Firem78910: here we are with another chapter of T.D.I.H oh and it almost time for the split but any who lets get on with it
Chapter 15
Brunch of Disgustingness
"Last time on Total Drama Island. The remaining campers we off on a challenge that took them to the extreme. Even with Uravity braking her arm and Dekiru handling a rabid moose. The Gophers won the challenge. We also got to see four of the campers Quirks." Chris said with a smile.
Shows scenes where Ochako broke her arm and Izuku rode on a moose.
"Some were surprising." Chris said.
Shows scenes of Harold using Taskmaster and Lindsay showing off her intelligence.
"Others not so much." Chris said.
Scenes of Duncan using Plasmakinesis and Heather showing off Red Backed Lamia.
"But in the end it was Harold who crashed right off the island after catching the sights of Heather's tits. But not before confessing to the fair leshawna. Also our resident cinnamon roll stated that Ochako's breasts were better than Heather's even in her Quirked form. Now let's see what's in store for the campers in this episode of." Chris said as he does the last part of the intro.
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"ISLAND!"
(Play Intro)
The sun rises on a new day where the Symphylan Canadian Geese fly across the sky the 13 remaining campers enter the camp lounge. As they entered they noticed something was missing.
"Huh no breakfast?" Owen said.
"Oh don't worry bro there will be plenty of food later on." Chris said as both he and Chef chuckled. Eri was there as well wearing a little chef hat.
Leshawna noticed this.
"What are you two so giggly about?" Leshawna asked.
Only for Chris and Chef to ignore her.
But then he looked at the campers.
"Congratulations to the 13 remaining campers for reaching the halfway point in the competition." Chris Announced as both teams cheered.
Izuku and Ochako hugged each other in joy.
"You'll all be on the jury for the final episode." Chris said as the cheers became louder.
"We got the power, yeah!" Geoff shouted as he raised his fist in the air.
The two teams will become one next week. Chris said as both teams realized that it was the end for the Killer Bass and Screaming Gophers.
Which means everyone will be gunning for the 100,000 dollars.
"But first, all girls will go to the gopher cabin while the guys goes to the bass cabin." Chris said as Izuku and Ochako looked at one another and nodded.
Confessional Booth
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"Well Izuku was right about the split being soon at the very least our alliance at least until we reach the final episode." Ochako said.
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"Hmm the girls out number us 8 to 5. But I think we can win this especially since I got Ochako by my side." Izuku said with a smile.
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"Alright today's challenge is as old as history itself the battle of the sexes." Chris said with a grin.
Duncan winked while Lindsay blew a raspberry.
"After you guys are settled in I'll announce the challenge and then you'll have a bite… to eat." Chris said as both he and Chef began chuckling again.
This made both Izuku's and Ochako's instincts to go haywire. Knowing full well to not trust Chris's words.
They look at each other and nodded.
"Ready for a bit of good news. No eliminations this week meaning no one's getting kicked off." Chris said as the camper's cheers were louder.
All of the campers save for Izuku and Ochako were cheering. The latter two instincts were screaming at them to not trust him.
"It's all for reward and it's a good one." Chris said as the cheering became louder.
"Izu-Kun this smells like a trap." Ochako whispered.
"I know we'll need to play it by ear." Izuku said.
"Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!" Chris said as the campers began the move.
After they leave the pair chuckle again.
With the young heroes
Izuku had just finished packing and ready to leave.
"Uh Izu-kun can I stay in this bunk?" Ochako said with a tiny blush as points to Izuku's old bunk.
"Y-yeah you can." Izuku said with a blush of his own.
"Thank you. Um Izuku what should I do for the girls side?" Ochako said.
Izuku looked around and then he gives her a walkie-talkie.
"I have the other one with these you can spy on the girls." Izuku said.
"Oh but just one thing where did you get this?" Ochako asked as she points to the Walkie Talkie in her hand.
