Spells and Louds
Chapter 273: The Birthday Russian Airship guy
(April 13th, Royal Woods, high above the skies.)
The mighty Super Kirov airship, the one thing that always patrols the skies to maintain overwatch on the whole town, and at most occasion's teleports to the Royal Fortress.
Within its chambers is the one person who runs it, and he's the only person within it.
And now he's wide awake and in the kitchen drinking coffee and eating eggs benedict, the high-explosives air force commander of the Soviet Union: Boris Dimitri Ivanokovitch Eiderizinki. Boomer for short. A psychotic 22 year old explosives expert and fought in the War of the three powers alongside Martin and Victor.
Why is he the only one within this massive airship? No idea, perhaps because he's the only one who knows how to maintain its engines and pilot the damn thing. Or he's spent his whole life isolated on Mt. Everest that he's used to his own company.
Boomer then leaves the kitchen and heads for the showers. When he finishes he passes by a calendar and sees the date. "Huh, it's April 13th, okay then. I guess it's my birthday, and now I am 23."
He sees his Voltorb looking happy to him, he smiles and pats his head. "Time for me to look decent."
He then enters his large bedroom and gets himself ready for the day.
But he has no clue that some people are looking up to the massive airship.
(Ground level, Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln and the rest of the Royal Defenders are looking at the Airship using binoculars.
"Looks like he's changing his clothes, which means it's time for us to act. Now!" said Lincoln.
"Guardian, you know what to do" said Linka.
Gyro's eyes glow blue. "Hell yeah I know what to do!" He conjures up some magic and a large portal is opened right in front of the Airship.
He then uses his magic to slowly move the massive airship through the portal, and it's gone.
"Good, now we can get the party for his birthday started. Let's move out people!" said Leon.
They all mobilize themselves into their vehicles and meet up at the one place where they will celebrate it, but first they have to get the materials needed for the whole party.
Why didn't they do this yesterday and do it now? First off Boomer is in an airship in the sky, he would see them for miles on what they're up to and get suspicious. So, best do it while he's not around.
Lincoln uses his communicator to talk to Gyro. "Hey Gyro, where did you send Boomer to anyway?"
"Some other dimension we know, and do not worry he's safe and will come back unharmed. That or he's pretty much a threat and can survive on his own, you know how he is" replied Gyro.
(Super Kirov Airship.)
Boomer comes out of his room and hangs his towel onto a rack by the railings, but then he looks down onto the town of Royal Woods.
"What the fuck?" he looks down and notices something was wrong, it was Royal Woods, but he sees no Faunus. Nor does he see any FutureTech vehicles or Pokemon wandering around.
"Where the hell am i?" But he does see a white-haired boy in an orange polo and blue jeans and a brown-haired braided ponytail girl with a yellow shirt and blue skirt. The two children along with their friends are looking up to his Super Kirov Airship.
"Oh, so I'm in another world that has a Jordancoln thing, okay then" replied Boomer. Then some Apollo fighters fly by him.
"Well, looks like it's time for me to make an introduction and find a way to keep myself occupied" Boomer drops the anchors and the steel roped ladder down.
"You in Voltorb?" Boomer asks his Pokemon. The Voltorb responds with some small sparks. "Okay then, let's go!"
(Back to the Royal Defenders.)
Lincoln and Linka, along with Gyro have made the plans and the teams to begin extraction of what they need for the party.
(First up, Royal Woods Mall.)
Leni and Luan are going through some decorations for the party.
"Let's see, we should get some green and red streamers. It symbolizes the nation he once fought for and the color of his hair and he'll totes love this" said Leni.
"Good eye Leni, we shouldn't get any balloons. He's grown up to know he's not a child anymore" said Luan.
"Good point, we should also get something that should make him happy" said Leni. Then she recalls something. "Wait a minute, I forgot that Uncle Sergei is doing that one."
"Really? What is he brining to the party?" asked Luan.
"No clue, but he said he's in Russia right now and we'll be back in a few hours" said Leni.
Luan and Leni then head to the cashier and they pay what they got. "It's probably a plane, you know how Boomer is with his love for flying."
