Spells and Louds
Chapter 227: Bachelor and Prepare
(Spellman Estate)
Leni and Linka are both hard at work with the wedding dress for Loona.
"Okay, so we got half of the dress done, but with determination we can finish this. All we have to do is add the small drape and do some finishing touches and Loona's wedding dress will be good to go" said Leni.
"Dimartino's dress took us almost a week to make. But we're on a record making this in less than four days" said Linka.
"When you got two gals who know how to make fashion at good speed rates, when we can make it work in less than four or five" said Leni.
The two of them chuckle and continue their wok.
"Hey Leni, how did Loni take it since you two can go on a date soon?" asked Linka.
"He was glad and almost about to cry if it was bad news" replied Leni.
Hearing that almost made Linka's heart fell hurt. "So, you two planning on going on a date soon?"
"We are, but we need to figure out a when and a where" said Leni.
"You two could try Western Restaurant Nekoya, or better yet make it a double date or a triple date" said Linka.
"That actually sounds like a good idea. That way we won't feel nervous about being on a one-on-one date. We're both trying to see how we can make it work and with some friends by our side it would bring less pressure on us" replied Leni.
"What about Chaz? How did he take this news?" asked Linka.
"At first he was really bummed, Dana even understood about all of this. But eventually Chaz said he wanted to see me happy and we both knew we only had a small crush on each other, plus he can tell that Loni and I have a lot of things in common and we're both no longer the same old versions of who we were back when we were louds. Also, Chaz said he'll find that someone for him someday" said Leni.
"That's so understanding of him, I hope you and Loni have a great time. Once you guys have finally picked out a date for you're, well date" said Leni. The two of them chuckle at that odd reference.
"So, do you think Loona and Sergei are doing well with their bachelor parties?" asked Leni.
"Whatever those two are up to, I know it could either involve bloodshed or something crazy" said Linka.
Leni then gets a devious idea. "What about you? Ronaldo seems like a great guy."
Linka blushes and chuckles. "Shut up! I know we have this thing going on, but like you before Loni, Ronaldo and I are trying to see where our relationship is taking us, but in the meantime I have a family to be part of."
Leni smiles at Linka. "Whatever your choice is sis, I know you're doing the right thing. I totes support that." They both return to work, and throughout their whole conversation they seem to be close to finishing.
(Mount Everest)
Neil, Leon, Sergei, Gyro and Boomer are all hiking up the mountain and are close to reaching the top, oh and victor is with them, he's just completely frozen in a block of ice and Neil is dragging him.
"I can't believe you were living up here this whole time!" said Leon.
"When you're a walking nuclear reactor like me. You can pretty much survive the harshest of cold temperatures" replied Boomer.
"But why not live on the top of the summit, you could've had a great view and dubbed the only man in history to live on the very top of Everest" said Sergei.
"That would be nice, but it would also draw in the eyes of the press. I just wanted to live someplace high enough to still get signal and wait for further instructions" said Boomer.
"Well, at least your cabin can act as a waiting post for other hiking travelers. How the hell did you get power in that thing?" asked Neil.
"Guardian's Magic!" replied Boomer.
"It's true, I did whatever I could to provide all the things this moron needs to survive" replied Gyro. "How's Victor doing back there boys?!"
Neil and Sergei look back to the frozen tesla nerd their dragging, his pupils are moving back and forth in panic.
They then go back to hiking upwards. "He's fine, let's just get to the top and chisel him out" said Neil.
"I have to say, this is the best start for my bachelor party. A hiking trip to the top of mount Everest" said Sergei.
"This was the one thing you've always wanted to do, and before you get married we are going to commit to everything in your bucket list dude!" said Leon.
Neil was shocked from what he heard. "Wait what?"
"How many things are we going to do besides this one?!" asked Boomer.
"Approximately twenty five more other random shit" replied Leon.
"Twenty five!" they yelled. The mountain starts to rumble.
"And this counts as one of them in my bucket list" said Sergei.
"Wait what?" asked Neil.
