REWRITTEN: 7/9/13

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Ino's tired eyes fluttered open, she instantly groaned and held her head in pain.

She looked down as she pulled up her covers, shocked that she was still in her party clothes, she slightly sat up. She sighed and rubbed her head as she looked around, only to find a note on the side of her bed.

Hey Ino-pig! We decided not to wake you up or change you since you were sleeping so soundly. We went to get breakfast, we brought you some as you can see.

Don't sleep the vacation away!

With love,

-Sakura

Ino looked on her desk and found a plate with eggs, bacon, toast and orange juice on the side.

She stared at her alarm that signified it was already past noon.

"Do you think we should have left Ino like that? She might be upset with us when she wakes up," Hinata frowned as the girls walked outside with snow boards under their arms.

Sakura shrugged, "she'll be fine. Knowing Ino as soon as she wakes up she'll be—"

"Hey! Don't ever let me fucking sleep in like that again! I don't wanna miss anything!" Ino called, running up to them in her snow suit and snow board.

"I told you we should have woken her up," Tenten shrugged.

"Alright, last one down the mountain has to buy lunch!" Megami yelled as the girls stood at the top of a high steep.

"Speaking of which, where are the guys?" Hinata asked.

"They got caught up in fangirls, so they said they'd catch up with us," Sakura said as they put on their goggles.

"ready….seeet—" Megami said as the girls positioned themselves in a line.

"GO!" she yelled. In a spit second they all headed down the mountain.

Just to show off they all did tricks as they came down.

As they slid down they were having so much fun they completely forgot about the competition.

Finally they all came down slicing into the ice, they pulled their goggles up and looked to each other.

"So who was last?" Ino asked.

"Beats me," Tenten said shrugging.

"Well then, I think we should go again!" Hinata suggested smiling.

The girls nodded in agreement and took the short cut back up the mountain.

By now other people were on the activities as everyone started to wake up.

"Woohoo!" Tenten yelled as she passed by Megami,

"Oh no you don't, Sento!" she yelled, heading for her.

As they were both neck and neck not noticing the other's passing by them.

"Looks like you could use a boost, Namikaze!" Tenten slightly yelled.

She pushed Megami, who tripped on the board and knocked into a guy, forcing the both of them to tumble down the hill.

As they fell completely Tenten slid down next to the girls and snickered, "Smooth Megami, real smooth," she said as the girls laughed.

"Ow…" Megami whined as she rubbed her head, she opened her eyes and realized she was sitting missionary style on top of a boy with short spiky white hair.

"I'm so sorry! My friend and I were racing and she pushed me!" Megami said, sending a glare towards Tenten who just smiled innocently in response.

"Uh, it's no problem, really." He said as she stood up, helping him up,

"Oh damn, you got snow all over you," she frowned, trying to dust off his light blue suit with shark fins all over them.

He snickered, "well it is a ski resort. I was bound to get snow on me," he smiled. She smiled sheepishly and looked up to him. She was surprised to see he did have shark teeth and dark purple eyes.

She dusted herself off and held her hand out, "hi I'm, Megami" she said sweetly. He smiled and shook her hand

"Suigetsu—or Sui for short."

The girls watched as they began talking after shaking hands. Leaving them be, the girls sat down to talk.

"So Saki, yesterday I saw you and Gaara having some fun, what was happening there?" Ino smirked.

The girls eyed Sakura who blushed and looked down.

"We had a little talk about what happened at the concert…then things sort of just…clicked."

"So you finally decided to start going out with him? Does this mean you're going to stop talking about him at home?" Tenten laughed. Her blush deepened.

"He's a really sweet guy, once you talk to him and get past the whole, 'I want to kill you' look."

The girls laughed in turn, nudging her.

"Naruto-kun, do you wanna hang out with us for the rest of the day?" a few girls asked, crowding Naruto as he finished signing the last CD.

"S-sorry girls but I have a girlfriend!" he said quickly.

"Aaaw," they frowned.

"Sorry," he mumbled, sheepishly backing away from them then walked over to the guys who just finished.

"I thought we came here for vacation," he said tiredly scratching the back of his head as they walked.

