Spells and Louds
Chapter 397: Game Stream
Back to Minecraft once again! With Sunset, Neil, Leon, Victor, Martin, Lincoln and Gyro.
"Hey guys and welcome back to Shimmer Cove, now here's the thing. This video was made a few days ago, and we have no clue where Gyro is now so we can't be able to make a game stream for you all to see. Let's take a look back at out venture to the new Nether update from two days ago. So, enjoy seeing this folks!"
(A few days ago.)
They're all gathered to the location of the Nether portal, and the location is where they first started their community. It's also the place where they pranked Victor and stole his diamonds. Ha! "Alright, alright. So the new Nether is here, so who here knows what could be new in there?" asked Gyro.
"Well, I think there are new locations and new mobs and also a new mount" replied Lincoln.
"I think you can sleep in beds in there too" said Martin. They all chuckle at that one.
"Alright, let's try this. You all ready? One, two and three." Gyro uses the flint and steel to activate the Nether portal, but he misses and he ignite the square block of ground in front of him and is blue fire?
"Whoa, Whoa! Why is the fire blue?" asked Sunset. Some of them back up and the others go close to look at the blue flames sitting on the soul sand ground.
"I think it's the effect of fire in the Nether, I think" replied Victor.
"Okay, so I'm gonna try it again." This time, Gyro ignites the flint and steel and the Nether portal is open. "Let's go!" They all pass into the portal and straight for the Nether.
(The Nether.)
They all come out and see the Netehrrack ground is still the same and they see the same old lava water fall at the distance. "Huh, not much has changed here" said Neil.
"But that is!" said Leon, they follow him and see some light or bluish green grass-like ground and some tress? "Whoa! This is new and so weird!"
"Let's harvest some and bring it home, we have to figure out what this cool wood does" said Lincoln. "What's this on the ground? Some kind of mushroom?"
Sunset mines one and picks it up. "Says here this is Warpped Fungus, no clue what this is used for but sure as hell I am not putting this in stew."
Victor spots something. "Guys, over there." They spot some weird pig-looking mods but they have tusks and aren't going near them, but they want to go near them (Hoglin). "I'm gonna go and say hi." But as Victor goes near them, they attack him and the others laugh. Oh shit! Oh shit!" He comes back to the others and the boar-like mobs don't follow him anymore. "What the fuck? Why did they stop?"
"I think it has something to do with the warpped fungus" said Martin.
"Then let's collect some, I don't wanna go around this new land with those pigs following us" said Sunset. They all get to harvesting Warpped Fungus and they also hold onto to their left hands.
They then spot something. "Holy. Shit! Look at that!" said Gyro. They all spot the black bricked fortress.
"Is that a new kind of Nether fortress or castle?" asked Lincoln.
"Only one way to find out guys" said Sunset. They all make their way to the mysterious Nether fortress. They look closely and pass through the open door and see the blue torches and walls, they even see some gold within the Netherrack on the ground next to the quartz Netherrack.
"I think this gold could be useful, I'm gonna mine some" said Lincoln.
Neil breaks the black brinks on the wall and he picks it up. "This says this is Nether stone." They all look to him and are shocked. "This is cool, I'm bringing this shit home with me."
Leon then strays away from them. "Oh shit!"
"Leon, what's going on? Are you okay?" asked Gyro.
"There's this weird pig guy in gold armor and he's attacking me! Help!" They go to where Leon is and they see this pig-looking humanoid in golden armor and wielding a golden sword and is attacking Leon. (Piglin.)
"Whoa! Who the fuck is this guy? Why is he attacking Leon of all people?" asked Victor.
Sunset laughs. "Oh jeez, he hates Leon so much!" They all laugh.
"Can someone kill this fucking bastard?!" yelled Leon as he tries to fight the Piglin with his enchanted Diamond Sword. "What the fuck is this thing anyway?! I didn't even do anything!"
Lincoln then tosses a gold nugget to the Piglin and it stops, picks up the gold nugget and looks at it. "What the? I just tossed him a gold nugget and now he's doing nothing."
They all gather to the Piglin. "Someone Google what is this bastard" said Gyro. "What is he doing?"
"He looks like he's fascinated by gold" said Leon. "Hey fucker! You're wearing gold!"
Then the Piglin tosses a Diamond helmet to Lincoln. "Whoa what?! He gave me something!"
"Oh my god! This is like the wandering trader!" said Victor.
"Whoa! This guy is so cool!" said Sunset. They then see the Piglin walking away. "Oh, so you just give him some gold, he gives you something back and he ignores you entirely. Must be some kind of rite of passage."
"Everyone quick, mine for gold and keep it safe!" said Neil. They all start mining gold, but then they see Lincoln switch his armor from diamond armor to gold armor. "What the fuck? When did you get those?"
"Well, I did here from the Nether update that gold armor may be required for the new update" replied Lincoln. "So, I brought me this and I think I'm safe."
They all stop and look to Lincoln. "And you didn't bother to fucking tell us about this shit?" asked Gyro.
