I just saw some Total Drama Shuffled fics, so I decided to make my own shuffled fic myself. I don't own any of the Total Drama characters, I just wanted to make my first fanfic.

Also, each of the 67 canon contestants from each generation (Island, World Tour, Revenge Of The Island, Pakhitew Island, and 2023 Island) have been randomized by gender sides by using .

So, without further ado, let's get this started.

The scene began with a nice island with a dock and a lake. Suddenly a man who looks like in his late 20's appeared.

"Yo!" The man greeted. "We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season 1 of the hottest reality show on television, right now!" Chris said, and then he walked down the dock. "Here's the deal: 22 campers have signed to spend 8 weeks right here in this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers." Chris explained. "Every 3 days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team member walk the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good."

The camera then turns to the campfire. "Their fate will be decided here." Chris continued. "At the dramatic campfire ceremonies, where each week, all but 1 camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, will probably blow in a week." Chris still continued explaining. "To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food... and each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp." Chris finished.

"Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Island!"

Intro Break

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island." Chris said. "Alright, let's meet our first 11 campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem to be a little to'd, that's probably why."

The first camper shown was a blonde hair girl with almost pink clothes.

"Dakota, what's up?" Chris asked.

"Hi Dakota fans!" Dakota recorded on her phone. "I'm on the reality show, and I'm soon gonna get my spin-"

Chris grabbed Dakota's phone and threw it on the water.

"Hey! I was recording!" Dakota yelled.

"No phones, that's against the rules." Chris glared.

"Meanie." Dakota said as she walked to the end of the dock.

The next camper was a tall and muscular guy with a D t-shirt.

"DJ!" Chris greeted.

"Yo, Chris McLean! How's it going? DJ said as he high fived Chris. "Hey, you sure you got the right place? Where's the hot tub at?"

"Yo, dawg, this is it! Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris answered.

"Hmm... Looked a lot different on the application form." DJ shrugged, and then he went to the end of the dock.

The next camper was a goth like girl.

"Hey, Gwen!" Chris called out.

"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked.

"No, you're staying here. My crib is an Airstream with AC." Chris answered.

"I did not sign up for this." Gwen complained.

"Actually, you did." Chris corrected as he grabbed a stack of contracts.

Gwen then rips the stack of contracts into pieces.

"I hope you know how to swim, because your boat left." Chris reminded.

"Ugh, jerk." Gwen complained again.

The next camper shown is a guy wearing a red hoodie.

"Hello Chris, this camp is wicked man!" Chase greeted.

"Chase! Welcome to the island!" Chris greeted back.

"Thanks! Again, this camp is wicked." Chase said, and he then joined the other campers.

The next camper was a fat girl with a light brown jacket and pink shirt covered by it.

"Everyone, this is Millie." Chris introduced the camper.

"Excuse me, Chris, are you sure this is a camp?" Millie asked.

"Yep, you are in the right camp!" Chris answered.

"Noted." Millie said, writing on her sketchpad.

The next camper shown was a Asian girl with long grey hair with sunglasses showing the reflections of Dakota, DJ, Gwen, and Chase. Then she takes her sunglasses off.

"Heather." Chris greeted, but Heather simply ignored him.

As Heather joined the other campers, she also ignored them.

Soon another boat showed another camper who is a guy with orange hair and a grungy tank top.

"Scott, dude." Chris greeted.

"Hmph. None of them look tough." Scott scoffed.

"Your dad told me you're a troublemaker." Chris told him. "So I'll make sure to keep a eye on you."

"Whatever." Scott said as he went to the other campers. "See you by the campfire, cutie." Scott flirted with Heather.

"Drop dead, you idiot!" Heather said as she went to the end of the dock. "I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here."

That's when Chris pulled another stack of contracts.

Then our next camper is a muscular guy with a lightning necklace and a shirt that says "1".

"Lightning, good to have you here." Chris greeted.

"SHA-BAM!" Lightning said. "Now that I'm in the competition, you all won't ruin my sha-chance of winning!" Lightning added being arrogant.

Gwen rolled her eyes at him.

The next boat shows a guy with green glasses.

"Welcome to the camp, Harold." Chris said.

"So this show is at a yucky summer camp and not a big stage or something?" Harold asked.

"You got it." Chris answered.

"Yes! This is so awesome for my mad skills!" Harold said in enjoyment.

Then the next camper is a African-American guy with a yellow backwards hat and a navy jacket.

"Contestant number 10 is Damien." Chris introduced.

"What's up, Chris! I'm here for the million dollars, where is it?" Damien asked.

"Don't you realize we're not gonna give you a million dollars yet?" Chris asked back.

"Oh. How do you get it?" Damien asked again, still confused.

"You'll see." Chris answered and smirked.

The next contestant was a indie girl with red hair wearing a flower.

"Our indie chick, Zoey is here!" Chris introduced her to the other campers.

"Hi! I'm so excited to be in this show!" Zoey exclaimed.

Most of the campers waved.

"Alright, we all already met indie girl. Can we move on please?" Heather asked.

"Sounds like someone missed their lemonade." Scott teased and Harold chuckled at that comment.

