Remaining Contestants:
Finalits: LeShawna and Mike(Mal)
Chris: (recaping this season) "This season on Total Drama Madness, 25 old and new competitors returned to the island for another shot at one millon dollar! Your favorite veterans and newbies battled for supremacy in our most painful, and grueling challenges ever! But, it was the betrayals that cut the deepest; Mal dropped Zoey, Zoey fight with Dakota! Mike eliminated a bunch of people! Speaking of Mike, he repeatedly left his best friends in the lurch, or, was it all the work of Mal, Mike's evil, long-lost personality. In the end, LeShawna won the penultimate challenge, and Sky and Scott took a ride in the Flush of Shame."
(Cut to the Dock of Shame, where Chris is in his blue tuxedo, with Chef)
Chris: "After twenty mad challenges, we're down to our final two players!" (Chris gestures to Chef holding the case of million dollar) "Who will take home the million-dollar prize?" (The case opens, upside down, and the money falls on top of the dock) "Aww, dude!" (Chef smiles sheepishly when Chris clears his throat) "Will it be LeShawna, or the evil genius formally known as Mal? Find out right here, right now, on the season finale of Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Theme Song plays)
(Cut to the spa-hotel in the morning, with LeShawna at the control room, looking at the DVD)
LeShawna: "So Sky told me to look at this DVD about Mal?..." (She puts the DVD in the player and she watches it and gasps in shock about Mal breaking all of the stuff, tripping Harold, and rigging the votes to eliminate him) "Oh my gosh! It really is Mal!"
Confessional
LeShawna: "Harold are right about Mal! I wish that I was trust him!"
Mal: "LeShawna knows I'm not Mike, but she still brought me to the finale? Interesting.. At least that losers is finally gone and only left her..." (Chuckles) "I'm just gomna winnig this and soon, Mike be trapped in my subconscious, FOREVER!" (Laughs evilly)
End Confessionals
(Into Mike's brain again, we cut directly to the evil tower, the top is shown much clearer now, it looks like Mal's head with his one eye glowing purple. Mike and all the good personalities walk right up to the door, which has a picture of Mal's face and five bodies on it)
Manitoba: "Here we are; welcome to the tower of Mal!"
Vito: "Uh, why ain't it guarded by bouncers, or dogs, or an ugly cat or something?"
Mike: "Mal just figured we'd never get this far" (Notices the picture) "Huh, check it out! This door's got five people on it… five of us! This musr be the right way!" (Grabs onto the door handle) "Come on let's get…" (Mike tugs on the door, but it falls backwards on top of all five of them.)
Chester: (Groaning) "I knew it was too easy!" (The door flies upwards as the personalities try and push it off)
Mike: (Struggling) "Come on! Just a little." (The door falls back on top of them) "This can't be how it ends! Was everyone pushing their hardest?! (The other personalities, except Chester, mutter in confirmation) "Chester?!"
Chester: "What? I got noodles for arms, just like the rest of us!"
Mike: "On three! Everyone, one, two..." (The door shoots back up again)
The personalities: "THREE!" (The door falls forwards, out of the way, and the personalities head inside the tower)
(Inside the tower is nothing but a spiral staircase)
Mike: "Yes! Nothing can stop us!" (Then hey all look up and see just how high the tower really is, the staircase leading all the way to the top. Mike just groans) "OH COME ON!"
(Cut back to reality)
Chris: (On P.A) "Good morning, finalists! Meet me in the forest clearing, and get ready to diet! …Sorry. Get ready to die!"
(Cut to LeShawna and "Mike" walking through the woods.)
"Mike": "Well LeShawna, I'm really surprised you've bought me to the finale, I'm very thanks!"
LeShawna: (She stops and glares at him) "Not so fast! I only did that so I can take you down, Mike! Or should I say...Mal! You can drop the act right now!"
Mal: (Smiles and shakes his head, shows his normal self) "Ooh, what a relief! Pretending to be that boring guy was reall getting to me. What'd you see me in?"
LeShawna: "I saw you in a DVD that Sky got me!"
Mal: "You what?!"
LeShawna: "Yeah! She handed over the DVD to me so I can see what you've done to everybody around the competition! Especially when you eliminated Harold!"
Mal: "Really? You cry because I eliminated you're stupid boyfriend? Well, live with that, but I hear this.. (Whispers in her ear, evily) "Mike...Is...Gone. And he's is not coming back ever!" (Chuckles and walks away)
LeShawna: (in shock) "What?!"
Confessional
LeShawna: "Mike is gone? That's impossible, I'll be...No, wait! Whatever, Mal is gonna pay for what he has done to all of us, and overall for Harold!"
End Confessional
(Cut to the finalist in front of two trees with a curtain, Chris and Chef are standing right beside the curtain.)
Chris: "Congratulations you two on making it to the finale… it's something you'll regret for the rest of your lives, which will likely be rather short, since this final challenge is SO vicious, SO brutal, SO savage...That our lawyers said we had to change it."
LeShawna: (Sighs in relief.) "So, It's gonna be less dangerous?"
Chris: (Mischievously) "No, but we told them we did!" (Chuckles, ant turns to Chef) "High-five!" (Chef doesn't respond.)
Chef: "People gonna die..."
