Ramen Doodles
By Andrew J. Talon
Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.
Author's Note: When I have writer's block, I often write a lot of random snippets of ideas, omakes, and continuations of other author's ideas that kind of petered out. As I'm afflicted with a bit of writer's block regarding Key Through the Heart (again), I've decided I'm not going to leave you guys in the lurch. Therefore, enjoy some writing I've been doing over at The Fanfiction Forum.
Now, I'm going to begin a new feature for this story, which I'll call "Amateur Chapters". If you'd like to write another bit for an existing story concept, or your own story idea, just PM me it and I'll post it in the next update. Not every chapter from now on will be an "Amateur Chapter", just so you know.
Up first, we have a Dolphin Man Omake by Sorakage Sama!
"So, Iruka thinks he can steal my students from me does he?" Kakashi scowled
as he brooded over his favorite book series.
He paced back and forth as he looked through his Dolphin man scrapbook in an
attempt to come up with a solution.
"I HAVE IT! I'll become an even better superhero than Dolphin Man in order to
win back the approval and adoration of my charges!" the copy cat grinned.
And with that, kakashi began to root through his closet for the perfect
costume to use in fighting crime.
Kakashi stitched his wall sized Icha Icha tactics poster onto a length of
cloth, making it into a makeshift cape. He cut one of his masks up and made a
domino mask with one eye hole. And last but not least: an instant iron on
print of a picture straight from his favorite book series pressed onto his
spare jump suit and a super hero was born!
Later that week...
"Soon the criminals of the hidden countries will tremble at the name of 'ICHA
ICHA MAN!' the super hero who preaches peace through the wonders of Icha Icha
paradise!" the silver haired super hero proclaimed.
Later that night...
"Halt snake charmer!! Icha Icha man won't let you get away with your evil
plot!" the man with the porn yelled dramatically, holding his signed copy of
Icha Icha violence up like a shield.
POW!
Unfortunately for Kakashi, his favorite book series didn't stop the snake
charmer from mowing him down like crab grass.
"Out of my way pencil neck!" the serpentine seductress barked.
"Medic!" Kakashi whimpered, getting gingerly to his feet.
BANG!
He wasn't able to get up in time to avoid Dolphin man, who was in pursuit of
his mortal enemy.
"Sorry citizen!" the bottlenose avenger winced.
"Maybe I should rethink this..." the sharringan wielder winced.
BOOM!
Foxy boy needed to work on his breaks.
"Holy malpractice suit Dolphin man! I think I ran over a homeless person!"
the kitsune themed sidekick cackled.
"Now I'm sure I should rethink this!" the jonin grunted as he examined his
trampled book, weeping silently.
I think Kakashi's really out of character here, but it was a fun chapter nevertheless. Looking forward to the next Amateur Submission!