"Duncan in exchange that I give him his entry of my Quirk analysis." Izuku said.
"Of course it would be that. But with this I think we can make this work. Hopefully that bitch of a snake doesn't stop us." Ochako said.
"Yeah… also I'm sorry for… you know." Izuku said.
It took Ochako a few seconds before blushing.
"Oh no it's ok Izuku. Um I don't mind you looking at them." Ochako said.
For a few seconds before realizing what she had said.
"Um I mean oh damn it all." Ochako said.
"Uh can I look at them?" Izuku nervously said.
"Um not here but when we get out of this island." Ochako said.
She had given Izuku a promise.
"Well I got to go and thank you Ocha-chan." Izuku said with a smile.
Izuku left but just before he did he gives Ochako a peck on the cheek.
Izuku runs off leaving a blushing Ochako.
"Oooo dang that silly boy ya better confess to me soon." Ochako said letting her Kansai accent comes out.
She then decides to check on the rest of the girls. Only to blink when she sees Heather arguing with Leshawna.
"What happened here?" Ochako asked.
"Oh Heather being the usual bitch nothing new." Gwen said.
"Oh sweet I'm guessing she'll try to make sides and stuff." Ochako said.
"No she's trying to convince Bridgette to join her alliance." Gwen said.
"Ah well anyway I'll be next door if ya need me." Ochako said.
"Hold up next door?" Gwen said with a raised eyebrow.
"Ah yeah you do know that the cabins consist of two rooms when we were still the Bass and Gophers right." Ochako said causing all of the girls to stop.
Confessional Booth
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Lindsay facepalms.
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Gwen facepalms.
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Leshawna facepalms
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Eva facepalms.
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Katie facepalms
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"Really girls did you girls seriously forget about that I mean we had the boys next door." Ochako said as she pinches the bridge of her nose.
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"Ok I feel really stupid as stupid as a Quirk restricted Lindsay." Heather said as she faceplams.
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"Welp I just confirmed that the trope of girls being bitchy in a group is real. Huh makes me wonder if the whole trope of guys getting along instantly is real." Bridgette said.
Before she forget she facepalms as well.
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With the guys
After settling in the guys were having a bit of a party but it was mostly them listening to music and having sodas.
Izuku drank his soda as he worked on Heather's entry mostly about her weaknesses when he burped.
Izuku was a bit embarrassed about but the other boys took it a challenge.
First was DJ his burp was good and a bit better than Izuku's.
The second was Duncan who did a moderate burp.
The third Owen who burp was quite loud.
The last one to go was Geoff.
He took a deep breath and let it loose.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*!
Geoff release a burp so powerful that it not only shook the cabin but also knocked down several trees and cracked several stones.
It reminded Izuku of Present Mic's Quirk considering it knocked down a few trees and broke stone.
"Ok if it weren't for the fact that you had your QR bracelet on I would have called you a cheater." Duncan said.
"It kind of reminds me of a Quirk one of my teachers has." Izuku said.
"Alright then I say we make Geoff captain and Izuku as his number two." DJ said.
"Um thanks also here Duncan." Izuku said as he gave Duncan his entry.
He looks at it then smiles.
"Huh why haven't thought of that." Duncan said with a grin.
The other guys demand a speech and Geoff gives one.
"I owe it all to my big bro back home. For showing me how to pull back and let'er rip!" Geoff said as he gave out another burp.
The boys cheer.
"Izuku I trust you to keep the moral up my broccoli headed dude." Geoff said.
Izuku smiles and thanks him.
"Those chicks are going down." Geoff said as the boys cheered as they showed off their unity.
With the girls
With the girls however there was discord as the girls were divided into two.
Those that side with Heather and those that didn't and thanks to Ochako saying that there was another room next door helped things along.
"Ok I felt pretty dumb for not seeing this room. Thanks Ochako." Gwen said.
"You're welcome Gwen but still as much as I don't want admit it we need to work with Heather to win… at least until the split." Ochako said as the girls reluctantly nod.
