Spells and Louds
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Chapter 333: a Villains life, change and an Organization.
(Gimmelshtump Drusselstein, Eastern Europe.)
The citizens in this old country are busy with their normal lives there, but then large aircraft come down and secure the town. All of the people don't know what's going on.
Then a Dropship lands down with 50 Storm Troopers and Peacekeepers and Leon Davion Spellman wearing a German Tiger Tank Commanders uniform and shades and with him is Dana. "I am looking for Hildegard and Frederitch Doofenshmirtz! Under the name of the United Nations and ze whole world, zis is a new order of ze law and you vill all have to accept it. Now, where in ze hell are zey?!"
Then two peacekeepers have them and bring them to Leon. "What is the meaning of this?! We did nothing wrong!" said Frederitch Doofenshmirtz.
Leon then goes to them. "Child Protection Services will have a word with ze both of you hooligans!"
Dana goes to them and cuffs them. "Hildegard and Frederitch Doofenshmirtz, you two are hereby under arrest for the Abuse, Neglect and Endangerment of your child Heinz Doofenshmirtz! You two have the rights to remain silent, anything you two say will be used against you in the supreme court of law and you can no longer call in the rights to an attorney since everything you two have done has been seen as full proof evidence to be locked up for the remainder of your lives."
Unknown to everyone that a four legged feline and her kittens are hiding in the shadows of the bushes and they sneakily pass by all the troops.
"Heinz?! We disowned him!" said Hildegard. "He is no longer our son!"
"And that gives us all the right to arrest you two, you disowned him for no reason at all and just stuck with the proud and stupid traditions of your family history." Lisa then comes out of the dropship. "Also, there will be no need for a court, we have overruled the king of this land and now for the rest of your lives you two will be sentenced to jail in the cold and harsh winter lands Gulag in Siberia Russia."
The two Drusselsteinian parents didn't know what to do next, then Frederitch has an idea. "My son Roger! He is the mayor and he will sort this out! Just you wait!"
Leon then uses his black glove to slap the man to shut up. "Zat won't be necessary my good pathetic man. Currently as ve speak Roger Doofenshmirtz has been found guilty for having a part to play in your past misdeeds, he iz an accessory to a long old crime and he von't be mayor for ze rest of his pathetic Drusselsteinian life. You lost, ze law won."
The parents didn't know what else to think of this. "Let us speak to our son! Please! We can make things right!" said Hildegard out of desperation, but then she gets attacked by a wild animal and then it jumps off her and hisses.
Leon, Dana and Lisa see the quadrupedal feline. "An Ocelot?" asked Leon in confusion. The Frederitch helps his wife back up, and they both recognized the wild cat. "You!"
Leon looks back and forth between the Ocelot and the parents. "You know zis wild feline?"
Lisa then puts up some reports. "They do know her, she is the one who raised Heinz Doofenshmirtz when he was abandoned by his true birth parents in the woods to die." The people of Drusselstein gasp and look to the two parents in anger. They knew they were in trouble.
Leon then sees the Ocelot has two more with her. "And I only assume zose are her other kids, who are also Heinz's siblings."
"Looks like it" replied Dana. She then kneels down to them. "You know Heinz right ma'am?" the Ocelot mother look to Dana and nods. Dana smiles. "Then let's go and bring you back to your son, he's about to get a hero's true welcome." This makes the ocelot mother happy.
Lisa goes through some more files. "As from what Heinz placed into his online journal which he mistakenly posted. The Ocelot mother is named Mutti and she has a mate who is Heinz's caring Ocelot father named Vatti, along with his older Ocelot sister Odette and younger Ocelot brother Tulli. This is just odd, how the heck does he knows all this?!"
Leon then has an idea. "Perhaps being raised by a nurturing and kind hearted Ocelot has made him understand vat each meow, purr and chirp means. Like learning ze alphabet, like Tarzan."
"No! You will not go anywhere near Heinz! You thought you raised him right?! What do you know you animal?!" yelled Hildegard in anger.
Dana scoffs at this outburst. "Wow! And I thought you two don't care about Heinz Doofenshmirtz."
