Spells and Louds
Chapter 112: Game Stream 6.1
Minecraft again!
Leon and Sunset are riding inside of mine carts and leading them is Gyro.
Leon: Can you tell us again why we're underground and following you.
Gyro: Okay, so you all know that Boomer is now part of this server right?
Sunset: Yes we all know that. But what the heck is with this railway?
Gyro: Well I think I found the secret lair of Boomer!
They can't hear him properly because of the sound of the railway they're passing through.
Sunset: What?
Leon: We didn't hear you.
Gyro: I said, I think I found Boomer's lair!
Leon: Oh, wait what?
Sunset: You found his base? How?
Gyro: Well, you see I was just trying to build a door bell for my tower door. But when I was digging down to add some Redstone, I found this railway and I know this wasn't mine or anyone else's, so then I thought. "Yeah this is Boomer's doing" So then I called you two.
Leon: Jesus, I didn't think we'd see the day we'd find that psycho's base.
Sunset: And it's only been three weeks since Boomer joined this server.
The railways soon end and they see a door.
Gyro: Okay, so this is as far as these rails go and I have no clue what's through that door, I did not even check it yet.
Leon opens it.
Leon: there's a bridge and it's thin, take it easy, don't look down and follow me.
Sunset and Gyro go through the door and also see the bridge and the deep darkness at the bottom.
Gyro: Holy shit!
Sunset: now that is deep. Nobody fall.
The Leon loses his footing and falls.
Leon: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Leon lands safely with his health reduced to half.
Leon: I'm alive, I lived guys.
Sunset: Thank goodness.
Gyro: That was scary man.
But Leon was not alone, there are mobs with him and they are attacking.
Leon: Oh fucking god it's a gang bang!
And he's dead.
Sunset and Gyro laugh.
Sunset: Dang dude.
Gyro: Bye Leon.
Leon respawns at his house and takes the railway again.
Leon: there were so many mobs on me back there.
(Skip)
They are now in his base. Boomer's home seems to be and underground lair with some chests and something very odd.
Sunset: What the heck?
Leon goes through Boomer's chests.
Leon: Look at all this fish! What is he doing? You know what I'm taking some.
Gyro sees something.
Gyro: You might wanna look at this.
Sunset: what is that?! What am I looking at?
Gyro: He's literally made-.
Leon also sees it and is shocked.
Leon: What the? What is this thing? Dude this is like horrifying!
It is made of glass and has sheep coming from above and getting sheered and then they go back up, eat and go back down and get sheered again.
Sunset: He's-! What the heck? He's a monster!
Leon: Look at-. Oh god look at the sheep on top!
They are all confused by this machine.
Leon: this is horrific.
Gyro: He's into some kind of Sheep based Nazi stuff here.
Sunset then sees a cage made of steel pipes.
Sunset: Look! He even murdered a man and stole his llama's!
They turn around and see the two llama's in the cage.
Leon: Wait what?
Gyro: Oh you gotta be kidding me?!
Sunset: Look, he named this one Llama-Maria!
Leon laughs.
Leon: and Llama-Mona
They all look to the other Llama.
Sunset: He did?
Gyro: Yeah, says so on its name tag.
They then continue to look around and even see his deep tunnel for mining.
Leon: How the fuck is this idiot gonna play on our server? Never speak to us about this, never play with us and yet do all of this crazy shit.
Gyro: Fair point.
Sunset: Yup.
Leon: He has a terrifying Sheep Holocaust machine.
They all laugh.
Leon: What is happening?
They then look back at the sheep machine.
Leon: dude it's literally sheering the same sheep over and over.
Sunset: Like I don't even know where to even begin to make this crazy stuff.
Then they see this strange block on the wall above Boomer's stove.
Sunset: what the heck is this block? I literally have never seen it before.
Leon: I don't know, let's mine it.
Gyro mines it, and then picks it up.
Gyro: Observer!
Leon: Oh shit! Oh shit!
Sunset: did he actually make a camera?
Leon: It's an observer I don't know!
Sunset and Leon get far from it.
Sunset: Stay in the corner, it might not see you.
Gyro places the Observer block back in place.
Gyro: I honestly doubt this thing does that, I'm sure it's just Boomer being an asshole again.
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Sunset: we should make this whole thing a video. Boomer's evil lair.
Gyro: His sex dungeon for sheep.
Leon: Yeah, I bet at the end of all this he fucks em.
They all laugh.
Sunset: And there's this weird switch and it doesn't even do anything.
Gyro: That could be just décor.
Leon: Look at these sheep they've been fucked.
They then look at all the sheep and laugh.
Leon: Look at the eyes on this one, you know it's seen some Boomer dick.
They all laugh.
Sunset: dude, can we like just make this more monetized or something?
