In collaboration with some random readers/reviewers AverageLoudHousefan, Danny Zuko and a few reviews from some guy named "Snoke", I really don't know who these guys are.
Not so long ago in a Multiverse story that we all know …
(Que STAR WARS INTRO Theme.)
Spells and Louds: Chapter 378: The Rise and Fall of Snoke.
A Disturbance in the force and the Multiverse! SUPREME LEADER SITH LORD HOLLOW CABAL, has sensed a powerful and dangerous being who also wields the powers of the force as he does and that being is, FIRST ORDER SUPREME LEADER SNOKE – the puppet/clone of the treacherous, EMPEROR SIDIOUS. Now the vast cosmos has been awakened and this new threat has caused the NEW GALACTIC JENNERIT EMPIRE to rally their closest allies of THE IMMORTAL COUNCIL to aid them in this battle against the being who was never meant to have exist into their Multiverse. But the real question is, why has SNOKE appeared out of nowhere? How is he even real? Why does he even exist? Why the fuck does he even exist in this story? "What the hell is going on? Do you guys have the answers? I don't know either! Who gives a fuck about this anyway? Perhaps the guy who gave me the weird idea about this whole thing. Well, let's see what happens my readers ….
A massive fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers along with Tal'Darim, Incursean and all ships from the universe of the Battleborn have gathered into one large area in deep space and all of them are armed and ready for war. Soon, the Death Star and Star Killer Base arrive along with a fleet of Legion ships being led by Illidan and his Demon Hunters.
And then comes in the rest of their allies, the rest of the Multiverse and a massive fleet of many from the Immortal Council. The Aegis Battlecruiser flies next to the Capital Flag Ship of the Empire, the Vader's star. A Special Ops Dropship comes out of the Battlecruiser and heads for the Vader's Star and enters the main hangar.
The dropship opens and walking out are the Royal Defenders. Commanders, Lincoln and Linka Spellman, Major, Jordan Rosato and Lieutenants Luna Spellman and Sam Sharp and with them are the rest of the team. Neil, Leon, Sergei, Gwen, Loona, Peter, Ember, Boomer, Gyro, Pyrrha, Wrathion, Duchess, Loni, Lori, Leni, Luan, Carol, Dana, Becky, Martin, Victor, Jack Cyber, Penny and Tadashi.
Some other ships also land in with the rest of their allies: Matt Horner, Mira Han, Artanis, Talandar, Alarak, Zagara, Stukov, Ben Tennyson, Optimus Prime, Illidan Stormrage, Imperius, Orphea, Musa, Doctor Strange, Wonder Woman, Doctor Fate, Thor, Phoebe, Trevor Ghalt, Reyna and Princess Attea.
They walk down the halls and are being saluted by the Imperial Army, and with the bad ass Empire March theme song with them.
Boomer looks around at what he hears and is confused. "You guys hear that song?"
"Yeah, that would be Hollow's Star Wars theme song. It always comes out whenever we march into a fight, or a war, or when he feels like a bad ass and wants to look cool" replied Leon.
"I completely forgot that this is your first time to be on one of Hollow's ruthless starships" replied Lincoln. "You're bound to hear more theme songs." They continue they're walk to Hollow's throne room.
They then spot Admiral of the ship and he salutes to them. "The Supreme Leader is waiting for you." They nod to him and he opens the main doors and then they see him.
Supreme Leader Sith Lord Hollow Cabal. The most dangerous being in the cosmos. The man is looking out his tall and large red windows at the massive fleet that has come to aid him, and next to him inside its glass case is the Infinity Gauntlet.
The Admiral walks up to his Supreme Leader. "My lord, your allies have arrived."
"Thank you Admiral Czar, get every aircraft we have ready for combat and contact the rest of the fleet to stand ready" replied Hollow as Venom latches onto his shoulder and hisses.
"Yes my lord." The admiral walks out of the room.
The Main doors close and they all look to the man. "So, what seems to be the problem Hollow?" asked Gyro.
"There is a disturbance within the eternal veil and eternity of the cosmos" replied Hollow. "I sense a being who wields the force as I do and is within the very far reaches of this realm and is mustering an army to fight against all of us, and I sense he is trying to become stronger."
