Spells and Louds
Chapter 324: Game Stream.
"Hey guys, Sunset Shimmer here. Now this should be my first game stream for the month of June, but things have been rough for the whole team of the Royal Defenders lately and we're all not in the mood or too busy with something to play some games, so instead I am about to show you guys some crazy stuff that happened on January while I was busy. This video is from Leon and he forgot to post it, so I am about to show you guys the video and that's it. Let's check out what they did while I was busy on January."
Video plays with the title. "Leon's Minecraft!" date: Somewhere in January, 2020.
Who are in the game? Neil, Lincoln, Leon, Gyro, Linka and Martin and they are all in Sunset's tree house.
"Hey guys, welcome to Sunset's tree house. What do you guys think?" Neil shows them what he did to Sunset's Tree house, the whole place is filled with 25 snowmen.
"What the fuck? What's with all of these snowmen man?" asked Leon as he laughs. They all see a lot of snowmen.
"Dude, why did you fill this place with so many snowmen? Sunset's gonna start questioning this shit" chuckled Gyro.
"This is so messed up guys!" said Lincoln. "I'm gonna see if there's anything else we can do here!"
Leon then looks to one of the snowmen. "These guys are smiling a lot, what the fuck man?"
Neil stacks up two snow blocks and is now carrying a pumpkin. "You guys ready for the birth?"
"Do it!" said Linka.
"Make it happen" said Martin.
"Bring it life" replied Leon.
"Boom!" Neil places the pumpkin and the snowman comes to life. He then pulls out some sheers and shaves the pumpkin off the snowman and shows its smiling face. "And shaved head, see."
"Look, he's smiling" chuckled Lincoln.
"I'm glad Sunset built a roof for this place, otherwise it'd be filled with snow, but instead these fucking smiling snowmen are making the snow all over the place!" said Gyro. They all laugh at this.
"I'm gonna knock one off the house" Leon hits it with the sword but it dies. "Oh … fucking shit!" Leon laughs and so do the others. "He died!"
"You have a diamond sword and it's enchanted, so technically, it'll kill anything with one hit!" chuckled Lincoln.
"That ended well" said Linka.
Leon does it again only this time instead of hitting the snowman with a weapon he just nudges the snowman to the open door. "See ya!" The snowman falls.
"What happens when he reaches the bottom man?" Gyro jumps out and uses the elytra wings to fly down.
Leon also joins him with his elytra wings. "Let's find out." They then make it to the bottom and they see the snowman is still alive. "What the fuck?!"
"He lived!" said Gyro.
"He lived?" asked Lincoln.
"He actually did!" replied Leon as he pulls out his sword.
"Well, snow does fall from the sky slowly and careful. So that makes sense" replied Linka.
"True" said Martin.
"Bam!" Leon strikes the snowman with his sword and he and Gyro laugh.
"The world's happiest snowman just survived the most impossible fall and Leon juts fucking bops his ass to his own death!" Gyro laughs and so do the others.
"I wish I was there to see that one!" chuckled Martin.
"Sharpness 3 mother fucker!" yelled Leon.
(Skip.)
Leon is now walking by himself to his house. "Excuse me sir!" Leon turns around and sees Neil. "You're clothes, that skin. Are they legal?"
"What are you talking about?" asked Leon, then he sees Neil attach clothing add-ons to himself which makes Neil look like a cop. "What the? What the fuck is this?! What is that?"
Niel then pulls out an enchanted stick and hits him with it. "Sir, stand down now and stop resisting!"
Leon backs up by this. "Ow! What the fuck man?!" He then sees his weapon. "Is that a baton?!"
"Stop resisting sir!" yelled Neil.
Leon pulls out his sword. "My weapon is bigger and more dangerous than yours dude."
"And you don't have one of these then." Neil pulls out an enchanted crossbow!
Leon runs for it. "Oh no!"
"Oh Jesus!" said Martin as he watches this stupid thing happening.
