Spells and Louds
Chapter 504: Total Dram McLane.
- In collaboration with Marvelomac1010.
(Spellman Estate.)
Inside the house of the Spellman family. Neil, Leon, Sergei and Gwen are talking about the situation at hand, and with them is Gwen's cousin Ella and two members of FutureTech University, Scarlet and Cameron. They have rallied the closest former members of the Total Drama Franchise.
"Okay, so we know that maniac McLane is on the loose and he could be up to something. We have sent the message about this to the other former contestants and to the Ridonculous race host Don" said Cameron. "Now, we just need to map out on where the heck Chris would be."
"Martin hasn't responded lately, he could be busy with something" replied Leon. "But I could guess he might be planning on a new show, we all know how it goes with that dick head."
"Which is why we sent the messages to the former contestants, and even the ones we hate the most and do not tolerate with" replied Scarlet. "We even had to ask Jack Cyber to deploy forces to their homes to keep them safe and secured. Being cautious and defensive is the best option we have to start a plan."
"The very thought of being part of his show brings back scary and bad memories" replied Ella/
Gwen sighs. "Same here cousin, same here. I really, really hate being on that damn show Chris made. We have to figure out where he went. He broke out of Nebraska and the one person who used to be his pal is Chef Hatchet and he's busy with something else and probably knows whats going on."
Sergei then gets off the phone. "Contacted Chef Hatchet and he said he wants in on the hunt."
"Wait what?" asked Neil.
"Makes sense he would wanna be part of this. Chris has been making him look like a joke for a long time, and even though they are friends, even Chef can see that Chris is nothing more than a pain loving misery pleasuring monster" replied Cameron. He then looks to the map of the country and the crossed out borders of Nebraska.
"Where is Chef now?" asked Scarlet. She then checks the cameras from the riot.
"Inbound and he's brought Don with him and how are they getting here? Well, what's large filled with helium and you all have known and hate?" asked Sergei.
Gwen, Ella, Cameron and Scarlet know what that is. "The stupid and ugly Chris Blimp?!"
"Exactly" replied Sergei. "Chef had the blimp with him the whole time and has renamed it into the Total Drama war blimp, the war part I am confused about and he said that he had to take off, because he knows Chris would go after his old ride first, and this gives us the opportunity to literally take down Chris before he can make a move."
"Good for Chef" replied Neil. "Now, we just need to know where the bastard is now, but where is he?"
"Let's try and map out the locations he would go to and then pinpoint any patterns to his movements and…." They all feel shaking. "You guys felt that right?" asked Cameron.
They then hear an explosion and all the windows have been blocked out by snow. "What the hell?!" said Neil. He opens the window and snow comes in and tramples over the guy. "What the fuck?!"
Gwen then realizes. "Chris McLane is here! The kids!" They then grab what they can and they begin to shovel their way through the snow, thank god there are shovels hidden in the walls of the house.
"Everyone get back!" They all rin for it and Sergei uses a Flamethrower on the piles of snow and they clear out the window.
Neil breaks free from the snow pile. "HARV! What the hell just happened?!"
"Sir, something flew out from the woods and triggered and explosion on the roof causing the snow to fall, and then a canister was fired and a smoke screen was made, I have no visuals on the backyard or to those who are there."
They all get through the window and they make it to the backyard and see the smoke everywhere. Neil uses the breath of Deathwing and the smoke is gone.
Leon covers his nose. "Dude! That smells!"
"Sorry, I had spicy sandwiches" replied Neil. They then see that the kids: Lincoln, Linka, Jordan and Timmy are gone and they see Luna is on the ground and trying to get up, but her head hurts and she has hand cuffs.
"What the? How did?" Luna then looks around and panics. "Lincoln? Lincoln?! Lincoln?!"
They go over and help her. "Luna, what happened?" asked Gwen.
"W-We were just having a t-talk about what we were gonna do to track down McLane, then we saw this small ball hit the roof and cause the snow to block the rest of the house, then a can came and hit me in the head and then deployed smoke. I tried to look around, but I was hit in the head again and felt someone cuff me."
She then uses her powers to break the cuffs with ice. "Someone came, and that took the others" said Ella.
Gwen and Neil know who it is. "Chris McLane."
"He took them, but why?" asked Cameron.
"Revenge obviously" replied Scarlet. "Think about it, why would Chris go after the children and not go for the other former contestants of the show?"
Then Gwen sighs. "The reunion. When we set fire to the giant wooden Chris statue, this is his way of revenge for what we did."
"And he's not gonna get away with it. Just give me some time, maybe I can track Lincoln and the others" said Luna.
"Same here, I'm headed to the Zerg base that Jordan runs and see if they can pinpoint their queen." Neil takes to the skies and he flies off.
"I will make contact to FutureTech and alert the other heroes about this" replied Scarlet.
"I'll call the Rosato parents, they have to know that Jordan is missing and taken away" said Ella.
"What?" They all see Leni and Loni have returned from the mall and Leni has some tears, but then she wipes them away and is angry. "I am not gonna let that man hurt Linka!"