Leon pulls out a list and crosses out scaling Mount Everest, then he crosses out the next one called getting hit by an avalanche.
The snow starts to move, Leon pulls out a surf board and he tosses it to them.
"What are these?" asked Boomer.
"The rest of Sergei's list includes getting hit by an avalanche and surfing on an avalanche" replied Leon as he gets ready and so does Sergei.
"This shit reminds me more of Minecraft" said Boomer.
"Oh my sweet fucking god!" said Neil.
"Let it begin! Let it begin!" replied Sergei.
"You two are crazy!" yelled Gyro. And the avalanche hits them.
(Spellman Estate)
Luna and Sam are both underneath a tree, they were already done with the tunes for Loona and Sergei's wedding, now they were finishing the song that Luna came up with.
"So, we have this teen like vibe into it. We just need the right girls to sing it" said Sam.
"And I know exactly who those girls are dude" said Luna.
"Let me guess, Carol, Dana, Becky, Lori, Jackie, Mandee, Teri, Whitney and Fiona?" asked Sam.
"Well not all of them, we just need to find those who can perform it. But not all of them" said Luna.
"Well, we did hear Jackie and Mandee sing well in music class, you think they could make it work?" asked Sam.
"Probably, but we need to see the rest of our options" said Luna. "We can start recording the song on March 1st" replied Luna.
"Sounds like a plan, also you ready to celebrate your sisters seventeenth birthday?" asked Sam.
"I am, Leni is going to be so stoked with her birthday. Dad said he's going to be the one distracting her. And the one thing I know about dad, is that his distractions is his gift for them. Just like with Lana" replied Luna.
"What do you think he's gonna do?" asked Sam.
"Probably something fashion related, for Leni" said Luna.
"And after her birthday we got the big wedding of your uncle and soon to be auntie" said Sam.
"Yeah, I'm kinda shocked we're going to Transylvania, and Lucy is invited as well as the young morticians club. They're gonna like it there" said Luna.
"We already got the beat of the theme song done, all we gotta do is save our skills for the big wedding day" said Sam.
"Dang right" replied Luna.
Just then they spot Lincoln come out of the house and with him is a disc with copies of all the songs they have made with their friends. Sam is confused by all of this, but not Luna.
"Sup bro, you going to visit the other Lincoln?" asked Luna.
"I am, I wanna see if he and his Jordan and Luna like the songs we have been making" said Lincoln.
Sam stands up. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Are you talking about the same world where we had that accidental fight with those tentacle face monsters?"
"The very same one Sammy babe" said Luna.
"The other Lincoln there is kinda like another friend I can talk to. We're both smart, strong, in music relation and mostly we have the same eye for a Rosato" said Lincoln.
"Okay bro" said Luna.
"Does everyone else know about this?" asked Sam.
"Mom and Dad are okay with it, and so are the rest of the fam" said Luna. "Just as long as all of the secrets we have don't go out to those of the other Loudverse."
Lincoln then uses his watch to make a small portal for him. "Well I gotta go, be back soon." Lincoln passes through the portal. "Later bro" said Luna.
Sam goes back and sits next to Luna. "So, I guess he found a friend, from another world, who looks like him, almost."
"Yeah, plus the Luna in that world has some things in common with me. We both have our Linc's as roommates, we both want our Lincolns to be safe and happy and we're both legal guardians" said Luna.
"It could be cool to chill with the other Luna and their Sam as well" said Sam.
"Yeah, but I think they'd be happier with their own company" replied Luna.
"By the way, what's going on with Leni? Is she going on a date with someone?" asked Sam.
Luna chuckles. "Sam, do I have one heck of a story for you."
(Hell)
A Black limo drives around and streets of hello, and the ones inside it are shooting away at every demon in their way.
The demons inside who are wreaking havoc are none other than I.M.P, Blitz, Moxxie, Millie and the soon to bride/mother Loona, and they're driver is none other than Alastor.
"So, how are you handling with this murderous version of your Bachelor party my dear?" asked Alastor.
Loona throws a grenade and retreats back into the limo. "This is the best last killing spree ever! Thanks fort his guys, but I'm not thanking Moxxie."
