Spells and Louds

Chapter 70: Game Stream 2.0

Computer screen starts up and we see the title of Minecraft. Sunset logs into the server.

Sunset: Warning the following video is made by me sunset shimmer as well as multiple other people on board, there will be some cursing in it so be warned.

The game starts in the middle of a server where there are several houses nearby. The server belongs to Sunset, Neil, Lincoln, Leon, Sergei, Linka, Timmy, Victor, Martin and Gyro?

All of their avatar's look exactly like how they look in real life.

Sunset" Alright guys, we're back on Minecraft.

Lincoln: It's been three weeks since we've played this.

Neil: Same here. I've been occupied by other stuff recently.

Gyro: So, what the hell are we doing here with you already doing a live stream?

Sunset: Today, we are going to prank Leon and his house.

Victor: (Laughs) I don't know what the plan is, but I'm already loving it.

Sunset: Alright. Leon isn't currently available, so we have a chance to prank him before he gets on this server. He has no idea what we're all doing right now.

Lincoln: This is gonna be so exciting! (Laughs)

Neil: So what's the plan Sunset?!

Sunset: Okay, first. We're going to fill his house with pigs!

The others gasp and laugh at the same time.

Gyro: (Laughs) I can already tell this is gonna be one bullshit of a plan that could end badly!

Sunset: After we fill his house with swine's. We rig the underside of his house, with TNT!

Neil: Wait what?!

Lincoln: We're gonna blow up his house?!

Gyro: (Laughs) Now we're talking!

Victor: He's not gonna know what the hell is happening.

Sunset: Now, are you all ready?!

Some of them laugh a bit. And they all agree.

Sunset: Okay, have some carrots (drops many carrots on the ground and they all pick it up) Pigs love carrots, so we're gonna use carrots to make them follow us.

Lincoln: We should put on some armor in case we run into something crazy,

Victor: Agree with Lincoln. Don't wanna die and walk all the way to you guys.

(Time skip)

They're all wearing diamond armor and have shields on their left arm and carrots on they're right with they're weapons in the inventory.

Sunset: Now that we're suited up, let's go get some pigs!

They all cheer and follow her.

Victor: Where the heck are we going?

Sunset: There's a place just across the river where there are a lot of pigs. I scouted the outskirts two days ago and it is wild!

Neil: So that's what you were doing three days ago when I went to check on my Minecraft house? You were scouting.

Sunset: Pretty much.

They cross a river and make it to the other side.

Gyro: Thank goodness I brought some wood and cobblestone.

Lincoln: Yeah, yeah, yeah! We can make a bridge for when we come back, so we don't have to make the pigs swim to the other aside of the river.

Sunset: (laughs) Oh good gracious! Look at us, better team than what we do in Left 4 Dead!

Victor: That's because we always end up screaming and running!

Lincoln: (Laughs) mostly you Victor.

(Time skip)

They cross over a mountain path and spot a massive flat land with grass and a few trees.

Sunset: Here we are boys. Pig country. (Laughs)

Neil: Holy hell! This place looks like we can build a house here!

Victor: (Laughs) A house or a motel?

Lincoln: (Laughs) This is gonna be awesome!

Gyro: So you were scouting for pigs and didn't bother to just build something here so don't have to walk?

They all look at Sunset. She just looks back at all of them in silence.

Sunset: Okay, let's go get some pigs. (She runs off to the pigs)

Lincoln: (Laughs) completely ignoring the question.

Victor: Let's get us some pig's boys!

(Time skip)

They start rallying some pigs.

Neil: Hey Piggies! (Laughs) Look at them all! This is like Noah's ark! (Laughs)

Lincoln: I've got, ten following me! (Laughs) This is hilarious!

Victor: Okay, we have the pigs so we should take them back.

Gyro: How do we make them, make love?

Sunset: You give two random pigs a carrot each. It's unknown which gender is which so pretty soon they will come together and make a new pig.

Gyro: Well, that sounds logical.

(Time skip)

They are now passing the mountain.

Lincoln: Oh no!

Neil: Piggie down!

They all gather and see a pig stuck in deep water and drown.

Sunset: We still have more pigs. One gone is okay.

Victor: Less pork for everybody now! (Laughs)

Gyro: Let's get Piggy convoy moving! For the bacon!

Everyone: Yeah!

They spot some zombies approaching them Gyro, Lincoln and Victor battle the dead.

Gyro: You shall not, Pork!

Victor: Get back! Get back!

Lincoln: Oh my god! Why did we do this at night time?!

They all rally the pigs to the mountain pass and reach the river, where they proceed to make a bridge. While at the same time some of them are feeding the pigs, making more pigs.

Lincoln and Gyro return to the others after building the bridge.

"Okay the bridge is … (Sees the mob of pigs) what the heck?!