"Then let's get to work!" said Cameron. They all head back into the house, they know that the kids can manage their own, something Chris McLane does not know about.
(Somewhere on the Pacific side of the Country.)
Lincoln opens his eyes and he looks around. "What the heck? Why does my head hurt?"
"Glad to see you're awake handsome, we got a problem" said Jordan. Lincoln then sees, that each of them is in a glass container.
He sees Linka, Jordan and Timmy are awake and looking around the place where they are and Lincoln does the same and he is shocked to see where they are.
These are not glass containers, they are trapped in very large Hamster balls and they are in some large glass tubes and they seem to lead above an island in the middle of the ocean.
They see that up ahead, is a vat of water, another one with acid, an obstacle course with axes and weapons and then they see a volcano and then the finish line.
Lincoln sighs. He knows who did this. "Chris McLane, right?"
"Yeah, and he's right over there" said Linka. They all see the man getting himself ready, dressed in his old attire and setting up the camera.
Timmy sighs. "This is a bad time for me not to have Poof, and he's visiting Cosmo and Wanda."
"So glad one of my islands was not found and I still got more out there too. This is gonna be one show that's gonna be a hit, and it may not be loved, but revenge is best served with a dose of me in it" replied Chris.
"Yeah, the old and ugly side of you" said Timmy. This makes them laugh.
Chris is annoyed by this. "Laugh all you want, but in the end I'll be the one who'll be laughing. This is revenge for what those parents did to me and the rest of those dorks who were once good contestants to my show!"
"The contestants who wanted no part in anything and we're tricked into your ways" said Jordan.
"This plan is gonna fail, and you know it" replied Lincoln. "Also, you got split ends."
Chris scoffs. "You're words aren't gonna change my mind and this plan is gonna work." He then looks to the mirror. "AAAARGH! I have split ends!" He then gets back to his makeup to fix his stupid hair.
Lincoln then uses his medallion belt buckle from Luna and he closes his eyes. 'Mom, we're here and we're okay. Please hurry, before this asshole does something stupid to himself.'
Chris then has his setup ready and himself. He then looks to the camera and looks to the robot manning it. "If you screw this up, you'll be the one going into the volcano."
"Now, lights, camera and action!"
The camera is rolling and Chris is now live streaming all over the world,
"Hello and welcome viewers, you all may know me as Chris McLane, possibly the best guy to be the host on the best show ever made and yes, I am free from jail and back on set with a brand new show! This may be confusing, like why is Chris even supposed to be out when he's a menace sto society? Well, I guess I did bust out of the place for good behavior, or something stupid and this show might not be what it seems."
"Because this is a new show and this is my way of saying, this is for making me look like a fool you backstabbing kids!"
Chris then clears his throat. "Ladies' and Gentlemen around the world, welcome to: Total! Drama! Chris's Revenge!"
Zoom out to see the island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and it has one volcano on it.
"Now as you see here this show is far different from the lame ones I helped make, this one is about those four." The camera looks to the kids in the large hamster balls. "That's right, the kids from the Spellman's are here and have willingly became participants to my show!"
"No we're not!"
Chris clears his throat. "Anyway, this is how it works. These kids will be rolling through the glass tubes with the large seemingly indestructible hamster balls, if they can make it, then they win and only one of them can win. I care less for the rest."
"First the tubes will go underwater and they have to face the robot sharks, and they have lasers! Then, they need to float across the vat of acid, which is made out of tons of toxic waste, from the Revenge of the Island, then they need to cross the jungle and I got some mutant plants there waiting and hungry."
"And lastly, they have to try and float across the lava from the active volcano, also they gotta be fast. That thing is sensitive and one touch from something to the surface and that thing will begin the countdown to go boom. The winner will….. Well, I don't know, survive. Meh, I just do this for revenge and revenge is so gonna be dang sweet!"
"But before this begins, let me say that if you guys are watching this, well now you're all about to see how I exact my revenge. Never mess with Chris McLane!"
(Spellman Estate.)
They're all shocked to see and hear this from the TV and phones and this angers Neil and Gwen. Cameron and Scarlet do their hardest to pinpoint the location of where they are.
Leni sees the background and she then closes her eyes and places her hand on one of the plants by the window. Luna closes her eyes and she tries to use her blood pact bond to find her son.
The Indoraptor roars at this, he wasn't at the estate because he was told to see what the noise in the woods was, which could have been the diversion Chris McLane made.
"Does anyone know where that place is?!" asked Leon.
Leni then opens her eyes. "Got it! Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean! I looked through the eyes of a palm trees and they diverted me to the place and don't worry, some plant life is going to them and so am I." Leni walks out of the house and she gets consumed by a large flower and tunnels underground.
Scarlet then gets the transmission rom GLADIs at FutureTech. "The location is….. One of the islands near Isla Cretacia?!"
"That's where the Dinosaurs are being kept" said Cameron. "They have personal on the main island, they can send some backup and stop this."
"We'll need to cut the feed of the show though" said Sergei.