They were all shocked to hear this. "A wielder of the force? Who is this being?" asked Wrathion.
Lincoln also steps up, he does recall Hollow did teach him, Jordan and Luna the force so he has to address him in a different name. "Master, who is it? Who is this being who thinks they can be a potential threat to the very existence of the multiverse?"
Hollow looks to them with his mask still on him. "Snoke." (Darth Vader theme song.)
They are all shocked. Boomer then asks. "Snoke?" (Darth Vader theme song.)
Hollow then replies. "Snoke." (Darth Vader theme song.)
Victor is shocked by this. "Snoke?" (Darth Vader theme song.)
Hollow looks to all of them. "Yes. Snoke." (Darth Vader theme song.)
Luna is at a loss for words. "Seriously dude? That guy is real? Snoke?" (Darth Vader theme song.)
Hollow nods. "Indeed he is real, it is Snoke." (Darth Vader theme song.)
Neil's eye twitches from all of this. "Can we all stop saying Snoke?! (Darth Vader theme song.) That fucking song is getting so annoying!" They all look to the right side of the room and they all see John Williams and his orchestra waving at them.
"How come we never noticed them before?" asked Jack Cyber. "I saw them" replied Optimus Prime.
Hollow then looks out the window once more. "Snoke is real and he is here within the very vast cosmos of our Multiverse and he is trying to become as strong as me, or getter yet become even stronger."
Gyro sighs. "Hollow I don't want to be that guy who says that you may have been watching too many Star Wars reruns, but are you sure it is Snoke and its possibly just a Hybrid army like normal?"
Hollow looks to the Guardian. "Then use your all-powerful shit to sense him you retard."
Gyro then looks to the stars. "This is getting us no ….. Oh wait! Oh wow! I can sense him and he is real! Holy Shit that guy is so fucking ugly to look at."
They are all shocked. Snoke is real, the so called clone of Sidious and the leader of the First Order. Gyro is confused. "How the hell has he been hidden from your view?"
Hollow looks to the Cybros ship flying by. "I have been sensing him for the past 3 years of my life."
They all remain silent, then they speak up. "What?!"
Gyro looks to him. "What?! 3 Years?! 3 Years and you didn't bother to fucking tell any of us that this wrinkled old man asshole was here in our multiverse!"
Hollow turns off his mask and looks to the Guardian with a smile. "Yeah, I did." He then looks out the window once more. "But I didn't tell all of you because he didn't even feel like an actual threat to all of us, that and he was really weak when he came into my view."
All of them are bewildered by this. "Okay, so why the hell did you tell us this now?" asked Carol.
"Has he acquired a weapon of mass destruction that could be an actual threat?" asked Alarak.
"Does he have powerful allies that could be very familiar enemies to us?" asked Princess Attea.
"What is it?! What has he brought that made us all come together to face this heathen into one cluster fucked up war?!" asked Boomer as he goes onto his knees and yells to the ceiling.
They all look to Boomer as to why is he acting like this. "Calm down dude!" said Sam.
Hollow then looks to all of them to reply, they all await the answer from the Supreme Leader of this army. "I'm bored." (Darth Vader theme song.)
They all remain silent, and the very emotion of concern and worry from them has turned into complete utter confusion and a look that says. "What?"
Sergei pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. "Okay, so I think some of us have misheard you. Did you just say you're bored?"
Hollow nods. "Yes, yes I am bored." (Darth Vader theme song.)
They all had no clue how to respond to everything he just said. "So, you call all of us and our armies to come here to begin a full scale assault onto the now detected Snoke, just because you're bored?" asked Linka.
"Indeed I have, and we must rally ourselves for battle" replied Hollow.
Gyro looks to him. "What the fuck is going on here man? What is this shit?"
Hollow sighs. "I got nothing to do today, of even for tomorrow even yesterday I had nothing to do."
It was then that Neil understood what was going on. "Alright, alright, alright! I get it now." they all look to him. "You're looking for a fight. You have nothing to watch on TV, you've gone through all the reports on the locations you have conquered, there hasn't been any reports of Hybrid or Varelsi attacks and no other portal issues, so you want us to help you keep a massive fleet of Snoke ships while you assault his main base."