~*A.H*~

"Hey, I hope I'm not being too forward or anything but it's getting too cold for me out here, do you wanna go get some coffee or something?" he smiled, flashing his teeth.

Megami smiled, "Sure."

She waved to the girls as she walked off with him.

"Hmm, looks like Megami's going off with that guy," Hinata said, waving to her. "Good thing too, she seemed upset about something yesterday…"

The girls shrugged.

"Boo!" Neji yelled, coming from behind Tenten.

"Ah!" she yelled, jumping up. She hit him on the shoulder, "Bastard! What did I say about scaring me like that?!" she yelled.

"Does that mean you missed me?" he mumbled in her ear, wrapping hit arms around her waist.

"Meh," she shrugged.

"Aw come on Tennie don't be like that…" he mumbled.

"Okay, you guys like need to stop doing that in front of us, it's annoying." Sakura sighed as Gaara sat next to her. She leaned on him as he held her hand.

"Speaking of annoying stuff, aren't you guys missing a rather loud-mouthed redhead?" Shikamaru asked.

"Oh yeah, Megami? She went off with some guy," Ino said, waving her hand nonchalantly.

Sasuke twisted his head to her, "what guy?"

She shrugged, "beats me."

He glared at Neji who didn't take notice.

"Well now that we're all together why don't we go get some lunch?" Sakura smiled.

~*A.H*~

"I'm visiting here with a few friends of mine, we were actually on our way to Sapporo to finish off winter vacation before we go back to school but decided to stop by and check this place out. I'm a senior." Sui smiled.

"Hey me too! I'm here with my friends for a school trip for a few weeks," she beamed as he drowned down the coffee.

"Oh look! There's Megami!" Ino said, pointing over to Megami and Suigetsu sitting at the coffee shop, talking and laughing.

"Hey Mega!" Ino called, waving to her. Megami turned her head and waved to them.

"That's them right now. I should probably be getting back, it was great meeting you, Sui. I'll see you around?" she asked hopefully.

"Course," he smiled as he too stood up.

"So who was that guy?" Tenten asked.

"Oh you mean the guy you pushed me into?" she snarled. "Suigetsu, he was really cool about it and really nice."

"Doesn't matter anyway, you lost so you're paying for lunch!" Tenten said pointing like a child.

Megami slumped as they sat down.

Shikamaru found himself sitting next to Ino smiled at him as he did. Although he quickly moved spaces, to her grave confusion.

~*A.H*~

"Damn it, Hyuga! This is why I don't listen to people. Let alone you. I should just kick your ass and get this over with," Sasuke snapped, the boys back in their room changing for the hot spring.

"Hey, I didn't tell you to go and mouth fuck some other chick. All I said was take your mind off her, it's not my fault she saw and decided to go and screw some other guy." Neji said casually, laying on his bed, shirtless and his hands behind his head, his eyes shut.

Naruto frowned, "She's not screwing him, and don't be gross Neji. Teme, calm down, look! Things finally worked out between Sakura and Gaara, and you know why? Because he did something. If you talk to her or anything it's bound to work out." Naruto explained as he took off his shirt.

"Bought fucking time if you ask me. Someone needs to take care of pink-hair and you're just the right guy." Neji said. Gaara smirked and nodded.

"I don't know what your problem is, Teme, it's not like she's dating the guy! Hinata told me Megami hasn't had a boyfriend since the eighth grade. She's a guy's girl, either accept it or go for her."

"Fine," Sasuke growled.

"Dude you know you can say thank you sometimes. it's an option," Naruto smiled.

"Thanks," he said coolly, ruffling his hair.

"What I don't get a thank you?" Neji frowned.

Sasuke threw a bar of soap at his face. Neji smirked as he picked it up.

"You're welcome, and fuck you." Sasuke smirked.

Suddenly there was a knock on the boys door, Naruto forced his shirt back on and walked over to open it.

The girls stood in by the door

"Hey girls!" Naruto said cutely.

The girls smiled to him, "hey Uzumaki, aren't you guys coming? If you don't you'll miss it," Tenten beamed

"Miss what? The hot spring doesn't close for another five hours," he said matter-factly.

