Disclaimers: I did not create Naruto nor did I make Beauty & The Beast- a sad fact, but still a fact. This is purely a SasuNaru fanfic using someone else's characters.

Beauty & The Beast: A D-Rank Mission

Chapter 11

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"I'm not doing that."

"Come on, Sasuke. I had to wear a damn dress-"

"It's not a dress."

"If I can play Belle, the least you could do is be a sloppy eater for like three seconds."

"Wearing an attractive robe is not the same as shoving your face in a bowl of porridge" he ground out.

"Did you just say 'attractive'?"

Sasuke blanched. "No."

"But it sounded like-"

"I didn't."

Naruto studied the adamant raven, then seemed to give up. "Whatever. You still have to play your part."

Sasuke glared at the far too amused Belle. "You just want to see me make a fool of myself. I am not here for your entertainment, Naruto" he growled.

The blonde smiled. "No- you're here for everyone else's entertainment. And your face covered in breakfast will definitely do the trick."

"The answer is no."

Naruto grinned mischievously. "How about I help you out with it."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Don't. You. Dare."

Naruto reached across the table and grabbed the bowl of porridge Sasuke was supposed to eat, ill-mannered and beastly-like. He might have an issue with that, but Naruto sure didn't.

Sasuke stood abruptly, knocking his chair back in the process. "I'm not kidding, Naruto."

"Come on, Beast", Naruto sang out, walking around the table to stand in front of the wary raven. "Time for breakfast!"

"Back. Off."

"Oh, come on. Don't worry, Sasuke. I'll show you how to eat like a proper gentleman afterwards."

"If you throw that at me I will kill you."

"The Beast wouldn't hurt his Beauty."

"This Beast would."

Naruto grinned and lunged for him. Sasuke ducked, avoiding most of the clumpy mess, but some of it sprayed up in his hair and on his cheek. The Uchiha growled, and tackled the blonde, slamming him down into the ground.

"Nnnn!" Naruto groaned as his head hit the stage with a heavy thud.

Sasuke growled above him, fuming. He grabbed the blonde's wrists and forced them above his head, holding them down under one powerful hand.

"H-hey! Get off me, you jerk!"

"Oh, I'm the jerk!"

"Yes! You're the jerk!"

"Then I guess there's no reason to be nice." He scooped the porridge off his face and from his hair with his free hand and glared down at the infuriating blonde.

"Wha-what are you doing?"

"You were so fucking adamant that someone eats the damn porridge. Well, let's do that."

Blue eyes widened. "Don't!"

The Uchiha snarled, then shoved a handful of oatmeal against the blonde's mouth.

"Mmphhhh!" Naruto shouted at him behind pursed lips, struggling to move his head away from Sasuke's forceful hand.

"Happy now, Belle?" He sneered. After he felt like he made his point, Sasuke moved his hand away from the blonde's messy mouth, wiping his hands on his pants.

Naruto turned his face away, eyes burning.

"What's wrong, Naruto? I thought there was nothing wrong with shoving oatmeal all over your face?"

"Get off of me" he mumbled.

"What was that? Couldn't hear you past all of that-"

"I said GET OFF OF ME!"

Naruto slipped one of his hands free and shoved the raven back. He wiped the back of his hand against his mouth as he sat up. "See. You are the jerk.."

Then he pushed himself up and walked away, scrapping oatmeal off his face as he went.

Sasuke flicked a bit of porridge off his pants. Whatever.

Better him than me.

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After washing off the breakfast mess, the two returned to the stage, ready for the next scene. Well- Sasuke was. Naruto was still pissed at him. He refused to feel bad about it though- he tried to do the exact same thing to me. I don't see how this is any different.

"Alright, cue Belle- hold on. We need a lot more snow out here. This is mid-winter, people, not a coke-head's wet dream."

Sasuke blinked.

"Did anyone even look at the script?" the director asked rubbing his temple. "They are feeding birds. Where are the damn birds?"

As the crew scrambled to set up the stage correctly, Sasuke walked over to his Belle.

"Still mad at me?"

Naruto crossed his arms. "Hmpphh!"

"You do realize that you were planning on doing the same thing to me, right?"

Naruto stuck out his tongue.

Sasuke leaned down. "If you do that again", he whispered, "I'm going to bite it."

Naruto quickly sucked his tongue back in his mouth. "God- you're such a freak!" Naruto shouted at him. Then he turned, pulled up his robe, and stormed off.

Sasuke grinned at his retreating back.

You have no idea.

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Author Note:

I'm sorry for the really short chapter everyone! This idea just popped in my head randomly and I just had to make it happen. Really, I just wanted to spotlight a ridiculous scene. I hope you enjoyed it despite how brief it was. ;)

Alright, onto the next chapter! ~