Spells and Louds
Chapter 168: Game Stream 2.1
Sunset Shimmer: Hey everyone, what is up?! This is Shimmer cove and we are back on TABS! Woohoo! It has been a while since I have played this game, but I am ready for more craziness this game can deliver.
Gyro: And I am playing with you as well, just on my own screen.
Sunset: That is right, the Guardian is playing TABS with me.
Gyro: the rest of your friends and family were unavailable at the moment so you had to settle in with your second best friend.
Sunset: No, no. I treat all my friends equally, do not play games Guardian.
Gyro: but we're about to play one right now.
They both chuckle.
Sunset: Okay, let's see what kind of map we should pick.
Sunset picks the snowy map.
Sunset: Here we go.
Gyro: Oh wow! Now this is my kind of map.
Sunset: Okay, so I'm gonna put some troops for myself and then I'll give you some guys.
Sunset places some farmers on her side.
Sunset: Okay, so what do you want? Here's a selection of names of what kind of troops.
Gyro: I want farmers too, since you have brought out the Canterlot farmers, I want my Scottish farmers.
To be honest all the farmers look the same, they're just joking around.
Sunset: Yeah, yeah. Equestria also has great farmers.
Gyro: (Chuckles) Really?
Sunset: Yes Really. (Laughs)
Gyro: I guess apples are the only thing huh?
Sunset: No, no. we also have different kinds of vegetables too.
Gyro: Like what? Horseradish?
Rim shot drum line. And laugh scene.
Sunset: Okay, okay. So what do you want really?
Gyro: I want farmers.
Sunset places a small group of farmers in a line.
Sunset: Anything else?
Gyro: Give me a hay baler. What the heck is a hay baler?
Sunset places them down and they both are kinda shocked at the way they look.
Sunset: What the heck? What the heck are those?
Gyro: That's the beetle haircut right there now. Do you like our Scottish armor, Fresh Hay and we all have hockey sticks!
The hay balers are men covered in a log of hey, they're weapon is a stick and yes they look like they have beetles haircuts, weird much.
Sunset: alright, let's get it on!
Sunset presses start and they all charge and attack each other. But it seems Gyro is losing.
Sunset: Yes! Yes! I'm winning!
Gyro: Get em lads! Show no mercy!
They both laugh.
But there are only two farmers left. And they are just hitting each other with their own weapons.
Sunset: Only two guys left. What are they doing?
Gyro: are they making love before they die or something?
Sunset's farmers arrive and kill them.
Sunset: Let the bodies hit the floor!
But then Sunset sees another hay baler arrive.
Sunset: Oh what? Where did this guy come from?
Gyro: Yes! Go patty! Go patty, go!
But he gets outnumbered and dies.
Gyro: Noooooo.
Sunset: Yup, I won.
Gyro: The hay balers are crap.
Sunset: Okay, so let's try another one.
Gyro: How about a battle between two armies. Like a row of the same troops for each side?
Sunset: Now that sounds like a clash! Let's do it!
They set up their army composed of two Viking long boats in the back, a line of monkey kings, some halflings, hawatcha's, catapults, monks and knights.
Gyro: Now this is a battle!
Sunset: Now I'm gonna add a mammoth.
Gyro: Uh huh the legendary Equestrian mammoth.
Sunset: And I will give you this.
Sunset places a musical bard on his side.
Gyro: What the?
Sunset: alright, you ready?
Gyro: Hold on, did you just give me a ten year old to the equivalent of a mammoth?
They zoom in on the bard who is playing music.
Gyro: What's that? What is that?
Sunset: (Chuckles) don't you like it? That's the world's famous Scottish banjo player.
Gyro: Why is that guy even a part of this game anyway?
Sunset: Okay, okay. I'll give you ten squires to back up the little bard. The thing is I think the bard helps increase their damage, he like motivates the nearest guys to attack with all that they're got.
Gyro: Oh I see. Motivational singer, now that makes sense.
Sunset: now let's fight!
She presses start and they all attack.
The monkey kings leap into the air and clash onto each other.
Sunset: Whoa! That was cool!
Gyro: Was that Gandalf?!
Then they see the Catapults throwing their projectile boulders, the Hawatcha's sending a hail of arrows, the monks and knights clashing and the mammoth stomping on the squires.
Gyro: I think my ten year old is gone.
Sunset: My mammoth is plowing through those squires of yours.
But then one of the Hawatcha's locks onto the mammoth.
Sunset: Wait what? No, no, no!
Gyro: Yes! Aim for the mammoth! Fire!