"Of course we despise Heinz, he has done nothing good in all his life" said Frederitch. "We were never there for him even when he was born and he will always be a failure to the family name! We just thought the Ocelots would eat him or do something else heinous onto him in the wilds! Why would they raise that failure of a boy turned man?!"
The Ocelot mother growls and hisses, but Lisa intervenes. "Madam, let us handle this. You do not want things to escalate." The Ocelot mother backs off, for now. "And another thing to your punishment is that the last name Doofenshmirtz will no longer be owned by you or your wife or from Mayor Roger, all legal rights to the last name goes down to Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Under order of your countries king and the German president."
Everyone gasps and is shocked by this. Hildegard faints and Frederitch is at a loss for words, they are no longer Doofenshmirtz, they are now the outcasts, and it seems everyone is now against them.
Dana looks to the Ocelot mother. "Come on, your son is waiting at Danville and I'm sure he'll be happy to see you again." The ocelot mother and her two kittens follow them into the dropship and they take off for Danville USA
While Hildegard and Fredritch Doofenshmirtz are being escorted into another dropship and sent to Siberia to pay for their crimes.
The people of this old country don't know what was going on anymore, they didn't know that the Doofenshmirtz parents abandoned Heinz and he was raised by an Ocelot. Troops and MCV's deploy outside of the country and setup heavy defenses to ensure this old town doesn't cause anymore disaster since it is no longer trusted by the rest of the world.
(Mayor's office, Danville.)
"This is outrageous! You cannot do this to me and my family! We have done nothing wrong and this crime is years old and shouldn't even be viable for investigation!" said Mayor Roger.
"Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz it is truly clear to us that you are in no position to say otherwise" chuckled Neil. "We are from the higher law and as of now the people you call parents have been apprehended and are going to be sentenced for life within the confines of the Siberian Gulag, in which they will perish and die. You on the other hand have a different sentence!"
Roger backs up, but he is surrounded by the Royal Defenders. "W-What are you going to do to me?!"
Lincoln looks to Jack Cyber and nods. Jack Cyber pulls up the notes. "Roger Doofenshmirtz, for acting onto the plan and support of your parents schemes into abandoning Heinz, you are hereby dubbed an accessory to the crime of Child Abuse, Neglect and Abandonment. There will be no lawyer who can save you out of this mess, you are to be sent back to Drusselstein where you will remain for life in the dungeons of your king's castle. Also, the last name Doofenshmirtz is no longer owned by you or your parents, but Heinz is now given legal rights to claim the name and give it true honor for generations to come."
Roger couldn't believe it, he was done for. "Wait! I know what I did was a mistake and I care dearly for Heinz, he's my older brother and I look out for him!"
"But you failed to have his back when he was a kid and left to fend for himself as he was abused and hated by his parents, your parents" said Lincoln sternly. "Have you no shame? Have you no regret? Where is the guilt?"
Then Two Storm troopers go to the man and they cuff him. "No, wait! We can talk about this! Who will be the mayor now?!" Luna Frost freezes his cuffs so he won't escape.
"Someone who can abide to the new laws and ensure this town does not become ground zero for an all-out riot of war" replied Gyro. He then sighs. "I can't believe this is happening, Hollow Cabal will now rule Danville, as he does rule The Jennerit Empire and the sturdy defense system of Beach City. God that was painful to say."
"So the sith lord now runs this town?" asked Victor. "Dang he is one top gun bad guy, even though he's not really a bad guy."
They then escort Roger out of the mayor's hall and outside he sees the people looking at him angrily. The Royal Defenders also come out. "Yeah, everyone knows what you did" replied Linka. "Sorry but not sorry." The other heroes chuckled at that one.
The people start booing at the man and throwing stuff at him, his secretary is disappointed to work for him and then he sees his older brother Heinz Doofenshmirtz along with his daughter Vanessa and his ex-wife Charlene looking at him. Heinz has a smug look on his face seeing this.
"Heinz! Please! I'm sorry!"
Heinz crosses his arms. "You should've said that year's ago, when I was still your brother. But now you're not. So long Roger! Ha! I always wanted to say that one!"