Hollow smiles. "You catch up fast Niel, and that is why we're best friends.
"We are not best friends you asshole!" yelled Neil in anger. He then calms down. "So, what's the plan?"
Hollow then shows them the location from his hologram map of the Multiverse. "This is where Snoke is, somewhere at the edge of this universe. He has gathered what was left of the First and Final Order and also some Imperial Forces from other Star Wars dimensions and all of them are parallel from one another. His fleet ranges only to 25 ships."
They all look to Hollow confused. "25? That's it?" asked Jordan.
"Yeah, he doesn't have a great gate. So he uses worm holes to rally this army, and worm holes are not easy to come by. Snoke is based within the fleet on the one Super Star Destroyer which is salvaged from what was left of Darth Vader's Star Destroyer."
"This is going to be one quick fucking fight" said Leon. That one they all agree on.
"So, my Flag Ship will make it into range and I will be seen by Snoke and his fleet. With me in this ship will be Mandie, Grievous, Lincoln, Jordan and Luna. Together we will lead the charge, so Linka will remain on the Aegis Battle Cruiser."
"Umm, why then exactly?" asked Ben Tennyson.
Hollow looks to the hero. "Kid, two of them are my finest commander and general and the other three are my students in the ways of the force."
Ben realizes this. "Huh, I did not know some of that. I really have to keep track of what's going on around the cosmos."
"Anyway, once we make them feel like they have the drop on us. Then that's when we send the whole fucking fleet of everything onto them! We scare the shit out of that weak Snoke-bitch fleet and have all of them go into an all-out cluster fucked panic attack."
Alarak snickers. "The use of fear into the hearts of those who think they can overpower you. Oh, I like this plan already."
"Exactly! See, he gets me!" said Hollow. They all groan, of course Alarak understands him, they're both ruthless leaders. "Now, once the fleet of 24 weak star destroyers is occupied and shiting themselves. My flag ship will pave the way and head for Snoke's ship, we will dock next to them and we will be the ones to go in and tell them "Knock, Knock. Here we are motherfuckers!" Then comes the part where we murder every idiot onboard and when that is done I will be the one to face the old man clone on a one on one duel! Hollow vs Snoke! New vs Old! Cool guy vs Retard! In an epic rap battle!"
They all look to him confused. "A what?!"
Hollow realizes what he said. "Oh, I meant, an epic Force Battle! Yeah, that's the one! And when it is all said and done, we shall see if the soldiers who were part of his vile and weak scheme will side with me and my empire or they will be launched out of space and I watch them die horribly in the cold void of the cosmos."
They all have no idea what to even say about this plot he has in store, it sounds kinda weird and stupid. Most of them are wondering if Snoke is even worth the battle and firepower.
Neil walks up to Hollow. "I say, let's go and fuck shit up!" They all decide to go along with it. Neil then looks to them. "Come on guys! This is gonna be the stupidest thing we have ever done! And let's make sure it goes down in fucking history as we have all single handedly and easily defeated the worse army ever assembled!"
"Yeah!" They all leave the throne room to assemble their forces. Then Lincoln realizes. "Wait. What just happened?"
Hollow turns off the map and he sees Alarak is still there. "What are you still doing here?"
Alarak walks up to him. "I would like to come with you to slaughter those mindless soldiers that listen to a clone of Sidious, my blades need the taste of the blood of those who are idiotic in nature." They both look towards every ship that is now armed and ready for war.
"Very well then, this is going to be one fight that will be remembered and placed down to mark Snoke as the weakest guy I have ever faced" said Hollow.
"Do not underestimate him" replied Alarak. "We do not even know how powerful he has become, even if you can sense his very presence. Chances he may have hidden something from you."
Hollow thinks about this. "True, true. But I always come prepared." They both look to the Infinity Gauntlet and Venom attaches himself to Lord Hollow and they split their face. "This is going to be a fun and stupid space battle!"
(Somewhere at the edge of the Multiverse.)
