Spells and Louds
Chapter 222: Game Stream 7.1
Sunset: Hey guys, now what you're all going to see are just some random stuff we all did when we played Gmod a few days ago, so sit back, relax and let the craziness commence! Also, this is rated PG-13 there will be tons of inappropriate language.
(Skip)
They are at a mall and using their avatars.
Neil (Varian Wrynn): Excuse me sir, we would like to buy some tickets to see Pluto Nash in 3D.
Leon (Corn flakes box): To see what?!
Neil: Pluto Nash! In 3D!
Leon: Okay, let me see, here is your ticket. (Hands him a slice of pie)
Neil: (Chuckles) I accidently ate my ticket.
Leon: That's alright man.
Next one is Sergei.
Sergei (Rambo): Excuse me, I would also like a ticket to see Pluto Nash in 3D.
Leon: okay, here you go. (But the ticket get stuck on the window.)
Sergei: and the ticket is stuck.
Leon: Where's it at? (Spots it and picks it up) oh, I see it.
Lincoln (mini Minecraft Steve): I would also like a ticket.
Leon: Okay, one child ticket. (He brings up tons of bananas and they all laugh.) Looks like I gave you too much.
Boomer (Buzz Lightyear): We hit the jack pot!
Sunset (Captain Marvel): I'd like a ticket to see Pluto Nash in 3D.
Leon: What the fuck? Why the hell do you people wanna see Pluto Nash in 3D?
Sunset: This is the only place that shows it.
Leon: (Chuckles) I'm just giving you guys some random shit. (They all laugh)
Neil: Alright, we got tickets now let's go and get some snacks.
Lincoln: Hang on a minute! Buzz didn't get any tickets.
Boomer: Excuse me, I would like to see Pluto Nash in 3D! (Feeling like this is shit, Leon pulls out a shotgun and kills him and they all laugh.)
Sunset: So, I guess that one's a no.
(Skip)
They are now inside of the theater and someone's phone goes off, and the movie hasn't even started yet.
Sunset: Who the hell brought they're phones?!
Sergei: Turn it off!
Neil: Oh, it's mine hang on. (Answers the phone and they all look at him) Where you at bro? We're at the movies you should be here, we're gonna watch Pluto Nash.
Lincoln: (Pulls out a shotgun and shoots him) He said no phones! (They all laugh)
Sunset: Good job.
(Skip)
The movie is starting and they all see the Warner Brothers logo come up, they're all sitting in the front row.
Lincoln: Oh wow, the 3D is amazing.
Sergei: This is so going to be awesome!
Lincoln: Love how they make this.
Boomer: It's so realistic though.
Sunset: When does Eddie Murphy show up? That's all I wanna know.
Then Leon comes through the screen and his avatar is Eddie Murphy, oh and he has a bazooka.
Leon: He shows up right fucking now 3D bitch! (He fires the bazooka and kills them all and they all laugh.)
Sunset: What the heck was that?!
Sergei: Best 3D ever!
Lincoln: God that was so funny!
(Skip)
They are now at a gun store and Leon is the employee.
Leon: Hey guys, what do you guys want?
Lincoln: We're here for some weapons, you got anything good?
Neil: we're here just to shop and/or look around.
Leon: Then follow me please.
They see tons of guns on the wall, but Sunset sees something odd mounted to the wall.
Leon: alright, we got some AK's, MG's, SMG's, HMG's, LMG's and some Shot guns, oh and some old boomsticks or whatever they used to call them. (Then he spawns a burger on the counter.)
Then Neil, Lincoln and Boomer also see what was mounted on the wall. It's actually A Terminator mounted to the wall.
Lincoln: Dude, what is that?
Leon: (looks to the burger) Oh, well this is my lunch. It's a burger.
They all start laughing.
Leon: What? What's wrong? Why are you all laughing?
Neil: (Laughs) The Cheese Burger?!
Boomer: That's the last fucking thing we were even talking about?!
Sunset: We were talking about the stupid Terminator behind you! But you were thinking of something else!
They all laugh and Leon turns around and sees it.
Leon: Oh, well he's an employee.
Lincoln: Then why is he even stuck there?!
Leon: Because he pissed me off!