Gyro: This whole base needs to be monetized.
(Skip)
Lincoln joins the server and then gets invited on the discord server.
Lincoln: Hey guys, what are you all up to?
Sunset: Bro, you have to come to where we are right now!
Lincoln: Okay, where the heck are you guys?
Gyro: We found Boomer's base!
Lincoln: What?
Leon: gyro, teleport Linc to us now.
Gyro: On it.
Lincoln: why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Lincoln is teleported to them and he sees the whole room.
Sunset: you gotta see what he's been doing to these sheep here.
Lincoln then sees the strange machine and goes to it.
Lincoln: What the heck is this?
Sunset: dude, this is what he made this whole freaking time!
Leon: This is … This is his fucking sheep-sex-circle-sheering setup.
Lincoln laughs.
Leon: the sheep go around and around and get sheered over and over, for eternity.
Sunset: Messed up isn't it?
Lincoln: I knew he was an idiot, but I didn't think he was crazy.
Gyro: Open up the chest next to this thing.
Lincoln opens the box and sees so much wool.
Lincoln: What the heck is all of this? Why does he have so much wool in here?
Leon: They just go around and around Lincoln, this is they're whole life now.
Lincoln laughs.
Gyro: this is all, he has made so far. There could be more stuff but we have no clue where all of that shit is.
Lincoln: Guys, this is so messed up.
Sunset: That's what we said too bro.
Leon: I don't know how he did all of this.
They then see the sheep headed for the sheering machine.
Leon: Watch this sheep! Watch as this sheep gets sheered.
The sheep gets it's wool sheered and is headed for the water and goes up to the other sheep as the rest are being pushed down and into the sheering machine.
Sunset: Oh god!
Gyro laughs.
Lincoln: What the? That is insane!
Leon: and now he goes back around until he regrows his wool again!
Lincoln laughs.
Sunset: the man is evil!
Gyro: this is Minecraft animal cruelty right here.
Lincoln then gets an idea.
Lincoln: Guys, he has all this wool right?
Others: Yeah.
Lincoln: And we have no idea why he has all this wool right?
Sunset: Pretty much.
Leon: I think it's for something stupid.
Lincoln: We have wood, so why not make many beds and cover this entire room with them!
Sunset: Whoa! Epic prank inbound!
Leon: Now that is better! Way better!
Gyro: What the heck are we waiting for? Let's fucking go!
They soon start making beds and cover the entire room with beds, from the floors, walls and even the ceiling. Gyro had to go out and harvest more wood for them.
(Skip)
The entire room is now covered in beds.
Leon: Now this is one comfy room.
Lincoln: Look at all these beds!
Gyro: This is just fucking stupid!
Sunset: You guys keep it up, I'm gonna look for what the heck is an observer block.
Gyro: you do that.
Lincoln: I just got another idea! Let's stuff his chests with beds!
They all cheer and do it.
Soon they gather near Sunset as she tells them about the Observer block.
Sunset: An Observer is placed similarly to a piston. It observes the block that it is placed against it. The texture of the detecting side is that of an observing face. As the observers can detect he state of other observers, placing two adjacent observers, each watching the other, can make a fast and compact redstone clock. They send out a pulsing redstone signal.
They all remain silent.
Sunset looks to all of them,
Sunset: That makes sense right guys?
Gyro: You lost me back there.
Lincoln: What the heck I that all supposed to mean? Is this thing even useful?
They all start laughing.
Leon: Is boomer as fucking Minecraft mad scientist or something?
Gyro: Sure seems like it.
Leon: Like, what is going on? What does he know?
Lincoln: everything apparently.
Leon: I feel like this is a bad idea to fuck with him, because he knows how to build some scar Minecraft shit!
They all laugh.
Sunset: I'm starting to realize that too.
Leon: He's gonna get on this server, he's gonna get pissed and it's going to be us inside this contraption!
They all laugh.
Leon: He's gonna be sheering all of our hair and skin, making a fucking Persian rug out of our hair, even us dudes! As he runs is in this machine over and over.
Gyro: Oh god that sounds kinda sick.
Lincoln: I'm pretty sure Boomer would do that.
Leon: He's a sick freak.
(Skip)
They are all outside and gathered around the beacon.
Gyro: alright people, it's been one hour since we set up all of the beds inside of that maniac home.
Sunset: Operation dumb sleeper is a go!
Leon: Boomer is going to be ready soon and then we're gonna add him to our server.
Lincoln: He's bound to show up any minute.
Gyro: Fuck yeah he is, I'm keeping an eye out on my discord server right now.
Sunset: I'm ready to enter spectator mode and see what he sees in his house.
They all laugh.
Then they hear someone entering they're discord server.
Boomer: Oh, oh god.