Chris: "Yeah" (Points to the finalist) "Those people..." (LeShawna gasps in terror, while Mal still nervous.) "Combatants, choose your weapon!" (The curtains open to reveal a wall of bunch weaponz) "So, what'll it be? Meatball bazooka, bow and blood-tipped arrows; a leech gun; a slingshot; or…why the hell is there an oven mitt there!?"
Chef: (Hastily runs up and grabs the oven mitt.) "Uh, there was an extra hook..."
(Mal grabs the meatball bazooka, while LeShawna grabs the slingshot)
(Cut to an open field where the contestants are all lined up with their weapons, Mal was glaring at LeShawna, while she was glaring at him back)
Chris: "Now that you've got your weapons, you'll need them to pop these balloons..." (Addresses the 23 giant orange balloons floating in the sky) "Each one contains a previously flushed contestant"
LeShawna: (angry) "Really Chris? Balloons?! They can breathe in there?!"
Chris: "I dunno, ask our classic competitor Owen, he filled them."
(Pan over to Owen, who is covered in bean sauce, surrounded by empty cans)
Owen: "Thanks Chris! These double deep fried beans really do the trick!" (Chuckles) "Watch!" (Grunts, as a balloon starts inflating behind him really big)
(Pan over to Chris; he cringes as a large popping sound is heard)
Owen: (pained) "…Mommy."
Chris: (turns back to the finalists) "You have 30 seconds; any contestant you shoot down becomes your helper, and GO!" (Blows his air horn)
(Mal fires two shots from his bazooka, but misses. LeShawna fires an rock at a balloon and it pops, revealing Cameron, still in his bubble in a cast in his arm, he falls down with a scream, and bounce over the busts)
LeShawna: "Yes!"
(Mal frustratingly fires 3 more meatballs, but still misses)
Mal: "Aww, come on!"
(LeShawna fires another rock at a balloon and it pops, revealing Zoey, as she falls but she flies before crush in the floor)
Chris: "LeShawna has picked up Cameron and Zoey! Mal? You really gotta start trying..."
Mal: (Turns toward to LeShawna) "LeShawna, why don't you take a break?" (Fires his bazooka at LeShawna, causing her to fall over.)
LeShawna: (Groans in disgust) "HEY! WHAT THE HELL, MAL?!"
(Mal smirks and fires four more shots, and this time they actually pop two balloons, one for Jo, and one for Brick. They fall to the floor with a scream, when the air horn sounds,p
Chris: "Time's up! (Looks to an intern with a long pole) "Oh, intern? Go collect the helpers, please."
(The intern drives in a golf car and with a pole, bring down the remaining ballons to the forest)
Chris: "Ok, let's go!"
Confessional
LeShawna: "I feel bad for accidentally bringing Cameron and Zoey, not because I don't like them, but if this challenge is so dangerous, I would feel guilty if something happened to them"
Mal: If those two fools get in my way, I'll be very angry, and you don't want to see me angry, ever..."
End Confessional
(As the contestants who popped out of the balloons come out of the bushes, Chris calls out to them)
Chris: "Jo and Brick, you're going to help Mal, Zoey and Cameron, you're going to help LeShawna, but you four are just here to support you, so none of you will win" (the four helpers don't say anything, unfazed ) "I mean zero money..." (they still don't say anything) "I said you guys won't get anything, Jo, are you listening to me"
Brick: "Leave her alone, she's trying to keep her inner anger in."
Jo: "Aww, isn't it sweet what he does for me?"
Chris: (shocked) "Wait a minute, are you guys...DATING?!"
Confessional
Jo: (sitting on Brick's lap) "Brick is cute, he's strong, clever, and above all handsome"
Brick: "And Jo is a beautiful player, top of her class."
(Jo chuckles and they were about to kiss until banging outside caught her attention)
Chris: (outside, angry) "PLEASE, none of that, that would be the most disgusting and repulsive thing ever...ugh"
(Both cross their arms looking offended)
End Confessional
(G)
(Cut to the middle of the woods, where a white jeep, driven by an intern and Chris, is pulling along four white passenger wagons; one has Mal, Jo and Brick in it, one with Leshawna, Cameron and Zoey. And the other one had a peanut gallery for the other contestants who competed this season.)
Leshawna: (Looks at Scott, who has a black eye scratches on his body.) "Uh, what happened to Scott?"
Chris: "Oh, funny thing, after him taked the Flush of Shame.. a lot of his 'friends' give him a little payback for the sabotage. But it doesn't matter, I mean...It's Scott!!" (The contestants laugh at him, while Scott growls in anger.) "Mal, Leshawna, This season, I decided to come up with something REALLY danger- (Stops when he remembers the intern is there) "Eer, I mean, special. Yeah… special, for the both of you;" (Gestures to something in front of them all) "Say hello to the final challenge of Total Drama Madness…"
(Zoom out to reveal a 4-tier mountain of pits. The bottom pit is glowing green, the next pit is glowing orange, the next pit seems normal, and at the very top appears to be a castle-like structure.)