The fleet of Supreme Leader Snoke travels to find the next worm hole, they have resources and lots of firepower and they have been cruising through the vast regions of space for five weeks.
Then a Super Star Destroyer comes into view, a lone Super Star Destroyer. All the ships spot it and they then ready all their weapons and they also send out their TIE Fighter's to attack it and they see that this ship belongs to the Immortal Council.
Hollow along with High Lord Alarak, General Grievous, Commander Mandie, Lincoln, Jordan and Luna. "Look at that, look at how weak and shitty that fleet is. They have no idea what's in store for them all."
As the TIE fighters get closer, that's when everyone comes out of lightspeed and all the TIE fighters are startled by this and they panic and try to fly back, but throughout this panic some of them crash onto each other and explode.
Everyone watches as the fighters try to retreat and end up hitting each other. "Dude, this is kinda sad." One of the TIE fighters crashes onto the Aegis, but does not damage. Thank you force field.
Hollow laughs at this. "Look at them panic! What a bunch of scared shitheads!" He then laughs while sitting on his throne. He calms down, but chuckles a bit. "Oh wow. Kill them all."
The fleet then deploys all of their fighters and ace air force ships and they begin their relentless assault onto the fleet and ships. All the admirals and commander's onboard Snoke's fleet begin shooting, but the fighters of the Immortal Council evade them with such ease and manage to bomb many of these Star Destroyers.
They may be armed with ammo and firepower for rebels, but not for an attack like this.
The fleet of ships then comes into range and they blast all of the Star Destroyers with equal ease.
The Aegis is way huge than an Imperial Star Destroyer as it neighbors it. Linka then gives the word. "Open fire!" The Aegis then bombards the First Order Star Destroyer and it is destroyed in seconds.
Linka is shocked by this. "Wow. That was way too easy. What are those things even made of? Vintage Star Wars steel?" They continue to send every ship they have and they start to overwhelm the First Order Fleet.
As this goes on Hollow sees the First Order Star Destroyers rally to defend Snoke's Super Star Destroyer. "Activate the hammer head and pave the way, then launch the tractor beam and dock is onto that Super Star Destroyer." He then pulls out his phone as he sits on his throne.
The front of Vader's Star assembles some parts of its main hull into that from the Hammer Hear Corvette and it surges forward and rams through all ten First Order Star Destroyers, and while that is happening Hollow is playing Angry Birds Star Wars. The others also watch him play.
One by one each of the First Order Star Destroyers are split in half or torn apart by the ramming Super Star Destroyer and the rest of the Immortal Council Fleet watches as this happens.
"Wow! When the hell did Hollow add that to his ship?" asked Neil. He then gets out of the Leviathan and turns into Deathwing and joins his Mutalisks into the battle.
"That is the scariest thing I have ever seen and I thought the Empire's Shogun Battleships were scary." Martin blasts a TIE fighter and he goes after a TIE bomber.
Soon, all the First Order Star Destroyers are wiped out and the Two Super Star Destroyers are now neighboring each other. Snoke's ship tries to bombard Hollow's but does no damage, Hollow's ship is heavily shielded.
"My lord, we are prepping docking bays now!" said General Grievous.
Hollow wins the game. "Huh, oh cool." He puts his phone away and he gets up. "Let us begin the attack!" Admiral Czar, remain here and bombard the main guns of the other ship and watch for enemy fighters. We will take care of our foe!"
"Yes my lord" replied Admiral Czar.
General Grievous removes his cloak and readies his four arms and light sabers, Mandie pulls out her fire sword and Alarak has his energy blades ready and takes in some Terrazin to give him some more power.
Lincoln has Mjolnir ready, but he sticks to his Shredder Gauntlets to Light Saber claw mode, Luna pulls out Frostmourne and with some powers of the force it glows blue on the edges like a light saber and Jordan has her dual blue light sabers. "Glad I left Dominic back home he could use some time with my parents."
Hollow sees they are ready for this. "Well alright." He then has his red double sided light saber ready. "Let's go and knock on their door."
They soon make it to the main docking bay and they see some First Order Storm Troopers trying to shoot at them, so they all take cover. "We're gonna need to clear the path" said Lincoln.
