Spells and Louds
Chapter 293: The Vampire Queen.
(Spellman Estate.)
Neil, Lincoln, Sunset, Gyro, Boomer and Linka had just finished playing a video game and are now in the kitchen, eating cookies and drinking soda.
"Man, that was one wicked and intense game" said Neil.
"And all we had to do was push the cart" said Linka.
"And then it turns into a free-for-all cluster fuck" said Boomer.
"I did well as Spy, and you did well as Demoman" said Lincoln.
"Well, he's Scottish and I'm Scottish. But I'm not black or have a one eye. Was that racist?" said Gyro.
"Now usually, I would do a game stream, but it's best to test it before I play it again. And I gotta love the speed of Scout" said Sunset.
"To be fair I think me being Soldier was awesome, also we should see how Sergei is doing since he played as Heavy at his place" said Neil.
"And let's not forget Uncle Leon, he was the medic" said Linka. "And Engineer is kinda cool, doe someone who can build and pack up his sentries."
"I like Pyro, he's disturbing" replied Boomer.
"Just like you dude" replied Lincoln.
"Just by looking at Demoman, he kinda reminds me of Junkrat from Overwatch" Gyro then drinks his soda.
"Yeah" said Lincoln. Then he gets an idea, he places his soda down. "Okay, so we had a good game. I'll be on my room because Gyro just gave me an idea for a song!" Lincoln races back to his room, he does pass by Luna. "Hey sis, gotta go, have a song idea!"
Luna chuckles. "That's my musically talented bro." She then enters the kitchen and also eats some cookies. "So, what's new with the news Guardian?"
"Nothing on Amphibia and how to get back there. I've been going through the first library, I still have ten more to go within my tower. I haven't got word from Hollow in a while, in fact I can't even go to his dimension either. A strange and shadowy presence is stalking Runeterra. Lord Dominator's ship has been sighted in the realm of the DISK wars, she's keeping tabs on that wretched dimension and Also, the big coronation of Eclipsa Butterfly is coming up and we're all invited!" replied Gyro.
"Now that's what I like to hear, some really good news about the other dimensions" replied Linka.
"When' the big coronation?" asked Sunset.
"Well, for us it's at May 10" replied Gyro. "Don't know much about the timelines between here and Mewni."
"That's after the day of my sister Sabrina's birthday" said Neil.
"Looks like we got two parties to attend dudes" said Luna.
"We'll have to be on high alert, she wanted us to come because she knows we're the most ardent and loyal heroes and allies to her cause. She might have some enemies planning to kill her as well" replied Gyro.
"We'll make sure Lincoln is told about this as well" replied Boomer.
"And about Hollow, he could be busy fighting something evil or going someplace important or going on a date with Musa" replied Neil.
"Doesn't sound like him when he takes long dates and he has to tell us about his plan in entering an alternate Star Wars dimension" said Gyro.
"What's the era?" asked Linka.
"The clone wars" replied Gyro.
"Looks like he wants to see Palpatine dead early. Nice" replied Sunset.
"Yea, but he hasn't contacted me on when he wants to talk about his plan yet. Something is up and I don't like it at all" replied Gyro.
"Of course you'd get all worried" said someone above them.
"True he can be-" They all stop talking and look up, there they see someone hovering above them with a crimson red axe/guitar.
Wearing a red sleeveless shirt, blue waist line skin tight jeans, brown cowboy style boots, yellow elbow length gloves and a large sunhat. Pale skin with two red holes on her neck and long black hair and fangs on her mouth. "Sup."
They all are jaw dropped at her. "Dang, someone looks hot" said Luna.
"Thanks" the floating woman then hovers down and stands on her feet. "Hey Gyro, long time no see."
"Marceline Abadeer, or should I call you Marceline the Vampire Queen" said Gyro.
They all remain silent and look at Gyro. "Did you say vampire queen?" asked Boomer.
"I did" replied Gyro.
"Well, I wouldn't call myself a vampire, I'm actually half. My mom is a human and my dad is the lord of the Night-o-sphere, or in this case he's a demon. I became a vampire when I consumed the powers of the recent Vampire king, nice and reasonable dude too" replied Marceline.
"Should we be terrified?" asked Neil. "Because I don't feel intimidated by her."
She then turns into a large wolf like creature. "How about now?"
They all remain silent and look to her large shape shifting form. "Nope, not intimidating." said Neil.
She then turns back. "Worth a try."
"Now that was sick dude" said Luna.
"Thanks, I got that from one of the vampires I drained" replied Marceline. "I can also turn invisible, self-heal and have immense vampire strength, though I hate the sunlight and garlic."