Chris: "…The Moats of Doom!" (a lightning strikes in the sky as Chris chuckles. Everyone, except Mal of course, all gasp)
(G)
Chris: "Each level has a patch of safe terrain, where you'll find tools to help you survive the insane dangers that await you in each moat" (He heads to the first pit filled with the dangerous, bubbling green goo) "The first moat, at ground level, it's full of toxic waste" (A fly flies into the waste and dives in there) "You might want to avoid falling in there, unless you want to live in the Fun Zone with Dawn..." (The fly comes out and reappears as a mutated gif, shot cuts to pit filled with something boiling orange) "Moat number two is... boiling lava!" (The mutated fly flies into the lava and burns its butt as it lets out a scream, flies to the next pit, which is filled with dirty water) "The third moat is pure and simple swamp water..." (The fly gets into butt in the water, cooling it down and he sighs with relief) "But what's underneath..." (Suddenly, Fang lunges up and takes a big bite of the fly, eating it and plunging back into the water) " It will literally chew you up!"
(LeShawna and Zoey gasp, as Scott flinches in fear from the stands)
Jo: "You call this crazy McLean, this is TOTALLY insane!"
Chris: "I know, but just in case, we'll give our peanut gallery near the first pit some special belts" (The Chef puts each one of those in the stands in handcuffs on their feet tied to the stands )
Shawn: "What is this for?"
Chris: "Everyone will be safe like this so that no one falls into the substance that turns people into mutates, it's clear to you..." (points to two people) "THAT'S MEAN YOU TWO!"
(Chris pointed at Sam and Izzy, who were trying to get out of the handcuffs and run into the pit, but then they groaned in defeat and backed off at that.)
Chris: "Mal, LeShawna, if you somehow survive all three moats, you must say goodbye to your helpers and go solo while you storm the castle."
(Scroll to the top, which has a castle wall with the Chef in a crown and cape sitting on top, while he was holding a cup of coffee and a thermos; and right in the middle of the castle is a block of stone with a protruding sword)
Chris: "Take your life in your hands as you fight to defeat the mad king!"
Chef: (Unenthusiastically) "I'm the mad king..." (Grunts pathetically, then pours coffee into his mug and sips it.)
Chris: "If you overcome the mad king and find the strength to pull the sword of victory from the stone, you will be the true Total Drama Winner! And the winner of...A...MILLION...DOLLARS!" (Speaks quickly) "Subject to all applicable taxes and other compensation required by law..."
(All the contestants and helpers look surprised)
Chris: "So... Excited?"
LeShawna: "This challenge is insane!"
Brick: (shuddering in fear) "And it's very scary..."
Zoey: "Let's just don't hurt Mal, Mike's still there" (Turns to Cameron) "Right Cameron?"
Cameron: (Sighs sadly) "I don't think so, Zoey, and it's possible that Mal was always Mal, and Mike was just a personality...anyway, Mike's gone..."
(Zoey's eyes fill with tears and then she bursts into tears, as she begins to cry)
LeShawna: (comforting her shoulder) "Calm down, girl, he may not be there anymore, but we can still avenge him..."
Zoey: (wipes her tears away with her arm and stops crying) "Okay...if Mal really is Mal...let's go out there and squash him and win this!"
LeShawna: "That's how you talk sis!" (He high-fives her just like Zoey does Cameron, but her strength causes him to roll backwards)
Mal: "Keep your trash away in your side!" (He kicks Cameron, and his bubble makes him bounce everywhere)
Chris: "Woah, is Mal really Mal, or is Mal still Mike? Maybe Mike was always Mal...(Pulls out a glass of milk) "This is MILK" (Drinks the milk and looks at the camera) " Will anyone survive the final challenge? If yes, will our winner be a king or queen? Find out right after the break, here on Total! Drama! Madness!"
(Commercial Break)
(Cut to the moats, both teams are lined up in front of the moat, while the rest of the contestants are sitting in the peanut gallery next to it)
Mal: (mockingly) "Good luck LeShawna, you're going to need it!"
LeShawna: (glares at him) "Oh yeah? Well you're going to go down first, Mal!"
Zoey: (crying and putting Mike's broken necklace in a hole) "Goodbye forever, Mike, wherever you are..." (covers the hole with dirt as she lets out a tear)
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "On your marks..." (contestants prepare to run, determined looks) "Get set...GO! (Blows his air horn and both teams run towards the pit)
(LeShawna's team stops by the two poles in the ground near the toxic pit)
LeShawna: "It's too wide to jump!"
Zoey: "I can fly over him, but I don't think my strength can take them both."
LeShawna: (Grabs the poles) "Maybe we could use these as stilts." (He plunges them into the toxic waste, but they disintegrate) "...or maybe not"
Cameron: "I have an idea...but I'm not excited about it"
(Meanwhile, Mal and Jo look over the toxic waste)
Mal: (To Jo) "How good are you at floating?"
Jo: "Huh?"
(Elsewhere, Brick was looking at the long poles)
Brick: (Picks up a pole) "Hmm, let's see..." (Bends it, but fails to break) "Excellent..."
Jo: (yelling) "HELP!"
(Mal was holding Jo above his head, ready to throw her into the pit)
Mal: "Just cooperate!"
Brick: "WAIT!" (Runs, holding the pole) "I have a way across! We can jump with the pole" (Mal drops Jo on the ground, near the edge)
(Cut to the other team, where LeShawna was on top of Cameron's bubble, who was floating in the toxic waste while Zoey was flying while pushing the bubble)
Zoey: "Almost there!"
Cameron: (looks worriedly at the smoke) "Oh, I hope I've calculated my bubble's resistance to toxic exposure right."
LeShawna: "Calm down, we're already on the brink..."
