This is based off of the episode, from which we have seen that involved Lynn Sr and his restaurant and whatever madness has gone down, and this is where we mostly focus on the louds, because some others aren't around to handle this. This might be quick to deal with. Enjoy reading this guys.

Spells and Louds.

Chapter 764: The Nosh about town!

(The Loud House.)

We go to the home of the louds and right now the sisters are just enjoying whatever fun they have. Luan and Lana are chasing Charles who took Mr. Coconuts. "Charles, get back here!" Luan almost trips and then she goes the other way and catches the little beagle. "Finally."

She hands Charles to Lana, and so she takes her puppet and she fixes any damages on him, and luckily all he has is some dog drool.

Lucy is busy combing Cliff, while Lynn Jr is reading a magazine on sports and checking out what's new and coming for her teams, and Lola is going through her manicure on the arm chair, while Lisa is doing something, she seems to be fixing the damaged calculator of Rita and she sees this as an easy repair.

Lori comes down from the stairs and she sees her sister's all doing what they do always and this brings back some memories. 'We might not be big, or doing stuff louder than usual, but this is fine.'

Then her phone goes off. "Huh, what?" She checks who is calling, and she sees that it's not Bobby. "What the heck? Dad?" She then listens and they all hear this animal sound, crying.

"Whoa. That Alpaca sounds hurt!" Lana takes the phone. "Where are you boy? I'm on my way!"

Lori takes back her phone. "Lana, that is not an Alpaca and I doubt they even use phones, I think he butt dialed. Again. Seriously, he has to be careful of what he does with hos phone and where he places it." She then calls him again. "Dad, can you hear me?"

But then they hear the sounds of sobbing coming from the kitchen and so they go over there and see what's happened and they do see their dad, Lynn Sr and he's crying as his laptop is nearby and open. Lynn thinks she knows what this is about.

She goes over and tries to comfort him. "Dad, we talked about this. We can't always win at video game solitaire and the only one here who can ace that one, is either Luan or Lisa."

Lisa adjusts her glasses. "I know the tactics and Luan played it once when she was bored, and she won on her first try." Luan nods, it's all true.

Lynn Sr stops crying. "Oh, but this is so much worse!" He then shows them whats on the laptop.

"Nosh?" Lucy then asks. "What the heck is Nosh?"

Lynn Sr then tells them, while he's still crying. "Nosh is a review website… W-Where people rate their restaurant experience, with a thumbs up o-or a thumbs down."

Lori is confused. "But why are you worrying about this dad, everyone loves the restaurant and it's still the best around town among some others. What's the big deal?"

Lynn Sr then wipes away his tears. "Well, apparently not everyone! Check out this new clown, who calls himself New_Nosher_123." They all see the many thumbs down, but no state of words to review, and more like a one click review from that person.

"Whoa! 30 thumbs down?" asked Luan in shock.

Then Lynn Jr recalls something. "I heard that 35 thumbs down was enough to sink The Unsinkable Sub-Sandwich shop and I loved that place. But, I guess they did have some lazy service going…."

Then they watch as Lynn Sr sobs and weeps, and he also sounds like a crying Alpaca, or a crying goat, or some kind of sobbing lamb. I honestly don't know at this point. "What the heck am I gonna do?! This is my restaurant and my dream and I can't let it wash away! I love it as I love all of you."

Lucy is confused. "Umm, thanks. I guess."

Luan goes over to her father. "Don't worry dad, we're gonna help you find out who this person is and what his deal is about. Right guys?" She looks to the others and they all agree to help.

Lori agrees to this. "We can help find this Nosher, bring that said person to the restaurant and show them that those thumbs downs needs to go away and become thumbs ups."

Lynn Sr smiles hearing this. "Thanks kids, this means a lot to me. But, how the heck are you guys gonna find who this person is? There are a lot of folks, especially the folks from Mantle and the Faunus."

They all think about this, and then Lisa smiles. "I have an idea."

(Lynn's Table.)

They all go back to the restaurant, and they're confronting two guys who might help. Peter Sharp and Sergei Dragunov Spellman, and the guy is drinking some lemonade. "So, someone is giving you a thumbs down to this place?" asked Sergei.

Lynn Sr nods and he wipes away some tears. "Dude, calm down" said Peter Harris. "Also, whoever this person is might be one difficult S.O.B, but finding this person is not gonna be a piece of pie, but we can help narrow down on who they might be."

Lynn Sr is surprised to hear this. "Really? How?!"

Lucy then answers. "Earlier, when we told them about what was going on, we spoke with the two of them to get help from FutureTech, but that wasn't possible since they seemed way too busy with something, and we can't hack or we'd be in trouble."

Lisa scoffs. "We can't take the easy way to know who this new player in the Nosh is."

Lori then speaks. "But we did scope out the town and sought out the folks who might be hard customers, and those hard customers are also tough to other restaurants, and they have been trying to improve too. Since, there are new folks around and they don't wanna make a scene."

Lola then shows the list. "We have Principal Wilbur Huggins, Scoots, Ms. Bernardo, Mr. Grouse and one of the Faunus, named Horace J. Corbin. Those guys have been less than appealing when it comes to being in a place to eat, and at times it can be hard for folks who try and maintain the business."

