Spells and Louds
Chapter 317: Game Stream
I decided to change the game streams and the way they speak now.
(Minecraft.)
All of them are at the top of Sunset's tree house and are all gathered, who are in this one? Neil, Leon, Victor, Lincoln, Sunset and Gyro. But something tells me things might get intense.
"Alright guys, thanks for coming back to the server and you all look like your all ready for some surprises" said Sunset.
"I'm just here because I lost one of my villagers" replied Neil.
Lincoln then goes into one of the rooms Sunset made and sees something. "Umm, Sunset. What the heck is this?" They all go in and they see the quartz block, and steel trap door making the shape of a toilet.
"You made a toilet in Minecraft?" asked Gyro.
Victor chuckles "Wow. That actually does look like a toilet, a shame it doesn't work."
Sunset also snickers a bit "Yeah, I did make it earlier when I took two things together and then Boom! Minecraft toilet!"
"Very impressive, very impressive" replied Lincoln.
Leon chuckles a bit. "That is one big ass toilet, really big! Like Hulk ass big!" they all laugh at this.
"That is some nerdy shit we got here and I am proud to see it, we should make some for the rest of our houses" replied Neil in which everyone laughs as well.
Leon then gets an idea and looks to Sunset. "Hey Sunset, come look at this"
They all look to Leon who is standing next to the toilet. "Hey Sunset I got an addition to your toilet here! If you're gonna take a big ass shit in a big ass toilet, then you're gonna need some big ass toilet paper!" Places down a Grind stone onto the wall next to the Toilet and it does look like a toilet paper on a rack and they all laugh.
Neil laugh at this. "Holy shit"
So does Victor. "I am not wiping my ass with that stone!"
Sunset is confused and laughs. "What the heck man?! Are you kidding me?!"
"That's like Fred Flintstone Toilet paper right there!" replied Gyro.
Lincoln has no idea what that block is. "What? What the hell is that?! What am I looking at?"
Leon chuckles. "It's a grind stone dude, I have no clue what it does but this make sense."
"Oh wow! That is disturbing!" replied Lincoln. "It looks like a literal toilet paper from the restrooms!"
Gyro then laughs. "Nicki Minaj wouldn't even wipe her ass with that thing!"
"I wonder what it would look like if it was toilet paper" said Sunset.
"Here I got this, this is what one individual piece of it may look like." Lincoln places down a single white carpet square onto the ground and they all laugh." That's what it looks like, this is just one square or piece of it!"
Sunset chuckles. "Oh my god! That is one big toilet paper!"
Gyro laughs. "That is a thick, a waste and a lot!"
"Dude that's as thick as hell, that's like five ply!" laughs Leon and the others also laugh. "So I take a big ass shit, and I goin' need some big ass toilet paper!"
"Oh my sweet fucking god guys!" replied Neil as he chuckles.
(Skip.)
Neil notices something. "Hey Sunset, how the fuck do you have a cape?"
Sunset is confused by what he just said. "What?"
They all look behind Sunset, even though Susnet doesn't have anything on her. "You have a cape on!" said Neil.
Gyro also sees this. "She does, I see it and it looks like her cutie mark in real life."
Lincoln sees this as well "Yeah, I see it too. What the heck?"
Sunset looks to Leon. "Leon, do I have a cape on me?
Leon sees it. "Yes, you do have a cape on. You don't see it?"
"You guys see it, but I don't have a cape on. When I check out your videos then I'll see the cape" replied Sunset.
Neil is confused by this. "How did you have a cape on? How do you even have it on this server?"
"How do you even have a cape on you? You have to get this from Minecon fucking nerd!" replied Victor. They all laugh.
Sunset still can't see it. "I don't see the cape guys seriously!" They all laugh.
Gyro chuckles at his idea of words. "It's like she must've went to Minecon and she was there and we all didn't know!"
Leon also chuckles at this idea. "We see her in the next cringe video where Notch and his team talk and answer questions."
"Oh god! Why is this even happening?" asked Lincoln as he chuckles.
"I literally do not see a cape on me guys" replied Sunset. They all laugh at this.
Leon then has an idea "We see a video of Minecon and then we see her in the crowd asking. "Hey, how do I make a cutie mark cape in Minecraft?" The all laugh at that. "And Notch is confused and doesn't answer at all!"
(Skip.)
They are all back at ground level and they all see Neil placing down a banner with the image of a villager. "Dad, what the heck are you doing and what's with the banners everywhere?" asked Lincoln.
