Spells and Louds
Chapter 335: After Danville
(Royal Woods Mall.)
"It is so cool to be here! A mall in another dimension is so awesome!" said Candace. Yes, it is Candace Flynn-fletcher and yes she is in Royal Woods and at the mall. But she's not alone, with her is her best friend Stacy Hirano.
"I like the shoes they got here, I don't think people in Danville have seen these kinds of shoes before and I am so glad I got my hands on some of these babies." Stacy is sitting next to Candace at the food court with her bag of shoes.
With them of course are Lori, Leni, Carol, Dana, Becky, Whitney, Jackie, Mandee and Fiona.
"You seem really interested in shoes Stacy" chuckled Fiona. "This is one big thing you got in ya."
"Why wouldn't I be interested in shoes?" said Stacy. "Plus I got some new outfits to try and a new bathing suit for some summer time pool side or beach side fun, though I question that big expensive clothe store you guys came out from. What is that place again?"
They know Stacy is talking about Gryphon's shopping and that the clothes there are either expensive or beyond the understanding for Candace and Stacy, plus they have some fashion lines from Victoria Secret's. Which is at times, what Carol, Dana and Becky buy.
They all chuckle nervously, which Stacy and Candace notice. "Is something wrong guys? Does it have something to do with the fancy looking clothes store?"
Lori chuckles nervously. "Let's just say, you two girls aren't ready for it until your either 17 or 18 and I think you guys shouldn't ask anything else about that place." Dana, Becky and Carol use their feet to hide their bags underneath their chairs so they won't look into them.
"Okay then, so tell us. How the heck did you girls and the other became super heroes?" asked Stacy.
"You guys are like the law enforcing superior versions of the Avengers or something" replied Candace.
"Well, where do we begin" said Carol. "Luna was the first superhero in the team and she got her Cryokenises powers from a FutureTech accident, Lincoln is skilled and well trained by his dad, Jordan progressed in combat training, piloting a mech and her Indoraptor, Sunset Shimmer use Equestrian magic, Becky got her powers from the forest, Dana from a misfire of a FutureTech weapon, Lori also got her powers by accident by the side of the road, Leni touched a plant in the lab."
"That's how I got my powers" replied Leni. "I guess I got into an accident too."
"Linka is just like Lincoln but in her own skilled way with a sniper rifle, Leon and Sergei got their enhancements from the Guardian, though Leon eventually got his powers when he got bitten by a savage mythical Asian monster, Victor got his powers long ago, Martin's just wearing a suit, Sam got his by a bolt of lightning made by FutureTech, Loona was born from hell, Boomer was experimented years ago, I just got trained and a weapon, Neil was given the soul of a deadly dragon and after a near death experience was given an alien gift and army, Gwen is skilled and well trained, Timmy has his fairy friend, Duchess uses her graceful skills with a rapier, Ember is a ghost from another world, Luan is the last one of the team and she uses her chaotic prankspocalypse skills and Gyro is the all-powerful Guardian, that's about it."
Candace and Stacy are both shocked out of their minds from hearing this. "Wow!"
"We know, we have had some odd things happen to us as we progressed from being heroes and we're dang proud on how far we've come" replied Becky.
"You guys are kinda like the Avengers" replied Candace.
"Okay, so how the heck do you know those guys?" asked Mandee. "I thought only a few worlds would know them."
Candace smiles. "Well, in truth I have been a fan about Marvel comics for a long, long time and I love them!"
They can see she is a big fan, so it was best not to tell her about the whole Avengers world thing. "Now, enough about you guys. You're all probably wondering what's going on in Danville right?" asked Candace.
"Yeah, so how's your little brothers?" asked Whitney. "We heard they got into trouble."
"Phineas and Ferb are doing fine, mom and dad grounded them for the rest of the week. But once they're no longer grounded they might go back to building who knows what, but with those FutureTech guys, they're building stuff is limited and they have to bring it to mom and dad to agree on it and then to that tech suit guy!"