Lynn Jr then speaks. "So, we invited them to come here and we have the outfits and everything we need to make this place look good, Peter and Sergei are here to witness this and also record the whole thing so that everyone can know just how difficult those folks can be."

Sergei is a bit confused. 'Wait, Huggins is still principal? Weird, I thought he was fired. Oh well.'

Lynn Sr smiles hearing this. "Wow. Thanks guys, this means so much to me." He then has a determined look. "Alright, let's show them that this restaurant is worth something!"

(30 minutes later.)

The customers did show up, and it turned kinda hard for them to deal with. Mr. Grouse ended up ranting about how not so soft his cushion is, and that the lighting needs to be different and that the letters on the menu are too small.

Scoots seems to be demanding, even for her dumb man who is always with her, and she even demands on the food she gets to have some stuff that she needs, and even tells when she wants to eat and when she doesn't, and they recall that she is always tough to deal with.

Ms. Bernardo did ask for a job there, and she wasn't the one to fit the bill and so they believed she sought revenge, but she seems to be more demanding on making the food they served to look as exquisite as art, and this was something hard to handle.

Principal Huggins would complain about his seat not being balanced and that he needs his food to not be hot and not too much, and he seeks out to ensure that everything seems balanced as his dang stupid rules, even though his rules are no longer part of the school.

Then comes, the Faunus customer, known as Horace J. Corbin.

Horace J. Corbin.

He has horns on his head, and they look like the one from a goat. He has a beard closely similar to one and he has dark grey hair. He's wearing a green shirt with a brown fishing jacket and brown pants along with brown shoes and he's wearing a silver necklace with a cross on it.

His hardship at restaurants: He can be a bit impatient, complains about the food and how it's been cooked, and questions about the rules and if there is a dress code, and he rarely trusts the staff.

But after being served here, he seems calm and okay. He also seems to like how things are now, and they notice that he doesn't use his phone much, he works as a fisherman.

The whole service is done, and all of them are happy that this is all done. "We did it guys, seemed kinda rough at first, but the whole thing was a literal success" said Lori.

Lynn Jr agrees. "There's no way that either of them would give a thumbs down after what went down tonight."

Sergei and Peter see this happen and look to the patrons. "Still kinda confused, only one of them didn't seem less satisfied and more into trying to figure out if the service is good here" said Sergei.

Then they check their phones and see the new notification. "Another thumbs down from New_Nosher_123!" said Luan.

"What? Impossible!" said Lynn Sr. "I don't understand, how did this go wrong?!"

Lana thinks. "Something must've went wrong, but what?"

Peter Sharp then goes through what the problem is. He then checks his phone and puts the pieces of the puzzle together, and then he watches as Lynn Sr scolds the patrons who came there. But then they find out, that none of them know what the heck Nosh is.

Lynn Sr then goes back to the others. "Well, if it's not them, then who the heck is New_Nosher_123?" They all had no clue, but then Lynn Sr sits and they all see another thumbs down from the same person.

"Wait what? What the heck is this?!" said Lynn Jr. The other patrons notice this as well.

Lynn Sr then puts his phone away. "Well, looks like it's…" then they get another notification and they see the thumbs down, again. "What the heck?!"

"Let me see that." Peter Sharp takes the phone and he sees something. "Lynnard, you are a total moron, idiot and the biggest joke of a man who has no clue how to handle tech." He then shows them. "You're New_Nosher_123! Well, the phone is. You must've made an account, and then it kept hitting thumbs down, thanks to your stupidity in butt dialing, so now the problem is solved. Mr. Thumbs down all the time."

The others gasp and Lisa is surprised that she didn't see that one coming. Lynn Sr realizes this. "Oh my Nosh!" He then sees the looks from everyone at the table, and they are not happy.

Sergei chuckles. "So weird right. I mean, all this time, we dragged these folks here to make sure they don't give a thumbs down, and then you scolded them for something they did not do, and now they see the truth and also know what Nosh is." He then sighs. "Oh, right. I forgot that we were still recording this and I set it to live stream so that…. Everyone can…. See this. Oh."

The others are surprised and even Lynn Sr and the patrons at the table are not happy about this. Sergei and Peter back away. "We are not with them! They dragged us into this madness!"

The customers get up and Horace has his phone. "Congrats, I'm spreading word of this to all of my friends." He then leaves the place, and Lynn Sr is too late and the Faunus man gets into his car and drives off.

The other patrons are also upset and they demand he makes it up to them for doing this and dragging his kids into something that he made into chaos. Sergei then sees something on his phone. "Guys, notification from… Gordon Ramsey, and yes I subscribe to him and he's…. Coming here."

Peter Sharp sees this too. "Oh boy, he does not look happy. That is a lot to get mad about. Well, Lynnie, looks like you're about to go face-to-face with the devil lord chef of Hell's Kitchen, and the lead conquistador of Kitchen Nightmares. Lock and load, here comes London."

Lynn Sr gulps, he's afraid of what is to come, for him.

To be continued…

A/N: This is a different take from the Loud House Episode "Much Ado about Noshing." There is gonna be an epic and deadly conflict and Lynn Sr, get ready for a fucking mouthful from one pissed off chef. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Date made: 7/14/21.