Chapter 9: Whatcha Thinkin' About
1 week has fully passed ever since Jax's grimoire incident costing several diapers along the way. Right now baby Jax only had one more week to go before the regression spell wears off of him. Right now it was a normal afternoon in Imp City and we cut to the I.M.P headquarters building.
Loona was at her desk performing yet another diaper change on her baby pup.
"There you go Jax. All fresh and clean." Loona said as she finished fastening and securing a new fresh diaper on Jax
"Mama bestie!" Jax smiled in appreciation
"Awww thanks. You're the best two kiddo." Loona smiled
After putting away the baby powder and wipes, Loona lifts her pup off her desk and gently sets him down on the floor to let him play or crawl around on his own. Moxxie and Millie were both sitting on the couch nearby watching the little baby hellhound just doing his little baby-ish things.
"*Sigh* Oh Jaxy, don't you ever grow up sweetie." Millie whispered to herself
"You say something honey?" Moxxie asked
"Wha? Oh yes I did umm...I just hate to see Jax change back into a big boy again. He's just so precious the way he is. The little fuzzball." Millie confessed
"I know honey. I know how much you love him to death." Moxxie smiled
Suddenly Jax laid on his back and instinctively started playing with his paws as his diaper rustled and crinkled.
"Oh *giggles* Looks like someone discovered their toe beans." Millie giggled
Suddenly out of surprise, Blitzo's office door bursts open and Blitzo comes out holding a small device.
"Hey yall! Look what I got!" Blitzo shouted bashfully as he held up the device.
The device Blitzo presented was nothing but a small old silver boombox radio with two large round speakers, a slot for a cassette tape, volume and channel knobs, and a mangled up extendable antenna.
"Oh whatcha got there B!?" Millie asked joyfully
"I was digging through all my old shit in my desk until I came across this!" Blitzo happily exclaimed
"A radio? Really? What's so special about it sir?" Moxxie asked confused
"Oh you guys won't believe how long i've been trying to look for this! I lost this baby for like...like a year!" Blitzo said
"It's true. He loves that boombox so much." Loona said in a low calm tone as she was currently focused on a magazine
"Well I'm so happy for you B!...But does it still work?" Millie asked
"Well only one way to find out!"
With that Blitzo eagerly presses the power button on the boombox.
...nothing happens
"Huh?" Blitzo presses the button multiple times.
...still nothing happens
"Hmmm. Maybe it's the batteries." Blitzo said as he rotates the boombox to access the battery compartment on the backside
"Knew it wouldn't work." Loona said as she kept on reading her magazine
As Blitzo was about to open the battery cover, the boombox suddenly slips out of his hands.
"WOAH! SHIT! SHIT! FUCK! SHIT!" Blitzo cursed as he tried to catch the boombox but it flies from his hands and falls to the floor
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blitzo shouted in low deep slow motion as the boombox radio dramatically made its slo-mo descent to the floor
*BAM!* *Static, KRRRRRRRRRRR, Crackle, KRRRRRRRRRR, Static*
The boombox impacted hard on the floor somehow causing itself to miraculously turn on out of surprise.
"Oh shit." Blitzo sighed in relief upon seeing the boombox not damaged from the fall
"That was a close one. I swear my heart stopped for a split second." Millie said
*KRRRRRRR, Crackle Crackle, KRRRRRRRRRRR*
The boombox continued to play loud static noises before Blitzo picked it up and started messing with the tuning knob until landing on a random pop music channel.
*KRRRRRRRR-* "OH WHA CAN YOU TELL ME WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOOOUUT...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT, OH WHA I'll NEVER WANNA LET YOU DOWWWN...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT!"
Both Moxxie and Millie perked up upon hearing the boombox play the very familiar song they remember too well.
"Millie...I recognized this song." Moxxie said
"Me two. This song played when we had that big battle with Striker." Millie said
"SO I GOT YOU UP IN MY MIIIIIIIND...WOOOAH, OH WHA GOT MY HEAD SPINNING ROUND AND ROOOOUND...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT!"
As the boombox radio played, Jax's little ears perked up and his tail started to wag on its own with the beat of the catchy pop music up to the point where he couldn't help but stand up and start dancing away on his little legs.
"Tehehe! Weee!" Jax babbled as he happily moved his little baby body while getting hyped into the music
Blitzo was about to change the channel on the boombox when he noticed baby Jax dancing around on the floor clearly having fun.