Sunset also sees this. "What's with all these banners with the same villager face over and over?"
Leon looks to his house. "Some of this shit is in my house!"
Victor also sees this at his home. "Same with mine."
Neil then explains to them. "Okay shut up, this is an image of one of my villagers from the dome who went missing. His name is Andrew and I have no clue where he is anymore, I went in and he was gone. I only saw eleven villagers."
"Maybe a zombie killed him" said Leon. This makes them look towards him.
They all look to Neil. "How the fuck would a zombie kill him in my dome with iron golems? Did you kill him?"
They look to Leon. "No I did not. What makes you think I'd kill one of your fucking villagers?"
They look to Neil. "You … You already have the look of it. You're guilty of association of murder!""
They look to Leon. "Okay, okay! Jeez, I did kill him, but how was I supposed to know it was one of your guys!"
They look to Neil. "He wasn't even doing anything and you killed him!"
They look to Leon. "Well, he had a raid on him and I didn't want this place to get overrun by pillagers and witches and shit."
Gyro intervenes. "COURT HOUSE!"
Sunset also agrees. "Yeah, let's just settle this in the court house."
"To the court house people, to the court house." replied Victor.
They all make their way there and Leon and Neil continue to argue. Gyro stops and sees something near the courthouse, it was a pillager with a crossbow. "Guys! Look! There's the murderer! There he is!"
They all get their weapons ready and charge.
"Charge!" yelled Sunset with her diamond sword.
"Kill him!" Leon uses his bow and arrows.
Lincoln brings out his diamond sword. "Get them!" then he sees something is wrong. "Oh no there's another guy with him!"
Leon attacks. "Shit! He brought out his goons! It's a back alley massacre!
The pillager hits Victor with a flaming arrow. "Oh fuck!" He dies. "Bleh!" They all laugh at what happened and finish off the pillagers.
"Well, now we know who killed your guy" said Lincoln.
"This is messed up, and victor died as well" chuckled Neil and the rest of them laugh as well.
"I want a kill number on the top of everyone's screens on this sever on the many times I've been killed by you fuckers and everything else" replied Victor. The others remain silent as they watch a Creeper come up from behind victor, blows up and kills him. "What the fuck?!"
Victor Death: 2.
They all laugh.
"Say no more man" replied Gyro.
"That went well" said Sunset.
Neil then has an idea. "I want one too, but for the death of Andrew."
Andrew Death: 1.
They all laugh at that.
"This fucking sucks" said Victor as he comes back, but he gets shot by Gyro with his crossbow. "What?! Why?!"
Victor Death: 3.
They all laugh.
(Skip.)
Sunset and Gyro rally the others in front of Victor's house. "Guys, guys. Listen up! Sunset and I have a confession to make" said Gyro.
Leon then gets a hunch. "Did you two fuckers fill my house up with TNT again?" This makes them all laugh.
"What is it with you and your home with TNT?" asked Neil.
"First off, we did not do that and also that is not the confession" said Sunset.
"Okay, so what is it?" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, what is the confession?" asked Victor.
"Well, earlier Sunset and I took two of victor's cats and we brought them someplace else" replied Gyro.
They all laugh and look to Victor. "You did what?" Then Lincoln shoots him. "Hey! Have I not suffered enough?!"
Victor Death: 4.
They all laugh. "Alright, alright guys. We'll take you to where they are."
They follow Gyro and Sunset around the community and they see an island not too far from them and they go there, and there it was. One of Victor's cats sitting on the ground and looking at them. The car is inside of a house made of steel bars and next to the steel bar house is a Nether Portal.
Victor looks at this. "What the fuck?" he then sees the sign. "PETA!" They all laugh and so does Gyro and Sunset.
"What is this cat doing here anyway?" asked Lincoln.
"This cat has been very, very bad so we trapped him here" replied Gyro.
Victor goes over. "This is my cat, definitely my cat." He's then shot by Sunset. "Why?! What the heck?!"
Victor Death: 5.
They all laugh, Victor then spawns back and makes his cat stand up. "Alright time to go home kitty." But the cat ignores him and goes into the Nether portal.
This makes them panic.
"What the hell?!"
"Oh my god!"
"What the?! What the heck?!"
"Why did the cat go into the Nether?!"
"We have to go and chase it!"
"Come on! Get the cat back! Oh god!"
They all go through the Nether Portal and what they see shocks them. "Oh my … What the fuck is this shit?" asked Victor as he approaches the structure.
