Star wars chapter 3

Chapter 3

It has been about 2 months since I started to explore this planet and it has not changed my first impression of it. The planet is beautiful in a harsh sort of way, and the living conditions and brutal. I am very glad I decided to pack food, if I had to hunt here, I would not be alive.

It was very time-consuming going from place to place, trying to find the Valley. I could of course always use the Force but I don't know if anyone will feel me through it. I have heard rumors that both the Jedi and the Sith have masters meditating and trying to feel young force users. I cannot take that chance right now, not so deep in Sith space. That just leaves me with a good old fashion search.

Since I can't really fight any of the animals on this planet, I must use the ship to search, thank fuck I stocked up on fuel, and Solar charging is a thing here. During the day I look for the valley and during the night I keep studying the books I have. Sleep, eat, rinse, and repeat.

Fuck this shit!

Again, I can't say this shit enough. All those other fucking self-inserts and authors, always get the fucking easy way out.

But not me, no sir.

But then again, I did choose this. Could've gone to the Jedi, but noooooo, I had to pick the Sith, because they had cookies. Joking, of course, picking the Sith was the more sensible option at this point. This way I don't have to join the war and I can stay in the shadows for real.

Fucking logic.

Over the past two months, I've only found pieces of knowledge. I got lucky and found a Sith alphabet. One quick scan into the ship's computer and it can translate shit for me. Being able to read all the texts that I have found was a big boon.

The Sith, the original Sith were a very primitive people before the Dark Jedi came here. However, they were very strong in the force. When I say very, I mean very. Their children were born with the skill of a full-grown padawan. Force wise. To this day, and from what I know of the future, these are probably the only race in the entirety of Star Wars to be born with this attunement. Just confirming this fact, made me want a pureblood Sith body even more.

But sadly, all the original biological Sith are no more. I would have to find some DNA and build a body from scratch. Even if I did that there was no guarantee that it would have the same affinity with the Force as the original did.

I am hoping that in the Valley, I can find the Holocron of XoXaan. She was the healer of the original Dark Jedi that settled here. Hopefully, she must've found the answer to my question.

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The valley of Kings... The name alone would instill awe and fear in the minds of Sith and Jedi alike. The sheer majesty it commanded could not and would not be matched for millennia to come.

That being said, man did these Dark Jedi have some fucking egos. They had fucking large ass statues for their tombs. It was so easy for once to find the tomb of XoXaan. She was the only lady statue…. Fucking sausage fest, the order was. Heh, I just realized that I could turn Yoda to the dark side. Now that would be some shit.

My dumb internal muses aside, now that I had found the Valley of Kings I had to prepare myself. There would be tests, traps, and challenges in each tomb. From the pieces of knowledge that I had gathered, I was not the first one to try and gain the favor of the dark Jedi. Many had tried and failed. The few that succeeded went on to be big names in the empire. However, as far as I am aware, no one had ever been in the tomb of XoXaan.

Figures that all the previous dark side users choose power over healing.

My insane musings aside, it was time to plunge into the tomb.

Things one can expect when tomb raiding a Sith lord's tomb: Darkness, traps, scary sounds, weird ass creatures, and last but not least more darkness!

The fucking critters that skittered around my feet and then the faint whispering that caressed my ears made for a very acquired experience. But I kept trudging on, this was for power! I thought to myself as I once again had to stop and clear a trap. Occasionally I would feel as though someone was watching me and not like when you imagine that. I would feel it through the Force. It was creepy.

However, after what felt like days I finally made it into the inner chamber where the Holocron resided. How could I tell, you may ask? Well, it might have been the glowing force ghost that sat on the throne at the end of the room.

The main chamber of the tomb was made with some type of grey almost metallic stone, with groves and indents along the walls and floor to create a tribal design. While other lines pointed toward the center of the room, where the Holocron lay. Then from there, stairs formed and led onto a raised platform where a throne was formed from the same metallic grey stone.

Upon that grey throne sat a force ghost.

That force ghost was XoXaan.

XoXaan was a humanoid, whose height I could not discern as she was sitting. Her face was alluring, with lines going down from the bottom of her eyes and then almost connecting to triangles. Her eyes were grey and intense. Then from the corners of her lips, black lines curved inwards and then down to her jawline.

This was a Dark Jedi.

This was a Dark lady of the Sith.

This was someone who once stood at the principle of what both sides of the force could offer, she was to be respected and feared.

"Tell me, traveler, why do you come to my temple?" The Force ghost asked as she crossed her arms.

Now, I could tell the truth, or I could lie. Choices and choices, if I tell the truth she might not believe me, and if I lie then she could maybe sense that in the force. As I mulled my answer, it struck me that she said traveler. Now that could mean traveler to this planet, or it could mean that she knows… If she knows, I got nothing to lose. Que the bullshit!

"I've had visions of through the Force that has led me here to seek your teachings," I replied trying very hard not to fuck this up. "The Force has shown me a future where the Sith have been reduced to two, a master and an apprentice, one to embody power, and the other to crave it. While the Jedi flourish." Technically, the movies and shows were visions, so I'm not lying.

"Your words have some truth to them."

Holy shit, it is working!

"Tell me, Traveler, My brethren and I invented what it means to be a Sith. Are you willing to open yourself to that truth?" The Dark lady of the Sith XoXaan asked as I felt her words through the Force.

Welp time to say the words most Star Wars fans want to say.

"I am, Master." With those words, my life as Jar-Jar Sith truly began.

XXX

Short chapter, but progresses!

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