Ramen Doodles

By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

There are some fics that explore Karin and Naruto being family. But not a lot, sadly. It would probably be a lot of fun.

Naruto comes home to his apartment... And finds it is spic and span.

Naruto: "Huh?!"

Karin: "Welcome home, Naruto!" She made a face "Ugh, this place was a pigsty! I cleaned it all up for you though, Cousin!"

Naruto: "Um... Wow! Thanks Karin!" He beamed at her "That was really nice!"

Karin: "Aw! Anything for my dear cousin!" She hugs him "Now, let's have lunch together! I made it myself!"

Naruto: "Er... Can't we just go out for ramen?"

Karin: "Come on Naruto, you need more in your diet than ramen!"

Naruto: "It's not like I just eat the noodles and broth, ya know!" He sighs and sits at the table, as Karin sets out multiple full plates. Just as he's about to dig in though... Karin smacks his hand with a wooden spoon. "OW! What was that for?"

Karin: "We have a few guests coming!" There is a knock at the door "Oh! There they are! COME IN!"

Ayame Ichiraku, Hinata Hyuuga, Kurotsuchi of the Stone, Temari of the Sand, Samui, and a disguised Mei Terumi.

Naruto: "Bwah?! Ayame-chan? Hinata-chan? Kurotsuchi-chan? Samui-chan? Temari-chan? Um... Mizukage-sama?!"

Hinata: "Um... Hello Naruto-kun. She called us all here."

Kurotsuchi: sighs "Though I don't know why..."

Samui: "She said it was important to all our villages."

Mei: beams "I had some spare time and I couldn't resist Uzumaki-san's invitation."

Ayame: "It's nice to see you again, Naruto."

Temari: "What's this about, you psycho redhead?"

Karin: "Simple! I have selected you all for the opportunity to compete... To be Cousin Naruto's wife!"

Naruto: "... EHHHHHH?!"

Karin: "Through rigorous scientitific assessment and analysis, the best match for Naruto will emerge and improve relations between all our villages! Who among you wants to have this magnificent Uzumaki, with his bottomless stamina, massive chakra, and heroic character all to yourselves?!"

Hinata: "C-Compete for... M-Marry...?!"

Ayame: *blush* "Oh... Um..."

Mei: "Oh my! How... Interesting~3."

Samui: "I see why you had us fill out all these forms."

Kurotsuchi: "MARRY HIM?!"

Temari: "Ya know, I do have a boyfriend-"

Karin: Immediately hands out photos of Naruto in various states of undress, especially shirtless.

Temari: "... On the other hand..."

Kurotsuchi: blushing, eagerly looking at the photos "... Well, I mean, if it's for the good of peace and diplomacy and all..."

Hinata: "HANDS OFF MY MAN, BITCH!"

Hinata tackles Kurotsuchi and Temari and a furious battle begins in his own living room.

Naruto: "KARIN! HOW-WHY-?!"

Karin: "No need to thank me!"