Spells and Louds
Chapter 244: Game Stream 8.1
Sunset: What is up everybody it's me, your gal Sunset Shimmer and we are back on Shimmer cove! And guess what? We are going to play TABS!
(Multiple random sound effects.)
Sunset: And I will be the one creating the army, my forces vs our guest who is using screen share. Leon!
Leon: Yeah, it's me. So, what are we gonna be doing on TABS today?
Sunset: Okay, we will be sending whatever we wanna summon to the fight. Let me break down the rules. Rule 1: The winner has to keep with the army they used when they won.
Leon: I like that first rule. Gives the loser time to make a better army to counter it.
Sunset: and Rule 2: The Loser gets 250 points added to whatever they wanna add to their army.
Leon: Good point on that one, it sounds fair.
Sunset: Yeah, so let us begin.
Sunset picks the farmlands as their battlefield. This farmland map has a small river dividing them and a small bridge as their way to get to the other side.
On Sunset's side are sixteen halflings and Leon's side are four Viking berserkers.
Sunset: You ready?
Leon: Yes!
Sunset clicks start and the four berserkers leap into the air and crash from behind the Halfling army.
Sunset: Oh my god! They're flanking!
Leon: Yes! Yes! Eat them!
Both armies clash, though it seems halflings are no match for axes.
Sunset and Leon laugh at this pathetic display of carnage between Halflings and Berserkers.
Sunset: Get them Frodo! Get them!
Leon: It is time for second breakfast! (Laughs)
It all ends with one berserker killing the last two halflings.
Sunset: Oh no! You won.
Leon: Yes! Superiority is mine! (He then sees something) Oh my fucking god! Look at that!
One of the halflings head is stuck on the berserkers axe.
Sunset: Oh no! That is so sad!
Leon: You're army killed all of my guys, but this guy. This guy is my top character, he deserves a promotion!
Next, Sunset changes the layout of her forces.
Sunset: alright, you defeated my little munchkins. But you will not defeat my four clubbers and Bob Ross with a wagon and some two dudes on the wagon.
Sunset's new army are: Four caveman clubbers and what looks like Bob Ross pushing a wheelbarrow, there is a man with a pitchfork and a man throwing apples, both of them are riding the wheelbarrow.
Leon: Let us begin!
Sunset clicks start and once again the berserkers leap, but they collide with the clubbers and Bob Ross comes in with the apple man throwing apples and actually killing the Vikings, all while the clubbers have been murdered.
Leon: What the hell? Who the hell is throwing apples?! Did your guy just take down two of my guys with an apple?
Sunset: (Laughs) Yes! Yes! Go bob Ross! My apple man took two of your guys down with only one apple!
Leon: What the fuck is this shit?!
But then Bob Ross slips and the wheelbarrow crashes. But Bob Ross, the farmer and the apple man all get up and attack.
Bob Ross gets close and attacks.
Leon: This is the biggest mother fucker I have ever seen!
Sunset: Go Bob Ross! Go! Someone throw another apple!
But Bob Ross gets stabbed by axes.
Sunset: Oh he got killed! No! Bob Ross No!
Leon: This is just crazy!
The apple man throws apples.
Sunset: Throw the apple! Throw another one!
Leon: My guys are getting their asses whooped by fruit!
They then notice the apple man fell after tossing an apple.
Sunset: What the? No!
Leon: Did you apple guy die or something?
Then the farmer is killed, by the last berserker. The berserker has his axe stuck and all of a sudden, the Apple man get back up, and he has an apple ready!
Sunset: Oh yes! He was just reaching for another apple! Throw it!
Leon: No!
Sunset then hits slow motion and they see the Apple man threw an apple and is headed for the berserker.
Leon; Oh shit no! Duck! Duck you fool!
Sunset: Yes! Hit him! Hit him!
As the slow motion goes on the apple slowly continues to its target.
Sunset: This is it! This is where you lose!
Leon: Please miss! Please miss!
Sunset: Oh it is not gonna miss! It's not missing at all!
And it goes to normal speed as the berserker is killed by the apple.
Leon: No! What the hell?!
Sunset: (Laughs) Yes! The apple man won for my army!
Leon: Wow!
Sunset: That was amazing. It all came down to the last throw.
Leon: That Apple throw …. That shit is OP.
Sunset: Yeah, it is. This is just wow! He killed three of your guys.
Leon: Yes, with fruit.
They then have to change Leon's army lay out. Leon now has eight ice archers, they shoot arrows that will freeze they're targets and also do little damage.
Sunset hits start.
Sunset: Get them!
Leon: My arrows will freeze your army!
The archers freeze some of the clubbers. But they are slowly defrosting.