(They reach the edge and LeShawna jumps onto dry land, however, Cameron's bubble begins to unravel)
Cameron: "Oh no!..." (His bubble bursts and he goes flying, but before he falls into the pit, he is saved by Zoey, flying) "Phew, thanks Zoey..."
Zoey: "You're welcome, I wouldn't let a friend of mine have the same accident as me."
LeShawna: "Yeah baby, we're ahead!"
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "LeShawna's across the first pit! LeShawna's in the lead! LeShawna...winning!"
(Mal looks annoyed while holding his stick)
Mal: "Not for long!"
(He runs straight into the moat, plants his pole in the ground, and flies directly over the moat, landing safely on the edge of the other side. However, Mal loses his balance and is about to fall into the toxic waste.)
Zoey: (Panicking) "Mike!..." (Mal falls forward safely, when Zoey sighs in relief)
LeShawna: (Going upstairs) "He's not Mike, remember him or he'll push you into a lava pool!"
Zoey: "Ugh, I know, I know."
Jo: (to Mal) "Hey, punk, now what do we have to do to get there?"
Mal: "I don't care about that, you're just here to help me, solve it yourselves" (he goes up the stairs while they both stare at him)
(Cut to the lava pit, where Mal has just finished climbing, as has LeShawna)
Chris: (Over PA) "Welcome to level 2. All even, no one dead..." (Zoey is seen helping Cameron up to the next pit) "Come on people!"
Zoey: "Come on Cam, we're almost there."
(Mal stares at them)
(Meanwhile in Mike's head, when he and his personalities finally reach the top tower, they gasp and see a red button in the center of the room)
Mike: "Uh? Did we go up here for a silly button?" (He reaches out to press his hand but Chester pulls his hair away from him) "Ow!"
Chester: "It's a self-destruct button, silly!"
Mike: "Uh? And what does he do?"
Chester: "It's not obvious, if you push it, BOOM, you and everyone here including the punk will disappear, your whole brain will stop working and then you will stop living, you will die, but Mal will be stopped"
Vito: "Woah, woah, wait a minute, if you press it we're all going to die?"
Chester: "I've been in the war, if anything has to be sacrificed for the greater good, no questions asked!"
Manitoba: "But what if it doesn't work?"
Chester: "What part no questions you didn't understand?!"
Svetlana: "Enough, we should leave everything to Mike, he's the one who started all this..."
Mike: "I..." (glances nervously at the button)
(Cut back to reality, in the lava pit, LeShawna puts a ladder over the pit and the edges, while Mal was carrying Cameron, and throws him into the pit)
Zoey: "Cameron!"
(Cameron falls into the first pit, but luckily lands right on the edge)
(LeShawna steps on the ladder, until it catches fire and she gasps.)
Zoey: "Hurry up!"
(LeShawna then runs across the ladder, before it burns and falls apart)
Zoey: "You're going to die, Mal-!" (She tries to attack him with her claws but he immobilizes her)
Mal: "A little walk where did you come from?" (Zoey screams as he knocks her down into the first pit, and she splashes through the toxic waste)
Cameron: (gasps in shock) "Zoey! Are you okay?!"
Zoey: (resurfaces from the pit and spits liquid from her mouth) "I'm fine Cam, I can't mutate anymore anyway, I already mutated!"
Mal: (to LeShawna) "Now I'm coming for you!"
LeShawna: "In your dreams, lunatic!"
(LeShawna rushes up the stairs leading to the next level, Mal grabs a jumper off the floor, looking annoyed)
Mal: "A jumper?" (Looks at Chris), "Really?"
Chris: (Through his megaphone) "Please note that not all of these items have been tested for safety, and not all and I mean none! Each one is a death trap waiting for you"
(Meanwhile, Jo and Brick are seen, using a tree as a boat, while Brick rows it and whistles)
(Cut to the edge of the third pit, where LeShawna finally crawls to the top)
Chris: (Over loudspeaker) "LeShawna reaches level 3!"
LeShawna: "Yeah! Woohoo! Just a little more to win!"
(At that moment, Brick and Jo run past Zoey and Cameron)
Brick: "You guys haven't gotten far?"
Zoey: "I think the fall and toxic waste have damaged my wings a bit" (she shakes them only to not move) "I think they have broken"
Jo: "We'd like to talk about it, but we're not playing with you so bye."
Brick: "Sorry, soldiers."
(They both go up the stairs as they reach the third pit)
Cameron: "Zoey, we have to get there before Mal does more evil"
Zoey: (gasp) "You're right! I am the only who can stop him" (she go up stair very fast)
(While in the lava pit, Mal bounces higher and higher on the jumper)
Chris: (over PA) "Mal better get into action!"
Mal: (Bouncing higher and higher) "Here... We... GO!-"
Zoey: "WAIT!" (Before bouncing, Zoey jumps on Mal, and just as the jumper bounces so high it reaches the third pit, LeShawna looks on in shock, as the two of them brush past her and fall into the water, LeShawna trips and falls back but catches on the edge)
LeShawna: "Oh, oh, please, now, HELP!"
(Everyone in the peanut gallery looked at this in shock)
Harold: "LeShawna, I'll rescue you!" (Tries to run but the handcuffs stop him)
Shawn: "There's no way, dude, we're stuck here, unless you have-" (then notices that Harold got married easily, and jumps high enough to clear the first pit) "Skills..."