"You mean Martin McKenzie also known as Tech Sector" said Becky. "He's also my boyfriend."
"Yeah, that guy and remembering all that happened at the 2nd Dimension is mind blowing!" said Candace. "Also, Phineas said that by the time he's no longer grounded he wants to talk to Isabella when she kissed him, and I wanna know what she has to say too."
"And what about all the kids who were all part of their crazy invention adventures from last year?" asked Jackie.
"They are all getting some major groundings after helping and being part of Phineas and Ferb's antics" replied Stacy. "I feel bad that my sister has been grounded for a week without any interaction with the rest of her friends, but if she does need some company then I'll be there for my little sis."
Leni smiles. "Like how I always have to keep an eye on Linka and make sure she's going to be fine, we big sisters have to do what we gotta do to be there for our younger siblings."
"Amen there sister." Stacy and Leni high five. "And I think some of you are wondering how I know Perry the Platypus is Agent P right?"
"The thought has barely come to us" replied Carol.
"I wanna know!" said Candace. "How long have you known about this and I totally understand why you wouldn't tell me. I recall that stupid pamphlet he had and what it was all about."
Stacy takes a deep breath. "Okay so it all started when I was watching this scary movie called the grievance and it got to the gross part where she brought bugs into the room, then all of a sudden this big bug car broke into my living room and I screamed and hid behind the couch and then I saw Perry on his two legs and wearing this fedora and fighting a pharmacist who said he wasn't a pharmacist but he's an evil scientist, then while they were fighting the pharmacist guy said he knows the movie and almost spoiled the ending to me and when I saw all the oil on the floor I told them they have to clean it up and then I tripped and fell in and for some reason the pharmacists guy ran of screaming and then Perry destroyed his weird machine and then these guys in hazmat suits comes in and Perry brings me out to the back of the house and hands me the pamphlet and I read it and I give him some logic about I am not his family and that I would keep his secret and I pretended I dint know what was even going on when I went back into the house."
They all remained silent at how much information Stacy just gave them. "Wow! Talk about heavy duty gossip" said Fiona.
"You should like own your own radio station" said Mandee. "If people could understand what you're saying, I mean that was a lot of words and chatter."
"You literally almost lost me back there and I swear some part of my brain was about to fry" said Lori. "Wow, I just got a migraine."
Candace chuckles. "That's Stacy for ya, she knows the what's up and what's down and can be the best at getting some info. Even though she tends to lose focus and ends up joining in with whatever Phineas and Ferb does."
"What can I say? They know how to have fun" replied Stacy. "And at times they're inventions are kinda fun. You hang out with them at times too Candace."
"It was only a few times and it eventually backfires and I get either humiliated or be the one in trouble" replied Candace. "But, that's the past and the future is looking dang bright."
"Okay, so how's the family handling with Perry being an agent now?" asked Dana.
"Doing quite well, he has to clean his litter box though, or he could just use the toilet and he has to do his fair share of the house work" replied Candace. "But all in all, we're proud of his work being an agent and fighting crime, even though Heinz Doofenshmirtz barely counts as a threat."
"Which really make me question about that" said Becky. "He's the top agent at the place and for some reason he's given the less credible threat! Why?"
They all have no clue how to respond to that, then Leni has an idea. "Maybe because he's the closest evil guy in the Trystate area?"
They all take some time to think about this, and then they realize Leni was right.
"Okay, so one more thing to ask" said Lori. "Do you guys know Vanessa? Heinz's daughter."
"We know her" replied Candace and Stacy. "Last time, we accidently got the wrong clothes and I ended up looking like some kind of Goth, then we met again and I showed her the fun things about Ducky Momo, and then we met again at a Halloween party and then again when Phineas and Ferb went around the world. She's pretty cool and I think my little brother Ferb has a crush on her."
They all chuckle at that. "Well, that's young aged crushes for ya" said Carol. "Just like a certain someone who had a kid have a crush on her too." They all look to Lori.
Lori sighs. "That was a long time ago and he no longer has a crush on me and thank goodness."