They laughed, "Didn't you guys hear? Today's a mixed bath. We're all heading down, most people didn't here though since we just got here," Sakura said.

The girls frowned as they listened to frantic rambling from inside the boys room.

"We'll be right there!" Neji yelled.

The girls laughed as Tenten rolled her eyes.

~*A.H*~

The boys opened the hot spring doors and found the girls already inside, playing a game as they had done when they stayed at their manor.

Sakura swam around with her hands shutting her eyes while the others swam away from her.

"Ugh this is stupid! When is it gonna be some else's turn!" she complained her eyes still closed as she splashed the water.

There was no answer. Confused, she opened her eyes and turned to what they were looking at.

The boys stood there staring at them as well as all five looked on too them. This being the very first time any of them had seen the opposite bare in clothing, aside from the towels wrapped around their waists.

"Aw come on! This doesn't have to be weird! Tenten you see naked guys all the time right?" Megami beamed as she looked back and forth to each group.

Tenten's eyes widened as Neji raised an intrigued brow which slowly turned into an I-want-to-know glare.

"Stop saying bull shit like that!" she yelled, dunking Megami's head in the water.

"It's true isn't it?!"

She took a deep breath as Tenten let go of her head.

"Now don't just stand there!" Ino called. "It's freezing, you're not little kids and I'm 99.9 percent sure you've already seen a bunch of girls naked!" she laughed, splashing the water.

The boys looked at each other and nodded in agreement, the girls rolled their eyes in turn.

Casually, the group kept a comfortable distance so they wouldn't risk seeing each other bare.

The boys were surprised they themselves acted this way in the first place. They'd been to mixed baths and have never had a problem seeing what they wanted.

But just the thought of seeing these five, left them awkward and hollow.

Naruto and Megami, on the other hand, seemed to be the only one enjoying nakedness as they danced in the water.

~*A.H*~

"That was fun!" Naruto smiled, his hands behind his head as they walked down to the club letting the girls get dressed.

"For who?" Neji growled.

Naruto had on black jeans with a light brown Henley shirt. Gaara had on a black collar shirt and matching loose Capri pants. Sasuke had on dark blue chinos and a white loose collar shirt. Neji had on a gray and white polo shirt with blue jeans, and Shikamaru had on a white camp shirt with blue jeans.

"How long did they say they'd be?" Gaara asked.

Naruto looked at his watch, "they said they'd meet us inside by ten," he said as they walked in.

"Fucking leprechauns, where the hell are all my bra's?!" Tenten yelled.

"Why are you blaming leprechauns? what the hell do they have to do with it?" Ino asked as she fixed her makeup in the mirror.

"I have too, when I got my first bra the next day it went missing and I told my dad, he said that a leprechaun stole it so unworthy boys wouldn't be able too," she said coolly and tightening the towel around herself.

"I thought we all agreed Megami was the epitome of dumbass…" Ino mumbled.

"Ah! Found one," she said pulling a purple one out, Ino sarcastically clapped and Hinata giggled.

"Oh shut up," Tenten stuck out her tongue as she put on her red halter shirt with fuchsia skinny jeans.

Ino got up, wearing a blue-green short dress with a gold belt around it, along with gold hoops and matching necklace.

Hinata had on a short dark blue and black layer dress with her hair made wavy, Sakura had on a light green elbow length shirt with a soft pink mini skirt.

"Come on queen bitch! You can't stay in there forever! We had a deal remember?" Ino yelled as she knocked on the door.

"I didn't think you'd remember damn it!" she yelled from the bathroom.

"Namikaze if you don't get out of that bathroom in the next five seconds—!"

"Alright fine! Hold your nips!" she growled, knowing how fierce Ino can be when it comes to fashion.

Megami walked out of the bathroom in a one shoulder cheetah print mini dress with matching high heels, curled hair, along with matching earrings and soft pink lip gloss.

"How do you walk in these things?!" she said trying to straighten herself up.

"Oh get over it Miss. I've-never-worn-heels-in-my-life! You guys look great! That dress is sure to get Sasuke's attention!" Ino squealed.

Megami stuck out her tongue, "Why should I care about what he thinks? We're not dating," she snapped.

"Okay, then what about Sui?" Tenten called.