Then they run into Dana and Becky who also got some colored table cloths, in green and red. "Or it might be something explosive, Boomer does love blowing stuff up" said Dana.
"So maybe it's a bombing plane. A thing of two things he likes" said Becky.
"You ever think Boomer might find someone to call his soul mate?" asked Leni.
"That's gonna be tough, Boomer is demented and has an unstable mind of a bomb" said Becky.
"Then the girl he has to look for has to be okay with who he is and what he can do" said Luan.
"Still, he can't just live in the Airship alone and doing random bungee jumps for the rest of his life. What if he gets lonely and depressed?" said Dana.
"He's never shown any signs of depression, he's always screwed loose in the head" replied Leni. They pay for their purchases and head out of the party store and out of the mall.
"He may be alone, but he knows how to keep himself occupied and sorta stable" said Luan. They place all the things into Leni's car and get in, they then make their way to the party zone.
(Next: Lynn's Table.)
Neil, Courage, Jesse Rosato and Leon are using the kitchen of Lynn Sr for the cooking. They don't have space for the food their making.
Lynn Sr has a flu and is staying home, so the restaurant is closed for the day, but he lets them rent it for their cooking.
"This has got to the the first time I'm making some kind of food that seems mostly meat" said Jesse.
"This is Boomer we're talking about people, he's known for eating meat and his love for tender and soft meaty soups" said Leon.
"How the hell do you know this stuff?!" asked Neil as he pours all the sliced onions into the pot.
Leon tosses the knife onto a chopping board, grabs another one and dices the carrots. "I asked Sergei and he seems to know Boomer and his meat eating styles, they're both Russians after all."
Jesse then stirs the pot and then leaves it to simmer, then she starts slicing the tender loin. "Where is Sergei anyway? Shouldn't he be helping us?"
"He's in Russia, getting something for Boomer to use for entertainment and might also be his gift to the maniac" replied Leon. He then grabs some more carrots and starts slicing.
Then they see Courage come in with a wheel barrow with cabbages. "And of course, Boomer loves cabbages as well" said Leon.
They gather the cabbages. "So, what are we making with this stuff?" asked Neil.
"Anything of Russian meat related or any meat related dish that might have some cabbages in it!" replied Leon as he peels off some of the cabbage leaves.
"This is gonna be a lot of soup" said Jesse as she starts another pot of water.
"We got all the time we need to make this happen guys, let's just make what we can and then get this stuff to the party" said Neil, he grabs a large cows leg and starts peeling it.
"What about Cake? Is there going to be a cake for his birthday?" asked Jesse.
"Your husband Rick is doing that one. He'll be there at the party soon" replied Neil.
"From where did the cake come from?" asked Leon.
"Where else? The one person we know who makes the best cakes we know and the most stylish" replied Neil.
"Buddy Valastro of course, has he even considered opening a bakery here in Royal Woods?" asked Jesse as she pours in the tomato sauce.
"He might, this is the fifth time or sixth time he's made a cake under our request" replied Neil. He then chops the beef into squares and then he marinates them.
"I wonder what gifts some of the others had for him. Sure as hell I didn't get him anything. I hardly know the maniac" replied Leon.
(Third: Spellman Estate.)
Lincoln and Linka do some last minute checkups all over the house to make sure everything was okay. "Good we have all open areas sealed and locked down, so no one can come in or spy on the place" said Lincoln.
"The backyard has its defenses running and operational" said Absol as he comes in from the kitchen, alongside Arcanine.
Linka comes down the stairs and with her is a pet basket. "Washington! Victoria! Time to go!"
The two pets are at the living room waiting for them with their kittens, kits and kit-tten.
Linka goes to them and they gently place the little ones into the soft basket. They then head out of the house with Arcanine and Absol.
They secure the basket onto the sidecar where Linka will also be seating, and Washington and Victoria.
But then Absol and Arcanine stop and look up, they see nothing. Then they spot something a few yards coming to the Estate.
"Lincoln, look!" Lincoln looks to where Absol is pointing at and he sees the drone.
"Here we go again!" he shoots it down with his shredder blaster and the drone flies out of control and crashes onto the great gate.
Arcanine goes to the drone and picks it up and brings it to them.