"Get bent." Heather coldly responded.

The next camper was a guy in a red sweater vest and with brown hair.

"Our next camper is Noah." Chris introduced the next camper.

"You got my memo about my threatening allergies?" Noah asked in sarcastic tone.

"I'm sure someone did." Chris answered.

"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked again in a another sarcastic tone.

"No, it's at your dad's house, and we're throwing a party there. Heheheheheh." Scott teased and chuckled.

"Cute. What kind of belt is that? How original." Noah responded.

"Is there a problem with my belt?!" Scott asked angrily as he grabbed Noah by the red sweater vest.

"No. Can you let go of me?" Noah asked, and then Scott let him go. "Thanks."

The next camper was a African-American girl with hoop earrings and a ponytail.

"What's up y'all, Leshawna in the house." Leshawna waved. "Yo baby, how are you doing, how's it going? Feel free to quit and save yourself the trouble because I came to win."

"Oh, what's up." Leshawna said as she gave DJ a high five. "Give me some sugar baby."

Harold gasped. "I've never seen a woman like you before."

"Excuse me?!" Leshawna gasped.

"You're real big, and loud." Harold answered.

"Oh what did you say to me? Oh no you didn't!" Leshawna yelled. "You haven't seen anything, I'll show you big!" Zoey grabbed Leshawna before she can attack.

Harold did some kung fu moves in self defense.

"Yeah you want some of this? Come on then!" Leshawna yelled again.

"Campers, settle down." Chris said as he stopped the fight.

The next two campers were girls that look the same and have cheerleading outfits.

"Ladies! Amy, Samey, welcome to your home for the next 8 weeks!" Chris greeted the twins.

"Um, it's Sammy." Sammy corrected.

"But Amy says people call you Samey." Chris countered.

"Yeah, but still, it's Sam-" Sammy tried to correct again.

"YOU'RE OFFICIALLY SAMMY!" Chris yelled impatiently.

"Yeah, accept your name is Sammy." Amy agreed. "I'm the better twin, so you better deal with it." Then the cheerleading twins went to the dock.

The next camper was a pudgy guy who happened to have gray clothes.

"Max! What's up, man?" Chris greeted as he raised his hand for a high five.

"Greetings, Chris McLean. I will make sure the other campers will be ruled by me one day!" Max answered evilly.

"Okay. Look dude, I know you don't out much." Chris said as he put his hand on Max's shoulder. "Been in your lab your whole life, always wanting to be an evil mastermind. Just don't say much and try not to get booted off too early, okay?"

"Got it, chief." Max said.

"That's just... wow." Gwen was not surprised.

The next camper was a kid in a geek uniform.

"Cody, the Code-ster, the Code-mester!" Chris said as Cody high fived him.

"That's the one!" Cody said as he went to the other campers. "Oh, looks like all the ladies are here."

Just then, a muscular girl with purple clothes showed up and she she bags.

"Eva. Nice, glad you could make it." Chris greeted but Eva ingnored him.

Then Eva walks up to Cody and drops her heavy bag on his feet.

"Ow! What's in there? Dumbbells?" Cody asked.

"Yes." Eva simply answered.

"She's all yours, man." DJ told him.

The next camper was easily the largest contestant, and he is wearing a maple leaf t-shirt.

"WOOHOO!" Owen cheered. "Chris, what is up? This is so AWESOME!"

"Owen! Welcome!" Chris greeted Owen, only for Owen to give Chris a super tight hug.

"This is awesome to be here, man!" Owen said. "Yeah! This is so..."

"Lemme guess. Awesome?" Noah interrupted.

"YEAH! This is awesome! WOOO!" Owen cheered.

"Are you about finished?" Chris asked as Owen putted him down.

"Sorry dude, I was just too excited it was happening." Owen said.

"Cool." Chris said. "Here comes Axel."

What Chris meant about Axel was that she had a soldier outfit on.

"Greetings." Axel greeted.

"How's it going?! I'm Owen!" Owen introduced.

"It's an honor to meet you, sold- Wow." Axel said as she turned around.

Because the next camper was a hot guy with a necklace and a green shirt. The girls were looking at her, while most of the guys didn't care or were fine with it.

"This is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island." Chris told the other campers and then he greeted Justin as he fist bumped him.

"Thanks man" Justin said.

"Just to let you know, we picked you because of your looks." Chris told Justin.

"Good to hear." Justin said as he went to the other campers.

"I like your pants." Owen said.

"Thanks man." Justin said back.

The final camper was a girl with a green shirt and light blonde hair.

"Dawn, welcome to this camp." Chris greeted the final camper.

"Hi, I just joined to protect nature." Dawn told Chris.

"Okay? Go with the other campers." Chris said.

"Got it." Dawn listened.

"Alright, that's all our campers!" Chris said. "First things first, we need a photo for the promo. Everyone, on the end of the docks."

The 22 campers listened and lined up while facing the camera, with them doing poses.

"Okay!" Chris said. "One, two, three... Oops!" Chris paused. "I forgot to take off the lens cap!" Chris then took the lens cap of the camera. "One... two... Oh wait! Card's full, hang on..."