Confessional
Harold: "If there's one thing I've learned in all of Steve's camps, it's that no matter how dire the situation, the crazy abilities will work when you have someone to help."
End Confessional
(Inside the water, Mal and Zoey are seen fighting, trying to drown each other, until Mal stops and rolls her eyes as her mind goes blank)
(Within the subconscious, we see Mal fall on the ground)
Mal: (Gets up and looks in shock) "Huh?" (he looks at the smoky center, right where his tower used to be) "Impossible! Where is my tower?!"
Mike: "It's gone, Mal." (Mal turns around and looks at him in front of him) "Everything is gone forever."
Mal: "No! How did you do this?!"
Mike: "The five of us did something you thought we couldn't do!" (Suddenly, a thought bubble comes into view, where Mike tries to push the button)
Mike: "I...I can't! If I press this button, my life will end and so will yours!"
Vito: "Ayo, don't worry, we all have to make sacrifices"
Svetlana: "All your life we've been getting in your way, now it's our turn to pay what we owe"
Manitoba: "Just do it once, mate, everything is your decision now"
(Mike stared at the button one last time, only to do the following...)
Mike: "NO!" (He rips the button off and throws it away, only to step on it and break it into pieces) "Noever button can take me away from you, you are a part of me, and whether I like you or not, I need you, because I love you."
Svetalana: (gasps) "Do you really love us?"
Chester: "Even though we bother you every time?"
Mike: "Guys, that doesn't matter now, we must defeat Mal, and together, we can gather all our powers to defeat him, what do you say?" (He puts his hand on the step where the button fit and waits for answers)
Manitoba: "Sure, mate, we'll all help you, with our skill!" (puts her hand over his, and suddenly he glows orange)
Vito: "Our strength!" (He also puts his hand and he glows green)
Svetalana: "Our determination!" (He also puts his hand and it shines in pink)
Chester: "Our wisdom" (Finally he puts his hand out and it glows red)
Mike: (smiles at everyone) "And our love..." (he glows blue, and outside, all his energy invades the entire tower until it forms a heart and then completely explodes, thus destroying the evil tower)
(After the flashback ends, the dream cloud floats away)
Mal: (growling) "You... YOU..." (He roars angrily and charges straight at Mike, but he punches her in the face, as Mike glows blue again)
(Mal was scratching his head in pain when he suddenly looks at the other personalities approaching him, glowing in their color and staring at him)
Mike: "It's time to lock yourself up forever once and for all..." (he and his personalities knew a cage that holds Mal)
Mal: "What?! No...uh, d-don't do this!" (looks pleadingly) "No one will ever cross you with me in charge! I'm a part of you"
Mike: (Unsympathetically, looking at him) "Yeah, a part of me I don't need anymore...Goodbye forever, Mal" (Closes his eyes as he makes the cage along with Mal start to disappear)
Mal: "No! NO! IT'S MY TIME!" (Screams as it starts to fade) "MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" (He then disappears from sight)
(Suddenly, Zoey's screams are heard, echoing in Mike's head)
Mike: "Oh no, Zoey's in danger!" (looks at their personalities) "Um, sorry, I have to go"
Manitoba: "Calm down, mate, we did our job"
Vito: "Send that girl a shout out from Vito"
Svetlana: "And don't worry, we will only intervene when you need us"
Mike: "Really?"
Chester: "Just save your girlfriend once! Okay?"
Mike: "Oh, that's right, um, see you later guys!" (disappears)
The personalities: "Bye, Mike!" (They stop waving, when Chester breaks the silence)
Chester: "Well...who's hungry?"
(Back to reality, Fang now looms over Zoey, as he roars at her, Zoey tries to blow fire but can't)
Zoey: "I don't have fire breath, please someone HELP!"
(Just as it looks like Fang is about to take a bite, Mike rises out of the water and smacks Fang right in the face and he goes flying, one of his teeth falling out as Mike catches it and looks at Zoey with a smile)
Zoey: (Incredulously) "Mike...is that really you?" (looks suspiciously) "The Real REAl?"
Mike: "For you, if you want, I can be Mike now"
Confessional
Zoey: (nervous) "I want to believe him, but can I? RIGHT?!"
End Confessional
Mike: (realizes something) "Hey, where's that necklace I gave you?"
Confessional
Zoey: (cheerfully) "YES!"
End Confessional
(At that point, Zoey simply grabs Mike and pulls him into a deep, passionate kiss, when they're done, Shawn and Sky in the stands high-five each other)
Sky: "No more Mal around here!"
(Meanwhile, LeShawna was trying hard not to fall)
LeShawna: "I don't want to die, I don't want to die!" (Suddenly someone holds her other hand, and that's Harold, who struggles until he carries her back up) "Harold, how did you get here?!"
Harold: "I would travel to the end of the world for you, my lady" (they both smile sweetly at each other)
(At that, Brick and Jo started embracing passionately, from the third pit)
Brick: "Love is a very, very good thing."
Jo: "I know, love"
(Chris angrily flies in his jetpack in front of them)
Chris: "That's it! This is the end! It's about pain and betrayal...and PAIN! Not hugging and kissing...PAAAAAAIN!"