Luna's eyes glow. "Let's see how they like having some ice up their throats!"
Hollow then stops Luna. "No, I shall deal with these interlopers, the bad ass way." Hollow then uses his light saber to kill the lights. They all back up and let him do his own thing.
"Something tells me that this is about to turn into a scene from Rogue One" replied Jordan.
The Storm troopers all continue to fire onto the hallway, but then the lights are turned off. "What's going on?"
They then see the main doors back to their ship has been closed and the alarms start to blare and they go to the main doors and try to open it. "Get this thing open!" Then they hear some heavy breathing and look to the dark hallway and point they're weapons.
They're all shaking in their boots and are afraid what lies in the darkness, and then they see it.
A Red double sided light saber reveals Hollow. "Surprise Motherfuckers, I'm back!" (Cue Darth Vader and Terminator theme.)
The Storm troopers then fire they're weapons in fear. "Blast him!" They shoot onto Hollow but he deflects all of their blasts as he walks towards them.
He then uses the force and pulls their blasters away, he then makes one Storm Trooper get stuck to the ceiling and he throws his light saber and kills the rest. He then grabs his weapon and kills the guy stuck to the ceiling.
He then splits the last Storm Trooper in half and he busts the main doors of the enemy ship wide open. A lot of Storm Troopers start blasting him. "Guys, we need to talk." Hollow force chokes all of them. "Good talk."
He then steps out of the docking halls and the others follow soon after, two Droidekas guard the docking bay for them. "Alright, so the rest of you guys can go and kill everyone else onboard to scare the enemy fleet into surrendering while I go after an even bigger prize!" Hollow then walks off and kills a first Order Officer.
They just watch him walk off. "Well, that was the most intense and awesome thing I have ever seen" said Jordan. They all agree on that one.
Then some First Order Storm Trooper head towards them with their weapon ready. Luna's eyes glow. "You dudes ready for this?!" She has her Runeblade ready. They all have their weapons ready and they charge forward and start slaughtering every First Order trooper and officer onboard.
(Where Hollow is.)
Hollow walks down the halls with a very intense music with him. He has already slaughtered ten to fifty First Order guys, and now he is standing in front of the main doors of his enemy, the throne room of First Order Supreme Leader Snoke.
"This is it, it's the final countdown!" Hollow then uses the force and he rips the doors apart and they blast wide open. He steps in and he sees the red suited Royal Guards/Inquisitors of Snoke surrounding the room, and then he sees him.
Sitting on his throne as if he were Thanos but apparently he ain't, dressed as hew as in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the ugly clone/puppet of Lord Sidious. Snoke! (Intense Empire theme song.)
Hollow looks upon the First Order Supreme Leader. "Snoke."
Snoke snickers. "Lord Hollow Cabal. I knew you would come."
Hollow looks around. "Well obviously you'd knew, my ship came in and rammed like half your fleet and here we are now and I have come to entertain myself by having one epic and bad ass duel with the worst sith in history."
Snoke looks to him in annoyance. "You're power …. Is strong. But I also feel your emotions are what brings you to your full might."
"Well ain't that the sorry ass truth" replied Hollow. "You know, I would really much like to know how the fuck did someone like you came to be in this realm anyway. You're just a pawn in the works of Sidious and yet your existence just pops out of nowhere. Like he gave birth to you."
Snoke growls at the very voice of the new sith in front of him. "I do not like the tone in your voice, boy."
"And I don't like your old man face" said Hollow. "I can't believe I am about to say this. Your dad is so ugly, he needs prosthetics to take a shit in the toilet!" Some of the Royal Guards feel like laughing at this.
Snoke stands up and looks onto Hollow. "I will not be insulted by this, from someone like you. Seize him!"
The Royal Guards surround Hollow and they ready their electrical looking staff weaponry. Hollow looks around. "Ten against one, sounds fair enough."
The Royal Guards charge at him and Hollow parry's all of their attacks and also slices some of them in half, the rest he just goes fist to fist and punches them to the ground and then uses the force to crush them slowly and painfully.