Megami laughed, "We just met!"

Ino frowned, "you're no fun Gami! You need to get yourself a boyfriend stat!" she said as they started to walk out.

Sakura scoffed "you're one to talk Ino-pig."

~*A.H*~

"There they are!" Sakura called, pointing to the bar.

"It's about time." Shikamaru said as they got up.

Naruto chuckled as his eyes fell on Megami. "Since when do you wear stuff like that?"

She sighed dramatically, tossing her head and hand back, "A tragic story of a girl and the best friend who refused to let her bring gym shorts!"

Ino rolled her eyes, "the things I do because I care! Whatever, let's dance already!"

Tenten and Neji stalked off again. As did Naruto and Hinata, and Sakura and Gaara went to.

"Hey Shika! You wanna dan—" Ino said, twisting around only to see the space empty. She looked around, "shika? Shika?"

Sasuke turned to his side, "Hey, princess, do you wanna—"

"I'm gonna go get something to drink, I'm not really in the mood for dancing," she shrugged.

He scoffed, "that's not what I was going to ask."

"Oh yeah? Then what is?" she asked.

They stared each other down like they had done the first day they met, trying to see who would crack first.

"Forget it." he growled making his way around her.

She walked over and sat down at the bar and sighed, just as soon did a shadow cast over her.

"You sure clean up nice," a male voice spoke sweetly.

She turned around and smiled at the boy standing before her. Sui stood in a black long sleeved shirt with a light blue v-neck over it and black jeans.

"Hi Sui what are you doing here?" she asked, getting up.

He shrugged, "I decided to check out the club, I heard this place was pretty cool."

"It is" she said smiling.

"You wanna dance?" he asked, flashing his shark teeth.

She stared at him, hesitantly, but no sooner did she smile and take his hand.

"Sure."

For the second night, Neji and Tenten locked lips in a corner by the dance floor.

A girl with short, silver hair and green eyes in a black mini dress passed, glancing at them with a bit distaste. But quickly she did a double take on the couple. Her eyes widened as she quickly tapped Neji's shoulder.

He reluctantly released and turned his head around, annoyed. "What?" he snapped.

The girl put her hands on her hips and scoffed, "Is that anyway to talk to me after almost three years?" she demanded.

He turned completely around and instantly his eyes widened, "Kaede?" he asked.

She smiled, "In the flesh Neji-baby."

He quickly hugged her tightly. She returned the jester, after a few seconds they released.

"I can't believe it's you! I thought you were in Bangkok!" he yelled over the music.

"I was! But dad decided it was time to move back to Japan so, here I am! I've missed you so much!" she said excitingly.

"I know, I missed you a lot too. I just can't believe your back, I—"

"Eh em," Tenten cleared her throat from behind them.

Neji slowly turned around in confusion then chuckled, "Sorry," he said as he put an arm around her shoulder, making her smile a bit.

"Kaede, this is my friend—Crap, girlfriend! This is my girlfriend Tenten," he said quickly.

Tenten's mouth slightly gaped.

"Oh." Kaede said a bit quietly, staring Tenten down as if she were a rare creature.

Neji took a deep breath and smiled a bit.

"Tenten, this is my ex-girlfriend Kaede."

"Shikamaru Nara!" Ino yelled furiously.

Shikamaru flinched twisted around.

"Damn." he whispered.

"Shika? Have you been avoiding me?" Ino asked sadly.

He sighed, running his hands through his hair. "Of course not, Ino. Why would you think something as absurd as that?" he tiredly rubbed the back of his head.

She frowned, "Okay…then do you wanna dance? If you're up for it." she asked.

He shrugged, glancing around.

"Why not."

~*A.H*~

"Ex-girlfriend! What the hell!" Tenten yelled, pacing back and forth a in her red traditional Chinese short night sleeveless nightgown.

The other girls sat on their beds in their pajamas as they listened to her.

Hinata in light blue silk pajamas holding a matching pillow she was hugging while on her knees with her hair in pigtails.

Ino in dark purple fur panty and matching bra with a silk purple sheer wrap painting her nails a dark pink.

Sakura in long pink and white striped pajama pants with a green tank top with a book in her hands.