(Skip)
They see Sergei has changed his avatar to one of those fish from SpongeBob, only squared and he's hiding behind some boxes.
Neil: Dude, that is creepy as hell.
Sunset: What the? What the heck is that?
Leon: Is that one of those fucking fish from SpongeBob?
Lincoln: Yeah, from the episode when Sandy was looking for him and this big guy turns one of the fish into a square.
Boomer: Dude, Sergei looks creepy as hell.
Sergei: (hiding and looking at them with his bulging eyes) I see you, I see you over there! And I don't fucking like it. (They all laugh) He then spawns in a burger.)
Leon: Look at that burger.
Sergei: Imma eat this cheeseburger! (He eats it) Yeah, I ate the shit out of that Krabby Patty! Now the second you all turn your eyes, I'm gonna whoop some ass! (They all laugh)
Sergei: Look at my eye! You think I'm kidding around?! It's gonna be exploding outside of my head! I got my eye on you! (They all laugh.)
Susnet: dude, why are you shaking?
Sergei: I'm so pissed off I can't stay still!
Lincoln: Are you on drugs or something? (They all laugh.)
Sergei: I'm high on cocaine! I've been doing drugs for a minute!
Neil: you look like you're hungry or something.
Sergei: To lose my fucking mind! If I don't get me some god damn Krabby patties! (They all laugh.)
Soon he's no longer hiding behind the crates.
Sunset: Look guys, he's free now.
Sergei: Surprise mother fucker. Bet you didn't expect this to happen! (They all laugh) Now I'm free!
(Skip)
Now they are inside of a house, a crappy house attic and in different avatars.
Sunset (Rona Rousey): Alright, everyone get comfortable and see your sleeping quarters.
Leon (Colonel Sanders): guys, this place is so crowded with two eight foot tall Italian plumbers.
What he means is, Neil is Luigi and Victor is Mario. And they all laugh.
Victor: Eight foot tall Italian plumbers with heads the size of Volkswagen beetles that are as tall as Shaquille O'Neil! (They all laugh.)
Neil: This is crazy, okay I have some weapons. So I am going to hand some to all of you, but I am keeping the grenade launcher.
Leon: What? Why?
Sunset: Yeah, why do you get to keep the freaking rocket launcher and we get these nerf guns?
Neil: Because, because. I am great.
Victor: (Pulls out a shotgun and shoots him) Not anymore! (They all laugh.)
(Skip)
Sunset: Hey Victor, get into that seat and see what happens.
Victor sits on the chair and his character looks as if darkness is covering his face, they all laugh and Victor speaks in a creepy voice.
Victor: Welcome to my corner, how may I serve you today?
Leon: Tell us a story big nosed Italian man. (They all chuckle.)
Victor: My name is Mario. I am a 57 year old retired ex plumber, I don't really know where I am. But I will tell you all my tale, in exchange for a box of milk and half eaten hotdog.
Sunset: Okay here you go. (She throws the two items at him.)
Victor: Once there was a man, his name was Pablo. Pablo wasn't even a really good man, he liked to have sex with very small sheep. (They all gasp and laugh.)
Leon: Jesus Christ!
Neil: What the fuck is this story? Is this even scary?
Sunset: I don't know man.
Victor: That went way too fucking far. Can I start over again?
Victor: (gets off the chair) Look guys, I change my color and voice when I get into the chair.
Sunset: Oh, I see it now.
Neil: That is so weird.
Victor: See, see. When I'm off I'm myself but when I get on the chair. (Back on the chair and creepy voice) I turn into Pablo! (They all laugh.)
Leon: Wait, you turn into Pablo?!
(Skip)
They're all gathered in a circle.
Leon: alright boys, it's been six months since the zombie apocalypse first started and-.
Neil: Six months?
They all look to Neil.
Neil: It's been two days! (They all laugh and look to Leon.)
Leon: It's felt longer alright, I mean look at the living conditions I'm in. I have a bloody bed.
Victor: He's right about that one.
Leon: And I have two left boots.
Neil: Hey me too.
Leon: And Sunset has been sinking us dry with her crappy store scamming scheme over there! (They all look to sunset's side and sees a table with some random junk.) Where she sells us jars of empty mayonnaise!
