Spells and Louds
Chapter 307: Game Stream
Sunset: Hey guys, time for some Gmod again. Though we're gonna be once again taking a look at some crazy stuff we did some time ago. Enjoy!
Gmod!
(Location, somewhere in Minecraft.) Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln, Leon, Victor and Boomer.
Victor: (Minecraft Steve) alright, so the first lesson today in Minecraft is wood. We're gonna need some wood.
Lincoln: (Red Power Ranger.) So, we're gonna cut the tree down?
Victor: Yes, we need some axes, so everyone grab your axes and help me cut this thing down.
Boomer: (John Snow.) does a chainsaw count?
Leon: (Draven.) I don't think so, how about we don't use that and just go simple.
They all got some axes and start going around the tree and try to cut it, but nothing is happening all their doing is denting it with holes.
Sunset: (Stephanie McMahon.) What the heck? Why are we doing this still?
Leon: What's taking so fucking long?
Eventually they just back off and watch Victor do it himself.
Victor: We go around the tree some more, we keep hitting it till it breaks.
He keeps going and going like ten times and it's boring.
Lincoln: (Pulls out a shotgun and blasts him.) Nobody got time for that!
They all laugh.
Victor: Damn it!
(Skip.)
Boomer: Why can't we cut these trees down! (Places some dynamite.)
Sunset: Maybe this will work, it has to work.
Leon: Light it!
Boomer: Alright I'm lighting it. (Lights up the TNT.) Run! Run! (Runs and takes cover.)
But the TNT doesn't blow up.
Lincoln: What the heck?
Victor: Did you even light it properly?
Boomer: I don't know. I thought I did. (He goes near it and so does Leon.)
Then it blows up, the tree is still alive, but Boomer is dead. Leon isn't dead. They all laugh.
Boomer: What the hell?! Why?!
Sunset: Look at Leon, he just survived the blast!
Leon: How did I survive that one?! (No clue some TNT is behind him and is still lit.)
Lincoln: How did that happen? Why did you survive?!
Victor: How did – (The TNT goes off and Leon is killed by the explosion.) Never mind, he did not survive that one.
They all laugh.
Sunset: Oh sweet god that is funny, I saw the TNT and didn't tell you.
Leon: Fuck!
(Camp site.) Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln, Victor and Sergei.
They're all gathered around a camp fire, and looking at each other.
Victor: (King Kong.) Does anyone hear that?
Sunset: (Easter bunny,) Hear what? What are you hearing?
Lincoln: (Thrall.) I don't hear anything my game volume is really low. All I hear is all of you guys talking.
Sergei: (Knight.) Guys, guys. I think I there's something out there.
They all look to the forest.
Lincoln: What is that?
Sergei: Guys, guys. What is that? Who is that?!
They all see the strange figure going to them.
Victor: I think it's one of those kids from the other camp.
Sunset: Why are they hear?
They all get up and the figure reveals itself as one of the aliens from the movie Predator vs Aliens and they panic and attack it with crowbars.
Lincoln: What the hell?!
Sunset: What the heck?
Sergei: There's a fucking Ethiopian camp across the lake! What the fuck is this shit?!
They all laugh.
Sunset: Was that racist saying that?
Lincoln: That depends, is that even with us? Because he's usually the one who thinks is being racist on this game.
Victor: What the fuck are we gonna do with all these zombies on this server?!
Sunset: Calm down guys, just calm down. We can make it through this! These zombies can't stop us, if most of us know how to fight them.
Sergei: that is true, also I doubt this was even a zombie.
Lincoln: Is …. Is that one of those weird aliens from Alien vs Predator?
Victor: Fuck with that shit man! Let's get to the fucking car and leave this place! God!
Sunset: There's no car. There's no car in zombie campo ground apocalypse … stuff.
They all laugh.
Lincoln: Yeah, because that's what this is. Real nice sis.
Sergei: We need guns. Where the fuck do we get some guns?
Sunset: I know where. Their back at the cabins, so let's go for it!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Victor: Yeah!
Sergei: We're bound to die, there's more zombies out there.
(Skip.)
They are now in the cabin and they see the guns.
Lincoln: Wow! Wait, why are there guns in this camp ground?
Sunset: Because this is a good camp. This camp was meant for this scenario.
Victor: This is a church camp! Why are the guns revealed and on this table next to a bible?!
Sergei: I guess god gave us guns. Let's do this then!