Linka and Lincoln look at the camera. "Look, we don't know who or what the hell you want! But one more time and we will go on high alert, we will hunt you down and chances we will execute you!" Linka then points her crossbow and destroys the drone.
Lincoln then tosses the drone into the air and destroys it with a Kyber blast. "Okay, let's go."
They hop onto the Vulture Bike and the drive off. "So, should we tell mom and dad about the drone again?" asked Linka.
"We should, but maybe after the party" replied Lincoln.
"I still don't know what that drone is all about" said Linka.
"We'll find out soon sis. Most importantly, does anyone have any gifts for Boomer?" asked Lincoln.
"Not really, we hardly know the guy and we rarely hang out with him. But I think Uncle Sergei ha that one covered, and possibly Martin and Victor. They did fought in the War of the three powers with him" replied Linka.
"And likewise the others might not have any gifts for him. You think he'll be okay with this?" asked Lincoln.
"I'm sure he will. He's a grown man with explosive issues, but I know he might be happy to hear of our choice in our newest member to the Royal Defenders" smiled Linka.
"Oh he will like that one" replied Lincoln. They then spot a grey and red Mitsubishi driving next to them and the one driving is Loona with her two pups in the back in their baby seats.
"And we have more company for the party" said Lincoln. They drive ahead to the party zone.
(Finally: Open fields in the middle of the woods. The party zone!)
All the tables and chairs have been setup and a stage for some comedy stuff, Luan wanted to do that one.
They even setup some lights for the runway for when Sergei gets back with the plane. Which they are still waiting on.
"Okay, so we have all the tables and chairs ready, the lights for the runway are set, stage is all setup and the cake is here" said Carol holding a check board list. She then sees two of Buddy's employees placing the Airship shaped cake onto the large table, with the help of Rick Rosato.
"That is literally one big and scary cake" said Lori.
"It does look exactly like the Super Kirov Airship" said Carol.
Gyro then comes down as a raven and morphs back. "Is everything set and ready?"
"Seems like it, we just have to wait on the food, the others, some of the decorations, Sergei and then we'll be good to go" replied Carol.
"Has Martin and Victor arrived yet? I haven't seen them since this morning" asked Gyro.
"No sorry, I've been trying to contact Victor but nothing. He sent me to voice mail" replied Carol.
Gyro was getting confused by this. "Where the hell are those two nerds at? And what are they planning?"
Then Penny and Tadashi arrive via Medivac Dropship, the dropship also opens to reveal Neil, Jesse, Leon and Courage with all the food for the party.
"We're here and we got the food!" said Leon.
"Place them by the table over there!" said Carol. Then another car arrives, and it was Leni, Luan, Dana and Becky.
"We got the streamers and table cloths!" said Becky.
"Right on time" said Lori. "Let's place them on before we set up the food."
Luan sees the cake. "Now that is one blimpy cake!"
"Save your puns and jokes for when the birthday man comes Luan" said Neil. They all set up the rest of the decorations and the food.
"That is literally a lot of meat and soup" said Lori.
"We did make some sweets just for some of us to gain some sweet teeth after we have had too much meat" said Leon.
"Hahahaha! Good one, mind if I use that for the stage jokes later?" asked Luan.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Has anyone seen Sergei yet?" asked Leon.
Then they see some more guests arriving, Lincoln, Linka and their Pokémon and pets on the Vulture Bike, Loona in her car with her pups and Sienna Khan with some Faunus guards in a truck.
"Have you got anything from Sergei?" asked Leni.
Loona opens the back doors and picks up her two pups. "He said he'll be here soon, he has the plane."
"This seems more or less of a party" said Sienna Khan.
"Glad you could make it" said Lincoln.
"Why wouldn't I be? To the man who let me stay within his home before I reclaimed the White Fang, I owe him for the kindness he showed me" replied Sienna Khan.
Soon Peter, Ember, Kick, Sam and the Dazzles also make it and then Luna and Sunset, and for some reason Gunther and his parents are there as well.
"Okay, looks like we got some friendly faces here" said Neil.
"We brought this man something he could like" said Gunther.