"Come on man, my face is starting to freeze!" Leshawna yelled.

"Got it!" Chris finally announced. "Okay, everyone say Wawanakwa!"

"Wanwanakwa!" All the campers said at once, only for the dock to break and all the campers fell into the water.

"Okay guys, dry off, and meet me at the campfire at 10." Chris reminded.

All the campers were dried off and were at the campfire.

"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next 8 weeks! The campers sitting around, your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends." Chris explained. "Ya dig? The camper that manages to stay on Total Drama Island without getting voted out the longest will win a million dollars."

"Excuse me, which cabins are we sha-sleeping?" Lightning asked.

"They're not co-ed, are they?" Heather added.

"Well, the girls get one side of each cabin, and the guys get the other." Chris answered.

"No Chris, I don't want to sleep with Samey! She snores in her sleep and it's annoying!" Amy complained.

"But-" Sammy tried to reply.

"Too bad, you're sleeping with her, and you have to deal with it." Chris shrugged.

"Man, this is so exciting! This would be like a sleepover!" Owen said as he hugged Gwen and Noah tightly.

"At least you don't have to sleep with Mr. Troublemaker over there." Noah told Gwen as he pointed to Scott.

"Oh, now you're insulting me? I'll show you!" Scott pulls out his bat but Axel snitched it.

"Save it for the game." Axel warned.

"Fine." Scott scoffed.

"Here's the deal: We're gonna put you on two teams." Chris continued. "If I call your name, go stand over there. Gwen, Heather, Owen, Millie, Axel, Cody, Lightning, Leshawna, Dawn, Justin, and.. Noah. For this moment, you'll be known as... The Screaming Gophers."

"Oooo! I'm a gopher!" Owen exclaimed.

"The rest of you, over there." Chris still continued. "Amy, Samey, DJ, Damien, Chase, Zoey, Dakota, Max, Scott, Eva, and... Harold! Move, move, move! You guys will be officially known as... the Killer Bass."

"Alright campers, if you want, you can make a confessional." Chris said.

Confessionals

Gwen: So far, this sucks.

Lightning: How come Lightning not be on a team of one?!

Owen: Hey guys, check this out. (Farts and then chuckles)

Confessionals End

"Alright, any questions?" Chris asked.

Nobody answered.

"Cool, now go to your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east, Bass, you're in the west." Chris told them.

"Bunk beds? Isn't this a summer camp or something?" Heather asked.

"Yeah, pretty much." Millie said as she wrote on her sketchpad.

"Oh, shut it, smarty pants." Heather coldly told her.

"Where are the sha-outlets?" Lightning asked.

"There are some in the communal bathrooms, just across the way." Chris answered.

"What's communal?" Lightning asked again.

"You gotta be kidding me." Chris facepalmed.

"It means we shower together, idiot!" Amy told Lightning.

"Hey Chris, is there a chaperone or something?" Chase asked.

"You're all 16 years old." Chris answered. "As old as a consular in training at a summer camp." Chris continued as he shrugged. "So, other than me, you'll be unsupervised, get in your cabins.

"What's going on here?" Scott asked as he walked to the Bass cabin.

"EW!" Amy said in a disgusted tone. "Kill it, kill it!" Amy said as she pointed to the cockroach.

Scott simply pulls out his bat and smashes it.

"Problem solved, I'll go back to the boys cabin." Scott said as he got out of the girl room.

"That was weird." Sammy said.

"Your weird, Samey! I don't want to be on a team with you!" Amy yelled.

Sammy just got sad.

The campers are now in the main lodge, with a chef named Chef Hatchet there.

"Listen up! I serve three times a day, and you'll eat it three times a day! Now grab your tray, grab your food, and SIT DOWN!" Chef yelled.

"Excuse me, but do we get the majority of the food?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, because I will hypoglycemic if I don't get enough sugar." Harold added.

"YOU LOT WILL SHUT THE HECK UP!" Chef yelled.

"Half a cow." Owen whispered to Noah.

"What was that? Come closer, fat guy, I didn't quite hear you." Chef scolded.

"Um, I didn't say anything important." Owen answered.

"That's what I thought." Chef said. "You, know-it-all guy, give me your tray!"

Noah gives Chef his tray.

"Welcome to the main lodge, where you will get food made by my sidekick, Chef!" Chris said.

"Can we order a pizza instead?" Chase asked, only for Chef to throw a clever on the wall.

"Oops! I mean Chef's food is good!" Chase said.

"Your challenge begins in one hour." Chris announced.

"What do you think our first challenge will be?" Sammy asked.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?" DJ answered.

Just then, the campers are all now in their swimsuits, and they were in a very high cliff.

"Oh *beep*." DJ said.

Author Notes

Alright, that was our first episode. Since it's the first episode, I won't tell anything yet.

Anyways, what did you think of this chapter? Any predictions? Anyways, see you on the next episode.

Screaming Gophers: Axel, Cody, Dawn, Gwen, Heather, Justin, Leshawna, Lightning, Millie, Noah, Owen

Killer Bass: Amy, Chase, Dakota, Damien, DJ, Eva, Harold, Max, Sammy, Scott, Zoey