Spells and Louds
Chapter 465: Left for the Dead!
(Spellman Hell Mansion.)
Boomer's Super Kirov arrives onto the scene and he looks out the window and he spots some very familiar people. Leon, Sergei and Victor are outside and they seem to be up to something. "No good can come from this shit."
A dropship flies by him and inside of it was Lincoln, Linka, Jordan, Simon, Stella and Aggie. They're inbound to get ready for a sleep over at Great Lake City, because school is out till the end of the week, due to some meetings involving some chances they wanna put into the school and make it better.
Boomer then lowers his airship and drops the anchor and comes down. "Alright, what the hell do you guys want with me? I know this might have….." He's then covered by a brown bag and struggles to free himself. "What the hell?! What the fuck?! Who in the hell?!"
"Sergei! Hit him with something!" said Victor as he tries to make sure Boomer stays in the bag.
Sergei grabs a shovel and hits it onto Boomer and he falls to the ground. "Nailed it! Now, let's get this guy to the location and begin the whole thing." Leon and Victor puck up Boomer and carry him to the Tiger Tank, and Sergei has the weapons and they drive off to Spellman Estate.
All while Loona and her pups see this and look to each other and then back to the guys who drove off. "Nothing good can come from what they're gonna be doing. Come on you little ones, let's go and watch something with blood in it."
(Spellman Estate.)
Niel is waiting outside and surely enough he sees the Tiger Tank coming and waves at them. The beast of a tank stops in front of Neil and they all come out. "You guys ready for this?" Sergei tosses him the weapons bag, which he catches. "Dang. These are a lot of guns."
Then Victor and Leon bring Boomer out of the tank. "All necessary if we are to survive where we're going and surely we have to make it through, even though some of us can pretty much outlive and also not die" replied Leon.
They then carry the unconscious idiot to the great gate and Neil uses his magic to open the portal. "You guys know what you're doing right?"
"Yeah, we've done this in game and pretty sure this is gonna be a fucking breeze in real life" replied Sergei. He makes sure the Tiger Tank is secured and that no one can enter the hatches. "Let's go and fuck shit up!"
Leon then tosses Boomer's body through the portal and grabs a pump shotgun. "Let's go and knock some fucking skulls bitches!"
Victor grabs two pistols. "Time to nut up or shut up!" They all look to him confused. "What? What did I say?"
"Don't ever say that again, you stole that from Zombieland" replied Sergei.
Victor sighs. "Let's just do this already." They all run through the portal, Neil just watches and sighs.
"Well, whatever they do in there is bound to end up blowing shit all over them, I'll be on standby when they need some back up." Neil then heads back to the house, he then looks to the newspaper about these mysterious murders to employees at some pizzerias and some kids saying they've seen this large animatronic robot telling them to go with it. "Well, this is interesting."
(Somewhere else.)
Boomer opens his eyes and he sees some sunlight. "Where the hell? What the heck? Who in the?" He then sees he's on the roof of a building and there's some smoke coming from the bottom, the whole place is on fire and he sees the guy who took him.
Victor is checking the medkits they have and he grabs a Molotov, checks the ammo of his two pistols and he locked and loaded the auto shotgun.
Leon sees an axe and he grabs it, he grabs a med kit and then he checks if he has enough ammo for his pump shotgun and he snags a pipe bomb and then throws another pipe bomb to the distance in which they hear some angry growls from the outside of the building as some things go after the pipe bomb.
Sergei has a grenade launcher to his back alongside a Chainsaw, M60, an axe, crow bar, machete and he has an assault rifle ready, two pistols to his sides with Molotovs and pipe bombs and he has enough ammo for his military combat rifle, alongside the three medkits.
Boomer is confused then he realizes where they are. "No fucking way! No fucking way!"
They see the guy awake. "Rise and Shine lord dingus, we're in the world based off the one in Left 4 Dead 2. So, welcome to Georgia and we are on the roof of this shitty hotel and it's still burning and the original survivors left the place two hours ago, so I think it's time for us to move" replied Sergei.
