Ramen Doodles

By Andrew Gillespie

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

Author's Note: When I have writer's block, I often write a lot of random snippets of ideas, omakes, and continuations of other author's ideas that kind of petered out. As I'm afflicted with a bit of writer's block regarding Key Through the Heart (again), I've decided I'm not going to leave you guys in the lurch. Therefore, enjoy some writing I've been doing over at The Fanfiction Forum.

Here's another bit involving a Female!Neji and Naruto pairing. I do have a lemon involving the pairing (along with Naruto/Hinata and Sasuke/Tenten in the background) but I'm not sure if I should post it here or as it's own story.

Naruto gulped. Ever since beating Neji in the Chuunin Exams, and the invasion afterwards, the pretty Hyuuga had seemed to show up everywhere he went!

Okay, sure, he wouldn't have even noticed her without some of that training Ero-Sennin gave him, but now he was wondering if he wouldn't have been better off not knowing. She followed and watching him all the time!

And she didn't seem to be the only Hyuuga to be doing it, either! Hinata was following him around too! Just what was going on?

Finally, he'd had enough. Walking down the street, mindful of Neji stalking him from the rooftops, he turned off casually to head for a training area. He glanced back to see if she was still behind him, turning back when he lost track of her...

"Dwah!" He yelped, as Neji was suddenly standing right in front of him. He gawked in disbelief as she stood there, calmly, wearing an odd white robe.

"Neji! Uh, hi! Um..."

"I know you know I've been watching you, Uzumaki Naruto," she stated evenly. Naruto blinked and then scowled. She made it sound as though he was the one doing something wrong!

"Yeah? So? Why are you stalking me anyway?"

"I wanted to get your opinion on something," the Hyuuga Branch House princess stated, her cheeks turning slightly red. Naruto blinked.

"Er... Okay...?"

Neji opened her robe and let it drop, pooling at her feet. Naruto followed the progress of the robe with his eyes, and slowly looked back up. His face flushed bright red and his jaw dropped. Neji's own blush grew a bit as she stood perfectly still in tight, form-fitting green spandex.

"How do I look in this?" She asked quietly. Naruto tried to speak, but the fact Neji's impressive breasts shook slightly when she fidgeted blasted away his ability to speak. He continued to gape and stare, making Neji blush even harder.

Even so, she couldn't help a smirk at the aghast face of her cousin, watching the scene from a distance.

Oh yes, Hinata-sama... Seems you just can't stand against the power of youth, she thought cattily.

Round 1 to Nejiko. What will Hinata's retaliatory strike look like? Stay tuned!