They then take Roger Doofenshmirtz away and into a Dropship where he will be sent back to his home country.
Charlene looks to Heinz. "I am so sorry that this happened to you before and for not believing in your stories. I hope you can forgive me Heinz."
Heinz smiles. "Forgive and forget, I can understand that some people I can forgive, learn to trust and respect again, and this change to the Trystate area makes me feel like a new man! I am so glad I retired from being evil."
Vanessa then hugs her dad. "Dad, I'm sorry about what happened to you when you were a kid. What kind of people were my grandparents anyway?!"
Heinz hugs her back. "The kind that don't understand how to properly raise a kid."
Then Victor, Carol and Penny go to Heinz. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, we would like to talk to you alone later and you can bring you family along with you."
"And me?" They all look to the tall robot man behind Heinz. "What the heck is that thing?" asked Carol.
"Oh him? That's Norm, he's a robot I built to crush my arch enemy, he thinks he's my son but he's not." replied Heinz, he seems annoyed by Norm.
"Ouch, my circuits feel pain and also the squirrel within me" replied Norm as his smiling face frowns.
"Squirrel?" asked Penny. "That's right, I run on squirrel power." Norm opens his torso and they see a squirrel on a hamster wheel running, which gives his electric life and motion.
This confused Victor, Carol and Penny. "Sire, did you really built him like this?" asked Carol.
Heinz sighs. "Yeah, I really gotta go and check back on his blueprints and make some changes. The squirrel idea sounds kinda stupid now that I see it."
Then an Imperial Dropship arrives and Hollow comes out with a signature sith theme song. Gyro makes the announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen, citizens of Danville. Behold the man who will run Danville until the next Mayor's election by the orders of the president, Lord Hollow Cabal."
The people clap seeing him, even though his mask isn't making things easy to be happy about, he then turns off his mask and lowers his hood and looks to all the people of the town.
Heinz asks. "Is he a villain?" "Yes, yes he is" replied Penny. "Though, not at times."
"Citizens of Danville, I know that change is coming and some of you are wondering if this is a good thing, well it is and it is necessary to ensure that this planet and its universe survives should a war spark. All that has happened has led to this and now we are here to make sure nothing else chaotic will happen. The two boys who caused all of this global and interdimensional mishap have been dealt with and will be under strict and heavy surveillance, the local authorities will be replaced for their incompetence in keeping the law as it should be and the neighboring states will also be reforming their law institutes to make sure nothing like this happens to them. Today is the stat of a new world order and I will do what I can to make this town feel safe, sane and that things will be better and not worse, I can't promise everything, but I will give my all."
At first everyone is silent, then they all clap and cheer for him. Hollow smiles hearing this. "I am so cool, and awesome."
Neil chuckles. "Do not oversell it you dork." this also makes Hollow chuckle. The rest of the Royal Defenders were glad things were restored, though they doubted Hollow and still don't like him. Okay so some of them don't like him.
Lincoln and Linka look to Phineas and Ferb who seem happy about some of these changes that will make sure things don't go out of hand, again. Candace waves towards them and all the heroes wave back.
Then Neil sees Heinz Doofenshmirtz in the crowd, they had to talk to him about something important.
(Later, Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!) - Where did that jingle come from?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz, along with his ex-wife and daughter are shocked to hear what Martin McKenzie just said. "It's true Heinz, it's damn true and it's going to commence tomorrow."
"Wow! I'm getting a medal of heroism and true honor from the president! And all because I restored M.t Rushmore!" said Heinz in disbelief. "This is the best thing that has ever happened to me, and to think my parents and brother being arrested for what they did to me back then was the best thing ever, this is even better!"
"It's not just that though" replied Lincoln. "Every one of your inators that end up blowing up are the ones who neutralize all of the inventions from Phineas and Ferb and ensure they don't cause any more ripples within the balance of the realms and the laws of physics. So you're pretty much a hero of science and history. Congrats Heinz Doofenshmirtz."
"You are one good hero at what you did when you tried to be a villain Heinz" replied Peter Sharp.
The others are also proud of what he's done. "Wow, this is awesome!" He then recalls something. "There is this video I have to tell you guys about."