They are wondering what the hell a Ducky Momo is, but they decide not to say anything. Candace then looks to Leni. "Okay, so there's something I wanna ask you Leni."
"What?" asked Leni.
"I heard your sister Sunset plays video games and that your brother and sister also play video games and that you family is related and does wrestling" said Candace. "And I am a fan of both and I wanna know about all of it."
Leni puts her drink down and smiles. "Well, you're in for a heck of a talk girl."
(FutureTech HQ, Royal Fortress. Danville Harbor.) – Yeah, they're still there.
All of the forces onboard the mobile military platform are still on the patrol until all of the situations and laws have been secured, in the skies is Penny and Boomer in his Super Kirov Airship.
Boomer wakes up after a long nap and forgets he was in the sky. "Oh shit! And he falls and lands into the water. "Oh fuck! Why do I keep forgetting I live up there?!" He then swims back to the shore, and almost gets hit by an Assault Destroyer. "Hey! Watch it water boy!"
Inside of the base, Martin, Victor and Jack Cyber are hard at work with all of the inventions that Phineas and Ferb have been making throughout their recent years of summer. "You know, half of this stuff is not that bad" replied Victor as he looks at the space ship. "They made some cool stuff that could be beneficial to our cause and humanity."
"They still have lots of other stuff here that are going way too far when it comes to fun" said Martin as he passes by the files of the tall tower. "This roller coaster isn't even thinking into the safety standards and is violating so many laws in recreational amusement park construction, this is some messed up shit. This hero suit they built is a bit too far into responsible, they have no idea what it's like to be a great super hero as iron man."
"They said they were just having some fun" replied Victor as he puts away some files about the gelatin monster incident. "But they don't know that being a hero isn't just about having fun, it's a big responsibility."
"On the plus side, we get to maintain control of whatever those weird headed kids build" said Jack Cyber as he puts the last of the files away. "We have shut down 25 of their suppliers and many of them are negotiating to work for FutureTech, which means Phineas and Ferb can't get resources behind our backs, also I am awaiting the call from Leo and Sergei about those cows on the moon."
Then they get a call. "You have reached Martin McKenzie, who is it?"
"This is Sergei Dragunov Spellman reporting in. Leon and I along with some pick up crew got the cows back to earth, but we may have a bit of a problem when we got back to earth level my friends."
They are confused at what Sergei is saying. "What problem?" asked Victor. "What the fuck happened?"
"Okay, so you know that thing that happens when you go through zero gravity for too long and your whole body becomes weightless and your organs as well?"
"What about it?" asked Jack Cyber. This wasn't going to sound good for them.
"The cows died."
They remain silent at what Sergei said. Martin breaks the silence. "I'm sorry, I think we misheard you Sergei. Did you just say the fucking cows died?!"
"That's what I said, the cows died and they are all over the tarmac and are …. Oh wait! One is still … Oh! Never mind, this one is also dead now, jeez! They got shit and barf everywhere, this is messed up. It's like a Jewish massacre here, oh shit."
Martin, Victor and Jack Cyber are shocked by this. "They died when they came back to earth?!" asked Victor. "How the hell?!"
"The facts that being in space for too long makes you weightless and your organs feel as if heaviness is no longer a problem" replied Martin. "So obviously the cows aren't like humans because they did not undergo space training and they don't really think like us. So when they returned back to earth level they couldn't handle the weight of their own organs and it weighed them down so hard, it massacred their insides until the only thing left are corpses on the ground, with shit, vomit, blood and innards coming out of them. Does that sound about right Sergei?"
They get no response. "Sergei? You there man?" asked Jack Cyber.
"Huh? What? Oh sorry! I was watching my brother Leon and like half the Hercules transport crew throwing up, we're gonna need a massive cleanup crew this place is starting to smell like a defiled hospital up here."
Jack Cyber sighs. "I'll send a crew there to clean the place. Where are you guys?"
