Spells and Louds
Chapter 229: Sergei and Loona
(Transylvania, somewhere near an old church)
Leon and Neil are both looking at this church and they're both in their suits.
"Dude, is this even a church?" asked Leon.
"Sergei said it is" said Neil.
"Okay, then why does it look like some kind of fortress from the movie the Nun?!" said Leon.
What they're looking at does look like the same fortress church from the movie the Nun.
"Some part of me wants to get the hell out of here, but this is our brother's wedding and we have to be there for him" said Neil.
"We should go and see how he's doing" said Leon. Both of them head into one of the doors of the fortress and into a room.
Thank goodness there are torches in there, but whenever Leon and Neil are going down the halls, they accidently run into one of the members of the young morticians club.
The entire place is dark and unexpected that it's become they're playground of jump scares. Dang it!
Neil and Leon eventually make it to the room where Sergei is. "I swear this is the worst idea Sergei has ever had!" said Neil.
"I think it was a mistake inviting those Goth kids here! We ran into Lucy three fucking times!" said Leon.
"Let's just see how Sergei is doing" said Neil. They both open the door to the room and there they see Victor and Boomer along with Sergei.
Sergei is wearing a red and black tuxedo, with some fur on the end trims of his suit, and yes they are real fur from an animal years ago. The fur of a dead polar bear.
"Nice suit man, what's with the fur?" asked Neil.
"Oh this? Yesterday right after Leni's birthday party Victor took me back to my old family home and I was able to get my hands on the one thing I still own, the many animal furs from my hunting days" replied Sergei.
Neil and Leon had no idea what to say. "So, that's real fur?" asked Leon.
"What part of my hunting days, do you not understand" said Sergei.
"What kind of animal was it?" asked Neil.
"Polar Bear" replied Sergei, Boomer and Victor. Seeing all three of them say it made it very clear, all three of them are Russians.
"Okay, I guess this seems okay and it is your choice" said Neil.
"Are you feeling nervous dude?" asked Leon.
Sergei looked back to himself in the mirror. "I feel like I am marching through the streets of a ruined Stalingrad, as I hear the cries of the many conscripts who are all dying in the field of war and witnessing the horrors of Nazi torment from across the Volga River."
They all remained silent at what he just said.
"I'm sorry, but you kinda lost me there" said Boomer.
"It means I am a little bit nervous, but I can handle it" replied Sergei.
"Let's hope Loona and the other ladies are faring better" said Neil.
(In a tower room)
Leni and Linka are helping adjust the wedding dress of Loona, though Gwen is confused, it doesn't seem much like a wedding dress. Millie is there and likes it.
Loona's wedding dress: A dress that reaches just below her knees, from the side of the dress all the way up is colored in red, on the edge of the bottom of the dress is grey and for the rest it is white with some black jagged patterns.
The straps holding the dress around her neck comes into the form of an upside down pentagram and the drape from the back reaches her lower back and is colored in transparent red and black, along with toes less grey socks as she normally wears and her fingerless elbow length gloves.
She is wearing some lipstick and red highlights.
"Does this even count as a wedding dress?" asked Gwen.
Loona chuckles. "Gwen, you wore a dark blue and white one on your wedding dress."
Gwen also snickers. "Yeah you're right, though the one you're wearing seems to be smaller than what I wore on my wedding."
"Every lady has their own taste in wedding dresses, we just have to do what we can to accept them" said Millie.
"I have to admit, this is really pretty and probably would catch the attention of other guys" said Leni.
Loona then looks to herself. "I actually look kinda pretty, even if I am pregnant."
"Quick question. If you're pregnant, shouldn't you be ….. I don't know …. Large down there at the stomach?" asked Linka.
They also noticed this. Loona had no clue how her body is still slim. "No clue dude. Perhaps it's a demonic thing, I'm sure Alastor has the answers for that."
"And how would you know that Radio demon has the answer?" asked Gwen.
"He's been around hell longer than anyone else, and he is also sort of all knowing" said Loona.
"Kinda like Gyro. Sort of" said Leni.
Millie looks out of the window and sees many guests coming. "Looks like we've got some company girls. You ready Loona?"
Loona sighs. "As ready as I'll ever be." Then Linka looks to the window. "Loona, you're dad's here."