And Megami with black boy shorts and a matching half shirt while lying on her bed sideways eating a bag of chips.

"Can't you hear yourself Ten? ex-girlfriend, he's with you now, and you're as much woman and experience as he's ever gonna get," Ino said finishing her big toe and moving on to the next one.

Tenten scoffed, "then why did it take him so long to remember I was there? They were getting all close until I finally cut in and he was all surprised I was there!" she said, still pacing.

"Okay, he met an old girlfriend, wouldn't you be surprised?" Sakura asked.

"But the fact is Neji sees his exes plenty of times! Like literally everywhere! What makes her so different?" she sighed.

"That's not all…when he was introducing me he called me his friend and he was even being all shy and stuff around her, they went off to catch up and stuff, it was like I wasn't even there. So, I just came back here." she said sadly sitting on her bed

The girls sat up and walked over and sat down with her.

"I mean…I always knew he about all the girlfriends he had he just brushed off, I can't figure out what's special about her," she said sadly.

Hinata frowned, "Don't be sad, Tennie. Knowing Neji-san I'm sure he'll come knocking on this door very soo—"

Suddenly a knock on the door halted the girls in place.

Sakura stood up and walked over and opened it. Neji stood, still in his club clothing as he scratched the back of his head.

The girls smiled.

"Nice Hina," Megami said as the girls got off Tenten's bed

She got up and walked over to a waiting Neji, closing the door behind her.

She stood in front of him, crossing her arms. and crossed her arms

He sighed, " Yeah, I know I'm sorry for ditching you Ten, it's just…it's been a while since I've seen Kaede, you know?"

"What happened between you two?" she asked firmly.

He took a deep breath, "I've known Kaede since I was eight. We started to date when I was fifteen; she was the first girl I went out with. A lot of personal things happened then she ended up moving away…so we had to break up, it was for the best so too say," he said monotonously.

So that's it… she thought.

"I'm sorry."

He shook his head, "don't be."

She smiled " Hey, maybe we could do something tomorrow! You know like—" she stopped when she saw his rare sheepish expression.

She frowned a bit.

"You made plans with Kaede already…didn't you?" she mumbled.

"Sorry Ten, it's just to catch up."

"No! It's cool I understand!" she said, forcing a smile.

He sighed in relief, "Good."

She slowly nodded.

"I'll see you tomorrow," she said quickly.

He nodded and leaned in to kiss, she quickly leaned in and kissed him on the cheek.

She twisted the door and rushed in, gently closing it behind as she listened to his footsteps go off.

The girls, who had been listening in, stood up straight and frowned at her.

"Alright, I say it's time we hunt this bitch down and give her what for!" Megami chanted.

Hinata giggled as Sakura rolled her eyes and Ino nodded in agreement.

Tenten smiled sadly as she took a deep breath and stepped towards the girls.

~*One Week Later*~

"No…no I totally understand…no really! Have fun!" Tenten mumbled on her cell phone. She locked it then tossed it on her bed.

"Let me guess, sir Neji has once again denounced our fair Tenten" Megami mumbled as she finished zipping up her snow suit.

"He cancelled our dinner date, Kaede wanted to show him some photo's from her time in Bangkok." She said annoyingly.

Ino rolled her eyes, "fuck that! He's been spending way too much time with that Kaede-bitch"

"Kaede's actually pretty nice, I guess. What the hell do I do they've known each other forever," she sighed, laying back on her bed.

They girls looked to each other for answers then nodded to one another.

"let's not think about that, we still have two-ish weeks left of vacation so let's do something we haven't done get!" Sakura boasted.

"How about a girl's night? We can go out, just us five and not think about the boys," Hinata said sweetly.

"That's a great idea Hina!" Ino squealed, hugging her tightly.

"I was gonna hang out with Sui today!" Megami said, raising her hand.

The girls shot her a look and she giggled in turn.

"You had me at girls!"

"Yeah I'll tell them," Naruto said into his cell phone, "bye sweetie," then hung up.

"Guys Hinata said she and the girls aren't gonna be at the hot spring or the club tonight," he said turning to the boys.

"Why not?" Shikamaru asked.