They all laugh and agree and prepare to move out. They grab some guns and get ready.
Victor: You guys ready for this shit?!
All: Yeah!
They all get to the door, but Victor goes out there first. The others stay in the cabin and al chuckle.
Victor: Holy shit! There's so many zombies, out here!
Lincoln: This is messed up.
Victor: Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
They all snicker.
Victor: Why am I out here? Where are you all at? Why am I the only one out here now?
They all laugh.
Victor: Fuck you all, I'm going back!
They all laugh as they all head out of the cabin and join the zombie shoot out.
Sunset: Let's get em!
Lincoln: Die zombies!
Sergei: Oh shit there's so many!
Victor: This zombies a little jumper now!
(New location, Matrix scenario.) Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln, Leon, Boomer, Victor and Gyro.
They are now in the hallways of the building from the Matrix film.
Sunset: (Punisher.) You guys ready for this?
Victor: (Minecraft Steve.) Sure as hell.
Boomer: (Woody.) Look at all of us locked and loaded and shit!
Leon: (Mario.)This is gonna get messed up when this happens.
Lincoln: (Jake the Dog.) I got an RPG. So let's do this.
Susnet: Let's be careful, I heard there's a couple of guards in there.
They all look to the door.
Lincoln: Let's rock it!
Boomer: Hell yeah! Morpheus, we're coming for you!
Sunset: Three! Two! One! Go!
They all get into the room and start shooting more than just a few guards, and their all in slow motion while doing this shootout shit.
Lincoln: Yeah! Kill em all! (Uses his shotgun.)
Boomer: Leroy! Jenkins! (Uses an AK-47.)
Sunset: There's a little more than just a few guards! Oh god! (Uses her BAR.)
Leon: I'm coming for you princess! (Uses his high explosive hand gun.)
Victor: Grenade! (Throws a grenade.)
Lincoln: Rocket out! (Uses a bazooka.)
Sunset: this is for Morpheus! (Reloads her gun and shoots.)
Leon: Take em out! (Stabs one of the guards.)
Victor: Freedom! (Blasts with a shotgun.)
Sunset: Slow motion! Die! (Uses an RPG.)
Lincoln: Here comes the thunder! (Tosses a C4.)
Leon: Kobe! (Tosses a grenade.)
And all the guards are dead.
Victor: We got them all. Good job their dudes. (He's covered in so much blood.)
They all laugh.
Lincoln: Oh god! (Laughs.)
Leon: Look at ….. Look at Victor! (Laughs.) Look at his face!
Victor: What? What is it? What's wrong?
Sunset: You're covered in blood and still smiling! (Laughs.)
Victor: I am?! Really?
Boomer: Oh god! (Shoots Victor.) You retard!
They all laugh.
(Now they're in an elevator.)
The elevator doors open and reveals Gyro as one of those weird guys in suits in the Matrix. Behind him are many clones of himself and he turns around and looks at them.
Gyro: Mr. Anderson.
Boomer: (Hits the button and all the clones are killed by an explosion.) Kapooyah!
They all laugh as Gyro turns around to see what happened and the elevator closes.
Gyro: God damn you Mr. Anderson. God damn you.
They do it again.
Gyro: Mr. Anderson.
Lincoln shoots him with the shotgun and they all laugh as the elevator doors close.
Gyro: Oh come on!
Lincoln: Gotcha freak!
Boomer: Yeah we won!
They do it again.
Gyro: Mr. Anderson.
But the doors close too quickly and they all laugh.
Gyro: For fucks sake! What am I even here for?
Lincoln: The doors just closed so fast!
Leon: That was so fucking retarded!
Sunset: Jeez! What the heck?!
They do it again, but instead they see Gyro as Hagrid from Harry Potter.
Gyro: You're a failure Anderson!
Boomer: (uses his setting to turn him into a water melon.) and you're a watermelon bitch!
They all laugh and the elevator doors close.
Gyro: What just happened?
They do it again, and they see Gyro as Terminator.
Gyro: (Terminator voice.) I think I'm in the fucking wrong movie!
They all laugh and zoom in on the face of Terminator.
Sunset: God Damn it! (Laughs.)
Boomer: Why is he in this? (Laughs.)
Lincoln: Are you kidding me?! (Laughs.0
Leon: This is so messed up!
They do it again, but Gyro is the suit guy again.
Gyro: Mr. Anderson.