"That explains the outfit" replied Linka.
"Typical vampire strengths and weaknesses" said Boomer. "Can you turn into a bat?"
"You saw me turn into a giant werewolf. So obviously I can turn into a bat and more" replied Marceline.
"Now I'm afraid to ask" said Boomer.
Gyro then intervenes. "Why the hell are you here Marceline? Shouldn't you be hanging out with your girlfriend in the Land of Ooo?"
"Wait a minute! She's from the Land of Ooo? The place where those mutant monster came from and attacked our world?" asked Luna.
"I sure am, also Bonnie is busy with her little brother Neddy, so I decided to go ahead and go to the one place that could save me from the suffering of boredom. This world, and it has been a long time since I've seen human standards" replied Marceline.
"Marcy, humans are returning to build civilization. Remember Finn's mom?" said Gyro.
"Yeah, but they're taking kinda slow and long to rebuild. So I decided to visit the place where humans still have cities, homes and good plumbing" replied Marceline.
Boomer laughs at the last part she said. "So true!"
"What about your friends? Clearly you could just hang out with either Finn or Jake, or LSP" said Gyro.
"All of them are busy dude, Simon is visiting Prismo right now" said Marceline.
Gyro knows that Simon (formerly Ice King) is still searching for a way to get Betty back.
Marceline then flies around and hovers near the ceiling fan. "So anyways, mind if I check out this world? I won't hurt and/or kill anyone, and I won't do any pranks either."
They all look to each other. "Fine, but you're not going alone. Some of us will be escorting you through the town" said Neil.
"Sounds cool with me" said Marceline. "And you look like a chick who knows good music, I can hang out with you."
Luna chuckles. "Thanks, and it's nice to hang out with someone who has a girlfriend as well."
"You got one kid?" asked Marceline.
"Sam Sharp is here name and I am Bisexual" replied Luna.
Marceline lands next to her and they fist bump. "Cool beans dude. Now let's get this thing started!"
They all leave the Spellman home, but then they see Gyro headed to the great gate. "Where are you going Guardian?" asked Linka.
"You guys keep an eye on her, I have to get back to Karazhan and continue my search on finding out more about Amphibia" replied Gyro.
Marceline does recall Gyro saying he's trying to search for two things. A dangerous and powerful witch and a way to some dangerous new world. "Yo! You can visit the land of Ooo's library, they have tons of weird and mysterious books you can check out."
Gyro smiles. "I'll keep that in mind. You have fun now and don't do anything stupid." He then passes through the great gate.
Marceline chuckles. "He still doesn't trust me."
"Okay then, let's get going. Luna contact the others and tell them we have some company, and when I meant others I meant those who understand the standards to the same look of Marceline" said Neil.
"You got it pops" Luna pulls out her phone and starts texting the others.
They all hop into their different cars and take off towards the town of Royal Woods.
"You know, it feels nice to be in an actual car again. I think I was in one before? It's been more than a thousand years" said Marceline.
"A thousand years?! Wow! Now that's a long time of boredom" replied Sunset.
"The Guardian has the same aging issues too, so like me we like to keep ourselves occupied as best we can, but now that Bonnibel is with me, I don't have to worry" replied Marceline.
"I know that name is probably your girlfriend, but let's save the talk for later" said Linka.
"You got it kid" replied Marceline.
(Later, Royal Woods mall.)
They park their rides near the mall and they see Sam, Dana, Becky, Lori, Carol and Lucy? Waiting by the main entrance.
"Hey girls, what the heck is Lucy doing here?" asked Neil.
"She needed someone to escort her to the mall" replied Lori.
"There's a new book on vampires of melancholia" said Lucy. "And I wanna be the first one to snag one."
"Vampires huh, well look no further" said Marceline as she hovers above them.
They gasped at this girl, not because her hovering over them, but because of how she looks.
"A-Are you a-a-a Vampire?!" asked Lucy.
Marceline chuckles. "Let's see, I hate garlic and the sunlight, I drink blood when I feel like it, and I can change into a bat and do all sorts of invisible mischief."
Lucy smiles. "Wicked!"
"She's half a vampire, the other half is all demon" replied Linka.
Lucy grins hearing that. "Bonus!"
"Wow, nice look. So, should we go in or something?" asked Becky.
"We should, the sun here is bright and a little annoying. Even though I'm protected I don't wanna stick out here for long" replied Marceline.