Moxxie just groans. "You about to become a mom and a bride and yet you show spite towards me."
"What can I say, I'm the same old Loona you all remember" said Loona.
"And I am so proud of you Loonie!" said Blitzo.
"And the upcoming wedding you're going to have is going to be great! The one time we can go to the human world, and not to cause any murder" said Millie.
Loona then smiles at how they're all taking this. "Well, I will have Millie as my bridesmaid as well as Neil's wife Gwen and Blitzo will be the one to let me go of course."
Blitzo wipes away a lone tear. "Y-Yeah! Letting you go to grow up and start a new life!" He then starts crying.
"But what about the one who is going to wed you and Sergei?" asked Moxxie.
"Did I ask you dumbshit?!" yelled Loona.
Moxxie sighs and remains silent, he grabs a grenade and tosses it out the window.
"So, who will be wedding you and the Russian Spellman?" asked Alastor.
Loona smiles. "Alastor, I was wondering if you could be the one to do it, you seem like a good friend to the Spellman's, at most of the time."
Alastor was shocked by this. "Why my dear, this is a true honor. I would be delighted to wed you and that World War 2 veteran. Why I haven't done something like that since the start of World War 1!"
Millie was confused. "You once wedded some people?"
"Well of course, it was a nice summer day and I wedded this lovely young couple who were escaping from their family, after the wedding I murdered them both!" said Alastor.
Hearing this was not what they were expecting.
Alastor notices just how uncomfortable they are. "Oh, no need to worry my dear friends. I have no intentions of murdering anyone at the wedding, but if someone does intend to interrupt me with my wedding process I will massacre them!"
They knew this was just Alastor being Alastor and shrugged it off.
"So, how do you think the dress is going to look?" asked Millie.
"No clue, but I do know that Leni and Linka are doing their best to make it exactly as I told them it should, I'll see how they're doing after all of this shit" replied Loona.
"One thing I wanna ask, if you hate me so much. Why did you pick my wife Millie as your bridesmaid?" asked Moxxie.
"Simple dipshit, she's the only girl I know within I.M.P and like me we both have bad ass murderous intentions" replied Loona.
"That does make sense" said Blitzo.
"That is so sweet of you to think of me like that" said Millie.
"You're welcome, though I think that could be my mood swings talking" replied Loona as she drinks a glass of water.
"Now usually someone like you on a bachelor party would be drinking as much alcohol as you want, but since your pregnant that would be a total no" said Alastor.
"Yeah, sucks to be me. But I can't let my kid get harmed by my own stupid desires" replied Loona.
"You are so caring right now Loona, this is a side of you I have never seen before" said Millie.
"It's so sweet" said Blitzo.
"Well, don't get used to it, I will be back to my normal self, come next month" replied Loona.
They then stop at an intersection and someone taps on the glass, Alastor lowers the glass. "Hello Charlie, what can I do for you?"
And indeed it was the princess of hell/owner of the Happy hotel, Princess Charlotte, Charlie for short. She is in her limo neighboring theirs.
"Umm, what are you doing Alastor?" asked Charlie. The rest of I.M.P could see her from their windows.
"Why I am so glad you asked my dear, I am escorting this small group of demons to celebrate this bachelor party before one of them gets married, and soon I will be the one to wed them" replied Alastor.
Charlie had no clue what else to think about this. "Okay, but can you not cause this much harm around town?"
Alastor has no clue how to respond, he just smiles. Then the light turns green. "Sorry my dear but it appears we must take our leave. Farewell!" Alastor hits the gas and they drive off and start shooting at random shit.
Charlie sighs. She knows that there have been starnge things happening with Alastor, and she also questions the strange gate that has appeared on the outskirts of the city, she was going to have to talk to him about that later. But she didn't want to since he is helping some demons, and to Charlie's eyes this was a good start to sinners rehabilitation. Not really.
(Back with Sergei)
After a horrible experience with Avalanche and surfing they are all gathered at an art gallery somewhere in Detroit.