Boomer then grabs a magnum pistol, a baseball bat, and he picks up the AK-47 and a med kit. "So, I can guess this is your ways of showing that you guys wanna help me get over the issue that I had a break up with someone right? So, who's fucked up idea was this anyway?"
Leon and Victor point to Sergei. "The others said this was a good idea, and they wanted me to tag along because I'm Russian like you and Sergei" replied Victor.
"I was caught into this mix because Sergei said they need a 4th man for the job and so here I am and with nothing else to do" replied Leon. "Also, I got nothing else to do back home, so I thought this would be nice to do and we were already told about what the plan is and we know you could figure it out too."
"Yeah no fucking kidding you dicks!" said Boomer. "First we get off this roof and then we make it through the fucking streets, then we hit the mall and then we go to the atrium and look for a ride, but spoiler alert, there is no ride because the 4 other survivors from before took Jimmy Gibbs Jr's stock car. So how in the hell do we get the fuck out of here?!"
Sergei then goes to the door. "I have a plan, we have a ride and so, let's make this shit happen folks!" He then kicks the door and the others follow him. "Alright, this is the real deal and not the game. So even if we do know how this works, be prepared for anything. There are no do overs, no respawns and surely the difficulty level has been set to horse shit hard and we don't know what we're up against."
Boomer passes by Sergei and he begins to shoot like ten zombies, he kicks the door of another room and he sees a Boomer Zombie, he shoves the obese zombie and knocks him off the building and he ducks down and shoots the Hunter.
"There, now let's get to the next area which is blocked by fire. Take the outside windows and then the stairs since the elevator is out, chances the elevator down stairs might be working or it's broken, and so we might as well have to improvise."
Leon and Victor look to Sergei. "Huh, I guess even Boomer knows what he's doing. Let's move."
"Of course he knows what he's doing, he's been living on Mount. Everest way before he joined the team" said Victor. He then shoots a zombie.
"This is gonna be an easy thing to do guys" replied Leon. He then moves to the side from an incoming charger and he and Victor shoot it till it dies and they get back to moving. "We should've chose another location than this place."
"Too late, this is it" said Sergei. A zombie charges at him and he knocks it away and shoots it.
They then see the hallway blocked by fire and they take the window area and make sure they don't fall, Boomer leads the way and they look into one of the burning rooms. "8 beds in one room? What a shitty hotel."
Sergei then grabs a bile jar. "Grabbing puke." They then continue with their trek and make it to another hallway and they start shooting zombies scattered in the area.
They then make it to the next set of stairs and this time they stop when they hear some coughing. "Fucking smoker guys, let's get ready to slice that tongue off!" said Leon.
"Not a tongue man, did some research and found out it's the Smoker's intestine" replied Victor. They all look to him shocked. "What? It's true."
"Well, that was too much information." Boomer goes down the stairs and he kicks the door open, and the Smoker grabs him. "Shit! Shit! Not me! Why the first fucker?!"
"Hang on!" Sergei comes down and he shoots the smoker and then the horde comes. "Hell inbound!"
Leon helps shoot the dead alongside Sergei, while Victor unwraps Boomer from the smoker's tongue. "Yup this s just like when we play, you always get snared by the smokers."
Boomer stands up and he tosses a pipe bomb. "Fuck on that assholes!" the zombies all go for the pipe bomb and the take cover to the nearby room and the horde is dead. "And that's how it's fucking done!"
They then get to the next windows and walk by the ledges and get to a safe place and then go back to the hallways. They then hear a familiar sound. "Charger, where the hell is it?" said Sergei.
The Charge then busts through the door next to them and knocks them away, it rams Victor and pins him to the wall and slams him around. "Shoot it! Shoot this son of a bitch!"
Sergei grabs his chainsaw and starts it. "Come on you sorry ass son of a bitch!" He then attacks the Charger from behind and kills it. He then helps Victor back up. "You okay man?"
Victor coughs. "Never better. Ten four, and ready for more." Leon hands him back his pistols. They then get moving and see that there are no more zombies in the area and they make it to the elevator and push the button.
They all wait for it to arrive, then Boomer sees another Boomer zombie and he shoots it. "Too easy fat bastards!"