They all turn to the window and see Blitz with a camera and he's stuck to the window like a lizard. "Hi Loonie!"
Loona sighs. "He always does this."
"Why?" asked Gwen.
"That's what Moxxie and I wanna know too" said Millie with her arms crossed.
"He's a stalker and in a way some sort of perverted freak, but when he spies on me, he's always trying to look out for me" said Loona.
"Well that makes sense" said Leni. Loona goes to the window and opens it and punches Blitz away. "We'll meet him when I'm out of this room."
"Again, how the heck did Sergei get access to use this place for the wedding?" asked Gwen.
"Sorry Gwen. But that's a secret we can't tell you guys" replied Loona.
They then head out of the room.
(Outside of the church fortress)
Carol and Lori are organizing everything that's being set up.
"Okay, so the food is here, the guests have arrived, Luna, Sam and their band are providing the music and the demon who will wed Sergei and Loona will be here soon" said Carol.
"I still have no clue why the Casagrandes were invited here" said Lori.
"No clue" said Carol. "Also who do you think is wedding them anyway?"
"Literally no idea, I'm surprised they invited Lucy and the rest of the Morticians club" said Lori.
They then see Jack Cyber and Penny bring that large wedding cake, which is all stacked up Black Forest cakes.
"Does this even count as a wedding cake?" asked Carol.
"No clue girls. But Sergei and Loona had this specially made by Buddy Valastro" replied Jack Cyber.
Then they spot a large portal open and coming out is Azmodan, Diablo, Mephisto, King Leoric, Kel'Thuzad and Anub'Arak.
"Are they a part of this wedding?" asked Penny.
Carol and Lori check the list. "Unfortunately yes" replied Lori.
"Why?" asked Jack Cyber.
"It says here that Sergei invited them from the Nexus, since these demons and undead were known during the DISK incident" replied Carol. "The guardian had to ask Orphea to bring them here. Once the wedding is over, they're going back to the Nexus."
"This has got to be the biggest and most demonic wedding I've ever seen" said Lori.
Just then they spotted some aircraft arriving, they were Hercules transports. The two transports land and then they open to reveal the heroes of Overwatch and the villains of Talon.
"And it looks like these guys are here" said Lori.
"I still can't believe they wanted to come here and are making a cease fire, until this is all over" said Carol.
Jack Cyber then checks the seating arrangement. "Okay, looks like they're all going to be in the same location. Sergei's side, and most of Loona's side. Man, this is insane!"
"And I am curious as to how they convinced Soldier 76 and Shrike sniper to come here" said Penny.
"Now this has got to be way more impressive for an ordinary wedding" said Gyro.
"It literally got way beyond the meaning of ordinary. But we still have to keep an eye on them, just in case" said Lori.
"She has a point" said Jack Cyber.
They approach the heroes and villains. "So glad you all could make it, and I am surprised you would all agree to a cease fire" said Gyro.
"I did make a promise not to cause any harm until the wedding is over, a promise I will keep ever since that DISK incident" said Doomfist.
"That's the one thing we can all agree on" said Winston.
"I would like to know the progress of that DISK-verse" said Sigma.
"No problem, Martin has been giving me some information on how they're world is doing and how pathetic Stark is right now" said Sombra.
"Also, why does this church look so familiar?" asked Carol. "I thought we were going to hold the place near Transylvania?"
Gyro flies in as a raven and morphs back into his human form. "Sergei and Loona were able to change the venue at the very last minute thanks to my help. As it turns out the castle in Transylvania is nothing more than some novelty haunted house, so they chose the one place where evil was released by accident. The damned church of the Nun."
Lori and Carol drop their check boards with their eyes wide in shock. "What?"
"No wonder why I like this place already" said Reaper.
"Is there going to be barbeque here?" asked Junkrat.
"Oh jeez" said Roadhog.
(A few minutes later)
Everyone is all seated and ready for the wedding.
On the right side are those who know Sergei and are mostly human, on the left side are the demonic guests. They're not as many as they thought, just a few of them since Loona doesn't have much friends in hell.
Sergei is already at the altar and many people are shocked at his wedding suit, and next to him is Leon who is just wearing a normal black suit. But for some reason he comes with a shadowy hood. Why? No idea.
Millie is at the left side of the altar, waiting for the bride to be.
Rosa Casagrande is carrying with her some holy trinkets, but she notices it's all not doing anything to the demonic and undead guests.