They are looking at a house, the walls are made of iron bars so they see what's inside and the roof is made up of quartz blocks. There is an iron door and a pressure plate to open it and two levers inside, and inside of the small house now are the two cats and they can see them.
"So that's where the other cat is" said Lincoln.
"Why the fuck are both my cats in here?" asked Victor.
"We made this as an extra solitary confinement" replied Sunset, and they all laugh at this.
"Don't worry, I'll get them" Leon steps on the pressure plate and the door opens and he goes through. Lincoln goes around the right side of the place, Victor is standing near the door and Neil is looking around for any signs of mobs. But what they fail to see is Sunset and Gyro backing away from them and snickering.
Leon realizes he cannot get out of the small cage like house, so he sees one of the levers and he flicks it.
"Oh no!" Leon breaks the iron bars and runs, and the whole thing blows up. Luckily, he survives with a sliver of health left.
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!" yelled Neil, and he's dead.
"Oh shit!" Victor Death; 6.
"Oh my god! What the hell happened?!" said Lincoln who managed to move away.
Sunset and Gyro laugh.
Pause it!
Now some of you are wondering, what the hell just happened? Well to answer that, Sunset and Gyro are going to have to take you way before this whole session started!
(Earlier.)
Sunset and Gyro are both setting up the small prison for the cats and also finish setting up the Nether portal. "Alright, so how this works. Well once we tell the others where Victor's car is, we'll bring them here and then show Victor the cat."
"This is sounding good already!" said Sunset.
"And when he sees his car, he's going to make it stand and then it will walk away and head to the Nether portal to meet up with its other cat friend" said Gyro. "Follow me into the portal please" Sunset and Gyro enter and they look at the small cage house they built.
"So, the cat goes into this cage house that we built and it'll be trapped. When Victor sees the cat through the iron bars, he's gonna go inside like this" Gyro opens the door using the pressure plate and goes in, Sunset also does the same thing.
"Okay, so what happens next?" asked Sunset.
"Now once Victor is in here, he's going to put a lead or leash onto his cats and then he'll try to find a way out of here. Then he sees this lever on the ground and he flips it but the door won't even open, but what he doesn't know is that it's going to trigger all the red stone underneath and set off all the TNT we plant under here!" said Gyro and then he laughs and so does Susnet. "This is going to be prefect of a prank!"
"What if the others get caught in the blast?" asked Sunset as she chuckles.
"Then that's a bonus for all" replied Gyro. He accidently hits the switch and plants down a TNT and it becomes active. "Oh god!"
"Oh no!" yelled Sunset. They both back away and the TNT blows up. Luckily they survive. "Oh wow!"
Sunset looks into the crater and sees Gyro. "Umm, that happened." He then looks up to her. "We'll be right back after these messages."
Sunset laughs. "Way too close dude!"
(Back to the idiots!)
"Oh no!" Leon breaks the iron bars and runs, and the whole thing blows up. Luckily, he survives with a sliver of health left.
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!" yelled Neil, and he's dead.
"Oh shit!" Victor Death: 6.
"Oh my god! What the hell happened?!" said Lincoln who managed to move away.
Sunset and Gyro laugh.
"Holy fuck!" yelled Victor as he is back after respawning.
Neil then sighs. "Reset the server."
They all laugh.
"Reset the fucking server."
"Well, that went all according to plan Sunset" laughed Gyro. "A little too well too!" Gyro then shoots Victor.
Victor Death: 7.
"What the hell man?!" said Victor. "There go my cats."
"That … That was awesome!" said Sunset.
"Did you two do this?" asked Neil.
"What was all that about?" asked Lincoln.
"We were expecting Victor to be the one to go in there, but no! Leon goes in, flicks the switch and it all fucking turns into hell!" laughed Gyro.
"Yeah, but it still worked!" said Sunset. The others also laugh at this.
"When I saw Leon flip the switch I heard red stone and I thought "Well, I'm gonna die!" so I thought I would take a hit, but I survived" said Lincoln.
Leon laughs. "I flipped it and I heard the TNT and I knew I was fucked up from the start!" They all laugh.
Sunset: Well, that was fun and not as we planned. Thanks for joining us on this Game Stream guys and I will see you al next time! This is Susnet Shimmer of Shimmer Cove, peace!
"Reset the fucking server!"
"What the fuck guys! Reset this, I want my cats back!"
To be continued …..
A/N: Inspired by the Minecraft Session of Vanoss, Terroriser, Wildcat, Moosnuckel, Basically and Daithi de Nogla. Hilarious when you watch the video called "We stole Nogla's cats". Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 5/14/20.