I've said it once and I'll say it again. I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE AND NARUTO!

"We leave you for a second and this happens?"Arashi said.

"I know I've said this once but you're becoming more annoying than Arashi."

"I'm not annoying!"

"Don't yell you idiot! They'll hear us!"

"Are you guys gonna untie me or not?"

"Well we would but…"

"Boss, I hear some talking in the courtyard."

"Gotta hide,"Yami said.

"What? I'll take them on."

"Don't be an idiot Arashi and hide."Yami said, grabbing him.

"I told you there's no one here you idiots! You just wasted my time!"

"We're sorry boss!"

"Better not happen again. Hmm. Oh, looks like you're still alive… Naruto Uzumaki."

"What? You think some harmless beating is gonna keep me down?"

"You dare talk to me like that? I'll have you know I can have you executed any time."

"Then why'd you tie me to this pole?"

"Just a little punishment for hitting me earlier."

"You were robbing the place. What did you expect me to do? Sit down and let you rob everyone?"

"I wasn't robbing. I was collecting the tax for this month."

"Yeah. Taking everyone's money by force is taxing."

"You do know I'm the apprentice of the captain in this base. Insulting me is like insulting him."

"What's your captain gonna do anyway?"

"You don't know? He's one of the mightiest if not, the mightiest captain in the navy. He's the one who trained Captain Morgan of the east blue. His name…Captain Gou."

"Yeah, never heard of him. Bet he's as weak as you."

Smack*

"This is the last straw Uzumaki. One more word and I'll have you executed."

"Think I'm afraid? Do it, weak boy."

"Men, alert Captain Gou. Tell him we'll be executing Uzumaki in five minutes."

"A-are you sure boss. Isn't that like bossing him around?"

"Don't question me. Now go!"

"Let's go."

"Shit. This is getting really bad."Arashi said.

"I don't think it is."

"I'm jumping in."

"Don't be dumb. You'll ruin the plan."

"What do you mean Yami? He's literally gonna be executed right now?"

"Look at his hand, idiot!"

"What's he got on his…oh."

"You've built a big reputation here in the North blue Uzumaki. Kidnapping and killing bandits. Hunting bounty hunters. You're as bad as they say."He said, loading up his gun.

"Unfortunately, it looks like this may be your last chance of living so the hard work you did to build up your reputation was really for nothing. You had it coming when you punched me. Now, any last words?"He said as he aimed the gun to his head.

Naruto chuckled.

"You asked what my last words may be? Well then, I'll say it. But, it'll be the last words you hear."

"Get on with it already."

"Bye."

Poof*

Smoke bombs?

"See these trees around the courtyard? Their leaves will catch fire and disintegrate everything around them. Don't even think about running. I put bombs on the courtyard doors."

"Damn you! You planned this right from the start!"

He laughed bitterly.

"Take this as payback for what you and your men did to me. See ya."He said, disappearing.

"That was so badass. When did Naruto get so cool?"

"Don't drop your guard. Look."Yami said, pointing to the men running to the courtyard.

"Don't get close to the doors. They have bombs on them."

"Finally some action. These guys' asses are mine."Arashi said, ignoring Yami.

"Idiot."

"I hear some mice snuck into my parade ground."

"Yes sir! There's trouble outside the courtyard! Uzumaki has been released and there's two unknown men fighting the officers as we speak!"

"Find them.Have some reinforcements head to those two men. Let no one go after Uzumaki. He's mine!"

"But sir…

"What? You're saying that YOU are going to face him?"

"No sir but…"

"For years I've worked and toiled to achieve this rank. I've even trained countless but none has prevailed than Morgan. Do you know what that means?"

"Um."

"It means that I'm superior to all of you tiny idiots and what I say is right! Now get out of here and do what I say!"

"Y-yes sir!"

"All units head to the backyard area! Hold the two men until Captain Gou is finished with Uzumaki! Go now!"

The doors snapped open.

"Hold it you idiots! Uzumaki is mine!"

"B-boss. You're alive!"

"Of course I'm alive you dimwits! And you!"he said pointing to the officer.

"Uzumaki is mine!"

"B-but boss, the captain strictly forbade anyone to encounter Uzumaki except him. Failure to do that is a death penalty."

"I don't care what the captain said. Uzumaki is mine, you got that!"

"Sir, the two men are headed towards the base area! There's no sight of Captain Gou and Uzumaki either."

"Have all reinforcements head towards the base area. Not a single one to be left out!"

"Yes sir!"

"The navy really is weak."Arashi said, removing his sword from one of the officers.

"No kidding. I was expecting some kind of challenge. Seems Naruto was right."

"Speaking of the guy, where is he? I haven't heard from him since he took out that cocky guy in the courtyard."

"The base is really silent…"

"Why'd you pause for some reason Ya…"

"Hands in the air both of you! Drop your weapons on the ground."