"Rosa, I don't think that stuff will work on them" said Hector.
"He has a point Mama, they're not spiritual creatures from our origin. These demons are more ancient and overpowered" said Carl.
"I find them very much disturbing" said Bobby.
"This is crazy" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, we're having the wedding at a place in which the nun came from" said Jordan.
Then Luna, Sam, Sully and Mazzy play the wedding theme. In rock and roll style. This is Loona's style, but then some new instruments were added.
A few dark shadows appear next to them, all playing with some violins and a piano. A combination of classic and rock.
This kind of shadowy magic looked familiar, it then hit Neil. He knows who's wedding these two. 'Oh hell no.'
Then they see her, with Blitzo to be the one to let her go .Loona, the hellhound with a bouquet of black and red roses.
Many of them were amazed at her outfit. Many of the guys were looking at what she wore.
Kel'Thuzad for some reason is wiping away a frozen tear. Almost as if he thinks this is all beautiful.
Sergei's eyes are a bit wide at the wedding dress Loona is wearing, Leon jaw is about to drop from seeing her.
Throughout the whole walk to the altar. Blitzo is slowly shedding tears. "Blitz, calm down" whispered Loona.
"I know, I know" he whispers back, then he stops and runs to his seat and cries.
Everyone else is shocked by this. "This is awkward" said Neil. Diablo and Azmodan find this funny.
Loona was not surprised by this and chuckles, so she continues on her own.
She then makes it to the black and red colored altar, her tail swipes onto Sergei's face making him sigh from her scent.
They all take their seats, Moxxie is busy calming Blitzo. "There, there sir. You can always visit her." And Blitzo keeps crying once more.
Sergei and Loona smile at the way they look, and then they look to the empty stand in the middle of the Altar. "It's time Alastor" said Sergei.
"Wait what?" said Lincoln.
A fiery portal is made and coming out is none other than the Radio demon himself, Alastor.
"Greetings to all of those who have come, it is I Alastor the Radio Demon, also known as the man who murdered countless people during the great depression" said Alastor.
Many of the guests have no clue what else to say at this point.
"So, shall we begin?"said Alastor.
Alastor straightens his bow tie. "Dearly beloved and people who I have no clue who they are. We are gathered here today to see this fine hellhound of a woman and this dastardly deadly man in unholy matrimony. Today is probably the day we've all never seen coming, the day a Spellman, who isn't really related to them, be married to a creature from the fiery landscapes of hell! Let us see the rings and listen into their vows and I know this will be very entertaining."
Leon present to them the wedding rings, the ring for Loona is a red ruby spider shape and the one for Sergei is a ruby wolf shape.
"Loona, I never knew it would come to this. But things have to happen, and after only a few months since we have known each other, I am truly greatful to be your lover, your soul mate and soon to be your husband and a loving father to the life that will be here in this world for us to cherish forever" said Sergei.
Loona smiled at the vow he said.
"Sergei, I never thought I would ever meet a guy like you, in fact I never thought I would fall for a guy like you. You are no demon, or a hellhound. But you have shown me love, understanding and true equality and we both share some bloodshed against those who we defile the most and would threaten anyone of our closest friends and family, and I would be truly honored to be the one to start a family, with you" said Loona.
Sergei felt as if his heart was flying across the battlefield of Smolensk.
"And now, does anyone here question this whole event, does anyone here wish to say some words s to why these two do not deserve each other? Speak now or forever go forward in peace, or not. But seriously, if there is anyone who dare question this, then I will not hesitate to watch you get slaughtered!" said Alastor.
They all remain silent from what Alastor just said, it sounded like a threat.
Alastor looks around. "Nothing? Very well then! You two may proceed!"
Sergei then puts the ring onto her finger. "Loona, do you take me Sergei Dragunov Spellman, to be your one true husband and to be there for him when he is feeling like his superiority is no longer within, and to avenge whatever horrific incident should come to his life?"
Everyone else remains silent and has no idea what he just said.
Loona smiles and looks to the ring. "Yes, yes I do."
She then places the ring onto his finger. "Sergei, do you take me Loona, to be your beloved wife, to be there for me when I feel insecure, when I feel as if I am unwanted and unloved and to be there for me when I need a lover to be beside me in bed and forever more."