Neil then firs his crossbow and it hits Leon. "Ow! Okay, okay I'll stop!" But he tries to make a run for it again.
"I need back up! I need back up!" said Neil. "Officer Linc! Officer Linc!"
Leon then runs into Lincoln who is wearing the same police uniform as Neil, and is holding a cross bow as well. "Holy shit! What the fuck?! What is this nerd shit happening right here?!"
"Stand down sir!" yelled Neil as he arrives.
"Put the weapon down!" yelled Lincoln.
Leon makes a run for it to his own house, with Lincoln and Neil after him as well. "I got him!" yelled Gyro as he readies his bow and arrows, al enchanted. But he accidently kills Neil.
This makes Gyro, Linka and Martin laugh, Lincoln stops running and looks to where Neil died and looks to Gyro.
"What the fuck?! What are you doing?! Why did you kill me Gyro? With your power 5 bow, I don't even have any armor on!"
"Oh shit, I am so sorry man" chuckled Gyro. "I was aiming at Leon and you fucking jumped in the way man." they all laugh, except for Neil.
(Skip.)
Neil and Lincoln are able to get Leon and bring him along with Gyro and Martin to the police station that they made. "How does it look guys? Linc and I made this whole police station on stream for two hours and it looks awesome!"
Leon sees the pig at their desk. "What's with the stupid pig?"
"Do not make fun of officer pork loin dude" said Lincoln.
They then lead Leon to the empty chests. "Sir, place all of your stuff in here now" said Neil. The others laugh at this.
"Alright fine!" Leon puts all of his things into the chest. They then lead Leon to another chest with some modded items.
"Now put on the clothes please sir" said Neil.
"Jeez, alright man" Leon goes into the chest and puts on the orange shirt, pants and shoes. "Fucking now what man?" The others laugh at the way he looks.
"You look like Lincoln if he was all orange!" chuckled Gyro.
"Now all you gotta do is get into your cell sir" replied Lincoln.
Leon then looks to his inventory again and sees the name of the clothes he's wearing. "It has curse of binding you idiots!" They all laugh at that.
"That's what you get you dick!" chuckled Neil.
Leon tries to get the orange armor off of him. "I can't get it off!" And they all laugh. Lincoln then pushes Leon into his cell.
They look through the bars and Leon removes the add-on helmet from his head, and they laugh. "Okay, so fucking now what you assholes?!"
"Now we all have fun playing Minecraft while you stay here" said Neil and they all laugh.
"Prison really changes a man!" chuckled Martin.
"Has anyone seen Linka?" asked Lincoln.
"I'm outside killing mobs, I'll be with you guys in a sec" said Linka as she kills a skeleton and takes the items it dropped. But what they don't know, is that Leon is mining his way through the iron bars.
"Is he fapping in front of a police officer?" asked Gyro.
"Are you guys gonna give him his phone call? Jeez!" said Martin.
"We don't do phone calls here citizen" replied Neil.
"Police brutality" replied Leon, he then breaks the iron bars and runs for it. "Prison break! Prison break!"
"Oh prison break my ass!" Neil and Lincoln go after him with Martin and Gyro following. "Officer Linc, take him down!"
"Oh shit!" Leon passes by Linka who then hits him with her sword. "Ow! Help me a little girl is beating my ass, too much sugar in her!" But then Leon is killed by Neil's crossbow.
"Got him!" But then Neil laughs and so do the others when they see the notification of how Leon died.
Leon has been killed by Police issued.
"What the fuck?! Police issued?!" laughed Leon.
"What is this about?!" laughed Linka.
"Holy shit guys!" laughed Martin.
(Skip.)
They release Leon from jail. "Okay sir, you may take your things and leave now" replied Neil.
Leon gets his stuff and he also gets a fishing rod and carrot and he hops onto Officer Pork Loin. "Let's go!" The pig starts moving. The others start laughing at this.
"Don't you dare steal officer Pork Loin!" yelled Neil.
"Block the door!" yelled Lincoln.