Hollow finishes off the last Royal Guard by standing above him and impaling his head. "This was too easy."
Snoke snickers. "Is that what you think, boy?" Snoke uses the force on Hollow. When Hollow turns around he's not budging. Snoke continues to use what strength he has to push, pull or perhaps choke him. But nothing.
Hollow looks around and then back to Snoke. "What are you doing?" Then he realizes. "Oh, you're trying to kill me with the force. Well, that ain't gonna happen man."
Snoke then stops. "I see, your power exceeds to that beyond your master, Darth Vader and it appears you have surpassed Kylo Ren. You have gotten stronger and you have proven to be a far dangerous adversary beyond me. I am impressed, but perhaps the force will not decide who stands triumphant this day."
Snoke then grabs his red light saber and is now a few feet from Hollow. "We shall see who will be forever more the Supreme Leader."
Hollow then enters a combat stance similar to Kylo Ren and he triggers his mask. "I have surpassed every being who has wields the force and they are all one within me. Both Jedi and sith, and today I will claim victory."
Snoke then enters his own combat stance. "We shall see."
The two opposing sides look onto each other and then they charge in at full speed with their light sabers ready then with one quick dash they both stop and are now on opposite sides, Hollow looks to the throne and he pants heavily. "It appears we are of equal match."
Hollow is about to turn around. "Only one of us can be truly named the- Oh shit! You're already dead?!"
Yeah, Snoke is on the ground and split in half. He's dead as hell and his light saber is on the ground broken.
Let's go back and replay to what the fuck happened to this shit:
Now Hollow and Snoke are charging at each other, Snoke tries to strike him down, and Hollow uses his light saber to block him. But Hollow didn't know that he destroyed Snoke's light saber and sliced him in the middle of his waist.
As both of them are on opposing sides. Hollow has his back turned and fails to see Snoke fall to the ground, drop his light saber and his upper half slides off and his legs drop to the floor.
Okay, so now we know what the fuck happened and we're back to the now:
Hollow goes over to Snoke's dead body and kicks him a bit. "You alive ugly? We didn't finish our fight." He then looks around and turns off his mask. "I came all this way to kill you in an epic clash of the force and this is what I get, this is fucking bullshit!"
Hollow then continues to kick Snoke. "Get! The! Fuck! Up! You! Ugly! Piece! Of! Shit!"
Hollow continues to kick the corpse of Snoke, thinking something might happen. "Ahem." He stops and turns around and he sees everyone is looking at him in shock and confusion. "Dude that sucked" said Luna.
Hollow puts away his light saber. "Yeah, that was not the fight I wanted."
"The soldiers onboard this vessel offered a better fight than him, we saw what happened and that Snoke is weak as hell" said Alarak.
"I thought you two would duel it out, but instead he just died like he did in the film" said Jordan.
Hollow sighs. "Let's just get the fuck out of here." Hollow then tosses a grenade into the throne room as they walk out. That is a quantum ion grenade and they all have to get off before it detonates.
(Minutes later.)
Everyone looks upon the wrecked fleet of ships and then they watch as Snoke's Super Star Destroyer blows up like a star and decimates the remains of his fleet.
"Well, that went well. Sort of" replied Leon.
"This fight has got to be the weakest fight we have ever had" said Ben.
"And none of our guys were killed, they all made it with little to know damage" said Victor.
"This has been a waste of time. Is this all going down in history?" asked Carol.
Gyro sighs. "Apparently yes, this is now marked as the worst fight we have ever done. Too easy and barely any damage to us and no casualties except to the side that didn't even give us a fucking challenge!"
They all agreed it was a terrible battle.
"We did not take any prisoners did we?" asked Gwen.
"We got some droids." They all look to Boomer who has a few Frist Order Astrodroids and Service droids. "Do they count?"
They decide not to respond to that and the maintenance crew take the droids into their shops for inspection and memory wipe.
They all look to Hollow on his throne. "Master, are you okay?" asked Lincoln.
Hollow only has one thing to say as he gets up and then looks to all of them. "Let's go get some Shawarma."
To be continued …..
A/N: Thank god that was over. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 7/8/20 – 7/9/20.