Naruto shrugged, "I think for a girls day or something. Where's Neji?"

"Hey where's neji?" naruto asked

"He's out with Kaede again" Gaara answered.

Sasuke sighed and shook his head.

"Hot water. Very hot water."

"Sorry Sui! I can't go today! The girls and I have important plans!" Megami boasted on the phone.

"That's cool Mega, how about we get some dinner tomorrow night instead?—I don't mean like I a date you know…just to hang out?" he said in the phone.

"That sounds cool, I'll see yeah then," she smiled.

"Bye," she said then hung up.

"Ready you guys?" Sakura smiled as the girls began to make their way out.

~*A.H*~

"—It was ten seconds on the clock and my ankle was sprained, I still had to run for the shot but I ended up breaking my leg in the process! At least we won the game though!" Kaede beamed as they sat on the chairlifts as it pulled them along with others in front and behind them.

Neji chuckled warmly.

"You haven't changed a bit."

She smiled at him, "but you sure have," she said a little quietly.

He looked down to her, "What do you mean?"

She sighed, "well you didn't seem to have any problem moving on quickly, I waited for you though," she mumbled.

"Kaede you know I'm with—"

"I know…but I really did miss you Neji" she said laying her head on his chest and closing her eyes.

He said nothing.

"Why don't we go to the spa first? Then later we can get some dinner!" Ino happily went on as the girls walked through the snow over to the spa section.

The girls groaned, knowing it was wrong to let Ino pick what to do.

"Ino, you know we don't do spas!" Megami whined, walking next to Tenten with her hands behind her head.

"Well you need one, it's really relaxing girls! Trust me! You don't get this kind of a complexion by standing around!" Ino said proudly.

Tenten rolled her eyes, which happened to land on the chairlifts.

Upon looking up she saw Neji and Kaede pass by, Kaede in a silver snowsuit cuddling Neji.

She quickly looked down while the girls looked up.

Ino and Megami glared at the scene above them.

~*A.H*~

"That was fun Neji-kun!" Kaede said, clinging on to Neji's arm as he walked her back to her lodge room.

"Kaede can you please stop doing that?" he said gently taking her off.

She stared up at him, "what's wrong Neji-baby?"

"We can't keep doing this, it's been great seeing you again but…I have a girlfriend remember?"

"What about me? The only reason your with her is because I was forced to move away!" she yelled.

"Kaede—"

"You need to stop using that girl as a rebound like all those other girls! Yeah I've seen you!" she continued.

"That's not true!" he yelled.

She calmed herself.

"Neji-kun…remember that night we spent together…did you forget it already?" she whispered.

He took a deep breath and shut his eyes.

"I'll see you tomorrow Kae." he said stonily, walking off.

She glared at his back as he walked down the hall and turned a corner.

She looked to the side then smiled devilishly and began to walk the other way.

A few knocks elated the room of the girls as they had ended up back in their room after the spa and dinner.

"Ino." the four said together.

"You guys can go to hell," she growled as she got up, they smiled in turn.

She opened the door to find Kaede standing there, still in her snowsuit.

"Is there something you wanted?" she snapped, leaning on the door.

"Can I speak to Tenten please? It's urgent," she said sadly.

Ino stared at her for a second as if reading her everyone thought and movement.

"Tenten…Kaede's here to see you," she said, keeping her eyes on her until Tenten made her way over.

Ino walked off and Tenten closed the door behind her.

"Yeah?" she asked as nicely as she could muster.

"I'm just here to warn you Tenten…I'm sorry to say this but I think Neji's just playing you," she mumbled.

"Excuse me?!" Tenten snapped, glaring at her.

"When we were on the chairlifts, Neji…he got a bit to close, I told him to stop and remember he still had a girlfriend but he wouldn't listen!" she sighed.

"What the hell are you going on about?" Tenten crossed her arms.

"I know he's a player, just be careful Tenten. Even I know Neji has had a lot of girlfriends since I left him. He even tried to win me over by bringing up the night we had sex—" Kaede held her mouth quickly as Tenten's gaped.

"That…that wasn't supposed to come out, I'm so sorry Tenten!... please, just be careful" Kaede said smiling sadly then walking down the hall as Tenten stood there, frozen.