Sunset: You know, I don't think your guys can freeze my guys.
Leon: You think so?
The apple man throws an apple.
Sunset: Because I still have the apple man!
But the apple man missed.
Sunset: No, he missed!
Leon: He missed!
Bob Ross makes it to the other side of the bridge. All the frost archers are now focused onto Bob Ross, the farmer and the apple man.
Leon: What's up apple man?
Sunset: come on! Come on! Run them over!
But Bob Ross crashes the wagon and they walk out to engage the enemy.
Sunset: Oh come on!
Leon: Looks like someone crashed hard.
But then Bob Ross comes in with the apple man and a few clubbers, while the farmer kills the other four archers.
Leon: Freeze em! Freeze em!
Sunset: Get em Bob Ross! Get them!
Bob Ross ends up punching the life out of three ice archers and gets close to the last one.
Sunset: Yes! Take him down!
Leon: Holy shit! Bob Ross is the biggest man that's ever lived!
Which then results with Bob Ross killing the last ice archer and securing the win.
Sunset: Now that was awesome!
Leon: Okay, so I forgot that ice can't kill your guys, it just freezes them.
Sunset: Yeah, and they thaw out.
The next lay out, Leon changes his army to scatter ten ice archers.
Leon: This could work.
Sunset: This might work if you scatter them.
Sunset hits start and like before the ice archers try and shoot Bob Ross and his crew on the wheelbarrow.
Leon: Get him! Get him! Kill the driver!
The Apple man is frozen.
Sunset: Oh no!
Leon: Yes we took him down! Now get the fucking driver!
Sunset: (Laughs) the driver will not go down! Get them Bob Ross!
Bob Ross keeps running over the archers.
Leon: Oh my sweet fucking god!
Then the apple man (Still frozen) is throwing an apple.
Leon: What the?! He's still throwing apples?!
Sunset: Yes! He's still throwing apples!
Leon: Oh come on! This is messed up!
The last apple hits the last archer.
Sunset: And that's another win for me!
Leon: Okay, so that Apple. That shit is just damn OP.
Now this entire battle is gonna be long and very, very crazy. So let's hit the TABS montage.
Leon is able to beat Bob Ross, Apple man, Farmer, and the four clubbers by unleashing his army, which are composed of four normal archers and a king. Turns out, apples do not hurt kings.
Sunset changes her layout with five halflings and one scarecrow man. But it fails and for some reason the scarecrow man fell. Why?!
Sunset changes her layout to twelve Hay balers and one Halfling, and even that didn't do anything to stop King Leon-idas! (Leon just named his king.)
Sunset then changers her army, four head butters, three Viking warriors and one Viking long boat. The Viking boat is being carried by two Viking warriors, on board are three normal Viking sailors with oars as weapons. And Sunset wins, they threw the long boat which kills the king, and everyone else.
Next Leon places down twelve squires and one catapult. And it ends with Leon winning.
Sunset then one squire, four berserkers and two Valkyries, to get the catapults attention. And even with that, she still lost. The catapult is way too powerful.
Sunset then places down her new army. One squire to get the attention of the catapult and Zeus to do more damage along with two healers with him. But it fails and Zeus is killed by the catapults boulder. How?!
Next Sunset still used Zeus but adds more healers. And she lost again, this whole thing is turning out well for Leon.
Sunset then decides to just add one king and eight healers. Why is she using healers? But she loses and was so close to taking down the catapult.
Sunset then places down her king, six healers, two head butters and one Valkyrie. She's getting a bit restless with Leon's stupid catapults. But she once again loses.
Sunset: I have to defeat you!
(End montage)
Sunset: Okay, so I added a king and two yarls. Maybe I should add a chieftain.
Leon: Depends if they can survive my catapult.
Sunset then notices, that her line passes over the river and is making contact with Leon's side. Which means it's her territory as well.
Sunset: You think the chieftain can cross the water.
Leon: I doubt it.
Leon: those waters are treacherous … (Sunset places her chieftain on his side and clicks start and they clash) …. Don't you dare put your fucking people on my side! You cheating son of a bitch!
Sunset laughs hard.
Leon: sunset! You cheating son of a bitch!
Sunset: this isn't cheating! That area was on my red turf! (Laughs)
The chieftain is approaching the army from behind and at the same time the catapult throws its boulder, and they slow motion.
Sunset: Oh no! Oh no!
Leon: Yeah, that's what you get for cheating.
And the boulder makes a large impact, but one Yarl gets up and walks towards the catapult and over the dead soldiers. Also he's got Leon's squire stuck on his axe.
Sunset: Yes! Get the catapult! Bring that trophy with you!
Leon: Reload! Reload! Reload and fucking fire!
