking kit My Big Brothers used when they were in camp, I was going to use it on the other scouts but if you're hunting big game, I want in on that" Edward added as Steven looked at Andy.
"Okay, Raj, Clam, Take Lazlo to the Nurse's Office, Steven, Edward, here's what we're gonna do" Andy whispered into the ears of the wolf and Platypus.
So the Clubhouse is from the Episode Camp Complain, as there are other Cabins, the Non-Big Five leaders are: Baked Bean- Fred Wilbert (Beaver), Lima Bean-Mort Seymour (Pelican), Peanut Bean- Norman Wooler (Sheep) & Soy Bean- Larry Lemming.