"So, why are we here?" asked Boomer.
"One of the things I wanna do in my bucket list, spend the next two hours in an art gallery" replied Sergei.
"It's true" replied Leon,
Gyro looks to them. "Fellas, it's been two hours already."
Sergei stops drinking his soda. "Oh, okay let's leave."
They all leave the art gallery and Leon crosses out the fourth thing on the list. "Okay, so that's four down and twenty one more to go."
"Jesus Christ! Why is this even a thing?!" said Victor.
"There is one way to make this whole thing go faster" said Leon.
"What?" asked Neil.
Leon and Sergei were both thinking of the same thing, which was not looking good for the others. "Oh shit" said Gyro.
"Montage!" yelled Leon and Sergei.
"Damn it!" said Victor.
(Montage)
Climbing up the empire state building, Victor loses his grip and falls.
Wrestling the worlds angriest Polar Bear, Boomer just lost his right arm.
Swimming in the world's biggest tub of lard, Neil is sinking and he can't swim in it.
Teepee FutureTech HQ and run for it, they get chased by Future Tanks and Mirage tanks.
Crank call DISK wars Tony Stark, knock on his door, throw a pie in his face and run away.
Plant bombs in the Marine base in the One Piece world, the bombs explode with whipped cream and chocolate and right onto Admiral Akainu.
Go to the Pokemon world and get chased by a very pissed off Kyurem, Groudon, Keyogre and Regigigas.
Crash a truck into Peter's house, which they get chased by Peter Sharp and Ember McLain.
Vandalize Naxxramas and get chased by half of the Scourge.
Go on a bull ride on an Ultralisk and see who lasts the longest, Boomer gets tossed off and lands onto some lava.
Prank the Battleborn LLC group with Hollow, mostly painting on their bases walls and prank calling them.
Build a statue of Joseph Stalin out of wood, and then burn it to the ground.
Reenact the battle of Kursk, using cardboard tanks. Why?!
Watch Sergei swim for ten miles in the Siberian waters. How is he surviving this shit?!
Go on a joy ride on Mothra's back while shooting Rodan with paintball guns.
Go back to the One Piece world and paint Admiral Akainu's office pink with Straw Hat logos everywhere.
Go fishing at Lake Loch ness.
Watch a marathon of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Cover Boomer's body in bird feed and watch him scream and run from incoming pigeons and bird category Pokemon.
Ask Brock Lesnar to F-5 Victor, Boomer and Leon. Wait what?
And finally, watch the sun set on the horizon.
And that's what they're doing now.
"You know what, next to all of that deadly shit we did, this is nice" said Neil.
"Yeah, all of us relaxing and with less injuries" said Gyro.
"Speak for yourself you dick!" yelled Victor, who is on a wheelchair after getting beaten up by Brock Lesnar, next to him is Boomer who is also in a wheel chair. Leon didn't take much of a beating, so he's fine.
"And now to make this the best of the last of my freedom before I get married" Sergei pulls out a bottle of Russian wine.
"I don't drink man" said Neil.
"This isn't for you it's for me" said Sergei.
Gyro had some glasses with him, he then tosses them away.
Sergei drinks the whole bottle while they all cheer. "Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go, Go!"
Then Neil realizes something. "Wait a minute, were we supposed to invite Hugh to this whole thing?"
"Yeah, I called him. But he was busy with some work, he will be there at the wedding though" replied Leon.
"At least he's going to be there" said Sergei.
They continue to look at the sunset and Sergei sees there was still some wine left, so he puts his handkerchief in it and lights it up, he gets up and throws it onto a small log cabin and it's now on fire.
"Why did you do that?" asked Neil.
"Just for fun" replied Sergei.
"You do know that log cabin was going to be Martin's forest vacation house" said Victor.
"And who cares" Sergei sits back down, looking forward to his wedding on Saturday.
But one thing they are all looking forward to, is the birthday of the fashion loving Spellman daughter.
To be continued …..
And that's a wrap for this chapter of crazy bachelor parties and come tomorrow is the birthday of our favorite sweet hearted fashionista. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.