The elevator then opens and there is a fucking Hunter, is screeches and then lands onto Leon. "Oh, for fucks sake!" The Hunter tries to slash Leon.
Boomer knocks the Hunter off of Leon and he keeps knocking it away and then he repeatedly beats it up with his baseball bat, and it dies. "Ha! Hunters aren't even close to being a challenge to me."
Victor helps Leon back to his feet and checks him. "The freak didn't hurt you, all it did was pin you down for the kill."
Leon sighs in relief. "Man. That thing came out of fucking nowhere! What the hell?!"
Boomer then picks up a bile jar and keeps it. "Surely that thing has been waiting for whoever would use this again and sure as hell it made the right choice."
Sergei checks inside and he looks around. "Okay, clear. Let's move." They all get into the elevator and they push the button and it goes down. "How the hell does this thing work anyway?"
Victor looks to the buttons. "Chances it glitched up and the whole system ignored the fire safety protocols and it back operational, but chances this will be offline once the power to the whole building goes off, but if that happens then the emergency generators will start up and this thing will still be working."
"Smart thinking, we should keep ready and set once this door opens to bottom level. We all know what happens next and it's gonna be so messed up!" said Sergei as he readies his rifle.
They all check their ammo and reload their guns. "Let's do this thing!" said Leon.
The elevator door opens and they see tons of zombies in hazmat suits. "Okay, so we go melee instead." Sergei and the others change their weapons to melee weapons and they get ready. "Time to kill some shit!"
They all yell and go into this horde and start killing them all. Blood, gore and so much chaos is all around in this pile of zombies getting a melee beat down and the four men are enjoying this madness.
A charger comes in to attack, Sergei dodges and Leon makes it trip and it falls off some chairs and hits the wall and falls to the ground and they laugh at its stupidity.
The Charger gets up and looks to the two men laughing and is pissed and it charges again, but Boomer pushes Leon and Sergei and he ducks down and he uses the bat to its face and Victor shoots it at point blank with his shotgun and the Charger dies next to a Spitter.
The Spitter looks to the men who are walking towards it and it makes a run for it. "Where the fuck do you think you're going bitch!" Leon sees a sniper rifle on the ground and he picks it up and shoots the Spitter. "Thank you Survivors from before, sure is nice they left this gun lying around."
"So we got a sniper in the team. Let's get through this fire and then get to the safe room" replied Sergei.
"This has been something alright" said Boomer.
They all make it to the safe room and with no scratches but a bit exhausted. "Well, that was kinda fun and also kinda scary and only Victor and I have been walking targets by a big armed hillbilly and a hooded screeching freak" said Leon.
"Actually, Boomer was also targeted by the Smoker too" replied Victor.
Sergei then looks to Boomer. "You okay man?"
Boomer smirks and looks to all of them with his weapons loaded. "You know, even though this is a stupid idea, I have to admit it is pretty sick and I am so fucking loving it!"
They all know what this means, Boomer is feeling the blood pumping action and he is ready for some more zombie shooting fun. "Let's do this shit!"
(Left 4 Dead Montage.) – Cue theme song Riot in the Apocalypse.
They race through the streets and shoot the horde chasing them, make their way through the other street and see the gun store, but since they have guns they climb the fence and make their way to the other side where the destroyed truck was.
As they make it to the entrance of the mall they all smile and see tons of zombies to kill and it gets worse when they encounter three hunters and they start shooting and killing every zombie in the area and make it to the safe room.
They come into the mall and the beginning already turns wrong when they meet with a Boomer, and it nearly vomits onto them but Boomer uses the nearby wardrobe as a shield and he knocks the Boomer away and tosses the bile jar onto it for the zombies to kill it.
They go through the mall and pass by the food court where they remain quiet and they walk by the crying witch, who is a waitress of the food court with the employee's uniform. Well, that was weird.
They go through the back room of the mall and Leon gets rammed by a Charger and Victor gets grabbed be a Jockey, they manage to free them and fight another incoming horde.
