Firem78910: Hey guys Firem78910 here with that next chapter of Total Drama Island Heroes but enough of this on with the chapter
Chapter 16
No Pain, No Game
"Last time on Total Drama Island. The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza, and liqud roach juice on the menu not only was this the biggest retch fest this host has ever seen but Owen obscene appetite paid off and scored a big win for his compardes." Chris said.
"Really dude?" Daniel said with an annoyed look.
Chris gave him a flat look.
"You're lucky that I can't fire you." Chris said.
After fixing his hair for a bit he continues.
"Anyway while the guys set sails on a weekend retreat aboard the SS Lap o luxury. The girls would have set up territories if Ochako didn't mentions the other room… that was right next door. I mean seriously there was an empty room next door. Anyway you'll have to find that out on the most exciting episode yet on. " Chris said as he does the last part of the intro.
"TOTAL!"
"DRAMA!"
"ISLAND!"
(Play Intro)
We find the girls relaxing (?) at the campgrounds but the situation is tense. Heather and Lindsay were reading Magazines. Leshawna was loudly eating chips. Ochako practiced her martial arts with Eva. Katie was fixing her hair while Gwen wrote on her dairy and Bridgette maintained her surfboard.
There was an aura of mistrust between the Heather and Ochako factions. The factions made after the Brunch ended.
All of them were silent until a fly flew to Heather's nose. But just as Heather was about to kill it Lindsay hits Heather with her magazine.
"O-Oops…Sorry." Lindsay said.
"Lindsay, you are a total-." Heather said as a loud boat horn cut her off.
Heather covered her mouth. But then saw that the SS Lap-o-Luxury returned to Camp Wawanakwa.
The four boys dancing along the while Izuku, Inko and Eri were waiting to get off the boat.
Some of the girls were pissed except Ochako who saw Izuku again.
Oh, sweet mother of mirth. You can't buy that kind of fun! Owen said with a smile on his face.
"I think Owen and DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot." Duncan said with a grin of his own.
"Hello! The spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone!" DJ said as he showed off his elbows.
"Ooh. Like velvet." Owen said as he felt the brick house's elbows.
Unsurprisingly this pissed off Leshawna greatly.
Confessional Booth
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"Pssh. Those should've been MY alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment!" Leshawna angrily said.
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"I had a lot of fun over there. I feel very pretty" Eri said with a smile.
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Eri rushed up to the girls and offered them some candy. They reluctantly accept them as to not to make Eri cry.
Izuku walks up to Ochako and hugs her. Ochako notices Izuku's lack of scars.
"Izuku your scars?!" Ochako said surprised to not see Izuku's scars.
"Oh there was a doctor that healed me without the stamina costs." Izuku said.
"Wow that's good Izuku so are your bones ok now?" Ochako said as Izuku nods.
"Yeah in fact their restored to the point that I got my Quirk. Oh I also might sue Recovery Girl." Izuku said.
"Huh why?" Ochako asked dumbfounded at his declaration.
"It turns out there were a lot of micro fractures on my shins and skull." Izuku said.
Ochako was getting mad but Izuku hugs her causing her to blush.
"I brought a lot of snacks for us." Izuku said showing Ochako a bunch of snacks.
Ochako grins. But then Chris ruins the moment.
"Listen now, as of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's every camper for themselves!" Chris said from a speaker.
"Oh-ho-ho, I am feelin' that! Bring it on, Chris!" Leshawna said ready to take on any challenge.
"Then get ready for this!" Chris announced as a boat horn sounds.
Everyone looked at the oncoming boat with wide eyes.
"What? But that's impossible." Heather said with wide eyes as Lindsay pinches her.
"Nani but how?!" Izuku shouted.
"To be fair I thought he died?" Gwen said surprised.
"That makes two of us Goth girl." Duncan said.
"Back by popular audience demand, it's… Cody!" Chris said as the boat transports a fully healed Cody.
