I'll say it once and I've said it 602 times,I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE AND NARUTO

"Well, it seems like we were too late."said law as he laughed at the bloodied naruto.

"Just shut up and help me."

"I will…if you say grilled fish is better than ramen."

Mumble*

"Huh,what'd you say?I didn't hear you."

"I SAID GRILLED FISH IS BETTER THAN RAMEN!NOW HELP ME UP GODDAMMIT!"exclaimed the shouting naruto.

"Well that was easy.I thought you'd take a long time or maybe give up."

"I swear you kid's will be the death of me,"said Wolf as he rubbed the ointment on Naruto's back.

"It wasn't my fault!"

"Yes it was naruto.You literally made fun of that red haired guy's crew, even though it was funny."said Bepo as he chuckled.

"Shut up Bepo!"

sobbing*

"Seriously."said the three of them as they sweatdropped.

"Alright,you should be heading to bed right now."

"We're not children,old man."said law.

"Do I have to remind you whose house you're in?"Asked Wolf as he grinned evilly.

"N-no!"said both of them.

"Good,now off you go."said Wolf as he hit Naruto's back.

"I swear I'll get him back for this."said Naruto as he rubbed his back.

"If it makes you feel any better he did the same thing to me."

"Wow,that really made me feel better,"said Naruto sarcastically.

"Bepo help me out here."

Snore*

"I swear this guy isn't normal."

"He wasn't normal to begin with,"said law.

Silence followed.Well until law decided to break it.

"Oi Naruto, what do you think about pirates?"

"Pirates huh.Well,to me,they're evil,scum who enjoy killing people and stealing.

Before law could retort and say something,Naruto beat him to it.

"But,I realised that not all of them are like that. For example,Shanks wasn't some evil pirate and was really nice along with the rest of the crew.I don't really quite get it but some people like them just want…to be free.Yeah,I think that's it."

"So you wouldn't refuse if I told you to become one."

"What!"

"Come on naruto. What do you expect us to do?We're orphans for God's sake.We can't be civilians."

"Why not?"

"You idiot!I've eaten a devil fruit while you have this power that knocks out people.How do you expect us to be civilians with that.Lets just try it.C'mon.

Silence.

Sigh."Alright fine.I've got nothing to lose anyway.But we can't be just the two of us . We'd be taken down easily."

"Oh,and who are you suggesting?"

Naruto looked at bepo.

"You cannot be serious."

"Hey,if he can talk then that means he can do a bunch of other things."

"Alright,fine.But if worst comes to worst I'm blaming you!"

"Sure I don't care.And IF worst comes to worst,I'll be there to save your ass."

"Hm,you're the one who acts like a child."

"Just shut up.We'll discuss this in the morning."

Splash*

"Ah,what the hell old man!"exclaimed both Naruto and law.

"Rise and shine brats."

"Who are you calling brats!"said both of them in unison.

"Now back to the question.Why the hell did you pour cold water on us!"

"Hm,because I can,"said Wolf as he walked out the door.

The brothers shared a look and agreed on one thing.Hewas going to pay.And they would make him suffer.

"Oi,Naruto!"

"Oh here we go again.What do you want shanks."

"Oh,still salty from yesterday I see."

"You just had to tell Benn didn't you,you tattletale."

"Oh c'mon.It was fun watching Benn chase you around and beat your ass."

"Of course it was fun…for you."

"I also enjoyed it,"said law.

"I enjoyed it as well,"said Bepo.

"Hmph,stop kissing Shanks's ass."

"What's an ass?"asked Bepo.

Silence.

"I'm just gonna assume it's something bad."

"Yeah you assume that,"said Law.

"Now,what do you want shanks."

"I came to invite you to our party in the cave."

"A party…in a cave?"asked Bepo.

"Why can't you ever be normal for once."

"What do you mean?"asked the confused shanks.

"Are you serious.This is like the 6th party in like two days.And to top it all off,you're having one in a cave."said naruto.

"I don't see the problem with it."

"Neither do I."said law.

"A party sounds like fun.I wanna go,"said Bepo.

"You gotta be joking!What are you even gonna do there?"

"Are there any games to play there?"Asked law to shanks.

"Yeah,there's tons."

"Hey,you didn't say there were games,"said naruto.

"Because I didn't want you to know."

"Why.Oh I get it.Its because I ran all of you dry when we played poker."

"You got lucky that time."

"Wanna go again?"

"N-no thank you."

"Alright then,lead the way to the cave then.A party sounds like fun before we leave."

"You're just saying that because there's games."

"Shut up and lead the way tomato head."