(Brick and Jo when they suddenly start kissing passionately, just as Mike and Zoey share another kiss, and suddenly, everything becomes a moment of love and kisses, Dakota and Sam, Lightning and Sky, Anne Maria and Ezekiel, Dawn and Cody ; LeShawna, looking at the whole lovefest, shrugs and kisses Harold, which he reciprocates)
Chris: (Annoyed) "ENOUGH, new rules! Whoever pulls the sword out of the stone wins the million bucks!" (He presses a button and makes bridges appear between the first two pits, and the chains of the peanut gallery open, freeing everyone)
Izzy: "FREEDOM!" (She runs and happily jumps into the moat, but collides with the bridge and groans in pain, just as Sugar steps over her.)
Sugar: "Still, you crazy girl, Sugar can now win this!"
(At that moment, everyone from the peanut gallery began to run and climb to the top)
Jo: "Whoever? Huh?" (Smirks evilly as he kicks Brick in the bottom, causing him to fall to the ground, writhing in pain)
Brick: "Jo...why?"
Jo: "Sorry, Brick-for-Brains, but I have a million to win!"
Sugar: "Out of my way!" (Both collide and fall into the water, while fighting)
Harold: "Looks like it's a free-for-all!"
Zoey: "Good luck, Mike!"
Mike: (Walks away from Zoey) "Thanks Zoey! I better go right away!"
LeShawna: "Okay, Harold, I have to move!"
Harold: "Can we share one last kiss?"
LeShawna: "You wish..." (Walks away) "I have a game to win!"
(Cameron arrives and watches Sugar and Jo fight in the water)
Cameron: "Stop! I won't let them get in the way, I'm still part of LeShawna and Mike's team, prize or no prize!"
Sugar: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do then, shorty?"
Zoey: "Help him!" (She flies over them) "My wings are finally healed, and you want to know something? Never make a mutant mad, take this!" (Gives the shark tooth to Sugar and it flies away)
Sugar: (looks at the tooth before seeing Fang growl at her) "Uh oh..." (screams as she swims away from him, as he chases after her)
Jo: (sneering) "Ha, so long, Honey Boo Boo-!" (A pole hits her and she plunges into the water)
Brick: (sitting on a rock, holding the pole) "Oops, my pole slipped, sorry tomboy"
Confessional
Brick: "I waited an entire internship and season for that moment, and it felt pretty good..."
End Confessional
(Scene now cuts to the final level, LeShawna and Mike rush up the stairs to the top, LeShawna sticks her head up first, only to dodge a flying meatball that shoots Chef's bazooka, LeShawna jumps, dodging more meatballs and runs back from a rock, Chef starts shooting in the other direction just as Mike appears, but Mike jumps off the ladder and lands on his feet, and starts running towards the rock.)
Chris: "Oooh, some awesome moves from both LeShawna and Mike!" (Flies towards Chef in his jetpack) "And unimpressive shots from Chef! (Chef fires a meatball at Chris, knocking him out)
Mike: "I'll say...you couldn't hit the blind side of a-"
(Chef then shoots meatballs at Mike, as he dodges them.)
Mike: "Whoa! Agh! That was close! Ah!" (Keep dodging the screaming meatballs)
(LeShawna looks ahead, then runs to the main stone, begins to yank on the sword until she…gets it off the stone. LeShawna holds the stone over her head and gasps.)
LeShawna: "I did? Oh my gosh! I WIN!"
Chris: (approaches LeShawna with the million dollar case) "LeShawna wins the million dollar case!"
Harold: (clapping to the side) "Wow LeShawna, you're a queen!"
Mike: "Yeah, well done, LeShaw-" (gets hit in the face by a meatball)
Chef: (Laughs, then clears his throat nervously) "I was cleaning it and it went off..." (Mike wipes his face after getting up)
Zoey: (runs to Mike) "Oh Mike, I'm sorry you didn't win the million"
Cameron: (getting closer too) "Yes, sorry for not supporting you"
Mike: "Nah, it's okay, I don't deserve it anyway, I was in my head too long that I didn't play the game, it would be unfair, also, I already had a victory, I defeated Mal, I have my personalities controlled and too, I have you!" (The three friends start hugging)
Shawn: "There's Mike, get him!"
(The three of them turned and saw Shawn, Sky and Dakota running straight towards him, looking very serious and menacing)
Cameron: "Oh no, I'm sure they're still mad about Mal."
Zoey: (stepping forward) "Don't worry, Mike, I'll protect you-"
Mike: (stepping in front of her) "No, it's time for me to face the consequences of my actions myself, even if I didn't" (looks at the people running towards him) "Here I am, do what you want with me!"
(At that, Mike was lifted into the air by them, while they cheered)
Shawn: "Well done mate, you've finally broken free!"
Mike: "Wait, aren't you mad at me?"
Sky: "We are not, we know exactly that you would never do that"
Dakota: "Three cheers for Mike!"
All three: "Hip hip hooray!"
Mike: (looking at Zoey) "I'm sorry I didn't win, if I had the million I'd put you back to the normal"
Zoey: (chuckles and flies to him) "You don't need to change me, you're weird, and I'm weird too, we're weird love, and I like that" (kisses him on the cheek)
Harold: "LeShawna?-"
LeShawna: "I already kissed you down there, wait until we get home, mommy will buy a couple of new things with this baby" (looks at the briefcase excitedly)
Sky: (walks towards her) "Finally you get what you missed in the first season"
LeShawna: "That's right, LeShawna finally got justice, bring on those five, sis!" (Both high five)
(The camera pans over to Chris, who hears his phone ring.)