"Hey guys I'm back!" Cody said as he got off the boat.
"Ok I know for a fact that he was medevacked." Ochako said.
"Well I got better." Cody said.
"Hold the fuck up. You said no one is allowed back!" Gwen said.
"I did?" Chris asked.
"Yeah and I quote, 'And once you leave, on the Dock of Shame and on the Boat of Losers, you can never, ever, ever, ever, come back.' End quote." Gwen said.
"Oh yeah, that. Yeah I lied and it's not the only thing I lied about." Chris said.
Gwen was about argue with him but then remembers that this is Chris Mclean. Asshole extraordinaire. So she stops herself.
"Hold up you said that this isn't the only thing you lied about." Heather said.
"Yup but also returning to camp… it's Izzy!" Chris said as the wild girl appears.
As she swings on a vine like Tarzan. She lets go and lands on her feet.
"Hey guys! It's good to be back at camp even thought I never actually left island. I've been living in the woods all this time!" Izzy said as she scratches her head with her leg.
Izzy explains about her life in the woods. She speaks of storms, beavers, foraging and wanting a bag of nachos.
Before anyone else was gonna say anything Chris spoke once more.
"All right, Campers! Report to the amphitheater where you'll about this week's challenge! Mclean out!" Chris said as they went to the amphitheater.
Ochako and Izuku lagged behind.
"I'll tell you later Ochako ok." Izuku said as Ochako nods.
Duncan was trying to tell Owen that it was every Camper for themselves but Owen scoff it off.
"Dude I know for a fact that were going to make a guy's alliance since the girls outnumber us 9 to 6." Owen said.
Duncan open his mouth but then closed it after realizing that Owen was right.
"Yeah we need all the voting power we can get since there are no more leaders." Owen said.
"Meaning no more double votes. Fine I'll call the other guys." Duncan said as he nodded as he realizes that the double votes are gone.
"Yeah at least we can get it to 8 to 7." Owen said.
Duncan was confused by this at first but then his eyes went wide.
"Super Dork and Dolly Woman." Duncan said as realized once Izuku confessed to Ochako they would have an in on the girls.
"Yup call the guys after the challenge." Owen said.
A few minutes later
We find ourselves at the amphitheater where all the campers are seated.
"Welcome to the next challenge! This time we will be playing the time honored game of torture Say Unlce!" Chris announced as he shows off a big wheel with various pictures on it.
Eri was with them wearing a Capotain hat. Except this one had a skull on it instead of a belt buckle.
Izuku saw this and wondered.
"(Ok who's the moron that got Eri into Warhammer)?" Izuku thought.
"You're all about to be put through the test of endurance so insane, that some of them sent some of our interns to the emergency room. If you back down or don't last the required 10 seconds you will be eliminated." Chris said as the campers gasp.
This time Chris grins.
"Now before I tell you about today's prize I'd like to point out that the teams are dissolved and I know most of you noticed a very noticeable lack of power. Voting power to be precise." Chris said as Heathers eyes went wide.
Confessional Booth
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"Holy shit Izuku isn't a leader anymore meaning his power is cut in half." Heather said with a demonic grin.
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"Which is why I'm presenting this beauty of 5 kilos." Chris said as he holds up a giant Platinum Trophy with the letters TDI on it.
The campers looked at the trophy in awe.
"This is the Platinum Camper it goes to the best camper of the week it doesn't come with cash prize like the Platinum Bass or Gopher. But whoever wins it gets triple voting power." Chris said.
"Hold up. I'm sorry but did you say TRIPLE VOTING POWER!" Leshawna said with wide eyes.
"Yes I did oh and it come with 25 assorted imported chocolates." Chris said with a smile.
Then Chris loses that Smile.
"But we also have this." Chris said as he shows an old graham cracker.
"A graham cracker dude?" Geoff said.