They continue mining for gold, then Leon speaks. "I fucking hated getting attacked by that stupid pig, now I gotta heal with eating meat."
Lincoln places down a bed. Martin speaks. "Hey Leon, I recall that you can sleep in beds now to regain your full health and hunger meter. Go ahead man." The others back away.
"Oh wow, sounds fucking awesome, here let me try." Leon tries to sleep in the bed, but it instead explodes. Yeah, you still can't sleep in the Nether. "Fucking sick assholes!"
They all laugh. "Pranked! Pranked! I got him guys!" yelled Lincoln and they all laugh.
(Later.)
They all leave the nee Nether fortress with some gold in their inventory. They then make it to some kind of Red colored forest. "Whoa! What is this place?" asked Leon. They were all amazed by the looks of the new biome.
Lincoln checks the name of the forest through Google. "This is the Crimson Forest, nice name and a lot of red wood too." They all laugh at that pun. "Yeah, that was kinda funny."
"Wow. This new stuff is kinda cool to look at, I mean we saw some mobs, we saw new things and Leon fucking blew up blew up" said Victor as he mines for the red vines. The others chuckle a bit while mining for some stuff in the Crimson Forest.
Leon places a bed behind Martin. "I am Leon, welcome to jackass, this here is sleeping in the Crimson Forest! Wee!"
Martin tries to run, but he gets blown up along with Leon for trying to sleep in a bed and they all laugh and look to the crater. "Mother fucker!" yelled Martin.
"Oh god. Look at that fiery crater and all their stuff is in there too" chuckled Gyro and they all laugh.
"Someone fucking teleport me there!" yelled Martin.
(Later.)
Neil wanders away from them and he looks to the sea of lava and sees something. "Guys, guys. Come here, I found this weird little guy and he's got hair on his head and he's walking in the sea of lava!"
They all stop what they're doing and look around. "Wait what?" asked Leon. "Where the fuck are you at man?" They all look to where Neil went off to.
"Okay, so we have to put a bell on Neil next time so he won't get lost" said Martin.
"I'm on the far end of the Crimson Forest, come to me, come to me. This guy looks like a weird Kirby thing" replied Neil. "He is walking in the lava!" They all go to where he is and they see this weird creature. The creature has a block shaped head, two eyes, a mouth that is sort of frowning, purplish pink skin and white hairs to the side of its head/body and walks on two legs in the sea of lava. (Strider.)
"Whoa! What the hell is that thing?" asked Sunset.
"Oh! He has a face!" said Gyro. "What am I fucking looking at anyway? What the shit is that?"
Lincoln then realizes. "Oh! That must be the new mount. Wow! He looks kinda freaky, someone go talk to it!"
Neil uses some Netherrack to make a pathway on the sea of lava to go to the creature. But Leon uses his stick of knockback and he hits Victor (Wearing Fire Protection Diamond armor.) and Victor is knocked into the lava.
They all laugh as Victor surfaces. "You fluking bitches!" He tries to walk back to them. "Oh wow this hurts." He is now on fire and they all laugh at him. "Shit this hurts so much guys!"
"Get back here man, get back here!" said Gyro.
"You guys are being assholes, come on!" said Neil.
"This fucking hurts, I'm gonna fucking die!" yelled Victor as he continues to walk back to them while also still on fire. "How am I still alive?" They all laugh at this.
Neil looks to Leon. "Leon has the stick of knockback! Leon you retarded asshole!"
Leon laughs. "I didn't think it would do that, I thought he would go a few blocks not far!"
Victor makes it and he eats some food. "Fuck! I survived you assholes!"
Soon, Neil makes a full pathway to the Strider. "So glad I brought a saddle with me, I wanna see if I can ride him." He was now in range of the Strider, Lincoln follows up behind him. "Hey there little buddy, I just wanna be friends." Neil looks to Lincoln and is being cautious. "You back the fuck away man."
They all laugh from this. "I just wanted to see!" said Lincoln. "I'm not gonna knock you into lava."
Neil then places a saddle on the Strider and he's now riding it. The others look in awe. "Neil's riding it! Holy shit!" said Martin.
"He's riding it! He can ride it!" said Lincoln. "This is the new mount in the Nether, and we didn't even get hurt!"
"That is so cool! Can you make him move?" asked Sunset.
"No, I don't know." Neil looks to them. "Someone fucking Google this thing and what it does!"
Lincoln does that. "Oh so it's like the pig back in the overworld. You need a fishing rod with a warpped fungus and out it onto the fishing rod and it'll follow you, yeah just like the pig."
"I got a fishing rod with me, and we all have fungus from that blue forest" replied Martin. They set up a crafting table and Gyro brought with him some string and they use the sticks and warpped fungus and they all have warpped fungus on a fishing rod.
Neil then gets the Strider to move. "Oh yeah! Oh yeah, now we're talking! We are walking boys!"
"Look at him go! Are there any more in this place?" asked Victor.
"I don't know" replied Neil. Then he walks away from them. "Hang on, I'm gonna go and look for them." It wasn't long for him to do that. "Holy shit! Guys, I …. I found a whole horde of them!"
