As Hazel and Percy left to go with Fleecy, Frank was stuck alone with Iris, who roped her arm around his and led him to a table by the store window. As he watched the snake monsters outside, the two discussed everything from Frank's fire stick to his family ancestry.

'I don't have any choice,' Frank voiced his frustrations. 'I'm the son of the stupid war god. I have to go on this quest and-'

'Have to!' Iris stopped him, 'Not want to. I used to think like that. Then I got tired of being everyone's servant. I learned to let go. I started R.O.F.L, and now I'm free of baggage.'

'What exactly do you do here at ... Rainbow original foods and life, was it?'

'Rainbow organic foods and lifestyle.' She corrected him. 'This shop was a way for me to find myself, and separate myself from all the violence and schisms of the gods, while also doing something I love. That reminds me! You probably want those R.O.F.L. cupcakes... I'll get some now.' She stood up and walked to the counter, where she grabbed a cupcake. 'In the meantime, think for a bit. How would you find yourself, what do you want?' She asked him.

Frank tried to think of an answer, but could not think of anything when Iris came back. She handed him a cupcake. 'Here you go!' He took a bite, and pretended it was good.

'It's-mgh rmeghly goughd' He muffled.

'Im glad you liked it!' She clapped her hands together. 'That'll be a fuck and a facesit.' She handed him a receipt. Frank nearly choked on his food.

'What?' He asked, surprised, spitting out crumbs of the cupcake.

'Oh, sorry if you misheard me.' She said calmly. 'I said the cupcake costs one fuck and one facesit.'

'No, um... I heard you. I just don't understand.'

'We here at ROFL don't approve of Capitalism. That kind of trade and messages has always been more of Hermes' domain. So the only currency we accept here is sex, just as mother nature would have wanted.'

Frank tried to protest, but before he could, Iris clapped her hands and both their clothes disappeared off their backs. His dick, already erect, sprung up now that his restricting clothes were gone. Frank tried to cover it up, not wanting Iris to know how open he was to this.

'Well um... Just because I'm hard... doesn't... mean-' He tapered off, as he realized that Iris too was naked. Her olive tits were smooth and succulent, and as Frank lowered his gaze downwards, his eyes were pulled to the soft hair on her crotch, and her bright pink pussy beneath it.

'Shhh Frank. Don't worry, this is completely natural.' She told him as she pulled his hand away from his cock so that she could get a good look. It was about 9 and a half inches long, so big that its weight would drag the tip downwards even though it curved up. She held it gently. 'My my... I think I'm getting my cupcake's worth, don't you?' She murmured. Frank just mumbled quietly in agreement.

Iris pushed him to the ground, where his head hit the soft carpet below him. He didn't have time to react to his surroundings when Iris turned backwards and squatted over his face, giving him a glimpse of her lusciously tanned ass as she sat down on him. As he felt her warm butt envelop him, he upheld the first end of his deal, and began licking her pussy, albeit with difficulty due to the thickness of Iris's ass.

'Do you like it?' Iris asked. 'I made it bigger especially for you.' Frank chuckled, and caressed her asscheek, then moved them sideways to make it easier for his tongue to lap up her juices. 'mmmm... yeah...' Iris moaned, pushing herself deeper downward. As his tongue found her clit, she raised her voice an octave, and almost fell, but supported herself by putting her hands in front of her. As she regained her balance, she took one off the ground and used it to hold Frank's dick, which was standing proud in front of her like a skyscraper.

As she stroked it, she could feel Frank speed up, excited by the foreign hands pleasuring him. Iris however, noticed that she was getting carried away, as her stroked were getting faster too, and she was close to coming. She let go and stood up, much to the dismay of Frank, who had marks on his face where Iris sat on him.

'Why'd you stop?' He panted

'Because you still owe me a fuck.' She said as she took a knee, and bent downwards so that Frank may see her pussy, which was now wetter than before they started. He rubbed his thumb on her clit for a bit, then stuck in his index finger into her cunt, making her gasp. 'Come on Frank... Don't make me wait for your cock!' She whined. Frank didn't have to hear her twice. He slowly stuck his dick into her snatch, hearing her respond in higher and higher whines the deeper it went. 'Ah, Ah, AH...' She screamed, when he hit her G spot.

Once Frank knew where to hit, he start thrusting his hips in and out, letting his cock quickly slide into her folds, while their precum helped lubricate her. As he sped up, his dick start slamming into her g spot and then some, making her scream, while his balls were hitting her clit simultaneously. Iris, unable to hold back, released her cum and let herself orgasm. Her cum flowed and sloshed around her depths, and leaked out to the entrance, where they enveloped Frank's dick. He too was near his climax, and came shortly afterwards, where he started slowing his thrusts down, until the demigod froze in ecstasy, his cock still inside the goddess's pussy.

Iris eventually stood up, leaving Frank and his exhausted dick kneeling on the ground. She clapped again, and their clothes reappeared, and all their cum cleaned itself up.

'Thanks for paying,' Iris told him. 'Now I recommend you take care of these snakes.'

A/N

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