"That conniving little bitch!" Ino and Megami whispered together.

"After her," Ino whispered to the redhead.

~*A.H*~

Kaede happily humming as she stepped down her hall. As she turned to her door and unlocked it, completely pleased with herself, it was slammed back closed, making her jump.

She looked to the offender and found Megami standing there, her hands in her jacket pockets coolly staring at her.

"You must be so damn proud of yourself, huh?" Megami said

Kaede raised a brow, "excuse me?"

"You think bringing up stuff like that will do anything to Tenten? Mess up their relationship? You don't know who the fuck you're dealing with chick."

"Megami!" she gasped, "I have no idea what you're talking abo—"

"Save it, Tenten and Neji's relationship is none of your god damn business." She said coldy.

Kaede dropped the act and in turn smirked.

"And what would you know about relationships hun?"

Megami twitched but shook it off and glared at her.

"I swear if you hurt Tenten, we'll hunt you down and rip your heart out."

"is that a threat?" Kaede smirked.

"It's a promise." Megami mumbled as she turned and walked back down the hall.

MiniBite

Day one: The announcement

"It seems I've reached my time of the month," Hinata smiled to the girls as they sat in the kitchen together.

The four girls glanced at each other in fear.

"Oh shit." they gulped.

Day two: Joy

"Isn't it just a beautiful day girls?! I could just dance and sing all day lalalalal!" Hinata chanted as she tossed flower's everywhere, the girls intensely watched her as she sprang from room to room.

Day three: Unhappiness

"Look at me!" Hinata cried as she stood front of a mirror.

"This is what I get for eating fast food all the time! How could you let this happen?!" she cried.

"Hina you're not fat," Ino mumbled, stroking her hair.

Hinata stopped crying and looked up to her "So you actually think I'm fat! You wouldn't say I'm not fat if you didn't think I was fat!" she cried.

Tenten slammed her head against her room desk.

Day four: Cravings

"Come on Hinata! Dinner is for everybody! I'm starving!" Megami cried.

"Mine! Piss off!" Hinata yelled, scarfing down the turkey and pasta.

The girls stomach growled as Hinata sniffed the air, "Do you smell chocolate cake?" she asked, getting up.

"No Hina! that's for my book club!" Sakura cried, even though she had already begun to dig into it.

"Sakura! get a hold of yourself!" Ino yelled as they held her back.

Day five: Fury

"WHO THE FUCK ATE THE LAST NUTTY BAR!" Hinata yelled from the kitchen.

Megami burped and the girls glared at her.

She laughed nervously and scratched the back of her head.

" Heh heh…oops?"

"alright who did it?!" she yelled, running in with a rifle.

"She got one of my rifles!" Tenten yelled as the girls backed away.

"I told you to put that stuff away!" Sakura snapped.

"Give me back the last nutty bar or I'll shoot this place to kingdom come! Who took my fucking nutty bar?!"

"Hina….calm down…" Ino said nervously.

"We'll go get you more…the store is right down the street I can—"

"Damn where are they?" Neji grumbled as the boys stood in the driveway.

"they said five minutes, why does it always take so long for them too—"

Megami busted though the window and onto the grass.

"Holy crap!" Naruto yelled, alerting the boys.

The other girls came running out of the house, Ino screaming.

"DUCK AND COVER!" Sakura yelled as they ducked.

The boys quickly followed as bullets went off throughout the house.

From the broken window Hinata could be seen shooting up the house with the rifle.

"NUTTY BAAAAAAR!"

The next day

"Alright ladies, the house should be fixed up again in about a week or so," the workman smiled.

"Thanks again Hirosha" Sakura smiled as she signed the paper.

Hiroshi smiled and nodded then walked off with his crew.

Suddenly he stopped and turned back to her.

"Have you girls ever tried painkillers?" he suggested.

Sakura slapped her forehead and sighed.

"Fuck."

"Girls? I did it again didn't I?" Hinata asked the bandaged girls quietly as they stood outside.

"Really?" they sarcastically said together.

T!B!C!

Future me: The chapters get longer.

Trust me.

Okay bye bye for now until next time! :3