"Yes the Graham Cracker of Disappointment. This goes to the least accomplished Camper every week. Whoever gets this and trust me you do not want this. Gets no voting power." Chris said with a smile that would make even Freddie Kruger flinch in fear.
This shocks the Campers. First an award with triple voting power followed by something that takes away your voting power. Chris means business and thanks to this means the battle for the grand prize had just gotten harder.
Confessional Booth
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"Oh sweet mother of fuck. This is serious. I need that platinum award." Heather said.
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"Well shit Chris just turned the difficulty up to max." Gwen said.
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"I love my new boss." Chris said with a genuine smile.
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"Now for the second thing I lied about. The prize money it is not a 1 hundred thousand dollars USD but… It's 5 million dollars!" Chris said.
This surprised the campers Chris lied about the grand prize. This will make the fight for first place even more intense.
"Now then for this week's prize. Immunity to elimination and a luxury trailer. Yours to take home at the end of the summer." Chris said as he shows off the trailer.
"So what kinds of torture?" Leshawna said.
"Why don't you ask my lovely assistants?" Chris said.
Eri and Chef were waiting for them. With the latter holding a cleaver.
"Alright let's do this, Duncan you're up first." Chris said.
"Fuck I'm dead." Duncan said as he got up.
Now let's spin the wheel of misfortune to select your torture. Chris said as he spun the wheel.
The wheel kept spinning until it stopped at the picture of a turtle.
"Turtle Puck Shots! Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest and hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire turtle slap shots." Chris said as Duncan gulps.
The campers gasp at the sight of the turtles.
"If I were you dude, I'd protect my balls. This could get ugly." Chris said with a smirk.
A few minutes later
Now Duncan was now standing with a goal behind him. He was looking very nervous.
"If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on to the second round." Chris said as a buzzer sounded off.
Immediately Chef began shooting. Duncan dodged the first one but the second one bit him in the shoulder.
Chef shot more turtles at Duncan hitting him but he manages hang on for the ten seconds even after one of the turtles bit Duncan balls.
"And Duncan moves on to the next round! Isn't this fun?" Chris announced with a smile that looked like he was having too much fun.
"Yeah, it's a fucking riot." Duncan sarcastically grumbled as he glared at Chris.
Confessional Booth
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"Damn that's harsh dude no one should get hit in the nads not even Duncan." Cody said.
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"Next up, Lindsay! Your torture is Marshmallow Waxing!" Chris said as Chef carts in a pot of boiling Marshmallow goop.
"Oh lord." Ochako said paling at the sight of it.
"We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for ten seconds, you can go to the next level." Chris said as Lindsay fears turns into excitement.
"Oh god, I so need this. I've been dealing with razor stubble for weeks. Try not to wax off my tan, 'Kay?" Lindsay said.
Chef poured the Marshmallow wax on Lindsay's skin.
Surprisingly she took it like a champ and after 10 seconds Chef peels it off. Taking all of the razor stubble with it.
"Oh my god I thought Marshmallow were only good as an empty calorie snack. I am so going to use Marshmallow Wax from now on." Lindsay said as she felt her baby skinned face.
"Well done, Lindsay. Since you didn't even complain once, you get to choose who goes next." Chris said.
Lindsay looks at Heather who nods.
"I chose Ochako, with lake leaches." Lindsay said.
Chef then carries a barrel of lake leaches and drops it down.
Ochako was about to go but Izuku stops her.
"Izuku?" Ochako asked.
"I'll go in her stead." Izuku said.
The girls coo at how romantic he was.
Except for Heather who was seething.
Izuku entered the barrel and stayed there for the ten seconds needed. After that happens he comes out a bit paler than usual.
"Well done Izuku you're off to the next round." Chris said.
Izuku goes back to his seat but not before smiling at Ochako.
"Lindsay since Izuku won you have to go to the Pillory." Chris said.
"Pillory?" Lindsay said as she restrained on a pillory.
