Welcome back to the Dissidia Final Fantasy Intros. Today, we're going after what may be the youngest character in the entire game: the protagonist of Final Fantasy III: Onion Knight! Weird name, but I'll let it slide. So let's get started!
Spyro vs Onion Knight:
Onion Knight: If you're trying to look menacing, it's not working.
Onion Knight: I won't go easy on you, just because you're old.
Onion Knight: Size doesn't matter, allow me to show you.
Onion Knight: Got a lot on your mind?
Onion Knight: Don't you ever get tired of this hero gig?
Onion Knight vs Spyro:
Spyro: Geez kid, you're like Tidus in miniature!
Spyro: Size doesn't matter, but age does. Get out of here, kid!
Spyro: You could stand to grow up a little.
Spyro: Don't think I'm going easy on you, just because you're young.
Spyro: This is not a field for a 10 year old!
Fun fact: Spyro's first line here is actually my unfiltered reaction to Onion Knight after hearing his dialogue.