"Say would ya look at that. Someone is feelin it." Blitzo smiled as he turned up the volume to fill the room
"WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT...SO I GOT YOU UP IN MY MIIIIIIIND...WOOOAH, OH WHA GOT MY HEAD SPINNING ROUND AND ROOOOUND...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT!"
Loona put down her magazine and shot a glare at Blitzo as she was getting bothered by the loud music.
"Blitz do you mind!" Loona said
"Hey Loona why don't get up and join your kid!" Blitzo gestured to Jax
Moxxie and Millie also noticed Jax dancing and of course Millie had to cheer him on.
"Woooh! Get it Jaxy! Move that diaper!" Millie cheered
Suddenly Jax pauses his dancing mid-song and waddles up to Loona.
"Mama! Play wis me!" Jax babbled wanting Loona to dance with him
"Oh you hear that Loona! He wants you to join him!" Blitzo encouraged
"Oh no! No no no no no! I-I don't really wanna do it right now! I-I can't!" Loona said not wanting to dance in front of everyone worried she might look silly
"Come on Loona don't be a party pooper! Do it just for your boy!" Millie encouraged
"I...I um-..."Loona stuttered as her nervous heart raced
"Oh What's the matter Loona? You nervous? Consider this payback for constantly calling me fatty." Moxxie grinned
"No I'm not nervous I just-...I.."
"LOONA!-LOONA!-LOONA!-LOONA!-LOONA!" The murder professionals urged in unison
"OH ALRIGHT JUST SHUT UP I'LL DO IT!" Loona shouted finally giving in
"Yipee!" Jax cheered
Loona got up from her desk to take the floor with her baby. She took a deep breath before crouching down and holding out her hands.
Jax right away grabbed his adoptive mom's hands and helped her move along with the music.
"That's it good boy Jax!" Millie cheered
"You got this you two!" Blitzo cheered
"OH WHA CAN YOU TELL ME WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOOOUUT...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT, OH WHA I'll NEVER WANNA LET YOU DOWWWN...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT!"
As Loona moved along with Jax, a smile slowly grew on her face as she was slowly getting into the vibe.
"Go hellhounds! Go hellhounds!" Millie hyped up like a cheerleader
At this point Loona was not nervous anymore and was now fully having fun with Jax.
"Hey kiddo, wanna take this to the next level?" Loona asked
Jax excitedly nodded yes in response.
"Alright. Let's do this."
With that, Loona unleashes herself and dances her heart away with her agility while spinning Jax around with her long tail.
"WEEEEE!" Jax cheered out of thrill
"YEAH GET IT YOU TWO!" Millie cheered
Blitzo throws on a pair of shades as he vibes with the boombox on his shoulder.
"WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT...SO I GOT YOU UP IN MY MIIIIIIIND...WOOOAH, OH WHA GOT MY HEAD SPINNING ROUND AND ROOOOUND...WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT!"
Throughout the whole song Loona and Jax performed a variety of neat dancing tricks together with the murder professionals cheering them on. They were really putting on a show until the song finally came to an end.
"*Pant, Pant* Woah that was intense." Loona said before she collapsed down on her back out of exhaustion
Jax on the other hand was so happy to have danced with Loona that he climbed onto her chest and gave her puppy licks all over her face.
"Woah okay okay Jax! Chill chill!" Loona smiled before nuzzling Jax in return
"WOOHOO! THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!" Millie shouted while clapping her hands
"FUCKING OUTSTANDING YOU TWO!" Blitzo added
Suddenly without warning, the boombox radio started malfunctioning before exploding into pieces on Blitzo's shoulder.
*BOOM!*
"GAH WHAT THE FUCK!?" Blitzo shouted with his shades now damaged from the explosion
"Oh my what happened!?" Millie exclaimed in concern
"*Sigh* I guess that's why it's called a boombox." Blitzo said in a heartbroken tone due to losing his prized possesion
Millie gets up from the couch to console Blitzo.
"Awww cheer up B. That boombox is in a better place now. It got our only two hellhounds dancing away." Millie smiled
Moxxie on the other hand couldn't help but chuckle under his breath at Blitzo's predicament.
"I can hear you Mox." Blitzo glared
Meanwhile Loona sat up on the floor and lovingly cuddled Jax in her arms.
"You're an awesome dancer kiddo. Thanks for bringing me in." Loona praised
"Mama shakes butts." Jax joked
"Uh excuse me!? I wasn't shaking my...Oh Jax you little goofball!" Loona grinned
"Tehehehehehe!" Jax giggled before giving Loona's black nose a playful squeeze
End of chapter 9