"You mean the humiliating video of yourself that's been trending online" replied Martin. "We dealt with it, our master hacker was able to remove it from the internet and from everyone's phones. You are no longer a laughing stock."
"In hindsight that video of you was the most humiliating and awkward thing I have ever seen, though you did accidently posted it which confused me" said Luan.
Heinz chuckles. "Well, that is a story for next time and it is not a good one either." Then someone knocks on the door. "The door is unlocked you can come in! Are you a Fireside girl selling cupcakes again?!" They all look to Heinz confused. "What?"
The door opens and it's Lisa, Leon and Dana. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, we have someone here who is happy for what you have done."
"Who? My evil mentor from Evil Major 101?"
They then step aside and show the Ocelot mom. "Mom?!" The Ocelot mother pounces onto Heinz and licks hi cheek and purrs onto him. "Alright, alright. I missed you too mom!" He then sees the other two. "And my siblings! It's good to see you guys!" They also go over and purr onto him.
Heinz then looks around. "Where's dad?" He sees the Ocelot mom looking down in sadness, which is all he needed to know. "Oh, oh wow, I wish i could've done something. I'm so sorry mom." Heinz hugs his Ocelot family.
The Royal Defenders look to Leon, Dana and Lisa. "She came out of nowhere and attacked Heinz's birth mom, she is really protective of Heinz" replied Dana. "And nurturing too."
"Talk about true devotion to her kitten, even though this kitten is a grown man now" said Hollow. The others also agreed and thought this was so sweet of her to come back.
"Wow, so this is my real grandma now" said Vanessa. "This seems weird, but I have seen weirder things." The Ocelot mother goes to Vanessa and purrs onto her.
Then Victor gets a transmission from Martin and he looks to Heinz. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, do you know anything about O.W.C.A?"
The heroes look to Victor confused. "What?"
Heinz perks up hearing that acronym. "Oh yeah! I know them, my mortal enemy now friend Perry the Platypus works there. He's the top agent and always comes and ruins all my evil plans and blows up all of my Inators."
"That is because you always put self-destruct buttons onto your inventions which gives your arch enemy the opportunity he needs" replied Lisa. "Which also brings out the fact of your addiction to self-destructing objects, like this." Lisa shows them on her tablet.
On the video they see Heinz with his robot army, he rides one of them and then there are self-destruct buttons on the bottom of their feet! "And march!" then they blow up.
They all look to him. "Dude, self-destruct buttons, under they're feet. Do you have any idea how stupid that sounds?" asked Sam.
"Yeah, I didn't think that one through" chuckled Heinz. "Anyway, the organization you're talking about is actually called Organization Without a Cool Acronym."
They all remain silent. "Okay, we're going to where Martin is. Now!" said Becky. They all pack up and make the trip to Martin's location.
They then look to Heinz. "You're coming with us dude" said Luna. She then sees the Ocelots. "And your family as well."
"Yeah! We're gonna go and visit the people and animals I know" cheered Heinz. "Also, just a little heads up. The man who runs the place is Major Francis Monogram and he has an unpaid intern named Carl, he doesn't do much threats, but he smart and does all the stuff there. Unlike his boss who I sometimes call ….. Mono-brow!" Heinz laughs when he says that, but the others have no clue why is that even funny.
"Can I come too?" asked Norm. They all think about this. "Okay fine" replied Sergei. "Yay!" replied Norm.
They all get into the dropships and mount their Netherdrakes and take off, Charlene and Vanessa wave to them and are a bit stunned at everything that is happening.
(Organization Without a Cool Acronym, O.W.C.A for short)
Multiple dropships make a landing and they send all of their troops to surround the place and then they see Martin come out of the place with Carl and Major Monogram.
They heroes come out and with them is Heinz Doofenshmirtz, his Ocelot family and Norm. "Hello, OWCA! I am back, man the last time I was here I failed being an agent and destroyed Monograms car."
Martin looks to Major Monogram. "Yeah, he was terrible as a villain and we made him an agent, then he was terrible at that and became a bad guy once more. Not our best choice."