Chris spins the wheel again until it reaches a picture of a pair of shorts.
"Owen you're next." Chris said.
After a bit we see Owen wearing a pair of wooden shorts.
"Wooden shorts big deal." Owen said mocking the shorts.
Chef pulled out a stick with a woodpecker on it.
Upon seeing it Owen had one thing to say.
"I've really got stop summoning Murphy." Owen said as he covers his balls.
After that was done we see Gwen getting her nose hairs getting pulled out.
Next we see DJ getting crushed by snake only to recognize it as the same snake trying to eat Bunny. Which caused DJ to kick it's ass and allowing him to go to round two.
Finally we see Heather with a shirt of bees on her.
"Our next challenge will be spending ten seconds in a wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa. Tough one Heather you haven't complained in a while so you can choose the next victim." Chris said.
"The choice is simple Eva." Heather said.
Confessional Booth
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"Eva's hardcore I was thinking she could actually pull this off." Leshawna said.
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"Hopefully Eva makes it out alive so she can beat the shit out of Heather. Cause she'll be so pissed when she does." Gwen said.
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Eva enters the wooden crate with the Sasquatchanakwa. Once that happens the crate starts to shake violently this however last for ten seconds. Soon Eva come out wearing a purple hat and a pair of purple boats. Along with a purple coat a few sizes too small for her.
"Here you go Eri." Eva said as she gives Eri the coat.
"Thank you Miss Eva." Eri said as Eva went back to her seat.
"Eva stuck it out so that means Heather is out of the game." Chris said as Heather is now stuck in a pillory.
"Fuck you damned bitch." Heather said angrily.
"Now then let's see who showed the least courage then Eva and cried uncle." Chris said with a smile.
Multiple people cried uncle.
First was Geoff who got skunked.
"Ah damn it not again!" Geoff said as he covers his nose.
Followed by Gwen who couldn't take the New Age Music.
"Fuck you Chris!" Gwen said.
Owen received the biggest brain freeze in history.
"GGGAAAAAHHHH!" Owen screamed in pain until he tripped and fell on his face.
Katie was about to receive a haircut via chainsaw.
"Nope, nope, nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope." Katie said as she ran all while saying nope over and over again.
That was until she ran into the arms of Cody. He blushed for a bit before hugging her back.
Confessional Booth
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"First day back and I'm hugging a girl. My luck must be turning around." Cody said.
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"Oh god I cannot believe I did that." Katie said as she blushed.
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Izzy was up next with Eel shock therapy only to not just want to do it again but she did the next dare on herself causing her to lose.
"Ano I think Izzy should be in one of those wrapper jackets." Eri said who is wearing her new coat.
"Yup now then time to spin the wheel." Chris said as he spins the wheel until it stops at a picture of two people. One of them is firing a laser while the other was talking.
"The Resisting of the Truth. Izuku for this round you'll need to resist telling the truth while being fired by a truth ray Quirk. Curtesy of one of my many interns." Chris said as said intern nervously waved at him.
"You sure I can do this Chris?" The Intern asked as Chris nods.
Izuku was about to stand up but Ochako stopped him.
"Not this time Izuku I'm going." Ochako said.
"You sure Ochako-chan." Izuku said as Ochako nods.
Ochako stands in front of the intern who looks at her. Ochako nods.
Just before the Intern fired Geoff pushed Izuku closer to Ochako.
Ochako notices Izuku right behind her and turns around to see Geoff smiling at them.
Just as she was about to speak Ochako was zapped by the Intern.
Izuku was getting up as he sees Ochako glowing.
"Izuku." Ochako calmly said.
"Uh yes Ochako." Izuku said.
"You are the smartest, dumbest, hardworking boy I have ever met. When I first saw you I thought you just this oddball of a boy." Ochako said.
Izuku couldn't help but blush at that as he remember the first time he met Ochako. In fact now thinking about it he never did talked to her.