Chris: "It's the network..." (answers it) "Yes?" (Screams are heard again on the phone, as Brick is seen carrying a sodden Jo in his arms) "Uh-huh-huh. Ok! Done!" (Hangs up) "They're so happy they want to reboot everything directly to a new cast of sixteen people, this is going to be good!-"
(Suddenly the island begins to rumble, steam comes out of the hole in the stone)
Chris: "Um...what the hell is going on?"
Camero : "Um... Chef? What did you use to make these moats?"
Chef: (smiles sheepishly) "A fracking machine"
Sky: "Whoa! You can't say that here!"
Cameron: "A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill!... It can't be used on an island that small, IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Chris: (nervous) "Why? What could happen?!" (The water begins to be expelled from the stone)
Cameron: "THE ISLAND IS SINKING!"
(Everyone starts screaming in panic)
(Cut to the pier of shame, where the yeti walks towards the Flush of Shame, holding a newspaper and whistling. Suddenly, water gushes out of the toilet, the entire island begins to destroy itself, water gushes out of the confessional, the mine Even the rocks and trees on the ground, animals are seen running for their lives, even a squirrel holds a sign reading "THE END IS NEAR" Water gushes out of the Mess Hall, inmates float on a table, The butler plays a violin in the patio of the spa hotel, while the water sinks him, in the end, the island trembled until it completely sank into the ocean)
(Various objects float away, as do various campers stranded in the water or on the objects, Chef simply takes a sip from his cup of coffee as he floats on a rubber duck, then Jo and Brick are seen emerging from the water. )
Jo: "Drop in the middle of the ocean losing a million dollars, AGAIN!...I hate this show"
Brick: "But we have the best consolation prize, each other."
Jo: "Great...just great" (Suddenly, Fang emerges to the side and grins at him evilly, as they yell and swim away, as Fang starts to chase them)
(Meanwhile, on top of a cabin she floats by, with LeShawna, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Harold sitting there)
Harold: "Should we do this again sometime?..."
LeShawna, Mike, Zoey, Cameron: (annoyed) "NO!"
Chris: (Floats over the confessional, holding the briefcase) "Well, that's it for our longest and craziest season yet, but don't worry, we'll be back with a whole new cast...and I guess a whole new island too." (laughs) "Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this was Total! Drama! Madness!"
(At that moment, the Ship of Losers sails past, taking all the animals off the island, and right behind is Owen on water skis)
Owen: "Look, Mom, I'm skiing! (Suddenly trips and falls into the water, resurfaces and laughs) "That was awesome!"
(End Credits)
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ALTERNATIVE ENDING:
(Scene now cuts to the final level, LeShawna and Mike rush up the stairs to the top, LeShawna sticks her head up first, only to dodge a flying meatball that shoots Chef's bazooka, LeShawna jumps, dodging more meatballs and runs back from a rock, Chef starts shooting in the other direction just as Mike appears, but Mike jumps off the ladder and lands on his feet, and starts running towards the rock.)
Chris: "Oooh, some awesome moves from both LeShawna and Mike!" (Flies towards Chef in his jetpack) "And unimpressive shots from Chef! (Chef fires a meatball at Chris, knocking him out)
Leshawna: (Stops running, peeks from behind the rock) "Hey! Don't say that, Chris! I'm sure that Chef is doing is best!" (Takes cover as Chef fires more meatballs, where he missed)
Chef: "Aww, thank you, honey! At least someone appreciates my…"
(A shiing is heard, Chef looks down to see Mike holding the sword over his head.)
Mike: "Ye-eh-he-hes! I did it! Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
Chris: (Walks up to Mike with the million dollar case) "Mike wins the Million Dollars!"
Zoey: (Runs to Mike, gives him a big hug, with Cameron hugging him too.) "Oh, Mike! We're both so proud of you!"
Leshawna: (Sighs sadly, as Harold comfort her. but look hapoy to Mike) "Well, congrats Mike. It sure was fun having-" (She was cut off as Mike blasted a meatball in Mike's face.)
Chef: (Chuckles, then clears his throat nervously) "I was just cleaning it, and it went off."
(Mike rubs the meatball off his face, and gets worried.)
Zoey: "Mike? Is everything ok?"
Mike: (Sighs) "Well.. It was awesome for me to win the million. But.. I was in my head too long that I didn't play the game, it would be unfair, I really not need it, I already had a victory, I defeated Mal, I have my personalities controlled and too, I have you!" (The three friends start hugging)
Shawn: "There's Mike, get him!"
(The three of them turned and saw Shawn, Sky and Dakota running straight towards him, looking very serious and menacing)
Cameron: "Oh no, I'm sure they're still mad about Mal."
Zoey: (stepping forward) "Don't worry, Mike, I'll protect you-"
Mike: (stepping in front of her) "No, it's time for me to face the consequences of my actions myself, even if I didn't" (looks at the people running towards him) "Here I am, do what you want with me!"
(At that, Mike was lifted into the air by them, while they cheered)
Shawn: "Well done mate, you've finally broken free!"
Mike: "Wait, aren't you mad at me?"
Sky: "We are not, we know exactly that you would never do that"
Dakota: "Three cheers for Mike!"
