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Chapter 12: Birthday Spank

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Today was the big day for a big boy.

Truth be told, I had been worrying a lot more with Valerie about picking the best gift we could muster for the birthday boy himself, especially since I didn't know much about Sairaorg's preferences... but I settled for a few new Gym tools since he was trying to 'train up' to beat his 'handicap'.

Now, it wasn't just Valerie and I there. There was obviously Burga, Fredi, the Cat sisters, and... Draculina. She was formally invited too, but while she bragged about this being a great opportunity to 'show our greatness', I curbed this smug attitude with a quick 'time-stopped' spanking and a genuine explanation on why this isn't a good opportunity for much but reassert some general lines.

"They want to know and, maybe, take Kuroka and Shirone off from us with a powerplay. They will be immensely disappointed."

Both Nekoshou were quite relieved to hear that. Despite Kuroka's initial distrust, the girl had totally turned into Valerie's 'older sister', while Shirone was more than happy to have a girl around her age that acted as her sister. The three of them were happy, and, due to the motivations behind such a move, Valerie appeared tense, worried, and quite annoyed.

It was the first time ever I saw her mildly frustrated to this degree, so I was curious to see how that would fare once we reached the place. The Bael Estate was among the richest in the Underworld. It was a large jump of quality compared to any of the castles back home as, rather than being quite the antiquate household like those we considered home, the main compound was expanded horizontally rather than vertically. And it had various other buildings within the core perimeter of the fief.

It was impressive, and it gave me a clue on what sort of architecture we had to base our own new construction projects once we had enough money to start getting new buildings created. We arrived through a special seal array conjured for the invited guests through the invitations, and we were greeted at the door by two servants there. Both maids, and... both stealing glances in poor Fredi's direction.

To his credit, the Manthar managed to appear civil enough to not show the annoyance of being subjected to that sort of gazing- and by Devils to make it worse! While racism wasn't a thing in Fredi, he was still a man of caution and fucking Devils that you are not 100% sure of their loyalty and faith in you... well, it can get tricky and fucky.

One of the maids took us within the manor and led us to the ballroom where other guests were. And the room was massive- rightfully so to fit a lot of guests all at once. Due to the relevance of the family and how extensive the guests' list had to be, it only felt right that the manor itself was meant to house numerous members of the various hellish families in the Underworld.

And many eyes were already on us as they noticed Kuroka and Shirone. I thought of having them disguised, but then I realized that it would make me look as if I am trying to 'hiding' the fact I have them. I ultimately decided, due to the recent Excaliblasts' theft, that I could be a bit more 'ballsy' in my disposition.

I wasn't gloating or anything, but one could perceive the tip of smugness emerging from my flat and yet cocky expression as I looked all around. It was good to be 'king', after all. Still, we were not going to just mingle and go around. As we left most of the group by the tables with the snacks, Valerie and I walked up to where the owners of the place were speaking with guests.

It was just Lord Bael and Sairaorg. No sign of Zekram and Magdaram. The latter's disappearance could be explained with him being around the garden area since he was an expert on botany, while Zekram was... I could only expect him to know something about my current ability. Either he was suspecting I could stop time, or he knew my ability allowed me to kill within the premise of others- regardless of that, he was absent which was good for the time being.

Nonetheless, we went through common courtesy. Lord Bael was 'lovely' if not a bit restrained with his social approaching, but his son was quite jovial. Sairaorg was, to an extent, someone I could relate to. He singlehandedly showed himself to be far stronger than what his father had deemed him to be for not having the Power of Destruction.

What he had were muscles of steel! Or Titanium, really!

"Yooo, your hand-grip is so strong, Sairaorg. I bet you can benchpress me with ease!"

The young man frowned awkwardly at this comment, but chuckled at it. "I have been training for sometime. It's a honor to make your acquaintance. Same for you, Lady Tepes."

"Valerie is fine," The blonde assured happily.

"And Gasper is fine for me too," I beamed with my future wife. "So, happy birthday, Sairaorg. I hope what wish you will make by the cake will come true."

He snorted but nodded. "I hope so too..."

Still that sadge for his mother, heh? I couldn't blame him. I decided to not pester him for long, plus I noticed a bit of a situation unfolding where the rest of the group was and-

"My apologies, why are you so desperate to 'claim' my future wife's pet as one of your peerage's members?"