"Checkmate."

"Dammit.Lets go again."

"Shanks, this is like the 5th game we've had.Just give up already and say you lost."

"No!I'm not losing to someone like you."

"Suit yourself."

"How about this.If you win this will be the final round and I'll let you call me tomato head for the whole day."

"Boring.Putting that on the line.You really are pathetic."

"Oh yeah!Then if you win I'll give you all our money!"

"Deal!"

"Oi boss,are you sure you're gonna win."

"Yeah,you've lost five rounds already."

"Have some faith, men."

"And if you win?"

"I get to dye your hair red and you'll have to stay with it until we leave the island."

"Sounds fair.You ready tomato head?"

"Oh I'm ready fishcake."

"Checkmate."

Silence.

"I lost.No.No way!You'd have to have rigged the game!"

"Come on fishcake.Don't start making up excuses."

"I won five games but lost this one.Thats isn't normal.What did you do?"

"Me?Nothing.Nothing at all.Lucky roux,bring the hair dye!"

"No,I refuse to believe I lost!"

"I knew you'd do this.Bepo.Law.Hold him down."

"Wha…"

He couldn't get to finish his sentence as he was tripped to the floor.

"Idiots.Why!"

"Meh.Why not."said law.

"Yeah,sounds like fun!"said Bepo.

"You are so ointment to pay for this."

"Oi Benn thanks for the save there."

"You put all our money on the line.We'd be broke if I didn't help you."

"And that's why I'm saying thanks."

"You owe me big time."

"I'll repay you somehow.For now though,let's have some fun."said Shanks as he approached Naruto with the dye.

"Ready fishcake?"

"I'm going to kill you for this!"

Silence.

"Your hair.It's…red."

"So what old man!"

"Bahahahaha!Look who's the tomato now!"said Wolf as he laughed.

"Shut up!And you two,"he said as he pointed at both Law and Bepo.

"What?"both asked in unison.

"Watch your back."

"As if you could do anything."

"Try me."

"Alright.Enough making fun of tomato head here.Let's eat and you guy's go to bed."

"How many times do we gotta tell you old man!We're not child…ren."

"Hm.What did you say?"asked Wolf as glared at them.

"Nothing.Absolutely nothing."

"Good.Now eat up."

Chuckle*

"Hm.Whats so funny?"asked Law.

"I hope you enjoy your stay here."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Let's just say I saw the work the old man does and boy I do hope you survive."

"Nice try.You can't scare me."

"Suit yourself.Now about the pirate thing."

"Hm.What of it?"

"I don't feel like assembling my own crew.Could I…you know."

"What're you implying?"

"I'm not the leader type like you are.So,I'll be joining your crew.Plus it's too much work anyway."

"But we'll be separated."

"I found a solution for that."

"Do tell."

"I'm going off to train with shanks tomorrow.You can train here when the old man isn't watching."

"That doesn't explain the separation problem."

"I'm not done yet.Once we've trained to our fullest,we'll meet up on this island."

"And how many years we'll that take?"

"Eleven years."

"But we'll be twenty four by then."

"And we'll be well trained by then."

"I don't agree with this."

"Oh c'mon law.Thats plenty of time to get stronger."

"Easy for you to say.You haven't eaten a devil fruit."

"I still don't know what that is.Meh.I'll come to know what it is eventually.So…"

"Fine.But just so you know,I don't accept weak people in my crew.So if you're weak you can forget about joining me."

"We'll just see about that won't we?"

"Guess we will."

"Oi brats,stop talking and sleep!Or should I come in there?"

Silence.

"Good.If I hear you guys talking,you'll be sleeping outside tonight.And let's just say the weather isn't too nice today."

"Alright naruto.Got everything packed?"

"Yup.Let's get going."

"You aren't saying goodbye to your friends?"

"Did that way early in the morning,"said Naruto as he climbed aboard the ship.

"Well then,let's get going."said Shanks as the anchor was pulled up.

"Bye guys I'll miss you!"

"I thought you said your goodbyes."

"Is it bad if I say it a second time?I even left them a nice present for them back home."

Boom*

"Naruto!I'm going to kill you!"said a red haired law.

"Naruto!That's very mean!"said a red furred Bepo.

"Brat!Wait till I get my hands on you!"said a red faced Wolf with red hair.

"Love you guy's to!"shouted Naruto.

"Hey Shanks,where are we heading?"

"Well,we're heading to…"

"Gosh you guys are so damned loud."

"Huh,who're you?"

Tada!!New character!Who do you think it is?Well I know but you guys don't hahaha ha.Anyway who do you guys think it is?