Gyro: What the fuck t=did you guys just do?!

Neil: (Laughs) We fed them!

Victor: It's a hog wild mania!

Sunset: (laughs) I'm sorry, but we got bored okay!

Lincoln: So while we were building the bridge, you were all having fun making more pigs?!

Gyro: You didn't even let us have some fun. Seriously! (Laughs) Oh my god! There are so much of them!

Neil: Hey man, at least the bridge is built. So you two get credit for building it.

Sunset: And maybe if the bridge stays, we can use it to build a few houses nearby.

Victor: Like a town. Or something.

Lincoln: (Laughs) Alright, alright! Let's get these hogs moving! (Pulls out a carrot and the pigs follow Lincoln) Come on you Piggies, let's go, let's go!

(Time skip)

They did it. The house of Leon is filled with pigs.

Gyro: (Walking around the house and looks at the pigs through the glass wall) Yes! We did it! Piggie central! (Laughs)

Neil: everybody put your hooves in the air!

Sunset: (Laughs) let's feed these pigs boys!

Lincoln: (Laughs) it's kinda like Liam's farm in here!

Victor: And you get a carrot and you get a carrot and you get a carrot! (Laughs)

Neil: Oh the Piggies! (Laughs) Oh my god! Look at the little ones!

Sunset: Guys! Guys! Look at Lincoln standing on top of them!

They all look and see Lincoln holding a carrot and all the pigs are surrounding him.

Lincoln: I am you're king! (Laughs)

The others also laugh.

Victor: This is fucking crazy! (Laughs)

Gyro: (Laughs) just another day at Minecraft people! (Laughs)

Sunset: (Laughs) Yes! The reign of Piggies!

Neil: I think, we have enough. (Laughs)

Sunset: (Laughs) Alright! Let's rig this house to blow!

They all put they're carrots away and head to the chests and crafting tables. They got some sand in their inventory thanks to Lincoln and Neil. The gun powder they got from killing Creepers on they're pig journey.

Gyro heads out of the house and starts digging a secret tunnel that will lead under the house. Everyone else is making TNT.

(Time skip)

They are all under the house and are placing TNT everywhere.

Gyro: I have red stone in my inventory, so we can set it all up.

Lincoln: I've got a lever.

Neil: This is like some crazy Wile E. Coyote thing! (Laughs)

Sunset: I think we need more TNT.

Victor: I might have some TNT at my place.

They all stop and look at him.

Gyro: This whole fucking time you have TNT at you're home?!

Victor: Dude it's like only three.

They all remain silent.

Gyro: Okay, that's fair. Never mind.

Neil: I got some sand in my chest. Let me go get them. (Neil leaves the tunnel)

Gyro: do you guys remember in the Batman movie, the part where he asks the Joker "Where's Rachel?!" (Laughs and places more TNT) This is where Rachel was!

Lincoln: (Laughs) you are so cruel right now!

(Time skip)

They surround themselves with TNT. Except for a small path that leads to the tunnel.

Gyro: alright we should place a TNT here in the middle. (Lincoln places one) Good, no all I have to do, is place some red stone.

Sunset: Let me help you with that.

Lincoln: I'm gonna head out side and place the lever.

Neil: I have some red stone in my inventory. We can double our progress through that.

Victor: We also might need some red stone torches or something. Red stone doesn't travel that far, it needs an extension or something.

(Time Skip)

They all place the red stone onto the long tunnel and exit it. They cover the entrance and place down the lever.

Victor: So now what?

Gyro: (Laughs) we did it! We did it people!

Sunset: That took a long while to do this!

Lincoln: We should save the server here just in case.

When they finish saving the server.

Victor: So, should I do this? (He flips the switch)

Everyone: No! Stop!

But it was too late. The house explodes with the pigs and some of the TNT is sent flying.

Sunset: Oh my God!

Neil: You idiot!

Lincoln: Why would you do that?!

Victor: We were testing it! We did save the server!

Gyro: (Spots some flying TNT towards them and raises his shield) Incoming!

But it was too late. Everyone but Gyro were killed by the TNT.

Sunset: What the heck?!

Lincoln: Where did that come from?!

Neil: Was it all from the house?!

Victor: Guess this is what I get for blowing stuff up.

Gyro: (Laughs) I just raised my shield and took a few steps back and didn't get hit! (Laughs)

Sunset: (Laughs) Reset the Server! Reset it!

(Time skip)

Gyro: (Checks on all of the TNT and heads out of the tunnel) The House. Is now. Armed! Do not! Hit the switch. Victor!

Victor: I get it! Don't hit the switch. We learned that last time.

Lincoln: that was like a few minutes ago.

Sunset: Alright! Dad! Call Leon and then invite him to the server. Everyone, inside the house now!

They all nod and head inside.