Lincoln: Sup man.
Leon: Hey dude.
Sunset: Hey Boomer.
Gyro: How're you doing?
Boomer chuckles.
Boomer: Oh fuck, I didn't think you guys were here. I'm just gonna play some Minecraft.
Lincoln: You know we're always here, and so is sunset.
Gyro: True to that.
Leon: Minecraft is like her life now.
They all see the notification: IamB00m3r has joined the server.
They all enter spectator mode.
They all see Boomer appear in his underground home and is looking at the wall made of beds.
Boomer: where the hell am i?
They all snicker.
Boomer: (looks around) what the fuck?
They all start to chuckle and so does Boomer.
Boomer: Oh my god, you motherfuckers!
They all laugh hard, and head to his home.
Sunset: Surprise!
Lincoln: How do you like your new home?
Gyro: Welcome home asshole.
Leon: Look at what we did.
Boomer laughs.
Boomer: What the hell is all of this?
Leon: Why don't you tell us what this contraption is first?
Boomer: Oh, well all of these sheep are volunteers.
Lincoln: I don't believe you.
Boomer: These guys are trust me, they followed me all the way here so they can be part of it.
They all laugh.
Leon: Good lord, what the heck do you even do to them?
Boomer: Well, I needed wool and I didn't wanna wait.
Sunset: This is the shadiest thing we have ever seen on this server, and I thought pranking victor was shady enough.
Boomer: How did you guys find this place of mine anyway? I didn't expect anyone to even notice.
Leon: Gyro told us.
Boomer: Oh, so you guys found this by accident?
Susnet: Gyro was the one who found it.
Gyro: I was trying to make a doorbell, when I was digging down I found your fucking railway.
Gyro: What about these Llama's?
Boomer: Oh yea, do you like my Llama's?
Sunset: are you the original owner of these Llamas?
Boomer: No, you see I was just building this sheep sheerer, then all of a sudden I forgot to close the door and this random villager comes in and brings his llamas. When he leaves he left them here so I caged them and names them to keep them from despawning.
Lincoln: dude, you are crazy.
They all go around the bed covered room.
Boomer: how many beds did you make for me?
They all laugh.
Leon: hundreds of them, hundreds!
Lincoln: Even the stairs are made of beds.
Boomer turns around, sees the bed made stairs and laughs.
Boomer: Oh my god!
Sunset: Hope you liked all of it, took us quite a while to make all of this possible.
Boomer checks his chests and sees that they are all stuffed with bed.
Boomer: Even the chests have beds in them,
Boomer laughs.
Leon: This is what we were doing, at first we had no idea what you were gonna do with all of this wool, so we thought you were trying to make some beds, then we realized "We can make some beds" and so we did, we did make you all of these beds.
Gyro: Look at the ceiling man.
Boomer laughs when he looks up.
Boomer: Wow! All of it is bed! This literally makes this the comfiest place on the server.
Lincoln: What were you planning to make with all this wool anyway?
Sunset: Yeah, what's with all of this wool?
Boomer: Well I was saving all of that shit to make some kind of statue.
Leon: That sounds unnerving.
Boomer: So, when you guys found my home, how did you guys know it was me?
Gyro: The first clue was your fucking sheep holocaust machine, but then I saw a chest near the railway with green dye and no one else here uses that.
Sunset: Plus, green is barely our favorite color.
Leon: Victor's not smart enough to figure this all out. so we figured it would be the one guy we invited and never even bothered to tell any of us.
Boomer laughs.
Boomer: Jesus Christ guys!
Sunset: by the way, what's with all of that railway?
Gyro: I've been trying to figure that out myself, there were other rails that were connected through some kind of fucking underground metric system,
Leon: I saw a sign from the rails that said they all lead to my fucking house.
Lincoln: Are you secretly taking our stuff?
Boomer: (chuckles) Yes, yes I was.
Everyone: what?!
Gyro hits Boomer with his diamond sword as Boomer laughs.
The others also laugh.
Gyro: You fucking little bastard.
Boomer laughs.
Sunset: All this time you've been taking our stuff? (Laughs)
Boomer (laughs) yeah I have.
Gyro: He's a fucking mouse, sneaking around and taking stu-. No wonder why half my shits missing!
They all laugh.
Sunset: (Laughs) well, this has been one swell Minecraft session, we found Boomer's home on our server and he is a total idiot and maniac. This is Sunset Shimmer, from Shimmer cove and I will see you guys in the next Game Stream.
"Laters!"
Gyro: You fucking dickhead! Give me back my stuff!
To be continued …..
This chapter is based on the discovery of H2O Delirious's house on Minecraft, by Terroriser, Wildcat, Basically and FourZeroSeven. It is very funny, go check it out. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.