"Yeah lord know what Chris is up to." Eva said.
"I couldn't get Chef to tell anything." Katie said.
"Shame but will need to roll with the punches. Plus Ultra." Ochako said as and the other girls nodded.
With Heather
"Ugh I hate it that Ochako is right." Heather said.
"Yeah Ochamlo has a point." Lindsay said.
"But until then." Heather said as Chris calls for them.
Camp Lounge
Everyone went in the Camp lounge as Chris announced that it was time for the next challenge.
"Uh, where's breakfast at?" Leshawna asked as Chris and Chef chuckled.
"Stop doing that!" Heather said having enough of the two chuckling.
"Let's just tell them that today's challenge is… The Bunch of Disgustingness." Chris said.
This made the campers gasp as Chris shows them a bunch of covered plates.
You'll be getting a nine-course meal each member of each team must finish each dish. Chris said.
Eri stuck her tongue out knowing that this will be gross.
"You will not know if the next dish is grosser then the last, not as gross or just as gross. Just that it will be likely be gross." Chris said with a grin.
"Oh Chris tell them what they will win." Eri said in an excited tone.
"Ok, ok little Narwhal. The winning team spends at local 5-star resort where they will be pampered, eat gourmet nosh and get antibiotics against anything they have caught while participating in this challenge." Chris said.
"I'll be there as well along Inko-Baa." Eri said with a smile.
"The losing team will go hungry tonight, get treatment and spend time with Chef for the next two days." Chris said as Chef grins wide like a psychopath.
The camper but Heather being Heather is determined to win.
"We are going to win this challenge." Heather said.
Confessional Booth
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"Ok hopefully we can win this and ease the tension. I mean I'll try anything once expect for any land based meat. I can't eat land based meat." Bridgette said.
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"I've seen the dishes that they're going to serve. Lord have mercy on my son and his future girlfriend." Inko said as she prays.
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All of the campers are seated ready for the challenge. Then Leshawna took a big wiff.
"Ahem. Take a wiff boys cause I smell victory for me and my girls." Leshawna said.
"I'll eat anything even my shit stained underwear… Do I have to?" Owen said as he pulls up a pair of dirty underwear.
"Let's begin the challenge! First… Hors D'oeuvres." Chris said.
The covers are lifted to reveal meatballs.
"Oh hell yeah meatballs." Owen said as he ate his plate.
Everyone looks at the meatballs with a grain of salt. Ochako did noticed her plate has a larger portion. She looks at Chef.
"What I told you I would be giving you a bigger portion until Dr. Lawson deems you well." Chef said.
"Ok fair enough." Ochako said as she begins eating.
"Well, technically, you're right Owen. But these are kinda special." Chris said.
Chef lifts one and with a smile says.
"It's Beef Testicle Bourguignon." Chef said.
Everyone gasped as they realize what they were.
"Testicles." Owen said as he barfs on DJ.
Ochako however had finished her plate.
"What? They were good." Ochako said.
Everyone especially the boys. Were shocked at this.
The girls decide to take Ochako's lead and eat the Meatballs. The boys on the other hand couldn't help but not eat them.
"Oh, I don't know if I can't do this to my bovine bro." Geoff said.
"I agree with you Geoff." Izuku said as he picks one up, closes his eyes and eats it.
Owen does the same. And DJ even cries on his plate.
"It's the hardest thing a man can do." Chris said as even he shudders.
Confessional Booth
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"Judging by the way the guys were reacting to the uh… dish… I knew we could win the round." Heather said.
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Heather decides to take a big bite of the testicle scaring the boys. Ochako eats another because she found the dish delicious.
Lindsay has some difficulties but she keeps telling herself it's for the resort.
"What's the matter?" Heather asked.
"Mm… you big boys can't eat a little meatball? Say Chef can I have the recipe?" Ochako said as finishes her 2nd plate.
Chef nods.