The Hawatcha attacks with a barrage of arrows and the mammoth is dead.
Sunset: Well there goes Dumbo.
They both laugh.
Gyro: You mean Dumbo's cousin!
Then the battle is getting wiped out for Sunset as her Hawatcha's is destroyed by Gyro's monkey king, but then she has one more monkey king who just took out the catapult.
Sunset: Yes! Yes! Go monkey king go!
Gyro: Grasshoppa!
They both laugh. Then both Monkey kings leap onto each other and multiply and use their clones to fight the enemy.
Gyro: Whoa What? Was that a freakin' clone style thing?
Sunset: This is anyone's game now!
And the battle end with Sunset winning.
Gyro: Dang it! Lost to monkey king's twin brother.
Sunset: I do have one thing that could really put a laugh at things.
She sets up on both sides. An army of Hobbits and at the back are Fireworks archers and ice arrow archers.
Gyro: I could only guess that these guys are going to lay waste to the Halfling's in the middle.
Sunset: You darn right they are.
Gyro: Then let the chaos commence!
They both laugh at the massive carnage of ice and fireworks being hailed down in the middle where all of the halflings are clashing.
Gyro: What the hell?
Sunset: this is why I like these fireworks archers. It's always funny when someone starts flying around in the background.
They just watch as each Halfling is sent into the sky by a fireworks and explodes and crashes back down.
Sunset: Look at them go!
Gyro: (Laughs) My people need me!
Sunset: It's the freakin' Fourth of July!
Then the halflings in the middle get destroyed by a big explosion caused by too many fireworks.
And they both laugh.
Sunset: This is kinda like the matrix or something when I slow it all down.
Gyro: (chuckles) Mister Anderson! (Laughs)
Soon the only ones left are the archers of fireworks and ice and they keep hailing each other arrow after arrow.
Sunset: Oh god! This is it! Who's gonna win!
Gyro: come on lads! Shoot! Shoot!
But Gyro is soon left with only one archer left.
Gyro: No, no! Only one guy!
Sunset: Any last words Gyro?!
Gyro: Farimir! Farimir! No!
And he's killed by an ice arrow.
Gyro: not again. (Chuckles) this is really funny I like this game.
Sunset: Alright, time for a final showdown!
The battlefield is soon filled with troops.
On both sides. Valkyries, Samurai, Fireworks Archers, Knights, Kings, Yarl cavemen and Berserkers.
Susnet then secretly places a Giant Yeti and Gyro doesn't even notice the big guy.
Sunset: (chuckles) alright, you ready to do this?
Gyro: Yeah.
Sunset: (chuckles) are you sure?
Gyro: I'm positive.
Sunset: We could stop if you want. (Laughs)
Gyro: Why would I (Sees the giant on her side) Wait what? What is that? Hold it right there! I see what your doing!
Sunset laughs.
Sunset: Okay, okay. I'll let you have one too.
Gyro: Good, now it's even.
Sunset: Let's see whats going on with some of these guys.
They then spot on Gyro's army was a samurai with small pupils looking at the other army.
And they both laugh.
Sunset: What the heck? What is wrong with that guy? He looks scared!
Gyro: (laughs) He looks like he's trying to talk to the other samurai. He's like "You said we were going to the park to get some ice cream. But, oh fuck! I am going to die!"
They both laugh.
Sunset: Okay, let's get it on!
She hits start and both sides are clashing with each other and the giants go for one another.
The Valkyries are zooming past themselves and crash onto the giants only to fall to the ground where the destruction is happening.
Sunset and Gyro are just focusing on the giants and have no clue what is going on with the rest of their army.
Sunset: Oh man! This is like the clash of the titans!
Gyro: Look! Big Right hand from Red!
The Red Giant right punches the blue giant.
Sunset and Gyro: Ooooooh!
Then the blue giant hits the red giant in the gut.
Sunset: That was totally below the belt!
Gyro: This is intense!
But then Sunset's giant soon falls from too much attacks that were happening all around them. Surprisingly Gyro's giant is still standing and is about to wipe out Sunset's remaining troops, which are now only fireworks archers.
Sunset: Oh no!
Gyro: Yeti smash!
And the match ends with Gyro with only one Yeti Giant and Sunset with nothing at all.
Sunset: Dang! That was awesome!
Gyro: I love this game already! Where has this game been my entire life?
Sunset: Well, that was one heck of a TABS battle, see you guys next time for another Shimmer Cove. Peace out guys!
To be continued …..
This Chapter was inspired from watching Vanoss vs Terroriser in TABS. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.