(Time skip)

Neil: Alright Leon is now entering the server.

Lincoln: (Laughs) this is gonna be so funny!

Leon appears and looks at all of the pigs in his house.

Everyone: Welcome back home Leon!

Sunset: Welcome to Minecraft.

Leon then leaves the server. Making them all laugh.

Neil: He just left! (Laughs)

Victor: Would like to see the look on his face. (Laughs)

Lincoln: It looked like he was completely clueless! (Laughs)

Gyro: (Laughs) Leon? Where are you man?

Sunset: (Laughs) where'd you go Leon?

Neil: (Laughs) Dude come back.

Leon: (Off-screen) tsk, what the fuck?

Everyone laughs at his response. Leon returns and looks around.

Leon: What the fuck is this? What is this?!

Sunset: (Laughs) its Minecraft dude. (Laughs)

Lincoln: Welcome home! (Laughs)

Victor: Look pigs, your daddy's here. (Laughs)

Neil and Gyro: Daddy's home! Yay! (Laughs)

Victor: It's your father!

Lincoln and Sunset: (Laughs) Yay!

Leon: It's so Noisy- I can't even hear myself thinking!

Everyone laughs at his response.

Lincoln: (Laughs) there's so much oinks in here!

Leon starts hitting the pigs with his sword.

Sunset: Hey!

Gyro: What the hell bro?!

Victor: Don't kill your children!

Leon: There's so many! (Tries to hit all the pigs)

They all laugh at his response.

Leon: There's so fucking many! (Stops hitting the pigs and looks at them)

They all laugh again.

Lincoln: Looks like daddy doesn't love them. (Laughs)

Sunset: This went awesomely! (Laughs)

Leon pulls out a carrot and opens the door and walks out.

Leon: Alright! Everybody out! Now!

The others just watch as he stands outside with lots of pigs flooding out the door, but there are so many.

Leon: There's so many- They're everywhere now! Why are there so many?!

They all laugh again.

Sunset: (Laughs) we'll help you clean up.

Neil: (Laughs) we got you bro.

They all start pushing and hitting the pigs to go out and even baiting them with carrots.

Lincoln: Out! Everyone out!

Victor: the party is over.

Leon: Stupid pigs!

Sunset is inside and then looks near the outside of the doorway at the same time Gyro spots it as well, and what do they see?

Sunset: Incoming!

Gyro: Creeper!

The creeper explodes next to Leon. The blast creates a large radius, triggering all the TNT underneath and blowing everything, everyone and evrypig in the area.

Everyone panics at what was happening.

Sunset: Whoa! Whoa! What the heck?!

Lincoln: Oh my god! What did you do?!

Neil: Holy Shit! What's happening?!

Victor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Gyro: Oh god no! Oh no!

Leon: What the?! My House!

They are all dead and everything is wasted.

They all respawn.

Leon: My house!

Everyone laughs as they run to the area where it all got wasted.

Leon: What the fucking hell did you guys do?!

Sunset: (Laughs) What? Oh god!

The others are still laughing.

Leon: What happened to my house?!

They all laugh hard at his response.

Victor: Jeez! (Laughs)

Lincoln: Oh good lord! Why?! (Laughs)

Leon: Did you guys put TNT under my house?!

They all laugh hard again. With some snorting.

Sunset: (Laughs) I still hear a few pigs!

Leon: There's nothing left but my pool!

They all laugh hard again.

Leon: You all blew up my house! I fucking hate you guys.

Sunset: (Laughs) what happened?!

Lincoln: (Laughs) Can someone please explain to me. What the heck just happened?

Gyro: (Laughs) a fucking Creeper came by the house and blew up right next to Leon. (Laughs)

They all laugh again.

Neil: (Laughs) all that work, wasted.

Victor: (Laughs) all for nothing.

Leon: Is that why I wasn't invited to this fucking server earlier?

They all laugh again.

Leon: You violated my house with pig orgies and put C4 under it. You guys are assholes!

They all laugh at his response.

Lincoln: (Laughs) Can we please? Can we please, just go back a few minutes earlier in time and do this whole thing properly? (Laughs)

They all laugh again.

Sunset: Well, this had been one heck of a day for us. Till the next time folks, this is Sunset Shimmer (Laughs) thanks for being here on Shimmer Cove. (Laughs)

Leon: you guys are resetting the server and cleaning this whole mess! I want my house back you dicks!

And screen goes black.

To be continued ….

Another successful (sort of) Game stream with Sunset Shimmer and crew. Sorry Leon, they'll fix your Minecraft house, eventually. This idea came to me after watching Vanoss, Nogla, Terroriser, Basically and Moo do the same thing to Wildcat's house in Minecraft. Go check out this hilarious video on YouTube! Please leave a review and tell me what you all think.

One more thing, who here has watched RWBY?