"Looks like we're toast."Arashi said.

"Reminds me of the dojo up here."

"Take it in Uzumaki, because this will be the last thing you see before you die."

He chuckled.

"Your apprentice said the same thing and look where that got him."

"Don't compare me to that meddling kid. I, Captain Gou, is the strongest Captain the navy has ever produced."

"Like you're apprentice, you're all talk but no bite."

"Seems like you need a lesson in respect."He said, removing his hand from his coat.

His eyes went wide.

"Why's your hand a bazooka?"

"With the help of the Navy's technology, I was able to make my normal hand into this beautiful thing right here."

"How do you even produce bullets?"He asked, unsheathing his swords.

"No use telling a dead man."

"Right."

"Hey Yami, what now?"Arashi whispered.

"How should I know, idiot."

"We'll say it one more time. Put your hands up and drop your weapons on the ground or we'll be forced to fire!"

"This is all a misunderstanding. Why don't we just calm down and talk about this."Arashi said.

"Shut your mouth peasants! Where is Uzumaki!"

"Oh, it's the ass-wipe."

"Where is Uzumaki you peasants! Answer me now or I'll…"

Thud*

"Ugh. Not bad big man."

"You're not bad yourself, Uzumaki."Gou said landing on the ground.

"Uzumaki! You've finally shown that stupod face of yours."

"You again? I though I finished you off?"

"Think again. Now ill get my..."

"Out of my way you stupid kid. Uzumaki is mine!"Gou said as he held him by the head.

"W-wait a minute captain, i...

"Have a nice fall!"Gou said as he threw him.

"Captaiiiiiin!"

"Now that hes gone, lets continue."

"Uh Naruto, we got some company."

"I've noticed Yami."

"What are all of you doing out here? Didn't I tell all of you Uzumaki was mine?"

"B-but Captain, we were not…"

"So you decided to defy my orders? For that I'll have all of you executed right now. Everyone aim your guns to your head now!"

"But captain…"

"You're defying me a second time?"

"*Bzzzzz*

"Huh? Why are you just standing there?"

One fell to the ground. Followed by another. Then another. Then another.

"Why are all of you on the ground?! Get up you dimwits!"

"They'll be asleep for a while. For now it's just you and me."

"What did you do Uzumaki?!"

"No use telling a dead man right?"

"That's it!"

Boom* *Boom* *Boom*

"Goddamn. That bazooka of his is a problem."Naruto said.

"Just knock him out like you did with the other guys,"Yami said.

"This guy deserves more than that."

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I still got some smoke bombs on me. I'll use them as bait for the time being."

"Let's kick this guy's ass!"

"Um Arashi, why don't you sit this one out."

"Why should I let you have all the fun? I wanna fight too!"

"Just please."

"Oh alright. But do it fast or I'll join in."

"Thanks buddy."

"Come out Uzumaki! Face me like a man!"

Poof*

"I'm right here."

He looked behind him.

"Other way."

He looked beside him.

"Wrong way."

Wham!*

"Did that hurt?"

"Stop hiding you little shit!"

"I'm right here in front of you."

Pow!*

"Did that hurt too?"

"You…"

"Above you."

He looked up.

"*Thwack!*

"Sorry, I meant below."

He looked down.

Pow!*

"You're really an idiot. I'm surprised you're even the captain."

"Stop hiding then and face me!"

"Alright."

The smoke cleared.

"Ah, now I can see you."

He tried to move. He kept trying but his body just kept still.

"W-why can't I move?"

"Seems like you didn't realize that that wasn't any normal smoke. I mixed it with a paralyzing potion that was made by yours truly. It'll last for ten minutes but that's enough time for me to knock you out."

"Curse you Uzumaki! Curse you to hell!"

"So those are your last words, pitiful."

His hands changed to a red color.

"I didn't think I needed to use this against you but it seems like I'll have to anyway."

"Remember this Uzumaki! I'll come for you and kill you myself! You haven't heard the last of…"

Thwack!*

"You talk too much. That punch should shut you up."

"Curse you Uzumaki! Curse youuuuuuu!"

"Looks like I hit him too hard. He hasn't stopped flying."

"Naruto. You are a badass!"

"Shut up Arashi."Yami said.

He chuckled.

"Boat ready?"

"Ever since we got here."

"Great. Kodachi sensei will kill me for stealing his money."

"Where'd he keep his stash anyway."

"I'll tell you guys along the way. For now, let's head to Nobunaga island."

"Why? We just arrived here."

"It's where we'll meet my brother…and where our journey begins.

Here it is! The long awaited chapter!We've all been waiting for it! Look, I know y'all are gonna be on my ass like 'oh why'd you copy romance dawn' and shit,I didn't have any ideas okay. And this isn't a copy, it's just my own version. So those who'll be complaining, just appreciate it please. Anyway, enjoy this one. Kaiokenika out!