Boomer: (Runs around in the background.) Woohoo! Spring break! (He then uses a bazooka and kills Gyro.)
They all laugh.
Gyro: What the hell?! Who did that? Who shot me?
The doors close and they all laugh.
Sunset: How did you not know he was right behind you?
Lincoln: What was that about?
Leon: How come the blast didn't kill us?
(Royal Woods Gym.) Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln, Linka, Boomer, Leon, Sergei and Martin.
Let's cut to the characters in this horse shit of a game.
Sunset is Principal Celestia, Lincoln is a pack of Cheetos and Linka is a card board box robot, on one side.
Boomer is a Human Footman, Leon is Shawn Michaels and Sergei is a hobo.
And of course, Martin is dressed as a Michael Jordan as a referee.
Lincoln: Okay guys, we can play dodge ball with this! Let's toss whatever we think is good!
Linka: It'll be good for us because Lincoln's on our side.
Sunset: (She summons a wrench.) If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. (She throws it on Boomer and he dies.)
They all laugh seeing that.
Boomer: What the hell man? (Laughs.)
Leon: (Has an RPG.) If you can dodge an RPG you're Jesus. (Blasts it onto Martin.)
They all laugh as this.
Martin: Hey, I'm not in this shit sport you guys are doing!
Lincoln: Nailed it!
They all get into position. Both teams on either side of the gym.
On one side is Sunset, Lincoln and Linka and the other side has Leon, Sergei and Boomer, and Martin is at the sidelines watching over them. There are balls in the line that divides them all.
Martin: You guys ready? You guys ready?
Lincoln: Let's do this coach!
Leon: Yeah, we're gonna fuck em up!
Boomer: Let's lock and load and show no mercy!
Martin: Okay. Three! Two! One! MVP and go bitches!
They all go to the middle and grab some balls and start throwing them at each other.
Leon: Oh shit, I almost crossed the line!
Sunset: Go! Go! Go! (Throws a ball.)
Linka: Take em out! Take em out! (Throws a ball.)
Lincoln: This is way more intense than real dodge ball! And we're not even gonna go to the nurses office! (Throws a ball, dodges one and throws another one.)
Boomer: Aim for the pack of Cheetos! Take him out! (Dodges a ball and throws another.)
Leon: He's their weapon! Take him down! (Dodges and tries to get one.)
Sergei: We can win this one! Get em!
Lincoln: Watch the friendly fire! (Dodges Linka's ricocheting ball.)
Boomer: Linka's health is low- (Gets hit, he's out.) No!
Lincoln: That's what I'm taking about Linka! Nailed it!
They all laugh.
Martin: Sidelines now! You're out!
Leon: What the fuck!
They continue to chuck and dodge balls at each other.
Linka: Aim for the hobo! Aim for the hobo!
Boomer: Run man run!
Lincoln: We wanna win this! Win this one!
Sunset: Aim for the team captain! Aim for him!
Leon: We gotta survive asshole! If you wanna go back to your trailer home!
Sergei: What are you talking about? I don't have a home I just have card board boxes. (Because he's a hobo.)
They all laugh, while throwing balls at each other.
Leon: He's like, he's probably gonna sleep in the gym. Like what the hell? (Laughs.)
Sunset: He's just waiting for us to leave. He's just gonna blend in! (Laughs.)
They all laugh.
Then Lincoln hits Leon.
Leon: No! Not me! I'm out!
Lincoln: I got him! I took him down!
Sergei: I'm on my own now! Oh shit!
Boomer: Run Sergei! Run hobo Sergei!
Linka: aim for that guy! Hit him where it hurts!
And Sergei was knocked out of the game by Sunset, which means she won.
Sunset: Yeah!
Lincoln: We nailed that hobo!
Linka: Like champs! Nice one guys!
Boomer: No!
Sergei: That sucked.
Leon: Shut up hobo guy.
They all laugh.
Martin: Winner, team other team!
They all laugh.
Martin: You guys didn't say your team names, so I don't know whose who on whose team man. (Laughs.)
(End.)
Sunset: Well, I hope you all liked that messed up Gmod and the dodge ball. I honestly had no clue what happened and why we did that. Anyway, thanks for watching that Gmod montage and I'll see you guys on the next Game Stream. This is Sunset Shimmer and this has been the Shimmer Cove, later guys!
To be continued …..
A/N: This has been inspired from Vanoss and friends doing Gmod as well. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 5/3/20.