Tiny redhead tries to steal my white-haired kitty-girl. Her ahoge's wild twitching suggested a degree of upset. As her attempt was thwarted by Kuroka saying no, Burga helping warding her off, and Shirone giving the redhead the flattest of looks.

Lil' Rias Gremory was bummed, so much that her 'Queen' spoke on her behalf.

"My master was just looking to expand her peerage, even though I told her that they were not to be approached."

I slowly nodded at lil' Akeno, surprised she was still flat despite being... what? 13? 14? She was also a bit short and... maybe the growth spurt hit her like a truck on a latter date? Very surprising as a sight to see how flat she was early on but-

"She is so cute tho!"

"Well, that cute cat-girl is my wife's pet. So, stop being a brat."

Her ahoge dangerously shifted as her blue-eyed gaze was aimed right at me. "I am not a brat!"

"Said the brat."

"I am not!" She whined back.

I sighed. "If you don't stop I will punish you as a brat."

Her eyes narrowed even more. "And how are you going to do that... pretty boy?"

Oh, she is here to start shit? Lil' girl has the guts but not enough to bite. All bark and... spankable material.

I merely smiled and...

Rias tensed up, face growing red as she held back a yelp while her hands shot to caress her burning butt through the dress she was wearing. Akeno noticed, frowning at the sight but, right before she could ask Rias what was wrong, the girl merely bolted for her parents, leaving me to enjoy the rest of the party without much of a problem as her Queen trailed closely behind her.

I think she accused me of 'spanking' her somehow, but while Draculina giggled quietly at the very familiar scene unfolding without her being subjected to it, and Valerie seemed to pick up I did something to 'punish' the girl as I said. Still, peace was not meant to last for long as Sirzechs, being the brocon that he was, tried to approach us.

"My apologies, did someone here struck my sister in a way that made her uncomfortable?"

"...What?" I asked calmly, causing the redhead to frown.

"Have you attacked my sister without reason?"

"I have not."

"...You did," He pressed with a hint of anger within his voice.

"I spanked your bratty sister for trying to press on a topic that would have generated a big conflict for your whole family against mine."

"...Slander."

"Words from someone that is known to be very conceding to Rias? Debatable."

His eyes narrowed, his energy picked up a bit as I felt the table we were at rattling a bit. "I suggest an apology or two."

"Only if you apologize for making a scene," I replied strongly, my eyes narrowing back as I reached for Walburga's bag and retrieved the fairly large and threatening Excalibur Destruction. "And I can promise you, from the bottom of my big heart, that I will not shove this up your ass."

...

"Anything else you wish to say before I make you eat those words, child?"

I smiled cockily, having noticed a very amusing sight unfolding right behind him.

"Five words, actually. Your mother, and your wife."

Sirzechs' annoyed look mellowed at the odd response. "What?"

Right as he said that, both women appeared right behind him and both reached to pinch his ears.

"A-Ah, w-wait, what are you two-"

"Millicas is close to crying," Grayfia pointed out.

"And you are overreacting as usual, Sirzechs," Venelana added, smiling with the same sickly-sweet nature only a mother could muster towards her children. Yet, she turned towards me. "And Lord Vladi?"

I blinked. "Yes, Lady Gremory?"

"Don't do that again. Please, if you wish for someone to handle this circumstance, do bring it up to either me or my husband."

I slowly nodded. "I am sorry for causing you this disturbance. I will be more mindful."

She smiled happily at that, then glanced back at her son. "See, Sirzechs? Diplomacy do works after all~."

They then proceeded to drag him back to the Gremory table. I was somewhat amused by this development as I turned back to the others, resuming our conversations with these new topics but... I also noticed that this wasn't the bad things I had expected.

Maybe I have underestimated Zekram. Maybe he wasn't trying to go for a quick and sharp attack to discredit me. No, he was doing something quite different but similar. He wanted others to know I harbored Kuroka and Shirone but... he wasn't trying to have me put to trial.

He wanted to test me. And I think he succeeded in that goal. That cheeky Zekrom-named Devil Progenitor!

AN

Rias' booty is greeted by the time-stop spanking, Akeno may have something to say about it as she kind of wanted to feel that one too and... Sirzechs will not hate the MC. He dislikes him for 'hurting his Imouto', but his wife and mother will straighten him up about being a moron.

Next time, a bit of a time-skip and, maybe maybe, a Lemon.