Neil: She stole my mug.
Sunset: It' ain't a crime if no one sees it. I can sell it back to you though.
Victor: Don't you all worry about that, I have two left boots too.
Neil: I heard that there's this outpost not too far from here, and they are selling right boots! (They all laugh.)
Sunset: Now that sounds cool.
Neil: We gotta get there before black Friday!
Leon: there's loads of people seeking refuge in a place that has right boots! (They all laugh.)
Victor: I'm down, let's make this trip!
Sunset: but first, we need some sleep.
They all get to their areas and sleep, Victor is tossing and turning on his and making noise.
Victor: I can't get fucking comfortable here!
Sunset: Oh my gosh! Mario could you stop making so much noise!
Niel: You guys gotta train yourselves to sleep with your eyes open. (He's carrying a bomb while sitting up) This is a C4, it has a two mile blast radius. (They all laugh.)
Victor: That's it, two fucking miles?
Leon: That is so dumb.
Victor: So when there's a zombie apocalypse we're all gonna die before we even escape. (They all laugh.)
(Skip)
The area is now a Minecraft theme.
Boomer (Steve): What's up everyone, today we're gonna be doing some Minecraft.
Sunset (Ashe from LoL): What the hell is that? (She means the house.)
Boomer: that's my house man.
Neil (Captain America): Why does it look like a freaking face? (They all laugh, Boomer turns around and sees it.)
Boomer: Oh, I guess it does. (Then Leon blasts him away with a bazooka and they laugh.)
Leon (Michael Jordan): Get the fuck out of here I got this! Okay everyone welcome back to GTA 5. We're not gonna be doing any of this bullshit Minecraft stuff, we're gonna be stealing some cars and money, delivering drugs, killing people. It's gonna be awesome!
Gyro (Terminator): Welcome to Gmod mother fucker! (He blasts Leon with a bazooka and they all laugh.)
Leon: Jesus Christ man!
Sunset: That went well.
Neil: I liked it when Boomer was killed first.
(Skip)
Sunset, Leon, Boomer and Neil found an underground bunker and goes in it, they see it has cameras that show them about what was happening outside.
Gyro: Where the hell are you guys?
Leon: we're on some kind of bunker, and we can see you.
Neil: Seeing you on this screen makes it look like a movie.
Sunset: It actually does seem like it, kinda like a Terminator movie.
Gyro (mimics Arnold Schwarzenegger voice): Good evening ladies and gentleman, my name is Arnold Schwarzenegger and today, today we'll be going to the chopper! So come on! Come on! We need to get to the chopper!
They all laugh. Sunset then looks at the controls near the screen and pushes a button. The button launched something.
Gyro: Where's the chopper?! We need to get to the chopper! (Then a Minecraft helicopter heads towards him.) Oh look it's the chopper! (The chopper crashes on him.) AAAAURGH!
They all laugh.
Neil: What the fuck was that?!
Sunset: Nailed it!
Leon: You did that?
(Skip)
They're still looking at the screen and now they're instructing Gyro on where to go.
Neil: Gyro, Gyro. Go over there.
Sunset: By the rocket!
Boomer: You see the rocket?
Gyro: (spots the Minecraft rocket on the ground and it is big) Yeah I see it, now what?
Leon: We want you to walk in any direction, jus away from it.
Gyro: Okay.
Sunset pushes a button and the rocket flies without gyro knowing. They all laugh.
Neil: Holy shit.
Leon: Oh no,
Boomer: This is bad.
Gyro: What? What's going on? (He turns around and sees the rocket gone.)
Gyro: Where the fuck did that thing go? (Then he looks up and it heads for him.) Oh god! (And it crashes on him.)
They all laugh.
Sunset: Bulls eye!
Leon: Dude, this is fucking awesome!
Boomer: Look at him just lying there dead.
Gyro: Yeah, yeah. Nice touch on that one.
(Skip)
Sunset: Well, that was the three crazy things we all did, I hope some of you liked it or not. It was crazy and chances we might do it again, this is Sunset Shimmer of Shimmer cove and I'll see you guys next time.
To be continued …
This was based off of Vanoss and his friends playing Gmod, and it is hilarious. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.