Carl then walks to them. "It is an honor to meet all of you! I saw your reports and heard about how great FutureTech is from Martin!" He then sees the Super heroine teens. "Hi!"
They all reply to the college nerd with one thing. "We're not single." This made him disappointed, but he retains his responsible self.
Major Monogram. "Welcome to OWCA which is … Well, I know you all know about it. So shall we head inside?"
"You guys are going to be blown out of your minds" said Martin. He then looks in slight concern and fear. "I have seen things in there, things that seem way weird than anything we have seen."
"Oh come on, how weird can this place be?" asked Jordan.
Scene change and they are all inside and shocked at what they see. "Never mind, this is weird" replied Jordan. All the agents there, all of them are animals. Animals walking around, doing some office work, communications and wearing fedoras.
"All the agents here are animals and all have been designated with the first thing of their animal letter. From agents A to Z, though we do have agent silent G and two agent W's. As well as three Agent P's" replied Carl.
"And why are they all animal agents?" asked Leon. "This is so weird."
Sergei sees the Chicken in an agent hat and so does Peter Sharp. "We just feel hungry right now."
Major Monogram was about to answer. "Huh, I honestly do not know why all of the agents are animals. Carl, remind me again why all of the agents are animals."
"Yes sir" replied Carl. "All of them are agents, because each one has special and unique kills that work well in the line of duty. Whether they fly, strength, speed, swim, camouflage or can be sticky. Animals are the perfect subjects for the job since they have more reliable and unique skills than any know human agent on earth, plus they follow a sixth sense and their own instincts."
They all look to Martin. "The intern is not wrong and that's what makes this organization kinda great, if only the Acronym was changed for something that isn't stupid."
Then someone steps forward, someone they have seen earlier. "No freaking way!" said Leni.
"Is that the pet of the Flynn-Fletchers?" asked Jordan and it was the pet Platypus of the family.
"Everyone this is our best agent, Agent P!" said Major Monogram. "He is the best agent we have in the field and …" He stops and recalls what they said. "Wait, you know who he is?!"
"Yeah, we were there when we stopped Phineas and Ferb and their giant Ferris wheel dude" replied Sam. "Where was he when we needed some inside help?"
"The thing is, Agent P has to keep a low profile. Should people know about his existence about being an agent then this could spiral into something more chaotic and we would have no choice but to mind wipe the family he was assigned to and have him transferred to a new family. Agent P is devoted and loyal to the Flynn-Fletchers."
Heinz is a bit stunned. "Huh, so Perry the Platypus is just a normal Platypus being an agent and staying with the family who is causing all this ruckus? Wow! My mind has been blown. Also, I think I know they're mom Linda, I used to date her and she used to be some big pop star in the eighties named Lindana. She was awesome, well back then she was."
"Okay, that's very informative of you" replied Linka. "Also, I don't think he should hide this secret anymore. We're here now and everything that is happening is pretty much exposed and revealed, so the best option is to have his family know about all of what he's been doing."
"But we have to stick to protocol" replied Major Monogram. The other animal agents know of this.
"In which I was able to contact and overthrow the man who is responsible for funding and running this place" replied Martin. "The General is no longer supporting this place, I spoke with the US government and now FutureTech runs OWCA, or should I call it the International Animal Fighting Force Agency! I.A.F.F.A for short."
They all look to Martin in shock, though the heroes were impressed once again at how Martin is always one step ahead. Major Monogram is stunned. "But that would mean …."
"You work for me Major Monogram" replied Martin sternly. "Carl works for me and all the agent work for me and all the representatives from FutureTech, especially to the Royal Defenders. So what I say goes and as of now, Agent P is allowed to tell his family who he truly is and what he's been doing. I will speak to them with reason about all of this and try to get them to understand."
Major Monogram knows he cannot counter his new boss. "Yes sir."
Then Carl has an idea. "There is one thing we can do." They all look to him, Major Monogram knows what Carl is talking about. "Last year, Phineas, Ferb and Heinz Doofenshmirtz ended up opening a portal to the 2nd dimension."
"I don't remember doing that" said Heinz. "And I don't think I have ever worked with those boys before."