Neil and Lincoln block the door but for some reason the pig couldn't go around them. "Move you fat pig! Move!" Leon then makes the pig turn around. "Other way! Other way!" But the other door is blocked by Lincoln and Neil who run there. Then Leon notices something. "He's on a leash!" They all laugh, the pig officer is on a leash and is attached to the desk.
Leon jumps off the pig. "Fuck it! That sucked!"
(Skip.)
Gyro is now outside of the police station and is riding officer pork loin. "Stop! Give him back!" yelled Neil as he chases Gyro along with Leon and Lincoln.
"Get off the pork loin!" yelled Leon.
Lincoln runs after and knocks Gyro off the pig. "Stop resisting! Stop resisting!"
Gyro runs for it. "I'm not resisting! Ow! Leave me alone!"
Leon then aims his bow and arrow and shoots Gyro, but Neil gets in the way and dies. "Oh shit! I am sorry!" They all laugh.
"The second time I've been shot by an arrow" said Neil. But he barely laughs.
(Skip.)
Leon is at his house and he checks on his things while the others are playing around at the police station. Lincoln is riding officer pork Loin, Linka and Martin are watching him, Neil is placing down yellow and black glass blocks like crime scene tape and Gyro is just shooting arrows in the air willy nilly hoping they'd hit the guys at the police station.
"I am a sworn cop!" Lincoln then fails to notice an incoming arrow from above and it kills the pig he's riding. "No! You monster where are you?!" Gyro laughs as he stays hidden and the others laugh.
"Where did that arrow come from the heavens?" Linka looks up.
"Oh my god!" Martin also looks up.
Leon goes out of his house and goes to them. "What the fuck happened? What did I miss?"
"It rained fiery arrows from the sky and officer Pork Loin became officer entrée" replied Linka and they all laugh.
Neil then searches for Gyro. "Where the fuck are you?!" Gyro makes a run for it.
"I have … Well this is what's left of officer pork loin guys" Lincoln shows them the cooked pork in his hand and they all laugh.
Leon then holds it. "Now I have officer pork loin, but I have some bad news. I am getting kinda hungry." They all laugh. They then see the notification that Neil was shot by Gyro and they all laugh.
"Third time? Really?!" said Neil.
Gyro just laughs. "Yeah!"
(Skip.)
They're all at the police station and they placed the cooked pork chop onto a picture frame and all look at it. "I made this police station with Lincoln, and in one day you asshole skilled the first cop here" said Neil.
"Leon, do the words man" said Martin.
"Alright, I'll do the eulogy" Leon stands next to the framed cooked pork chop. "Gather around friends and family." They all remove their diamond helmets. "What can we say about officer pork loin? He was fat, stupid, real shit at his job and had to be chained to his desk. But he cared!" The others laugh and pretend to cry. "He cared for all of us criminals, bringing justice to all! And then, he was killed in the line of duty!"
"Served with a side of coleslaw" replied Linka and they all laugh.
"And with some gravy" chuckled Martin.
"Now my friends, let us all bow our heads and pray for peace for officer pork loin and may he rest in peace in a muddy pit in heaven." Leon and the others bow their heads, but Leon fails to see Gyro pointing his bow and arrow at him.
When they raise their heads back up, he shoots Leon and he dies and they all laugh. "Got him!"
"You fucking bitch!" yelled Leon.
End video.
"Well, that was ….. Okay, so I am not gonna get involved whenever they do Minecraft on their own. Now I know why there is an officer Pork loin number two during me and Luan's prank doomsday. Well that was funny and also dumb, see you guys next time and maybe we'll be gathering to do some more Minecraft. This is Sunset Shimmer from Shimmer Cove and I'll see you guys next time, peace."
To be continued …..
A/N: straight out of the video of Minecraft with I_Am_WildCat, BasicallyIdoWork, FourZer0, MooSnuckel, Terroriser and JigglyPanda and it involved them being cops, and it was stupid and funny. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 5/22/20.