"Trystate Allied Outpost Swampy-10, Empire sector. Also, Hollow might know about this and …. Never mind I see his TIE Reaper coming. Okay, I'm gonna go and talk to him bye."
They then hang up and look to each other. "We do not speak of this to anyone not even the team" replied Martin.
"Let's hope Leon, Sergei and Hollow can keep quiet, otherwise Phineas and Ferb will get the Animal Wildlife Act up their doorstep and ready for an angry mob of animal lovers" said Victor.
"This was not the moment we expected to happen" said Jack Cyber. "And all because they wanted to eat ice cream on the moon, when they don't know the physics that the moon will take more than 20 to 25 years for it to be habitable by plant life, those grass up there won't last long and will die out also the whole place has to be terraformed in order for life to be sustained and with a proper atmosphere."
"They said they're smart, they say their geniuses" said Victor. "But they have no idea what they are even doing and now all hell is raining down with all of these reports, we gotta make sure nothing else stupid happens."
"Should we tell The Guardian?" asked Jack Cyber. They know he won't like this news with cows involved.
"Yes, yes we should" replied Martin. "Things aren't going so well after everything we just secured."
"At least we took full control of what was once O.W.C.A and now it's the International Animal Fighting Force Agency, we are close to hunting down all evil scientists" said Martin as he puts up a list of their targets. "But there might be new ones popping up soon, they are evil and power hungry."
"Then we take them down, with the best agents we got" said Victor. "What's the name of this evil organization again? I didn't get the name."
"Neither did I" replied Martin. "Jack, what's does the file say about the evil scientists and they're organization?"
Jack Cyber looks to the file and his expression turns into confused. "Umm, this is weird, really weird and stupid to be exact."
Martin and Victor look to him. "Why, what is it?" asked Martin.
Jack Cyber holds the file and reads it. "The League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness." He then remains quiet. "Try and figure out the acronym."
Martin and Victor figure it out and then they go wide eyed and confused. "No!" Martin then types the organizations name and then turns it into an acronym and they look to it confused and disturbed. "L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. Seriously? That's their name?"
"This is they're name?" asked Victor. "This is their name? Why is this their name?"
"I'm as shocked as you boys are" said Jack Cyber he then starts typing. "And take a look at the dude who named and ran the entire organization."
Martin and Victor are stunned at who it was. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz?!"
"Yup, the very same former evil scientist we are in alliance with, and the very same guy who sold us all of his inators" replied Jack Cyber. He then puts up some files. "Turns out, he founded the organization and made the name for what they stand for. The only downfall is the acronym itself and they went along with it, and I thought O.W.C.A was ridiculous, but this is some crazy and stupid bull shit he just did."
"This isn't even evil anymore, he just made them into a laughing stock to all kinds of villains from across the cosmos!" said Martin. "How is this even evil anyway?"
"No clue, and thank goodness Heinz is retired too" replied Jack Cyber. "So, are we telling this to the rest of the teams and the world?"
Martin and Victor smile. "Fuck yeah!" They then get back to work, then something comes into Victor's mind. "So, what about Heinz asking us that he wants to be part of the I.A.F.F.A? Are we really letting him do this?"
Martin sighs. "Apparently he is part Ocelot because he was raised by Ocelots, so we don't seem to have a choice. Though he is smart and tactical and he knows a thing or two about evil scientists. He needs some training in order to do this thing, and he'll need to work with a team like rookies."
"Why does he wanna do this again?" asked Jack Cyber.
"He said its summer and schools are closed so he can't be a science teacher at the moment" replied Martin. "Get the idea?"
They then figure it out. "Oh, okay." "So, we're really making him into an agent to fight off bad guys?" asked Victor. "He might screw up."
"Then he's Carl and Major Monogram's issue, we only go in when it matters and as of now it barely matters" replied Jack Cyber. "Also, Heinz's two ocelot siblings are also going to join the I.A.F.F.A."
"What else is god damn new?" asked Martin. He then turns off the files and looks to his colleagues.