His parents show them a small model of a Viking Long boar. "This would look good over his fireplace ya?" said Magnus.
"Sure, if he had one" said Leon.
"Actually he does, but its smoke and steam exits through the Airships engine compartment adding up to the helium-mix" replied Sienna Khan.
"That sounds great and all, but where are Sergei, Martin and Victor?" asked Gyro. Then Jack Cyber arrives as a Medivac Dropship.
He then transforms. "They're on their way guys!"
Gyro then looks up. "They better, because the portal is coming up in three … Two … One ….. Now!"
A portal opens and the Super Kirov Airship arrives through. "And here come the maniac" said Loona.
"So, I guess we can get this party started now" said Kick. Then they see some glowing energy coming from the grass, and it shows to be Sergei, Martin and Victor.
Sergei has an Ilyshin fighter bomber with him.
Martin has an actual ISU-152 Heavy Assault gun.
Victor brought with him an M5 Halftrack with a .45mm Kraut mower AA Gun mounted on the back.
"Wow! Now those are some gifts!" said Linka.
"Looks like something from Company of Heroes 2" replied Sunset.
"We know Boomer well, so it was best for the guys who know him to get him this" replied Sergei.
"And it was not easy getting some of this" said Martin. "Okay, Sergei has it easy with the plane, Victor and me had it rough."
"You try finding a working Halftrack with AA guns on its back in the middle of a scrap yard in Volgograd" said Victor.
Luna then looks up. "Incoming." They all make some space and Boomer crashes onto the ground face first and makes a Boomer shaped hole on the ground, and then his Voltorb lands on him and blows up. Luckily they all back off from the blast zone.
Boomer the surfaces from the hole with Voltorb. "Wow! We stuck the landing!"
His Voltorb was also happy. Boomer then sees everyone. "It's my birthday that I know of."
They then go on with the festivities, Boomer enjoys the food and cake, though his Voltorb blows it up for some reason. This shocked everyone but makes Boomer laugh.
Luan does some standup comedy, and this time her jokes were funny for them.
Boomer then takes flight in the IL-2 and drops some bombs onto a target zone in the field.
He mans the ISU-152 and destroys a target and does the same with the M5 Halftrack with AA guns.
Boomer then hops off the Halftrack. "Now that was awesome! Thanks for this guys, and I don't mind if some of you guys don't have anything else for me. I know we rarely get to know each other, so it's cool."
Lincoln, Linka, Jordan, Timmy, Neil, Gwen, Sergei, Leon, Dana, Becky, Luna, Leni, Lori, Carol, Sam, Peter, Ember, Gyro, Martin, Victor, Penny, Tadashi and Jack Cyber all smile and agreed it was time.
Lincoln goes to Boomer, whisper something to his ear and hands him a briefcase. Boomer looks what is inside and is shocked. He then looks to Luan and smiles. "So, this is it."
He walks to Luan. "Hey there funny kid."
Luan turns around while eating her slice of cake. "Oh, hey Boomer. Happy birthday, so what's up?"
Boomer then looks back to the others who all nod and smile. He then looks to Luan. "Luan Loud, during your birthday you showed that you can out your pranks into better use than just hurting and making entertainment for yourself. You humiliated and brought slight ruin to the Marine core and its Devi-Fruit Admirals."
Luan was getting confused as to why he would bring this up. "What is going on?" She then sees the excited faces from everyone else. "What is this Boomer?"
Boomer then hands her the briefcase. "Is this a prank?" asked Luan.
"No prank clown girl, just something special made for you" replied Boomer with a smile.
Luan opens the briefcase and sees it was the red and black unitard she wore and the mallet with surprise effects and her old pranks journal. "What the heck? Why are you giving me this?"
All the Royal Defenders approach her. "Welcome to the team, Luan Quinn" said Lincoln.
And Luan faints. "That went well" said Leon.
Boomer just laughs.
To be continued …..
A/N: And we have ourselves a new teammate! Finally this wait that you all have been waiting for is finally over! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, you guys are probably wondering, where did Gyro send Boomer to? Answer: My A Sparking Relationship world. Check that out to see what Boomer did in their world.
Date made: 3/26/20.