Tanager: TREMBLE, INFIDELS! FOR I STILL BREATHE! ONCE I MY PLAN IS IN MOTION I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU WRETCH!
Mobius1: Not if we have anything to say about it.
AfternoonTTime: Quite right!
Dyssy910: Your ass is grass you stuck-up wench.
HeroAides: We'll put a stop to your mad scheme, evildoer!
ScarFace_Mayhem: Big T called, she's still got unfinished business with ya Tanager
ButterflyMaster: As do I. Don't you forget that!
Tanager: INEFFECTUAL WORDS! YOU POSSESS NONE OF THE DRIVE! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU ROBBED ME OF MY KINGDOM AND PILFERED OUR TREASURES!
Mobius1: We know what you're scheming. It's only a matter of time before we get to you.
Dyssy910: If you were as competent as you are loud, you might be in my place.
VLTR: Ooh ahh I'm pilfering her treasure alright. Whatever this is.
ScarFace_Mayhem: Waddaya find?
VLTR: Uhhh
Buzzard: Just spit it out. How peculiar could this treasure of hers be?
VLTR: "Honcho Booty Pirate" figurines.
ScarFace_Mayhem: 0_0
Mobius1: ...
Buzzard: … The what?
Dyssy910: Excuse me wtf
Tanager: WHAT
AfternoonTTime: … May I ask where they were found?
Buzzard: You were snooping around Tanager's chambers, weren't you?
VLTR: Hey, I was just as weirded as out as you all are when I first found em!
VLTR: So uh, what should we do with em?
Dyssy910: I'm sure as hell not keeping them.
Tanager: GIVE
ScarFace_Mayhem: To me! Hell yeah!
HeroAides: You sure you want them?
ScarFace_Mayhem: Someone's gotta have em
Buzzard: There's no accounting for taste.
ButterflyMaster: Just toss the sodding things in the dustbin.
Dyssy910: Tanager's trash as far as I'm concerned.
Tanager: HOW DARE YOU
Tanager: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Tanager: IF I CAN'T ENJOY MY BOOTY PIRATE COLLECTION THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL
AfternoonTTime: It seems we have upset someone...
Tanager: I WILL KILL AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR MY FICTIONAL HOS
ButterflyMaster: I am leaving this conversation.
VLTR: I now regret ever poking around.
ScarFace_Mayhem: I un-regret having them now *Yoink!*
Tanager: YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME KEEP MY IDOL FIGURES YOU FUCKING SCUM
*BREAKING NEWS* USEA 21:46 UCM - Meteor impact off the coast of North Point. No major damage reported. No aftershocks detected. City placed on full alert. Stand by for further news.
Tanager: FUCK I MISSED
L.I.: Hey AQUILA_Y9! It's been a while!
L.I.: So how were those games I let you borrow?
L.I.: And don't you dare try to tell me that "Bailout: New Wegas" was far from perfect!
L.I.: Same for "Meta Gear Chaos 3"! My save files are worth more than diamonds with everything I went through!
L.I.: So uhh listen, you mind telling me when I can have them back?
L.I.: Hello?
L.I.: Hello?
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
HistoricHippos:
About time I slipped in a Maxor reference in this fic.