This is the third chapter edited. I will try to update as fast as I can.

Let's continue with Naruto's first day at the sand trio's mansion and the events that will soon follow.

THIS IS WHEN THE FUN BEGINS!

DON'T OWN NARUTO. if I did, I would have itachi slay all the Uchihas while chewing on some pocky.

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As Naruto finished bathing, he wrapped a towel around his waist and made his way to the mirror. He looked at his defined body and his blue eyes and messy arrangement of blond hair.

"Hmm… not to be cocky. But Uzumaki Naruto is a handsome fellow." Naruto said as he pointed to himself with his thumb and smirk in the mirror. He then left the bathroom and forgot to lock the door.

Big mistake.

The minute he walked over to lock the door, it swung open and Temari came in with a bunch of scrolls.

"Hey Naruto, Kankuro said to drop your scrolls off in your room so I-…" Temari's eyes widened and her face turned red as a tomato as she caught herself looking at Naruto's body. All the scrolls dropped onto the floor and Naruto froze on the spot, turning red as a tomato as well.

As Gaara walked by, he looked at the embarrassing situation and continued walking with a smirk on his face.

A long period of awkward silence continued as Temari's thoughts took her to another place.

'Naruto… he looks so… hot! I wonder what's under that- AHH NO! NO! This is Naruto! I shouldn't be thinking of what he could do with is…AHHH!

Little did Temari know, her nose slowly began to bleed. Naruto quickly shook himself out of his daze and grabbed clothing and headed into the bathroom and came out within ten seconds in his ninja gear and a towel.

"Uh, uh T-Temari-san y-your n-nose is b-bleeding," Naruto stammered as he slowly handed the towel to her as he kept his red face down.

"T-thank you N-Naruto," Temari said as she grabbed the towel and began wiping her nose while avoiding eye contact.

"I-I'll get the uhm, uhm."

"Scrolls?"

"SCROLLS! Yeah the scrolls," Naruto said as he quickly scooped up the fallen scrolls and stood up with them in his arms inches away from Temari's face. They stood there looking into each other's eyes before screaming and coming up with excuses.

"I got to go and prepare dinner." Temari quickly said as she closed the door behind her."

"I'm going to read these scrolls now then." Naruto said as he sat down on the edge of his bed.

Naruto sighed to himself as he began opening his scrolls and setting shadow clones to fix his room. Within minutes, his room was complete. He then decided to go out for a late night walk around the village.

As he closed the door, he turned around to meet the gaze of Gaara. He instantly yelped and jumped back before clutching his heart and sighing. This just threw more fire into Gaara's smirk.

"You're quite jumpy today, Naruto-san."

"You just scared me, that's all. I'm ok."

Kankuro then opened up his door which was across from Naruto, earning another 'ahh!' from Naruto.

"You were saying?" Gaara said lazily as Kankuro looked at Naruto in fascination and growing amusement.

"I knew having this kid here would be fun," Kankuro mumbled to himself as he closed his door.

"Uhm… I'm going to go take a look around the village so… I'll be back." Naruto said as he eased his way to the stairs without taking his eyes off of Gaara. He was a little scared of him finding out that his sister had seen him half naked and wasn't about to be a victim to a 'desert coffin' on his first day.

As Naruto reached the bottom of the stairs, he sighed and then made eye contact with Temari before the two yelped and looked away quickly.

"Uhm.. I'm going out for uhm… take…. Look… at… village." Naruto mumbled as he lost all sense of coherent sentences.

"O-ok then. See you later." Temari said as she began making dinner.

Naruto wasted no time opening and closing the door before leaving for a walk out in the village. as he walked through, he garnered many of the village girls' attention apparently. He had realized that fact the moment they circled around him as he walked. Eventually he stopped walking and faces the ongoing crowd of ladies.

"Yo." Naruto said as he gave them a wave and a foxy grin. He then sweat dropped when a majority of the village girls gave him a starry eyed look that he seen the girls give Sasuke back at the academy. He briefly made a shadow clone and switched spots with it before continuing on throughout the village.

Eventually, he found his way onto a training area. As he walked on, he came upon a bunch of ninja training. Naruto instantly brightened up and approached them. He then dodged a hail of kunai that made its way over from the tress that inhabited the area.

Naruto looked up and made eye contact with a bunch of ninja looking at him at the same time. The looks continued until finally Naruto spoke.

"What was that for?" Naruto nearly shouted.

"Just wanted to see if you deserve that jounin vest." A man said as he walked up with his standard Suna jounin outfit, except he had a piece of cloth covering the left side of his face and had bandages covering his head.