All three: "Hip hip hooray!"
Mike: (look at Zoey) "Well, Zoey, now I can make you back to the normal"
Zoey: (chuckles and flies to him) "You don't need to change me, you're weird, and I'm weird too, we're weird love, and I like that" (kisses him on the cheek)
Harold: "LeShawna? (Leshawna looks at Harold.) "I'm sorry you didn't win.."
Leshawna: "It's alright, Harold, baby. The most important thing is that i have you guys." (Hugs both Harold Sky.)
(The camera pans over to Chris, who hears his phone ring.)
Chris: "It's the network..." (answers it) "Yes?" (Screams are heard again on the phone, as Brick is seen carrying a sodden Jo in his arms) "Uh-huh-huh. Ok! Done!" (Hangs up) "They're so happy they want to reboot everything directly to a new cast of sixteen people, this is going to be good!-"
(Suddenly the island begins to rumble, steam comes out of the hole in the stone)
Chris: "Um...what the hell is going on?"
Camero : "Um... Chef? What did you use to make these moats?"
Chef: (smiles sheepishly) "A fracking machine"
Sky: "Whoa! You can't say that here!"
Cameron: "A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill!... It can't be used on an island that small, IT'S DANGEROUS!"
Chris: (nervous) "Why? What could happen?!" (The water begins to be expelled from the stone)
Cameron: "THE ISLAND IS SINKING!"
(Everyone starts screaming in panic)
(Cut to the pier of shame, where the yeti walks towards the Flush of Shame, holding a newspaper and whistling. Suddenly, water gushes out of the toilet, the entire island begins to destroy itself, water gushes out of the confessional, the mine Even the rocks and trees on the ground, animals are seen running for their lives, even a squirrel holds a sign reading "THE END IS NEAR" Water gushes out of the Mess Hall, inmates float on a table, The butler plays a violin in the patio of the spa hotel, while the water sinks him, in the end, the island trembled until it completely sank into the ocean)
(Various objects float away, as do various campers stranded in the water or on the objects, Chef simply takes a sip from his cup of coffee as he floats on a rubber duck, then Jo and Brick are seen emerging from the water. )
Jo: "Drop in the middle of the ocean losing a million dollars, AGAIN!...I hate this show"
Brick: "But we have the best consolation prize, each other."
Jo: "Great...just great" (Suddenly, Fang emerges to the side and grins at him evilly, as they yell and swim away, as Fang starts to chase them)
(Meanwhile, on top of a cabin she floats by, with LeShawna, Mike, Zoey, Cameron and Harold sitting there)
Harold: "Should we do this again sometime?..."
LeShawna, Mike, Zoey, Cameron: (annoyed) "NO!"
Chris: (Floats over the confessional, holding the briefcase) "Well, that's it for our longest and craziest season yet, but don't worry, we'll be back with a whole new cast...and I guess a whole new island too." (laughs) "Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this was Total! Drama! Madness!"
(At that moment, the Ship of Losers sails past, taking all the animals off the island, and right behind is Owen on water skis)
Owen: "Look, Mom, I'm skiing! (Suddenly trips and falls into the water, resurfaces and laughs) "That was awesome!"
(End Credits)
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Bonus Clip:
(Fade to some of contestants in the the Main Lodge)
Mike: "I know what you're thinking. Am I gonna miss old Zoey? Maybe..." (he is sitting next to Zoey, Cameron, Harold and LeShawna with the million dollar case open) "But you know? The new Zoey is VERY beuty..."
(Zoey giggles and blushes at this, just then, thet see Fang still chasing Brick and Jo, Fang then gets a bib napkin and puts it on, while he continues to chase them, the contestants look concerned at them)
25th-Anne Maria
24th-Staci
23th-Izzy
22th-B
21/20th-Sugar
21/20th-Ella
19th-Lindsay
18th-Brick
17th-Ezekiel
16/15th-Justin
16/15-Topher
14th-Sam
13th-Lightning
12th-Dakota
11th-Jo
10th-Cody
9th-Cameron
8th-Harold
7th-Dawn
6th-Zoey
5th-Shawn
4th-Sky
3rd-Scott
2nd-Mike"Mal" (Runner-up)
1st-LeShawna (Winner)And I finally finished this, after NINE months, I have this in the bag, I hope you liked it and if not, you can tell me, I would have loved to make changes before it was too late
This is the second worst episode of the Total Drama series (in my opinion), so it's difficult to do this from the beginning, especially since this finale has the worst finalists in the entire history of the series, Zoey (an irreplaceable Mary Sue) and Mike "Mal" (a very forgettable and pathetic emo villain Gary Stu), it is noticeable that Courtney (better worked), Scott and even Sam had more possibilities and conditions to get here
Here not much changes since only LeShawna replaces Mary Zoey, but at least she is not a demon like her, it is very noticeable that she should be here, and whoever says otherwise did not realize that at the beginning she is a protagonist in her team, on the other hand Mal...I should have realized much earlier, and thanks to a friend who gave me ideas to make Mike free more times and he himself realized that he is not a worthy winner
I hope you liked this story as the predecessor, and thank for Gman5846 for be my co-writer and support me
I like to see this as the end, AND NO, I don't confirm any sequel with the reboot cast in Pahkithew Island, I wouldn't dream of that... maybe but probably not, I love you and bye, thanks for reading :3