"Let me do my thing" said Scarlet as she uses her knowledge and combined with Cameron they both begin to use FutureTech to hack the system and with the help from Jack Cyber and Victor back at the FutureTech base.
Neil then contacts the Swarm and tells them where to go. A Nydus Wurm surfaces in front of the house. "Let's move!" Neil, Gwen, Dominic and Sergei leap into the worm's mouth and it digs back underground.
Luna then opens her eyes and they glow. "I found you son." She then fades into snowflakes.
"She does know that there isn't snow where Chris is right?" asked Leon.
(McLain land Pacific island.) – Again, that name is just stupid.
Chris chuckles and looks to the camera. "Alright, let's light this candle!" He then pushes the button and some pistons are slowly going to the hamster balls with the kids in them. "This is gonna be fun."
"Hold on guys!" said Lincoln. "We can get through this!" Lincoln then has an idea and he reaches for something. Linka, Jordan and Timmy know what he's up to.
But they have no idea that the nearby cooler and freezer that Chris brought has manifested Luna Frost and she sneaks past the set and she hides behind the tree and she sees what's happening.
Luna then sees Leni has surfaced from the jungle and she signals her to move into the jungle, in which Leni does. She has a plan.
Luna then takes off from the ground and she lands on the platform in front of Chris. "Shut this down McLane!"
Chris sees her. "What the? How did?! Wait! I thought…. Oh come on! This place is supposed to be unknown!"
"Dude, this island neighbors FutureTech's dinosaur built island over there" said Luna.
Chris and the kids turn around and see the main island of Isla Cretacia and the Spinosaurus takes to the waters to go to the island with some soldiers on his back. "Huh, no wonder why this land seemed so familiar" replied Jordan. "I saw this island when I was racing through the mountains of Isla Cretacia with Dominic."
Chris then sees the Royal Fortress is inbound. "Oh come on!" He then looks to the camera. "You know what? Screw this!" He pushes the button and the pistons shove the hamster balls and the kids are then sent down the glass tubes.
"No!" Luna summons her Runeblade, she then sees Chris jump off the platform and he takes off in his jetpack.
"So glad I'm the only one who knows where my backup jetpack is. Later losers!" He then flies off.
Luna wants to go after him, but she has to save the kids first and so she does go for them. Luna tosses her Runeblade and it strike the tube and Linka's hamster ball falls off the tube and she's grabbed by a giant mutant plant, and on top is Leni who is controlling it.
"Leni!"
Leni smiles and she gets her out. "I got ya sis, Leni's here." The mutant plant then brings them back down and they see the Nydus worm breaks out of the ground and knocks over the vat of robot sharks and the robot sharks try to go to the water.
"Oh no you don't!" Sergei throws his anchor and he destroys the robot sharks and Gwen uses her arrows to do the same.
Neil takes off and he breaks the other tube and he grabs Timmy out of his hamster ball and they go back down to ground level.
Jordan sees her Swarm has come. The Mutalisks blast the acid vat and it lands onto the ground and melts away at some other robot sharks and a robot bear who were the guards of the place.
Then a Viper launches its ballistic tongue and grabs Jordan's hamster ball. Neil tosses Dominic and he clings to the hamster ball and manages to break it and Jordan hops onto her Indoraptor. "Huh, these things aren't indestructible at all."
They then leap off the hamster ball and rejoin the others on ground level. "Lincoln!"
Luna then turns to her demon form, then she sees Mjolnir coming in hot and Lincoln smiles. The hammer comes and shatters the glass tube and the hamster ball and he leaps off.
Luna takes flight and she grabs Lincoln and they land back down, Luna then hugs her son and shed some tears. "Thank god you're okay Linc."
Lincoln smiles and hugs her back. "I'm fine mom, truth be told we could've handled this."
"True, Chris doesn't know how strong we are, and this plan of his was gonna fail anyway" said Linka.
"Wait, what about Chris McLane? He's getting away!" said Timmy.
"Not for long" chuckled Gwen. She then has her walkie talkie. "Guys, he's headed to your direction, get ready."
Sergei looks to the giant mutant plants. "What the hell do we do with these freaks?"
Lincoln looks to the camera and he goes towards it and so does Luna. "Hey Chris, shows over bitch." They sue Mjolnir and Frostmourne to destroy the camera, and the robot manning it.
(Meanwhile.)
Chris is flying away with his jetpack and sees what has happened with his cellphone. "Come on! I paid so much to make that happen, and only to have it ruined?!"
Chris then calms down. "No worries, just gotta lay low and think of another revenge plan. Maybe I should go back to making the show and torture those dorks who made me look like a fool!"
Then he hits something. "What the? Wait, is this my blimp?" Then a chain grabs his leg and he's pulled down and is now dangling and he sees whose holding the chain. "Chef?!"
Chef Hatchet and Don look at him, with ten cops as well. "Chris, you're going back to jail" said Don.
"For good this time" replied Chef Hatchet.
To be continued…..
A/N: Thanks again to "marveloman1010" for the idea of the return of Chris and I decided to make it a bit different from what you wanted. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 11/15/20.