Spells and Louds
Chapter 126: Game stream 7.0
Screen on.
Sunset: Hey guys, what your all about to see first are some stupid scenes we made form the game Gmod, so enjoy. Hit it Leon!
"Paramorom Pictures presents!"
"A Michael bay Movie!" there is an image of Optimus, Bumblebee and Barricade with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Abrams tanks getting destroyed by an asteroid with a deep voice saying. "MICHAEL BAY!"
"In a world, where giant explosions happen, for no other reason."
An avatar of Sonic goes to a cake on a table with Lincoln's voice. "Ooh, cake" he eats the cake and it explodes. "MICHAEL BAY!"
"Starring: One bus, one ninja turtle, one C4, 6 houses, 587 bombs, 4 idiots (Sonic (Lincoln), Captain Marvel (Sunset), Zoidberg (Victor) and Sam Witwicky (Leon)) …. On a mission. To blow shit up!"
Victor: Wait what?
Scene shows multiple explosions in a canyon.
Large words appear.
COMING SOON
AS IN RIGHT NOW
Dramatic Horn
BWOOONG!
On to the scene,
Leon: alright, welcome everyone to the new teenage mutant ninja turtle set here on Gmod by Michael bay.
An image of Optimus, Bumblebee and Barricade with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Abrams tanks getting destroyed by an asteroid with a deep voice saying. "MICHAEL BAY!"
Leon: In this scene, we actors will be in this bus, rolling down the line of big ass bombs which will make one heck of an explosion. We will survive and be called celebrities in the end.
Lincoln: Is this bus bomb proof?
Victor: This bus looks like a piece of shit.
Leon: Yes it is a piece of shit, but its 100% Bomb proof
Victor: If you don't count the open door on the left side of it.
Sunset: Alright, everyone on the bus, get on the bus.
They're all on the bus and Sunset is still outside with the detonator.
Leon: Alright, light it up Sunset.
Lincoln: Let's do this.
Sunset: Okay, okay. Scene 2, take 1. Light, camera, action! In three – wait a minute what?
They all laugh.
Lincoln: You already counted down.
Victor: you needed a countdown, for the Countdown!
Sunset: Okay, okay. That's enough guys. Scene 2, take 2. 3, 2, 1! And now!
She hits the button and the C4 explodes, but it doesn't fully blow up the chain of bombs.
Leon: Let's go! Let's go! Let's – oh it didn't work.
Victor: Well, that failed miserably.
Lincoln: that didn't do anything!
Sunset: I'll add some more explosives.
(Minutes later)
Sunset is in front of the Ninja turtle placing more C4 explosives.
Leon: Should we add more bombs?
Sunset: no I think that's good.
Lincoln: Maybe we should add another house.
Sunset: We worked hard on this lets not- (Accidently throws a C4 onto one of the bombs which causes it to explode and chain the blast) Oh no! Oh no!
Leon: Wait what?! Wait what?! No! No! Dang it!
Lincoln: Oh no! Get to the bus!
Victor: We're not in the bus! Run!
They all get caught in the blast and all die.
Lincoln: Are you kidding me?
Leon: I knew the first scene was gonna screw up!
Victor: Oh my god! Fucking Damn it!
Sunset: I am so sorry guys! So sorry!
(Thirty minutes later)
They place the bombs again, rebuild the houses and Sunset is attaching C4's back to the Ninja turtle.
Leon: See, I told you what was going to happen when we try the first time.
Victor: Yeah, it was pretty messed up.
Sunset: Hey man. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Lincoln and Victor chuckle.
Leon: This isn't fucking Rome! This is a stupid film set with bombs that we butchered!
Sunset: Michael bay would be proud of us.
Lincoln and Victor laugh.
Leon: He would not, we took like a lot of explosives and wasted the first time. We fucking butchered it!
Victor: Not to mention all of the money used for this shit.
Minutes later they're all near the bus and ready to try again
Sunset: Alright, I put a couple C4's this time.
Screen shows the Ninja turtle with more than 10 C4's on it.
Lincoln: (laughs) Yeah, a couple.
Victor: (laughs) more like eighteen.
Leon: Alright, check this out.
They all see the bus bouncing up and down.
Sunset: Dude how are you doing that?
Lincoln: This bus has hydraulics! (Laughs)
Leon: Yeah! I put airbags in this bitch! (Laughs) We're gonna have a pretty smooth ride!
Sunset: Alright, everyone in the bus and get ready.
Lincoln: We are all here sis, hit it!
Sunset: Okay! Scene 2! Take 10! 3, 2, 1 Action!
All the C4's explode and a large blast is made. Sunset gets onboard the bus and Leon drives it forward.
Leon: Come on! Come on! Come on!
Lincoln" Go! Go! Go!
Victor: Yeah! Let's do it!
Sunset: Faster dude!
Leon: This is as fast as this piece of bomb proof shit can go! No back seat driving over there!
Explosions are seen from the distance as they drive towards it.
Sunset: Oh my god! That is scary!
Leon: This is it people! Hold on!
Lincoln: Yes! Michael Bay! Are you seeing this right now?!
Victor: It's so beautiful!
The bus gets caught in the line of explosions and it loses its wheels.
Lincoln: Now we can't move!
Victor: are we dead?!
Leon: This is gonna end badly.
Sunset: Oh no!
Then the bus gets launched into the air.
Lincoln: Oh my god!
Leon: holy Shit!
Victor: Fucking to hell! This is awesome!
Sunset: What is happening?!
The bus then lands back to where the bus first started. They're avatars are killed but the instantly revive just as the explosions are done.
Sunset: well, we didn't go too far.
Victor: (Laughs) we went farther away than we were supposed to.
Lincoln: We went zero miles through all of that.
Leon: And we survive.
They all laugh.
They then look at Victor who is carrying an Emmy award.
Victor: I'm the best actor in a Michael Bay movie! (His character moves around as if he was happy with the award) I'm the best! I'm the best!
Lincoln: (Blasts him with a shotgun) I don't think so!
They all laugh.
Lincoln: You got the worst award ever.
Leon: From shit to okay.
Sunset: From the worst to the dumbest.
She then tosses a grenade to the others and they get killed from the blast, then they revive again.
Lincoln: Whoa! Did not see that one coming.
They are now looking at Victor again.
Victor: Yeah, I'm a Hollywood star now. I'm with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit adopting kids.
They all laugh. And Victor's character does some weird dance.
Victor: Yeah! Ants to make them dance. Ants to make them dance.
Sunset: (Blasts him away with a bazooka) shut up dude.
Lincoln: Look at how far he's going from that hit.
Leon: Holy shit!
Lincoln: Oh man! This was fun!
Victor: We can do whatever we want in this world guys!
Leon: This was awesome!
Sunset: We should invite the other to join in.
Lincoln: Sure that Dad and Sergei will join.
Victor: We can get Gyro to join as well.
Leon: Well, as much fun as we had. I gotta get going guys.
Lincoln: Yeah, you got a date later on.
Victor: Go and get ready man.
Sunset: Well, this has been surprising, hope you all enjoyed this stream and I'll be seeing you all in the next video. This is Shimmer Cove, peace!
To be continued …..
Got this idea from Vanoss and his friends playing Gmod "A Michael Bay" very, very funny! Leave a review.