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"UZUMAKI! You skipped rent for WEEKS!"

"Then kick me out, because I live somewhere else now." Naruto laughed as he entered his old apartment with Starfire behind him.

Back in Japan.

It was not a long flight all things considered, since he and Starfire could both travel at insane speeds while flying. He still had the key to his apartment, and Naruto gave Starfire a jacket to wear over her uniform so that she didn't stick out nearly as much.

"You do not correct him when he addresses you by the name of your family." Starfire pointed out as she followed him.

She smiled when she noticed his apartment was... decently clean she would say. She started to walk around, staring at all of the interesting things that she saw, like the motorcycle sitting in the middle of the room. Naruto didn't have a bunch of stuff to call his own, just some yearbooks from school, his motorcycle, some clothes he didn't need anymore, and finally a large amount of ramen cups packaged up and ready to go.

"Instead of home sweet home... lets get this stuff back home."

"Can you sweeten a home to eat it?"

...

-That Night-

"Sweet, this is the ride you were taken about... I bet I could supe this baby up something fierce, and you're sure you're fine giving this to me?" Cyborg was happy as Naruto rolled the bike into his room with Starfire. He already had his hands all over the bike, and his mind was going over all of the ways he could improve it and change the design to match him.

Naruto floated in the air.

"... I'll be fine without." Naruto landed back on his feet. "... Just... leave at least a little orange on it." Naruto touched his hand on the orange part of the bike.

"Awesome, I'm going to go and ask Blackfire if she knows any alien tech stuff." Cyborg walked off.

He passed right by Starfire.

"Why don't you ask Starfire, I'm sure she would be happy to help." Naruto gestured to Starfire.

She smiled.

"Why yes! I would be very happy to put soup on the motorcycle with you, though I do not understand how that would help it." Starfire seemed very excited, with Naruto being the one who suggested her to help covering his face with his hands. "But, most aliens do not put soup in their technology... and I am not very versed in the soups of other aliens, or their tech." Starfire seemed down when she mentioned that.

Naruto covered his face harder.

Cyborg stared at her for a moment.

"I'm going to stick with Blackfire on this, she knows a thing or two about this stuff. She mentioned traveling through the Glarbec Nebula awhile back, and they had some wicked tech stuff." Cyborg, in a good nature, turned Starfire down and ushered them out of his room as Blackfire so happened to walk by.

"Oh, the Glaaarblec Nebula, yeah, those crazy Glaaarbleckians sure have a way with tech, it would be fun to tell you a thing or two." Blackfire entered Cyborgs room before the door closed behind her, and she sent a smirk towards Naruto.

Starfire looked down in sadness.

Naruto grabbed her shoulder, which got her to look at him.

"... Want to go get freaky with some pizza... whatever you want to order, we order it. You said you had 9 stomachs... well lets see how weird they can get." Naruto grinned at Starfire to cheer her up.

This Blackfire stuff really bothered her.

His suggestion got her excited.

"Why yes! I do indeed think it would be a wonderful idea to be strange with pizza!" Starfire grabbed him and pulled him along with her.

-Later-

Regret.

'Naruto... do it... keep your word and eat this garbage to make her happy.' Naruto looked down at the death pizza.

Mint-Chocolate Cookies, Mustard, Hot Sauce, the sauce was Garlic Parm (which was fine), and it had a second layer of toppings consisting of Peanut Butter, Spinach, and Pineapple.

PINEAPPLE!

"Such a great food, you can put anything on it!" Starfire was enjoying the pizza that would earn the nickname "The Devil's Asshole" from Naruto. She was enjoying slice after slice, while Naruto looked at the 3 slices she made sure he got for himself.

He ate it.

He wanted to puke, but he did indeed eat it and made himself smile. He said absolutely nothing and just enjoyed watching her have fun, since the entire Blackfire visit so far had really bothered her. Blackfire was going around and bonding with everyone, to the point he was sure that Starfire felt... inferior to Blackfire in a lot of ways.

"Way better than anything Blackfire could think of, great job Starfire." Naruto sent her a thumbs up.

He lied through his fucking teeth when he said those words, and he wanted to rip his stomach out through his throat as he ate. Still, he did not want to see that frown go back to her face because of her wicked bitch of a sister. Naruto didn't say anything bad about Blackfire, because he had respect for Starfire's love for her sister.

Evil or not, that was still his teammates sister.

"Better than Blackfire... I had an idea for the next pizza! Let us order a pizza with this ranch for the sauce, and we can put apple slices, olives, peppermints, chicken wings, and chocolate instead of cheese... AND MUSTARD!" Starfire was enjoying herself to the extreme at him helping her out.

'This is how I die.' Naruto accepted his death with a smile.

"Lets do it."

-The Next Day-

He didn't die, but he spent over 2 hours on the toilet that night, and he hated every moment of his suffering.

Once he absorbed the Light of Dawn though, he was back to full health and had no side effects from the absolute shit storm that happened in his guts thanks to Starfire's alien taste buds deciding the menu. He never once complained to her though, and he managed to keep a straight face and happy smile the entire meal.

"Have a good meal yesterday?"

"A wonderful meal, your little sister has great taste." Naruto complimented Starfire right to Blackfire's face when he saw her, waiting right outside of his room for him. He was not going to let Blackfire have anything, not even a grimace of pain he wanted to give when he remembered what he ate yesterday.

All 9 horrible pizzas left him emotionally scarred.

For life.

"Oh, does she now."

"Yes, turns out I'm just lactose intolerant, which is a shame... your sister designed some amazing pizzas. It's a good thing, she really just has a way with Earth culture." Naruto was not the greatest of liars, but even if she knew he was lying, it would still seem his comments managed to get under her skin.

"Well, I should get going, I have a poetry slam with Raven today."

"Yeah, I bet you would be good at that depressing stuff... you dark and gloomy emo types, you're just not as fun as the bright sunlight types like Starfire." Naruto managed to get a final dig in as Blackfire walked away.

"After that, I'll play video games with BB and Cy."

"Staying cooped up all day and playing video games, it's almost like you want dark circles under your eyes." Naruto managed to whip out another dig when Blackfire tried for another statement, in another field that she was better at than Starfire no doubt. Naruto was not going to allow Blackfire to make even a single dig against Starfire in front of him without fighting back.

Blackfire had veins on her forehead pounding.

"Then I'm going to show some alien martial arts to Robin."

"Wow, you're one of THOSE types... the type who thinks throwing a good punch replaces having a good personality... no wonder I like Starfire more than you, she can throw a good punch, AND she has personality." Naruto could see that one hurt.

That one was like a sucker punch to Blackfire, and he could visibly see that she looked ready to attack him for the comment. The second she realized that her emotions were showing on her face, she wiped her face clean and put a cocky smirk back on it.

"Big words from a Troq."

"Yeah, I didn't grow up with that slur... so it literally does not bother me at all, so call me Troq all you want." Naruto deadpanned to Blackfire, since he literally could not care less.

He lived his entire life being called slurs, and slurs that hurt way more than that one did.

"Fine... see you latter than." Blackfire walked off.

Naruto grinned.

"Hey Blackfire... walk slower will you. I like seeing you leave, but I LOVE watching you go." Naruto could see his comment managed to bother her, as she got visibly uncomfortable with the statement he made. She straightened her skirt out a little, and walked while moving her hips as little as possible. 'Good... you need to be humbled you sociopath.' Naruto nodded to himself with joy at how much internal annoyance he had caused the woman.

If she was going to enjoy hurting Starfire's feelings, he was going to enjoy doing the exact same to her.

He wanted to see her in tears before she left Earth.

Chapter End!
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