"Quick, bring them back here now!" said Sunset. They all use the blocks of Netherrack they have to connect to the pathway and make some kind of pen with lava inside.
"I'm coming back guys, and I brought some friends!" said Neil. They all see Neil on his strider and behind him are so many of them. "Look at me guys! They made me their king!" They all laugh.
"Look at that! There is far too fucking many for us to even have!" said Gyro.
Neil rallies all the Striders into the Netherrack lava pen and he gives the others some saddles. They all have some warpped fungus and all the Striders look to them. Neil and Susnet then feed two Striders with warpped fungus.
The two striders then go to each other, and Neil knows whats' gonna happen. "Yes, yes. Make a baby, make a baby!" then they all look in awe at the little Strider that came out.
"Oh wow! That is just … Wow!" said Sunset.
"Look at him, he's so small" said Lincoln.
"You're weird you disgusting little fella" said Leon.
But then Victor slips and falls into the lava. "Oh jeez, I'm dead." They all laugh. "Okay I'm dead now." And he's dead and they all laugh hard.
"This is messed up right now. So, what the hell are we gonna do with these guys anyway?" asked Gyro.
"We should bring them back home" said Martin.
"Now that sounds like a plan, we have to make some kind of trail of lava that leads back to the Nether portal" said Sunset.
"Then we have to make some kind of lava pen so they can stay in it, because something tells me they only spawn in lava areas" replied Victor. He was brought back through teleporting from Gyro.
"Okay, so we ride them back to where we started and we make the lava trail through the nether portal, we make them a cool lava ranch and we keep em as pets!" said Leon.
"We can't" replied Lincoln. They all look to him in shock, even the Striders just looked at him. "We can't bring them back to the overworld guys. Says here in Google, that when the Strider is in the Overworld, then they will start to vibrate and shake and then die. They can also increase the weight of the boat and make is sink."
"Oh come on!" they all complain. "Well, there goes our chance to ride the lava" said Gyro.
"We can however just build something here and use them whenever we come back to visit the Nether and wanna cross the lava" said Lincoln.
They all look to each other and then back to Lincoln. "Yeah, that sounds like a plan, let's do that then" said Sunset. They all hop onto their Striders, the only problem is that they have ten Striders with them, including the baby Strider. So the rest are just goin to follow them with their warpped fungus.
"Let's ride people!" said Neil.
They all make their way through the sea of lava with their Striders and the rest following. "Yeah! This is so awesome!" said Lincoln.
"We own the lava now! We own you!" said Gyro.
"Okay, so I'm using the number coordinates and I know where the Nether portal is, so all we have to do is go someplace that has lava and is near the portal and we build some kind of shack or outpost with what we got and we also build the ranch and we contain these little guys in there and we can ride them whenever we come back here and do something stupid" replied Sunset.
"Yeah, that about sums it all up" said Martin.
"What else should we know about the new Nether update?" asked Leon.
Lincoln then finds the information. "Okay, so what we encountered first were called Hoglin's and if we kill them then they drop some meat that is far more superior to that of the normal pig and if they go to the overworld, then they freak out and turn into Zombie Hoglin's?!"
"Wow! Would love to see that, anything else?" asked Neil.
"Okay, so the Zombie Pigman is gone and has been replaced with what we saw in the new Netherblock Nether Fortress, they're called Piglin's. These guys are attracted to gold and hate people who don't have any gold. They live in small communities and they hunt down the Hoglin as they're food or something, also if you open a chest near them, then they will attack you because that chest belongs to them and just like the Hoglin, if the Piglin goes to the overworld, he'll freak out and morph into a …. Zombie Piglin! Wait what?!"
"Wow! That sounds scary and also not good to look at" said Leon.
They soon spot the Nether portal and they begin to build a special shack made up of the Netehrblocks and Netherrack and they make the ranch, the outpost and everything else. They even add some warped fungus to the ground and Susnet and Gyro put some chests and an end chest inside.
"Okay, so this will be our Nether Outpost for this world, could be the start of a new community and for when we need to harvest some good stuff in this new Nether update" said Neil.
"This is great, we found mounts, new mobs, I died a lot and we have all of this. Now we can't be afraid of this place, well still be terrified" said Victor.
"And now we can put gold armor to good use" said Lincoln.
Sunset then looks to the screen. "Well, this has been an awesome and funny time for us here in the Nether update, I hope you all enjoyed this and we're gonna keep doing some funny and random stuff on the server and when the next update comes. I will see you all next time here in Shimmer Cove! Peace out!"
Then Leon is killed by a Wither Skeleton and they all laugh and fight the mob. "Wow! The one fucking thing that hasn't fucking changed around here! For fucks sake!"
"Should we be worried about the Blazes and Ghast's around here?" asked Martin.
To be continued …..
A/N: Based off of the new Nether update by Wildcat, Terroriser, FourZero, Vanoss, Basically, Moosnuckel and Nogla. Check out the video, it is funny. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 7/20/20 – 7/21/20.