"But as I got to know you. The kind, earnest, generous boy no Man that graced the tiny blue marble we call home." Ochako said.
Izuku's blush became even brighter as the intern stopped his Quirk.
"As I heard about your dreams and goals in life I thought back then that I wouldn't distract from your dreams. If I had a time travel Quirk rather than Zero Gravity I would've slapped my past self silly for spouting such nonsense." Ochako said.
"(Ochako)." Izuku thought.
"I've seen you at your bravest and your foolish." Ochako said.
Izuku remembers the fight against Shoto and his clash with Stain.
"I've seen you be both a guiding light and a pillar of strength." Ochako said.
Izuku remembers the USJ and his fight against Muscular.
"I've seen you being the greatest friend and the greatest father to Eri and Kota." Ochako said.
Izuku remembers his class and the two kids he befriended.
Ochako's look became somber.
"I've also seen you at your lowest." Ochako said.
Izuku knows that she meant Phobia Factor but he can't help but remembers the dark times he had suffered. His Quirkless diagnosis, his Hisashi leaving him, All Might saying no and Bakugo telling to kill himself. Izuku beings to tear up.
"But I also want you to remember the greatest moments." Ochako said as she smiles.
Getting into UA, receiving One for All, hearing All Might saying he can be a hero, getting his provisional license and finally meeting the love of his life.
"Ocha-chan I want to add this moment as well. Uraraka Ochako will you be my girlfriend." Izuku said not asked said.
"Kiss me ya fool." Ochako said as Izuku did just that.
The both of them were ignorant of the many cheers the other campers gave. Because it was just them.
But like always Chris ruined the moment.
"Well two things. Finally! Also you lost Ochako the game but you gained a greater prize." Chris said with a smirk.
"Chris I quit as well. Eva, Leshawna may the best girl win cause I'll be busy getting to know my woman." Izuku said with a Grin.
Unknown to Izuku the vestiges of OFA were throwing a party to celebrate the good time to come.
Izuku carries Ochako Bridal style rushes to the Cabin giggling along the way.
"Well then that happened. Leshawna, Eva time for a sudden death match." Chris said.
A few hours later
Ochako and Izuku were now cuddling in bed and before you ask no they didn't do the deed…yet.
The both of them were dreaming when they hear a knock on the door. Soon they to wake up and they opened the door revealing Daniel.
"Hey guys the challenge is over Leshawna won. It's time to cast your votes oh Izuku Chris told me to give you this." Daniel said as he hands Izuku his Platinum Camper.
"Thank you. We'll vote and head to the ceremony." Izuku said as both he and Ochako nod.
Izuku and Ochako casted their votes and headed towards the campfire.
Campfire Ceremony
"ok so first off we ran out of marshmallows." Chris said as Owen did a Darth Vader style NNNNNOOOOO!
Chris rolled his eyes at this.
"Second of all the IzuOcha ship has been launched." Chris said.
This caused the Campers to cheer. As the cinnamon rolls blush.
"I reviewed the voted and besides 6 votes going to Heather and Izzy having no voting power the rest went to one of the strongest players. And that player is…" Chris said as dramatic music plays.
The other Campers were silent but they all knew who it was.
"Eva sorry to say but you're out." Chris said.
"Ugh fine I guess this is my end." Eva said.
"Huh you're taking it lot better than I thought?" Chris said with a raised eye brow.
"After Phobia Factor I've learned to take a lost a lot better." Eva said as she takes her leave.
Soon Eva leaves the Island waving goodbye to her friends.
After Eva leaves Izzy suggests a party in Leshawna's trailer.
They do and Izuku and Ochako join in as well.
They wonder how their class would react.
Firem78910: with that it's done and the IzuOcha ship has set sail
Girls: Bridgette, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Katie, Izzy and Ochako
Boys: DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Owen, Cody and Izuku
E: Courtney, Tyler, Noah, Justin, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Trent, Harold, Eva