Gwen and some of the women shed some tears hearing her vow.
Sergei holds her hands. "I wouldn't have it any other way, so yes."
Alastor also sheds some tears, he manages to wipe them off. "Very well then! By the power invested in me and all of the low-life simpletons I have destroyed throughout the years and to all of the pathetic wretches who have dared to harm you both. I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. Go ahead and show her some love my good man!"
Sergei and Loona embrace each other in a loving dipping position and they make out, Loona tosses the bouquet.
The bouquet flies into the air and instead of landing into the arms of one of the ladies there, it lands onto Diablo's back and is engulfed in flames.
The women all groan. "Oh come on!" said Lori.
"Got god's sake!" said Tracer.
"Well, that was disappointing" said Dana.
Alastor chuckles. "Now that was very entertaining!" He then snaps his fingers. "Hit it boys!" some shadowy demonic images come out and play some classic songs, Luna and her band join them and combine their rock and roll style.
Everyone enjoys this wedding party.
Some of them were shocked at how this all went, while others were happy for Sergei and Loona.
And of course, Diana was there to hug both her son and daughter-in-law and congratulate them for their marriage and so is Sabrina and Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda. Blitzo also joins in.
The Casagrandes also join in the festivities, though Rosa is avoiding any of the undead and demonic guests.
Sergei and Loona end up cutting the cake, with a large sword that was once used during Russian war times.
Eventually Sergei removes the wedding band from Loona's leg, and he uses his mouth and whenever he does this Loona moans in pleasure.
They had to cover the ears of the kids that are there, and that means all the members of the young morticians club.
When Sergei finally removes the wedding band, he tosses it as Loona jumps onto him and they make out.
The wedding band once again lands onto Diablo which gets burned by his fiery body.
The guys who were trying to catch it all complain.
"You son of a bitch!" yelled Leon.
"Come on man!" said Victor.
"This reminds me of the wedding I once had with the woman I called my queen, years later I was betrayed!" said Leoric.
"We don't really need to hear your story Leoric" said Azmodan.
"Please continue" Leoric looks down and sees the Young Mortician's club, all of them interested.
This makes Leoric smile, okay we can't see him smile he is a skeleton. "Very well then, gather around children and hear my tale, the tale of how the Great King Leoric was betrayed and became the Skeleton King!"
Diablo sighs. "He has issues."
"I am going to wanna hear his story" said Reaper.
"What is wrong with you?" asked Moira. Then she realizes why he wants to hear this story. "Never mind."
(An hour later)
Some of the guests have left, many of the demonic guests are still looking around the forsakened church of the nun.
Alastor had just finished his tenth glass of whiskey, and he's still standing proud and tall and enjoying all of the entertainment in the wedding.
Sergei and Loona are now slow dancing to the jazzy music from Alastor's shadow demons.
Blitzo takes some pictures of this scene with his sixth camera, the rest have been used up. He knows that things won't be the same at I.M.P without Loona, but they will do their best to hold they're own.
Neil and Leon are both sitting atop the church. "Well, this is going to be one great change for Sergei" said Neil.
"Yeah, but they still have to find a place to live soon" said Leon.
"And that's where Sergei's birthday takes hold" said Neil.
"Really? Well whatever it is I do hope it can be useful for both Sergei and Loona" replied Leon.
"Believe me, they will love it and so will you" said Neil.
"Sure wish you could tell me about it" said Leon.
"Sorry dude, not a chance until it's time for Sergei's birthday" said Neil. "Also, where are Sergei and Loona having their honeymoon?"
"The same place where he was raised" replied Leon.
"The cabin on the small island in the lake of Siberia? Well it does sound like an honorable thing for both of them. How long will they be gone?" asked Neil.
"Sergei told me he won't be around in Royal Woods until March 4th, that's when they'll come home" said Leon.
"It's gonna be awfully odd without Sergei being around for three days, I wish them a good honeymoon and a good timing since it's going to be spring tomorrow" said Neil.
The two brothers just sit there and look at the whole party that is going on. And both of them proud for their older adopted brother at the future he has in store.
To be continued …..
AN: There will be more chapters to come, I just hope I can come up with any ideas on what other crossovers. Also, the birthday of Neil, Leon and Sergei and also at March will be Lisa's birthday, the birth of Sergei and Loona's child. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.