"Come on! We can't let the girls win! Our man hoods is at stake!" Geoff said as the boys rallied.
But it was not to be as the girls won.
After the round the boys began arguing until Chris blew on a whistle loudly.
"Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals?!" Chris said as the guys made up.
Confessional Booth
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"It's official the trope is real." Bridgette said.
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"The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in the Brunch of Disgustingness! So you guys like pizza?" Chris said.
"I could eat pizza anytime with anything on it!" Owen said.
"Anything?" Chris said with a grin.
"Fuck I summoned Murphy again didn't I." Owen said.
How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies. Chris said as he reveals the said pizza.
"Ew, I hate anchovies." Lindsay said in disgust.
Everyone just looked at her as if she grew a second head.
"What? Oh look at me in the eye and tell that you like anchovies." Lindsay said.
No one looked at her in the eye.
"That what I thought." Lindsay said as she eats the pizza.
"Ok I can't do this. That is just nasty." Leshawna said.
"Oh yes you are I'm not missing a heated pool just because you can't handle a few grasshoppers." Heather said as she ate her pizza in a single bite.
"As much as I hate Heather she's right. Right now I'm digesting a bull's precious cojones so Leshawna you're gonna eat." Gwen said.
"Fine I'll eat." Leshawna said as she was about to eat it.
Only for a grasshopper to jump on her hair.
"Ok no I can't do this the little grasshopper minding his own business. What I wanna go and bite his little head off for." Leshawna said as she cost the girls the second round.
"The winners of this round are the guys." Chris said as the guys cheer.
The girls glare at Leshawna.
"Damn it." Leshawna cursed.
"Alright, who's ready for the third course?" Chris said as he revealed the third dish.
Chef chuckled at this.
"Spaghetti! Well, actually its Earthworms covered in snail sauce and hairballs." Chris said.
"Nope!" Geoff said as he runs off.
Izuku was about to run but DJ intervened and said that he got this.
After a few minutes he comes back with Geoff and they make their plans.
Said plan was to cover their eyes and use a clothes pin. The boys eats it and they beat the girls.
"And once again the winners are the guys!" Chris said as the boys cheer.
"Come on, guys. Let show them some girl power!" Bridgette said.
"Yeah Bridgette's right. Let's kick some boy ass!" Gwen said.
"Yeah. Just like I've been saying all along." Heather said as she receives Deadpanned stares.
Confessional Booth
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"I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch." Chef said as he scratches his ass.
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"Alright right everybody. Time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is French Bunyon soup with Hangnail Crackers." Chris said as he shows the disgusting soup.
"Oh Kami above." Izuku said as Eri looked green.
Confessional Booth
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"Ok I think they just used stuff from Chef's bathroom floor." Geoff said.
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"Well yeah they did but also from Chris's and Daniel's bathrooms as well." Chef said.
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"Ok we can do this right Eva?" Katie said.
"I don't know about you but I've already finished mine." Eva said.
"Oh." Katie said as she drinks her soup.
Soon they all drank the soup. Even Lindsay though they used a funnel. Giving the girls another point.
"The scores now tied up at two." Chris said as the girls cheer.
Confessional Booth
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"I think the girls really made a breakthrough as a team." Bridgette said with a smile that the girls are working together.
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"Only five more courses left Bon Appetit." Chris said with a bow.
What followed up next was a montage at the tune of Paul Stanley's song of Live to Win.
You gotta eat
Eat!
Eat to win
Chef gave Gwen a ball of chewed up that he chewed himself. The boys however get the point.
Don't let them gross you out
Don't let them push you down
Stand up tall and say you can
Chef serves up a stunk juice milkshake to Lindsay. She gags at the drink but helps the girls gain a point
You gotta eat
Eat!
Eat to win
The next course was just a sandal with a smiley face on it every got the same thing except Ochako whom had a leather boot instead. Because of this the boys won.