"What about the 2nd Dimension?" asked Victor. "We still have a very evil Heinz Doofenshmirtz there and he is vile and bad to the bone! Along with his wife and daughter and possibly her boyfriend as well."
"We let the 2nd dimension agent's and troops there deal with them" replied Martin. "They know how that evil Heinz works and they can handle taking him and his evil family down, along with the help from their 2nd dimension rebel leader Candace and I have to admit she is very impressive."
"She's been training her whole life fighting off that evil Heinz tyrant" said Jack Cyber. "Just as long as we can send them the resources they need, then they'll be able to find a way to take that villain down."
Then they get a call from Hollow. "Oh boy." Martin answers it. "Hey there sith lord, what seems to be the problem my man?"
"Can someone tell me why there are dead cows here? This is vile, degrading and putrid."
"Well, we should get going and see what we can do" said Martin. Martin and Victor also didn't like this. "This is going to be stupid and gross real fast." They then take their leave out of the base and head to the outpost to meet up with Hollow and clean up the bovine mess.
But they leave behind the files of an incident not too far from Danville, one involving a teenage boy and some bad mishaps in his life, named Milo Murphy. It seems they might have more to deal with, soon.
(Spellman Estate.)
Sunset, Lincoln and Linka are in the living room and are looking at Candace and Stacy who look excited. "So, you guys wanna play some video games with us?" asked Sunset.
"Yes!" they both replied. "We wanna play whatever video games you guys play!"
Lincoln, Linka and Sunset look to each other and smile, they then look to the two teens with determined looks. "Alright, game on then!" said Lincoln and Linka.
They then get the PlayStation ready, grab some game controllers and start the game WWE2K20. "This is a wrestling game and I think we should go Royal Rumble mode!" said Lincoln. "So get ready to take control of any wrestler who comes in next and see if you can toss your opponents over the top rope!"
"Oh man! This is way better than robot wrestling or tree house fight" said Stacy. That one they do not wanna even ask or know, but some part of them thinks it may have had something to do with Phineas and Ferb. They then start playing, their Pokemon sit by and watch them play.
"IF you guys think this is fun, you should check out the game streams I do" said Sunset. "Though they might have some M-Rated stuff like harsh and cursing words, I play with my dad and his friends and at times with Lincoln and Linka."
Candace thinks about it and so does Stacy. "I think we'll pass on that one, thanks for the info anyway" replied Candace, she then plays as John Morrison, while Stacy takes control of Edge. Lincoln and Linka have the Usos and Sunset controls the Undertaker.
Leni smiles seeing her siblings getting along with their friends from Danville. "Well, you guys have fun playing." She heads back to her room and makes sure that Stacy and Candace's shopping bags are kept safe with her until they come up and get them. She does pass by her dad who comes down the stairs. "Hi dad."
"Hey there Leni, no time gotta go" replied Neil as he goes down the stairs. Leni is confused by this and decides to head back downstairs and listens in.
Sunset sees Neil coming down the stairs as well and he seems to be in a rush. "Dad? Where are you off to?" Lincoln and Linka also notice this, and so do their Pokemon.
"Leon and Sergei need help in Danville" replied Neil as he grabs his jacket. "Something about cows from the moon coming back to earth and now their dead from their own gravity." He then walks out the door.
They all remain shocked at what he just said and so does Leni who is now at the bottom of the stairs, and then Gwen comes out from the dining room and is confused. "What did your father just say?"
Candace goes wide eyed from hearing that and she recalls something. "Oh no." Lincoln pauses the game, and they all look to Candace.
"Candace, I think I was there for that one, but I forgot what your brothers did that day" said Stacy. "What happened again?" Candace chuckles nervously.
"Candace Gertrude Flynn-Fletcher, what did Phineas and Ferb and their friends do last summer? And why does it involve cows?" asked Lincoln. She had a lot to explain to them and it might not be good.
To be continued …..
A/N: I think this turned out pretty well, I hope you guys enjoyed reading this. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
No animal was literally harmed in making this, it's just a Fanfiction story. Get over it.
Date made: 6/4/20.