"Oy! Baki." Naruto said as he walked up to the group of ninjas. Baki then slowly introduced Naruto to the jounin and chunin that were in the area. As he was introduced to many of the kunoichi, he realized most of them turned red or stuttered like Hinata used to (a small pang of hurt came to him at that thought) when talking to him. He had to know exactly why they did such things besides the obvious fact that they felt some type of way for him ( he learned that much at least) and asked Baki.

"You don't know? They haven't forgotten that you rescued Gaara. Your name is the name of a hero around here." Baki said with a smirk at Naruto's density.

"Hero?" Naruto question as he scrunched his eyes up and leaned back in shock.

"Yes. Honestly, what did they tell you guy's in Konoha." Baki said as he shook his head and walked away. Naruto talked with some more jounin for a while and then decided to head back over to the house. He then waved good bye to the jounin.

And poofed out of existence.

The jounin were confused by the fact that the whole time, they had been talking to a shadow clone. They were instantly trying to figure out just who that guy really was.

(Real Naruto in the ramen shop)

"Thanks for the ramen." Naruto said as he left the ramen stand.

Once he reached the house, Naruto could hear screaming and a bunch of things being thrown. He rushed into the house and dodged a kunai that implanted itself into the door he just came in through. From there, he could see a red in the face Temari, a Gaara drinking tea, and a running Kankuro.

"What's going on?" Naruto said as he sat next to Gaara on the dinner table.

"Kankuro made a joke about Temari seeing you naked." Gaara said as his head moved from left to right as Kankuro was getting chased by a scary Temari with a kunai in her hands. Naruto and Gaara's head then moved simultaneously from left to right as Temari screamed a ton of bad words and tossed many shiruken.

"NARUTO!" Temari screamed. Face red and killer intent spiking to high levels.

"Hmm?" Naruto replied as he got up from his seat. Temari then grabbed him by the collar and tossed him at Kankuro in a dazzling amount of strength.

"TELL THAT PERVERT THAT I DID NOT SEE YOU NAKED!" she growled.

"But…"

"BUT WHAT?" Temari said as she pulled out her fan.

"!" Naruto said quickly before running upstairs with gusto.

Kankuro laughed as Temari chased after Naruto.

"Hey Gaara? What do you say we get those two together?" Kankuro asked.

"Let's." Gaara said as his sand began making its way upstairs while fixing up the room.

(Upstairs)

"Naruto, I…I'm sorry for walking in on you while you were uhm…" Temari said with her eyes looking at everything but Naruto as she came inside his room.

"Uhm…. It's ok. Let's just act as if it never happened." Naruto said.

"I don't think I can." Temari thought.

"I'll try." Temari said. Her eyes then widened as she just realized what she just said.

"I-I mean… forgotten." She said. "I got to go now, goodnight Naruto." Temari said as she opened up the door.

"Goodnight Temari." Naruto replied as he smiled and began pulling out his night time pajamas.

As she opened the door and turned around to close it, she felt a hand slap her butt. At the same time, Naruto felt something push him closer to the door. He wasn't sure, but he could hear the distinct sound of sand. But he paid it no mind. As he was about to push close the door, his hand slapped something soft. He slowly looked up and the sight he captured would give him nightmares for month.

His hand was located on Temari's rear.

"Naruto." she said as she looked at him and began to shake in fury. Naruto quickly moved his hands and backed away from her slowly as she removed her fan and put it on the floor and began cracking her knuckles slowly.

"T-Temari I… I didn't mean to. I mean I was trying to… I … but." Naruto stuttered.

"You're going to pay for that you pervert. Now I'll really show you how good at taijutsu I am." Temari closed the door behind her as she stepped in.

Then the door locked.

And the screams began.

Downstairs, Kankuro laughed and Gaara tried to stifle his laughter as throughout the whole house, screams and begging were heard.

"TEMARI, I DID NOT MEAN TO GRAB YOU'RE... I'M SORRY I… STOP PLEASE I DIDN'T … I'M SORRY DATTEBAYO!"

"Five months." Kankuro said with a smirk.

"Five months." Gaara said.

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Alright! The brother's are in on making Naruto's life a living hell by getting him with Temari. In case you're wondering, Gaara's sand pushed him to the door and Naruto's hand slapped Temari's rear.

Next chapter, Kankuro's and Gaara's plan, the contents of the scroll, and attack of the kunoichi.

Since Naruto will be in Suna for a few, I'll be creating tons of created character.

Review if you will.

PEACE.