Then the catapult throws a boulder and kills the Yarl.
Leon: Yes! I won again! Unbeatable!
Sunset: (Laughs) Okay, okay. No more Ms. nice Sunset.
Sunset laughs and places down six mammoths.
Sunset: I'm done man! I am done with your stupid catapult!
She clicks start and the mammoths advance.
Leon: What?! What?! No!
Sunset: It is over!
All the mammoth cross over the bridge and they attack the quires and then close in on the catapult.
Sunset: You wanna go? You wanna go man? (Laughs)
Leon: Reload! Reload and destroy those things!
And Sunset's mammoths kill the catapult.
Sunset: Yes! Yes! Yes I won! (Laughs)
Leon: Oh my fucking god! That went wrong real fast!
Sunset: Okay, you know what. Yeah I cheated. I'm gonna change my army.
Leon: You know what. No, no. keep them up there and let me change my army.
Sunset: Oh, okay. So what do you want dude?
Leon: Give me six fucking catapults.
Sunset: What? That doesn't sound fair.
Leon: Wha ….. Mother fucker! Look at your fucking side!
Sunset laughs.
Leon: You tell me if that's not fair. (Laughs)
Susnet then places down his army.
Sunset: Is that good?
Leon: Yeah, let's do this. We're gonna lose anyway. But let's murder these mother fuckers on the way out!
Sunset: You think you're gonna lose?!
Sunset clicks start and none of the catapults are even doing damage onto her mammoths who are too busy clobbering the Squires.
Leon: Fire!
Sunset: Oh my god! My mammoth took six boulders to the face! Wow!
The catapults are still attacking the squires.
Leon: We're reloading and those big ass fuckers can't cross that bridge.
And the Mammoths crossed the bridge.
Leon: Oh shit!
Sunset laughs, and Leon screams.
Leon: Fire! Please fire! Kill the mammoths.
And all six catapults are killed by a pile of big mammoths.
Sunset: And I won!
Leon: Yes you did.
Sunset: You know what. I'm gonna give you one more try to try and defeat my mammoths.
Leon: Okay, okay. Delete all the catapults and squires.
Sunset clears out his army.
Sunset: Okay, so what do you want?
Leon: Spear throwers.
Sunset: (Laughs) really?
Leon: Yes, spread them all around my side. Till I get the same points as you.
Sunset: What?!
She places down tons of spear throwers all over Leon's side,
Leon: I'm trying to get your points bitch!
Sunset: What the hell is this?!
Leon: I'm crashing your computer! I'm gonna crash your computer! (Laughs)
They then see way too many spear throwers have been laid out.
Leon: there you go.
Sunset: Oh wow! This is so many!
Leon: Click start! Come here you big fat elephant bitches! I will kill your computer.
Sunset: This is gonna be so messed up. (Laughs)
Leon: (Laughs) let the lag commence!
Sunset hits start and they charge at each other, but the mammoths are getting overwhelmed by the many spears thrown at them.
Sunset: Oh my god!
Leon: Our spears will block out the sun!
The mammoths try to get across, but they are blocked by the dead mammoth body in front of them.
Sunset: Oh my god! The poor mammoth. (Laughs)
Leon: This is how they got extinct. They went across the Leon-idas army.
The mammoths still can't get across because of the dead mammoth blocking the way, and they're getting pelted by spears.
Sunset: What the hell is this?!
Leon: It's like they're saying. "I still can't fucking move and I'm getting destroyed."
They both laugh.
Each mammoth is now killed and covered in spears, Leon takes the win.
Sunset: Oh wow! This was like three hundred BC.
Leon: Yeah, it was. So what the fuck with your stupid mammoths now huh?
Sunset: Oh man! I forgot how funny this game was! (Laughs)
Sunset: Alright, well that went all accordingly. Thanks for watching this everyone. We might play this again next time or do something else. This is Sunset Shimmer and this is Shimmer Cove. See you guys next time.
(Epilogue)
While Sunset and Leon are busy playing TABS. They have no idea that Lincoln had just borrowed an Allied strike force and they head into the Great Gate. He then gets a message from Jordan, but it wasn't the Jordan from his world. "Please tell me you and your strike team are ready?!"
He then gets some coordinates and texts her back. "Coordinate received. Inbound now!"
Lincoln and a handful of Allied forces pass through the portal, and he activates his hero attire. "Time to save Lincoln Loud!"
To be continued …..
A/N: This Game stream was based on H2O Delirious vs Cartoonz, TABS. Check out their YouTube channels. Leave a Review and tell me what you all think.
And if you're wondering, a Yarl is a large caveman warrior that wears a bear as his clothing, and he wields a large axe.