Ooh, you gotta eat
Eat to win
The eighth course is garbage gumbo surprisingly however against all odds the girls won.
It was long and arduous but in the end it was another tie.
"Wow, it's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge." Chris said not believing their still going strong.
Chris looks at them and he knew that they were about to puke.
"Well then it's time for the last course." Chris said as revealed the last dish.
Which consisted of jars (3 of them for Ochako).
"Um what's this?" Heather said.
The boss put this specific dish since eating dolphin and eating them is illegal. Chris said as he mumbled about his supplier and cannibals.
"Oh god." Bridgette said as she covered his mouth.
DJ is getting green.
"Instead we will be using a dish that is actual edible but still good for the challenge." Chris said.
"Whatever bring it on!" Heather said.
Soon everyone opened their jars only for the smell of death to smash their noses like a United States of Smash.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Heather shouted as she covers her nose.
"WHAT THE FUCK MCLEAN!" Duncan Shouted.
"OH IN THE NAME OF JESEUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!" DJ said.
"NANI THE FUCK!" Geoff said.
"EEEEEEWWWW IT STINKS!" Eri said as she covers her nose.
"You know I'm glad we didn't for the dolphin wieners cause this is fucking awesome." Chris said.
"As for what the dish is it's fermented Durian." Chef said.
So everyone looked at their food and this time is was Ochako who took the first bite. After biting and chewing it. Her eyes widen.
"Hey this isn't half bad." Ochako said with a smile and they she ate them happily.
Everyone decides to do the same. And they like it Owen and Ochako ate all of their food. As so did the other campers.
It ended with another tie.
"Well thank god I have a tie breaker just in case this happened. Chef get the shot glasses Leshawna, Owen with me." Chris said.
A few minutes later
Leshawna and Owen were next to each other with 15 shot glasses on a tray.
"Alright then whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh blended Cockroaches will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle." Chris said.
Both campers are ready.
"On your marks. Get set go!" Chris said as the campers start drinking the roach shots.
As they drink they begin to cringe at the taste of cockroach but after they reached 6 shots Leshawna stopped Owen on the other drank the last three.
Leshawna is sadden while Owen simple raises his arms and then faints.
"Owen wins the challenge!" Chris said.
The boys cheer at their victory.
The girl were sad but Heather is pissed.
"Leshawna you are completely fucking useless!" Heather shouted.
Leshawna's stomach starts rumbling.
"Oh oh no something is coming up." Leshawna as she barfs.
This sets off a chain reaction where all of the campers and staff vomit.
Not even the heroes and Eri were safe.
Especially Ochako since all of her portions were bigger.
"Oh god." Ochako said as she projectale vomits rainbows.
"Papa I don't feel good. Blarg." Eri said as she vomits.
Then Duncan and Geoff vomit at the camera.
Only Chris managed to keep his stomach down.
Sometime later
After everyone gets cleaned up the boys got ready for the spa trip. Eri and Inko went with them.
Chris does the outro like always.
"The guys are the big winners." Chris said.
We see the guys leave on the ship.
"And the girls go on their separate ways two definite clicks have been cemented for now." Chris said.
This time we see the girls going to their rooms. But at the end of the room we see Ochako at the window pining for Izuku.
"What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge?" Chris said.
Then we see Izuku looking out the window pining for Ochako.
Tune in on. Chris said as he does the final part of the Outro and the boat leaves.
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"ISLAND!"
With Izuku
"Okaa-san I'm going to confess as we get back." Izuku said.
"Oh I'm so happy for you Izuku." Inko said.
"Yay it one step closer of Ochako being my mama." Eri said.
Izuku blushed a bit but he smiled.
Firem78910: with that we are done for the time being but until next time Ja ne
Girls: Bridgette, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Eva, Katie and Ochako
Boys: DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Owen, and Izuku
E: Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Izzy, Beth, Cody (Due to Medical Reasons), Ezekiel, Trent, Harold
