Chapter 6: Who Can It Be Now?
Ignoring the events of this morning, the duo agreed to use the first weekday to take a walk. They did not have a direction in mind, but chose to sit against the underpass of a local trail Styx had passed by.
"Yeah, we totally fucked them up." Blitz laughed. "Never figured out what happened to those bitches but fuuuuck them!"
"I still can't believe it was over corn on the cob." Styx said, mesmerized. "Couldn't you have just… y'know, asked him to stop?"
"What? And let him out-sex me with the horniest fruit to exist?" Blitz said, sipping his second coffee. "Heh. Come-on. Besides, it was in our own damn turf. We owned the fuckin ground that tent was stabbed into for the whole fucking week!"
"A whole week, eh?"
"Yeah, and those bitch ass landlords didn't understand that, so we usually got kicked off before the weekend."
Styx huffed in amusement, arms resting on their knees as they looked out into the silent river tainted with the muted white light of whatever illuminated the rest of the eternal landscape. It was almost a painted picture or postcard, with the words "Fuck you, From Hell." printed across the sidewalk. The sinner amused themselves as the snow continued to fall.
Blitz stared for a moment. "It was kinda fun, honestly. Lotta excitement, people cheering for you to fall and smash into the ground. But then, you had all the personal shit like money and who is sucking the biggest dick, y'know? Always fucking knew it was me."
"Ah." Styx said. "I see. Your dad was more of a… thing you didn't want to be around?"
Blitz shook their head. "Opposite, actually. Fuckin heavyweight could've stood to bring us to a few deathball games."
"Is that real?" Styx asked, raising an eyebrow and adjusting their posture on the ground. "Deathball, I mean."
"Maybe." Blitz said, releasing a long withheld sigh. "Anyway, yeah, he was kinda shit. Said all the nice places we went to were…. generous enough."
"The world's most fucked up, neverending circus family road trip."
"That's… accurate, actually."
A breeze began to pick up. The duo fled further underneath the bridge, making sure to dodge any potential falling tree branches. The sinner forgot about everything for a moment and took some silence for themselves as their head tilted downward. Styx closed their eyes, sighed, and opened them to find Blitz looking at them nonchalant, which was surprisingly more worrisome than his resting bitch face."
"What?" Styx asked curiously. "You can keep the jacket, too."
"It's not that." Blitz spoke in a soft, almost concerning tone. He looked at the red jacket in question around "Just worried I'm fucking something up."
It was now Styx's turn to return the feelings. "What are you fucking up, Blitz?"
The imp flinched. It was a second, almost undetectable if the sinner across from them wasn't watching. Despite the strange situation, they felt as if the two had been friends, reunited and catching up about events they participated in, places they had gone. It made Styx hurt for the familiarity of his old world.
"Sorry." Styx apologized. "I mean, I don't think you messed up anything. I'm fine with you right now… although I do think that this morning was a little…."
Blitz looked up with murderous intent.
"...Fast?" Styx asked rhetorically.
"Gotta move fast so you can thrust slow, Life Raft." Blitz declared. "I can tell you need to learn that shit."
"You messing up my name isn't even funny, andp never told you what I know about sex." Styx responded.
A devilish smirk formed upon Blitz lips. "Yeah? I know nobody lets their whole body go limp while a goddamn hottie from the ring of huge dicks threatens to kill them and DOESN'T have some sort of carnal daddy shit going on."
Styx blushed, quickly looking away. "Fuck you. What even is 'carnal daddy shit?'"
"Biggest importer of twinks in all of hell. That and the tits from Lust."
"You are actually demented." Styx scoffed humorously, their arms taking a stretch. "Haven't even known you for seventy two hours and we're already talking about sex."
"You can count that high?" Blitz asked. "Well, shit, I'm surprised that it wasn't the first thing out of your mouth. Other than -"
"Got it." Styx finished for them."I think we need to get going."
"Where you gotta be, toots?" Blitz asked teasingly, playfully crawling next to Styx, an action which caused the sinner's heart to physically skip a beat as the imp set himself up next to Styx, leaning close to their side and forming the voice of a murmur. "All I see is some hot stuff trying to act like this isn't what they want."
Styx turned to meet the eyes of the imp, feeling frustrated. "All I see is someone trying to get laid."
A finger traced Styx's chin. Blitz began to lean closer, and the sinner reached to push it away before the full weight of a hellborn imp was on top of them. Scared, worried, and dangerously horny, Styx looked on as they did last time, albeit with more hesitation towards their shared feelings.
"Not a fucking soul around." Blitz cooed. His spiked tongue took interest in Styx lips. "Nobody to help you. Nobody will save you if I make you scream."
Blitz formed a maniacal smile and his eyes grew a dark form of ember desire with mischievous and downright harmful intent. Styx, now accepting the helpless situation, looked on as the imp brushed a part of hair away from the sinner's eyes and returned to grasping Styx's wrists… again.
In an act even Styx would never understand, their mouth curled towards an annoyed yet interested expression before their complexion softened. Blitz watched as their face grew softer, before Styx had finally revealed an uncontrollable smile.
"You talk a lot of game, Blitz." Styx whispered, breathing sensually on the imp's neck, causing a sigh of pleasure to escape the duo. Styx winked. "I think you need to do less talking… and more showing."
"Yeah." Blitz said, his tone rising from a whisper. "Yeah Daddy's gonna make your childhood trauma come out."
"Can you two do that somewhere else?" A bothered voice requested from behind them. The heads and eyes of the duo snapped towards it: A feminine stranger dressed like it was Christmas stood, ironically seeming out of place from the debaucherous activity taking place. "This is the one time of the year I'm allowed to be outside by myself and I don't need to see... fornication."
"It's not fornication." Styx said before standing and wiping the dust from their person. "It's just two dudes, chilling under a bridge, close together because they're gay."
The stranger scoffed and quickly made pace away from the duo, with Styx now mortified and Blitz with a look that was too amused for the situation.
"Nice." The imp said, stretching his arms behind his head. "Was that a fucking experience or what, huh, Styx?"
"What'd you just say?" Styx immediately asked, almost not allowing Bliz to finish the sentence.
Blitz blinked. "You forget your fuckin name?"
"Obviously not." Styx said. "I'm just used to all the nicknames you make."
"Yeah, well, we almost fucked so I figured you've earned it."
The sinner frowned immediately, crossing their arms and leaning to one side.
"What?" Blitz said as he returned to stance after noticing. "Don't act like you're just as guilty as me for bringing that shit up."
"The only thing I brought up was complaining about what happened this morning." Styx said. "I didn't give you bedroom eyes until you forced them on me."
"Honey, your dick was more erect than a cop looking for donut holes to fill. Don't even give me that shit."
"Fuck you for trying to make me have sex underneath a bridge."
Blitz frowned as he displayed his sharp teeth. "Fuck you for making me thing you enjoyed it, you fucking blue balls lover."
"Fine."
"Fine."
The two turned away from each other. Styx felt guilty, but also needed to stand their ground. They only knew the imp for a day and was already content with sex. They blushed and shook the thought from their head with haste. Blitz, on the other hand, felt hurt at the lack of respect towards the sinner, and felt anger rise through him. They walked back home, quietly, and separately
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A/N: I know the chapters aren't exactly mind blowing, but I just wanted to give y'all a heads up that Chapter 7 is gonna take a little more time. How much? Valve amounts. Kidding, but I'll just say soon.
See you all next chapter! It'll be an interesting and bigger one! Ha. Innuendos.
- Jay