They make it to this toy store area and see the glass is already broken with no alarm sounds, they make it through the escalators and they have to fight another horde and this time they have a Spitter and two jockeys and once again Leon and Victor become plumb targets for the jockeys.
They make it past the horde there and look for the next safe room, which they have to fight another charger and a smoker and then a boomer and then a Spitter. They get a conga line of Special Infecteds.
They manage to get to the safe room, though Leon was snagged by a Smoker and they had to save him, again.
(End Montage.)
They made it pass all the levels and are now in the safe room in the mall and are near the atrium. They check on their ammo and Leon and victor check their injuries. "Guys, this has been so fucked up!" said Leon. "Thank god we have all our limbs still on."
Boomer smirks. "So, we're here at the atrium. What's the plan now Sergei?"
Sergei reloads his M60. "The ride is outside and waiting for us and there's no need to refuel it, it's loaded to drive and is heavily armored and no it's not the Tiger Tank." Leon sighs in relief. "It's something better boys, so let's get moving."
Victor sighs. "This is gonna be bad." He grabs his shot gun and opens the door. Leon grabs a Military Sniper Rifle and Sergei readies the Grenade Launcher as well and he hands Boomer the Military Rifle.
They all walk through the unfinished halls of the Atrium. "So, when this infection started, they never finished this part of the mall?" asked Boomer.
"Sure looks like…. Holy fucking shit! What?!" Leon is shocked at what he sees and so is Victor and Boomer and they see the ride left for them. A Racecar, used for street racing and it is armored and they see it is refueled. "Dude! Are those dead Boomer clones?"
They all see there are ten dead Boomer clones next to the car with empty gas cans. "Huh, so that's how Martin had it filled up, we should thank him and ignore the dead clones of Boomer" replied Sergei.
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's get moving people!" said Victor then he stops and sees something looking at them. "Fuck."
A Tank is right there and looking at them, they all look to the Tank and they all pant and look to the monster in anger, this is now a four vs one big bitch Mexican standoff. They remain silent and look to the big guy, the Tank growls and looks to them and a Smoker and Spitter dressed as cowboys for some reason are watching them.
Sergei then looks to the Tank, the Tank looks to Sergei and the clock in the wall….. Hits High Noon!
The Tank roars and charges at them and all four men shoot at it. They all jump off the walkway and they land onto the ground and start shooting upwards. "Keep shooting! Shoot it!" Leon then reloads and keeps shooting.
Boomer then shoots the incoming horde and he tosses a pipe bomb and they go after it. The Tank lands in front of Boomer and he keeps side stepping the big monster.
"Boomer, catch!" Sergei tosses a Grenade Launcher towards him and Boomer catches it and he reloads it.
"Oh, yeah!" He turns around and he blasts the Tank in the face and backs up, he keeps shooting at the Tank. "Everyone to the car, now!" Leon and Victor shoot the Smoker and Spitter hiding and they get to the car.
"We're in!" Sergei gets in and starts the car. "Boomer let's go, come on!"
Boomer then shoots two more times and then he tosses a bile jar onto the tank and then a Molotov and now the Tank is on fire and smells like bile and the horde goes after the Tank, Boomer gets on top of the car. "Drive!"
Sergei starts the car and they drive out of the mall and run over a Smoker and a Hunter. "Woohoo! We did it!" yelled Leon.
Victor relaxes on the chair. "Guys, that was so fucking scary and way too close guys."
Sergei chuckles and he knocks on the ceiling. "Hey Boomer, how you holding up?"
Boomer shoots zombies as he sits on top of the car. "Having the time of my life and I thank the three of you dickheads for making this happen. I am so over the breakup, because the megalomaniac of a suicide bomber is back in action and I wanna keep the pressure on!"
Sergei laughs. "Let's get it on! Let's get it on!" He keeps driving and they all cheer as they keep driving. They're gonna keep fighting the infected for a while, they'll be back home when they feel like it.
To be continued….
A/N: Boomer is over the breakup and all it took was some IRL Left 4 Dead action, next chapter will be about Lincoln and the others and the sleepover at Great Lake City. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 10/5/20 – 10/6/20.