"That's because we had to use your Mind-Erase-Inator to mind wipe everyone." Carl then hands them the files. "They went to an alternate dimension, they met their other selves and an evil tyrannical Doofenshmirtz, a rebellion leader Candace, a cyborg Agent P and a massive invasion of robots stormed Danville. Also Agent P had to show who he truly is, and I do believe the boys understand all about it."
They all remain silent. "I have some mixed feelings about everything you just said" replied Hollow.
Martin goes through the files. "So, you think we can get their memories back through this?"
"We can" replied Carl. "All we have to do is reverse the effects and they will remember everything, also this 2nd dimension won't cause any ripples in the realms balance due to it already being stable as it should be. There could be chances of visiting the place, when you guys have the time that is."
Martin looks to the others who all agree. Major Monogram knows he can't stop this and Perry smiles knowing he will get to spend time with the boys.
Martin knows what to do and he looks to the nerdy intern. "Carl, set up the inator and have it set to reverse, now."
Then Perry goes to Martin and hands him a file. "What's this?" When he opens it he sees the photo of a very familiar Japanese teenage girl. "Stacy Hirano? What about her?"
Perry then hands him a note. Martin reads it. "Oh, she already knew about you being an agent."
Major Monogram and Carol are shocked. "What?!"
"Can I work here one day?" asked Heinz. "Clearly I am part animal since I was raised by Ocelots." His Ocelot family also wished to join. "Oh, and they wanna join too. Like a family team!"
Martin looks to Heinz. "Let me think about it and then I'll get back to ya."
(Hours later, same place.)
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Candace, Stacy, Baljeet, Buford, the Fireside girls and pretty much those from the special 2nd Dimension scenario are there and standing on a large circle platform. With Lawrence and Linda watching from the sidelines.
"Remind us again why we're here?" asked Ferb.
They look to him in shock. "Huh, so he can talk" said Leni. "We thought he was the silent type."
Heinz helps move the inator in place with Martin and Carl standing by. "What you guys are about to receive is everything you have all lost, last year" replied Martin.
Then Perry stands on his hind legs and puts on his fedora. Phineas, Ferb and the others are shocked. "Perry?!"
Stacy sighs. "Yeah, that's right people. The platypus is an agent, Agent P." She then looks to Perry. "But why are you showing them this now?! I thought there would be consequences if they knew?!"
Martin chuckles. "And that's where you are wrong Ms. Hirano. Now can everyone please look at the inator."
They all look to the machine and a white light is flashed.
(2nd Dimension Danville.)
Phineas, Ferb and their Platy Borg Perry are playing catch with their other friends, and Candace sitting on the roof watching over them. Then she sees a portal opening. "Uh oh!" She leaps off the roof and readies her bow staff.
The others also prepare for whatever is coming. "Hold your ground people! We don't know what we're up against!" said Candace.
Then someone comes out of the portal. "Greeting second dimension allies, an honor to meet you all at last" replied Martin.
2nd dimension Candace feels as if this man is a threat. "Who are you? What's your business here? And how do you know us?"
Martin steps aside and following next is Phineas, Ferb, Candace and the others. "Hey guys" replied Phineas.
The 2nd dimension kids are stunned it was them. "No, way" said 2nd dimension Phineas.
"Well, this summer just got exciting" replied 2nd Dimension Ferb.
To be continued …..
A/N: And this is the end of this chapter, coming next is an aftermath and pretty soon. Milo Murphy's Law! Once they go through other reports about the world, so in hind sight this all takes place before the big Pistachio monster invasion and crossover of Phineas and Ferb and Milo Murphy's Law. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Also, I saw the names of the Ocelot Family from a story online, not from Fanfiction.
I am planning to make a Milo Murphy's Law chapter somewhere in July, but I could use some help in making it, so PM me if you can guys.
One more thing, do you guys think it's a good idea to pair Stacy Hirano with Perry the Platypus? I like that ship.
And should there be a Milo Murphy's Law crossover, how would you guys feel about Milo Murphy and Melissa Chase being a couple?
Date made: 6/2/20.