They all venture inside. They do see some familiar faces in the mall. Manny and Frida visiting the local mall arcade, Kick and Gunther coming out of the skateboard store, Johnny and his sister Mary coming out of the book store, The Dazzles coming out of the music store, Tyler and Jennifer headed into a science store and Gwen and Lily and Loona and her pups walking towards a store for baby stuff.
"Looks like mom is here" said Sunset. "With Aunt Luna and her pups."
"My trio sisters are here to get some inspiration before their next tour" said Sam.
"Good for them babe, Lincoln's back home making a new song" said Luna.
"There are a lot of familiar faces here" said Linka.
"Been a long while since I've been in a place with this many humans" chuckled Marceline. She does notice something "Though, some of these guys don't look human." She means the Faunus.
"Okay, so you guys do what you do while Boomer and I are gonna run some errands" said Neil.
"I gotta check what's new in the book store" said Boomer.
"Meet you at the food court pops" said Luna.
They all head their separate ways, though Boomer goes to another direction and realizes he wasn't with Neil. "Oh no, I'm lost! Oh wait, there he is!" Boomer runs after him.
At Reiningers, the girls meet up with Leni, Fiona, Miguel and Jackie and Mandee. "Hey guys, look who else is here?" said Sunset.
"Oh my gosh girl! Nice look" said Miguel.
"Thanks, I wear this so I won't get burned by the sun" replied Marceline.
"Well it suits you, you got other outfits that keep you safe from total sun burn?" asked Fiona.
Marceline chuckles. "A lot, but I don't get sun burn, I will literally die under the rays of the sun. It will kill me slowly and painfully."
They remain silent. "This just got awkward" said Jackie.
"And now I feel like getting more sunblock for when summer hits" said Mandee.
"I'm regretting planning on getting a tan for summer" said Fiona.
Marceline chuckles at their freaked out expressions. "Come on gals! Let's get to shopping!"
"Luckily, it's a sale today!" said Leni. They all head throughout the store and shop for items.
Lori then notices Lucy was still with them. "I thought you were going to check on the new book of VOM?"
"That can wait, I wanna hang out with you guys" replied Lucy with a smile.
Lori smirks. "You just wanna hang out with a literal vampire don't you?"
"Yes" replied Lucy.
(After one shopping spree.)
They all meet back at the food court with what they purchased. They see that Neil and Boomer are already there, and Gwen, Lily, Loona, Fenrir and Felicia.
"Hey girls, you all look like you had a fun time" said Neil.
"We did and Marceline looked so good in all the clothes!" said Dana.
"What? Did you guys also make a stop to buy Lingerie?" chuckled Loona.
They could see the blushing and nervous faces and the sly look Marceline was giving off.
They were shocked that they actually did. "Oh good lord, you guys actually did!" said Boomer.
"I needed some new looks whenever I'm along with Bonnibel" replied Marceline.
"I wasn't looking dad, I instead escorted Lucy to check out on her book" replied Linka.
"And I got it" replied Lucy.
Gwen sighs in relief. "And thank goodness for that, the last thing we need is having two girls way too young seeing things they aren't ready yet."
Neil looks to Luna and Sam. "You two bought some didn't you?"
Luna and Sam chuckled nervously and turned red. "Of course you two did" replied Gwen.
They all take their seats. "So, did you guys order for us?" asked Leni.
"We did, the food will be here shortly. Mostly a lot of fries" said Boomer.
"I'd prefer a lot of ketchup" said Marceline.
"Why? Don't you need blood or something?" asked Becky.
"Well yeah, but in order to keep myself from going feral I can also drink the color red instead" replied Marceline with her eyes glowing evilly.
Boomer is scared, his airship has some red paint on it. 'Oh hell no!'
"A vampire who can drink the color red as well as blood, that would leave the colors grey. Nice" said Lucy.
"Sounds like a fashion zone turning into bland. Now I'm scared" said Jackie.
"Literally shocked right now. Does that mean you drink all kinds of red? Even pink?" asked Lori.
"Yeah, there was this one time where I explored with Finn and Jake into the abandoned sand kingdom to look for the spoon of prosperity and then we were caved in by sand, Jake was a complete dork and ate all my red erasers and I almost went feral and wanted to eat him. Finn came with a ruby but it was actually an emerald because Finn was color blind. Jake kept me controlled and tried to eat me instead, I was able to get my cool on when PB arrived and I drained some of her pink, she's alive but she was angry and she used the spoon of prosperity to regain her color back" said Marceline.
They were all amazed and horrified by that story.
"Well, that was very informative" replied Linka.
"I feel scared all over again" said Boomer.
"Jake must've been one dumb idiot" said Loona.
"So, is there anything else we should know about you? Do you have any friends?" asked Mandee.
"Well, next to my GF, PB. I do have other gal pals I sometimes hang out with, they're mostly royalty within the Land of Ooo. Slime Princess, Hotdog Princess, Breakfast Princess, Muscle Princess, Princess-Princess-Princess, Berry Princess, Skeleton Princess, Ice cream Princess, Crab Princess, Doctor Princess, though in hindsight she's not really a princess and then there's LSP" said Marceline.
"LSP?" they asked.
"Lumpy Space Princess, and be lucky I did not bring her here otherwise you guys might get annoyed and end up trying to kill her" said Marceline.
"Yeah, I can imagine that already" said Loona as she feeds her pups with their bottles of milk.
"She must be really annoying, why are you friends with her dude?" asked Luna.
"Let's just say she needs friends and when we first hung out it was pretty fun, and crazy" replied Marceline.
Sam chuckles. "Rebellious teen vampire. Sounds like a book title."
"Tell us more about the things you've done" said Leni.
Marceline then tells them all the adventures she had within the world she came from. From first meeting and teasing Finn and Jake. Trying to help Ice King remember who he is. Playing tricks on Finn and Jake. Trying to get her friends stuff back. Laughing at how scared Jake was at her. Dealing with her demon dad. Being tricked into taking the charge as Ruler of the Night-o-Sphere. Riding giant gold fish. Hanging out with Princess Bubblegum when her reign was overthrown. Looking for the music store with the sickest axes. Getting help from PB in getting her stuffed bear back. And then telling them about the Great Gumball war and almost seeing their homeworld get destroyed by Glob.
They remained shocked at everything she just said, and now Neil is getting second thoughts about one day exploring that world.
They continued sharing stories to each other, about all they have been through and Marceline tells them on how she met Gyro, which was during the Gumball wars. Gyro came when he detected the presence of pure chaos, he tried to help Betty out of Glob, well tried. Though Gyro and Marceline questioned why the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant was late to the freaking fight?! He just came there and said. "We heard there was a war." and the fight was all over!
They were all fascinated by that story the most, and confused about this weird elephant thing she mentioned.
Marceline does show them how she drinks red. To some it was cool, to others it was like imagining a cute red dress turning bland.
(Skip, Spellman Estate.)
They all made it back home, the rest of their friends also went back to their homes.
"You know I don't mind coming back here again. Maybe I'll show myself to Lucy and her Mortician's club" said Marceline.
"I'm sure she'll appreciate that" chuckled Sunset.
"It was nice hanging out with another cool teen, even though you are a vampire" said Leni.
"And thanks for telling me about the worlds you guys came from. Maybe I can ask Gyro if I can visit those worlds too" said Marceline.
Neil chuckles. "Well, have fun reasoning with him."
Then Linka recalls something. "Hey dad, what did you guys do days ago in the Philippines?"
Neil then frowns and recalls what he, Leon and Sergei did.
(Flashback.)
Neil: Holy shit! Run!
Sergei: She's everywhere! Where did she fucking go?!
Leon: Something's here! Something's here!
They star running around with their flashlights and rosaries.
Sounds of screeching.
Neil: Run for it! This shit's not worth is anymore!
Sergei: Leon! Where the fuck are you?!
Leon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It's got me! IT'S fucking got me!
White Lady screaming!
(End flashback.)
They all see the uneasy and scarred look on Neil's face.
"Dad? You okay pops?" asked Luna.
Neil snaps back to reality and looks at them. "I'm fine. I just ….. Don't wanna talk about what we did days ago, ever!"
They all knew it must've been horrible, so they decided not to ask anymore.
"Okay, well I should be headed back home now. Maybe I can bring some of my friends with me next time I come back here. But only the ones who won't be annoying and cause trouble" said Marceline.
"Nice plan, keep that in mind" said Gwen. Lily giggles at the teddy bear shirt she got.
Marceline waves goodbye to them and then heads through the portal.
"Well, we should head back inside. I have to make dinner" said Neil.
They all head back into the house. Luna makes a beeline to her shared room with her brother.
"Hey bro, you wouldn't believe what we –" She then sees her little brother Lincoln fast asleep on his desk and with the song he made all done.
Luna smiles and sits next to him, she then sees the lyric sheet with the title. "Junkrat vs Demoman."
To be continued …..
A/N: I miss Adventure Time so much, a shame it had to end and it was one of the greatest mystery cartoons I have ever seen, just like Gravity Falls and Star vs the Forces of Evil. And coming soon on May 10 will be the coronation of Eclipsa Butterfly and it will get crazy. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 4/16/20.